VOLUME 3. KEYXOLDSVILLE, PENN'A., WEDNESDAY, OCTOHEU 21, 181) . Children's Reefer Suits Long Pants von $3.50 &-2.00. Mens' All-wool SUITS - for $6.50. Mens' Good Business SUITS for $8.00. Mens' Good Black Suits for Dress $10.00. Remember we have one of the Finest CUTTERS in our Merchant Tailor Depart ment. Suits for 20.00 and up. Make a Our Fall Stock of Base - Hit Overcoats and come to Bell' are coming daily. COME INI Where? TO THE "Bee riive" store, WHERE L. J. McEntire, & Co., The Grocery man, deals in all kinds of Groceries, Canned Goods, Green Goods Tobacco and Cigars, Flour and Feed, Baled Hay and Straw. Fresh goods always on hand. . Country produce taken in exchange for goods. A Bhare of your patronage la respectfully solicited. Very truly yours, Lawrence J. McEntire & Co., The Groetrymcn, i IBOTTH' Children's Boys' Knee Pants Suits with oxlni pair limits $3.00. Suits SUITS FOR hS. K ). A p Men's, Boy's and Children's S U'l T S A.IS'Y - SIZE - Oil - STYLE ! 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Important to AO ! To Save Money rjo to the People's Bargain Store. Cut price In every department. Fine line children's cotton underwear from lUc. up; children's all-wool red flannel underwear from He. up; heavy quutea males' Jersey shirts at sua.; men's merino underwear UOc. per suit; men's all-wool underwear $1.40 a suit; biff line top shirts from 45o. up; desira able line of men's fine pants from 85o. up; every customer buying a suit of boys' clothes will get a 60c. bat free; fine assortment of shoos at reasonable prices; men's first-class gloves from 25o. up; handsome table oil cloth at 17o. per yard; big line hats and caps at prioes to Buit every customer. Call and be oonvlnoed that we always matte quics sues ana smaii p roots. A. KATZEN, Proprietor. PICTUKE THIEVES. A DEALER WHO SAYS THERE ARE ARTISTIC KLEPTOMANIACS. Theft of a Mnrllln ami of Gainsborough's "Ilnrhmia of DrTotwhlr" Story of a Kl Olvcn For a Vol ftharric and Coun terfeit I'.tchlng-a. "Did yon ever henr of the nrtistio kleptomania!-?'' asked a vi It known ilenler in etchings during an nf tor lunch eon harmony n few dnys ngo. "Well, thero is Mich a person. Tlio artistic khp toitimii.'ta is insanely fond of valnablo art in 111" form of etchings or paintings. Ho steal through tho admiration mid lovo of art. There nro many famous in stances whero old mill nlmost priceless masterpieces of tho painter's nrt hiivo been taken by persons of this kind, mid it is odd that in nlinost every instnuco tho stolen pieces of nrt could not bo traced. "Tho most famous nrtistio theft of modern days was the stealing of tho fig nro of St. Anthony from tho celebrated picture by Murillo. Tho painting, which was on exhibition in tho cathedral ot Seville, represented St. Anthony snr- ronnded by angels. One morning abont seven years ago it was discovered that the figure of St. Anthony had been cot from tho canvas. "All Europo was notified of the theft, but the polico never found the thief. About two years afterward a Spaniard from tho WeRt Indies called in nt tho establishment of Mr. Schnus, tho well known pietnro doaler of this city. Tho Spaniard told Mr. Sebnus that he would like to soli him an unsigned painting by Murillo. Mr. Schaus, being a man of largo intelligence regarding works of tho masters, recognized immediately the figure of St. Anthony cut from tho painting in tho cathedral nt Seville. "Tho man was seized, and Mr. Honour, had the honor of returning tho painting to Spain. "The thoft of the celebrated portrait of the Duchess of Devonshire, by Gains borough, 1 6 years ago was doubtless the work of an nrtistio kleptomaniac, for the picture can do tho thief no good but excite bis admiration. The portrait was in the possession of the Messrs. Agnow, the picture dealers of London. It had been on exhibition, and the Agnow gal leries hnd been crowded. One morning tho frnmo stood empty. Tho painting had been cut out, .nnd no ono knows to this dny where Gainsborough's Duchess of Devonshire is. "Some dishonest lover of art is gloat ing over the picture in private. Tho por trait is vnluod at t.r0,000. "That painting by Gainsborough, bo sidos being an nrtistio relic, is also his toric, as tho painting was made just when tho bcoutiful Duchess of Devon shire had been the means of turning the political tido of England. Pitt nnd Fox wcro rival candidates for parlia ment. It was demonstrated that tho eloction would bo narrowed down to the voto of nn elderly fnt butcher. Tho butcher intended to voto for Pitt. Tho Duko of Devonshire tried every means including a bribe, to influenco tho fat butcher to voto for Fox, but tho butcher wns obdurnto. Then tho beautiful rtuch ess said to him: " 'Is thero nnything I cuu do for you If yon will voto for Fox?' "'Yes,' answered tho butcher. 'If yon will kiss mo, I will voto for Fox. "Tho duchess kissed tho fat butcher. Fox was clectod, and tho political com plexion of England was changod. It is related that tho Duchess of Devonshire told the story to Gainsborough when sho was posing for her picture. The collector of valuable etchings or engravings must bo as constantly on tho alert for counterfeits as is the bank cashier for forged chocks or counterfeit bills or the jeweler for false diamonds. Some dealers have suffered heavy losses because of tlioir inability to distinguish between an original and a oonnterfoit etching or engraving. Quick wit and a wide knowledge of the history of etch ings reoently saved Frederick Keppel, the art doaler of this city and Paris, nearly 1,000 marks in Berlin. The ool lection of etchings of the late Baron Op perm an was sold at auction, and dealers from all over the world attended the sale at Berlin. Mr. Keppel bought an impression of Rembrandt a Christ before Pilate, en' titled the "Great Ecoe Homo, " paying 1,400 marks, or $3S0, for the etching. Just after the sale a well dressed gen tleman said in French to Mr. Keppel: "Sir, I presume yon are stranger in Berlin. I am a native of the city, and I am mortified to see yon so badly cheat ed today. I wish to make yon all the restitution I can. You paid 1,400 marks for that etching. The price is far too high, but to compensate yon for your loss I will soil yon a genuine etching for 1,000 marks." Mr. Keppel knew his etching to be genuine. Mr. Keppel saw that the man was playing a game of high comedy, but he said he would like to see the etching. When Mr. Keppel reviewed the etching, he said: "I will give yon 6 marks for the etoh lug. " When tbe man found he bad been eaught in his game, he simply said: "Preuei le, " and Mr. Keppel took the counterfeit, which he afterward gave to the purchaser of his genuine etching. The counterfeit, which was made by Solomon Savry, can only be told from the original by the difference In the drawing of one of the bands in the etch' lng. The only difference between the orig inal nnd tho counterfeit of Albert Dn rer's celebrated etching "Melancholia" is tho form of n ward on ono of severnl kys banging from a flguro's girdln. Though smaller than n pinhenri, the flaw represents a difference in price of several hundred dollars. New York Bun. THE LAZY FIRST BASEMAN. Bo Wat Favnrcil by Itnln t'ntll (tin Mnnnrf Drowned llhn Out. Tho retired Icftf fielder wns telling the Story. "Hank MuKinnis, " be said, "wns tho greatest first baseman 1 ever seen. Ho could play tho bag outer sight when ho wns a mind to, but he wns the laziest man in 27 counties, mid be didn't play no ball when ho could git onten it. .Ho wns nllays turiiin up with a spiked foot or a split thumb or some thin of tho kind, nn gim rally made out to lay off inoro'n half the time. Tho summer wo were playin in Hie Western loaguo wo struck n manager who was onto Hank's curves. Ho took him to ono side, when the season begun nn tol him that ho wouldn't stand no graft. Ho marked out to him that if ho didn't piny every day ho 'votilil git lnid off nn lose his pay. Sore Let is nn thumbs wns barred. "Hunk, bcin '..ziei thnn ever that year, was conslderh'il ftirrcd up about this. Ho didn't L..-.. mi likin to piny, but ho wns hot after llio long green, nn he kep' playin along nn kickin liko a bny steer all tho time. Finally ho got a couplo of day' lay off nn went to hco his mother, so ho said. Ho got back on time an complained of being sick, but the manager tol him t' git inter th' game or lose 20 cold plunks, nn he got in. Nex day we couldn i play. There was a big rain. Jus' before the timo t' call tho game on tho day after that thoy vns another big rain. "An it went on liko this fer a straight 80 days. It would allays rain jus' bo fore the game, whether we wns homo or way. Hank he got fat loafin around an was on first rate terms with hisself. Finally the manager had to let out soinu of tho men to reduce expense, an Hank got tho run. Then tho rains stopped. Now, what do you think that man done so's he could git his money without workin? Seems he knewsomethiu aliout rainmakin, an when ho took that trip home he got his chemicals together an didn't do a thing but mnko rain every afternoon jus' before the game." Buf falo Express. Tort Loulu, Mauritius, From tho sea Port Louis has a pictur esque and oriental aspect, but tho streetH are less so than one imagines. They are wide and resemble those of Cnpo Town. Numerous European shops also lino their fronts. Lying behind tho town is tho Champ do Mars. It is used as a place of nmuso mcnt, and opening into it are tho streets of Burbon nnd Cordcrio, whilo to the left of tho quays is tho bazaar or market plnco. It is surrounded by an iron rail ing, has several gates leading to tho principal streets and is divided into two equal parts by t arquar street A broad avonuo also traverses its en tire length, lined on cither side by cov ered sheds, whero tho wares nro exposed. Fruit stalls occupy tho upper end, and hero is exhibited a marvelous variety, a collection that would make the fruit sellers of the west mad with envy. Plantains in groat yellow heaps are sido by sido with custard apples, alligator pears, mangoes, pineapples and othors too nnmorous to mention. Mangoes nro tho most esteemod by Europeans. The lower market contains tho butchers' shops, whero fowl, fish and kid are conspicuous. All the Year Round. Th Mantle of Charity. It is the one garment the fashion of wheh never changes, writes Ruth Ash- more in Ladies' Home Journal. The years may go and come, and yet she who cloaks herself in this mantle is at ouoe happy hersolf and tho giver of happi ness. In cut it never changes. It is al ways largo and full, so that it can en velop those who are unhappy and give them warmth and comfort Like the cloak worn by the prince in the fairy tale, it is invisible to all but those whose eyes are made dear by faith. It is the garment that I would like my girls to wear. It is true that muoh patience and much self denial are required before this cloak is pnt on, as it should be, for all time, but once assumed the amount of joy to be got from it and the happy heartbeats to the wearers of it cannot possibly be overestimated. Girl BablM of Sicily. In some parta of Sicily the birth of a girl is looked upon as such a misfor tune that black flag is hnng out the window to proclaim the sad event Hav ing to be supported by the family as long as thoy are unmarried, and being obliged to dower the bridegroom, they are looked upon as expensive luxuries. Boys, on the other hand, are very soon self supporting, and when the time comes for marrying increase the family wealth by bringing home a bride and her dot Tho girls live in seclusion, are most kindly treated, and at the age of 14 or 10 they are disposed of in marriage on a purely financial basis. New York World. Ifua of Coming; Trouble. Johnny I tell yon, papa's going to catch it after the oompany'i gone. Tommy How do you know? Johnny He ' told ma onoe or twice she was mistaken about something, and she's said, "Why, darling ("London Million. THE PRICE OF A WIFE. Savages rinro n Vnrylnu Value Vnnn Tlietr Chourn lli'lintifttrv. Ill tho earliest times of pnrehnso a woman wns bartered for useful goods or for services rendc red to her father. In tho latter way Jacob purchased llachel and her sister Leah. This v ns a liecna marriage, where n man? a in Generis, leaves his father mid his mother nnd cleaves unto his w ife, nnd they V"conio one llcfh or !:in :! womanV. Tho price of n bride in British I'olnuihin nwl Vancouver i.- land varies from 1'20 to 10 worth of articles. In Oregon nn In dian gives for a wife horses, blankets or buffalo robes; in California, shell money or hor.-;e-:; in Afrier, cattle. A poor Dainara will sell a daughter for ono cow. A richer Kaffir experts from ;l to 110. With tho IJanval, if noth ing be given, her f laily claim her chil- - liven, in Uganda, vhevo no limrriago recently existed, iho may In oht. dned r half a dozen need lev, or n coat, or a pair of shoes. An ordinary priro is a box of percussion caps. In other parts a goat or n couple of buckskins will buy a girl. Pushing to Apia, vi did her price is sometimes 5 to 00 rubles or nt others a cnrtlond nf wood or hay. A princess may bo purchased for 3,000 rubles. In Tnrtary n woman can bo obtained for a few pounds of butter, or whero a rich man gives 20 small oxen n poor mnn may succeed with a pig. In Fiji her equivalent is a whale's tooth or u mus ket. These und similar prices Iscwhcro are eloquent testimony to the little valr.o a savngo sets on his wife. Now Y'ork Advertiser. $1,000 A SHOT. It Is Economical, Alter All, If Con.lili'rcil l'ropurly. One thousand dollars a shot is rather expensive shooting, but when you come to figuro it out you will find that it is not quite as much in proportion as $100 ' shot under certain conditions. 1 ho old smooth bore cannon, short in barrel aud short in tho breach, had to be trained with tho greotest patience and care oil the object aimed at and if the 100 pound ball didn't, land exactly whero it was intended it did very little harm. With tho big pneumatic gnu at Bandy Hook it is impossible to mnko a miss. You just touch her off at $1,000 per touch, and if the projectilo drops within one-sixth of a mile of whero it was in tended to drop there is immodinto and serious trouble and in all probability no necessity for tho expenditure of another dollar on that particular target. It costs more to firo tho big Krupp gun than it does our dynamite gun, but tho execu tion bears no comparisou. One hundred galling guns, fired at short intervals for ono hour, would cost $10,000. Even if tho object shot at was within range tho shooting would not bo ono-tenth ns ef fective as tho shooting of tho Sandy Hook terror. Now York Mail and Ex press. The Forlls of I'nllllen. "My friend," said tho candidate for sheriff of Cheyonno, drawing a one eyed stranger closo to his means of liveli hood, "do you want to innko $3 easy to night?" "Yep." "All right. When I say in my speech, 'Is there a man among you who will de ny this statement':" you jump to your feet in the rear of tho hall nnd shout: 'Yes, sir, I will. You nro a liar, and I can provo it!' and rend from this clip ping. Then I will call you down and make you ridiculous, but you will gut tho V nevertheless. Is it a go?" "Nope," "Why not?" "I tried the same thing in Butto City a year ago, aud the candidate jumped on mo so hard that tho audience kicked me out of tho hall and rode me out of town on a rail. I didn't get the $5 ei ther. Try it on somo oue else. I've been there. "Boston Herald. A Shrewd Dog-. A gentleman once stopped his gig at the door of a shop. Entering the shop, he left the dog on the seat of the gig. The horse took fright at something and boltod off down the street, dragging the reins on the ground. The dog at onco jumped down and seized tho reins iu his teeth. Although he was pulled along for some distance, he kept pulling against the runaway horse till he man aged to bring it to a standstill. Fami ly Herald. The Wonder, of tho Sky. The Professor (enthusiastically) Ah, ' Miss Nomer, astronomy is a grand study I Look now, for instance, at Oriou. Yondor is Mars, over there is Jupiter, and that beautiful bluo star is Sirius. Miss Nomer (deeply interested) Oh, professor! How wonderful! But tell me, how did you astronomers ever find out the names of all thoso stars? Answors. Great Britain aud Ireland is full of thirsty oitizons if tho quantity of cork ' used iu a year la to be taken as a crite rion. It takes 70,000 tons to stopper the lo aud boer bottles on the tight little. Isle in 12 months. Egyptians of Moses' timo arebolioved to have been a cross between the black raoes of the south and the white invad ers from the north. A Long Island girl who had been deaf and dumb for eight years bad her speech restored by an eleotrio shook, which struck the house in whtoh she was during a storm.