Vnlnnhle I'lrrka. Some one pia and one of the jrlrl clerks tn n largo shop to the hend oj tlic department, laying that she whs o modest am no pleasant, while so obliKlntt, that Mho serine, I nn Ideal person for the lnco, "iTom your tundpolnt. yes" was the rep'y, "but hardly trom our own. She hns all the good points that ou mention, and which I iroo l,be perfect saleswoman should not bo without. Hut she does not xoll (foods cnoiiRh to suit us. 1 mean she doe not he p people to make up their mind and tret them out or tho way and some one else in their places. The ideal clerk docs t hat without pushing or forwardness. You would searcoly believe how de pendent most customers are upon others' Juitumont, and how much qulet assistance they reiu re In order to faclliate business. The mot val uable cleric Is that one who can ren der this help without appearing to do anything nioro than offer the stud for others' nholce." New Ysrk Jour. oaL Thn Roman Hparte. The spade used by the Roman teaant during the empire was a wooden instrument tipped with Iron. Riir "I wonder If he has a ghost of i lww now." He "Who?" th T. Harnuru." Life. Ir. Kilmer's BwnMr-.BnoT euros nil Kiilnny unci Illnililr tmtiMna. I'll m pti let nnd 'onsiiltntlnn free, Lnlimlory Illnhamiton,N. Y. TllnmlniitliiK oil I" mmln from grape sends fn Italy. T. Cleanse i mrmtrm EiTertnally yet gently, when costive or billons, or when the blond I Impure or sltiKKish.to per manently cure habitual mnstlpatlnn, to awnk n the kidney and llrer to a healthv activity, withnul irritating; or weakening them, torUa pel headaches, colds or fevers, use Hyrnp of Hk. Vinegar and Bunr are made from cocoanut 4np. Hnll's Catarrh Cure Is taken internally. Trim 750. Ad eloftric plow Is Mug tinted lu Ger many. Karl's Clover Root, the great blood purifier, jrivea freshness and Heartless to the t-nnipleg-ion and cure constitution. ft ct., Ml ula., SI. 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Co., IMtrult, Mlou. 0ataMllvM ftod pople irbobttv WMk lunnor Aitit Bk.tnoulduM Fiivo'B Curs fur Cuniumptiuo. It bM r4 IhMMUida. It ba not Injur. Id ou. It ! uot bad to lk. tlatba battouufb syrup. bold Trywbr, Mv PHP 88 '04 SDR.KI LM ER'S REV. 1)1!. TALMAOE. 1'IIK BKOOKIA N lIVIKM SUX 1AY KM).. Subject: "rii Mnhnnth Heaf." Tfxt: "V.-rlly, My Rabbntht ya ahnll keep." Exodtw xxxl , IS The wIiIoti of nna.ttlon from har ! labor one rlav nut of inn la almost nnlvorsally ant nowlpil l. Thn world haa found out thnt it can do ii work In aivn dnya than in alx, nn I that thn fl fly-two dn)a of th y-nr dt-vntml to rit nrn nn addition rather thnn a ubtra'tlon. ExpurlmcnH havahann mnda In all ilnpartmnnta Tha (rrnnt Lord (Timtloroairh thouirht ho could work his brain day in the yenr, but aftnr awhlla bro't down and commlttad aulddo, and Wllharforca aald o( him : "PoorCiiatlxraaifh I Thia la tha rult ot thn nonobaurranoa of tha Babliath !" A onlabratad mar.'hitnt d"larft.1, "I ahoilld hava ban a manlno loni atro hut 'or tha Sabbath '" Tha n"irvna, tha brain, tha ninwli-a. tha bona, tha cntlra phyaloal. In lllcciual and moral natim crv out for tha Sabbatic rent. What i trua of man la, for lha moat p.irt, tnia of tha liruta. Travalara hava found out thnt thny noma to thnlr plac of destination pootiMr wiian thay let thalr hortia rat by tha way on tha Hib hath. What la tha mnttr with thoa for lorn crnntun-a hnrnaaaml to soma of tha city car? Why do thay itu-nhlaand Manner and fall? Tt la tortha iackol tha H ibbatlo rt. In other daya, whan tha herdamen drova their ahp and onttla fro-n tha Far Weal lown to the aeaboard, It w.ia foun I out by experiment thnt thoaa herdnmen and drovers who halted over tha seventh day trot down sooner to tha aeaboard than thosa who paaaed on without tho observanca of tha holvBabbath. The OMiermen ofTtheeoaat of Newfoundland declare that thoaa men during tha year catch tbe moat flah who atop during tho Lord' day. When I naked the Hoclcy Mountain loco m.tiva enirineer why ha chantrad locomo lives when It seemed to be a straiirht routo, ha .aid, "W have to let tha locomotive stop and cool off, or tha machinery would soon break down." Men who made large quanti ties of salt were told that If they allowed Ihelr kettles to cool over Sunday they would .uhmit themselves to a great deal of dam Stfe. The experiment waa made, soma ob .ervlntr the Hanbath, and some not obaerving tbe Habhath. Those who allowed the Area to iro down and the kettles to cool once a week were compelled to spend onlya few pennies in the way of repairs, while In the cnse where no Habbnth was observed mnny do! ars were demanded for repairs. In other worda, Intelligent man, dumb mr-st and dead machinery cry out for tha Lord's day. But while tha attempt to kill the Habbath by the stroke of ax and flail and ynnlatlck haa bcautl'nlly failed It la pro posed in our day to drown the Habbnth by Hooding It with secular amusements. They would bury It very decently under the wreath of the target company and to the n.uslc ot all brar.en instruments. There are to-day in tho different cities 10,- 000 hnnds and 10,000 pens busy in attempt ing to cut out thn heart of our Christian Sab lath and lenve It a bleeding skeleton ot what it once was. The effort is orgxnlaal an I iremendous, and unless the friends of Christ in I tha lovers of goo I order shall rouse up right speedily their sermons and protests will oe uttered after the Anstle Is taken. There ira cities In the land wh-re the Habbath his tlmost perished, and tt Is becoming a prac Ical question whether we who received a Dure Habbath from the hands ot our fathers ihnll hava piety and pluck enough to give to ur children the same blessel Inheritance, The eternal Ood helping as, we will ! I protest against this Invasion or tha holy sabbath In the first place because it la a war in Divine enactment. Go I snys In Isaiah, 'II thou turn away thy foot from doing thy jlenHiire on My holy dxv, thou shult wtlic apon the high places.'' Want did He m fun oy ".loin thy pleasure?'1 He re'erred to lecular and worldly amusement. A man old me he was never so muoh trlghtened as in the midst of an earthquake, when the easts of thn Held bellowed in fenr and even he bnrnyarl fowls screamed in terror. Well, It was when tha earth was shaking nnd he skies wre all full of. lire that Ood made he great announcement, "Remember the tahhnth day to keep It holy." Go through the streets where the theatres ire open on nHnb'wth night, go upon theateps, nter the hoxs ol those plane, of entertain nent and tell me II that la keeping the Nab jath holy. "Oil." says someone, "God won't ie displeased with n grand sacred concert !" K gentleman who whs present at a "grand acrad concert" one Habbath night In one of 'be theatres o our great cities s.-tld that dur ng the exercises there were cornlcnn 1 senti mental songs. Intersperse I with coarse Jokes, tnd there were dances and a farce and tight rope walking and a trapexe performance. I uippose It Whs a holy dance nn la consecrate.! light rope. T int Is what they oall a "grand aicred concert." We hear a great deal of talk about "the rights of the people" to have just such imusements on Sunday as they want to have, I wondor If the Lord haa any rights. I'ou rule your family ; the governor rules the 4tnte t the president rules the wholo land. ( wonder if the Lord has a right to rule the nations and make the enactment, "Rtmam iier the Sabbat h day to keep It holy," and If there Is any appeal to a high court from ihat decision, and if the men who nra war ring against that enactment are not guilty of high treason against the Makerof heaven and arth. They have In our cities put God on trial. It has been the theatera and the opera houses, plaintiffs, versus the Lord Almighty, defendant. The suit has been begun, and who shall come out ahead you know. Whether it he popular, I now nnnounce It as my opinion that the people hava no rights save those which the great Jcliov.ih gives them. He has never given the right to man lo brenk His holyHirbbnth, and as long as Hit throne S au ls He never will give thnt right. The prophet asks a question which I can anally answer, "Will a man rob Go I'" Yea. Tliey robbed Him lust Buu tuy night at the theatres and the opera housw, and I charge upon them the In la nous and high hau led larceny. I hold the same opinion as a sailor 1 have near t or. Tha crew had been dis charged Iro n a vessel because they wou'd not work while they were lu port ou the Lord's day. The oiiptalu went out to get nllors. He found one man, and he said to him, "Will you serve me on the Habbath?'' "No." "rVhynot?" " Well," rtplied the old sailor, ".i man who will rob God Almighty of His Hnbbntu would rob me of my wagus if be uot a chance." Huppoteyou were poor, an I youoameto n drygoods merchant and nuked for some cloth lor garments, an t he should say, "I will give you six yurds," and w:llle he was off from the counter nnd bin Hug up thesis yards you should go behiu I the counter and sleal one additional yard. T.iut is what every man does when be breaks the Lord's Habbnth. Gol gives us six days out ol seven, reserviug one lor Himself, and if you will not let Him bave It, It Is meau beyonj all computation. Again, I urn opposed to this deseoratbn of the Hitbhnth by secular entertainments be causa It Is a war ou the sututes of most of the Htatea. The luw in New York Htate says i "It eMail not be law.ul to exhibit on the first day of the week, commonly e tiled Sun day, to the nubile In any building, garden, grounds, concert room or oihnr room or place within the oily nui county oi new York, any interlude, tragedy, eo:uidy, opera, ballet, ular. furoe. negro minstrelsy, negro or other dauuing, ot any other entertain ment ot the stage, or any part or pans there in, or any equestrian, circus or dramatio performance, or any per orinauoe of Jug glers, aero mis or rope danclug." Waa there ever a plainer euaotment than that? Who ma le the law? You who at the ballot boxes decided whoshouldgo lo Albany aud ait In the Legislature you who In auy region exercise the right ot suffrage. Tuey made the law lor you and (or your families, and now Isnvthit any man who attemps to override thnt law Insults vou an I me nnl every man whi has the right of suffrige. Htlll further, I protest against the invasion of the Habbnth because It Is a foreign wnr Now, if yon henrd at this moment theboom- ing ot a gun In the harbor, or If a shell from some foreign frigate should drop Into your eiri-ei, wiMim you seep voursts in ciiurchf You would want to face the foe and every gun that could be managed would be brought Into use, and every ship that could be nrougni om ot tne navy yard would swing from her anchorage, and the question would be decide I. Yon do not want a foreign wnr, and ye I hava to tell you that this Invasion of Oo.l's holy day Is a foreign war. As among our own native born population there are two olnsses the goo l and the had, so It Is with tha people who coma from other shores there are the law abiding and tha lawless. The former ara welcome here. Tha mora of them tbe better we like it. But let not the lawless oome from other shores ex pecting to break down our Habbath and In stitute In the plane of It a foreign Habbnth. How do yon feel, ye who have been brought np amid the hills of New England, about giving np the American Habbath? Ye who spent yonr childhood tinder the shadow of the Adlrondacks or the Catskllls, ye who were horn on the hanks of the Havnnnnh or Ohio or Or gon, how do yon feel about giv ing np the American Habbnth? You say -"We shall not give It up. We mean to de. fend It as long as there Is left anv strength In our arm or blood In our heart I Io not bring your Hpanlsh Habbath here. Do not bring yonr Italian Habhath here. Io not bring your French Habbath here. Io not bring your foreign Habbath here. It shall be for us and for our children forever a pure, consecrated, Christian, American Sab- Datn, I will make a comparison between the American Hihhath, as soma of you have known It, an I the Parisian Habhath. Ispenk from observation. On a Habbnth morning I was aroused In Paris by a great sound In the street. I aald, "What Is this?" "Oh," they said, "this is Runday." An unusual rattle of vehicles of all sorts. The voices seemed more bo sterous than on other days. People running to and fro, with baskets or bundles, to get to the rail trains or gar lens. It seemed as If all the vehicles in Paris, of whatever sort, had turns I out for tne holiday. The Champs F.lysees one great mob of pleasure seeking people. Balloons flying. P.rrots chattering. root halls roiling, reddiers hawking their knlckknacks through the streets. Punch and Judy show In a score of places, each one witn a snouting nil llenoe. Hand organs, aymhnls and every kind of racket, musical and unmusical. When the evening oame down, all the theaters were In full blase of music an t full blase of light. The wine stores and siloons wero thronge I with nn unusutl number of customers. At eventide I stool and watched the excursion ists coning home, fagged out men, women nn I ohildren, a gulf stream of fatigue. Irrita bility and wretchedness, for I should think It would take three or four days to get over that miserable way of Hundaying. It asame.l more like an American Fourth of July than a Christian Habbath. Now. In contrast. I present one of the H ib- haths in one of our best American cities. Holy silence coming down with the dav diwn. Business men more deliberately look ing Into the fanes of their children and talk ing to them about their present and future welfare. Men sit longer at the table in the morning, henmse the stores nra not to be opened, nnd the mechanical tools are not to betaken up. A hymn Is sung. T ter are congratulations and gool oheer all through thn house. The street silent until 10 o'clock, when there Is a regular, orlerly tramp ohurohward. Houses of Gol. vocal with thanksgiving for mercies recelv-d, with prayer for oontort, witn nnsniies for the poor. Best for the holy. Rest for the soul. The nerves quieted, the temples ooolel, the mind cleared, tbe soul strengthened, ant our entire population turned out on Monday morning ten years younger, better prepared for the duties of the life, better prepared for the life that Is to ootie. Which do yon like best tha American Habbath or thn Parisian R'ibbath? Do you know in whnt boat the Hihhath ca ne across the aeas and landej on our shores? It w is In the Mayflower. Do yon know In what boat thn Habbath will leave us If It ever goes ! It will he in the ark that flouts over a de'nge of national destrumlon. Htill further. 1 protest against tha Invasion of the Lord's day because It wrongs a vsst mu'titu lo of employes of their rest. Tha play actors and actresses can have their rest between their engagements, but how about the scene shifters, the ballet danoera, the oallhoyn, tha Innumerable attendants and supernu-neries of the American theatre? Wnere Is their Hun lay to come rromf They ara pal I small salaries at the beat. Alas. ror tnem : may appear on tne siage in tinsel and tassel with hallier 's, or in gnuze whirl ing In ton tortures, and they might he mis taken for fairies or queens, hut afterl o'clock at nltfht you may sea them trudging through the streets in faded dresses, shivering an 1 tired, a bundle under their arms, seeking their homes in the garrets an I cellars of the city. Now. you propose to take from thou sands of these employes throughout this country not only all opportunity ol moral culture, but all opportunity of physical rest. For heaven's sake, let the crushing jugger naut stop at least one d iy In seven. Again. I oppose tins modern Invasion of the Christian Htbhath beoauae It is a war on the spiritual wellare of the people. You hive a no lyr yes. lou nave a mm if lea. You have a soul? Yes. WhtJh of the secular balls on the Habbath day will give that soul any culture? Now, admitting that a man has a spiritual and Immortal naturi, which one of the place, of amusement will oulture it? Whicn oue ot tne naonntn periorm tnces will rttmln 1 men of the fact that unless they are born again they onnnrt see the kingdom of God? Will the music of the "Grand Duchess' help people at last to sing the soug of the one hundred nnl forty and four thousaul? Besides, If you gentlemen ot tne secular en tertainment have six days In the week In which to exercise your alleged beneficial In fluence, ought vou not to allow Christian In stitutions to have twenty-four hours V Is It unreasonable to demand that If you hav. six days for the body and Intellect we should hare one day at least for our Immortal soul? Or, to put tt In another shape, do you really think our Imperishable soul Is worth at leust one-saveuth as much as our perishable boly? An artist Has three gems t eorneiian, an amethyst and a dtamonl. He has to cut them and to set them. W.ilch one la he most particular about Now, the eorneiian is the bo ly, the amethyst Is the Intellect, the diamond Is the soul. For the two former you propose six days of opportunity, while you offer no opportunity at all for the Inst, which is in value as compared with the others like 1 103,000, 000,000 to one farthing. besides you must not forget that nlns-tenths aye, ninety-nine one-hundredths f all the Christian efforts ot this country are put forth on the Lord s day. Hun lay Is the day on whloh the asylums and hospitals an 1 the prisous are visited by Christian meu. That Is the day when the youth of our oountry get their religious Information lu Hun lay schools. That Is the day when tbe most of the charities sre oollected. Tnat la the day when, under the blast of 60,009 American pulpits, tbe sin of thelitnlis assaulted and men are summoned to repent. When you make war upon any part of God's day, you make war upon the asylums, an 1 the pnul teutarles, and tbe hospitals, an I tlisrefor n associations, and the homes ot tbe destitute, aud the church of the living Go 1, which Is the pillar aui the ground of the truth. I aui opposed tn the Invasion ot tbe Sab bath beuause It Is a war ou our political in stitutions. When the Habhatn goes down, the republic goes dowu. Men who are not willing to obey Gol's law In regard to Hab bath observance are not tit to govurn th.in selvus. Habbatb breaking means dissolute ness, and dissoluteness Is Incompatible with self government. They wauled a republic lu France. Alter awhile thay got a republie, but one day Napoleon III., with his cavalry, rods through tbe streets, and down went the rapublls under tbe eUMieting boofs. Tuey hava n republic there again, but Franrn never will have a permanent republic nntl she quits her rolsterlngH ihiatbs and devote, one day In every week to the recognition o God and sacred Institutions. Abolish thi Habbath, nnd yon abolish yonr rnllgloui privileges. Let the bad work goon, and you nave "ihe commune," and you have "ths revolution," and yon hsvethe sun of national nrosporltv going down In darkness and blood. From that reign of torror may ths Oo 1 of peace deliver ns. Htlll further, I am opposed to this Invasion of the Habbath because It is unfair nn l It I partial. While secular amnsemnts In dif ferent cities are allowed to he open on the Habbath day, dry goo la establishments must be closed, and plumbing establishments, and the butcher's, and the baker's, and the shoe mater's, nnd the hardware stores. Now, tell me by whnt Inw of Justice yon nan compel a man to shut the door of his atora while you keep open the door of your worldly estab llshmnt. May It please your honors, Ju lgbs of the supreme conrt. If you give to secular places the right to be open on tha Habbath day, yon have to give, at the same time, the right to all commercial establish ments to he open, nnd to all mnchnntcal es tablishments to be open. If It Is right In tha one case, it Is right In all the oases. But we are told that they must get money on Habbath nlvhta In order to pay the deficits of the other nights of the week. Now, In answer to that I any that If the men cannot manage their amusements without breaking the Lord's day they had better all go Into bankruptcy together. We will never surren der our Christian Habbath for the purpose of helping these violators to pay their expenses. Above all, my conll lence Is in the good hand of God thnt has been over our cities since their foundation. Hut I call this day upon all those who befriend Christian principle, and those who love our political freedom, who stand In solid phalanx In this Thermo pylre of our American history, for I believe aa certainly as I stand here that the triumph or overthrow of American Institutions de pends upon this Habbath contest. Bring your voices, yonr pens, yonr print ing presses and your pulpits Into the Lord's artillery eorps for the defense of our holy day. To-davtn yonr families and In your Habbath schools, recite, "Remember tha Habbnth day to keep It holy." Decree be- rore nign neaven that this war on your re ligions rights and the cradles of yonr chil dren shall bring Ignominious defeat to the enemies of Ood nnd the pnMlo weal. For those wao die In the contest battling for the right we shall chisel the epitaph, "Th -scare they who came oot of great tribulation and had their robes washe 1 anl made white In the blool of the Lamb." But for that one who shsll prove In this moral crisis recreant to Got and the church that there shall be no honorable epitaph. He shall not be worthv even of a burial place tn all thla free land, hut the appropriate Interment for such none wnl 1 bs to carry out his remains and drop them Into the sea, where the lawless winds which keep no Habhath may gallop over the grave of him who lived and died a traitor to God, the church and the free Institutions of America. Long live the Christian Habhath! Perish forever all attempts to overthrow It 1 Mecrets ot Chewhig-Uum Makers. A chewing gum factory that claims ths distinction of being the third larg est in the world may be found within the gates of Chicago, Though one ie not permitted even to glanoe into the great room where the clang of ma chinery indicates the snored spot, and though one cannot converse with the liege lord who, looked in his private office, oouoouts mixtures to tiokle the palate of the professional gum chewer, there are many interesting things to be heard and seen in the packing de partment. One of the managers lanorlie I aloud at the bare suggestion of admittance being refused on the ground that the ingredients are iujnriotts. "dome people actually think, he said, "that chewin -gum is made from old rubber boots and refuse matter. The fact is that only pure materials are used, the principal ingredient being an exudation from a species of rubber tree native in Alexioo. "What is the appenranoe of this sub stance?" "it is a thick brown sap of the con sistency and oolor of maple syrup. We get it tbe original state, with particles of bark and dirt. This goes through a long prooeas of cleaning. Then of oourne the process ot making is a pro found secret. There is a man in our employ, by the way, who for twenty- one years has done nothing else but ex periment on new b'rands of chewing gum. No, even a manager could not take his wife through the factory, so rigid are the rules. Each employe knows only his particular part of the work, so the secret ot making, as a whole, is preserved." "Are the materials expensive?" "Yes, for the origiual gum oosts SI. 10 a pound in ton lots, and the esaential oils used cost $4 a pint. These are the principal ingredients." Chicago Tribuue. Making Pcrliiiues at Home, A number of young ladies in Pomona are engaged at odd times in making their own perfumes in this season of flowers aud blossoms. The orauge blossoms and roses are more generally naed in preparing perfumery, and the following is the method moat popular here : Proourepieoesof glass of the desired size, and make arouud that a frame or sash, allowing the sash or frame to project two or three iuubes above the glass. On the glass spread pure lard, suet or other auimal grease, about a quarter of an inoh thiok. Gather the flowers early in tne morning ana oover the grease on the glass with them. The next day remove the flowers and "work up tbe grease and put on a fresh supply of blossoms. Repeat these operations daily untit the grease is thoroughly impregnate! with tbe odor of the flowers. Then scrape it off with a knife and put it in a glass jar, to which should be added enough alcohol or oologne spirits to oover it. Allow tha perfumed g.'ease and spirits to remain together for two or three weeks; then Alter it through ordinary filtering paper, and, if suc cessful, you will have a perfume almost equal to the high-priced articles pur chased ot druggists. Pomona (Cut.) Progress. Flexible Glass, A new and wonderful substitute for common brittle glass is auuounoed by a Vienna journal devoted to the glass and uoroelain trade. The substitute is said to hare all the properties of common glass, exoept that it is flex ible. It is wade of oollodion wool, whatever that may be. St. Louis Wo-public. Highest of all in Leavening Tower. Latest U. S. Gov't Report l7 Absolutely pure Hmugallng Corpse. . "Of all the queer articles smuggled across the bio Urantle, the queerest 1 ever beard of was s corpse, H said James Murray, an old railroad con ductor, to a St Louis Globe-Democrat man. "lo Mexico, when a for eigner dies and his friends desire to lend his body to his native land, the government exacts a tax of 1260 fur the privilege of shipping It over the railroad. In 184 Larry Flaherty, a brakeman, died at Mlao, on the Mexican Central, lie was a poor fel low. His mother, who lived In Colo rado, Lut who bad come on to nurse him, wanted the body shipped home She couldn't raise the money and the boya took up a collection, but could only raise $72. Then Tom Williams a Jovial conductor, put up a scheme to get the body to the Mates. The funeral was conducted In the usual manner and poor Larry's body was placed la the ground. Two pesos nxed It with the gravedlggers and they neglected to All In the grave until alter dark. In the Interim Larry's body was taken from the coffin and placed In an old sack, and carried to an obscure hut, where It was placed In a tr.ink and taken to the depot The boys had secured a pass to El Paso for Mrs. Flaherty and Tom Williams went along to carry out the scheme. At Paso del Norte the trunk was taken to a casa de btieapedes, or boarding house, and the corpse was again transferred tn the sack. Mrs, Flaherty went to El Paso and secured an undertaker, who, BEECHAM'S PILLS (Vegetable) What They Are For Biliousness dyspepsia sick headache bilious headache indigestion bad taste In the mouth foul breath loss of appetite when these conditions are caused by constipation ; and con stipation is the most frequent cause of all of them. One of the most important things for everybody to learn is that constipation causes more than half the sick ness in the world; and it can all be prevented. Go by the book. Write to R. F. Allen Company, 365 Canal street, New York, for the little book on Constipation (its causes con sequences and correction); sent free. If you are not within reach of a druggist, the pills will be sent by mail, 25 cents. HAWAII for These Pni.,ic,aphs sre wry JAM M '''' l0" m'"n, '""' irar.-enn leoul mm hebnimht M'U AN IT A h I K Ihe Krten of llnnulula. llaewb.m Ima itmu HI 'h. N ATI VK C'll KllsTl AN C'HUKt II Built by Kamehameha. W. Kor aiiee al and peculiar reaa ma the pulillahera will mall direct, llila Authentic Htatnry, Bun- rhly lllufr (rated with HnrtraitM nn I View, that could not lie hoiiglil elsewhere for leaa than tli.'li, on roe pt of only cents, tinr. lv to cover co.t of wrnppttig anil postflRe. at tinpa aivepiatde. hla offer la good for tea daya l re ' I'll II A N l I' I II 1. 1 Mil I Ml I It . IOH HAf'K MTU KKT, HII 1 1, s l K I. Pll I A. LOVELL ARE 111. TOURIST'S FAVOU1TK. WHAT ..'fend lor Mr Kpeclal Rariahl TatcosuUkmui and shop-worn Wheels. Wo have sul Just what you w.int. UATAI.OUIIKS Hlf.K TO A 1. 1.. AUKNTM WANT HO. HICH CRAOE BICYCLE FOR $Mb&'Jmu&VXSi& ar.uluaiiKoutat tu alKivs low price. A rare uuauo lo it -l a ar.Hila. durable wheal al a bar gain, Thay are full ill nenta' wbeela. ball beurluif and fltte I with pueuiuallo tires. HendSSto suar.inloa emreaa chaws, aud wa will ablp U. 0. 1. Sid. 73, with the pr.vll, u of sxainluatlou. il uealred. Apply u out &timu or direct lo lit. OUtt SI'OHTINM MOODS LINK IS UNEXUKI.I.RO, Send tea cents (the actual coat of mailing) In nam pa or money for large llluatrated four bus drsd pass uetalugue, uouuiiulni ail kiuda or Sportlug Uonda and buudrada of other article.. JOHN P. LOVELL ARMS CO., 131 Broad SI. aud 14 Wa.klnglou St. Sk.-ssv-sv'SV'S.-----V- ! Where Dirt Gathers. Waste Rules." Great Saving Results From the Use of SA POLIO with a plain box In his wagon, drove vio to the river to a point designated. About 10 o'clock Tom, with his peon rnrgedore, managed to get across the river without attracting attention. Larry's body was tenderly placed In the box and taken uptown to the un dertaker's, where It was properly pre pared, placed in a casket, and shipped to his old home. Tom Williams re turned to Sllon safely and was ever afterward known as the 'cadaver i nuggler o. the lt.o tirunde.'" Tnie more money vou innn people, the more they want to borrow. MADE LIFE A BURDEN. Mtss O. F. Crawvord, of Llmenfons, Jrs Writes: "For years I suffered monthly from penofiio pain, wmco as times were so acute aa to render life a burden. I besan using I)r. Pleros's Favorite Prescription. I used seven bottles In as manv months and de rived so much benefit from It and the home treatment reoommend- el In his Treatise on Disease of Women, that I wish every woman throughout our land, sufTerlns; In tbe same war, "ay be Induced to give vour medicine. and treatment a fair trial." "Favorlt Prescrip tion " is a powerful. In Miss CnAwronu. vigorating tinlo and a soothing and strength ening nervine, purely vegetable, perfectly harmless. It regulate and promotes all the S roper functions of womanhood. Improves IgMtlon, enriches the blood, dispels aches and pains, brings refreshing sleep, and re stores health and vigor. For every "female complaint," It is the only remedy so sure that it can be gnnrantrrd. If it doesn't cur, you have your money back. sallow skin pimples torpid liver depression of spirits 1 2c.! A Charming History and Magnificent Gallery of Views PRACTICALLY CIVEN AWAY! This DclU'htfiil nw History of Hawaii by Hon. John !. Stevens and Frof. W. D. Olevon Just cut Is ino-it hlulily cmlnrs. d by .senators Sherman, IliMr, Krye, lion C. A. Iluutcllc, Chaumi-y M. I'epuw, Kv. John 0. Vincent, D. D., Prof. Uovlti swing, etc. IT 1'ONTAINH l.alttJK I'llOTO-l'OHTIt A ITS UP KX-Ql'HKN I II HOKAI.AM Illy nf Heaven. 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