LADIES' DF.P.VKTM tYl. OVK OK TIIK tATMt FADS. One of the latest fiiU for rich women in ti have a cast made of tho hfn1, the ear, tho nose, or tho foot, as tho rase may be, of course each selecting tho particular feature which will best re pay immortalizing. Tho linml in tlio member which receives tho most uni versal notico. A bountifully posed white plaster hand resting on a velvet drapery has n placo in more thnn ono fashionable boudoir. AN BVENIVO COIFFl'HB. For evening tho fashionable coiffure must ho "wavy." To meet this do tURiiil n special little tongs is sold )y tho lending hairdressers that on being heated presses tho locks into tho most delightful undulating waves. For the Byzantine eoiffiire, which is in high favor for evening, tho wnveil linir is twistcil into loose eoils, from which droop over tho forehead ntut down tho nap of tho neck soft "Hull's" of linir. The eoils nre held in pi nee by'iinmbcr less pins of curious Byzantine pattern. Young girls have ft picturesque fancy for nvoiiliug "sot" lmir arrangements, nnd I remark thnt not n few are eoax ing tlieir "hangs" to turn bnek on either side, showing the white "purt ing" with a qunititly iretty effect. New York Journid. FASHION'S IS OIKT.'S NAMP.S, Tlio most import mt change in the naming of girls 1ms been tho growing disinclination to give them more thnn one mime, tho object of this being thnt when a womnn murries she tuny easily combine her full mitiden mime with her new Hiiriiniue. A three-word ig iiutnre is much prettier nnd more con venient thnn one composed of four words. Then, too, immediate recog nition of her owu ns well ns of her LuHbiind'H surname, nnd tlio conve nience in genei.logicnl research and le gill transactions, are two rensous of eufticiont iiuportnnce to warrant tho combinntion were there no other . With this fashion in girl's names lias come, as in boys', a disinclination to use diminutives or pet mimes. Mollies, Maggies, Katies nnd the var ious feminine "ies" and "y" are as Bonreo as their masculine counterparts, Jimmio and 'Willie. Mary, Margaret and Kntherine have taken tho phico of the former and James and William of tho latter. New York Advertiser. Borsn nomx hp.aixn-o cmb. Miss Louise Stockton of Philadel phia, who has for some years had in the New Century Club a literary com mittee that has never fallen below 2 IK), has started a plan for telling people what they wish to read and where they may find it. This new enterprise is entirely her own, and she lias given it the title of the Round Robin Heading Club. The members, who pay a mod est fee, will rend by subjects, and these subjects are suggested by the directiou, after being informed by the reuders of their resources, the time they have at their command and their intellectual taste. They nre given intelligent uud sympathetic su pervision, and the schemes for the preparation of papers and the forma tion of classes bestow more benefit than could be possibly gained by any course of reading pursued alone. Miss Htockton is coneoted with the Brown ing Club and the West Philadelphia University Extension, aud has been a member of the New Century Club for fourteen years. New York World. DHESSINO A BHIDR. Very heavy white sutiu is uied for tho wedding gown. The skirt, which is quite plain in front, has a flare about tho lower part, tho result of there being two full plaits on each side of tho broad gore. In the back there are two double box plaits that fall fur down, sproad out aud extend through the train, which is nearly a yard long. The bodice is a pointed one, lnood in tho back ; in high iu the neck and has over its white satin col lar folds of whito tulle, caught at ono aide with a tiny buuoh of orange blossom. The sleeves have enormous pun's of the satin that reach quite to tho elbows, and below that they At in to the arms, and each comes down iu a point over tho hand. Folds of tulle outline this pbiut. Over each shoulder is an eluborate epaulette of orange blossoms. The bair is arranged quite high and piuned closely aud very firmly to the head, aud the veil, which is fastened on under a wreath of orange blossoms, extends to the edge of the skirt iu front and over the en tire length of the train at the back. It is necessary in arranging this veil to remember that while it is worn over the face going np the aisle of the church, it is thrown book after the oer. I cmony, in such a way thnt tho bride mny look her best when the veil is o3 her face. (New York Advertiser. TOIf.F.T rr:'R-'.ti. A London toilet ap einlist hn b-:i apparently revealing some profession al secrets to an interviewer. Ho says artlessly in the beginning that eye brow pencils hive gona out since tho idea was introduced from the East to using a solution of Chinese ink iu rose water, which he discreetly advertises is absolutely harmless. Then ho grows confidential nnd says: "Perhaps you'll hardly believe it, but ladies c.imo hero regularly to have their eyebrows clipped nnd singed, and then rubbed with petroleum, just as you would go to have your hair cut. "The receipt of belladonna and end do cologne which we prescribe for Indies afflicted with dump hands ha nl so become very popular, aud prescrip tions come in every day to be made up. In tho summer months, too, wo are busy making up freckle washes, a mix turo of toilet vinegar, oil of lavender, lemon juice, oil of cedar, and distilled water being in special request. Agnin, I may astonish you by tlu statement thnt one lady customer of ours, a Ger man, washes her face once a week iu beer to keep away freckles." Ho further testifies to the excellent oflices of a special demising powder oll for white hsir, and in a burst of csndor adds: "Between ourselves, 1 mny tell you thnt this wonderful re ceipt, sold at half a crown the box, is simply common flour sc?nted with otter of roses." A bit of information which ought not to ba withheld from women is tho evidence that men take much pride in tlieir personal nppparnuc:', tho dealer displaying a box of "mustache train ers," sold, of course, to mustache wearers. These are little nets to bo worn at night which fit over tlio mus tache and fasten by an elastic around the head, thus holding the refractory fringe of hair iu correct position dur ing slut-v- FASHION NOTES. Tho zouave is made of tho finest point duchesse and also iu tho showy point de Bruges. Nothing is nicer for a spnii-invnlid or a chilly body than a Jnpir.icse house jacket of quilted silk. Combs of gedd and shell encrusted with precious stones nre worn beneath tho horse-shoe curve of the cupote. Velvet capes, dints, costumes ami combinations will be worn for months to come, and iu some guise through tho entire summer. A heavy cord is an excellent finish for tho bottom of dresses ; it prevents the wearing of tho material nnd makes it stand out from the feet. Tho Russian goldsmiths have a quaint habit of engraving a quotation from Homo philosopher, or a religions motto, upon their dishes and spoons. A new costume hns bishop sleeves with cuffs almost in bell shape. They arc excessively ugly, but new, and with Home people thnt is nil that is re quired. Something noft and sweet for baby's toilet in a circular bag of crocheted wool lined with the thinnest flannel, through which sifts the perfumed baby powder. The self-opening umbrella is a boon to the woman who is trying to solve the question as to how she can hold up her dress aud at tho same time spread her umbrella. Old-fushioued grass-cloth is revived again. It is finer and more sheer than of the old days. It comes in ecru with fine white stripes, nnd is cool and dainty for shirt waists. Murderous looking daggers and scimetors with hilts sparkling with gems impale the lace at tho throat, are stuck through hats or run through the Psycho knot at tho back of the head. Returning importurs speak of the favor that is just extended to ribbon velvet trimmings iu both Paris and London, with predictions that for summer gowus of chnllies, China silk, foulard, fayette, etc., it will be very fashionable. The truly (esthetic woman will wel oome the sashes which have appeared onoe more. They are worn iu tho back, tied in the frout or on the side, as they aro most becoming, and are made of soft silk, satiu or moire, with long ends fulling mostly to the bottom of the gown. Braids which are rarely ever quite out of style, have taken on a more at tractive form this season, and are now beaded and spangled aud striped with moire, like more pretentious trim mings. Several rows are piuued to gether, with an open burred effect of beads', with one edge very much fuller, lika a raffle. KEYSTONE STATE CULLINGS. rrsssYi.tAStA cbii r.mnf. The following gives tho -n-rnl condition of farm work in Pnnylv inla during tlm month of Mnn-h, ami thi e!Y ms of th s -vere coM wave of the hitter pnrt of the nonth lip on fnilt nnil growlinr crop, ns Issued ly the U. H. lcinrtment of Aurl.-nltinvi First three week very warm ami flm'i son son unusually enrlyi spring farm work well Ailvnn I: winter grnln mm grass look well; nonsttlernlile oats sown: ninny potatoes p'nnt eil; (Inmicfe to veg-'tntlon l.y cold Inst week very sllnliti fruit Inn's not far enough nil vane, nil to suffer from the frei-r.e-, germ bright nnil green. The dryness nnil slow moderation ol the weather has been grently In fnvor of all crops, especially fniltsi outlook good. Tnn wAiiMr.sr ox BKconn. rtTTsnrim. - - According to the monthly rneteorologt.-nl summary just complied l.y O, 1). Htevvnrt, local forecast official of ' the Weather lliirenu, the month Jnt closed has l.ecn Hie warmest Mnivli for wlilrh there Is nny record liil'lttslmrg. The nvernge tern per ntnro was 47 degree mid this wns only C(iinl led l.y one March In !il years nnd that was In 1H71. The nvernge Mnr-li tcniM-mtun Is SS degrees, So far this yenr the temperature has Iss-u n 'otal of till degrees nhove thn normal. The highest teinH'rature last month was 7tl degrees nnd thn lnwst IB. The total precipitation was 4.41 iu.-lie, which is ,'M Inch helow the normal. sixm kscai-k rnoM thk iiexTirwnox jail. IlrXTiNono - Hnmuel lingers, nil ex-penl. teiitlery eotivlet, who was nrrested nnd lironglit hen nltoat two ws-ks ngo for lar ceny, esi nped from the county jail Wcilm-a-lay. Sheriff Oaks was nl.v-nt nt the time, nnd the Jail was 111 charge of a prisoner, lingers eiilly hroke a lock from the door nnd got out. This Is the sixth escape from tlm prison since Daks has hud charge, a little over a year. rnnKsmv 1'Botkction axd rcnK water. H Mitmnrno flovernor l'nttlsnn has ar rnnged for n meeting of tho presidents aud seiTotiirlm of various state hoards on thn 17th Inst., In tho Inteiw. of pure streams of water slid the protistion of forests. Th Stale boards of health, agriculture, geology, game nnd llsh, and forestry will be repra seiited. as old citizkn Kii.i.r.n lit as f.noisk. Vxiiistowx.-Calvin Wllllnms, nn old citizen of (lllphniit nnd nn employe nf thn Pennsylvania Itailroad t'ompnny was strm'k bv n train in the cut just south of Iirown-ll-ld nud fatally Injured. Williams helv build tln line ou which he was run down. Ue will die. Tnr.Y blew oct tiik oas. llAnmsnrnn. Two tin plate workers, Wll llnm llowen nnd John lludley, blew out the gas nnd retlnsl ntlirove's hotel Friday uiglit. Saturday morning lloweu was found dend and Dudley unconscious. The latter wns n1 stortsl nfter a phystcinu had Iain-red with ulin four hours. oonr rnosi-rcTs rna rattT. Hunntsncnn The Secretary of thn Btntn Itoanl of Agriculture has received eneounig ing reports in response to a elreiilnr letter to loading fruit growers III Pennsylvnnin, asking for Information ns to the effis't of the reisnt cold simp ai the enrller fruits. Ais-ordiug to the replh thorn will Is? nil average crop. SKrtiETAnv Kimik of the State Itonrtl nf agri culture has appointed Joseph II. Preston, of lluoks; Nane P. Jaoksnii, Chester; Oliver I). Shook. Ilorks; I). S. Illyholdor, Armstrong; J. S. Thomas. Camhrln: W. W. Im-lio , Tioga; nnd Isaac llarn-ttsnn, Adams, agents of the Iwinrd to oolloet samplt-s of oomniercinl fertil izer sold Iu the statu for analysis. The bndy nf John Morris wns taken from Oaylord mine, near Wllkeslmrre, on Tues day. This makes the tenth victim nf thn re cent disaster found, nnd throe are still tn the mini). The body ot tlio ninth victim, Joseph Olds, was recovered ou Sunday. A spark Ignited thn roof nf one of n ro-v of hrleks tenements Is'longiug to the Wheeling Stool nnd Iron Company, nt IJonwnod. The entire row of seven Houses was consumed, niel the steel works was barely saved by hard work. Loss 015,000', insured. F.lhkr Smki.t.kb's Lutohorsliop nt Greens burg mid the houses of Thomas Wi-stword nnd A. I.. Wnlkor, were burned, Loss t.t.onn; insurance 1,200. The lire caught lu biiieltzer s bed while he was asleep iu it. Tlllt Wnrron diamond rol bery mystery of two years ago has boon cleared up y the Hailing of tin- gems In the cellar of Mrs, Fred Mori'l,, thnlr owner, It being supposed the thief dropped the:u lu his tllglit. Ax unknown mnn wns killed near Smith field, by the tlrst n gal;ir train. Moiidnv, over the new branch of tun llaltlmoro nnd Oiiio railroad from L'niontowu to Morgautowu. The body of Pan W. Morgan, a victim of the (laylnrd niluo disaster ueai Wllkesbnrro, wns H-covensl Friday. His was tho twelfth body taken out ol luu mine. Kate ConvRE, nged 5, of Coward's alley, in the Sixth ward, Pittsburg, died from drinking a lot of whisky her parents had carelessly left within her reach. A riTTsni Bo, Khexanoo ft Lake Ebie freight train was wrecked on a curve near thn Greenville fair ground and Holly Crtws, a truiumun. was killed. At Bonver Falls Joseph IVvisoo, a Hungar ian laborer, drank spirits of amonln, mistak ing it for alcohol. He may not recover. Jacob Fiurrs, nged 37yi-ars, and his two horses were killed by being st-uok by a Bal timore and Ohio train near ltockwoixl. H. M. Tbatheb's barn, near Titusville, burned with 17 head of live stock. The loan U 2,&00; Insurance 01,000. JcnnE Hki.l at Hnllldayshurg refused to license hotels that have buconie dnuklug re sorts for trainmen. The Joy radiator works at Titusville have declared a cut lu wages ot from 10 to IS pet cent. The State convention of the People's party will be held at Hurrisburg Muy 1. Da. A. H. Fulton wns struck by an express train aud killed near lllalrsville. ItrronTS from Altoona are to the effect that the cherry and peach crop on both sides of the mountain have been ruined by the severe weather. Oeoboe Wilsox had both legs out off by fulling uudur the wheels of a train at ltoches ter. He died three hours later. Geoboi W. Atkimsox, a stove dealer at Dotsou, Ki'Dowell county made an assign ment. Assets aud liabilities not known. Mas. Rachael Fosteb, of Webster, was fntully burned by hr clothes taking lire from the grate while dusting the mantel. The postofSoa at Nittany, Center county, was entered by burglars, who cracked the Safe aud secured over 4O0. CHILDREN BURNED TO DEATH. Indiana Railroader's Herolo Efforts to Bav His rmlly. At Keutville, Iud., the home of John t Price, a Nickel Tiate Section foreman. u discovered on fire. An oil lamp exploded la tua Kiicuan, in nail ao hour, the frame rest-dem-a wss In sshea Af ri., ...... i a from bla slumbers and basteuud to n-suua uw woo aim mur ennuren. He earned bla wife and Infant ehlld from the burning build- ilnr. but f huv w,m iu.-ii.iu i.ui . , -,. j . J wiisnai iuu way not reoover. Three children, aged 4, t and i respeetively, weresuOociited by beat beoro Ulkt fMtUHF AnuIHa Nuuu, . I m. . m rusaaated him from uettiuu at their dead bodies, and they went ouruud to a orlsp. Mr. t-liVi Will IMH iuullu .-.J ' " u-iu, IIU4WVi. THE BTATE'B FINANCES. How ths Mon-y Was Disbursed Durlnt tho Fsat Year. Ths annnr.l nport of Andttor-Onernl Gregg will be ready for distributing In a few weeks. A summary of reoelpts from all Soureea for the jenr ending Sovemlsr 80 Shows a total of 014.2111.727 Ml, which added to the bnlam e of 011,0110,04 1 05 from lsfll glv-s 0l",2.Vi,:l7'J H4 ns the sum total on the debit side nf thn state's lodger. The total payments for the year wore Ob'l.4'2:I.O.it 77, leaving a bnlain'e nt the end nf the llsoul yi'OI Kovemlier :H, lS!i:l. ot 0S.s:lO.:tOS 67. The revenue ni tiie commonwealth Is large, ly derived from the tnxation of corporations. Here am a few of th. mom important lb-ma Tax on enrpnrntlon stook nnd limited pnrt nerslilps, 0:l,M4,S(IS Hi!, tax on gross receipts, of oori-orations t4'-'.0'lli Stl; tax on bank st'H'k, 05;l0,'Ji'i 7!l; tax on n-t earnings nt incomes, 07!,ti:ll, foreign Insurance compan ies (all companies outside Pennsylvania) 04ll3,'i.")2 fill: lax on gross premiums, OH0..1SS 8il, municipal loans. 4t:i 1 .M-J ss; corporation hums, 07ii'.M7'. till, tax on personal property, 0:l,5Oi.47ll MO, tax on writs, wills, deeds, etc., OI'l.'i.OM 74. tax on collateral Inheritances, 01.124,4011 t!H. Thn revenue from licenses was 01,I.HS1 divided as follows -Mercantile, 0."s2,i,VI IS; wholesnln liquor, 04'22,2I i4; brewers, 01'2'J.SOJ 01; bottlers, 0ll7,4trJ fit): billiard, Otl.tiss III; brokers, Oi'.l.'JIO 4S; aui'tlniieers. 01A.IU3 fi7; peddlers, Ol.WH.M; theatre, circus, etc., OWiDI; eating house, 0l'i,ss'l ft'2. The bonus on charters niniiiiiited ti O'ill.OHO 0J and fees from puli llo ottioers, 4-14:1.1 oil s:l. One lt-m of 0100 50 is oonselonis- money." A summary of the payments for thn year ' lnton-sttng as showing whon tie- mull, ins go. Last year tin-ox pens-s of the Mtitte govern ment were Oi.100.WJ HI, whleh In. hub s nil the departments nnd thn various boards, t gethor with tin b-gisiatiire. Hut the oxim-ilssj of the government of the i-ommonwoaltli n-p-resonts less than on"-slxth of the total ex penditure. It doe not liieluile the half mil lion dollars n year to public sohools or the vast sums paid for thrf miilntonau -e of char itable ami reformato'-y Institutions, hospital; ami asylums. The state tax on s-rsonnl projs-rty refunded to counth-a amounted to OHO.OIS.UO C.'.i. '1 lie national guard item last year was l'.Hi.(12J HJ, whloh,of course. In. -bided 0114. 17N IM under a p'iul nppropriation for re-ispiipping the soldiers of the state. There Is also ehargod 111 the national guard columu 07:17 75 paid under sx-opo nets of as sembly to memls-rs of the guard who wore disabled nt ll.imosl.-ad and in other servl-n for the State. The e.XH-ns- of suppressing thn Honest. 'nl riots was 0HI.IK5 to nnd It enst OsJ.i'.'o 4ii lor voting booths and compartments for the various counties. An Item of Otil.o.V) M is w-t down for the lii.n-e-tlon and suHrvlsion of oo-il iniu.-s. It Is not a illnVi It matter to dis -over whore the money gisw, the r-srt pn-s -ntlng every item in the most rimple inaiiii -r. It shows among other payments 017. '.'II !H1 for eon-b-sts In In the last legislature over si-ats; 02I.OOO for postage stumps for the house and OS.:") for the senate; 0215.20 7." lor public printing and binding; 0 12.0 il 10 for printing and distributing tlm "Legislative llo-urd; 04S1.21S IM for the ju.ll.larv: tin, l'l;t n-fuinh-d to .1. M. Forsti-i.lato iiisiiranoe commissl-nor, fis-s eollii ted for his own use nud paid into the state treasury, lioforo the ground was broken or a stone was laid for the now library and department building OII.'.HW 14 was SH'iit. Of this amount tin- nr'-hltoot, John T. Wiiidrln, n-ooivod tll,2ilil 25 for prof.-ssional servioos and the balance wont for advertising ami tho expt-nsos of thn board of publio buildings and grounds In visiting nud examining plans and urriingomonts of libra-rb-s. The present stats debt is 01,2Ss,0,ll 2S. There Is also n statement showing that thn commonwealth holds stook In corporations worth on the fnee of the share 04'.7,4."4 112. Another slatenient give the cost of adver tising the iner.-antlH. list for lso:i on the basis of 10 r cent of the amount of liceuss received tls year pn'vious. The total emouul Oald for this advertising v;u 0:10.200 05. Not Illown on by tho Wlnil. About a year ngo tho telegraphto dispatches contained an account of a wind storm in Missouri, which not only blew down houses and fences and caused great loss of life, but ac tually stripped tho feathers from a rooster. Tho correspondent stated that not even tlio pin feathers wero left, and his description of how tho rock next morn Ing strutted forth, flapped his naked wings and crowed with a somewhat-disfigured -but-still-in-thc-rlng stylo caused considerable merriment. It was reasoned that a wind of such force would have blown tho fowl to Jericho, and tho writer was set down as a Munchausen. Scientific research, however, sustains tho story, but ascribes tho rooster's condition to another causa A writer In Dcr Mein der Welsen says: "Among the most astonishing effects of whirlwinds must be reckoned the well-supported facts that, on their cessation, birds exposed to them have been found stripped of their feathers, and ptople with every shred of cloth. Ing torn from them. Tnese effects cannot poslbiy be ascribed to the wind. The force necessary would havj sufficed to transport tho objects away bodily. Numerous similar oc currences were ob-crved In France In the tornadoes which prevailed there three years ago, and these were grad ually brought under Investigation. Over the whole region affected trees were found rent In a manner which could not possibly have resulted from the wind. Ihe-e were, first, oaks split down the center for a length of twenty to twenty-five feet; second, poplars and beeches for a length ot six to twelve feet were shivered Into sticks of uniform thickness (for ex ample, a beech tree sixteen Inches in diameter wai split Into more than 500 sticks a centimeter thick, two centimeters broad and three and a half centimeters long); third, On and other resinous trees had their stcmi cut clean through, leaving almost even surfaces. These phenomena and others of kindred nature can be ascribed only to electricity. Host Euapsl ths Blight The Associated Press bas.through its cor respondents In all thn counties of New York In which fruit-raising is aa industry of magnitude, collected data regarding the ef fect of the reisMit cold snap. In the main trees and vine wintered well. Only in a few lo calities was there any considerable damage dona by the cold weather of ths last few day of March, and for the most part the injury was restricted to the peach orchards. Prospects of a Poor Maple dugar Crop, Reports from ths nortnsra and western sections of Maw Htnipsbire and from parts of VarmoDt bailouts that ttvs maple-sugar crop this year will ba a practical failure. The abaeaoa of front la th ground and tba soarotty and high waves of help ars said to ba th causes. Horn cl tua bast orchard will not ba tapped. Tn wind bhnr a ealaadar Rom th wail ot a Talar (CaL) nous and oausad tt to knock off a botU of earbollo sold standing on a shall over a baby's crib. Th bottls struok tho oradl and broke, throwing th aoW lato tlwoblM smooth, Tht doctors (sal th baby will dl. SOLDIERS' COLUMN. POPLAR BPRINQ CHURCH. A Msrylander Tells Wh? Ha Is, Grateful to Col. N.B. McLsughlln. WAS VF,R much pleased in rending nn account of the battle of Chan cellorsville, to see by a com rade's report tho soldierly nianiierittwhicii Col. N. It. Me Lattglilin hand led tho 1st Mass., nnd tho effect tho mov metit hail tipou his mind, mak ing him forget the stampede :3 which wns going on towards the renr. I take great pleasure in recording asimilnr ofl'iiir iu his front at Poplar Spring Church, in which he received his promotion to Brevet Brigadier General. He enmp out ngniti ns Col onel of tho TiHth Mass., and joined us after tho battle of Weldon Bailroml, and ns senior officer took command of the Third Brigade, First Division, Ninth Corps. At the battle of Toplar Hpiing Church the brigade was ordered to support the advance of the Hecond Division, Ninth Corps, and Col. Me linuglilin massed the brigade in col umn of regiment and took up a possi tion in n thick brush or copse of wood that hud been recently out down and the underbrush hud grown up. Here we remained in reserve await ing orders while the fight wns progressing in our front. Verv soon we lienrd thnt fiinii lar old rebel yell, Ki-yi! Ki-yi! and soon we saw the Heennd Division go ing bnek completely broken up. It happened that our regiment was in the rear lino and on the outside of the brush, where we could get a full view of the stampede, the bad rflect.i of which I was afraid would demoral ize a lot of recruits who lind juat joined our regiment and had never smelt powder before. Must of these were drafted men nnd substitutes, who outnumbered tho vctcinns of my com pany almost two to one. We ' never had nny time to drill them iu battalion movements. I was in a dilemma, fcoring that we might bp called upon to execute mime ditlicitlt maiiiivcr in deploying the bri gade under tire, which might throw them into roiif'ision. At the satno time wo w ere ordered to keep up Nome of the "lighting H00 regiments" that Col. Fox mentions, who were in our front, and manifested nn inclination to drift to the rear; so, witli looking niter my own men nud playing provost to the "ililll fellows," wo liu.l our hands full; but old Napoleon Bonaparte Mc Laughlin, bless his memory, got us out of it in a beautiful manner, nud earned n great deal more than tlio empty title of Brevct-dencrul, for ho gave the t'omnitiud to deploy by tho "Bijiht flank on rear lmttul'hui,'' nud of course we stood fust until the other regiments hud uncovered our front, thou we also moved by that flank until we got clour of the brush; when ho gave thn command, "By the l,.ft Hunk, Double-iiiick, March Cliurgo bayonets," which brought us face to fi'.'je with the rebels, who wero about 12011 yards away. Then the boys went for them with a nihil that dinned them to lace-aboiit before we got close enough to cross bayonets with them. What made mo grateful to him was the moral efl'cct that it hud m my new men, who proved to be good soldiers afterward, not requiring mo to look after them to Keep them up to their work, Besides, it enabled mo to pet the laugh on my brother olliivrs, who had ridiculed tho nppcnrauco of my new men when wo drew lots for thorn, some of them comparing them with l-'n 1st a It's militia. We hud drawn lots for tliem, aim most ot my men were couutrymcn, whose clothes did not fit them, while the other olliocrs secured a lot of city substitutes, who were np in their tuiletti and hud their clothes adjusted to their handsome forms. But I told the Colonel, who led in the raillery, tliut I wuh very well satis fied with my portion, and if I could but pull them through the first fight, and hold them in liuo until they re covered from the "nervous shock" that affects most men iu their Hist battle, I would hp sntiHtied, and would nt exchange them for all the city bum mers thut they could find. The event justitied my expectations, and for which I have nlwavs felt thankful to Gen. N. fl. McLaughlin. J. F. Caiixf.ii, in Xulionn! Tribune. ABOUT UNCLE S IM'S BOLDIERS. Interesting Information Found In the Army Inspector's Reports. Thero are many curious and inter esting features tucked awny iu the general jirosy reports of army inspec tors. For instance, the average height of soldiers reported during the las', year differs but iitilo from thut of the preceding year, but a decrease is not d in the range of extremes, which is this year from S feet for the shortest to 6 feet i inches for the tallest man ia the army. This range is found in the Twenty-fourth iufantry (colored), which also in the preeediug year claimed the tallest man in the army. For the cavalry the figures are 76 and 61 inches, and for the artillery 76 and 61f. The soldier has an average interval of eight days between tours of guard. Regimentally the greatest number is reported in tho Niuth iufantry, where the days between duty have averaged thirteen. Tho lowest is five days, in the Third cavalry which hns seen a great deal of service along tho Mexl ienn frontier during the year. It cot $75,000 a yenr to secure recru.'ts for the army. It costs ff.".ri,0()il a year tn pny tho 1(51 privates now ou the retir ed list. There is n falling off in tho number of married soldiers in the nrmv, to which Condition the authorities are opposed. There nre now in the army 1.H03 mnrried soldiers, 1,200 of whom hnve their wives living nt the military posts with them. It seems thnt per manence of station has a tendency to mnrnnge. inns tno percentage ot married men at Willett's Point where tho engineer corps is permanently stationed is found to be 1211.5. In tho artillery arm it is 9.4, in the infantry H.8, nud in the cnvnlry which is most frecpiently on the move 7.5. There has been nn increase in the funds in various army organizations, nnd thero is now on hand more tlmti 8100,000. The inereuso in tha funds is nttribnted to the greater prosper ity of post exchange. The soldiers during the year have on deposit with the army paymasters nearly half a mil lion dollars. The number of deposi tors, enlisted men Is.nenrly fl,000. Tho artillerymen make tho largest depos its. There are twenty-eight regimpiita in which one or more of the organiza tions keep company nnitnals, consist ing of cows, pigs or fowls. Thero are nearly fi.OOO horses used in the United States nrmy. The life of usefulness of the horse for army purposeo is but little over seven years. Musical Vibrations. I, for one, believe that we are on the eve of a great era of applicable force, and that tho wasteful methods of steam and electricity will be rele gated to a desuetude such as has overtaken tho stage coach. The grounds of my belief are based not wholly on hearsay, but chiefly on a curious experience. A tew days ago a young man living In the vicinity of Boston took mo to his room and showed tno an apparatus which ha had himself constructed with amaz ing ingenuity and skill. Tho funda mental prlmuiii mobile of this sim ple machine wns musical vibration. I have no right to describe the ap paratus, but the force produced In an Incredibly brief Interval of time by means of a fiddle bow was so enor mous that there seemed to be no way of measuring It, and the chief diffi culty in the way of practical appli cation lay In tho regulation of this force, which If directed lull upon a liutmiu being, tho inventor believed, would Instantly vnporl.o bis body. A single drop of water confined In a hollow stell tube wan resolved by a smnll fraction of this possible energy into a motor capable of running an engine if properly applied. It Is well known to all scientific men that a cubic foot of atmospheric air contains Intent (if one might use' tho term), nr In suspension, force enough to kill a regiment. Musical vibration seems to set frco a portion of this energy, and Its resources are infinite. If nnco they can be reg ulated It will be tho simplest and most Inexpensive way of doing all manual work, for It will require no bent. Tho young man who thought out this wonderful series of apparatus Is self-made, not having had great ad vantages of cducutlon; but for pure genius, 1 think, whether as a prac tical Inventor or ns a thooretlcal ex perimenter, he wilt take high rank among the grcafof tho world. Bos ton Transcript. Telephones for Kvcrylioily. . Expiration of tho patent on ths magnet telcphono places a very use ful piece of iii'vhiuilstu at the fro disposal of American householders. Magnet telephones aro not common ly used as transmitters, but are con venient and satisfactory for talking over shoit routes. The lapse of the patent which protectod them Is hard ly likely to have much effect upon the general telephone systems of tit les. People who wish to be in com munication with many place or many icoplo will doubtless keep the service which they have now. But for prl vuto Unci connecting dwellings with ono or two points tbu magnet tele phones will answer very well. It Is a very common experience for famil ies to have one or two places wltb which it Is a special convenience to be able to t ilk. Near relatives or Intimate friends often deslte to be so connected, but do not care for a tele phone for generul use. The mugnet telephone will fit such cases, and has now the great recommendation that It can be bought outright, so that tho first cost of It Is tho only outlay that it Involves, and eve a that will not be great. Tho mugnct telephone will be especially useful In the coun try, where tho matterof stringing up a wire is a duiple thing, involving no electric risks, and Ba invasion ot property. Harper's Weekly. The Dower Cheat. In Holland the dower cho:t once formed a part of every bride's equip ment. Less portable, hut more sight ly than the "Saratoga" trunk, it ful filled Its purpose with grace and dig nity, passing down as an heirloom from generation to generation. The modern chest la an easy thing to se cure, but these the up-to-date girl holds in disdain; her chest must be really antique, ot carved cak of Eos-Hull or Flemish muko, or elaborately Inlaid with niarqueterle ot colored woods and dated or initialed with figures and characters eloquent oC other times and manners. There are very few of the genuine old-fashioned "dower chests" to be seen on this side of tho Atlantic. One ot them in this city Is a very massive affair, weigh ing several liundiod pounds. Buffalo Commercial.