WAX FIGURES. , TnEMHTllOU OK MAKINU LIFE lilKK MANIKINS. - The Melted Wnc t Itnn n Mold, Just Ids Candle Are-Then tho Sculptor Models the llenutlful fhir-Ylniloiv Ladles. TWO Indies were looking in A show window the other day, nitmiriugsti imporfod lint i, ilu vll nil a revolving figure. The pretty wax lady, dressed in her Hundny ticst, turned complacently round and round with n elf-ntislled iimior, her (futures wore "an'tless, her tirtif done in the newest twist, and the feathery creation r nil imaginative foreigner crowning ti,r improbable lirad was tin Hiiifthititf touch to fin im practicable whole. Doth model mid hat belonged just where they worn under itIhms. Imagine tlw (Ii'hIi ami lilood, everyday minmn, with a turned up nose, windblown hair nii'l a mole iutho wrong spot, trying to lie cunsis tent in tlmt lint ! "It'll no 'me," iih"d the more prst liral of the two women, "Von couldn't s-xpeet mo to look like anything in n leal Frenrhy hut! Tlmt' n French tlgnre; f eon rue, it linn the proper nir mill style to it !" Sliu was riht about the lint, hut she was mistaken nliont the Hgure. It si n Atneriesn ns she wan, TIiomo "French figures" nre Hindu right in this city snd item-rally by nderninn, writes Frances M. licnsoti in the New York Ueeonler. They lined to lie imported nt consider aIi!u xpeiise, Imt now we import the mskers instead, mid they srekept busy. 1 enn tell yon. The three principal lr .indicant their work nre for miiMcniiis, fx rilK WORKSHOP. retail stores and churches. Museum work is the most diilieiilt, liecnnse it i niunt he ns nearly exact in likeness as possible; waxen images for cathedrals I are purely iuiHginative, and the least j troublesome, but the most profit comes from the stores, which freshen up their I nhow windows Hiiuiinlly nud change I their exhibit ion Indies from delicate I blonde to plump bruuette or back to i rosy auburn at Fashion's dictates. The I museums, by the way, frequently have , their own sculptors and workmen on j the premises, and make their own ttgnres, so that wheu anybody becomes Hiimciently noted or notorious, sudthe crowds are sulllciently curious, all hands go right to work from a photo graph, and have a home-grown celeb rity ready iu a jiffy. Up a flight or two of bare stairs there is a sculptor's studio and work shop, scattered over two entire floors. The sculptor himself is n typical tier mail. . Everything is white with plas ter of Paris, and plaster easts stand around like tombstones, while dis tressing inanimate heads and limbs and half figures are shelved in rows or scattered around promiscuously. In a baby's bathtub, right in the centor of tho floor, floats the prettiest, pink est, plumpest baby's foot and leg you over saw, out off half way above the kuee, and you turn away from it only to encounter a dimpled arm and hand, with the tapering finger pointing straight at you from the uesrest shelf. The sculptor sits unmoved by his grewsome surroundings. He hns a big apron on aud is modeling a child's head out of clay. Sometimes he works from a living model a profes sional poser sometimes from s photo graph, sometimes from his fancy, ac cording to the needs of his customer. MASINO THC MOLD. When this child' figure is completed it is to be one of a Christmas group iu tho bIiow wiudow of a big dry goods house, which is already working on its display, aud it is to be an ideal Santa Claus child. When the clay head is finished, it is giren to a young man, who puts it on a pedestal, and with a broad, flat knife, covers it with plaster of Paris in two auctions, being careful to grease the edges, so the front and back sections will fall apart readily when the plaster is stiff enough to come off. This plaster cast faithfully copies every ontLoe of the clay figure, veu to the tiniest curve, and when the melted was is poured into it the j o el Q olllo 2 outlines are re-rcverseil and the figure comes out right side twain. The wax come in bulk, in ft pnrn white state, anil wheu nielteil is tinted only in the groundwork or flesh color. For the iklicute coloring of a hair srwiNo im raiti itain BFrARATRt.r. store brauty, the wax must lie the dnintiest pink ; for man's face it is dnrker, and for an Indian or mulntto darker still. The melted wax. is thin ns water, nud when poured into a mold tills it completely. Curiously enough, when it cools it solidities to such an extent that there is barely two inches thickness of the wax, and it is per feel I v uniform nud as smooth as satin on the iuside. The face side, however, from the contact with the plaster mold, is rough, and hss to lie serHped with a knife, the little airholes lilted with wax liy a hot iron, and the whole sur f"o polished with line sandpaper. Then the smooth, Imld lieiided figure is hnnded to a hairdresser, who has a hunch of human hsir and a stick with a needle in the end of it. This needle is nu ordinary sewing needle, with half of the eye lirokeu away, leaving a little fork to cntch the hnir with. Maybe you thought these dummies wore wigs pasted uu, but let me tell yon that each hair is put in sepnralely snd quickly, mid poked in to a depth of half an inch, so that when finished tho hair can be combed mid dressed ns rendily as if on a human head; more so, if anything, for it won't come out. The eyebrows, eyelashes aud on oc casion whiskers are put iu iu tlw snmedelilierate fsshiou, and are as real as thev look. The next process is to burn out the eyes and mouth with specially shaped hot irons. (Hums eyes come by the box nnd pearly teeth, such as doutists put iu real heads, come strung ou a wire iu separate sets. An eye is impnled on a stick snd inserted iu place, while drops of hot wax from the outsido holds it in place temporarily; the teeth are nlsoput up through my lady's throat aud occasionally get loose from their moorings and rattle iu my lady's head. They are dually got into place and a thin coatiug of wax put on the iuside of the head with a brush holds them there, and the lady is ready to have her cheeks and lips painted, and the fitshiousble shadows put under her eyes. This finishes her as to head anil shoulders. The purt of her anatomy that is unt to be exposed to public gaze is, 1 am sorry to say, something of a sham. Pasteboard is cheaper, lighter aud more durable that wax, and when it is to be covered up an swers the same purpose. However. the pasteboard outlines are just as faithfully carried out. The molds are thoroughly greased aud layer after layer ot heavy paper well soaked in paste are pressed carefully into them, and when dried this paper is as firm as one thick piece. This pasteboard dummy is lined with stroug cloth aud a thin coating of plaster of Paris, and, while light, is so tough t hat it is hardly possible to break it. The Father of Expositions. a The originator of National exposi tions was Napoleon. He began in 1798 a series of National expositions, which continued at intervals of from four to seveu years until 1859. They were intensely National in their spirit. A gold medal was offered at the earliest ot them to the manufacturer who should deal the hardest blow at Ene lisu trade. At the French Exposition or is li) tins spirit still survived so strongly that the Minister of Com merce publicly declared that a prono- sition tii admit foreign exhibitors and their products "could only have ema nated from the enemies of France." To England, as a Nation, nnd largely to the late Prince Consort's personal influeuoe and exertions belongs the uouor oi organizing tbe first great ex hibition in which merely National lines were overstepped aud au inter national scope giveu to it. The exhi bition of 1851, held iu the Crystal Palaoe, London, which, in its day, was one ot the wouders of the world, was the first truly large aud couimeheu sive international enterprise ot the kind. JiawOrleaus Picayune. A Plymouth Hock Inr Ihp West. California ulso lias her I'lynioiilh Itoek. It Is the spot where tho II rat recorded church service wns held on the Pacini) slime, more than three centuries ago, nud it Is to be marked by n mi'tuoriiil -., the gift of tleorje W. Child", of Philadelphia. The me- ('AMFORS'IA H MKVOIHAfc rnmi. mortal is to be plnccd about three-quar-ters of a mile from the lighthouse ou Point tteyrs Peninsula nud will h:ivu the following inscription: : Cnim-r.itd I) 'tuiior in. H'U. liy itnv :('hup'li Missinti'iry Cniiuull ha A memo-: Jrlnlof Ilia service IihM on tli hnr of : :lirak"' llnv sliout HI. .Inbii llsillst's: :l)sy. .Inn til, A. I).. liVJ'.i, liy Fran-Is; ; Fletcher, Priest of Hi Church of V.nit-; .Ininl, Chaplain of Mir Fran 'Is links,1 ; Chronicler ot th Marvin. : The design is a copy of an ancient Celtic cross, iiinl the stem is to be richly carved nfter the manner of the early Celtic Christians. The princi pal device above the arms on the facu jt the cross will be the "Hook of Com mon Prayer." On the reverse will be the arms of the Episcopal inn diocese '.if California and three inscriptions -ecitiiig that it is a memorial of the first Christian service on the coast, of the first use of the "Hook of Com mon Prayer" in the country, nud one of thelirst recorded missionary pray ers on the continent. The sub-base will bo seven feet high and ornamented with Itunic desigus, each facade presenting a cross like that ot the main shaft above it. The Oldest Poslmlslrpss. There are, according to a recent compulation, ll&l") women postmaster iu the I'll i ted Htates, Pennsylvania hnving llill, the largest uuinbcr, Alasks having only one. In this position women hnvu won highest praise ful the excellence and accuracy of t licit work mial the conscientiousness with which it is executed, says the I'.oston .Ion mill. They nre almost nlwayt jMipular, both with their patrons aud with the Government Department, simply because, working with all theii tact aud business ability, they are courteous aud try to please the people thev serve. Thev are sometimes tut GO TUB OI.PR.ST POSTMJ8TBESH, roost importnut persons in their own towns, and, without reading the postal cards that pass through the office, are well iuformed regarding what is going on around them. Miss Martha E, Stone, of North Oxford, Mass., is the oldest woman postmaster in the couu try. Hhe received her commission April !27, 1K57, from Horatio King, who was tueu first Assistant lost muster General. There were then only two mails a day at North Oxford, but since that tiuio the business is nearly quadrupled. Miss Stone has always had the office in her sitting room. Hhe assisted ex-Senator George iu compiling the history of "Davis (leueology, anil also Judge Learned, of Albanv, in compiling the geueology of the Learned family. From the Learnud familv, which was one of the wealthiest aud most influential in Ox ford, Miss Ktoue traces her descent, as she is the great-grauddaughtei' of Colonel Ebeuezcr Learned, one of the pioneers of the town, which was settled in 1713. Miss Stone was for nineteen years a teacher aud has also served ou the School Board. A school boy at Abilene, Kan., La a four years lease on acres of ground near town. He expects to get through high school und make money enough off the laud by 1897 to take him through college. In India 25,000,000 acre are made fruitful by irrigation. In Egypt there are about 0,000,000 acres and in Eu rope about 6,000,000. The United States hss about 4,000,000 acres ot ir rigated lauds. 31 . lain i M lo rn U SdUI'S. One spider thrend Is composed ot several hundred separate fllainuuta. ft is now quito possible to seo tho lurger sun spots without gluia or lens ot ntiy kin 1. A factory chimney forty-eight feet high, composed of pnper, hss just been erected at Ureslsu. It ij nirid ti be absolutely tlre-proot. Tho hornet's nest Is sometimes two feet iu dinmeter. The outside layers have a siimll interval between ench, so tlmt if til - rniu should penetrate it is soon arrested. The density of things nt the center of the globe is so great, t tint, it is reckoned, if a block of steel four feet in cubical dimensions wers placed there it would be reduced to n nine inch cube. Frogs are m iinlv juice. If they try t i make more thnn n short journey nwsy from moisture, in a drought, they will perish for want of water ; and then their bodies will drv awnv. The frog's bones are so soft t'nt he scarcely leaves ntiy skeleton. Frogs nnd toads lay numbers of smnll eggs. They nre dropped in the nl -r like fish spawn, iu long clusters or strings. The Huriiinm toad carries her eggs soldered together like n hon eycomb on her back. T Aliphes carries them between its legs rolled up lu a bunch. Iliini'icles, beside fnutcnin'.r them selves to ships und piling, have been known to f listen themselves to a spe cies of fish, nnd which are known lis bullheads. Specimens of this fish have been found completely encrusted by this little nnimnl, soirMiiues to such nu extent ns to cause death. The sound of a strong brass Ixind cannot be heard lit a greater distance slid the report of a musket is scarcely perceivable at a distnnceof '20,0011 feet. In the Arctic regions, when th" spirit thermometer murks 1(1 degrees or more below zero, Fahrenheit, a common conversation nmv be carried on by per sons separated from each other ly up ward of 7,0011 feet. According to Mr. Teg.-ttueier tho rabbit iu Australia hns been forced by his environment to niter his Eiiropesu habits. Tho forepsws of some have n rcmly become adapted for climbing trees iu snsrch of the food which they enn not find ou the ground, nud others hnve begun to litter on the bare earth The Antipodean rabbit ulso enters tho witter nnd swims very well, both dor ing his migrntiuiisHtiil when he is pur sued. It is computed by lending pliysiolo gists thnt since ono-third of u second suffices to produce an impression on the brain, a limn who has lived to be 100 years old must have collected upon the folds of his brain matter nt least 9,487,380,0(10 impressions. Or, again, take off one-third for sleep, and wu still find notlessthati 0,311,520,000 in dentations memory's finger marks on and in the brain. Thin would give 8,l.",7t0,000 separate waking impres sions to the tiiau who lives to be but CD years old. What the Dug Knew. I hnppencd one day to be in a Ten- acssee mountain town wheu an elec tion was taking place, aud there was oue fellow who was doing more talk ing than anybody else ami getting into repuated rows. He was followed every. where by a shepherd dog, aud lute in the evening I found him on the edge of the towu iu a most dilapidated con dition, the result of a tight with the wrotig man. The dog was tryiug to lead him home. "Well," I said, "what's the'matter?" "Fightiu," was his brief response "Von look it," said I, quite fear lessly, for I felt safe uuder the circum stances. "That's a good dog you have. Do yon wont to sell himV" "No, siree," he replied, brighten ing up a little. "Here Curio," he said, snd tbe dog faced about aud sat up. Then he put him through a lot ot difficult tricks, appureutly forgetting U about his own battered condition. "Why," I exclaimed, "blamed if he doesn't know as much asyou do." The man looked at me aggressively, "More, mister," he said, "he knows enough to keep his mouth shut." Detroit Freo Press. Long Way Off. "Let me see," said Brown to Jones: "isn't this Jones that we were just talking about a relative of yours!" "A distant relative," said Jones. "Very distant?" "I should think so. He's the eldest ot twelve children aud I'm the young' est." Youth's Companion. During the present century 8,000 ton ot gold have been miued the world over. KEYSTONE STATE COLLINGS. ( ItOKF.fi BY MAHKKI) MEN. rnRKK ftlMKM SRSTAI.l.T TRRAT A 70-TIAS- oi.sms. Ksir. Birlhslsasw Crewtty, a firmer tO years old, living feur ail 11 esit of F.rls, wis choktd te InisnsiblUtv by thrse ra asked men, ksvmua he refuted torsvt si ths hiding pise of money supposed to be In Ills pot- iilon. Hit daughter, Mrs. ( arey, was first brutally treated, but Ih rohbert lt tier In a barrsd room while Ihry poured oil on Crowley, threatening to burn him isllv snd continued to nearch ths bona. Mrs. Carey jumped from second story window lo the ground, sustaining terloul pin al Injuries, but reached th bouse ot neighbors to give th alarm. '1 be house nt Mrs. John Crowley, nearby, 'was ransacked snd no on being there, the furniture ruin ed with sn x, but lb Ibieres aicnred only 11,'illn cash. Three suspects arrested bf th Krle police hare been released. ISI'I mtK AT PA I'KKR. ICVCRAI. Rl'StSRts HH'SSS DrsrROTIB ASS .10,000 nAMKIS tlflSR. r isxsn Klre started In Clint tlder's bil liard hall and before it was aubdued It had Jost roved T. J. Illsir' stationery itore.Mrs. Wilkin's millinery stor. Diirbln Mobley's gent' furnishing store, Knight' barber shop, ths poaloftlc and Mrs. White's res taurant. Ths property owner sustaining losses re: Henry lloliem, Mrs. Wliklns, Mrs. l eaiherslon. Mrs. Kldar. Henry Htirk, Mr. Wallroblnttein and Mrs. K M. Tarter. The Ion l about MO.OOO, with 1 12.000 in surance. rilll.AIKI.rHIA B SKS. Pinr..tDf i.fhia The weekly sta'ement of ths banks in this city for tbe past week show an Increase in the reserve of 1121,000; due from other binks an Inorease ol f 107, 000; due to other banks a decrease of 12:12, two. The deposits increase I It 1,000: thcir (illation Increase, 121.000 and the loans am discounts show a decrease of t'7,000. - - sv -AWAKPSn f2.2.'0 DA'I.V.U. IIeavcr The cas of Lawrence Dllwortb. et al. vs. th Pittsburg A I. ike Kris nail- road Company resulted in a verdict for tbe plaintiff lor I2,2'r0 When th company changed its ro dbed it abut off tbs water supply of the plaintiffs, who were operating the paper mill factory at Beaver tails. nous wtsrsoviNo stirrr. Ho'.MntYsst'Ro Blsir county farmers are troubled by ths onslaughts made upon their stock by rosining dogs. Farmer It. U Walker, of Duncsnsvill lost. 23 sheep slaughters ! by a pack of dogs. - . At Hszelton while Albert Sponelmrg, wif and child weredhviuc across the I'enie ylvaoia track, they were struck by a freight engine.Mr. poneDiirg was insiatmj kiiivu and lliehiisbaud bad If Injured. The child escaped without a scrstch. Thrsx hunter discovered a bnd ot counterfeiters in a cave In the Laurel Hill mountains, near Ureeniburi, the conn terfeitera gut away, but tU hunters colitis es ted their tool. A hunt lor me counter feller is being msds. HtmnY evening while Mr. and Mrs. Wll Ham Hell, of West Kerry, were nut wslklna their house was ant on tire and destroyed by ons oi their nve little children upsetting a'lsoip.Nsighbors rescued the children. (iinsiiR Kniri.itR, a wealthy farmer living near Pleasant duty, was swindled out ol I'i.hoO by the farm buying and tin box gam by two unknown huncosrs. A oiscsai that is nsir.ling th veterinary iirgeons boa broken out among tbo horses In tbe vicinity ot Mt. t'leasan; and many animals have died. Mk hari. Mii.i.ir. employed In the mines near Avonmor. was instantly killed by a fall of slate. II was about '.'') year old ana unmarried. Tnr. 11,700 raised a year ago by employes to help start tbe Wit hero w iron plant al fc ' II, L ..... ....... . lew isiie win urn rviumcu wiiilj or mm Mm Baihisohr was fatally crushed by a fall of limestone near MoClellandtowo wuila milling under tbe faca of th (ton. Emma Br.oow, a domestic employed at ths Kromer House, Mrottdalo.lml Irom a second, story window and was fatally injured. J. M. P ii KwiTif. a New York tewelrv saiestnan, was robbed of 1 1, two worth of diamonds at r.ne Saturday. RmpvRST of anthracite coal tliroagh Philadelphia up todats show an increase of 042, 13J ton oves last year. BcRnr.AR robbed th hardware store of 8. W. Hort it (ireensburj rjunday night ot a tot oi vaiuaoi goous, At Meadnw T.snda flnndav nlirht Mr. John Kdwarijs drove a burglar trom th bous witn a not poser. David G. Poxohtr. Assoclaf Judge of Adam connty died suddenly teunday night. Hi was tj years oiu. ItAi.ru P.Honrs of Vnlontown.aged 13. has died of lockjaw, induced by a blow with a V.on on in jaw. Ororsr Hriltox. aged I'l.of C'onnellsvill. was killed by th accidental discharge of oiigun. Tri soldiers' bom at Erie bas it full quota of inmates, 400, at present. At Dunbar 130 coke ovens war fired. Fortune In the Field. Tteccnt experiments point to the grovtu or a new and prod table In dustry lrom the prolific scrub growth ot tbo Florida forest and fields. It has beta proved that the leaf ot the saw palmetto curt be ground into a pulp which makes an excellent article of ho'low-wuro for domestic and other uses, and the present ex periments are expected to prove the adaptability of Mi material to the making ot all kinds ot paper. For some time past the peculiar cabbage like substance Id the top ot the cab bage palmetto has been used with tho tender tops as -'ell, ai a fiber In the manufacture oi parchment. It la now proposed to obtain cheap pnper fiber from tho ordinary scrub plant. Some of this pulp has been success fully worked up into pails, tubs, basins and other hollow-ware. The supply ot saw palmetto is practically inexhaustible In Florkla. Millions of acres are covered with it, and when cut down to tbe ground it grows up again two or three times year. A crop that grows without cultivation and lu such very large quantities bids fair to have "uiUIloui In It" SOLDIERS' COLUMN THE OLD 66th. A Qraphie Sketch of One of the Hooalef Beilmiot in Ksntuoky. PERMIT a f words lrom on who wss a ntenuer of i. C nf th Mth Ind. regiment. The orsnniiallnn was composed of mi ls and ends from dif ferent parts of th dtat. culled out to guard prisoners at tamp Morton. I do not mean thai the mti wcr ' odd snd ends," but th compsny. W wcrn muster ed Into aervic on MT "7 Urt !rl in Jnl (lr Murlnii ddre'Sed lh regiment and elated that there wss urgent ceil lor troops in rtenmcsy. sn i while we had enlisted to guard prisoners he would beglail If w wonldconsent to go to Mi front. Ilesavcaiiy who might not desire to go the opportunity of stepping oth rear. I Inly two of Co. C did. 1 do not know how many oi otner companies, Dill not many. We at once msde readv to stsrt. snd la twodajrs ws wr hlng hurried from louis vllle to Kraukfort.K y. , where it wsseipect ed Morgan would make in s'tr.ck that Hun dsy p, in. As our train pulled Into Bended. s lew nines irotn rrsnsio-' we uisrovsreii that grest excitement p all si, anil fti were hailed with joy by somen, our own rela tives, citizens of til place. We reached Frankfort late In th after noon and were marched to th Hiathou grounds, where thalovsl ladies of ths city had provided a line lunch for th whole regiment. rlcfiiu reported that Morgan wss advsnc Ing and Dent-Col. Job It. Mahon. torn- msnding th regiment, led ns out and up the long hid ou th l.oiilsvills turnpike at double-quick. As w Aisrteti w were weii loaied down with all sorts of "comforts" rolled ud in and upon our knapsai as. We had not gone tar, however, before ths bsggag was loos ened snd th knspssrks were chasing each other down the til. I and many of them wero never seen by the owners again. After reaching th top of the hill w marched a short distance aud were drawn up in 1 ne-of-battle In Ih woods nn tint right of th turniiik. expecting (very mo ment 'o he attacked by twice our number. Ths elements seemed tooonspire to make us lennui, lor ine st finraeneii arm witinar a id lightning played havoc with our feel ings After waiting for nme llru w were or dered to lie down in line of-battle till morn ing. News then ranis that Mnrgsn bad crossed th Kentucky Itiver above us, sod was hurrying toward Georgetown. For some time we were kept busy chasing these bold riders, but never overtook them esrept a rear ffusrd. To Oeorg etown, to Paris, to Winches er. to Levins on ws went, but nothing mure than a skirmish was th result. During th latter part nf August ws were at Nicholasvill where we learned of Huell ( rear movement and Bragg advance, Our rations consisted mostly nf roasting ear gathers i from the held", when we received orders to march toward Cumberland ap, where Kirby Hmithwas entering Ken ucky. We marched all night wading the Kentuc ky I'.ivr and reached P.ichrnond about 9 . in., exhausted and hungry. but drew rations In plenty. though not of the choicest kind. Hare word reached ns that Kirby rtmith was marching from lltg Hill. snd a fight was e i pec te.l soon. Our time had expired, but (leu. .M anion urged us not to leave him. as we were Ih onlv drilled men he had, eieept a portion of nf the 18th Ky. ( a v. We consented to see him through. and on Aug '20 the picket-tiring announced that ths tight wss nn. We were marched out on double quick toward th tiring and during the afternoon captured a small held piece, which gave us grest eatiafsction, as we sup posed that wss only th beginning of our achievements. On that night w lay In line of-battle nd a little after minrise we resumed ths march, a we supposed, lo victory and glory. W bsd not proceeded far when batteries ripen ed nut upon us with grape snd canister. Tbeliihiing waashsrpand th loss heavy. Fevsral regiments Just organise I in Indian and Ohio etood by us nobly, but er th night came our men had been routed and retreat was on. Our loss in killed, wounded snd prisoners wss heavy snd many poor fellows, whose term of enPstment had expired three days before were killed or maimed lor life. Hsck we went to Lexington, thence to Maysvill and by boat and rail to Cinein nsti and Indisnspnlls where we were paid off and iit to or homes. For some reason no discharges were mad nut and given to th men. Mo tar is 1 know, not nn of that reimiit has ever received a discharge. Oso. W. Head in "National Tribune." A Good War Btnrr. On of th best irinv stories I have bssrd for a long time was told by a Johnstown veteran of th Foriy-Hfth regiment who was her st this reunion recently. Tbe hero of the story ws a Jew. Th veteran announc ed that lie was noin,; to the suiter' quar ter, som two miles away, to niuk some psrchaso. The Jew, Conn, lying in bi i"t. heard this, and tailing th vc'.eran in raid: I give you 30 cent, you buy m tobac co " Th 3) cents was handed over. Th veteran made his trip to Ihe eti t-r s quarters, but could get no tobscco. Ins'ead. he bought V cents worth of cigsr. all of which, ei ;epl two, he Rave away tn the boys snd one ot thoesl.'fthe himself smoked. The remain lug on be ctrefullv wrapped np in half a doen papers an i handed them into th tent to Conn. Th Jew spent nni tint gttting all the wrappers oil aud was alraoac paralyzed when h found it contained a ini" cheap cigar. "Wuat you do nilt mine 60 cents," said tbe Jew. Hi riend told him th sutler had no to bacco so he hid douirbt cigsrs. Conn gsied long sud earnestly at th small rrturn he bad got for b half-dollar, snd than leak ing up at his ii-iri.d said: "Veil, de next urns I send a fool 'or to bacro I goes myaeu, "Suiuti art (Pj.) V'e dtttt. Wise Advice. In the "Life of Rowland Hill." by Mr. C'harlesworth, published iu Lon don some years ago, there are many anecdotes of that remarkable man. At one time when Mr. 11111 wu preaching for the benefit of a charity, a note was handed to him, the writer of wbicn asked whether It would be right for a bankrupt to contribute to the good cause. ' "No," said the preacher, after he had read the note: "but, uiy friends, I would advise you who are not In solvent not to pass tbe plate this evening, as people will be sure to say. There goes the bankrupt,' " a ons Kofw ma vseaaneaa. Somebody challenged Jones to tight a duel, thinking to scare htm. "Well, It's a go," replied that cheer ful lunatic, "but only on one condi tion. You know how near-sighted I am? Well, to make things equal I insist that I shall be placed ten pace nearer my opponent than he Is to me, for the fellow's got an eye like hawk.' .