Hon llurlnp's Itnrn. I Ben Iliirlnp lirnjirivl nlmul hi lnrn with ( mrnry mnn In son, Hosnlil It war. tlm flmt burn tSmt nny linrn eoulil lm Borlnt "Tin w 11 1' I full or barn! but I mill onlkeilalo Them iii n't fin barn llkn burlap's barn, nml Imln't Iwn up to ditto." An' w'en yi'r wi a wll 1-nyil man who pilwil ooiiMorliln rumpus, An' wnvn I nn' Anisl III (inn nniim' to nl rial of tint compie, Ami swislnil hi whisker In tin win. I nn' spun n hnlT-il ay yarn, Ton knowd It wiit II 'n Iliirlnp, sum, cx- poniiilin' on lilt burn. An' I wn; down to i hi Imrn, In) hung on K.) Illto sin. Ono iliiy I tol' my wife, t rihsmiI I'll go tiiko It In. Twin. Just s good iv. Jim ln"l said, m fine n It i' mill l". It twit nil Intra t ever "', or ovur 'sp'-t to W'on I como out s1. I to Jim, "What's Unit small bulblla' tln'n, That kinder wobbly lookln' tliliur, that linn- blo-ilowa affair? It lioks o rickety ami weak 'tnlnt lit to liolil n mourn " Oh, yn," mm Jim, "If full it iiilc; Hint nr hut I my hoa-e." Hax WAi.rrn l'oss. Ill THE PINERIES, ITiinr ftft'T li'inr nti't lnitititi p.ftor mill lit i tho run. I hid become more nml more ilim nml iiiici rl lin, ninl ns dark ness set in I fuiliiil myself deep ill tin wilderness, completely lost, hungry nml tired, with mi pri ispoet in view but t spend the iiitit without nny shelter in tho upon iiir. A 1 1 ! 1I li I lull In noknowlod.," to myself that I did not know in what direction wns going, I was still Imitli in stop. I kept oil going somen Ihti', stumbling here nml falling there, un til at Inst I wni too weary to get up again nml Iny where I had fallen. I wnadocp within tlio pineries of I '.iint era Ti'xiH. Th' ground nmti-r foot wns soft ninl springy anil frit lis if it Inn I baon but newly iinidc fi'sh from the hand of the Creator. Hut tlio giant pinos towered high nliovo inc, nml I know tlmt tin ground was nt lonst us eld as the trees, not made purposely tlmt ilny to b;wildcr mi in its shmU own nml the deeper ibirknosi of night. An I lay upon the ground where I liml fallen, pooling 1 1 1 roii L?h tho moving rifts in tlm tree tops above mi, watch ing tlm twinkling stars, nml tho il rifl ing gulf clouds, nn unearthly scream reached iny oars. Never before lnnl I licnril n cry ho piercing, n sound ho un earthly. j Again nml nKiiiit tho pry. oiimi) through tlm ilnrkiu'ns, nml it wnn only by nhfor dimporntion thnt I tmiungiil to riso to my foot, tho bettor to onuMo mo to look' nliout, ninl if possililo to dincovor tho miurco from which tin; cry emunntoil. I Htrniiicil my oyoH looking through tho iliirknoss, lutt I could hoo nothing except tho ni'iirest trecH reining their ginut forms into tho deeper dnrkuctm nbove me. For a miniito or two nfter the Inst terrible Hcrenm there wan n doml si Innec, unbroken even by tho gentle aonghing of tint wind iu tho troo tope. Then tlio hoot of nn owl in tho distance reverberated through the for nt, mid its Hound, rMtcrtilly Htnrtliug nd uncanny, deemed ns tweet as mu sio iu my ears. Agniu nml again tlio owl hootod, and in a few minutes an swering hoots rang through the dark ness from every diroctiou, and n noft flutter of wings wan heard above as they flow hither and thithor in Hcarch of food or trying their w ings in w ide oirclea for fun and pleasure. I had begun to grow calm and col lected again uuder the soft influence of tho wafting wiugit of tho owls and their occasional calls to one another, when suddenly, close to my ear, a aharp, rasping voice inquired: "Whore is Mollie?" I looked around hastily, but could aee nothing, and all I could hoar after the Voioo wan hushed wan the flutter of wings and tho monotonous Louts of the owla. How long I sat and listened I do not know. The sanionoHs of the sounds of the forest lulled mo to sleep at last, and I slumbered lightly upon the ground. . It might have been an hour or it might have been only a minute that I had lost consciousness in sleep when something or somebody tapped me smartly upon the cheek and a piercing ery for help rang through my ears aud chood through the darkness of the forest.. I sprang to my feet aud looked around we with wide awake and staring eyes. . I could see nothing. Then from a . thicket little to my right came the moans of a man as if in mortal agony and presently a voice asked complain- ingly: "Whore's Mollie?" Mot knowing Mollie or her where kcuta, I was, of course, unable to an swer, but tut Is usual In rnsen where ignorance of tlm ipiestion precludes a reply, I proeeeded to propound a question of my own. "Who nre you?" t nskril. Fur hcvitiiI inoinetils Hiern wns a dend silence, which I construed to tiientt that the inquirer for Mollio wns doubtful about revealing his own identity. The owls, probnblv nttrncted by my vole o, ennie fluttering nil around me, I mid times it seemed ns if they would attack tun and drive me nniiy, nn in truder id their own domain. Then suddenly, touchingly, prayer fully, came the voice from tho thicket unco more. "Oh, Mollie 1 Mollie! Mollie I" The voice whs the quavering voice of nn old man, nml ho hopelessly tender nml helplessly beseeching that th- cry went straight to my heart. "1 inn coming," I cried, nml walked ns fin-t us I could lor lli! darkness toward tho thicket from whence tlio voice cnnie, A thousand thoughts rnn through my mind and every direction I hud ever hcnrit about how to treat enses in any emergency flashed through my memo ry. Who was thia old mm, evidently iu mortal agony, nlouo nml helpless in 'ho forcNt? Was his throat partly cut? Was he sliul through tlm body? Was ho in timed ami mutilated? I nsked myself over and over ngain. Then n terrible thought came to me, 1'erliaps it was nil cocapod lunatic, n blood thirsty mndmim, with nil a uiadmnu's cunning, lying in wait to fall upon and destroy tin) pitying wanderer who ell meed to I'oiiv his nay, lured toward him by his pitiful cries iu the dark ness. As I thought of this T Htopped in htinctivcly nml peered around nie cau tiously. The dark thicket 1 iv only n few Htepn in front of inc. How easy it would bo fin; a m in with a maniac's strength to leap forward, clutch me by the throat with his powerful lingers, more cruel than the claws of tho llero ost wild In list in the forest. I sprung back in terror. Nothing moved, however. There was no moan, no cry, only the tangled vines nml undergrowth, mid darkness iu front of me. "Is thero nny one in iliutress nny one needing help mid assistance close by?" I nuked in loud but quavering tones. There was no answer. I walk ed hh near to the thicket as I could, nml peered into tho vines and hushes, but could see nothing, and was about to withdraw nt a safe distance again, when a void iu faint tunes gasped out above my head : "Help! Help!" Above me could only sec tho Inter lacing limbs of tho trees, with rift here and there through which a glim mering Htnr peopod down from tho dark blue of tho summer sky. An owl occasionally flew by, nud a solitary firefly flashed her emerald light ns she w inged her zig-zag flight through the darkness. Agnin and ngain from the darkness nbove me came tho cry for help, mid iu such distressing toues that it almost set me wild with fe;ir. Tho owls enmo fluttering nrouud me, and the bats darted on hissing wings on everj side. Then again camo a piercing cry from the thicket, followed by u succession of them, until my cars rung, nud the cold sweat poured from my forohend. I sank to tho ground exhausted and hid my face, for never cnu the wildest im agination conceive of the pandemoni um w hioli reigned in tho forest at that hour. How long I lay thoro or how long tholmts aud owls and tho unearthly uoiso aud screams lasted I can never tell. When I raisod my head agnin day was breaking in the east aud tlio dense darkuoss was tinted with a shad owy gray. I sprang to my foot nnd looked about mo. Nothing unusual mot my sight, aud only tho song of a mock ing bird cIoho by greeted my ears. Tired and weary, I wandered away, aud as I went looked around me cau tiously to see that no lurking harm would overtake me. II was about an hour after sunrise that morning when I came upon a small house in a cleartug iu the forest. As I approached a young woman and a boy oppo ired at tho door and gave me a friondly greeting. . I asked them for something to eat and a place where I could rest after my terrible night in the forest. They promised me both, and in due time a tempting, though primitive meal was set before me. After I had partaken of the food, a pallet of skins was spread before me upon the floor, and it was not long be fore I wub asleep upon it, sleeping the sleep of one worn out with fatigue and exoitement. It was in tho middle of the after noon whon I wa awakened by some one calling close to my ear : Oh, Mollio I Mollis I ' Mollie I" . I looked up. On the floor, twisting Ms head and looking nt me through the corners of his ryes, stood a large jinrrot, "Hal lint hn!" laughed tho pnrrot and the boy I had seen iu tho morn ing, in n merry chorus. Just then the young woman nppenred nt the door, and seeing the pnrrot nnd the boy, she mid, apologetically ! "I hope this naughty bird and mis chievous boy didn't wnke yoll tip until yon had finished your imp." "No," 1 said, "I urn glnd some one did wnke ino up." "My brother lien nnd Toll nre thn most mischievous pair yon ever Haw,' Hhes iid, looking nt the boy and parrot reprovingly. "I'oll just returned bo mo this morning from the woods, where he has been prnnkin.r with with tho owl-," nl ntiniied. "Hell hastaught him the most unearthly Hcreains you ever heard, and now he goes oil into the woods regularly for a day or two every week mid nearly nets the Maid old owls wild witli tils noise." "Oh, Mollie! Motile I Mollie! Mol lio!" cried the parrot, looking nt his mistress reproach fully. And MoIHe blushed as prettily ns a rose. There is a largo clenring In the pino forest to-day nnd Toll has lear 1 to imitate the Hound of baby voices in nil their until y rhanging moods. Pitts burg Press. Niiiiielliliiir In the F.tc. Ncer licedli KHly expose the eyes to foreign particles, but when necessary wear plain gheses or goggles. When experimenting with chemicals always turn the mouth of th" tube or bottle away from the fiioe nnd eyes. When ever nu eye is injured severely place the patient immediately in a tlnrk room nnd under tl are of a skilled physician, whoso directions must bo implicitly followed. The foreign bodies may be solids, as sand, cinders, liair.dirt, etc., lime, acids, or alkalies. Don't rub tin eyes, avoid midden glares or light, never look directly ut tin sun. To remove the solid part idea from under the lids it isHi.lllcieiit to pull tho lid uwny from tlio eye and to wipe tlio body with a piece of moist paper or the comer of u hntidkercliii ." i if it is under the upper lid grnspthe lid firm ly between the thumb and linger, lift it from the eyeball nnd draw it ilowa over lie lower lid, nnd then allow it to Hlido slowly back to its natural po rtion. Tlm foreign body will bo scraped oil" on the lashes. Tlio op eration may bo repeated several times. Or lift tho lid from tho eyeball, allow tho tears to necumiilnto beneath the lid nud forcibly blow tho now. Or place in the eye n few grains of flax seed, which, forming a mucilage, will promptly bring relief. Or place across tho upper lid tlio point of a pencil or bodkin nnd turn the lid back over it; in this wny tho foreign pnrtielo is brought into distinct view nud can bo readily wiped uwny. Lime and llomnn cement nre very dentructivo to tlio eyes if permitted to remain any considerable timo. Wash tho eye immediately with water, then with water containing vinegar or lem on juice. For acids in the eye wash with wnter containing a little ammonia "or baking soda. For alkalies wash with wnter contain ing vineger or lemon juice. The Truth I'mler (onlltlons. Jack nnd Frank ore brothers, aged respectively Ave and four. The other day Jack was playing with a box of matches in tho nursery, when he sot Are to tho room. Tho next day the father took tho lnd into the charred room to have a talk with him, when tho following took place : "Now, Jnck, there seems to have boon a fire in this room." "Yes, so there has." "Oh, somebody playing with matches, I suppose." "Yes, fnrver." "And who was it?" "Well, farver, if I tell you you will bo angwy?" "Augry I Why, what does that mat ter? Who set tiro to this room?" "Well, furver, if you won't be an gwy I'll tell you the twoof." "Aud what if I soy I will be angry?" "Then I shull say Fwauk did it." Boston Globe. He Was Wrong. "Well," said a facetious stranger to a member of the brass band, "there is one thing for yon to be thaukful for." "Vut is dose?" inquired the musi cian. : "Yon can always blow your own horn." "Noin, my friondl. Dis cornet is porrowed." Washington Star, . 1011 1'AItM Al (MKI)EJ. now to vr.r.n. Thn proper wny to f .-ed a horse Is to ivo llrst a pail of wnter, llien four or llvo pounds of liny and then the grain. A horse requiresfrom II ft ecu to twenty pounds of liny, four quarts of oats and quart of bran daily. If nny extraor dinary work is required of him he should bo supplied with mora food to miike up thn waste tissues. Kxtra wa ter should be given nt intervals during work.- New York World. TO KKF.P IIUTTFB COOf,, We lmve tried with satisfactory suc cess the following simple device for keeping a plate of butter cool nnd dim iu the hottest of wentherwith the mer cury among tho nineties, says tho Jer sey lllllletill. Tnko a large deep plate, place in it mi inverted saucer, pour in cold water until the snuei r is iieurly cov ered ; on the snucer set tlio plate con taining the butter; tnko n common iliiglned flower pot, wash it thorough ly clean nml dry it, soak it in clean cold wnter, then place it over the but ter ho that the edges of the pot shall como down into the water; Hct the whole apparatus where it will bo in a current of air. Tlio evaporation of wnter from the pot will keep the butter hard ami cold. It is a very dimple tiling to try. Wo have used the sumo principle effect itvel v in milk cans by tilting over them blanket jackets and pouring cold water on the jacket ! until they were thor oughly wet. rri.Tt'im p Tim k.astf.r i,ii,t. This bountiful nud stately plant is one of the easiest of nil flowers to manage. Indeed it will tako care of itself if planted in good soil, with a liberal quantity of Kiuid iu it. lint of late it has been attacked by a disease that causes the leaves to wither just before the flower expands, and of course this loss of foliage kills the plant, llin host wny witli tins plant iflto move it to fresh ground as soon ns the early fall, tlio most suilnble timo being in October. The soil re quired is a deep lino loam witli plenty of decayed cow manure in it, and a quantity of Hand is placed around tho bulbs. The noil must not be permit ted to dry iu tho summer or become citkcilnrouiid thn bulbs, nor Hhould water bo allowed to stand on the ground in thn winter. A mulching of sand is therefore useful at all kciinoiih. Tho hiii ul 1 bulbs nro set two inches deep, nml tho large ones six. Homo professional growers transplant tho bulbs iu August when tho plants are dormant, but if great care fs exercised to preservo tho roots from injury, the bulbs umy bo moved .nfely iu tho spring. New York Times. VABTISO COST OI FEUD. Thnt the farmer needs to be an all around practical business man is seen iu nothing more clearly than in the iiiaiiageineiit and especially the feeding of his Htock. Ho cannot net out with ono unvarying ration if he would pro duce milk, butter, beef or mutton nt tho cheapest rati). There may bo tho same kind of nutrition required, but it in unt bo procured in different forms, according as tho market varies. A number of years ago grain wns much cheaper food than anything else. Oats nnd corn gave more nutri ment for tho name money than did tiny. The result wns thnt wide-awake farmers chopped iqi straw, nnd with ground oats and corn made a food that kept horses aud cattlo better than hay aud with much loss expense. Grain is dearer now, but linseed meal nnd cotton-seed meal nre scarcely dearer than they were when grain wns at its cheapest. They, too, will come into the ration that the good business far mer will provide for his stock. Two years ago oats were extremely dear. A farmer of our acquaintance, who had used oats to mix with com for feeding sheep, substituted a feed of stuined aud broken beans for both tho oats and corn and put with it twice or thrice the bnlk of the bean ration of bran, in order that the sheep might di gest it better. It is this habit of thinking that the farmer's business al ways requires that makes it impossi ble for an unintelligent man to make a good farmer. Instead of being as it may have been once, the business in which a man could get into a rut and plod along without thinking, it is the business above every other in which clear thinking is essential to succeai. Boston Cultivator. ORADINO VP A DAIRY HERD. For the benefit of others who would like a better grade of dairy cows aud who cannot afford to buy them out right, I would like to give my experi ence in grading up, writes E. Bock wood. I had, to begin with, a herd of native rows. Pet haps they were rather better than the average, ns 1 tried to keep only good ones if thoj were scrubs. t begun by buying a shnre in a thor oughbred Oiioriist y bull. Where two or three neighbors unite in purchasing such an aiiimnl it reduces the cost and answers every purpose of sole propri etorship. All my cows were bred to this bull Villi very satisfactory results. I dis pose of thn bull calves, keeping only the heifers, ami they am invariably good ones. Tho color Is nearly always tho smiio, orange nnd white, giving n uniform appearance, which is consid ered desirable Iu a herd. I have had some of those heifers now in milk for two yours. They are good milkers without an exception, showing a good per cent of butter fat, mid they have the finest udders I ever saw on heifers of the same age. As a result of this br ling I slinll have in a few years a herd of cows which, although not thoroughbred, are just ns good nnd even better for biitter-makiiig thnii cows which would cost very much more, nnd nil nt no expense savo iu the purchase of the bull. 1 would like to say a few words in regard to heifers' calves. Thn idea is quite common that a heifers' first calf w ill not iiiuoiiiit to much. My experi ence proves this to be a mistiike. Homo of my b -nt cows were iiiieh calves, mid I have never known mi inst inee where a well-bred heifer, ono that made a good cow, failed to produce a first calf that was not fully ns good ns any she aftcwurd had. If it is not quite, so largo at birth, by judicious feeding and good cure it will attain ns good size lis nny calf. New York Tribune. FARM AND CHIIIiKS NOTI'S, Halt the enttle regularly. Keep nil machiuerv it nerfeet re pair. Good fruit will always bring good prices. Never exposo your cows to eold in winter. Hurting of fruit intended for ninr ket nl wny s pays. Take plensuro in your work. Cheer fulness is a great lubricator. The lirown Leghorn lnys the small est egg, the Black Spanish tho lnrgest. The apricot is a delicious fruit, which ripens between tho cherry nud tho pouch. Give tho fowls fresh wnter twice n day in hot weather, and sot; t list it is put ill tho simile. Do not allow nny grins to grow aroiiiid the young trees, us rt hinders their growth. Feed everything well, and if tho supply runs low sell a part of tho herd if uecessnry. For fruit trees the soil thould bo dry, as they do not thrive on laud that is constantly Huturated with water. Hitting hens should have food, wnt er, some exercise mid a good dusting cvory day, and if they won't get oft tho nest take them off. The refuse bones should all be sa ved from the table and broken up in to Hinull pieces for the fowls. They will eat them greedily. Dipping the sheep rids them of par asites which lodge in tho wool and i X haust tho sheep by tho loss of blood aud constant irritution iu which they are kept. Turkeys will como home to roost if they are fed regularly iu tho evening. Grain may be fed entirely, but if mixeiwith bread crumbs and scraps from the table, the turkeys will like it much better. Tho Cochins, Brnhmns, Plymouth Bocks and Wyandotte are tho breedi of poultry most subject to apoplexy. The reason for it is that thoy are not of active habits, aud apoplexy is due to overfeeding. The great secret in improving a flock lies directly in persistent culling and selecting. If from a bad cross or some local cause the lambs are below the mark, sell them, as they cannot be ex pected to wuka or produce what is wasted. The farmer can no more afford to keep inferior animals for breeding purposes than the wagon-man can af ford to use poor timber in his wagons, or the blacksmith can afford to use poor iron where strength aud durabil ity are required. Celery For Rheumatism, If celery were eaten freely, sufferer from rheumatism would be compara tively few. It is a mistaken idea that cold and damp produce the disease they simply develop it. Acid blood it the primary and sustaining cause. II celery is eaten largely, an alkalini blood is the result, ami where this ex ists there can lie neither rheumatism nor gout. It should be eaten cook! I OK THE HOlNKWirZ. rRKMi'it rniRf) mora. The French, who are supposed to know something about cooking, never broil chops or steak, but always fry them. It is done iu such a wny that they nre no greasier than broiled meat. An iron pan or spider is put over a quick fire, and minlo hot, nml the meat laid in. If it has not sitflleieiit fat of its own to fry iu, they a Id a bit of butter. TO KF.f.V AI'I'I.KS. The best v.ny to keep choice npples is to wrap them singly iu papers nnd put them in a tight barrel in a cool, dry place till they nre needed. Green ings nml other hardy winter apples keep well enough iu barrels without being wrapped up separately, but nil barrels, except the one yoll nro using out of, should be heiidcd up closely, nnd it is well enough t i keep n tight, movable cover over theomi from which yon nre taking your daily supply, Boston Cultivator. TirMOVINO WATF.R HTAtVH. '('here is a simple nnd effectual wny of removing wr.ter stains from black crepe. Tin water will lenvo a con spicuous w hite murk ; to obliterate this Spread the crepe on it table, lying on it n large book to keep it ntiidy, nnd place underneath the stain n piece of old black silk. With n Inrg' oiiim l's hair brush dipped iu common ink go over the stain and then wipe off tho ink with a small piece of old soft silk. It will dry imuie li.i'i Iv, and the white mark will be m"1i no more, (New York World. fcTHAISI'IM. There is nothing that ni'ikrs so much difference between ordinary aud deli cate cooking ns a set of strainers. It is important to own a collection. There should be ono of very film wiro for Hifting soda, spices, etc., nnd for Htrnining ciu.tards and jellies. Thero should be other with mesh i from one-sixteenth to one-eighth of an inch iu diameter ; also a squash strainer mid n colander. Kxtensiou wire strain ers are convenient. ICeep ulso a sup ply of strainer cloths, madn from course crash ir cheesecloth. 'ATSfl MAKI.'H. liememlier to select perfect frnit. Cook in porcelain und buttle in glass or stone jars. Keep in a cool, dry, dark place, if on opening thorn is a leathery mould on top, carefully re movo every pnrtielo of it, and the cat sup will not bo injured. On tho other hand, if thero ure white specks of mould all through thn catsup, it is spoiled. Here nro n few p'cipcH for different kinds of catsup which if tried, nre sure to add a relish to many a win ter meal. Tomato Catsup. Boil one bushel of tomatoes, skins und all, and when soft drain through a eoliauder to remove the skins only. Mix one cup of Halt, two pounds of brown sugar, half an ounce of cayenne pepper, three ounces each of ground ull."pice, maco and cel ery seed, two ounces of ground cinna mon, and stir into tho tomato. Add two quarts of bett cider vinegar, and w hen thoroughly mixed strain through a sieve. Pour all that runs through into a largo kettle and luiil slowly till reduced one-half. Put it in small bot tles, seal and keep in a cool, dark place. Gooseberry Catsup. To four quarts of gooseberries add three pounds of sugar, one pint of vinegar, ono table spoonful each of ground cloves, all spice and cinnamon. The gooseber ries should bo nearly or quite ripe. Tako off tho blossoms, wash nud put them into a porcelain kettle, scald, then put them through a colander, add tho sugar and spices, boil fifteen min utes; then add tho vinegar ; bottle im mediately before it cools. Cucumber Catsup. Tako three doz en cucumbers and eighteen onions peeled and chopped very fine. Sprinkle on them three-fourth of a piut of bible salt. Put the whole iu a sieve ud let it drain well over night ; add a teacup of mustard seed, half teacup of ground black pepper and mix well. Cover with good vinegar. New York World. . Fruit Catsup. Five pounds of en'r rants, grapes or plums, three pounds of wugar, one-hulf pint of vinegar, one te.ispoon each of salt and black l'p pir, one tablespoon each of cinnamon, cloves and allspice. Cook fruit until it can be strained through a colander, then add other ingredients aud cook fifteen minutes. The Ianoceut Abroad Chappie "Would you cars to chauge your name, Miss Higgins?" Miss Higgins (blushing) "Ye-es." Chappie (with a bright idea) "Why don't you marry?" Life's Calendar.