file VOLUME 2. JJEYNOUKSYILLE, riCXN'A, WEDNESDAY AIT.UST 10,1893. NUMBER U. ItitUvenO Titne rlilr. "UKFALO, IMX'IIKSTKH PITTS 1 UUHliH RAILWAY. 'The short lino lietween I'ullnls. Hlrtgwiir, Hrndford. Miiliimnnim, lliiniilo, Ilis-lio-der, Mavnra I'iiIIh und .polntH In tin- upis'r hJJ roKiou. in nnrt lifter ..'ono 4th. WW, pusnin ger 1 riilim alll iirrlvr nnd lvn it f mm t ; I rwk station, dully, except fonday, M lnws: , TtOO A. M. llrudfnrd Aii-ommiHlBllii or .points North In t wren l-iillx .Creek ami llrudford. ":1ft m. in. mixed train for I'liiiXfiitawney. ... ,, 10 OftA.M.-HnlTiiloJiiid His'hextor mnll-For JtroekwavvHIe, l'U-itwiiylnhnsniiliiirg.Mt. ..lowett, llrndfoi-rt,luliiiiiiiin'H, Hnffiileatid HiM'liestor: roim-otllllt lt .lollllKOtvtMJIK with I1. K. tnilii a, for Wilcox, e.e. Warren, Con y iiml Ki -It'. , lO Sfl A. M. Acvo'nmodittlon-Kor TDiif.!;, vke, lllg Knn ii-kI l'linxMilnwney. l:SO'l. Si. HiiidfiTfl Aoi-ominodutlon- l-nr UIm vht iw, llrool:wnyvllle, K.llmoiit, 'r- mmi, KUlKWHy,.t'ohnonhiirK. Mt.Jenwtt ;-ind Bradford. S:10 I1. M. Miill-fl'or DulloU, Kykoa. Ill Hun, riiiiXHiitnwM-y nnd WnMon. SiH'-l I'.M. Acroiiini.wliitlon l or lnillnkJUg Hun mid l'tinxmitnwnoy. 0i4 A. M. -Holiday triiln For Brookany- villi-, Hliluwny hii'I .loluiHonlnirir. 6tl I'M . fundiiy tniln r'or I in Hols, Hytnw, Mlg Hun nnd I'tinxMiitiiwncy. Thousand mlln tickets at two rents nor mlU), good for pnwiuK' lietween nil Htiitwns. ..I. II. Mi-Intyhb. Agent, Kails crook. Pa. J. HI. BaIIHKTT K. 1'. 1AfKV. -Venoml Hupt. Uen. I'll. Agent. Bradford I'll. UcK-hester V. ALLEGHENY VALLEY RAILWAY A 'OM PAN Y i-imimeni'lne Sunday Juno 1H, 1W-. Low tirade l)ivinion KAKTWAHU. STATIONS. 101 l Rod Bunk.... LnwHoiiliiim . Now Ki'thloliom (ink Kldiro Mnysvlllo Hiitnraorvllle ... llrolivlllc Boll Fuller lteynnldsvllle. .. 1111101 M'St Fulls Ooek IliiltoU HiiIiuIh Wlntertnurn .... IVnlloltl 10 M 11 (k'i 1 an 1 4.1 Tyler Olon l'Mier IlcnozotAo... . 11 runt Drlftwoed.... WKKTWAHII. N0.2 1 No. IN0.1111 inn A. r. m. p. M. DrlftwooJ Umnt Bcnexotto. Olon Kllwr Tylor l'onllold Wlntorhum HiiIiuIh DiiKoIh Kiillwt'rook.-... I'lllll'OIINt ItoynoldhVlllo.. I'lillor Boll Brookvllln Hiirnniorvilli' .. Miiyvllht OiikKldL-o A r a 5 n ti ti x it, Hi M 01 221 ti H I (tV (I 12 01 12 111 II 40 A ;k 20 28 8 a! 8 411 40 ft7 8 4N II t II 17 II 2.1 Wl III IIS II 44 117 III m mi; 11 i.i' 11 471 (KI! 10 M A. m is 10 IHI 10 2.1 Now Botlilolmn l,iiwMonhiiin.... IU-d Bunk 47 00 M.l I' TmliiK dully 4'vopl Siindny. DAVID Mct'AUKiO, Okn1!.. Si-pt. rittKliarir. In. JA8. 1'.ANDEIMON.OKN'I.. I'akh. Aut.. IMttxlMirv, Pa JEXXSYLVASIA RAILROAD. IN EPFBCT MAY 21, 1II3. Phllitdolplilii ft Rrtf Kiillroiiri lllvlslcmTlme "J'ulilu. rriiitm iobw iirinwiHMt. KASTIWAUD JI:IU A HI Train K lully oxi'opt Holiday for .tiinnury, MurriMMiri: linn iniornioiniii! kih tiloiiH, urrivlint at VillndolplilH H:MI P. M iow York, M I'. M.; Bnllltnoro, 11:4.1 P. v.; tViiHhlnittoti, 8:15 p.m. I'lillninii Parlor mr fwim WllllnmHport nid piiHHonitor coiu'heH ftkitn Kimo Ui I'hlliulflelhla. U::m j'. M. Train II, dully oxoopt Hunday for jijirriHiiurir lino lnu'raM'oiato htiuioiim, nr rlvlnu at 1 lilhidclnhta A, M.l Now York. 7:1V A. u. Throimh ivuu'h from Dullols to WIJllion-iun t. ruiiniun Moopinir ontx rrom llMiTishiirtf to PhllndolptiJa nnd Now York. I'hlUilolplilii piiKHoimoiv can rouialn In Hlotfvr undlxtiirlH'd tint II 7:( 0 A. u. Q::v V. M. Train 4. dally frJiiiilmry, IlarrlH- liurtru'iid Intorniodiiitv MtAtlons, arrlvini; at Phlluikdiililii, ll:A0 A. M.; Now York, 11:110 A. it.; Hultlinoro, H:iia. M.;MnliliiKton.7:;i0 A.M. l'ulltnaii ciirn and inuMcntfor ooiioIioh from FJioand H IIIImiiihkii i to rhiladolpliia. litiMNonwrM In NloiftM'r for Biilllnioro and SVaslihiton will tic tratiHfornMl Into WiihIi- ItlKtou kck-nor at 1 1 iiri iMMiiiv WESTWARD 7:H!S A. M. Train 1, dally excopt Sunday for Hldirway, H'iiKoU, Clortnont nnd Intor liu'dlult' hijuIoos. Luiivvh Uldjnvay ut il'.OU p. M. for Erkft. 9:MI A. M. Tmlii a, dully for Erie and lulor niodlnte polntjrt. 6:27 P. M. I'rul 11, dully cxi-opt Hunday for Kn no and InionnodlatoHtmloini. TIIUDI'dll TKAINH FDIt DHIFTWOOD FHUM Tlla EAHT AND HOUTI1. TltAIN 11 Iuuvom J'lilladolnhlii 8:AU A. m. WindilniMoii. 7.10 A. M.: Baltlinora. N:4u A. M.t VllkoHharru, 10:LjA. M.; dally oxoopt Huti Juy, arrlvlim at Drift wixid at 11:27 P. M. with Pullman Parlor car from Phlladuliihla to uiianiHiMiri. TUAIN a Ioiivoh Now York nt 8 n. m.l Phlla dohihla. 11:20 n. ni.: Vunlilinrton. 10.40 a. in.: Ilult Ijiiiik', 11:40 p. in.; dully arrlvliix ut i-lflu(Nid at li:.KI n. m. Pullman hIoojiIuk ohix from Plilludoluliiii to Erlo and from W unliliilnii und Baltimore, to WtlllaniMport mid throiili paHHomrori'oui'hoH from Phlla dulplila to Krle und Bulllniuru to WUlluiiin pon uiul to DuBoIh. TltAIN 1 leaven Ho novo at n:lt1 n. in., dully except dunduy, urrivliiK at Driftwood 7:iB a. ni. JOHXSOXBURG RAILROAD. (Daily oxcopt Sunduy.) TRAIN 111 leave Rlduwav at :) a. ni.: John HoiilniiK ut UliUa. 111., arriving ut Olormont at 10:4.1 u. tn. TRAIN 20 leaved Olormont lit I0:M a, m. Iir rlvlux at .loliNKonlmi'H ut 11:40 a, m. and Uldiiway ut U:.vi a. m. JIDGWAY & CLEARFIELD R. R. DAILY EYCEPT SUNDAY. SOUTH WAUD. NORTHWARD P. M A.M. STATIONS. A.M. P.M 12 10 8 4il 12 18 (UN 12 22 V .12 12 111 10(12 12 HH 10 10 15 42 10 1.1 12 44 10 17 12 4(1 20 20 1UI lo:i2 1 10 III 42 1 14 111 48 120 10 M na lioj Rldiiway Island Unit Mill Uuvuii Cioyland HIiorlM MilU Blue RiH'k Vluoyurd Run t'arrhir Brockwuy vlllo Mi'Mlun Hummlt liarvoyi Run PuIIh Crook l)u Uolb Tm too 1 20 H til 1 III 64(1 l oo (i a,i 12 .m tt ao 12 M U ii 12 ( 2a 12. VI 21 12 an aim 12 an 6 57 12 2H II 52 12 20 II 4.1 12 us ft au TRAINS LEAVE 1UD0WAY. , F.iiMt.wfii-d. WoHtwnrd. Train , 7:17 a. m. Train H, 11:114 a. m. Train II. 1 :45 n. in. Traill 1. 11:00 D, Ul. Train 4, 7:56 i). ui. Trulu II, :25 u. in. 8 M. PKEVOttT, , Gou. Maiiuger. 1. H. WOOD. Oon. l'ww. Ag't, No. I. No..Vjo.l. A. M. f. M. A. U. 1(1 4" 40 10 K 4 ft! it :m Jt si ft v It iw A 8.1 -n 11 4'! . 41 11 l l 4'. (Ill 5 4V 13 i" 4 21 1 tl IT 12 Ml 2l CI 12 4:i :il II 2A 1 ll .17 H 44 1 (H 7K- (I M 1 W 7 till 7 i 1 :r. 7 in 7 111 1 47 7 h 7 2i) 1 Ml 8 (HI 7 HTi 2 in h (m 7 41 2 IS 8 III 7 .M 2 Vi 8 Sll 8 III 2 4 8 44 8 111 2 .vi 8 .Vi 8 :m a 211 11 2A! it nn I'. I M. P. M.A. M. A OREAM. I divamt that ovor the wlntrr world The whitor winds were nlghlnff. And lntelhe orlnlcV empty aett The flakrii of enow were flying. The vlnoi nlnnt; tho Rnrdon w-nll Wlthryatal loe were lcnmln. And In the xardon dull and hare The rammer floworn were drenmlng. The enrw lay deep over withered graaa, The eklen were cold and Kjiy, And elowly the dreary nluhfcnme nn To end the wrary day. 1 wnke. MIkIi up In thevrolinrd bough A hundred birds were pinulng. And la the birch trees pleasant shade The orioles nests were swinging. Along the river, tall and green, 1 saw the rushes trrnwuig. And daisy fwtsls while as snow Among the grasses showing. The flowers held the auashlne bright. The tor ernes were at piny. And ewlftiy the dreamy night ttimfl oa Toend the happy day. Angelina W. Wray la Harper's Basar. BIGNESS AND SENSE. NOT ALL INTELLECTUAL PEOPLE ARE COMPANIONABLE. The Art orKntertatntngfihonM lie Rtndled thy Many People TIm Think They Are Treading the Higher Planes of I.lre. Lrlng Children. BigneM is not the Mine n ttize.nt least not always, and it is not to lie pstimated by weight. "The ppojilo," snys a gonor ons troman, "whom I most dread as priests are thoro who have no capacity for mnnll plonsnrps.' I, too, hnve tho same trouble. John has a bulky friend who uover plays a game or romps with children, and I do not know wlint to do with him. When we go out to play cro quet, he stalks up and down with his arniRcrogRed under his coattails and has not tho least interest in our sport. Then John has to leave us and go oft to dis cuss the resurrection of tho body or set tle some other high and mighty problem that neither of tltetn knows anything about. John doesn't like it, bnt he feels tho obligations of a host and, as for me, I don't think any guest ought to disrupt a family and become a distracting ele ment. Why can't the man get off his horse and try to see what other folks need and like? This is all the worse be canse, if we proposo a walk, he sees nothing to interest him; doesn't nolico the trees or the flowers nnd strikes in with a disputations tirade about Dr. Briggs or the higher criticism. When theology runs dry, he goes into politics, and we must discuss tariff and silver or be impolite. I like hospitality. It makes me miserable when I cannot lie sure of pleasing my guest. I simply have to wish that Edward Knox would stay away. Women aa a rule are made np for smaller things, and it very much pleases me that Emerson decides genius to be capacity for small things. Bnt I know a few women who are terrible charac ters to get on with. Mrs. Jane Oeary comes in to talk over the lost book by a woman author. A pleasant topic this. But how unutterably silly this wise woman is when she tries to please chil dren for she really tries. Think of asking a 7-year-old if she knows "what the analysis" of candy Is, When she walks with mo, she pokes a hollyhock and calls it a geranium. I do not know whether the ancients meant the snn and its rays when they talked about Samson and his long tress es of hair, and I do not much care. But Samson was and is interesting for this reason: He was a physical prodigy, with a gentle capacity for very human feel ings. Ee could be cajoled into a frolic come mood and was terrible only when he must be. David is a bettor sample of the great big body full of small and pleasant ways. "I," said a certain great preacher, "learned my first love for the childlike of my brave father, who never despised small things, and thon I learned the same lesson of Jesus. I am a Chris tian because real Christianity is great ness in small things." One of Jules de Glouvet's novels, "The Woodman," saves its hero, who is a poacher and always ready for killing and eating and little else, by means of a little child. The child kills out tho man's furious passions, and the sight of the little one converts him to a new sort of life. That is the mission, is it not, of our children to keep ns from growing old and hard in our emotions? But what can a woman do with visitors who either frankly say they do not like children, or who manifestly are very indifferent to them? It becomes a necessity at once to create two households, to keep the chil dren busy somewhere while we attend to our guests. We are all fond of trifling discoveries. We like our rambles in the woods and glens to find new flowers. John gets as excited as one of the boys when he finds a rare flower. We talk it over, and it is added to some one s herbarium with pride. Indeed I cannot see that there is any other way of making life very en joyable or livable even but by the tri fles. The Japanese Iiomeos make love by calling on the object of affection, carrying in one hand a flowerpot with a pet plant. We ought, I bolieve, to cm tivate these simple ways. Those who cannot be happy without noise, display sand excitement are on the road to being incapable of happiness at all. Dr. Bremer says: "Basing my asser tion on my private praotice and at St, Vincent's, I will say that the boy who smokes at 7 will drink whisky' ut 14, take to morphine at SO or 25 and wind up with cocaine or other narcotics at 80 or soon after," Above all things have a homely way of living, so childlike, Bimplc, f resh. that yon will never lie blase or any of your household lose the capacity for be ing pleased. I have heard of dead moral natures and of intellectual powers ar rested in the way of tluvelopmeut ami have seen cases of both sorts, but there Is quite as much danger of losiof faculty for pleasure. I went to church yesterday and heard a clever dlsconrse on the Christian obli gation of loving. The preacher said to ns, "Just love, only uon t love yourself that is all there is to the law of religion. But I do not believe that preacher was doing anything more than retailing wares he had bought in the lump and did not know anything about, for he went on with illustrations of all torts to em phasize and explain love, but all his examples were of a showy sort. The real Christian love is in trifles of tho commonest sort. The grandest exhibi tion of bigness is in doing small favors There is something wonderful In a big man's arms. The habit of taking a man's arm is the finest little exhibition of honor a woman could have bestowed Your arm, sir, is stout and full of soul. It is the very ideal of defense and protec tion. You give it to me, and if I have confidence that your soul is as muscular as your body I take the arm. Woman gives the hand; man gives the arm. But It Is not all arms that are worth taking. Mary E. Spencer in St. Louis Globe Democrat The Midway Is Weak and Vapid, Henry Watterson, who is at the Richelieu, has been studying the vari ous things to be found in Midway plaisance. He tells the story thus: "I had heard several remarks made about the torribly wicked things to be found in Midway, and in the interest of man kind in general I concluded that it was my duty to see them, and if necessary raise my voitfe and wield my pen in saying things about them. Well, I 'have saw them' as nn old friend of mine in Louisville says and the ver dict I have reached is that the Midway plaisance has no right to lie connected in any way with such a wonderful show as the World's fair. There is nothing of interest there to me except the types of people. The so called shows are frauds and 'fakes.' Those that are advertised as being obscene and vulgar are weak and vapid. There ia nothing terrible about them at all, And the mysterious whispered comments upon their broadness are unnecessary. There is no vulgarity about them. They are insipid. "One woman, who poses as a Persian, was asked by a friend of mine what she was doing. No answer was expected, as we didn't suppose a Persian could under stand English. To our surprise, how ever, she looked at us, and in good Bow ery patois said: 'I am knitting. What do you suppose I am doing? Then, with a downward, horizontal movement of her hand, she inquired if we saw." Chi cago Tribune. A Burglar tVho Tried to Take Everything. C. A. Collins, who says that he is a clerk, bnt who is said by the police to be one of the shrewdest burglars in the city, is confined in one of the tanks in the city prison. Ho was arrested Wednes day night by Detectives Silvey, Cody and Crockett. On the 2Mb. of last month, according to the police, he broke into the flat of Mrs. Knox at 2543 Howard street while she was absent in the country and for two days devoted his time to carting away every movable object in the house. Nothing seemed to be bonoath his notice, and in the various trips he made in and out he took away all the silverware, clothing, bedclothes, etc., that belonged to Mrs. Knox, and then took down the curtains and portieres and the pictures on the walls. The carpets and rugs also came under his observation, and he took the choicest. All these tilings were disposed of to a Fourth street furniture dealer, and Sil ver says that he not only received the cash for them, bnt made arrangements with the furniture man to go and get the piano and the rest of the carpets, and had negotiations under way with a Mar ket street real estate agent to put a mort gage on the building. San Francisco Examiner. Cameras to Check Cruelty. At the monthly meeting of the direc tors of the Massachusetts Society For the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals President Angell exhibited pictures tak en with kodaks. He proposes to use the kodaks to show not only high check reins und horses mutilated by docking, to gether with owners who drive and ride them, but also all kinds of cruelty that can be found on cattle cars, in cattle yards, slaughter houses, markets, horse racing, polo games and otherwise. Bos ton Transcript Were All the Bridegrooms Coloaelsf It is said that there were eight mar riages in Washington comity recently the same day, and that six of the brides were sisters, one was an aunt pf them and the other a cousin. There were also three marriages near Tennille the some day, and the brides there were distantly related to those at Sandersvilla. Atlanta Constitution. A New Message. It was not without meaning that the hilts of some swords were put into the metal of the Columbian Liberty bell, which is to ring in the victories of peace and International brotherhood. "A new commandment I give unto you, that ye lov one another," is the inscription round it rim, Philadelphia Ledger. Bought Hint When a Savage. "Here is the best investment I ever made in my life," said C. Gentile as he took the extended hand of a stalwart young man with the features of the American Indian and introduced tho gentleman as Dr. Carlos Montezuma. "One would not think I bought the doc tor for 10. He was but Ave years of age then. It was in the summer of 1871. I was prospecting in Arizona, taking pho tographs of Indians and Aztec ruins and gathering curiosities. One day a band of Pimo Indians came into my den with this handsomo fellow here, but he was not handsome then. He was painted in glaring colors, with rowsof beads around his neck. I took a fancy to him as a genuine live curiosity. The Pitnos wanted 30 for him. I tried to bent them down, but they Insisted upon tlieir price, ami i gave it. The little chap cried for a day or two, thinking I was going to kill him, and he laughs now when he explains that he took me for the devil." Dr. Montezuma is in the government service and is now on his way from the Colville reservation of Washington to the Indian school at Carlisle, Pa., where he will enter upon the duties of school physician. The doctor was partly edu cated in Chicago in the public schools, where he spent five years, and later took the course in the Chicago Medical col lege, entering the Indian service of the government after his graduation. He says his life will be dedicated to the service of the Indians, and he will never be perfectly satisfied until the govern ment properly educates the young of his people. Chicago Inter Ocean. A Turkish Priest In the Tolls, In the Turkish village on Midway plaisance there is a muezzin named Dre nar Effendi, a priest, very zealous in the performance of his religious duties. Yesterday afternoon he was arrested on a charge of disorderly conduct and giv en a ride in the patrol wagon to Wood lawn station. The trouble arose from a growing dis position on the part of the Turks to treat the duties of their religion with indiffer ence. When Drenar Effendi called the Turks to prayer yesterday afternoon they did not respond with what seemed to him a proper amount of alacrity, and incensed at their slowness $o seized a club and began to lieat them over the head. This attracted a large crowd at once, and a guard arrested the priest. By the time lie reached the station the Turks began to be very much frightened at the thought of their priest's being locked up like a common criminal in a Christian jail, so a delegation was sent over to Woodlawn to bail him out in time for the sunset service, attendance upon which was secured by moral sua sion instead of a club. Chicago News Record. A Ilare Blossom. A rare flower can lie seen in the gar den north of the fountain in the north west section of the publio square. It is a yucca gloriosa, commonly known as glorious Adam's needle, and it is stated this is tho first time the plant has bloomed for 80 or 40 years. Fears are entertained that the blossom may kill the plant, and an effort will be made to presorve it. An authority on botanical subjects says that the yucca can bo seen to best advantage by moonlight while in bloom. As the yucca grows old the lowermost foliage decays, leaving a thick bare stalk; in fact, giving the stalk quite an arborescent character. Its height is ex tremely variable; its age before flower ing also varies from S to 15 years, and its subsequent intervals are quite uncertain. Tho flowers are white and boll shaped, and are in a cluster at the end of a long stalk. Cleveland Plain Dealer. Canoed Goods Wllllle High Next Season. A. E. Wetmore, representing a syndi cate of California fruit canners, was in Helena yesterday. He came to judge bow much fruit the Montana market would take at low prices this season. In explanation of his trip, he said: "The Pacific! coast canneries will be able this year to can very little fruit. Money is so tight that it is impossible for them to get the cash to buy tin, sugar and other necessary supplies and pay their labor, They have already contracted for the growers' crops, and these they will have to take. The peach and other crops will be large, and the canners will try to ship all the fresh fruit possible. What they do not ship will be dried. Natural ly California fruit will sell at low prices this year, but canned goods next season will be high. Cor. Chicago Tribune. A Temperance Man's Awful Eiperlenoe There was an utter collapse of a Springfield man visiting the World's fair recently. He went into one of the Chicago hotels and Innocently called for a bottle of apolfinaris water, only to be told in withering tones by the clerk. evidently a fresh importation from a blue ribbon district, that that was a strictly temperance house, and no intox icating liquors were kept. And the de praved Massachusetts citizen felt that the best thing he could do was to come borne and take the Keeley cure. Spring field Graphic The Australian Case In Nutshell. The people of Australia made the mis take, repeated on a small scale in Toron to, of thinking they could live forever by trading lots and borrowing. When new purchasers ceased to come with their savings and lenders wanted their own, it became evident that industry waa essential to comfortable mainte nance. Toronto Globe. AN INCIDENT IN REAL LIFE. Showing ttow Unpleasant People Can Make Themselves by Their Talk. I stepiied upon a Broadway car at the lower end of Broadway and rode in it along that fast changing highway as far as Nineteenth street. At the corner of Chambers street and Broadway a man of perhaps 40 and a woman not more than 25, he carrying a huge portmanteau, a collection of wraps, two umbrellas and a cane, she leading by the hand 8-year-old baby, joined the partially crowded patronage already seated. A cloud of dissatisfaction rested npon the brow of the man. The frown of an al ready born rumpus fast unfolding into fruitage made forbidding and ugly the comely countenance of the woman. Her nervous disposition made itself known to avery ono in the car and particularly to the little boy as she yanked the child by the arm into the seat beside her. Aft er a moment's silence the woman said, "You might have known how it would be," to which he responded, "Well, I might have known, but I didn't, so shut npl" Another passenger entered the car at that moment and stumbled over the port manteau. "Hang that bag!" said the man. "If I were you, I would keep my cuss ing for home," said the woman, and so on and on and on. The ensuing half hour was passed by these two in a strain which would have done credit to the most pronounced hag in the dirtiest quarters of a third rate fish market. The little boy, thank heav en, went fast asleep. Much of the con versation between the two was inaudible save to the three or four people in imme diate contact with them, but every once in awhile the shrill voice of the female bird soared into upper altitudes of defi ance, making discordant the entire at mosphere and attracting the attention of nearly a score of people. They got out at the corner of Fourteenth street and Broadway and entered a cafe he sullen, ejacnlatory and profane; she keyed up to G in alt, defiant, shrewish, chock full of scold. Well, what of it? It is not such a very uncommon thing for man and wife for lovers even, for daily intercourse to quarrel and to vent serpentlike hisses from the unruly members that wag with curious motion as they distill poison from bitter and jaundiced hearts. It is not so uncommon, I admit, bnt isn't it always suggestive? I thought as I looked at tho mini, with a good, square, clean forehead, well marked brows, a clear skin and an air of self poiso, that ho was hardly doing himself justice. Save that his hands were rude and rough and that his boots were country mado, that his portmanteau was considerably older than tho ordinary hill and that his um brella looked as though it might have been ntilized by Mrs. No:i when sho came from the ark, he was a man of tho world in appearance. And the woman had a pretty face. Her hair was parted in the middle, as women's hair should be, and revealed in its old fashioned brushing a tiny ear, not so small as to indicate utter selfishness, but, on the other hand, not so large as to rival a genuine Saddle- Rock oyster in it" vulgarity. Her eyes were brown, soft at that; her teeth were regular and olean; her dross was neat, her hands uud feet well clad, and nn occasional pat npon the boy's shoulder as he lay nes tling against her, fast asleep, indicated the feminine nature, the affectionate ten derness of the mother. Listening under tho circumstances was not rudeness. It was compulsory. I sat next the boy. Some of his banana skin ornaments my coatsleeve until this mo ment. As he lay semicoiled up I noticed the copper nails in the bottom of his shoo and the copper toe upon the same. The group was easily and perfectly within my vision. As word after word foil red hot I thought: How odd this all would have sounded in that shell-like ear five years ago. How strange it would have seemed to the lover had he heard it or had it been suggested to him that ever it could be possible for him to hear such language from such lips. Howard in New York Recorder. Satisfying Vanity. "It's lovely to have a small bit of van ity," said a little woman, tying her bon net strings before the glass. "That's a very unorthodox sentiment, my dear," laughed the looker on. "Do you think so? I am not so snre of that," meditated the little woman, be ginning to put on her gloves, "I should not be able to face the people I have to see today nor accomplish the mission I have in hand if 1 was not sure that my bat is becoming, my gown well fitting and the other details of my dress irre proachable. I know I do look well, and therefore people like to see mo. So I can please them and get what I want. Candidly, is that vanity? There may be some other name for it." Exchange, The Work of Higher Being. He (after the proposal) I hope you don't think I've made a fool of myself, Miss Penelope? She Oh, no. (A pause.) You know I am not an atheist. Truth. A colony of bank swallows some years ago taught a young but observing engi neer how to build a tunnel which his more learned superiors had rofused to undertake. Scion tiflo cooking is no longer a namo. It is a recognized necessity, and its dye peptio substitute is not to be much long r pat up with, Helping the Government. Now that the civil war is a long war In the past it is safe to relate certain cases of the cutting of red tape which at the time were winked at nnd kept as quiet as possible. Military routine often left men without what civilians would regard as the commonest necessities of life, and to endure these deprivations when they were unnecessary waa hard anywhere, nnd especially so at Washing ton, where supplies were abundant enough. One day in the summer of 1801 a Maine regiment was encamied in Washington. The rations were poor, and two soldiers, privates, resolved to see if they could not get something better. They went, in their uniforms of course", directly to the White House, and enter ing by a side door managed to evade the guardians of the executive mansion. In one of the passages they met a very tall man. They had no donbt it was Presi dent Lincoln. They bowed to him, and he bowed to them, but they said noth ing. Their business was not with him, but with his cook. They went on and found their way to the broad kitchen. The cook was there at work. "Look herel" the Maine men said to him, "we've sworn to support this 'ere government, and fer two weeks we've, ben a-doin it on nothin but salt junk. Now, if you'd spare us a llttlo of this 'ere. stuff, we think it would put this war along amazin'ly!" They selected what they thought would "go round" among their particu lar friends at the camp and carried it off, no one saying them nay. Youth's Companion. An Awful Possibility. It is a great deal more sensible to travel comfortably than to throw away money for nothing. I would prefer to have a cabin to myself, even if I had to travel on a second class ship. I do not see why I should have a stranger in my room. It is a dreadful lottery, and he is apt to have very unclean habits. Im agine this in a close, stuffy atmosphere, filled already with the odors of the ship and the stench of the machinery. Yon cannot ask a man for a guarantee of his position. He is apt tobelongto'the mid dle class, and think how perfectly horri ble it would be to inhabit a room with a being who has very uncertain notions about the complete change of linen every day and whose rule of cleanliness has been a tub once a week, on Saturday night. And then, even if cleanly, he might not wear the right kind of underclothes, and he might persist in sleeping in night robes instead of pajamas, and he might do a hundred other dreadful things. Think of watching such a creature dress it would be an awful fascination with me and find that he changed his collar and his cuffs and not his shirt, which, still glazed and shiny from the manipu lations of a Chinaman, would have its dirt spotted bosom concealed by a made up scarf with it is too horrible to think ofl Cor. Vogue. Queer Tastes la Eating. In a popular restaurant the other day at lunch I took up what I supposed was a saltbox to sprinkle my roast beef and was startlod by the sudden exclamation of the waiter, "That's sugar." This led 1J WIlVlTloaHUU 111 W11IU1I HID VVUlltir said that in nn establishment where he had been employed an old gentleman came in regularly at least throe times a week and ordered a sirloin steak well broiled, upon which he always poured a liberal portion of New Orleans molasses. Another waiter said that on one occa sion a young man had ordered powdered sugar and two dozen oysters and that he had liberally sprinkled the sugar on the oysters before he ate them. A com panion accompanied him and watched the performance, and the waiter said he believed it was the result of a bet, I myself recall a lad who attended board ing school with me, and who invariably put powdered sugar on his soft boiled eggs. New York Press. Money In Wall Street. New Yorkers are noted for being scramblers after money. But they are just as remarkable for the risks they take with it when they get it, A man went through Wall street to the ferry one day last week with $300,000 in the pocket of his overcoat. He had an um brella in one hand and a cigar between the Angers of the other. It would not have required an expert pickpocket to relieve him of his wealth. Yesterday a lad was sent to a banking house to deposit a certified check for $05,000. Hewentalong swinging it in his hand. In front of the bank ho stopped and tried to balance the check on the end of his nose. No ono would have believed that what he had was anything but a worthless scrap of paper. New York Times, A Forcible Way of Putting It. A nautical term comes with a kind of a shock in art criticism, bnt there was a certain pertinency in the remark of the good mayor of Gloucester, Mass., who said, speaking of the picture of a prede cessor in bis office, that it was a pretty good likenees, but with a man of bis style of features a profile view would . never be as effective as though it were taken a little more "head on." New York Time , The consumption of toa in England daring 160!) reached the highest point, ever touched since its use has been gen erally diffused among the masses, the total quantity used being 207,000,000 poTwds,
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