mm VOLUME 2. KEYN0LDSV1LLE, PENN'A., WEDNESDAY AUGUST 2, 1893. NUMBER 12. i,ltttlvoat Grim ffabls. BUFFATX). noCTTKSTKn fc PITTS BURGH hailway. Tho short lino between Piitlnlft, RlilRwnjr, Hrwlfnrd, Hiiliiniiim-n. Hufl'nUi. Kix-lnwter. Nliii.'nrii 1'iiIIm nnd point In llio upper oil region. On nnd nfter .Time 4th, IWS, HM'n per trains will nrrlvennd depart from l-'iill 'rock mullein, daily, except fiindiiy, ax fol lows: 7:00 A. M. Urndford Aroommixliitlon lnr points North IxMween riill frevk nnd llriidfnrd. 7:11 a. m. mixed train for l'uiixutiiwney. ,, 10:05A.M. HtilTulonnd Rnrhextermnll- Vor Hixxkwnvvllle, lldirwnv,.lohiinhiirs.Mt. Jewell, Hnidford, Hiiliimnnra. HulTiilo nnd Korhcxter: ronneetltiK nt JohnxniihiirK with P. K. train il, for Wilcox, Kline, Wnrren, i'orry nnd Krle. 10:H A. M. Aerommndntlon For PiiMola, Sykes, 11 In Hun iiikI riiiixxutnwney. 1:80 1'. M. Hnidford Aivomniixliitlnn For Beeelitroc, Itiix'kwnvvllli-, Kllinout, Cnr nion, Kldirwuy, Johnnonliurfc, Mt. Jcwott and llriidfnrd. 5:10 P. M. Mull For PultoN. "ykes, Rig Knn, l'tinxxntswney nnd Wnlxtnn. KtSIt P.M. AiNviinmodiitliin For Hilltnlx.HlK Kun and PuiiXHiitiiwnny. fltSO A. M. Sunday train For Rrockwny vllle, Kldirway and .lohnxotihiirK. 6tlS P.M. Ciinday train For I hi Hols, Fykes, Kilt Knn and I'linxmitawney. Thmixnnd mile ticket at two cents per mile, good forpanange txtweennll stations. J. II. MrlNTYHK. Agent, Fulls eroek, Pn. J. II. Hakhktt. K. C.I.apkv. Ot'iiernl Hupt. Oen. I'a. Agent KrndforU Pa. Koehestcr N.Y. ALLEf iHKN Y VALLEY RAILWAY COMPANY commencing Sunday Juno 18, 1802. Low Grado DlviHlnn. KAaTWAiin. No.l. No.S. No. II. ini A. M. P. M. A. M. P. M. It) 4'. 4 4l III 07 4 K 11 im li V (I 12 II lis II HI A XI 11 4(1 ft 41 ft t K K, ft 01 ft 47 12 !' 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Red Bunk II 4 10 OH A P. M.A M.I P. M. Trains dully except Sunday. DAVID McOAKGO, Okn'i.. Whit., PlttHliiirg, I'll. J AS. P. ANDF.RSON, Gkn'i,. Pahx. Ait PlttHhurg, Pa PENNSYLVANIA RAILROAD. IN EFFECT MAY 21, 1893. Philadelphia & Erie Railroad Dlvlxlon Time Tublu. TruliiM li'iive Drlftwixxl. EASTWARD 9:04 A M Train H, dully except Sunday for Siinliiiry, Harrlxhurg and Intermedlute ala tlona, arriving at Philadelphia tl:.r0 p. m., New York. 9::iA P. M. Raltlinore, ll:4A p. u. AViixhlnglmi, 8:1ft P. u. Pulliniin Parlor car from Wlllliinixixirt and naHHengor coiichea from Kune u I'tiiladelphm. a-.m P. M. Train A, dally except Sunday for Harrlxhurg mid Intermedhite atatlonx, ar riving at PlillHdelphlii4:HU A. H.i New York, 7:10 A. H. Tlimiigh couch from DuRolx to Wllllamsiiort. Pullman Sleeping earx from Ilarrlxhurg U IMilladelphlH nnd New York, l'lilludelphlu iHiHHengera can remain in xlaepor undlHturlxd until 7:00 A. H. 0::i6 P. M. Train 4, daily for Siinhury, Ilarrlx hurg and Inturniedlute auttlonx, arriving at Pliiludelphln, A:A0 a. u.; New York, 11:110 A. M.J llaltlninro, A:20 A. M.i Washington, 7:30 A.M. Pullman carx und puxxeiiger coachea from F.rle und Wllllninxportto l'lilludelphlu. PiixsengerH In aloeper for Haltlmoro und Wuxhlnglon will Iw transferred Into Woxh lngton HloeiMjr at Ilarrlxhurg. WESTWARD 7:IIA A. M. Train 1, dully except Sunday for Ridgwuy, Dullolx, Ulermont and lnter nuvllate stations. Leuvea Uldgwuy at il:00 P. M. for Erie. 9:50 A. M. Train 8, dully for Erie and Inter mediate polnta. 4:27 P. M. --Train 11, dally except Bunduy for Kane and Intermediate si at ions. TlillOl'tlll TRAINS FOR DRIFTWOOD FROM THE EAST AND SOUTH. TRAIN 11 leuvea Philadelphia 8:80 A. m.) Washington, 7.A0A. M.; Haltlmoro, H:4A A.M. WIlkeHhiirre, 10:1ft A.M. dally except Hun day, arriving at Driftwood at 11:27 p. m. Willi ' Pullman Purlor cur from PhlluUulphtu to WlllhiinxiKirt. TRAIN a leaves New York nt 8 p. ni. Phila delphia, 11:20 p. m. WuxhiiiKton, 10.40 u. m.i llultlmore, 11:40 p. m. dally arriving ut DrlftwixHl at ll:A0 u. m. Pullmuu xleeplng earn from Philadelphia to Erie and from Wuxhlngton und llaltiiiioru to WIlllumsiKirt und through puaxenger couchea from Phila delphia to Erie und Uultlniuru to Wllllumx lxirt and to Dullolx. TRAIN 1 leuvea Heuovo ut 0:!IA a. m., dally except Sunday, arriving ut Driftwood 7:115 a. m. JOHNSONBURG RAILROAD. (Dully oxoopt Sunday.) TRAIN 19 loaves Rldgway at 9:40 a. m. ; Jolin xonhurg at U:&A u. in., arriving ut (Jluruioiit at 10:4'i u. m. TRAIN 20 leaves Clermont ut lft:AA a. ro. ar riving ut Johnsonhurg at 11:40 a. ui. and Rldgway ut 11:66 a. ni. JIDGWAY & CLEARFIELD R. R. DAILY EYCEPT SUNDAY. SOUTHWARD. NORTHWARD. P. 11 A.M. STATIONS. A.M. P.M. 12 10 9 41) Itidgwuy TaO 12 18 9 48 Island Run 1 20 12 23 AM Mill Haven 1 III 12 91 10(12 Oroyland 10ft 12118 1010 Short Mills ' 12 AO lft 42 10 1A HluoRock 12 A4 12 44 10 17 Vineyard Run 12 62 12 40 20 20 Currier 12 50 100 1032 Brockwayvlllo 12 38 110 10 42 McMlun Summit 12 30 1 14 1048 Harvey Run 12 2(1 120 10 Aft Falls tlruuk 12 20 143 1105 Dullola 1205 700 861 64(1 A 36 A 30 A 26 23 A 21 ft Oft ft 67 R62 64ft 630 TRAINS LEAVE RID0 WAY. Eastward. Westward. Trains, 7:17 a. m. Train a, 11:84 a. Train A, 1 :4ft p. m. Truln 1, 8:00 p. Train. 4, 7:65 p. in. Truln 11, 8:25 p J. K. WOOD, Oen. Pass. Ag't. BEAUX YEUX. Once CnpM was werptng in pain nnd dismay And railing at cheating and theft, For he'd lost both his bow and his arrows at play And all of a quiver was loft. Vhnt arms have 1 now," cried the child In despair, "To kindle the heart Into flame? My power Is yanlshrdl Oh, 111 shall 1 far In lands that are loveless and tame." At the thought of this bitterest cop ha must tears into rivulets ran. Bat they suddenly stopped, and a laugh bub bled up To his lips, for he thought of a plan) "How foolish, how foolish, this sorrow to show, To fill all the air with my sighs! For what Is the need of my arrow and bow When I can use Nellie's gray eyes?" Rowan Stevens in Kate Field's Washington. Staggered by Finger Bowls. A very amusing scene occurred once while I was iorving a lady and gentle man of the tmnilstftkftble upstart type. They were grossly ignorant of the most elementary mlee of table etiquette, ehov eling the food into their months with their knives, which wereconstantly load ed half WAy up to the handles. They managed to struggle through their din ner, sometimes casting aside knives and forks and attacking game and poultry by cutting them in halves and eating from their hands, holding the leg. Sometimes, too, they became ridiculously polite by carving bread with knife and fork, but the climax came when I set two bowls of roRewater before them as finger glasses. They looked at each other, and then cautiously around the room, trying to find some solution of themysterious dish before them, not having the sense to ig nore it altogether. Whispered consulta tions took place, which presently grew into a suppressed quarrel, the lady re proaching her lord for his ignorance. Suddenly she was seen to shake the wa ter around and around, and finally, with look of contempt and superior wis dom, she rawed the bowl to her lips and drank all the contents. Needless to say that the hearty laughter of the other di ners made them feel the mistake, and they beat a hasty retreat. London Tit Bits. Mnil Shoes For Horses. We doubt if very many persons ever saw mud shoes for horses. They are used on horses in plowing the low and wet lands of the valley north of Sumner nearly every spring. The mud shoe con sists of a heavy board about 8 inches wide and from 8 to 10 inches long, round ing in the front. On this board a red hot shoe of the size worn on the horse's foot for which it is intended is placed until it bums into it to a depth almost sufficient to bury itself. It is necessary that the shoe have a long toe and long corks. A piece of circular band iron to fit over the top part of the hoof is then attached to the board and over the hoof to hold the mud shoe solidly to the foot. One end of the band is fastened to the board with a screw, which when tight ened holds the board as squarely to the bottom of the hoof as if it had grown there. The horses become accustomed to wearing them and after a day or two experience no difficulty in working in them. By this moans farmers are en abled to plow land in the spring where without the use of mud shoes horses would mire down. Sumner (Wash.) Herald. William Ordway Partridge, the Bos tan sculptor, gats $10,000 for his statue of Shakespeare and will receive $27,000 for his equestrian statue of Garfield. Be is 81 years of age. , Ko Discrimination Intended President Eliot has written a graceful letter to Mr. James Jeffrey Roche, the editor of the Boston Pilot, expressing bis regret that there is no Catholic Institu tion in the published list of the colleges whose graduates will be entitled to enter the Harvard law school under the new regulations which will go into effect In 1895. President Eliot states that there was not the slightest intention on the part of the faculty of the law school to discriminate against Catholic institutions of learning. Eather Unique A somewhat notorious diplomat and author has lived apart, by an amicable arrangoment, from his wife for many years. Last year they chanced to oc cupy adjoining seats at the theater. No one in that audience who saw the lively conversation that ensued could guess that the participants were a married couple met after a long but wished for separation. Alderman Hack Bridge of Sioux Falls recently lost valuable horse that committed- suicide. The horse had been very sick for about a month, and several days ago he managed to unlock the door of his stall, and going to some harness that was hanging up in the barn put his head through a portion of it and threw himself to the floor and was strangled. The Mexican government has decreed deductions of from S to 10 per cent in the salaries of publio employees and, men in the army. These deductions, the total amount of which will exceed $1,000,000, are to take effect next month and will be in force to the end of December. Monte Carlo seems to hare prospered this year more than it ever has done. The shares are sow worth five times their original value, and plans are being made for increasing operations. There were nine suicides last year on the premises. The Cars of Militarism, Our Prague correspondent says thai the Bohemian deputies in tho Austrian parliamentary delegations continue strongly to oppose the new military ex penditure required by the war depart ment on behalf of the triple alliance. The figures the opposition gives are sig nificant. From 18118 to 1898 the Austrian army budget rose from 68,090,640 florins to 107,374,863 florins. During those yean ,838,000,000 florins have been expended on the army. The navy and the landweht are not included in this vast sum. The occupation of Bom I a nlone has cost the empire since 1878 245, 093, BOO florins. On the other hand, nothing is incurred for works of peace. Not a mile of a navigable channel has been made. The support of primary schools, asylums, road building, etc., rests entirely on the shoulders of the provinces themselves. Other figures are no less suggestive. In the whole of Austria-Hungary there arc 4,000,000 paupers and 16,000,000 person! unable to work viz, children, old peo ple and cripples; 0,000,000 women and hand workers earning no more than 180 florins a year; 2,000,000 workmen and servants whose yearly income does not exceed 800 florins, and only 1,681,060 persons getting from their work, trade or capital more than 800 florins. The physical and moral condition of the im poverished population is deteriorating. London News. Pecuniary Prospects of the Chicago Fair. If the Columbian company will dis charge its bonded indebtedness and re fund to the government the amount oi its donation, it will do marvelously well. Every effort of the directory ought to be exerted in that direction. Operat ing expenses are far in excess of reason. Struggle has been mode and successfully to a certain extent in the direction of re duced expenditure on current account, but the field is still full of possibilities. The banker's estimate of a 83 per cent return to Chicago and the shareholders, Chicago being on a footing with all shareholders, is optimistic The esti mate takes no account of the fact that it is the purpose of the Columbian Er position company to continue expendi ture after the closing of the fair. The Columbian guard have been assured that large numbers of them will remain for a year or more. The whole depart ment of construction, reduced in num ber, but still an expensive outfit, will be continued. As the exposition is now managed, there will not be a penny of return for any shareholder. It is idle to make other prediction. Chicago Times. End of De Maupassant. De Maupassant was very thoroughly discussed at the time he was taken in sane, and now that he is dead at the age of 48 there is nothing to add save that the operation of a great natural law is completed. He was a master of con donsation in literary style. His short, terse sentences are matchless, but most of his stories are earthly and doubly per nicious by reason of the masterly skill with which they are told. No man could portray suoh frightful dramas of pas sion without entering into the emotions expressed. His own soul caught every reflection, and the strain was too much for him. "A prematurely wornout nerv ous system" was the cause of his death. His career was only for 13 years, but he leaves behind a mass of brilliant filth that will do harm for many decades. New York Commercial Advertiser. Gold In Maine. That story of gold mining on En chanted Ponds township is not by any means the first that has been heard about gold finds in the Moose river valley. As long ago as 1830 a man named Berry claimed to have found gold in a ledge in that region in such quantities that he "chopped ont pieces with his ax, which he sold to Augusta jewelers." To be sure critical persons may say this state ment is only that he sold the ax to the Augusta man, not pieces of gold; but why not gold in Enchanted township as well as in Byron, where there is no doubt about it? It has long been asserted that there is gold enough in the sands of Moosehead lake to pay good wages to those who will wash them for it. Lewis ton Journal. A Theory as to Swlgglna, "What makes bwiggins such an un conscionable liar?' "Stinginess. He has as many facts as anybody, but he hates to give them out," .Exchange. The Poverty of Printed language. "God will keep up his end of the row if you give him a chance." That was the language used by Moderator Craig in his sermon, which had direct refer ence to the controversies before the gen eral assembly. As it appears in print the sentence requires an expository note. Whether the word "row" rhymes with "how" or "hoe" becomes an important question. Washington Star. Strength of the Honte. Ahorse can draw on the worst kind of earth road about four times as much as he ean-oarry on his back. On good macadamized road he can pull 10 times as much; on a plank road S5 times as much, and on a street railway 68 times as much. Chicago Journal. Beware of This Koad. Dora What road did you travel overt Clara The North Southern railroad, and IH never patronize that line again either. Their caramels are horrid. Good-Newt A Very Forgetful Person. "It's cur'ous how fergitftil some folks are, now ain't it?'' inquired Mr. Jakes, tho Village plumber, carpenter and sheriff in a ruminative tone. "There's people that'll fergit arrants an jobs an bills au days o' the week an so on, an I've even heard tell of folks that would fergit their own names now an agin." "Yes, I've heard mention made of Jest sech cases," said Abijah Snow, who was watching Mr. Jakes solder a good sized hole in the bottom of the Snow teakettle. "Well, I b'liove there's a woman in this town beats 'em all fer ferglttin." said Mr. Jakes. "Who's that?" Inquired his customer, with mild interest. "It's Mis' Willard Franklin," replied Mr, Jakes, "She's got interfile habit of comin over to our house twice a week, or sometimes oftener, as 't happens. An it's a queer thing, but if you'll b'lieve me, she sets an sets and fergitsall about Willard till we've had a good square dinner, an within 10 minutes after we've cleared everythln ofTn the table shell recllect him an start fer home." Mr. Jakes shot one glance at Mr. Snow, and Mr. Snow returned it as he said slowlyi "S'pose the fact of Willard's beln sech a scanty pervider an your spreadin a lib'ral table could hev anythin to do with it?" "They say you can't ever tell what doos sffect folks' memory or fergittry," said Mr. Jakes in a noncommittal tone. And then he blew out his light, and he and Mr. Snow indulged in a couple of dry chuckles as the kettle changed hands. Youth's Companion. Making Imitation Diamonds. The material in which imitation dia monds are produced is called stress, from the name of its inventor, a German jeweler who flourished at the beginning of the present century. It is perfectly colorless and transparent gloss, or rather crystal, of irreproachable purity, com posed of rock crystal, or of white sand, mixed with oxido of lead, arsenical acid and other ingredients. Its preparation demands infinite care and a multitude of precautions, to avoid the possibility of the slightest flaw or bubble being introduced into the mass, from which are then cut the false gems in the pro portions desired. Small or medium sized diamonds produce a much better effect than do large ones. For the best forms of imitation jewel ry they are cut by the same workmen that are employed in executing that function with real stones. Their task is much easier, owing to the comparative softness of straws, a quality which causes ornaments in imitation diamonds to lose very speedily their brilliancy and their deceptive aspect. To remedy this state of things imitation emeralds, rubies and sapphires are often set with a layer or slice cntfrom a real precious stone of in fcrior value and cemented with a trans parent and colorless compound on the top of the false gem, so as to cover it completely. Ladies' Home Journal. Falcons In Japan. In the olden times in Japan all the dai' mios (similar to the old English lord) hod great sport with falcons, as they went out to the field to catch other birds with falcons. The falcons were tamed well and used to catch large birds, mostly cranes. When people now go out bunt ing with falcons, the men in charge hold the falcons upon their fingers. As soon as one sees any bird he lets the falcon rush at the bird; as soon as the falcon reaches the bird he bites at the throat and throws the bird down to the ground, Meanwhile the holder runs to the place where they are ana catches both of them. Falcons are not large birds, but as they belong to the eaglo family they are strong and brave and never afraid to go at any bird to kill It, but the men in charge of falcons of course take great care in feeding and taming them. Chi' cago News-Record. The Ulue of Sapphires. Star sapphires are generally of a gray ish blue tint, and the star is exhibited in its greatest perfection when looked at by the light of the sun or a candle. The sapphire is found of all tints and shades of blue, but' the color which approxi mates to the shade formerly called "bleu du rol" is the most valuable. A really fine sapphire should appear blue by arti ficial light as well as by day. This stone is found in crystals generally of much larger size than the ruby. The name "sapphire" is perhaps the only one which runs through all languages with very slight alteration the Hebrew name sapphir, the Chalda sapirinon, the Greek aafflros, the Latin sapphirus, etc. Cin cinnati Enquirer. Their Favorite Amusement. A favorite amusement with the United States army officers on the Rio Grande is the Mexican cock fight. Every Mexican village has its cock pit, and officers on a few hours' leave cross the river to see the fun. There are no better oockfightors in the world than the Mexicans, and as pub lio opinion sanctions the sport the enjoy men of everybody is altogether frank. The acme of the sport is reached when the apparently vanquished bird, after having been completely buried in the dust of the arena to stanch bis blood, suddenly rises as if from the grave, and with one blow from the spur slays his astonished rival in the act of crowing over his sup posed victory. San Francisco Chronicle, Two sisters will make thoir appear ance in London next year. One is 8 feet high, with hands 83 inches in length, and the other is sot 8 feet high and weighs 81 Dounas. A Natural loehonse. In the north side of Stone mountain, six miles from tho mouth of Stony creek, in Scott county, has been discovered a natural Icehouse on a grand scale. One of the old settlers first discovered it about 1880, but owing to the fact that the land on which it is situated could not be bought he refused to tell its whereabouts and would only take Ice from it in case of sickness. He died without revealing the secret to even his own family, and but for a party of "sang" diggers entering the re gion it might have remained a secret for generations, as it is situated in an unfrequented part of the mountain. The ice was only protected from the rays of the sun by a thick growth of moss resembling a texture and like moss that can be seen dangling from the oaks of Louisiana and Texas. Its formation was after the fashion of a coal vein, be ing few inches thick in some places while several feet in others. The forma tion indicates that it had been spread over the surface in a liquid state and then congealed. By what process it freezes or was frozen is a matter of con jecture at this stage of investigation. Some think that it was formed In the winter and had been protected since by a dense growth of moss which covers it, while the more plausible theory is that beneath the bed Is situated a great natural laboratory whose function is a formation of ether, and the process of freezing goes steadily on through the heat as well as the cold. The growth of moss resembled the hanging moss around Hudson bay and indicates a frigid tem perature. Tho bed covers one acre, and if it proves inexhaustible it will be val uable. Dispatch to Richmond State. Fata of a Russian Scholar. "Why does Russia linger in igno rance?" answered David 8. Jordan. "Let me tell you a story. When I was in college at Cornell, there came a bright young Russian to study by the name of Dabrolohoff. This young man was of quick perceptive powers and deeply in terested in the progressive practical sci ences and questions. He studied very hard for four years, did much more work than any single term required and graduated with the honors of his class. He removed to New York and entered into a successful practice of civil engineering, "Soino time later I learned that ho hod gone back to his native land, I heard no more of this young man outside of a few scientific articles in some European magazines for nearly lOyoars, Whilo making a tour of Europe I bethought myself of him and wondered why his brilliant parts had not long since brought him into prominence. In Russia I made inquiries and there learned to my aston ishment and sorrow that the student had been suspected of treason, tried and sen tenced to Siberia, whore he had died in filth and chains." St. Louis Globe-Democrat. The Universal Suffrage In Austria. The success of the Belgians in wrest ing universal suffrage from the fears of the ruling classes seems to have inspired the Austrian workingmen to labor for a similar result in a similar way. The suf frage in Austria is now given to all who pay a minimum of five florins In direct taxes. To make it universal is now the avowed object of the leader of the work ingmnn's party, who three weeks after the May day demonstrations in tho prater issued a sort of appeal to the country and particularly to the labor ing classes on the subject. The design is to foment an agitation which will assumo huge proportions by the time Earliament meets in the fall, when, it is oped, the course of events in Brussels may be repeated in Vienna. New York Post. Statistics of Special Sessions. There has not been a special session of congress for 14 years, and the one which will ossein Se Aug. 7 will be the twelfth in the history of the government. In the earlier decades of the century special sessions were more frequent than they have been of late, because of threaten ing crises in our relations with foreign powers. Jefferson called congress to gether twice in extraordinary session during his administration, and Madison twice also, once to declare our second war of independence. But the most mo mentous subject which any special ses sion was called npon to deal with was the opening of the rebellion. President Lincoln convened congress July 4, 1861, A New England Slave. The Bangor (Me.) News bos found a slave in that city. This man Is the driver of a hoso wagon and is stationed at a little brick house on Hammond street. The Bangor fire department pays him $40 a month, and he stands eternal watch, day and night, having no vaca tion or holidays. Ho occupies the sta tion alone and, The News says, cannot leave to get a meal or change of cloth ing nnless be hires some one to take his place, and then he is liable to be called i as usual. But probably if this man should give up the job thoro'd be a score of applications for the place. A curious and very objectionable crank la one who has developed in Birming ham, England. He goes about with a long steel hat pin and stabs all fashion ably dressed ladies whom he encounters. Hammocks are mora luznrlnna than sver before. In thnii lutaatt fnmn iKqw include a canopy for keeping off the sun au nei ror protection against Hies, mosquitoes and gnats. The Rude Chemist. A chemist was called up at 9 o'olock the other morning by the ringing ef the night bell. On opening the door he found a damsel, who told him that she was go ing to a picnic that morning and was out of rouge. The prudent druggist turned her off with the assurance that he hadn't the stock to cover a cheek like hers. Figaro. A Standoff. Cholly How often does your tailor send in his bill? Fweddie Every week. Cholly Gracious! You don't get clothes that often, do you? Fweddie No, and neyether does the tailor get his money. Detroit Pree Press ma juuiivr ueeurotea. The sultan of Turkey has conferred the Order of the Medjldieh on Professor Max Mullor. This is a merited tribute to the vast oriental learning and the deep interest token by Profossor Mnx Muller in the various eastern roligions, and in Mohammedanism in particular. The present sultan, who Is a somewhat mild and melancholy oriental of con servative tendencies, has little in com mon with that section of the official class in Constantinople who have been educated abroad and have adopted nthe- , istio and revolutionary sentiments and ideas. He is devotedly attached to the Mussulman faith. London Chronicle. Raised theOould Assessment. The death of Jay Gould seems to have opened the eyes of the New York tax gatherers. The assessment on his per sonal estate has been raised from $r00, 000 to $10,000,000. While Mr. Gould was alive he could "swear off " his taxable estate, after the manner of rich Now Yorkers, but necessary post mortem dis closures of his wealth have made further swearing off impracticable. Bangor Commercial. A Cable's Length. The nautical terms used in the ac counts of the Victoria disaster puzzle many, and the principal one is, What is a cablo's length? The cable, like the knot, is only used in maritime parlance. It is 100 fathoms, or 600 feet. The evo lution ordered by Admiral Tryon at six cables' length consequently brought two mammoth battleships to converge within 8,600 foet. The maneuver was nothing but what a landsman would call a coun termarch, but the columns converging Instead of diverging. Jamestown AIL A Long lllcyolo Tour. Mr. Frank G, Lenz, a young American, Is at present making a tour of tho world on his bicycle His journey will oc cupy about two years, and his route leads across the United States from New York, then on to Japan, throngh China, India, Persia, Turkey, Austria, Ger many, Holland, France, England, Scot land and Ireland. , Served Him Rlgn. A good story is told about a gentle man who lives in Brooklyn and crosses at Fulton ferry nearly everyday. He is much persecuted by the bore who al ways accosts you on a ferryboat in mid stream with the stereotyped question, "Ah! are you going across?" The other day one of these demons hooked on to the Brooklyn man as usual and said: "Hello, old man! Going to York?" "No, sir," he replied promptly. "I am going to hit you on the nose." And lie did amid the cheers of the crowd. Texas 8iftings. . La Uuse's Portrait. A photograph of Eleanora Duse now on exhibition attracts constant atten tion. The picture is far removed both in expression and costume from the or-, dinary actress. The hair, guiltless of curl or bang, looks decidedly "tousled," a straight, disheveled lock straying across the forehead. The face is neither young nor beautiful and is ineffably, sad. The dark, melancholy eyes look wearily away from the beholder. Mine, Duse wears a high black gown without' ornament. Philadelphia Press. An Expression For Slowness. A Washington youngster has succeed ed in adding to the already numerous phrases that are need to emphasize an impression of slowness. He was waiting for bis sister to finish something on which she was engaged. ' After a time his patience was exhausted, and he ex claimed; "Won't you please hurry up? You are slower than a snail with tho rheuma tism." Washington Star. Confirmed bachelors will do well to read Dr. Benjamin Rush's definition of lifo without a wife, written not long be fore Ids death. "Celibacy," he said, "is a pleasant breakfast, a tolerable dinner, but a very bad supper." There is a fire in a tenement. The ex cited crowd throw the crockery and glassware out of the window from the fourth story; the mattresses are brought down to the ground floor in their arms. The most curious book in the world was neither written nor printed. The letters in its pages were cut from blue tissue paper, which was afterward past ed on cardboard. Correspondence holds a double power, inasmuch as the pen that can comfort and cheer and eluvute may become the weapon that wouuds and destroys, ' In the case of money finding is having. pi law, but money is the only personal ' property the title oi which passes with' the possession. 8 M. PUKVOST, Cnia. Muuafar. 1 '