i Bp YtlLUME 2. IlEYXOLDSVILliK, PKNX'A., WEDNESDAY JULY 20, 1893. NUMBER 11. BUITATA KOl.llr'.STKll & riTTrf Hl'UiiM RAILWAY. The short line between I tiiHoW KIJwiiy, Ilradford. HnliK'i i n, HulValo, Koehester. Mnirtmi FoIIm (mil points In the upper "II rciiloii. ln nnd utter .Tunc 4th, Isrei, passen ger trains will nrriveiind ilep"" from Full Creek station, .dally, except ."iiniliiy, nn fol low: 7tOO A. M.-Atnidford Aciionimndiitlon lor point NorrJi licmemi Jiill creek anil llrndford. 7:1.1 ii. m. mixed trnln fur I'liiixoiitiimvy. ,. ., 10:OA.M.- llMtlalonnd Horlicstel mull- Pr llroekwnvvlUe. HIlnilv,.lohiionliiiiif,Mt. .lewett. Itriulford. Cnliinwrii. Hiiffnlo and Kochcter: -o?mirtlnK t .loliiisoiilnli- with I". E. I In il, for Wllco.x, Kane, W arren, Coitv iiml KiV. 10:A A. t. A-.iommodiitlim For DuKols, fykes, Hln H'Mi mill I'mijuejiuwiicy. 0:8(lr. St.- Ilrwlfnnl Accrnmodntlon- l or llcechtree, Unn-kwnvvlll, Kllnionl, Cnr nioii, Klilvwvjr, Johnsonlimv, Ml. .lewett nnd Hnidford. :5:10 I'. M. MisflFor HiiTViIh, Kykes, ttkt Kun, 1'iiiixsiifcnwney niid-to iiMon. P.M. AivitoHiiodiitloii-frVn- ImlloKrlig Hun and l'un-muwiicy. rth'iO A. M.-Hundnv trnln-4rr llrockwuy vllle, Kldirwiijv nnd .lolinstniliui'V. 6:1.1 P.M. Kunda v train For J'ulloK Hyken, HlB Knn nnd rmixiitiiwneflr. Thousand mile tickets in. wo cent pnr mill', (food for piMwiiti' hetwiKni nil Minimi, t. H. Mr ntvkis. Attent, Falls crock, Pn. .J. 11. llAlllir.TT. E. C. l.ftJ'KY, General Siipt. (len. Is. Airent llrndford Ite. Koitiostor N. 1 . AJLLKGH UN Y rALLKY RAIIAVA Y COMPANY ommoni'lnp- Sunday ..Time 1H. 1KH2. LonMJiiule a)ivtston. KAKTWAItD. !0I 10 Mil 11 U1 WKXTWAHD. Nn.2No.llNn.ia I (ill I 110 A. M. P. M Prlftwood Ciriini Ki'iiewl l C'U'ii Fihli-r Tylvr lVnfli-ld 'Inti'rhurn .... HiiIiiiIh IMiKoIh FullHCiwk Puni'onsl Ki'vnoldnvllli'.. I-'lllllT Bi'll HiTOikvllh- HiininitM'vllUi.... MllVvlllli CiukKldu-i- Nrw Ifi'thli-lirni I.IIWKonllMIII.... !(!! Hunk A on ii Ml 7 IOi 7 Pi! ii 41 .1 ;V.I 7 :n 7 44 7 M li iri It IOi II SSI 8 00 u ii; H IS 8 S"i 8 :t: B .VI 7 SO 7 2 Ii 40 A Ml 12 l.V 8 401 7 41 7 IK 8 41 II 0.i II 17 k no H III N IIN II s." II 44 10 04 10 IN 10 2.i n r.r II 0i II l.v II 4 10 ool A P. M. Train dolly exwpt Sutiiliiy. riAVID MoC'AUUU, Ora'i. Si it., I'lllNliiirit, I'll. JAS. P. AMiF.RSUX.OrN'i.. Pakh. Ait PlltHliurv, Pn pENXSYLVAXIA RAILROAD. IN EPFKCT MAY 21, Plillndi'lpliln & Eric Kiillnmd llvli.lon Tlmu Tulili'. TruliiH li-iivi' Ihlflw.Hul. KASTWAHK : A M Trnln 8. dully xi'rpl Hummy for miliiirv, llnrrlMhuty mid tntrni'dliiti hiii tIoiih, nrrlrliiK nt Plilhldi-lpiillt tl:.i0 P. M., New York, P. M. ; lliilliiiiom, H:4.i p. M.; Wnililntrton, 8:l:i p. m. Pullman Parlor rur from VlllliiniHMirt' mid ptiMMm;ir foiii'lioH from Kano to Philadelphia. ' H::m 1". M. Trnln , dally cxi-ctpt Hiinday for HiirrlHburir nnd liitcrmorllato Nlntloim, nr HvIiik ut Plillad(lphlu4:ilU A. M.; Ni w Vurk, 7:10 A. M. Tliroui!li roarh from IIiiIIoIh to Wllllnmsport. Piillmmi Hlrrplujf I'lin from HnrrlMliiirir lo Phllndiilplilii and New York, l'lilliulolphln pnxHciiiirrH i-hii rumulii In f4lfciMr undlMturlHd until 7:00 A. M. 9:;ifl P. M. Trnln 4, dally for Huiiliiiry. Hurrlx- liiirirnud Inturniodlaiu hIiiIIouh, nriivlmt at Plilladt'liilila, li:.Vl a. m.; New York, ll:MI A. M.; Iliiltlmorv, U:20 a. m.; Washington, 7:M) A.M. Piillmaii I'ltrH and paHiuiiiKiir roiirhon from Kill-mid WlllliunHpi.it to I'hllitdi'lphla. PimHonircfH In Hlci'por for Hiilttmoiv nnd WashluKtou will lie triinsfi'rrvd Into Vnli luuton h1ouimi at IIiiitIhIiui'u. WESTWAHII. 7::ii A. M. Tniln 1, dally fiximpt Htinday for KKiifway, iMinoiH, tanrnionir nnu iniiir nioillatu HtatloiiH. I.oaviw KklKWiiy nt 11:00 P. M. for Erlu. 11:50 A. M. Truln , dally for Erlo and Inter mediate polntK. 27 P. M. Train 11, dally cxi'i'pt Hunday fur lvani and InliM'nu'dlalt nIuiIoiim. fllltol'lill . THAINH Foil DHTFTWOOn FHUM THE EAST AND SOUTH. IIAIN 11 Icuvch Philadi'liihla N-..VI a. m. WiiHliltuitoii, T.iio a. M. ; lialtlniom, H:4a A. m. WIlkoHliurru, 10:15 A.M.; dally exi-vpt Sun (lay. nrrlvliiK uMM'iftwiHHl nt ll:S7 p. u. with I'lillmiin Parlor cur from Phlladi'lplilu to VlllluniHiuirt. rKAlN aiiMiveHNew York at 8 p. m.i Plillu- uoipiim, ii::u p.m. i nuHiunktion. ni.iu.ni.; Halllniori), 11:40 p. m. dally urrlvliin ut liriftwiMKl at H'.iV) u. in. Pullman Klct'pluK car from IMilladcliililu to Erie and from Washington nnd Hultlmore to WtlllaiimHirt uiul through ptiHhuuei-eoaeliuH from Pliilu delphln to Erie und llultlmuru to Wlllluunt- llMiri. ana to iiuiioiH. HtAIN 1 leaves Uenovo ut 6:10 u. m., dally ifxeept Huuduy, urrlvlnK at HrlftwiKid 7:11.1 . Win. JOHXSOXBURG RAILUOAD. (Uuily oxiiept Suuduy.) TiAIN 111 leave UldKway at 11:40 a. m.i John- Iniliiim at U:.V) a. rn., arriving ut Clermont I Hi:4r. a. m. AIN l leuvmi t'lerniont ut 1D:M u. m. ur lyliix ut .lohtiKouliuri; ut 11:40 u. in. and IdKwuy utll:Su. in. TIDGWAY & CLEARFIELD R. R. DAILY EYCEPT SUNDAY. BOrrilWAUD. NOllTHWAHD. I 1', A.M. STATIONS. A.M. P.M. U 40 Klditway 1 M) V IX) 0 48 iNlitud Uun ISO blil II ta Mill lluvuu 110 H4II 10 02 (Jroyland 1 (Ml eilii 10 10 HhorlHMlllH 12 Ml I) M) 10 UJ HluuUiH'k 12 .M 1)23 10 17 Vineyard Hun 12 92 112:1 20 20 tlarriur 12 AO 2l 10U2 HriK'kwayvlUti 12118 HOtl 10 42 MeMltiu Summit 12X0 Iili7 10 IH tliirvivn Hun 12 SH iV! 10 .Vi Falls Crunk 12 20 K 4ft 11U3 HuUolH 12 1 6 JO THAIN8 LEAVE BtDOWAY. fiiHtward. Westward. ,H, 7:17 a. m. Train d, 11 :H4 tt. m. ill II. 1:45 D. m. Truln 1. U:00 d. in. Ax i, 7:1x3 p. m. Truln ll, 6:26 p. ni. 8 4 PHEVOST, STATIONS. No. I. Vn.5. No. II. A. M. r. M. A. M. Knd rlank 10 4.V 4 so Lnwmvihnm 10 A" J K New Hlhliliini II Mi IS ft 1J Onk UWxi! II a i Si 'ttiii MuywvUle II 4ii 4 41 Ii in fnuimvlllo ... IS 0" '' 1 4T Hrookvlilc. IS 2.1 SO II OT Hi ll IS ;il i 2 II IH Fuller is 4-i ea ii s." Hcyuokkvllle.. 1 no 8.17 41' l'uu.-i.u.t 1 Ik 7 M v: Fulls 1-iwk 13 !U 7 00 DuIIoIh 1 :d 7 X. 7 10 riulwilu 1 4T 7 J 7 SJ Wntcrtwn .... I .vi MOO 7 Si IVnnvlii 2(fi h oo 7 41 Tyler 2 II s Pi 7 .rl Xifcn I'Mier 2 ii M 2 VI Henosett 2 42 H 44 m Unint 2SI H Vi Nil Driftwood 1I2 fl Si Hit P.M. P. M.lA. M.I J. K. WOOD, Ueu. 1'ium. Ag't. Uou. Muuager. DAI 8 GONE. BY. Dh, the Any Ron byl Oh, the dnyt rnn hyl' rh dTT1" 1 'ho oixhnnl, nnd the pathway trmnifh Die rye: rhe chlmipof the nibln.niul the whiotloof the nuntl it he piped nrrofle the mentfowe nwoot M any niKhtlnirnle, rhcn the hlnnm w-n on tho clnwir, and tlie bins In the xky. nnd my happy henrt brimmed ovrr, In tho dnye (tone by. !n tho dnye irone by, wkn my nnkrt feet were tripped By the 'hnneyftnekleVtanKlrn, where the wnter lillee dipped, and the rtpplo of the river lipped the nuin nines the brink Where the plneld eyed nnd laity ifneted cattle enme to drink. and the tilting unite etoodlearleuet the tra- ant'e wnywnnl err. and the eplnnhlnfnf rthe wlmmeT.ma thedayr gone by. Dh, the days Rnne byl Oh, the daye snne byl fhe mnnle of the Innghing lip, the lnaterof the eye. rhe chllddsh faith 4a fnirlrt, and Alnddin'a masle rlnir. rhe simple, soul rcpoMng, glad bollef In every. thine When life wae like ntory, holdlni neither aoniMr elicn. In the oldea, golden glory of the day Rone by. Jamel W hltcomb Klley. BOYIIOODTJtADlTlOXS HOW SCIENCE HAS RUTHLESSLY PLAYED HOB WITH TWEM. Even the Horsehair ftnaiio ! Hofrrd by h Tfnturallat to He Ilnmung Still rilnglngt Thnt IlellrT and rientliiB Pretty Good Argument. Sotenoe plarg hob wit a the fun trndi tions of rnrnl BchooUviy dnya. How mnny ugly 'bnt nspfnl tonils hare bm-ti left (n nndiBtnrbed possepsion of gnr den bed because to handle thern was but t cover yonr hands with warts und to kill them ironld force your cows to let down bloody milk? What boy would hare crashed m cricket, assured as ho was that its mate would come at ni-lit and avenge its death by eating up that rash boy's clothes? What man lives . day who, as a rustic lad, has not hel l the stilted daddy-long-legs prisoner try one hairlike shank and informed tlv globular insect that unless it forthwith pointed out tho way in which U,o lost cows had gone instant dett'i awaited it, and whnn did daddy-longlegs fail to raise one slender leg and in dicate, according to boyish belief, the direction the straying kine had p;or.e? And the devil's darning needle, that bi:: eyed thing that lived and prowled for nothing else than to sew your ears uji. and the magio eel skin tied round your leg, or neck, or arm, to keep the cramps away when you went in swimming, and the snake that swallowed its young, nr1 greatest of all, that vivified hair from a horse's tail, wriggling and gyrating in the roadside mud puddle, the horsehair snake. But science has stepped in and solemn ly and seriously said that these are all' myths. It is a shattering of idols, hut I fear that to science must be granted all it denies about them, except as to inn Ices wallowing their young. I have been an open mouthed and wide eyed witnesw of that interesting trick too often to let even profound scientists stand up and declare that it isn't so. I hold out a little, too, for the horse hair snake, for I have in my mind a cer tain vagrant horsehair that I once put in an oyster keg filled with rainwater, and either that horsehair in the course of a few weeks took on the semblance of life and form of a horsehair snake and kept it up all season in a bottle to which 1 transferred it, or else it disappeared, and the germ of what we supposed was a horsehair snake happened to lie in the water and developed thore. I have al ways insisted that I made a horsehair snake. I have heard many veracious persons declare that they have done the same thing, "But you are all wrong," says Nich olas Pike, the naturalist. "The horso'i:tir snake, or hairworm, is the Gorliua aquations, and it is common in most fresh water ponds and rivulets. Though no larger around than a coarse cottnn thread, they have two mouths, one on each side of the head. They lay scores and sometimes thousands of eggs. The eggs are deposited in strings, like a chain, on the sides of shallow ponds or creekB, and they are greedily swallowed by various aquatio insects. Then from the time the egg is hatched the first part of the worm's nutriment is spent as a parasite, absorbing nutriment from the body of its unlucky host. The largo water beetles are subject to these para sites. They have been found in a crick et They are graceful swimmers, bnt when taken from the water they twist themselves into such an intricate knot that it is almost impossible to unloose it They are called Gordius from this, the Oordian knot "I have no doubt that one reason why the idea of the horsehair snake has been propagated is from ignorant persons who have had various inseots in clear water watching them for study or curi osity. Knowing that thoy put in only certain live creatures, and some day finding these live worms, they were as tonished. The chances are that the worms were developed from a pot beetle that in its native pond made a feast on some ova of the Gordius, to be paid dearly for later when these batched." But there was no pet beetle or any other insect in my keg of rainwater. The horsehair went away, and the snake or worm appeared. I don't believe the horsehair ever swallowed any Gordius ova, I can't imagine any reason why a horsehair should turn into a snake or worm when kept in the water, bnt why not n horse's hair as well as a cow's hnir or a deer's hnir? Science hnd bettnr not toll any of the few old settlers of worth orn Pennsylvania or any other locality wbero the pioneers were fi-cuontIy their own tanners (that cow's hair and -deer's hair will not turn into worms nndr cer tain conditions or science will get a black eye. In the pioneer days, when a settler wanted leather for boots or shoes, it was not an uncommon thing for him to make a vat by hollowing out pine log, and using wood ashes instead of lime in removing the hair. When the hide was taken out of the vat it wonld be placed in a crwk to soak out the alkali. 1 have more than once heard the sons of such pioneers tell of finding carious worms swimming about these hides where they were lying in quiet pools. These worms were aliout twe inches long, somewhat thicker than .cow's hair, and always in various stages of de velopment from the hair as it esme off the hide, some being for a part of their length simrity hair, while the vest was the living worm, white and set iitrans parent. Borne would be still fast to the hide, but wiggling to get loose, when they -would swim about with a hair for a tail. These worms were never seen ex cept in the pools with the hides, either cow or deer. The more I think of these well Authenticated cow hnir woruns the more I am inclined to defy scleitne and hold nt for (the horsehair worm. New York Hun nogqnrto fines. Every summer the question about how to deal with mosquitoes or mosquito bites is presented by tunny correspond ents. Perhaps the fallowing counsel on the subject fromn Massachusetts paper may be useful: The best antidote for the bite of a mosquito undoubtedly is ammonia weak ened with a little water or salt and wa ter. Some people go so fur as to press the poison out of the bite with some small metal instrument like the point of a watch key before Applying the anti dote. This prevents the painful swell ing that sometimes occurs. As in othei cases, "one man's meat is another man', poison," and th same remedy will not apply to oil individuals. Some find cam phor most eflienctons, and salt and wa Ler will not avail. Ammonia, however, aeeins to be generally successful as a neutralizer of the mosquito poison. Where there are large quantities of the mosquitoes and no reason for their ap pearance is apparent it is well to look about the premises for something which attracts them. An uncovered barrel ol rainwater will bring them in hordes, and damp places and stagnant pools are pots where they delight to congregate. Cholern In Meeea. Not often in the holy but unclean city of Mecca has the cholera been more de structive than it is this year. The deaths from it, as stated in such reports as can be procured, range from 500 to 700 a day, without taking account of the mortality along the ways leading to the city. The cases must be numbered by the thou sand. We suppose that a large propor tion of the victims must be pilgrims, for the settled population of the place is but little over 40,000. The number of pil grims this year, especially from India and Persia, has been inordinately large. The ordinary sanitary laws are disre garded in Mecca as in other cities of the Mohammedan world. Anything like scientific treatment of the cholera is un known. The fatalistic believers regard a visitation of it as the decree of Allah. They are willing that it shall bring them death, if they but dio within view of the holy city or on the way thereto, as para dise is assured them. The cholera was in Mecca lost year. It is almost ns con stant there as it is in the delta of ths Ganges. It ofton rages fiercely there without approaching any part of Eu rope. New York Sun. Profits on t.lttle Keek Clams. Despite the prevailing depression in many lines of business, one industry in this section employs a large number of hands and is running overtime. It is that of gathering the delicious bivalves about the size of a silver dollar known as Little Neck clBms. The catch in this vicinity avorages nearly 100 barrels week, for which wholesale dealers in New York pay $8 to $10 a barrel. There are usually about 8,500 clamz in a barrel, but sometimes when they are running unusually small there may be 6,000. When a New Yorker enters a "swell" restaurant and pays 40 cents for seven or eight of those little bivalves, it can readily be seen that a barrel con taining 8,500. nnd costing about $10, will yield the proprietor something like 200. There is a market for Little Nocks all the year round, but it is difficult to catch them during the winter months. Norwalk (Conn.) Cor. New York Times. Didn't Hear of the War. Edie Hickam, an old negress, is the plaintiff in perhaps the most remarka ble case ever tried in the courts of tlfis county. She is an ex-slave and brought suit against her master, Joseph Hickam or this county, for 13 a month wages a family domestio for 84 years, during which time she cluims to have been kept in Ignorance of her emancipatida The suit was instituted here in 1889 for $1,400 and resulted in a judgment in her favor for $700. Defendant opifcalcd to the Kansas fjity court of appeals. which remanded the case to the circuit court of the county, which now renders a decision for the defendant ' A motion (or a new trial baa been filed, Boone- Tille Cor. St Louis Chronicle. NEW GREEN GOOD3 METHODS. Dimmed In feminine Attire, tho Hwlmller Litres Ills Vlr.tlniH. Accompanied by Police: C'otixtiihle Irv ing and a friend, a g'Oitli'timn whoso ac cent afforded indisptitublo evidence I lint heisofGermnn extawtion walked into the detective office last night and there related a most remarkable exfifimro which, he stated, had befallen him. His name Is Frank Hohlbein, he is the rep- renentatlve of a tan linrk company, liud in the register of tlie Red Lion hotel lie ha given his addreos as Dashwood, Out. His business has taken him all over tins country and the adjoining reemblie, and he has only recently returned from the outhern state. His story to the detectives is to the ffect that on Saturday evening, having nothing to do, he paid a visit to the xnusee on Yonge street When the per formance was over, he came out to the street and was bout to return to his hotel when he noticed a very plump, rather handsome young lady, who ap pears to have had power enough to charm him away from his origir.ul in tention to go home. Neither seems to have objected to the other's company, and, to make a long story short, the twe trolled away up the street arm In arm. Hohlbein is a stranger in the city, hits no knowledge at all of its geography,mii 1 4 therefore unable to now describe, except in very general terms, the route followed by him and his companion, but it is sufficient to know that at length they reached the outside of a house which .the ludy informed him was her home. With some hesitation he accepted un in vitation to enter and was ushered Inlo a room furnished In a very ordinary twny and containing, he noticed, a type writer. ' He was offered some ale. lr.it having declined to drink the lady drank eome for him. After some pleasant chatting his com panion stepped back, nnd rnisint; her hand lifted off her hat nnd wig, nnd to his intense amazement Hohlbein sew that he was in the presence not of woman, but of a man. Another twist ot the wrist, and the man bad removed it jacket, waist and skirt, and there he stood a young man in ordinary mule ttire. Hohlbein was at a loss to account foi this very strange metamorphosis mui grasped a revolver which he c inico with him, determined to defend himself should the occasion rise. The stra ta r. however, requested him to be calm itml at bis ease, as no harm would come to him. He then produced some samples of bills, which he handed to Hohlbein with tho request that the latter express an opinion as to what they were. "Green goodsl" said Hohlbein. "Right you arel" said the stranger, and he then and there offered him nil he wanted for 25 cents for each dollar's worth. "How much money have you?" he asked Hohlbein. The hitter produced his purse and showed his companion that there was nothing in it but some small change scarcely worth mention ing. This seemed to exasperate the oc cupant of the room, and with rather strong language he opened a door lead ing to the back yard and promptly evicted his guest. Hohlbein said he walked a long distance before he could find a street, and when he at last did so he hastened to his hotel. In the morn ing he related his experience to a friend, and the two interviewed Constable Irv ing, who went with them to the dotective office. The story is such a queer affair that it is diffionlt to come to any conclusion re garding it The man who tells it is said to be an honest, truthful and sober man, and those who know him place reliance on his word. Toronto Mail. Strange Gods of Ignorant People. There is a sect in Orissa, in the Bengal presidency, who worship Queen Victoria as their chief divinity. Colonel Graham discovered that her majesty was also an object of worship in the temple of the Phodonga-Lama, at Tumlong, in Thibet. A sect in the Punjab worshiped a deity whom they called Nikkal Sen. This Nikkal Sen was no other than the re doubted General Nicholson, and nothing that tho general could do or say dumped the enthusiasm of his adorers. M. du Chaillu tells that some of the African savages looked upon him as a superior being, and the South Sea islanders wor shiped Captain Cook as a deity. Even when tlioy hod killed him and cut him into small pieces the inhabitants of Owhy hee fully expected him to reappear and frequently asked what he wonld do to them on his return. Lander, in his Niger expedition, says that in most African towns and villages he was treated as a, demigod. Lord John Lawrence has been worshiped among the Sikhs in northwest India. Boston Globe, Lived oil Clk and Eagle Meat. Four lruutera were snowbound in ths mountains at tho headwaters of the Wynoochee rivor, Washington, for five weeks during February and port ot March. When the storm which snowed them up qame, they exhausted their stock of provisions and had killed 11 elk. They lost their game and wore three days without food when they killed an eagle. Later thoy found an elk power less in the deep snow. They lived on elk and eagle alone for over a month. The snow was 8 to IB feet deep, and they could not make any progress through it. Eventually they reached a doserted camp and found, an ax with which they split wood and made rude snpwjihoos, by means of which they' got back to civilization, lying maenin. An extraordinary kind of flying ma chine has been designed by Horatio Phil lips of Harrow, Lngland. In appear ance it might be compared to a long board on which are a pair of window blinds, so mounted that the shutters are nearly flat. The frame Is boat shaped in plan, 25 feet long and 8 feet wide. It is supported on three small wheels and carries a small compound engine work ing a screw propeller 8 feet in diameter. The sustainer, or wings, consist of a number of wooden blades or slats mounted one above the other in a steel frame. Each slat is 10 feet long and 1) inches wide, the combined surface of all the slats being 140 square feet The frame is placed in a vertical position and arranged transversely to the line of mo tion. The weight of the whole machine in working order is 860 pounds. It could not, of course, be allowed to soar away unfettered, as it is too small to carry any person to guide its flight It is therefore attached to a pillar by means of wires which confine its flight to a circular path 828 feet in circumference. When it is desired to operate the machine, steam is turned on and the propeller set to work. It has made 1J turns around the track without any of the wheels touching ground at a speed of 40 miles an hour, and this with enough dead load to bring the total weight up to 885 pounds. This is equal to lifting a load of about Si pounds per square foot of sustainer sur face when nil the conditions are taken into account New York Telegram. A "Cooling Off" Process at the Shore. The Bowery Is the favorite lair of the representative professional nnd business men of Coney Island and the mecca of all the "jays," as the visitors are termed who come down frpm the city to "cool off." Close observation of the habits of these "jays" reveals the fact that the popular method of "cooling off" is to pound with a large mallet in a vain at tempt to register some impossible num ber on a dial overhead, to blow into a "lung tester" until one is black in the face, to mount a yellow wooden giraffe nnd be swung around a "carousal" to the musio of a bronze steam organ, to drink bad beer and to listen to nil the unpopular aim sung by yellow haired si rens with the sea fog air in their throats. I had seen several thousand citizens engaged in this J'cooling off" process, which, by the way, frequently landed its votaries in whnt is known bs tho "cool er," before it occurred to me to inquire what mesmeric power led them to act in this manner. My researches brought me face to face with the representative Coney Island business and professional mon the worst band of fakirs that the world has ever seen. New York Cor. Boston Herald. Unostentatious Charity. William C. Todd of Atkinson, N. H., is a philanthropist wiso in his giving. The Boston Public Library Is $50,000 rich er for his generosity, and his largess is to be invested so as to secure a perma nent annual income of $3,000 to be ex pended in maintaining a newspaper read ing room in which papers from every largo city in tho world will be found. If it did not require a struggle to overcomo the temptation to found some weak in stitution bearing his name instead of burying his gift in a great organization already established, Mr. Todd is a man of loss than avorngo vanity. It wonld be hard to find an investment in the direc tion of popular education likely to bo more beneficial than this one. A read ing room makes littlo show. It is influ ential nevertheless. Now York Tribune. Canada's New Governor General Canada is to have a now governor gen eral in the person of Lord Aberdeen, one of the most brilliant and rising of the younger statesmen of Great Britain, Ho will be ably seconded by Lady Aberdeen, described by The Woman's Herald of London as one of the half dozen famous women of tho world one who believes in women as an active force in politics. "We should work side by Bide, men nnd women, each endeavoring to accomplish something, and thus make the world a little bettor than we found it" Canada stands with maple loaves in her hands to extend the heartiest of welcomes to the Earl and Countess of Aberdeen. Wives and Daughters. "By the Wish of nls Wife." It is generally belioved that the money which the Duke of Portland wins at rac ing is given to charity, according to the direction of the duchess, and the duke, not content with this, seems determined to hand down to postority a tribute to her wholesome influence. In the center gablo of the now fine almshouses lately erected on his Welbeck estato for the widows of those employed on it there is a stone with an engraved inscription setting forth that the buildings were "erected by the sixth Duke of Portland by the wish of his wife.' " Thereafter follow tho names of the successful race horseB and their victories. London Tit Bits. Death of "Mother Shlpton." Mother Shlpton is dead, or at any rate the real author of her famous prophecies is no more. In other words, the book selling world has to deplore the loss of Mr. Charles Hindley, who long ago con fessed to the innocent imposture. He wrote a good deal in one way or another, Eartly to the press and partly in books, ut Mother Shipton was his most fa mous achievement. He died at Brigh ton, where he used to carry on the busi ness of a bookseller. London Globe, Memories of 1871. On the Inst week in May each year the French socialists are accustomed to eel tbrato the "bloody week," which wit nessed tho downfall of the Paris cor mnne in 1871, the killing of 25,000 of f Inhabitants and t1-- -riling of rrt, others. As early If' . under tu tt ershlp of GambM-'-u. . the rnodor Republicans, a rti ' amnesty voted, with only if- ; stxexcepttt,.. to the participants ot tiiecommnnc. i Is significant also that many of the ran nicipal regulations which the commu nlsts demanded were afterward granted by the chamber of deputies. "Bloody week" began on Sunday, May 21, when the Versailles troops entered Paris by a breach in the fortification wall which the national guards had neg lected to defend. They came in by theJV Bois de Boulogne, and terrible street fights continued daily until on the fol lowing Sunday, May 28, Marshal Mc Mahon was in full possession of the city and declared the commune at an end. On May 28 the Versailles troops cap tured the Central Market halls and threatened General Bergeret, who was stationed at the Tuileries. He was forced to retiro, blowing up and burning the Tuileries ns he left, bnt managed to save the Louvre, '"bich some of his if lowers wished I ' to destroy. T fighting was mw'r done by nation guardsmen agRi-sr. heavy odds and suited in fearfu' lii.ughter; hence w week has obtained its name. New Toi '.i Herald. The Deucnn's Reputation Is Safe Lawyer French, who represents Pitts field id the legislature, passed around the other day among his fellow solons a card which he found on his table upon returning to his law office. He had left ' the card bearing two words "Return soon." During his absence a client had written underneath it, "This Is a d d lie." A second visitor to the office dur ing the interval had been a worthy dea con who had called to see Mr. French on church business, nnd apparently not noticing the hingnngo already Inscribed had added his own message and signed his nnnie. Fortunately Mr. French was able to distinguish between the two hnnd writings, nnd the deacon's standing remains secure. Springfield (Moss.) Homestead. Lord Sherbrooko. Lowe said that when he was minister f education n parent wonld sometime consult him about sending his son to public school. His invariable ansc was: "My advi'e" T)Udbe not to i him to a public t ; ..(. But if yon " bound to send'. a. your own put; ' school tuke Iii . i "j as soon as futf ble." I think it Talleyrand who said of the English public schools, "Elle sont les meillmircB du mondo, mats elles out detestablesl" London Spectator. How He Saved Them. When Captain Dutton of the Servia gave orders to go ahead at full speed after the collision with the McCallum, he probably thought of the experience of the Trave abont a year ago, when her bows cut sheer through a vessel which she struck on the ocean, and suffered scarcely any damage. But he bullded hotter than he knew. By his action he succeeded in saving every soul but one on board the ship which he ran down. The story of the suspension of the Mo Culluin on the prow of tire Servia long enough to enable her crew to be rescued reads like a page from a romance. New York Tribune. where Discipline Is Essential. It seems to us that wo have this year an inordinate number of reports of riot ous and obstreperous conduct on the part of students in institutions of learn ing, especially in colleges and academies, and even in seminaries for young wom en. Making due allowance for youthful frivolity, we take occasion to say that at all hazards order must be preserved among the students and discipline' en forced by the faculty of all educational institutions. When students are suf fered to override the rules set np by the faculty, it is to their own disadvantage; when professors fail to apply these rules, it is evidence of their incompeten cy! when an institution gots a name for disordcrlineos, it is on the road to ruin. Now York Sun. Can This Be Tract "No, sir, I'll not pay 85 cents for small sandwich and 50 cents more' -service. Th mply highway bery," said n "i ork man to the prietorof aC!..:-- restaurant "That, sir, ' y mlt to compan with a highw.'. - U." "Yes, yon lire right. If theroiwe any highway robbers, I would certajinl beg their pardon." Texas if tings. World's Fair Expenses For One Day. A Chicago man gives this schedule of prices for seeing the fair on 60 cents a day : Cottago Orovo avenue car, round trip io Admission fia Milk nt milk exhibit Free Frcsli rolls at yeast exhibit .....Free Butturail orackersat butter exhibit free Total ; m A man said to bo 75 years old has en tored as a student at Princeton collcgo. Ho had all his life been irnbuod with a dosire to have a college education, and a legacy hus at last placed him iu a posi tion to obtain one. Spain was a republlo for nearly two years (1808-70) under the presidency bt Einillo Castelar, but royalty was revived. Castolar has just announced his retire ment from publio life.