1 I. NEW YORK'S DIALECT. Atnnrd TtinnRh H I, It I TnniRht la the Public Nrtinnln. Ifnw mnny pcrfons know thnt New York city hn n dialect nil Us own, nnil one thnt it tiinintain in purity by teach. Injj it in the. public rhonlK? Many per nor. lrnve oommmitvd tn the. precision with which ft New Yorker rim opot n ItrnnRer the instant 1he otrnnifer tinder tnke to prononnco the mine of the. rin rtpnl streets in the town. Vo rnll it Broiulway, pmplmxiziitK the lust sylla ble very stroiiK'y. If niie:irs to be quite ft trick to ilo this, nrM it Is evidently nu unnatural pronunciation, fur we notice that the very jtrent majority of stran gers say Rroa-wn. Ho we sji'it thi tn on the intnnt ntul nsk them from what part of the country tin y hail, just to chow them that there ! somctliin about them that is not citvfi"l. unit to set them pnzzling about whether it is in the rimpo of their hat, nr thr? style of their hoes, or what it is. People from the south betray the fact by calling our Houston street 'Ilewston treet," lis that name is prononucecl from Texas to the Chesapeake, but we play M gtranpe a trick with another name, for we call Cix-nties slip "Qnincy slip." As no one wonld ilo that naturally, we detect strangers by that pronunciation. The name of Holx.ken is another that we triflo with, calling it Ilabbucken. But in ways anil bywords flther than these I can pick ont a New Yorker any where thnt he nni I may meet, whether it be in Boston or in the Rocky moun tains. 1 can do this by noticing how he pronounces the "nr" sound in such words as birth, bird, earth, heard, etc. All the rest of tho country pronounce those words burth. burd, urth and linnl. Not so tho New Yorker. Ilo is care fully taught to do so in nil the pub lic schools, ns well as by his parents at homo. The queer little twist that enters po largely intoonr Iuiixiiukc in marriiiKone of the cardinal sounds that compose it is thus expressed by our tongues; nr-viih is how we say earth, hur-yid is how we say bird. We say hur-yid for heard nil mnr-yid-der for murder. All of us who were born in New York have heard the public school teachers insisting upon this peculiar twist, commanding the pupils to put on the trademark as fight ing men once wore the coat of arms of their fendal mantel's. Most of ns, too, have heard nice, careful little girls on the way home from school correcting careless companions by insisting that "yon mussint say burd; you must say it nicely, bnr-yid." Of all the senseless and unmusical and bad things that are done to English that is one of the worst, because one expects to hear a language at its best in the greatest city of a country, and thither foreigners repair to study English and then perhaps to go back home and teach it with a whole lot of little tricks like that in their heads, to be solemnly taught and scattered, until no one knows where the mischief will end. Of courso I do not want the reader to understand that, very nice people murder tho language In these or any other ways, but the great masses of New Yorkers, those who get their learning in the public schools and whose tongues were trained in old New York homes of the middle class these are the victims of this most peculiar babit. Cor. Providence Journal. Rtooplng Shoulder. Apropos of round shoulders, I decided the other day as I sat in a great public gathering, drawn from all parts of the land, that what we need most is not more currency, or less taxes, or a new banking system, but a law to enforce sitting np straight. Take' 100 Americans men and women, and you could not find enough good shoulders among them to make up table at whist. This defect of car riage used to be thought peculiar to the . rural districts. It is not so. City peo ple show it less, but this is due to ths cunning of their tailors, and not to any virtue of their own. 1 am opposed to meddlesome legisla- ' tion, but I should welcome the appoint ment of officials who wonld go uljout and compel the populace to sit and stand erect, as the old worthies of the Pnritun meoting house compelled the congrega tion to keep awake. If such a statute were enacted, in two generations we would not know ourselves or rather onr descendants so great wonld be the improvement in health, physiquo and dignity. Kate i lews Washington, v Caramels and Constancy. In oue of the large confectionery stores on Chestnut street the girls who have been there a long time know most of the engaged couples in town, and can tell how long the sweet entanglement has been pending. They also are pretty well posted as to what engagements are brokeu. The reason is that one of the things the engaged young man is sup posed to do is to keep his fiancee sup plied with candy. Usually when a young man lets up on bis supply of candy it is a sign either of a misunder standing or that the wedding day is near at hand, for, strange to say, with the ! approach of the nuptial date the bride- ' groom elect generally gets economical in sweetmeats, possibly because he is saving up ror the bridal bouquet. Philadelphia Times. The University of Morocco. , Besides being a university of learning, the Kairouin of Morocco is also a cara vnusury and an iuu, in which are wel come to sleep and to rest all those who are so poor us not to be able to pay the small copper coin which the foudak keeper requires before shelter is given, and the foot that its doors are wide open and its hospitality granted without any restriction whutever is widely known throughout the empire. Fortnightly Review. Color VIlndneM Among Indians. Some years ago an examination by Or. Fox of 30 Indian boys resulted, he states, in the discovery that two wers color blind very low percentage when compared with the whites while none of the Indian girli was thns affected. Dnawmdj'. Meonihlne Vert. Ymr correspondent talked with United States marshal today who told of a moonshine still locnted in Walker county that has been running for yean and has made thousands of gallons of moonshine liquor, and it cannot be cap tured by officers, it makes no difference how mnny attempt it, Tho fact is the officers cannot get within two miles of the still. The still, he says, Mongs to a man named Dunwoody and Is nltnost Imper vious to attack. It is located in a most monntainons region of north Ocorgia, and ts only reached by a narrow path lending through huge ledges of rex'k known only to the operatives of t lie still. The still is in nn isolated cave, which is surrounded by inounti.ins of rocks. The old log still is inclosed by a high rock wall, built like a fort, with port holes in the same. Weapons and nmmn nition are kept within, so that one man conld defend himself ngainst the attacks of a dozen. To gunrd ngainst surprise the owner has cleared the timlier away for 100 yards around, so thnt no one can approach without being seen by some of the Inlvjrcrs. This still luis been running for years, and neither United States marshal nor revenue collector has ever attempted to cross these rocks to capture old Dun woody and his men. Raids are made every dayor so around these mountains, and some good hauls are made, but Dun woody, so my informant says, is never bothered. The revenue officer, on being asked if he ever expected to attack Dun woody, shook his head and said nothing. Atlanta Constitution. Snme New rnNtnfllres. Among the new ostoffiees given in "The Postal Guide." lire tho following: Alice, David. Louise and 1'niqne, Iowa; Clara nnd Rnpturo, Kansas; Anna, Bea trice, Coal, Cyclone, Gertie, Jennie, Lin nie, Mary, Nipp. Ilium, Susie and Wheel. Kentuckv: Elienewr. Louisinnn; Turkey, Maine; Ada, lVrtliunnd Zink. Maryland; Assinippi. Massachusetts; liicgs nnd Snny. Michigan: Kogn, Minnesota; Bur bara. Box, Chick, Eva. 1'inger, Lilian, Pnck. Voy and Zero, Mississippi; Clara, Job, Pepsin, luotp, Susanna and Ynttie. Missouri: Felx's. Kipp and Yemen, Montana; Smoot and Tonic, Nebraska; Pavement and Ruth. New York: Bessie, Blink, Dennis, Ella, Fnlp. Madge. Skyeo and Tin. North Carolina; Ma, Jump and Uno, Ohio; Moral and Turn, Oklahoma: Cloe and Swam, Pennsylvania: Cemetery, Let and Tag, Tennessee; Flo, Josie, Nigh, Nns, Res, Rip, Silos. Tanks and Word, Texas; Nails, Negro, Ann, Pat Store, Quick and Slusser, Virgidia: Hicumbotom, Nat, Patrick and Ruth. West Virginia; Edgar, Wisconsin, and Abbey and Suggs. Wyoming. Heaver Trapping In Washington. Trapping beaver inWallaWalla county is generally supposed to be a thing of the pnst. Yet on the lower Lonchet, 18 miles above the mouth of the Walla Walla river, the largest village of beaver dis covered for many a year is in existence. An old trapper saw their sign by acres of willow brush nnd trees being cut down by those intelligent animals to form their dams, and in a short timo he caught over 20. one of them weighing HI) pounds, the largest he ever knew of. The wuter in the village is fully 40 feet deep, and the dum is near the big slide where tho water has washed in tho bank, forming a cave. Trapping beuver was formerly a paying business, but they became so source that it was given up. Now by having been unmolested for so ninny years they have increased wonderfully. The site of the discovery was where the old Hudson bay trappers formerly caught immense quan tities, and several old dams are yet to be seen in the same vicinity. Walla Walla Statesman. Money Well Spent It has cost the state of Massachusetts more than $10,000 to carry on the work of the board of arbitration and concilia tion during the past year, but even with the partial success attained in averting strikes and settling disputes between em ployers and workmen this may be called money well spent. If there were nothing more gained thun the illustration of how these differences cun be settled without open warfare, it would be worth all this and much more. Intleed there is little doubt that many times the cost of the arbitration has been sa cd to industry by the prevention of strikes and lockouts. The acceptance of arbitration is coming slowly, but it is surely coming, and the day is not far distunt when it will be mode obligatory, and willingly so. upon all those who bold the relation of workmen and em ployers. Boston Commonwealth. , So More Stamping; Tlrkcta, The Pennsylvania company is about to discard the old method of stamping tickets with ink, and will now punch the the year and day clear through the ticket by means of powerful stencils. This is done to keep scalpers and others from altering the date nnd thus extending the limit of mileage books and excursion tickets. 'When one thinks of the thousands of speciul excursion tickets sold on July 4 and other occasions, the work devolving upon the ageut may be imagined. A pe culiar feature is tluit the mouth does not appear. Everything is reckoned in the days of the year 20th, 43d or itflst, as the case may lie. Following the day stamp is the final figure of the year, tt, which will remain until next January. New York Letter. Loaliiana'i Rice Crop. A Louisiuua man says that the rice crop of that state this year will be fully one-hulf of the entire crop of the United States. "The raising of rice," he says, "has worked wonders for the interest of our state. It has practically opened up a new industry in the agricultural line, and hundreds of fanners who thought their lands valueless when the cotton gave out now find themselves in a posi tion that will soon place them in one year where cotton could not put them la five. It is really the most lucrative of '"I au me new Industrie in the south. " New York Tribune. People Find That it is not wise to pxperiioi lit with cheap compounds purporting to be blood-purifiers, but which have no real medicinal value. To make use of nnv other tlinn the ill standard AY Kit's Sarsnpnrilhi- tin Superior lllood-piiriller Is simply to Invite lose of time, nionev, atnl health. If you are nlllicteii with Scrofula, Cntarrh, liheimiatisnt, Dyspepsi.i, Eczema, Untitling Sores, Tumors, or any oilier blood disease, be assured that It Pays to Use AVER'S Sarsapaiilla, and AYKK'S only. AYKK'S Sarsapaiilla can always be depended upon. It doe not vary. It is nl'vm the same in quality, quantity, nun cm . t. A i superior in combination, proportion, npp 'iirance, and in all that goes to build up the system weakened by disease nnd pain. It searches out nil impurities in the blood nml ex pels them by the natural channels. AVER'S Sarsaparilla IV-punM Iiy llr. .?. C Ayrr ft Co., l.ntl. . r ill. I li nil Driiirtflntii. l'rtre St; Alt Imttlr. Cures others, will cure you AUDITOR'S IMPORT ' U'lnsloir ToirnHhit for the mr mil Inn Ma rrh Vtth, ISM. I'oor I'iiihI. V. .1. Ito.NKii. Overseer. UK. Tonnioiiiit from eolleeiiir l,nn.t4s i o. i reus r.l, s; To ain't from (ioilfrev l.cltin-w K-l :tnnun Toll ml line HI In-t -i'l t It lil'li 1 . 110 I'.l Sl.is:i s4 If. lly fceeptmr pnnners S 210 :0 ' sel- Ices nnil cxpellM', 71 .VI " lell. f onleiM 14 " nieilli'ill nllcniltuii'c ;7.4 " hill pulil mi n. miitler... l.a.'tT 70 " other eiciises 21 1.1 " two yi'inV eniinrtl fee 'jam tmlani'c inv't :rl :i7 SI.IWS4 tl.lKIM Noah Svphiiit, Overseer. UK. To am't from t'nllector t inn no " " due at lust netllem'nl, IW72 " liHlnnee . Ill III S 21.1 HI fit. By keeping pimpcr f ITrini ' services 42 in 2I.MII John Waits. I'nlleclnr of I'ihh- I'timls. DK. Todiiiitlciiie .noo : " urn t due in liit scttlcm'tit, giinnii " " ailileil Mrci'iitiiire rt.Ml l.wi7;ti It. Hy Overseers receipts. 9I.10.14K " Sentcil tux returned IS SI " Kxoneruitiins 2.MH) .1 pet cent, mi I.Mi ;n IW47 " 2 4s 4 ttl " " " nlT II .17 " balance account .1711 ai I,kii7:ii fl,Ni7:ci Itoail I'linil. Amos Stuoi sk. Supervisor. int. Tonni'l from Duplicate seat ed l,4rt 40 To nm't from Duplicate un seated 14! at To nm't from Collector .Vts M7 ' Co. Treasurer,.. 4-.il .V) ' other souives, .. ;mi4? " " due to halaiice, XI 111 ri.oio hi (-R. By am't returned f 14.1 ss " " vouchers redi'enHMi . . .ri:i:fll " ' cltluens lalxir 1,4:mifli " ' time 2Sna " " ninietinl 27 HI " olherextMnses 27110 " Exonerations Mis " " paid A. T. Met 'lure,.. 1.1701 " council fee Ron " ' Co. Treiis. per cent,.. 11IK1 " " paid on new mail .W IO " " from last set I lenient, Wilt! K.DIONl f2,010 HI A. T. Mct'l.CHK, Supervisor. 11R. To am't from Duplicate seal ed $1.271 4(1 To am't from Collector 2.M 67 Co. Treasurer, per Kl rouse 1.101 Tonm't from ot tier sou rces,.. 2172 " balance 24 Ul OR. By am'f returned $12s(l ,r ' vouchers redeemed, 2a4ll " " . ritl-cim liilsir ssu K2 " " time unci expenses,.. 212 (HI " " material 411 :tt " other ex iienses Ill III " " Exonerations 2.1 Wl " " council fee ftuu M " paid on road con tracts 2.16 27 11, TV'S S John Waitk, Collector of mud funds. DR. To duplicate f 1,071 09 CH. By Supervisors receipts, Ira tit " tax returned 10 IK " Hrccntairu M.IH " exoneration IS LI " balance ttlttl 11,071 69 , W. J. Hn.i.is, 1 Tn os. Hutchison, V Auditors. AL. Mayhkw, LOOK 1 FOR THE Peoples Baroainsm Quick Sales and Small Profits. General stock of Ladies' and Gentlemen'B Furnishing Goods and Shoes. A. KATZEN, Proprietor. I want a jwiir of Drcns Shot's for Easter. A new hnimet don't look in pliicc, you know, unlm the feet are tlrt'HHi'd, too. Yon, nml llio children must liavo a now pair for Kastor, too. Where snail I buy mem ? Why at Hood's Shoo Storo, of courso. Tlioy have tho pi-oiliest Di'CFH Shoen for nion ami ladies at 2.50 :.()() and 8M.r0 1 over saw. I never saw an equal for thoir shoo, and have bought many shoos in my time. They display their goods and prices, and are not afraid to show their prices. If you want good wearing, neat looking and com fortable fooling shoes, go where I do, to HKKD'S SIIOK KTOKK. Mrs. A Terrle ON MAIN STREET, Which will open tho eyes of the public and upon investigation they will discover that Messrs. HlQli & steep Prices on Gents' Furnishing Goods were Stabbed to the Heart ! So that everybody will have a fair chance to buy,espocially the man who earns his daily bread by the "sweat of his brow." Low Prices and Good Goods Can always bo found at our storo, and no trouble to show you everything. We have the finest selection of cloth for SPRING SUITS in this section of the country and fl Periect Fit Guaranteed. Don't pass by without stopping to see the new World's Kalr -- Neck: Scarfs. They are certainly a novelty in all colors. Rcspcc tii illy, BOLGBR BROS., OrlQlnators ot the Small Profit Sustem. Just in THE ' CLEAN- ' LINESS OF iMnffifjSaM CINDERELLA I ZLl""""' " LESSENS 'Jy- LAnoit Pi AND ' I THEIH I ECONOMY I tj SAVES K. :r":-' ' you ', MONEY. Z,r V CALL wir.:iii.li JZ ' 1 AND SEE . m$f$ ' I OUIl I Jp'- 1 stoves In fact anything you may desire In our line will be found in our mammoth Btore. The Reynoldsville Hardware Co. U. R. Right. GriD Season ! IT WILL PAY YOU TO EXAMINE OUR LINE OF STOVES BEFORE 11UYINO ELSEWHERE A3 WE CARRY THE LARGEST AND II EST LINE IN THE COUNTY. ' J. S. MORROW, HF.ALF.1l IN Dry Goods, Notions, Boots, and Shoes, Fresh Groceries Flour and Feed. C.OODS DELIVERED FREE. OPKKA HOUSE BLOCK HeynoMsville, Pa. $100.00 cm mr r This is no Lottery Scheme, but a donation of $100 to my customers. I will give you a Ten Cent Money Order with each two dollars' worth of goods pur chased at my store, and when ten of those money orders i are presented dv any one per- son I will cash them, paying $1.00 in silver or currency for them or when you buy $1.00, or more, worth of goods at one time I will ae- copt them as so much cash towards paying for same. , I want everybody to avail themselves of this oiTer. Yes, this is the place to Save you money ! BUY FOR CASH, SELL FOR CASH, . at prices surprising to every New York RACKET STORE, REYNOLDSVILLE, PA. SWAB BROS. (Su .censors to McKoe & Warnlck,) DEALERS IN GROCERIES, FLOUR, ' FEED, CANNED GOODS, r- TEAS, ( . COFFEES, AKP ALL KIKPS OF FARM PRODUCE, FRUITS, CONFECTIONERY, TOHACCO AND CIGARS. We earru a complete and frexh Hue of Urwerle. (Jowl dellveretl free any place In town. (live uh a fair trUtf. Swab Bros., Cor. Slain and 5th SU 4 JO