o Th tMTgrtk Tunnel In th. Iforlrl, A ttinnpl the longrat lu (lie world has been projected and Ik-riiii, nrnrtl cnlly, nnder Blmrilon, to uppr.plo the faiiioim ronil over the mountain con itrurteil by Nftpolenn. The "route of the Himplon" is thirty-eight miles In length; the tunnel will he n triflu Ipk thnn twelve mllp end f Imlf. Tho TBion road Is 0,5113 feet nlxive tho wa level, ie twenty-five or thirty feet wliln, cromesCll bridge end pnsnee tlironli severiil tunnel. It tiikea eight or nine hours to cross the mountain by tho wiroii road; the tunnel rati bo traversed in tliree-qnnrti'isof 11 it hour.. The power to run the ilritle, light I lie werliing and ventilate tho tnnnel Is to be derived from the Hirer Marsn. The post i enli niated nt nlioiit $1,210,000 n nUU. Chi cago Tribiino. A Cnrlmir. ffitprnttltlnn In ftornro. The l!ritili consnl.ir agent in north Borneo ays that on the wi st must sev eral ppolo have been veriously hurt by trying to fly out of coroannt trees, and In sonio districts the paddy planting sea ion has been nllowed to pass without planting the crop. That is dun to a curious superstition about a forthcom ing general jubilee when everything may lie left to take care of itself, when paddy will spring up of its own accord, and people get wings nnd fly through the air. Emulntlng tit Wild Wnt, A boy at Ilinghmnton, N. V lassoed a cow on Friday, in emulation of per formances witnessed nt a wild west show. The nniinnl became frightened and dashed down the street, dragging the boy nfter her. Deforo the cow could be caught the lad was terribly mangled, and died after several hours' suffering. The Clputilj I.n:tf!. Contrary to tho nxtul supposition, cockroaches are quite cleanly and de voto n great deal of lime to the toilet. It is an interesting Miit to watch a cro ton bug carefully cleaning first its an tenna) anil then its le(.;s by p.is-ing tlieui through its multiple uumhu parU). Pro fessor Riley. The KITptit of n I'oioiTnr Kong. A Louisville dairyman began singing "Ta-rik-ru U om-de-ay" on h'ridny morn ing and could not bu persuadeil to stop. For two days und nights he continued to sing the song, nnd when his friends could stand it no longer they had him arrested, charged witli lunacy. On every other subject be is rational. French and German Politeness. In England, as the titles of nobility are limited and cannot be usurped by fictitious characters without detection, they confer a degree of consideration upon the possessor far superior to what Is observed in foreign countries, where they are abundant to an extreme and where every needy adventurer can as sume them. A German baron, iu de rision, on a race course a few days since observed to a French marquis that the title of marquis was very common iu France, "I," added he, "have a marquis in my kitchen." "And I," retorted the Frenchman, who folt insulted, "have German baron in my stable." This repartee was particularly happy, it being well known that German grooms are us common out of their country as are French cooks. It affords a just lesson, too, against the folly as well as rude ness of all national reflections. Maga sine Journal. Sport for the Mob. The most laughable thing I have seen lately was the discovery of a new kind of game by lively young setter dog. It was in a large dry goods store where cash is sent to the desk in littlo boxes whirring along on slender rails. The dog was following his pretty mistress sedately enough, when he beard the found and saw the swift flight of the at the cash box. Be thought it was a bird, and tore np and down the aisle after it, scattering the crowd and amus ing everybody in sight. As he would not be convinced of his illusion, he had to be removed forcibly from what he probably thought the best hunting ground he had ever struck. Kate Field's Washington. An Idea of Ileaven, On one occasion the leader of talk started the subject of the generally pre vailing ideas about hoaven. After the usvjal hit at the ruuteriulistio viows of the, Mohammedan, he turned to an American gentleman at the table and asked what were his notion on the sub ject? The Yankee, with his slow, nasal accent and cool manner com ' manding attention, replied, "Waal my notion of heaven is that of a quiet, green place, without money and without prioe." Mrs. Anthony Cross in Temple Bar. , t No Head for Bn.lneu. Mose Schaumburg, Jr. Vader, a shen tlemans vants to know if dot unBhrtnko ble undershirt don't shrink a leedle any vay. - Mose Schaumburg, Sr. Does dot shirt fit him? "No; it vaa choost little too pig." "Of course it vill shrink. Vy don't yon have some head for pishness." Texas Sifting. Sword fishing. - The sword flah live from five to ten hoars after it is harpooned, and at any time in that period he is a dangerous customer for the fisherman. Indeed swordfUhing is one of the most danger ous as well a most exciting of ail th variety of enterprises pursued by our fishermen. Lewis ton Journal. A Toothful Sculptor. Julia Bracken, who ha received the commission to execute the figure repre senting "Illinois Welcoming the Na tions," is considered the best of all Sculptor Taft's assistants. She is but little more than twenty years of age. Potato rot is caused by a minute par site, which is so small that a colony numbering 300 individual can Iff in Caoe smaller thaa pin's bead. Where the English PneU Are Hurled Of Shakespeare Westminster abbey contains only a monument. His bones, as everybody knows, rest at Stratford-upon-Avon, and Milton Is honored only by a bust. The author of "Paradise Lost" Is buried in the Church of St. Giles, Crlpplegate, and there is no reason to doubt that the dean and chapter of bis day would have refused him the rightof sepulture in the abbey when he died had it lieen then asked for. Kven so late ns tho beginning of the Eighteenth century the phrase, "second to Milton alone," which bad lieen proposed as an epitnph for the poet Phillips, was "ruled out" by Ilean Sprat, who reiragled the name of Milton ns too delesti'ile to nppear in it building dedicated to religion. Thirty years later not only Milton's iaino but the bust to bis memory was admitted, although the accompanying inscription wns not of a felicitous char acter. Byron was actually refused burial in t ie abbey; Goldsmith lies in the precincts of the temple; Gray wns burled ill the country churchyard, that at Stoke Poges, near Slough, iu which he wrotn his Immortal "Elegy;" and of more modern bards Wordsworth, Ten nyson's immediate predecessor In the laureateship, is buried "by Kotha's stream" iu Grasmere churchyard, while the heart of Shelley nnd the body of Rents are Interred In a Protestant ceme tery at Koine. Posterity is the only sure judge of poetical renown, and who can doubt that were Keats and Shelley to die now they would as a matter of course lie accorded a place where Browning and Tennyson lie. It is a safe predic tion, however, that our descendants will not hold us of the Nineteenth century to blame for admitting into the poets' cor ner tho remains of tho author of "Morte d'Arthur" and "In Memoriain." Lon don Tulegrnph. "lining" Knroio. "Tourists do say funny things yet," raid a young woman just borne from Europe, "though I feared 1 shouldn't hear any of them. Two women wert landing before a tapestry In a church, nnd as 1 approached one of them said to the other? 'Got your notebook, Hannah? Put down (consulting her catalogue) tapestry of St. Agnes;" ' then, studying the pictnro liefore her, she summed it up: 'Girl on a bench, sheep In the fore ground,' and the two moved on withou a second look." New York Times. Teaching Dancing. In some of the private schools of the city teaching the minuet is a part of the course of physical cultnre. Skirt danc ing will be an easy translation from this, and it may expected to be included In the course shortly. New York Times. 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