IT ItKYXOLDSVILLK, PENN'A., WEDNESDAY SKI'TEM HER 215, 18112. NUJIDER 21. VOLl'MB 1. r ) I ' JttiecClUtttCOUe. 1 MITCH KLL, ATT( K X K Y-AT-LA V. Office nn Wcl Main ttet, npixlle the I'oniiiii'iriiil Hotel. UeyiHiltlsvllle. I'm. JJUTK K. HOOVKll. JlKYNOLnsYIU.K.l'A. KeslileM ilentM. lit VinlMlmr neiir Mi'tlm ilIM I'lmn'li, nppiislte Arnold Mm-k. licit! le nes In iiperutlnir. ftctrU. JJOTKL McCOXNKLL, RKYNOLOSYILLK. PA. FJtAXKJ. It LACK, V.pnrfm-. The leiiilltiK hotel of the town. Ilciuhtiiir ters fur i'iiniineii'lil men. Stctim heul, free 1m, lnilli rininit iiml i-liwetH nn every IIimiv, ll in )h- rimms, lilllllllil Iimihi, telephone Cim-mi-UoiiH, .Vi J()TKLTrKLXAP, REY NOLDS VI LLK. PA. O It EES f ( 'O.XS E It, PmprMmv. First i'Iiimi Inevcry partli-uliir. I.m iiti'il In Ihe very i-enlre of 111. Ini-.lin-i-.piir! of town. Free 'litis to tmil from Iriiln- 11 rid i-oniniiwlloiis wimple room for riminii-ii-tiil ii-iivi-Iit. mkuu'an hotkl. nkookviixk. pa. ; i rj'i.xa ro.x it' Lo.xn, ;v".-. j Omnllm. 1o mill from nil train. F.iiropi-nn ' iiMt ii ii rn nt . IIoiim lirnii'il utiil liKliii'il ! I utlM. Mot Mill colli tvnter. Western I'nlon Ti'lcirriiph olllee In tmllillinr. Tim Imli'l Is titled with till the iiiiKlein I'linvciilciircs. I OM M KKl 'IAL 1H )T KL. BROOKVILLK. PA.. J AS. If. CLOVE It, VioftUtu,: Hiimple rooms on the proum! floor, House licnted by natural oi.s. Omnibus to and from all trains. UFKALO. RlKHKSTKH & PITTS BURG RAILWAY. The short llnu between DttltolH, Hidtfwiiy, Bradford, hiiliitiiiiiieu, Itiiltulo, KiM-hester, Minritrii Falls and points In the upper oil li'Klon. On and nfter May 32d. IM2. passi'ii trer tmliw will iirrlvi" and depart from Fulls I'reek Htatlon. dally, except hiinday, iih fol lows: 7ilO A. M. Hradford Acromniofliitlon For points North hi'tween Full Civek and llriiilfonl. 7:1,') u. in. nil .veil train for I'unXMitnwni'V. 10:.iA.M. Iluilalotind Hochester mull For rlrockwnyvllle, llilifviiy..lohiiMiliirtr,Mt. Jewell, Ilradford. Hthiliililii-ii, iliitlulo and Ittvhi-stci". ronniH'llliK lit .lohiiHohhiiru villi I'. Ik K. train II. for W'llrox, kani', Witi-ren, t'orry and Krli 10:A5 A. M. Ari-omtnoilitlton For Ihillols, Sykcs, llltfldin and I'tiiiXMJtiiwiify. 1:24 I'. M.-Ilinilforil AiTominoiliiiion For lleivhti-ce, Urorkwny vllle, F.lliiioiit, Ctir inon, KlilLrwuy. .ioliiiHonliut'):, Mt. .lev.'ett niul Ifriulrnril. 4:it I'. M. .Mail For DuHi.N, Syki-s, lll Ituri, FiitiXMiuawiii'V and WnlMiui. TA P.M. AiToniiniHlailon For lluHols.Hlj; Hun and I'iiii r.ut n win' v. Trnlim Arrlvi- 7: A. M Ai'i'oniniodutlon l'iiiixiilni'.vi ln:ui A.M. .Mall froniVViil Nton and I'un.xsiiiiiwni'y; M:.Vl A. M.. Ai' I'oninioilatloii from itrndforil; l:'in I. Sl Ari'oinniiHlat Ion from I'liuxsutawnry: 4:.U P.M., .Mail from lliitlalo nml Kofli(.st.r; 7:.Yi I. M., Ai'i'omniiMliitlon from Itradford. Thousand milu tli'ki'tH at two cents ht mllo. irood for insHiii;i. hctwi-i'ii all HtatloiiM. J. II. Mcl NTVHK, Atfcnt. Falls I'lvek, I'a. CiKO. V. HaIITI.KTT. K. ('. I.AI'KV, Ciiincral Hupt. (ien. I'ns. Awnt Kmdford, Pa. Kcs'licslcr, N. Y. LLHC JHEX Y VALLEY RAILWAY (COMPANY commom.'lnj; Sundiiv July 10, 18112. Low Uriuio Uivision. EAHTWAHD. HTATUINH. No. l.NO.ft.Nl). U 101 A. M.I 10 441; P. M. 1 ted Hank IjHWHonham.... New Hethlehem Oak ItlilKt! Mlllvlllii MayMvllle Hiirnmervllle ... lirookvillo Fuller Keynoldsvillo .. 'Klicoast Falls Creek Du Hols PnlHila 'Ititernhui'll ... I'entleld Tyler Ciien Fisher Honeseltu tJriuit Driftwood 4 HU III 'v4! II 3S! II :iv 4 44 (I 2ft Jl 211 ft : II id, II 4:1 13 115 12 2. 12 4:i I mil II 14 ift 11 :i4 H Ml t r.i t 1; 41 rH 7 07 7 02 7 10 10 M 1 1 4:1 1 5,1 7 7 11 ta I 4ft 7 '.II 7 4ii 2 (II 2 II i 22 7 4 ft1 7 M N Ui N IB 2 :m 2 .Ml a 211 h :til a on V. u. A. M A. M.I P. M. KSTWAUI). HTATIONH. No.2 No.tl Noll) llNI 1)0 A. M. A. M. P. H. P. II. p. II Prlftwood 10 in a Oram Ill 40 7 0s. HeneMitto 10 M 7 21 (ilen Usher II (is 7 41 Tyler n 10 7 Vi VenHeld 11 211 S 07 Wlntnrlmrn .... 11 lift H 111 Hnlmlii H 4; 8 27 I'uHuis 12 00 7 on h 4:1 13 on s ao l-ttllsCreek 117 7 10 H 61 12 1ft (40 l'ancoiiHt, 1M 7 20 HftU Key uoldNVlllo . . 1 42 7 HO RIM Fuller 1 AH 7 4U 0 2ft Rronkvllln til H It tl 4ft Hummervllle.... t m MHO Maysvllle X IW 8 Al Mlllvllle a 02 Iti OukKidiie KM r) Ml New Uetlilehem 8 1ft 9 10 Lawnonlmm 8 47 a 4ft UediJuuk 4 00 10 00 A. M. A. M P. M. A. M. P. V. Trains dully except Sunday. DANID MOCABOO, Obm'i,. Pppt., JA8. P. ANDERHON, Okh'i.. PAStAo!'1'' auburn, Pa DO YOU NEED A NEW ATTIRE? If ao, and you want a (food fitting and well made suit at a reasonable figure you will re ceive same by placing your order with J. C. Froehlich, TUB AUTISTIC TAILOR, Next door to Hotel MoConnell, UEYKOLDttVILLE, PA. A PAIR OF SILK ST0CKING3. Hie Fnperlenro of n Fnnil Ilrother Wlm AVantnl tit Surprise Ills Sinter. For weeks I had la-en puzzling ovrr n cjnimenopmpiit pift for my siitcr, wlio wan soon to KVitilnnto, when n letter from my mother miulo 1110 th-cldo upr.n n pnir of silk utockitiRs. Tho thought thnt I should hnve nny trotihlo in Imyitrf ft pair of Bilk utockitiRs never crossed tny mind, nnd it wnn with a feeling of confidenco thnt I entered ono of tho largest dry goods honses in the city. A floorwnlker inquired what I wanted, Bnd directed mo to the "third counter to tho left, down four rows," nnd waved his hand in a general way. After some wandering I found the "third counter to the left, down four rows," nnd to tho yonng man who presided behind it said that I wanted to see some stockings. "Yes, sir; yon mean socks." "No, silk stockings," said I, nnd I felt thnt the suggestion of n blush wns hang ing on my manly brow. "It's socks, sin socks, sir," reitornted the clerk. "But I want tln ui for a lady," nnd ns I said these words I grew red. The clerk looked nt me nnd then said: "II-m-m oh, yes! Fourth counter to tho right, down two rows." It wns n young lady who stood behind this counter, nnd she maintained n stouv silence until I nsked her to show me some silk stockings. "White or colored?" "Why, 1 liudift thought of that! Which would you suggest?" But this question seemed to freeze her, for sin ngnin relapsed into silence. "Which is the fashionable color for ladies?" I went on, bound to treat the matter ns 11 mere business transaction. "I mean, do young ladies usually wear colored stockings?" This seemed to make matters worso, for tho young woman glared nt me. I thought tha. perhaps I had niacin, a mis take about color, and so I continued: "Well, after all, I guess white will do. Just wrap mo up a pair of your best white silk stockings." "Will you have clocks?" she deigned to ask. "No, not clocks stockings," and I looked at her in blank amnzement. "I mean, will yon have them clocked or not clocked?" Now I hadn't the ghost of nn ide i what sho was driving at, but didn't in tend to coni .ss my ignorance. A brigh. idea struck me. "If von were btivinn j them for yourself, which would yon I prefer?" ! "Whnt?" ! "I mean, if if you were 1110, which j would yon prefer?" The look in her eyes I interpreted to mean, "Oo no further, sir; I regnrd your remarks ns offensively personal." So I went 110 fur her mid said I would take them without clocks. My sister had a watch, and she could get along very well with that. "What size?" wns the young woman's next inquiry. "Oh, the usual size for young ladies," aid 1. "Yon must be more exact, sir," she said. "Well, she thnt is, tho person who is to have these stockings is about five feet high. Oh, she is just the size of most young ladies. She is no larger than yon are. Now, what size do you think she'd wear?"' "Sir, I don't know." But I am not going on with this pain ful narration. All men who have been in the same fix will appreciate tny feel ings. At length, however, I could stand it no longer, nnd I blurted out that I wanted a pair of silk stockings for my sister ns a commencement gift, thnt I was willing to pay for them, but I didn't know anything about buying them. Then the young woman relented and in her sweetest voico suggested she wrap up a pair of of tho best stockings, ami that I write to my sister that if they didn't fit she could exchange thorn. This I did, but the sun will rise in the west before I buy nny woman's stockings again. Cor. New York Recorder. Careless and Too Careful Writer. "I've read," said an editor, and it was a painstaking woman editor who said it, "hundreds of rolled manuscripts, and I never yet have fonnd one that I cared to print. I have decided that the stupid ity which rolls a manuscript cannot pro duce anything worth reading. It is uch short sighted policy, too, for the rolled manuscript once read is hopeless ly mussed, nnd must be recopled before being presented to another editor. Late ly I have had one or two manuscripts sent to me with a new scheme for edi torial misery. Each page of the article is folded separately, necessitating a care ful rearrangement of the whole thirty or forty sheets before they can be read, and this notwithstanding the copious information and suggestion which U constantly being printed for the benefit of writera.'' Her Point of View in New York Times. Deserted at the End. William the Conqueror was a man of very gross habit of body, and at the siege of Mantes was hurt by the rearing of his hone, the pommel of the saddle striking the king in the abdomen and causing injuries from which he died in a few day. Before his death he was deserted by all his attendants, who stole and carried off even the coverings of the bed on which he lay. The body re mained on the floor of the room in which the king died for two days before it was buried by charitable monks from a neighboring monastery, St, Louis Olobe-Democrat. MRlitlnn tho IliirtlinliU Miitun. It wns nhvays intended that the stntno of Liberty in New York harbor should serve more tli:m 11 sentimental purpose, nnd while lieini; 11 In neim of liberty nlso lie a light hnn: of vnluo to mariners. For sueli n tmlul purpose, however, tho statue Iiiim been 11 failure. Some time ngo Major Heap, of the Higineer corps of the nrmy, wns asked lo design n method by which tho stnttm could bo properly lighted, nnd therefore servo tho utilitarian purpose ns well ns the sentimental. Major Heap has just reported to tho lighthouse board, nnd proposed thnt the present lights of nbout 2,000-candle power be so treated that a belt of flame shnll be seen instead of the small portion, ns at present. "The effect I desire to produce." says Major Henp, "is a powerful white light In thefocal plane, and n beam of colored light seen by reflection from the haze or Just in tho air, so that tho general ap pearance shall bo somewhat like a flame." In the head of the statue, over the forehead, is a coronet consisting of twenty-five windows. In front of each window Mnjor Heap proposes to place two 100-candlc power incandescent lamps, protected from tho weather in glazed lanterns, tho backs of which shnll be reflectors. At present the statue, owlntr to its dnrk color, is invisible nt night, as t!io reflected light from the lumps in the salients of the fort is too feeblo to bo seen at any distance. To partially over come this Major Heap proposes to place nn nro light of 2,000-cnndle power un der the balcony of the torch, with n re flector throwing the light directly on the head. This beam of light will bo so powerful nnd will bo so near tho head that tho latter will probably bo visible to vessels passing closo to tho statue. Harper's Weekly. Inland Sold to a Syndicate. The Isles of Shoals, eight miles off Portsmouth, N. H., have been sold to a Boston syndicate. Tho price, which is 1530,000 for islnnds and tho hotel build ings, hns been gnnrnnteed, nnd the transfer will be immediately tnnde in order thnt contemplated improvements may be completed for next season's busi ness. C. D. Wninwright, banker, of Boston, has managed tho deal, which will result, ns soon ai necessary prelim inaries are perfected, in the trnnsfer of the entire interest of the Messrs. Leigh ton. The purchase takes in every one of thisgronpof islnnds viz., Appledore. Smutty Nose, Cedar, Duck nnd Malaga within the Maine bounibiry, and Star, White, Londoner's nnd Seavey's in the Now Hampshire division. The sale is without reservation. One of the new features for both Ap pledore and Star islands is to be the in troduction of electricity ns a potent factor, nnd nn electric railway i to en circle both inles. Appledore is 8 miles around, and the railway nronnd this island will connect with one around both Star and Smutty Nose, distance 8J miles, making the total distance seven miles. The motive power plant is to bo on Appledore and through cables. By this plant both the isles are to be finely lighted. Mnnchestcr (N. H.) Union. The Glory of Kaney Hnnkn. An evening contemporary finds "relief to the vulgarity of the announcement that Nancy Hanks has out trotted all the trotters of the Jand" in tho Cnct that tho mare "is owned now by a Boston man who is not resj i iisiblo for her name." It is hard to ivo where "vul garity" enters into tho announcement of tho great achievement of tlii mare. The original Nancy Hanks was a brave and good woman, nnd the mother of a presi dent. Her memory is revived by the siieed of a good and bravo innre. A good woman is tho noblest of oil crea tures, nnd next to her, i:i tho estimation of thousands, is a good horse. If the nnmcsnkeof tho western woman were condemned to tho dreary circle of a Ijrickyard or controlled in ber mo tions by the bell of a horse cur, then weuld there be the vulgnrity Wiat ap proaches ignominy, but to be Urns hon ored in the history of trotting it a glory that is not enhanced reven by Boston ownership. Boston Journal. Mo Perfect Flg-ure la Chicago. It is reported that one of the artists on the exhibition buildings is in a quan dary. He wishes to paint the figure of a (physically) perfect human being on one of the ceilings and cannot find a model. But why should he want one? He will not discover perfection in humanity, and if he has in his mind's eye the ideal of the perfection he wishes to represent he ought to be able to de lineate it "al fresco." That is what the artists of the world and their admirers have called "creation," to distinguish it from the more servile work of merely copying what is set before them. Thia particular artist may be justified by the code of the profession, and yet it may be regarded as a pity that he cannot rise above the recognised necessity and dis pense with the menial pose. Chicago Tribune. Typographical Error. American authors, no less than Eng lish, sometimes suffer for the sins of the printer. A line of Mr. Aldrich's, which originally read, "A potent medi cine for gods and men," was misprinted "A patent mediuine,"i etc. And Mr. Aldrich's equanimity was upset on an other occasion because in a serious mood he wrote in one of his poems, "Now the old wonnds break out afresh," and was horrified to read that he had said "Now the old woman breaks out afresh." New York Tribune. Testing Diamonds In Tndln. Tho Hindoos distinguish diamonds ac cording to their color. The white rank first and are cnlled Brahmins, the yel low nro known as Kshntris, the dusky as Vaishyns nnd the flawed stones ns Sudras. The diamond dealers nro chiefly Marwnroes a race who nro tho chief bankers nnd money lenders in India. These men nre perfectly ncquainted with tho phosphorescent nnd electric qualities of the diamond, nnd they are also aware of tho extremo uniformity of its specific gravity. A boiling solution of some snltof zinc, cnlled by the natives "Tntenagnm has pam," which solution has a specific gravity of 8.5, is used for the weight test. Into this solution the stones sub mitted for examination are thrown. Those that float nro rejected as not be ing diamonds, the Marwarees knowing that tho diamond has a specific gravity of 8.C2. The stones that sink nre then exam ined. The lnrger pieces are rubbed with a silk handkerchief to excite their elec tric properties and held near light sub stances, as small pieces of tissue paper. Diamonds thus rubbed readily attract light Bubstnnces. Tho phosphorescent qualities nre brought out by exposure ol tho stones to sunlight, nnd then taking them into 11 dnrk room, whero tho dia monds give of a gleaming light. C'nt stones which have been tested ns nbovo nre then examined by boys es pecially trained, who sort them accord ing to their color nnd Haws, nnd it is very seldom that these youngsters tnnke a mistake, so sharp tiro their ryes in de tecting flaws nnd shades of color. The appraisement according to sizo is finally mndo by the seniors. Mining nnd En gineering. A Curious Property of Witter. Many simple experiments show that tho surface of water possesses a property which causes it to resist the passage of bodies either from above or below. This is truo not only of sonpy water, bnt of the clearest and purest water ns well. A sheet of fine gauze tends to float, because its weight being widely distributed each of the numerous separate wires is re sisted by thi surface film so thnt the wnter cannot readily pass through the meshes. Insects and plants utilize this fact in many interesting ways. Some wnter plants, whose leaves float on tho water, have a very simple contrivance to keep the upper surfaces of the leaves dry. This consists of a great number of mi nute hairs covering the tups of the leaves. Wnter cannot penetrate among these hairs even when the leaves ars forced down beneath the surface. The little rafts of eggs that gnats set ailoat on the wnter nro kept from sink ing and from being upset through this same principle. The tiuy eggs have their points nil upward, and they nro glued together so closely that, while there is open space all around the point of each egg, yet the width of these spuces is so slight that water cannot readily pass through. You may again and again upset such an egg raft, but it will right itself every time nnd the tipper urfnce will remain dry. Youth's Companion. tine Must Tie Careful. Out must bo careful about using (be English language in this day of literal meaning, when the veriest neophyte of a society wi er dare not use tho plirase, "The bride entered tho church on the arm of her father," or "His eyes fol lowed her around tho room," because some humorist has illustrated them real istically. This was recalled to my inind jvster day when I entered a Woodwnrd avenue boolt store, where a grave gentleman pre sides, nnd nsked him if he bnd a "pretty child's book." "Blond or brunette?" he Inquired. 'Jh-hP I stiumnered. ".Why do you ask that?" "I suppose yon want the book to har monize, or you would not have told me the child wns pretty." I saw wherein I had erred, but had my revengo, for the first thing I read in the book he handed me was this phrase, "Ellon burst into tears." "Here," I said, "I don't want my her oine in pieces please give mo a whole one," and I called his attention to the remarkable physiological fact. Detroit Free Press. A Wealthy Squatter. James Tyson, the richest squatter in Australia, was originally a coachman. He saved a little money and invested in stock, which turning out profitably left him the possessor of 500. With this sum, not a large one for the pur pose, he began grazing, and as he worked hard and scarcely spent any thing in a few years he counted his wealth by many figures. He started on fifteen shillings a week, and today he is worth over 8,000,000 and owns more sheep and cattle than any other two squatters in the world. London Tit Bits. Paper la Core. Paper manufacture is one of the chief industries in Cores. The paper is made in the most primitive manner from the bark of a tree which is indigenous to tha country and which is closely allied to the mulberry. Chicago Herald. Driven ta It. Twitter What's this I hear about your falling iu love with a girl at your boarding house? Jack Birdaall I had to do something; and X heard that love took away one's appetite. New York Herald. Krudltlon Herved nt !lnncr. a dinner pnrty given at Oeorge At Crum's rond house nt Saratoga lake re cently, a pnrty of gentlemen prominent in the political and tho commercial wotIi! were discussing their visit to the rompeiinn reproduction on south Ilrond wny known as the "House of I'ansn." '"What curious names nro attached to tho different rooms," observed one of the pnrty. "Why. there's tho 'vestiarium' nnd the 'tablinum,' nnd I don't know whnt too much for me!" Some of those nronnd the table en deavored In a learned manner to assist his memory, but they made an amusing failure, and all laughed heartily. One of the wnlters. a young colored mnn from Georgia, wns nn attentive listener, and the merry twinkle in his eye indi cated that he was amused. One of the gentlemen, who wns acquainted with the waiter, snid: "Charley, just enlighten these gentle men." All eyes were turned upon Charloy, who, somewhat diffident at first, finally said: "Gentlemen, if it is your pleasure, I'll do the best I can. The vestiarium Is simply the cloakroom, and yon pass through this before entering the, atrium. The bedrooms nro known as cubicnla. There are nlso tho tablinum, tho nlip, (he sanctum, the fauces, the peristylnm, the viridarittm, tho cnbiculum, the bill liotheca, the trinelinium, the cecns, tho bnlnii'tim. the ctilinn, tho lnrium, tho hortus nnd other portions. Shall I ex plain each?" The amazed banqueters looked nt ench other for a moment, when ono observed: "Urn! urn! No, I thank you; lifo is too short!" When Charley Reynolds stepped out of the room Inquiry wns made about tho yonng man. The gentleman acquainted with hiin snid: "He is one of the brightest young men in my district, is a college grad nate, nnd can handle Lntin and Greek the same as English: but, like all book worms, he is such a diffident mortal that I wonder he didn't refuse to give those jaw breaking names. He is sim ply here for the season, earning a few dollars to enable him to further pursue his studies next fall." Chicago Tribune. City OlrU Wutef Their Homo. W. W. Hall, a voting farmer neat Montneller, enjoyed himself hugely few days back In watching a couple ol city girls nt tempt to wnter their horses at the trough nt his place. The horse! were checked up, nnd of cotirso could not got their nosos down to the wnter. This seemed to surprise the young ladies nt first, but finnlly realizing the trouble they both gut out of the buggy, nnd giv lug behind lifted up on the hind nxlt and after rnising tho hind wheels clcnl off tho ground peeped around the sides of the vehiclo to see the horses drink Finding that tho horses didn't seem tc know enough to stick their heads down at the same time they raised the hind wheels one girl remnined behind to hold the buggy up nnd the other went to the horses' heads nnd tried to pull theit noses down to the wnter. After laughing till ho shook several boards off the side of the blacksmith shop from whore he watched the glrli lift on the buggy and pull on the horses heads till they were red in the fnce nnd almost ready to cry, Will went to theii assistance nnd unchecked the horses. Tho young ladies guzod nt first in be wilderment, and then with a kind ol a don't-yon-evor-tell look nt each othei calmly tucked the robe around them, leaned back in their seats, and, after wait ing for their horses to drink, drove off, leaving Will to sit down on tho corner of the trough and ruminate ovor the city gal nnd ber way of doing things. Mo desto Herald. Ttra Mosartlitn fiyatem. The all pervading principle of the Mo lartiun system was n conciseness of con struction and an unmistakable geogra phy of tonality. Before Mozart, melodic figures, subjects and keys, with all other theoretical addenda at the disposal of the creative musician, wore confused. Mere bits of tune nnd jingle, with a bril liant passage here and there, constitute a movement, or even a composition. Haydn had brought much chaotio and irregular theoretical lore into clear and definite shape, but Mozart simplified matters still more. Introducing the keenest outlines, the most beautiful fig ures, together with clear and lucid teachings, he defined the formal con struction of the movement, section, re peat, etc., nntil now the musician or student can set out with his principal subject or theme, and having no misgiv ings concerning the dogmas of subsidiary subject, complimentary keys and the like. Schooled in Mozart'sjirinciples of con struction, the student could pilot hum self safely through the intricacies of ths most advanced symphony, and it is for his labors and ths pattern he set in this direction that the world of musio de lights to do honor to the name of Moxart Blackwood's Magazine. Gastronomic Item. "We are going to have pie for din ner," said Bobby to the -minister. "Indeed!" laughed the clergyman, unused at the little boy's artlessness; and what kind of pie, Bobbyr "It's a new kind. Ma was talking Mils morning about pa bringing you to dinner so often, and pa said he didn't care what she thought, and ma said she'd make him eat humble pie before the day was over, an I suppose we're goin to have it for dinner." Texas Sittings. ILLSBURY REYNOLDS Brothers Shoes To be Hold for the next few weeks at from fw j CO; ; O j j j. ; i I 0 I i 0 ; : 3 i IS) II) 3 0 o ID Ladies now ia your chance as this is the greatest slaugh ter ever made in Reyn oldsville on Shoes. J. IJ. ARNOLD. New York Branch 7r Bargain I In Rood Latily ) ! fcr BOLQEB BROS. Store, Main St. Reynoldsville, Pa. No old sholf-worn goods, but all new, clean, sulablo stock and more of them for tho samo money than you can buy at any other store In tho town. If you are looking for something you cannot find at any other storo, como to The Racket Store and you will most likely got It, and yooc will bo surprised how cheap. People wonder how I can pay rent and other expenses, soil so cheap and livo. Easily explained, my friends, just like this; Htty for cash, ocll for cash; I soli for not spot cush and I got bargains by paying net spot cash for what I buy, consequently I am enabled to give you barguiaa for your cash. Come In arirf look ovor my stock; no trouble to show goods whothor you buy or not. Goods bought from mo and not satisfactory, and returned In good order, and reas onable tlmo, money will bo "heorfully refunded if desired. Romomber.I posit ively state that I have no old shelf worn goods, no shoddy goods, but as clean cut a line of every day goods as you will find In any store in Jefferson county, and oh, how cheap. Come in Ladies and take a look at my line of beautiful Laces, Wrappers, Waists, Aprons, Gloves, Mitta, Night Robes, Stockings, Baby Carriage Robes.Calico, Robes, Shirtlng.bleached and unbloavh ed Muslin. I might go on mentioning the lots of bargains but would take too long, step In and take a look for your selves. Gentlemen, come in and buy one of our beautiful paintings, 30x36, gilt frame, only 11.00, are going like hot cakes; if you want one come quick. I also have men's Hose, Shirts, Hand kerchiefs, Drawers, Under Shirts, White Shirts, Linen Collars and Cuffs, Glovea and an endless number of other things for gentlemen. Come in and look for yourselves. I will only be to glad to show you my stock. I have In stock hundreds of articles for Ladles, Gentle men and Children, Boys, Girls and Baby's that would fill our town paper to mention them all. This advertisement is written in the plain American A.B.C. language so everybody that can read can understand every word of It. M. J. C0YLE, The Racket Store.