BURIAL OF A PARROT WHOLESALE MOURNING OVER A MUCH LOVED HOUSEHOLD PET. The Vnfnrtnnnt Crfffttura ftnlil "Hy lly, Lot. By fly," and Ylrlitrit t'p the Ghost The Funeral Vm a Large One and the Pnrnlfthlnvn Were (Inrfenna. Thpre wns n ntnuiRp ktiip 1n Nop Vnlley, awny ont Cmtro utreot, on Thurs day, Bnd those who witneed it will not loon tire talking of it. To moat of Urn e who took part in it tho occasion was fraught with more of curiosity than of deeper interest, but it was not so with 11. In a little front parlor at 14t4 Castro street stands a big empty bird cage. Rising from the top of the cage k staff on which a flag, hoisted half mast high, telle the visitor that the one time occupant is dead. All around the little doorway where she fluttered in and ont bit of black and white till fnrther emphasise the fatal fact, and bonqnets of flowers fitted into feeding and drinlc ing'Oups and hanging from the swinging perch -where Polly nsed to swing are tokens to her memory. It m only a parrot, this recent dweller within those walls of wire, but seldom baa a bird left more sincere mourners behind it, ami many a man or woman would be proud to think that such an elaborate funeral was in store for him .or her. Less than two years Ago this poor parrot was hatched out in the wilderness of Panama. John Stran sghan, an honest sailor lad, came into possession of the bird on one of his coast wise trips and brought it to his uncle's home in Noe Valley. Just one year ago it waa presented to Mr. and Mrs. Au gustus Tache, and in their pret ty little home on Castro street the bird really began to live the life that lias now so suddenly ended. The parrot's name was Loretta, but owing to the difficulty par rota find in'jironouncing the letti'i Tvhe called herself Lora, and thoso who knew her and loved her learned to ac cept the abbreviation. Lora was the pet of the entire neighborhood, but she was the apple of Mrs. Tache's eye. There were tears in both of Mrs. Tache's eyes last evening as she related stories illustrating the genius and ac complishments of poor Lora. In ap pearance the bird had been quite like any other green parrot with gold trim mings. Her size was roughly but kindly stated by Mr. Tache, who is a carpenter. "She jnst fitted into a box 12 by 8 inches," said he. And there stood the bos on a pedestal just in front of the empty "cottage." It was a dainty box, more like a yonng lady's glove box than coffin, covered with blue silk and line.! with the same in quilted squares. Yoi, in it poor Lora had been laid out By the silken handles on either side th' pallbearers had carried it to the graw side, and there in the darkened parlor it now stands with the other evidence of a woman's strange devotion to the memory of a dead bird. The lesson that Lora learned in her home on Castro Btreet seem all to have been good ones. Sheconldnot only talk and whistle like other parrots, but as a singer she hnd an enviable record. Her singing of the chorus of "Auld Lang Syne" is said to have made many of tho residents of Noe Valley weep copiously, and Mrs. Tache herself was very much overcome last evening in endeavoring to give the reporter an idea of Lora's ren dition of "Amid the Raging of Sea ' "She had a sweet and lovely voice," said this fond mistress of a pretty pet, but Mr. Tache did not seem to agree with her. There was also a slight difference of opinion as to the cause of Lora's de mise. Both agreed that the parrot died of cholera morbus, but Mrs. Tache de clared that the disease was due to Mr. Tache feeding the bird on watermelon, while the latter contended that death had been due to too freqent bathing at the hands of Mrs. Tache. Whatever the canse, poor Lora was taken ill on Monday lost. She was "off her feed," as Mr. Tache puts it, all the afternoon, and when night came she could muster up no words from her vo luminous vocabulary save "Poor Lora! Poor, poor Lora." It should be men tioned here that she never referred to herself as Polly, and never made the stereotyped suggestion regarding the proverbial cracker. Just as Monday was turning into Tuesday Mr. and Mrs. . Tache, snugly stowed away in the ad joining bedroom, heard a terrible scream. ' They knew at once that Lora was on her last legs. Mrs. Tache promptly got out of bed and went to the rescue. She also did what a mother would have done for a dying child. She took the bird to her bosom and sat with it on her own bed. Poor Lora lived bnt a short hour longer. After the one shrill scream there came bnt these words, "By by, Lora, by by!" They were the last words indeed. Written by the afflicted mistress these words are still pinned to the wires of the empty birdcage. The writer and her husband are as subdued in their grief as if a child had been taken away. The funeral took place at p. m. on Thursday. The neighbors turned out In goodly numbers. The house at HH Castro street was crowded, and there were more flowers than city officials have sometimes been honored with. But the most tmiqne feature of the occasion was the hearse. The son of a neighbor ing groceryman offered the services of his goat wagon. Certainly nothing could have been better suited to such a service. The goat was well trained animal and did not run away. Two lit tle girls, Gay Spencer and Maggie Del more, carried the casket out of the house and placed it in the little wagon. Then taking their places, one on each aide, and the other children walking two by two behind them, thy led the way np Castro street to Clipper, where la the garden of Mr. Stranaghan, at 4M, a grave had been dug to receive all that remained of Lora. The older peo ple stood by when the blue casket was exchanged for a coarser one, and when the earth was filled in above the lowered ooGn there was more than one genuine fob audible, San Francisco Chronicle, THE VALUE Of DUST, It 'Particles Farm Free ftnrfnees for the Collection of Vapor. Bow can invisible particles be brought within the range of our vision? That was one of the first of the many marvel ous discoveries of Mr. John Artken, F. R. 8., Falkirk, a distinguished physicist, whose remarkable work has revolution ized a branch of meteorology. lie showed that without dust in the air there could be no fog, no mist, no cloud nml probably no rain. The particles of dust are the free surfaces, which, under certain conditions, attract the water vapor of the atmosphere to form fog. Invisible lM'fore, they become visible when clothed all over with the moisture; nnseen as dust, they become distinct as fog particles. This can be easily verified. If ordi nary air be forced through a filter of cotton wool into a glass receiver, it is deprived of all its dust particles. Let steam be introduced into this receiver from a boiler, no change will be ob served; the vessel is quite transparent. But if a jet of steam be introduced into a similar vessel containing ordinary air, it will be seen rising in a dense cloud; then a beautiful fog Will be formed, so dense that it cannot be seen through. In the former case, when there was no dust in suspension, the air remained clear; in the latter case, when the ordi nary atmospheric dust was in the ves sel, fog at once appeared. The invisible dust then is detected by the introduc tion of water vapor. Until very lately it was thonght that particles of water vapor combined with each other to form a cloud particle, but it is now found that some solid body, however small, is required for this formation. In fact, when there are no dust particles on which the water vapor at a proper temperature and pressure can condense, there is Bt present no knowledge as to the point at which the change will take place. But the fine particles of dust in the air act as free surfaces on which the water vapor con denses into fog. When there is abund ance of dust in the air and little water vapor present there is an overpropor tion of dust particles, and the fog par ticles are in consequence closely packed, but light in form and small In size, and take the lighter appearance of fog. Ac cordingly, if the dust is increased in tho air, there is a proportionate increase of fog. But on the other hand if the due' particles are fewer in proportion to the number of molecules of water vapor, each particle soon gets weighted, springs into risible existence as if by a creative hand, and falls in mist or rain. If the water vapor had no dust at all on which to settle, it would use the objects on the surface of the ground for the same ettd. as the grass, leaves, tree branches or house projections. Moisture would then be ever dripping. The occasional genial rain, though at times lashed np to a biting storm of sleet, would require to give place to a constant wetness on the roads and grans. Umbrellas would not be needed, but india roblwr protectors for the feet and legs would be in constant requisition. Even the irritable housekeeper, ever an noyed at the unaccountable appearance of dust in rooms which she left for cleun. would prefer the old . resnary evil in this dry dust form than see the walls dripping and the floor wet. Good Words. A olugular Method of Treatment. A peculiar case of poisoning by a physician was that of Dr. Stephen Eot vos, in Hungary, about twenty-five years ago. Eotvos undertook to hasten the death of patients whose cases he considered hopeless by putting them out of their misery, as he termed it, with fatal drugs. He encountered no opposi tion to his peculiar methods of benevo lence while ne practiced them on people of no particular standing. But when the doctor hastened the death of a well known land proprietor named Szlavy, who was slowly dying of concer, the relatives of the dead man presented a violent protest and demanded the prose cution of Eotvos. The physi ian declared on trial he was actuated by humane motives and had merely eased the journey of his victim'' to the inevitable goal. This defense was not accepted by the court. Eotvos was acquitted of malice, but found guilty of homicide without malice, and sentenced to a long term of imprisonment. Pitts burg Leader. Choosing His Own Name. There are no better stories than those of the clergy, even if the young person does not have to be sent away from the table. It is significant that marriage if rarely mirth provoking, while the rite of baptism and the text furnish no end of good stories. One of the stock baptismal anecdotes is that of the lisping woman who pre sented her child at the font "What is its name?" whispered the preacher. "Lucy, thir," whispered back the woman. "Lucifer! Mr good woman, that it no name for a Christian child," ex claime the horrified minister, then roared, "James Robinson, I baptiis thee, etc." New York Evening Sun. The Busies' Faith, The Russian peasant is like a child, ignorant of the practical bearings of events and utterly unable to cope with them. Yet he never loses his faith in God. During the famine, when the peasantry were living, or rather dying, on bread made of pigweed, chaff and other equally nutritious and more noi some articles, they endured in submis sion. "God's will is at the bottom of it," said they. "He gave and betakes away." Youth's Companion. A Giant Nearly Twenty reel Hlfh. A giant exhibited in Europe particu larly in Roueu, where he was before the Sublio every day for fourteen months i the early part of the Eighteenth cen tury lacked but an Inch and five-eighths of being eighteen feet high. Million, An Op fleaimn In the North. Remarkable differences occur in the seasons of the arctic regions, so that at certain times, as happened lut year, all the channels of the northern seas are filled and choked with II. siting ice at the breaking up of winter, while at other times the same channels are compara tively free, and bnt little ice is seen along the tracks of tho transatlantic steamers. It is a most interesting fact that sim ilar vicissitudes evidently occur in the arctic and antarctic regions of the planet Mars. The telescope shows that vast fields of snow exist around the poles of Mars, extending when it is win ter at either of those poles and contract ing when it is summer there. But the polar snows of Mars appear to be no ticeably less extensive in some winter seasons than in others, so that we might fairly expect to find there, if we could visit that planet, corresponding differ ences in the amount of ice carried toward the equator at the end of successive winters. Our arctic navigators take advantage of such open seasons as the present ap pears to be whenever they can to pene trate farther toward the north pole. It is perhaps fortunate for the increase of onr knowledge of the arctic regions that Lieutenant I'eary and his party, who started for northern Ureenlund last year, are now in the far north. They may bring back most interesting ac counts of the condition of things there, and perhaps be Able to throw some light upon the cause of the remarkable varia tions in the quantity of icebergs and ice fields that come floating out of those mysterious regions in different seasons. Youth's Companion. Tho Dtig Ont Away. The dogs of Paris are giving a good deal of trouble to the police as well as to their owners, who scarcely dare let them go out of their sight lest they should be pounced upon and taken off tot lie Fouriere to be forthwith destroyed. There can be no question that in the very hot weather stray dogs constitute a certain danger. It appears, however, from all that is said on the subject, that the new police regulations concern ing dogs are rather heedlessly severe, the consequenco being frequent colli sions between dog owners and the police. The other day, for instnnce, an almost serious tcuflle occurred in Paris, the cause of which was a dog. The animal was noticed by a policeman in the street to be without the regulation muzzle, and was at once "arrested," if the ex pression may be used. A woman claimed the animal as her property In presence of a crowd of 600 people. The afTair took such a lively turn that the police officers were com pelled to draw their sword bayonets in their own defense. The upshot of the matter wan that one of the officers was rather severely injured, and that had it not been for tho arrival of a party of constables on the sceno it is probable there would have been serious fighting. In tho course of the sculllo the dog, the original cause of it. escaped. Levant Heruld. A YER'S Sarsaparilla Y-our best remedy for E-rysipelas, Catarrh R-heumatism, and S-crofula. Salt-Rheum, Sore Eyes A-bscesses, Tumors R-unning Sores S-curvy, Humors, Itch A-nemia, Indigestion P-imples, Blotches A-nd Carbuncles R-lngworm, Rashes l-mpure Blood L-anguldness, Dropsy L-iver Complaint A-ll cured by AVER'S Sarsaparilla Prepared by Dr. J.C. Arer fc Co., Lowell, Vui, Bold bjr ell DruggliU. I'rlct $1 ; tlx bottlu, Si. Cures others, wlllcure you J.s. -PEALF.lt IS Dry Goods, Notions, Boots, and Shoes, Fresh Groceries Flour and Feed. . GOODS DELIVERED FREE. OPERA HOUSE BLOCK Reynoldsville, Pa. MORROW A Cackling i AY mighty cackles for an hour over a china door knob its time to throw a brick at her. There- in nlfo Home excuse for n merchant cackling a good deal over A Genuine Bargain, BUT when the so-called Bargain turns out to be a Door-knob Bargain it is time somebody threw a brick or a "shoo" at the noisy thing. There's an awful lot of cackling about bargains going on, but we'll bet they're all door-knob bargains, so here goes our brick; we'll meet any price, show better quality for the same money, and do as well if not better by you than any other firm in Reynoldsville. NO POOR KNOB BARGAINS ABOUT THIS. HENRY A. REED, tf Near PostofHce. ED. GOODER, IT" REYNOLDSVILLE, PENNA. JifOpposite Stoke's drug store. THEY ARB -AND- POPULAR WITH LEGITIMATE, STRAIGHTFORWARD, BUSINESS PRINCIPLES Without schemes to entrap the The Originators OP THE , Small Profit System HAS BObOBR BROS. Famous throughout Reynoldsville and surrounding country. Here is another Slice PROTECTION Against Outrageous Profits And our well known reputation for dealing upright with the people will prove the assertion. WE HAVE BEEN FORTUNATE Enough, to close out certain lots of TAILOR MADE SUITS at such prices that will encourage you to buy whether you wish to or not. All we ask is For You to And the prices that we will let these suits go at will certainly cause you to adver tise our lucky purchase. BOLGER Merchants, Tailors, Clothiers, Hen bo excused for making nn awfully biff racket over a little egg; but when she Keynoldsvillc, Pcnna. ) HUSTLERS THE PEOPLE. public combined with being MADE Gall at Once BROS., Gents Furnishers and Hatters AtcKcc & Warnick HEAIigtAUTERB FDR Fancy and Staple GROCERIES, Oil, Flour! Feed. An elegant line con sisting of sour, sweet nnd mixed pickles. Onions, chow chow, olives, cauliflowers and others too numer ous to mention. S f An endless variety on band; always fresh. Try our fruit and chocolate cakes. "Washburne's Best" leads the list; it's a dandy. Try it. We have in stock, "Our Best," "Straight," "Imperial," "N. W. Patent," "Pilgrim" and others. We have no oil wagon on the road but we deliver you a 5 gal. bent 150 oil for 50 cents. Get our rates on oil by the barrel. s 4 FULL STOCK of good in our line nlvaii on hand. Htghent market, price paid for country produce. : uoons received ' daily. ': A O OLD GOODS FOR SALE. McKoc & Warnick, The Grocers, Cor. iith and Main St . . . Ileinolditvllle, Venna. INS! INS! I want to close out my sum mer goods to make room for fall stock, and will sell s AT COST! Outing Cloth, 6 J cents, Sold before for 8 cents. Outing Cloth, 8 cents, Sold before for 10 cents. Outing Cloth 12 cents, Sold before for 12 j cents. Challie, 10 cents, Sold before for 121 conts. Challie, 10 cents, Sold before for 15 cents. Sateen, 10 cents, . Sold before for 15 cents. Indigo Blue prints 6 cents per yard. Men's Seersucker Coat and Vest at 65 cents, Sold before for $1.00. Men's and Boys' Outing Shirts At 19 cents apiece. Men's suits at $3. 60, Sold before for $5.00. All Men's Buits reduced From $2.00 to $3.00 per suit. Children's Suits $i.oo m Now is your time to save money. These goods are all new. 1ST. Hanau, Gooos m V Y