PAGE EIGHT THE CITIZEN, FRIDAY, AUGUST i, 19i3. .J. .J. J. . J, .1. .T. !... .J. .J. .J. .J. . .J. . . . J .J. 4 4- : Down Hawley Way: Remarks, Some of Them Alleged to bo l'octlcnl, r About Old v Wayne's Fruit Crop It Is Xow Knsblonnble for Ilawlcy Men to Wear Silts In Tlicir Pants llaso Hall Gossip nnd Xows Fresh Air Kids Having n Good Time, and y Other Timely Matters. r 'I ! !!!!! 4 4 4 4 i 4 4 4 4 4 Tho apple crop Is rather small In Dear Old Wayne; 'TIs better small than none at all In Dear Old Wayne. For berries let's go hiking; The black kind's to our liking. With pall and "snack" and noisy "clack" Through pasture lots we're piking, In Dear Old Wayne. The Fruit Crop is Light In Southern Wayne County. m 4lHR apple crop will be very ' " I light in all parts of Wayne county. You may go through orchards in the vi cinity of Hawley and not find enough fruit to make apple frit ters sufficient to keep life in a wooden Indian. Strawberries in field and garden were very notice able this year on account of their absence. Late frosts and the early Tuna irlnfop fnf flmm nil Thft same may be said about raspberries, ' In the gardens, currants and goose berries seemed to meet the same fate; and if this sort of thing keeps right Up year after year, why, there seems no other way out of tho diffi culty except to keep our fruit gard- dens down cellar all summer. It is hard to have to worry along without berry shortcake of some kind, which brings the writer up against some thing he was recently handed by a friend. Wo don't know who Grace McKinstry is; but wo do wonder if she says a Grace of thanks or a pe tition for protection when she tackles a piece of her own make of Commercial Shortcake. The shortcake that Is such a fako Wo see again displayed Tho kind that mother did not make, And grandma never made. The kind unknown to boyhood's dream, Whose praiso no bard e'er sang, With gelatlne-bestlffened cream And whlte-of-egg meringue; Across its top six berries red, Placed neatly in a row, Are resting calmly on a bed Of spongo cake, dry, below, It surely is a work of art, This dish of sweetened foam, But never will the traveler's heart Cry out, "That's just like home!" Grace McKinistry. Now, it is possible that we owe some sort of apology to Miss (?) Mrs. (?) well, plain Grace Is what she signs herself. So, Grace, we apologize for whatever isn't right in what Is written above. But hero is another side of tho berry subject that will surely appeal to every Wayne county young man of sentiment. We believe that It will bring a cheerful smile even to the sourest base ball fan in exist ence. If any of the older boys among Citizen readers want to find enjoyment in Its perusal, why, a lit tle look Into the past will not do them a bit of harm. They will find their hearts grow soft and tender as they dream of the days When Hetty Hulls tho Berries. For maids in graceful poses Some bards attune their lyres, Their classic occupations Arouse poetic fires. My muse is more domestic, No highfaluting thing; When Betty hulls the berries Is what I want to sing. With swift and skilful fingers She plucks the green away. Stains from their crimson heart blood Upon her white hands stay. So In the way she treats me The self samo game I see; When Betty hulls tho berries She gets the hull of me. McLandburgh Wilson. But the blackberry season is al most upon us, and If wo can find .time enough we shall look over the wildwoods where they usually grow as long as your thumb, as black as midnight and as juicy and sweet as a Georgia matermelon. Tho New Fashion for Men Has Reached Hawley. 'When you see a man walking tho streets of Hawley with a section of bis socks showing well up towards his knees, don't let your pity run away with your good sense. The man is not poor, neither is he a hobo, nor has he met with an acci dent. Time was when a slit like that in a man's pedal garment was something to bo sensitive about But times have changed. That per pendicular slit means that the ad vance tldo of fashion has reached us that's all. Now read this: Slit Trousers for Men Predicted. Pittsburg, July 28. A tailor, rather well known in Pittsburg for prescience In male fashions, predict ed to-day that men will In a short time be wearing silt trousers, proto- Friday, August 1 ANOTHER Big Fish Dinner HOTEL REAFLER, Hawley J. A. nASCnON, Prop'r. typo, In their own way, of the femin ine slashed skirt. "And it will probably mean that they will have to take to wearing long stockings," he added, "for tho slits will likely go to tho knee. Too long have women enjoyed the priv ilege of Summery things. "Too long have men sweltered in dark woolens when the mercury was flirting with tho top of the thermometer.' Short Stories About I Inn-Icy and Vicinity People. Miss Ellen Kelly, of Phllllpsburg, N. J., Is visiting her sister, Mrs. John Broderick, of Marble Hill. Austin Connors, of Scranton, visited his mother on Marble Hill, over Sunday. Kathryn Curran and nephews, Francis and Walter Masurotte, of Boston. Mass., and Anna Leonard and Margaret Purcell, of Scranton, arnveu in nawy uuui duuu ouu- lnv nvnntnf ATIks flnrrnn. her day evening. Miss Curran, her nephews and Miss Leonard will make an extended visit here. Miss Purcell accompanied by her father, who has been visiting here, returned to Scranton on tho Sunday evening train. Miss Mamio McCarty, of Marblo Hill, returned homo Monday evening after visiting her sister in Buffalo, N. Y. Patrick McCarty, of Port Jorvls, was a caller in town Sunday. Charles Monee, of Avoca, was a Hawley Sunday visitor. Charles Touhlll, of Plttston, was a visitor in town Saturday and Sunday evening. On Sunday he left for his homo accompanied by his wlfo who has beon visiting her mother on River street for the past two weeks. Miss Anna Shullor, of Philadelphia is visiting her grandmother on Wan gum avenue, also visiting Miss Rud' dv of Scranton. Mrs. Gertrude pierce, irom uie Bingham. Now this is not intended as an advertisement; but Llttlejohn, the manager at C. H. Freethy's drug store has them all stopped when it conies to a genuine summer cooling drink. He calls it O. G. Punch, and it surely reaches tho spot, and doesn't leave a bad taste In your mouth, either. Cameron Scott Davis, of Kansas City, Mo., a twelve year old grand son of Mr. and Mrs. F. P. Wood ward, of Hoadleys, recently mado the trip alone from his western home to mako an extended visit among his Eastern relatives. Last week ho was joined by his sister, Ruth, who is a year and a-half older, and who also made the long journey alone. llaso Ball Surely Has Hawley People Going Some. It is estimated that about a thous and people turned out Sunday to see tho game between nonesaaio ana Hawley. This was tho largest crowd that ever turned out to see a game hero, and tho weather was ideal. Eugene McCloskey was given much cred t for his wonaeriui pucning and great batting, having three time ly bits, two two-base hits and a three bagger. The fans say with good sup port Gene should nave nau a sum out. It is to be regretted that a free-for- all fight was nearly precipitated in the eighth inning. The Hawley boys assure tho writer of this that they do not consider themselves in the least responsible for the occur rence. A funny incident occurred at ono of the most exciting parts of the game. A classy young fan from Honesdale rolled a cigarette, and with fingers trembling with excite ment proceeded to light It. He struck tho match, and, with his oyos glued on the game raised tho blazing bit of pine to his face. In the mean time his cigarette had fallen from his trembling fingers to the ground, but ho knew it not. And there, to tho amusement of his friends, he sat with a blazing match in his hands trying to light the air, which he was sucking at for dear life. When ho was jolted back to a realizing sense of the real situation, he laughed as heartily as anybody else over the In cident. Tho Fresh Air Kids Are Charmed With Ilawlcy. Hawley hasn't been just the same town since the advent of the 18 fresh air children from New York. Of the number 1G aro girls. The two boys have mado matters quite interesting, They succeeded in boxing" up a lot of chickens which they decided to forward to Philadelphia by the water route of Middle Creek, Lackawoxen and Delaware. They would have done It, too, had their Intention not been discovered in time. Those who understand more than ono language declare that the vocabulary of the boys Is something very wonderful, decidedly beyond the comprehension of modern linguists. The girls have also picked up a few choice morsels of language and peculiar habits, also, On Thursday Dr. Rodman took the whole bunch with the ladles who en tertain them and Father Burke out to Fairview Lake In autos loaned to the service by the generous people of Hawley. While there the Doctor entertained them all 33 in num ber at his cottage. To glvo the children their sharo of water sport, ho roped off a safe section of the lake, and then soured tho services of several members of tho Red Onion camp to act as guards to .keep the children on tho safe Bide of the life lines. And sayl Those children voted the Doctor and his friends to be tho best ever. They want to come to Hawley again next year, and they want to come with all their "sisters, and their cousins and their aunts." Do Von Enjoy Bnso Ball? Then "Chip In" tho Old Hat! Unfortunately for Hawley there is no Chlneso wall around the charm ed spot where the boys gother to play base ball. The only place whore they can mako a charge is In tho grand stand, and that is not a very consequental affair. In order to get the wherewithal to keep tho neces sary bills paid resort is made to the old custom of passing the hat. This method is not very satisfactory in Its results. Were the grounds fenc ed so that even a small fee could be charged there would be sufficient money in sight constantly to keep tho wheels running without finan cial friction. The only suggestion that seems practical under the cir cumstances is this: If you enjoy the game, pay a llttlo, something for the enjoyment. When tho hat comes round your way don't dodge it, but put In something. It's the fellow who pays who really enjoys anything. Tramps and hobos do not pay, neith er do they have much enjoyment. James O'Connor Pnys Hawley a Brief Visit. Onco a year, some years twice, James O'Connor, who is employed and has been for years on the Scran ton Times, comes to Hawley and to Wayne county. He made his 1913 visit on Sunday, the 20th, and called on several of his hosts of Hawley friends. "Jim" likes to take long walks in this part of Wayne county where he passed many happy days of his early boyhood. As he wanders about ho notes with critical and prac tised eye the flora of this part of the grand old "Keystone" state, for he is something of a botanist. He loves to rehearse his early experiences when he "hooked on" cars at the foot of No. 18, now known by the name of Pink, and it Is always a joy to greet him and to look into his .honest face. Another Train Crew Inspects Erlo Railroad. Conductor A. R. 'Snyder and his trainman, M. Longhney, of the regu lar Wyoming division passenger mR. JESSE SMITH gf CARIBOO is his name. He is a little brother gf the great woods; a friend gf the wilderness. He is trapper, sailor, cowboy, ranger. He is a lover with a strong heart. Simple he is, and if quaint, abounding, unfailing humor. He will tell you gf the lovely singer whom chance brought to the forest like himself, and how he fought for her. He will make his bow to you in a few days. Accept him as a fine, big, heartwarming comrade, for such indeed he is. A MAN in the OPEN is the new serial we have arranged to print It is so utterly, so amazingly different from most stories you have read that you will thor oughly enjoy every instalment. Watch for itl train, on Monday of this week made the trip of inspection over the Erie I road from Port Jervls to Honesdale. 1 Conductor Frank Foote, of Dunmore, , had charge of Mr. Snyder's train during the temporary absence of himself and Mr. Loughney. In case their services should bo needed on the Port Jervls to Honesdale run Is the reason why men from the Wyo-i mlng division aro directed to learn I tho route. i Another Accident Caused by Falling Off a Hawley Porch. On Monday last Mary, the G year old daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Thos. McCarty, of Marble Hill, fell off the porch of their residence and frac-1 tured her right arm. Dr. Rodman! is in attendance and little Mary is getting along nicely. Guinn Brothers Improving Their Store Building. The hardware store of Gulnn Brothers Is undergoing extensive re pairs. A new coat of paint also adds much to the attractiveness of that es tablishment. When Hawloy Peoplo Go Away on a Visit. When Hawley people go away from their home town on pleasure bent everybody they meet joins right , in with them to have a good time. If they don't "join in" they have to i show that "there's a reason." A party of Hawley and Honesdale choice spirits went to Canadensis late last Saturday to remain over Sun day. There were 20 or 30 in the party and they put up at Spruce Cab in Inn, or Buck Cabin Inn, or some other old cabin Inn or other. And but what's tho use. We don't know what, they did away off down there in Monroe county. Then there was another bunch of boys from Hawley who went to Honesdlao to see Young Buffalo. They saw him, and some of the boys brought home as souvenirs a fine col lection of pictures. Twelve Very Largo Iron Pipes Aro to bo Used. In this department last week we told about how the Erie Company is protecting their tracks near Deg- nan's crossing from tho Incursions of another flood like that of 1903. Farm Machinery OF THE RIGHT KIND AT A RIGHT PRICE Our Favorite machine, built acity and c eans all grain perfectly. Price $95. OO cash. All sizes of the S85.QO, 4 H. P. Why Pay More? GUTTERS & CARRIERS ifty ums in nine hours. per foot. 10 inch size $30. O e of these outfits will make silo fi ling a pleasure. Wc always have repairs for the machinery we sell. No de lays when you want to work if you buy your machinery from Murray Co. Everything for the Farm. Honesdale, Pa. The iron pipes have not been placed in position, although they are on the ground. There are twelve of them, and they aro whopping big ones, be ing fully 3 feet in diameter. When in place they will lead off a powerful lot of water and the tracks above them can safely say, "run along there, you can't touch me!" Hinvlcy Hoy AVnnts to Collect Dunmore Taxes. We note that B. D. Ames, of Dun more, is in tho Held for nomination for the oulce of Tax Collector of that fine old borough. Mr. Ames is a son of our townsman John Ames, and spent his boyhood in Hawley. Then the lure of the Valley drew him away, and he became a resident of Dunmore, marrying a daughter of the late It. P. Savage of that town. He is now Paymaster for tho Laurel Line, with offices in Scranton. Eras- tus would mako a splendid officer, and it will be just Hawley luck for him to get the nomination and elec tion.- TYLER HILL. Tyler Hill, July 31. Chas. Sch lumbohn has purchased the old grist mill property from Tobias A. Smith. There are several rumors afloat as to what Mr. Schlumbohn intends to do with the property just purchased. but when the real thing happens we win tell you. There was another hearing In the ! Bennett will contest case before A. V. Tyler in his office on Tuesday last. Tyler Hill almost experienced an other fire a few days ago, but time ly aid subdued the names before they reached any building. Miss Cora Sears, of Honesdale, has been spending a few days at the Fortnam home. On tho afternoon and evening of August 14th the Baptist Ladles' Aid Society will give ono of its attractive fairs and entertainments on B. T. Olver's lawn. Tho president of tho society, Mrs. N. B. Alfast, says there will be good things to sell, good things to eat and good things to see and to hear. Don't forget the date, don't forget the place and don't for got to come, for you know the ladies are very anxious to mako this as much a success as they have in the past. Tho proceeds are to be applied on the chapel fund which they ex pect to build here in tho near future. Local talent 'will furnish amusement for you in tho evening. The boys up at Laurel Lake are having the time of their life. They take long walks, often going eight or ten miles of single road. They give frequent and amusing lawn enter tainments of a theatrical nature. In about three weeks they expect to give a free-to-the-public grand min strel performance, or circus, as they call it. These boys are under a leader at all times and everything uone is methodical. COLD SPRING. Cold Spring, July 31. Miss Clare Kennedy of Creamton, Is spending this week as the guest of the Misses Meglvern. Mr. Jones was a caller among pa trons here this week. A. Yale, of Susquehanna, Is doing his haying on his rarm here. P. L. Kusput, of Youngsvillo, Sul livan county, N. Y., recently passed through here on business. t Phiio S. Bass visited his son, War ner, at Itlleyvlllo Sunday. Fred W. Clauson and wife, of Honesdale, spent last Wednesday at tne upper woods Lake. Fred LeStrango, of Honesdale. spent last week as the guest of his parents, M. F. LeStrango and wife. Willis Doming, our comDetent and obliging It. D. carrier, is taking his vacation mis weeic. E, E. Yale and family and Reno Yale and wife spent July 20 with tho rormer's son, OUn Yale, at Union dale. Leslie Douglas, of Tanners Falls, spent Thursday night at his home here. PAUPACK. Paupack, July 31. Miss Alma Vetterleln returned to Scranton Sun day after spending two' weeks with her parents. Mrs. O. Hopps' and children, Ruth and Anthony, of Swamp Brook, were week-end visitors at George Ansloy's, Miss Laura Green, Scranton, Is spending a wee,k with her grandpar ents, is, n lunam ana wire. Mrs. Tillson and daughter. .Olive, Is visiting with Miss Esther Klllam. I hresher is a. wonderful in two secthns, lamecap- reliable Gilson. 3 H. P. $110.00, 5 H. P. $135. Heebner's Union Cutter; 12 inch size will cut and elevate Price $35. Carrier $1.50 Miss Marie Gumble Is spending the summer at her home. Miss Helen Singer Is visiting at C. Gumblo's. Quite a number attended the minstrel show at Camp Brooklyn last Saturday night. Arthur Trlvelpiece of Swamp Brook, spent Sunday at this place. Bliss Louise Singer, of Hawley, spent Saturday and Sunday with her parents, Mr. and Mrs. A. Singer. STALKER AND B RAMAN. M. Lee Braman and wife of Hones dale, spent last Sunday with D. M. Stalker, also called on their uncle at Basket, N. Y. Mr. and Mrs. Will Skinner, of Peakvllle spent Saturday and Sun day with his uncle, John Skinner. Mrs. Will Lawrence and daughter, of Port Jervis, visited her uncle, A. F. Lawson tho latter part of last week. Mrs. D. M. and Mrs. R. J. Sta'ker, Edith and Arnold, were callers at Basket, N. Y., last Sunday. Mr. and Mrs. Ernest White and daughter, of Hancock, spent last Sun day at Stalker. Tom Teeplo killed a large rattle snake at tho watering-trough last Sunday near Stalker. Plenty of rain. Very warm and beautiful growing weather. LOOKOUT. Lookout, July 30. Mr. Grey and Mr. Patridge, of Honesdale, attended lodge at this place Monday night. Wm. Varcoe, who is working at Hancock, N. Y spent Sunday at his home here. Mr. and Mrs. E. Teeple, Mr. and Mrs. S. J. Rutledge, of this place, and Mr. and Mrs. John Ewain of Equinunk, attended the circus at Honesdale on Monday. Mr. and Mrs. J. G. Hill and Mrs. McDermott spent Sunday afternoon at H. G. Hill's. Mr. and Mrs. Fred Schwelghofer and daughters of Girdland, Dr. and Mrs. Perkins of Carbondale, called on Mrs. A. Danoy on Sunday. Evelyn Price is visiting her sister, Mrs. Elmer Smith at Union. Mr. and Mrs. J. A. Hill and daughters called on friends at Union Sunday. Mr. and Mrs. Ralph Gillow and daughter of Equinunk, aro spending some time at A. Glllow's. Mrs. F. M. Lester and sons visit ed Mrs. B. A. Brinnlng at Union on Wednesday last. djurcl) During the month of August the services and the Sunday school at Grace Episcopal church will be sus pended. For tho convenience of the congregation It may be noted that the Lutheran church will be open during the last three Sundays of the month, tho Baptist tho last two Sun days, and that tho other churches of Honesdale will, It is expected, be open throughout the month. At Christ church, Indian Orchard, Rev. Walter Walker, of the Whlto Mills M. E. church will hold service next Sunday, August 3, at the regu lar hour at 2:30 p. m., and the Rev. Georgo S. Wendell of the Honesdale Baptist church, will hold service on Sunday, Aug. 24, at 2:30 p. m. Menner & Co. are offering the lat est models in Corsets at the lowest market prices. Sizes to fit all forms. Hot weather makes aching corns but why suffer? PEDOS CORN CURE will give instant relief. 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