THE CITIZEN, FRIDAY, JULY 25, 1913. PAGE FIVE Wants, For Sale, Etc, 9 TELEPHONE your WaDt Adver tisements for this dfpartment. Use cither phone. Call 67 on the Bell and 101 on the Consolidated. ' Talk, don't walkl" Advertisements and reading notices of all kinds placed In this column -will be charged for at the rate of one cent per word for each separate Insertion, when sending us advertisements to be printed In this column, cash or Btamps must ac company the ,ordcr. W, ANTED TWO DlttLS for wash room. Wages $6 per week to start. T. B. Clark & Co. COeltf. WANTED One or two live agents in Honesdale to handle the Tostman's "Ideal" Moil Box. 30 per cent, commis sion. C, Box 51, Hawley, Pa. , It NOTICE Mid. Mary Schclbl wishes to state that she will not bo held re sponsible for any loans or debts incurred by Louis Scheibl of Uswick, Wayne Co., Pa. COtl NEARLY zero. Price and terms on high grade player-piano. Come or send auntie. Mclntyre. B9ei2t. D OOMS FOB. BENT All modern im- provements. Good location. Inquire at this office. tf NEWLYWEDS' SNOOKUMS will need Bompers. Get a Singer Sewing Ma chine of Mclntyre. EOc a week. 5Jel2t TO RENT A five-room tenement, up-to-date, good condition, located on Eleventh street. Apply John E. Rich mond. BSeltf FOR SALE Kenner property, located on East street. Will sell as a whole or in parcels. One lot Is E0xl50 feet with two-story brick dwelling in good condi tion. Cement . cellar with Richardson Boylngton hot water boiler. Barn also on premises. See Buy-U-A-Home Realty Company, Jadwln building, Honesdale, Pa. BSeltf BICYCLES and all kinds of supplies and sundries at Graham Watts' hardware store. Bltf FOR SALE Two Barred Rock Yearling Males. Ringlet Strain Direct. Call or write. H. G. Rowland, Honesdale, Pa. 59 12 FOR SALE 1913 Model, Motor Cycles and Motor Boats at bargain prices, all makes, brand new machines, on easy monthly payment plan. Get our proposi tion before buying or you will regret it: also bargains in used Motor Cycles. Write us today. Enclose stamp for re ply. Address Lock Box 11, Trenton, Mich. 53wl0 PHOTOGRAPH FRAMES, Pictures, Films, Kodaks, Amateur work finish ed. Goods sent by mail. Bodie's Studio. 42W16. FOR RENT Top floor of Foster build ing opooslte Union station. Suitable for lodge rooms. Apply Georse Foster . 59tf. FOR SALE Modern ten-room house, all improvements, Including heat and lighting. Located on west side of Main street, between 13th and 11th streets. Lot 75x150 feet. Beautifully situated, with large shade trees in front, attractive sur roundings and fine garden. Will sell at a bargain. For Information inquire of Buy-U-A-Home Realty Co., Jadwln build ing. Main street, Honesdale, Pa.' E7tf THREE-YEAR-OLD COLT pure Kth bel strain sorrell broke single good roadster very gentle and of fine disposi tion, for sale. Address Jas. Cook, Hones dale, R. D. No. 2. . WANTED Girl for general housework. Anniv 1114 Court street. Honesdale. Apply 1111 Court street, Honesdale. 35elt X FOR RENT Seven rooms and a bath In the Buel Dodge house, down stairs, corner of Church and Seventh streets af ter June 1st. .enquire oi v,. ej. jjuukc, Honesdale. 40tf. OR SALE Elegant building lot on Nnrth Mnln street, near C. F. Bul lock's residence. Ask Buy-U-A-Home Realty company about It. TWELVE .PAHtS Of WliNUUW Dlinus 4 1-2 x 14 inches, practically as good as new, lor buiu uiieu. Auuicaa iui particulars, Lock Box C8, Honesdale. IF sou are loOKing ior a ju per cent. Inupfltmpnt nail at the office of the Buy-U-A-Home Realty company, jaawin building. HROW AWAY your old Sprayer and uet nnn nf our Gould's ComDressed r Rnrnvprq. s.ivpa vnur rime ana your temper, ana aoes itmwxM worn. Mur ray Co., Honesaale, pa. PYROX for Potatoes Kills both the bugs and the blight. Murray Co., Honesdale, Pa. ANTED 3 or 4 rooms with modern lousekeeplng, in tho resident section. Ad Iress K, Citizen office. 53tf. F YOU AltrJ lAJUiiirMU v Ult an laeai ninpA tn hirilri vnnr home, consult the 3uy-U-A-Home Realty Company. Have OW IS THE TIME to stop files. Rerppn dnnrs and windows of all !oa nt n rrftr rrlnf. fit O. WflttS. dealer n Hardware. ABBAGE plants for sale. ?1.50 per thousand: 20o per hundred. H. W. Cecn. R. D. 3. Way mart. Pa. B7eilt 1 HY TIE YOURSELF any longer to a .nn lr,rntn? CiWn Vftlir VlflTTlf Rftfl !uy-U-A-Homo Realty Company, Jadwin ulldlng, Main street, Honesdale. ARMING IMPLEMENTS of all kinds. Sneelal nrlces on mowlnc machines. ay Rakes, Guards, Etc. Graham Watts. Bltf. KB DOLLAR win open an account at tno warmers ana juecnanics uanic. . - . - . ll . I". AKE YOUR MONEY WORK, then in older days vou will not have to. he Farmers and Mechanics Bank can ike care of you. Open a bank account Ith thnt Institution tn-rinv. 4Gtf T.lVKlf. 'I'YI'lllWltl'rjlilC U1 HiY.L,lii Clrnt rnnilltlnn. used onlv a month. o. 5 model. Bargain for quick buyer, ddress F, Citizen office, Honesdale, Pa. 49tf. NP5 DOLLAR ner month will get you nrntectlon if you are hurt or Blck. '. Pi Schenck. Honesdale. Pa. ALE BILLS, trespass notices on ninth, nnd nrlntlnir of all kinds for e farmer is made a specialty at The tlzen nrlnterv. steady wonc. uons i-onu juin. o-u ON'T lvuilif your money nume. anics Bank. Honesdale, Pa., where It n rinw Intprest. 46tl OR SALE Lot 40x60 feet near tho corner of Main nnd Fourth streets, frnml business section. Can also bo ed as place of residence. Cheap prop ty to quick buyer. Blacksmith shop rth 1300 now on place. Consult Buy-U- tta irnrnifsi Talking Machine 112.50. Jlntyre will bring it for approval, to ur home. 69e!2t LJii a woru is inu iujub mr these Uttlo adlets, and they are busl- ss brlneers. They "work wnne you en." . J U,MUU .fcAfUSa w. cloth, and printing of all kinds for i farmer in tntirlA n. RneMnltv at Thfi AT.T UTT.T.fJ ..niinn an fiH rnD nn TtfH CENT n. wnril in thA tirinft fnr these little adlets, and they are busi- b onnirers. Tnev "wnrie wnne vou ep." . jhjonesdale and1 Greater Honesdale P. J. Toliey ts circulating a pe tition among the residents of East street and East street extension ask ing the borough to open East street. Trustee W. W. Wood will sell the belongings of the Herald Press Association, now in bankruptcy, on Wednesday, July 30, at 2 o'clock, at tho Herald office, Main street. There were 52 applications for Provisional certificates in the class of pupils who took the teachers' ex amination at Honesdale on Saturday last. Among the number only three Were boys. Beginning July 1st, the Deposit office was, for the second time, made a second class office. A year ago It was put back to third class, because the receipts failed to come up to the required amount. J. C. Young, of Liberty, and his associates, have sold their 18,000 acre tract of timber land, in, South Carolina, to the U. S. government for $162,000, for considerably more than twice what they paid for It. W. H. Varcoe, record keeper for the local camp of Maccabees, paid $500 to Mrs. George Thomas, of Carbondale, this week, being the amount of insurance her late hus band carried in this fraternal so ciety. Mrs. Joseph Fryer and daugh ter, Gertrude, of Honesdale, are visiting Mrs. Fryer's brother, Mr. Edward Holden, Jr. They have been touring the eastern part of Pennsyl vania by automobile, and came here from Stroudsburg. Port Jervis Gazette. The Improvement society of Texas No. 4 has made arrangements with the Honesdale Consolidated Light, Heat and Power company to extend its line in that township and furnish 2G additional Tungsten lamps. The work of Installment will commence about September 1st. It is probable that the Rev. J. U. Atkinson, of Newark, N. J., so favorably known as a speaker in Honesdale, will be the preacher at Grace Episcopal church at the 10:30 a. m. service Sunday, July 27. Even ing service at 7:30; Sunday school at 12. During the month of August the services will be suspended. A freight car on an Erie west bound train jumped the track at De posit early Monday morning and blocked both trades for several hours. Trains Six, Seven and 48 were delayed some time. The Sus quehanna wreckers were called to the scene of the accident. The der rick of the wreckers broke and this further delayed the opening of tho tracks. Deterioration of corn on a large scale has occurred this month in the great corn-producing states of the Southwest Kansas, Nebraska, Mis souri, and Oklahoma. .Last year these States yielded 735,000,000 bushels, or nearly one-fourth of the country's crop, under a normal pre cipitation. Thus far into the season rainfall has been reported as no more than 72 per cent, or normal. The huckleberry crop on the Shawangunk mountains and also in the Pocono, Pa., region is short this season and pickers are obliged to travel twice as far as in past years, when the berries were plentiful. A party of berry pickers are occupying tents on the mountain near the Port Jervis-Greenville state road and it is said the berries are taken to Ellen ville by automobile. Wo would appreciate It if our subscribers would promptly inform us If The Citizen is delivered Im properly. Our carriers are Instruct ed to deliver the paper inside the house wherever possible, and not to roll It up and throw It on the porch or in the yard. We also warn them not to deliver It by proxy. If we aro notified by the subscriber of any im proper delivery of this paper we will take prompt measures to have It corrected. While swimming with a crowd of boys In the Susquehanna river, near Lanesboro, Thomas Iteed, aged 17 years, was drowned at a treacher ous point known as Shutt's Eddy, the scene of many former drownings. It is believed that the youth was seized with a cramp, for tho other boys, who were nnnrpr thn chnrn saw need disappear beneath tho sur- iuto, istjuiuiuEiy unaoie to neip nim self. Edward Lannon, who was walking by at the time, swam out to tho Heed boy, but arrived too late. Deceased Is survived by his father and his grandfather, Watson Reed, with whom ho resided. The Davis bill providing for vot ing machines to be used at elections in Pennsylvania was vetoed by Gov. Tener. The bill was much debated in tho recent session and It was' An ally arranged that counties could have machines at their option. The governor says: "This bill is objec tionable for the reason that If such Innovation is to become part of the election laws it should bo general in its scope and not made optional with tho various county commission ers throughout tho state. Such a provision, In my Judgment, would utterly destroy tho uniformity of voting which Is essential." Supreme Court Justice Goff de cided recently that there Is such an offence as disorderly conduct, and dismissed a writ of habeas corpus sued out by Sidney Cohen, who had been sentenced to the workhouse for this transgression by a City Magis trate. In his petition asking to be released Cohen declared that the Magistrate who sentenced him was without Jurisdiction because there is no such offence under tho statutes now In force. The court decided that the laws give ample authority for committing persons charged with disorderly conduct "because It is be yond human Ingenuity in tho Eng lish language to specify and par ticularize all the acts of reckless or vicious men In a populous city that may tend to be a breach of the peace." The court also held that there Is no appeal from a commit ment for disorderly conduct, because in enacting the law the Legislature has seen fit to withhold the right of appeal. Remember the big circus on Monday next. F. H. Elsele, F. W. Michaels and Charles Iloff are In attendance at the convention of tho United Sportsmen of Pennsylvania which Is In Besslon In Scranton this week. Mrs. Charles W. Weston of Car bondale, entertained ,a number of friends from this plnce and Scran ton, at cards, Thursday afternoon, In honor of Mrs. Spragel. At Christ church, Indian Or chard, tho Rev. A. L. Whlttaker will hold service on Sunday, July 27, at 2:30 p. m.; Sunday school every Sunday afternoon at 1:30. If the new county foot bridge over the Lackawaxen was completed by August 21 it would accommodate a largo number of people who will attend tho Chautauqua on the green near the armory. The following letters remain un called for at the Honesdale post of fice: A. M. Ashenfelter, Wm. T. Box, Mrs. Ed Cavanaugh, Sallie Harrison, Rome Kellam, Joseph Muffler, Miss Jessie A. Pedlar, Howard Relthel, Mrs. Barney J. Toy. Nearly every store and business place in Honesdale was closed all day on Wednesday on account of the picnic of the Business Men's Associa tion at Lake Lodore. For this rea son the town was very quiet; even the guardians of the peace were all at the lake. Railroad men in the United States would weep with joy if they were to look over the rate cards of the Madagascar railroad. Al though but 229 miles long, this road charges C.2 cents per mile for first class passenger service, 3.1 cent for second class, and 1.24 cents for third. Baggage and express rates are 31 cents per metric ton per mile, and freight in five classes pays from 1.5 to 18 cents per ton per mile. The funeral of William Herzog, eight-year-old son of Mr. and Mrs. William Herzog of Terrace street, was held from the home Wednesday morning and was largely attended. Requiem high mass was celebrated by Dr. J. W. Balta In St. Mary Magda len's church at ten o'clock. The pallbearers were: John Schields, Robert McGinnis, Francis Balles and James Dix. The flower bearers were Edward Kerl, Raymond Smith, Paul Balles and James Quick. After being unconscious for over three months, Milton Johnson died at his home in Justus Tuesday. Johnson was a carpet weaver, and while delivering some goods at that place three months ago he was taken ill. He started to walk toward Peck ville and was picked up unconscious on the road by a passerby. He was Brought to his home and although heroic measures were resorted to, he never regained consciousness. He had resided in Justus for many years and was well known. He is survived by his wife. Tho death of John A. Relth, Pottsville's heaviest man, Tuesday, aged CI, involved unusual funeral problems. He weighed 500 pounds and the casket to hold his body was so large that it was Impossible to take the corpse Into St. John the Baptist church, of which Relth was a- member, neither was it possible to take it out of either the doors or windows of his home, so a part of of the house was torn out for this purpose. Because of his huge size Relth has been unable to work for the past 12 years. The Pennsylvania legislature has passed a bill granting pensions of live dollars a month to soldiers of the Civil War who have served ono year or less, six dollars for one to two years and seven dollars for more than two years. Applicants for this pension must havo been a resident of Pennsylvania at the time of en listment and for a year prior to this application. Persons must apply to tho Attorney General and pensions will be paid quarterly beginning next January. The bill awaits the signa ture of the Governor. The bill giving Luzerne county an additional law judge has been signed by Governor Tener, who Im mediately after signing It appointed Hon. Benjamin R. Jones, judge to serve till tho first Monday of next January. The principal reason that Luzerne got another judge is because of frequent deadlocks among the four judges that were. They have been deadlocked for eighteen months or moro on the appointment of a prison board. Judgo Jones served part of a year four years ago by appoint ment of tho governor to All the va cancy caused by tho death of Judge Lynch. Why is our great Secretary of State's plaintive request that he be allowed to depart from his office at the end of his term with his bank roll intact so sniffed at? Why do his dignified uttorances, in which there is nothing maudlin, move the man In the street to tho ribald diag nosis that "he must be full of grape juice?" Do not tho pages of a cele brated historian of the Japanese Em pire supply a case exactly on all fours with our good Secretary's? Does not W. S. Gilbert limn for us a distin guished First Lord of tho Treasury who dined with middle class people on reasonable terms and danced at cheap suburban parties for a moder ate fee? Now York Sun. Candidates for office at the pri mary election to be held on Tuesday, September 10, may now secure their blank petition forms at the office of tho county commissioners. A supply has been received and thero will be plenty to go around according to tho number received. One hundred names aro required on tho petitions for county offices and ten signers on each petition for borough or town ship offices including Judge of elec tion. The signers must place tho date after their name. After the necessary number of names havo been secured tho person circulating tho petition must make affidavit to the fact that tho men who signed the petition knew the purport of the petition. No elector, under the sow state-wide law, shall sign moro can didates' petitions for the same office than he can vote for at the election. The last day for filing petitions for county, borough and township nom inations is August 26. PERSONAL MENTION. W. T. Heft spent part of Wednes day in Scranton. Miss Cora Sears is spending a few days at Tyler Hill. Miss Agatha McGraw Is visiting friends in Carbondale. John Congdon nnd daughter Doris spent Thursday in Scranton. Joseph Boyle of Carbondale Is spending a few days in town. Miss Agnes Crosby, of New York, is spending some time with friends here. Miss Vera Tuman returned to her home in Scranton Wednesday after noon. Miss Elizabeth Robinson, of Scran ton, is tho guest of friends here this week. Mrs. Frank Bishop, of Port Jervis, is visiting relatives and friends here this week. Miss McHugh, of Scranton, is the guest of Miss Bessie Dean of Pros pect avenue. Adam "Van Driesen is spending the week with relatives and friends at Wilkes-Barre. Mr. and Mrs. Jas. Donegan, of Waymart, are spending the week with friends here. Rev. A. L. Whlttaker was In Ham lin on Thursday in connection with his clergical duties. Harold Kieth has returned to his home in New York after spending some time in Honesdale. Mrs. Andrew Bryden, of Dunmore, spent Wednesday as the guest of her cousin, Miss Mary Foster. Joseph Fryer is spending the week end with his family In Port Jervis. He will remain over Sunday. Chairman Leopold Fuerth attend ed a meeting of the Democratic lead ers in Harrisburg on Wednesday. Fred Chose, ex-county commission er of Wyoming county, is shaking hands with friends here this week. Mr. and Mrs. Louis Peltz, of Haw ley, were guests of relatives and friends in Honesdale on Wednesday. Mr. Griswold, of Factoryville, the champion checker player of Pennsyl vania, is spending a few days in this place. Miss Mary Cully has returned home from a visit with relatives and friends in New Haven, N. H., and New York City. Secretary Johnson of Otsingo Ma sonic lodge of Binghamton, was in Honesdale on business on Tuesday and Wednesday. Mrs. Charles Soggs and Mrs. Dun can Tate, both of Philadelphia, are guests of Mrs. M. J3. Bolkcom on Fifteenth street. Misses Margaret Donnelly and Lil lian Barberi left on Wednesday for a week's visit with friends at Scran ton and Hallstead. Edward Kelly, who has been spending a few days with Father Ed ward Burke returned to his home in Carbondale Tuesday. Holm Welser was taken to Phila delphia on Wednesday, where he ex pected to visit his brother, William, and consult a specialist. Otto Liebner of New York city, is spending a few days with his brother-in-law and sister, Mr. and Mrs. W. H. Krantz, on Fourteenth street. Mr. and Mrs. Peter McGinniss, who have been spending the past three weeks with relatives In Honesdale, returned to Jeanetto on Tuesday. Thomas W. Holland, Jeweler em ployed at Charles Spencer's, sustain ed a badly sprained wrist the first of the week while cranking his auto. Mr. and Mrs. A. Repp and son, Carl, of Brooklyn, N. Y., are spend ing two weeks at the home of Mr. and Mrs. Gustavo Deiner, on River street. Misses Emma and Elizabeth Bone returned to their Dunmore home on Wednesday after a fortnight's visit with Mr. and Mrs. E. B. Callaway, on East street. Herbert Male returned to the Elmira Business College, Thursday, after spending two weeks with his parents, Mr. and Mrs. John Male, at Cherry Ridge. Clark Robinson, of Scranton, who has been visiting his brother, J. B. Robinson at this place, left Wednes day morning for Oneonta, N. Y. Mr. Robinson will visit his farm located in Schoharie county before returning to Scranton. R. Duane Reed went to Bingham ton on Wednesday to see his mother and father, Mr. and Mrs. Egbert Reed. Mrs. Reed is suffering from the effects of a fall received a few d'iys ago. Although no bones wore broken, she Is suffering somewhat from the shock. O. S. Keeney, of Binghamton, N. Y who represents the Red Men's Fraternal Accident Insurance com pany, was on business in Honesdalo on AVpdnesday. Among other things Mr. Keeney said in reference to the Binghamton lire of Tuesday, that most of the labor employed was from out-of-town, claiming that tho rural help would work cheaper than city help. HAY GOOD IX WAYNE COUNTY A heavy crop of hay was cut on the Hubbard farm this week. On Judgo Searlo's farm, at Slko4 timothy stood five feet six inches tall. Other sections in Wayne county the hay crop is reported good. In New York state the crop is far below the average. Dispatches from Broome and other New York state counties state that the crop will be low In quality and quantity over most of tho eastern hay sections. The western hay crop Is reported to bo good. The hay grown In the eastern sec tion of Wayne county is better than at first expected. It is thick and tall grpwth. The moro money spent on the meadows for fertilizer the larg er the crop. Wayne county farmers can no longer expect to reap large and abundant crops without fertiliza tion. The old meadows run out If they are not renewed. DIRECT ELECTIONS IS SOURCE OF WORRY Fcnr States Will Fn to Provide Funds for Selecting Senators lle- foro Election. Complications are predicted as certain to arise over the installation of the direct election method for the selection of United States Sena tors. Most of the trouble is expect ed to result from the failure of State Legislatures to provide promptly, ap propriate methods for carrying out the recent amendment to the con stitution for tho direct senatorial election. Leaders of the Senate majority are more anxious about the situation than the Republicans. Should' two or more vacancies on the Democratic side of the chamber occur the narrow margin of power In the body would be gone. There are thirty-two senatorial terms which will expire on March 1915. Some of the States affected already have provided a method of popular election of Senators, but a great number of them have not, and vacancies caused by death or resigna tion may call at any time for a popu lar election. Democratic members of the Com mittee" on Privileges and Elections have considered the advisability of having a national law prescribing a method applying to all States alike. To do this Congress would exercise its power under the constitution to revise State regulation as to the time and manner of selecting Sena tors, a step which never has ap pealed to Southern Senators. No sooner had the suggestion of Feder al Legislation been made than they entered a protest and the idea has been abandoned. , The Legislature, 'of Georgia, re cently enacted legislation in regard to the placing of the names of Sena tors on the ballots and has elected the first Senator by this method. The Florida Legislature decided it already had sufficient laws for this purpose. The Texas Legislature has been called to meet in a special ses sion to consider, among other things the passing of laws for election ma chinery in accordance with the amendment. The Governor of Maryland has de cided he is empowered under exist ing laws to Issue a writ of election to fill the unexpired term of the late Senator Rayner. Senator Jackson is now serving by designation of the Governor. Such constitutional law yers of the Senate as Senator Root and Sutherland are said to enter tain doubt as to the power of the Governor to Issue the writ, and the appearance of a new Senator from Maryland to take the oath of office may mark the initial fight in the Senate over the Senatorial election machinery. The situation is complicated by the amendment further limiting the Gov ernor's power to fill vacancies in the Senate. In the past a Governor has filled vacancies occurring when the legislature was not in session. Hereafter a Governor may not fill a vacancy unless the legislature of his State has empowered him to make temporary appointments until the people may fill the vacancies by elec tion as the legislature may direct. The Democratic Congressional Committee has had the matter called to its attention, and it may take steps to urge the States to pass leg islation as quickly as possible. It will see to It that all the States that elect Senators for the terms be ginning in 1915 act before that time. Should vacancies occur during the pendency of the tariff act. In States where suitable machinery Is not now provided, It Is understood the committee would at once urge the convening of the State legisla tures to authorize the Governors to appoint and to provide for tho plac ing of candidates for Senator on the ballots in future elections. PROVIDE MOTHER PENSIONS. Allegheny County Commissioners Ap propriate $13,000 Under New Law. Tho commissioners of Allegheny county, Pa., have appropriated 13,000 for tho payment of pensions to moth ers who have children dependent upon them. Before tho money Is available Governor Tener under tho law enacted by tbo last legislature must name n board of trustees, by whoso direction the money, together with . Allegheny county's proportion of tho. $100,000 ap propriated by tho state, will bo ex pended. Only tho mothers of children depend ent because of the death or desertion of their fathers lire eligible to pensions. i and tho mothers must be qualified in I tho Judgment of the trustees to admin j later tho pension and care for their children. Tho appropriation Is In the nature of nn experiment nnd is to cover one year. Dig Up Indian Hoard. Two plots of gold nnd a skeleton were unearthed In San Bernardino by G. W. Tyler when conducting street grading operations in that city. Tho gold, In dust nnd nuggets, was worth 500. Tho skeleton is thought to be that of some ancient Indian chief, as, In addition to tho gold, many trinkets, such ns those with which Indians for merly decorated themselves, were found with the bones. Wedding Invitations, Calling Cards nnd Other Work Dono nt This Office. DELAWARE WATEIt GAP, PA. THE KITTATINNY UNDER ENTIRELY NEW MANAGEMENT OP OWNER. t Special summer rates. Write for booklet & Auto map. Charles II. White, 0yner and Prop. DRAMATIC NOTES. Potash nnd Perlniuttcr Tnko a Part net'. (With Apologies to MouUiguo Glass.) (News From El tinge Theatre, New York). "Might you know a feller by tho name Cohen, Maybe?" Harris Fish beln asked his partner, Jacob Blintz. "A question!" Blintz replied, "I know a million fellers by the namo Cohen anyway six." "I mean Cohen which is going as partners together oiit Potash & Perl mutter," Harris Fishbeln explained, "a feller by the name Cohen which used to was in the show business." "Do you mean George M. Cohen, which used to was in the show busi ness corner of Forty-third street and Broadway?" Blintz asked. "That's tho feller," Fishbeln de clared. "Couldn't them two boys find some schlemiel In the cloak and suit trade to go as partners together mit?" Blintz commented. "What- do you mean somo schlemiel in the cloak and suit trade?" Fishbeln retorted. "How do you know this feller, George M. Cohen, Is schlemiel?" "Listen, Harris," Blintz began. "Any feller which is got to go out from the theayter business Into the garment business because he could not make out In the theayter business at all, understand me, must got to be a schlemiel." "In what way must he got to bo a schlemiel?" Fishbeln asked. "Because, If a feller is in the theayter business, Harris, where none of his competitors open up their places until anyhow 8 o'clock in the evening, y'understand, and he don't know enough to open at 7 o'clock, we would say, for example, and in that way cop out a whole lot of his competitors' trade, y'under stand, then such a feller must got to be a schlemiel. Ain't it?" "Maybe you are right," Fishbeln said, "but this here George M. Co hen had misfortune also, Jake. He is got working for him a couple of years ago a feller by the name Wall ingford, and such a loafer as that feller was you wouldn't believe at all. I bet you he ganvers pretty nearm the whole business away from Cohen." "And do you think Cohen would be any better off mit Potash & Perl mutter?" Blintz asked. "You could take it from 'me, Harris ( this here George M. Cohen is going from fry ing pan Into another, that's all." At this juncture there entered Max Gelb, salesman for the Ham suckett Mills. "Well, boys, did you hear about Potash & Perlmutter?" "Nu, what about "em?" said Ja cob Blintz,. who belleved in letting the other fellow tell all he knew first. "Why, A. H. Woods, the theatri cal producer, has had a play writ ten about them," Gelb said, "and It's to open at the George M. Cohen Theatre on August 1G." "A play about them!" Blintz ex claimed, glaring at his partner. "That's what I said," Gelb con tinued. "Alexander Carr Is going to be In it and Barney Bernard, Louise Dresser and Ellta Proctor Otis and Lee Kohlmar and Joseph Kilgour and a whole lot of other first class actors. I'll send you boys up a couple of tickets." "Much obliged, Max," Barney re plied, "but we couldn't buy another yard of piece -goods not if you was to send us up the whole theayter Itself. We ain't got no more spaco In our stockroom for a reel of thread . even." Half an hour later Blintz turned to his partner with a satirical grin. "Do you got any moro unconfirm ed rumors up your sleeve, Harris?" ho asked. "Might Sammet Brothers Is going as partners together mit GattI Charosus, maybe?" Hot weather makes aching corns but why suffer? PEDOS CORN CURE will give instant relief. Menner & Co. are offering the lat est models In Corsets at the lowest market prices. Sizes to fit all forms. 5Sw4. cmumuouA A Summer Festival INFORMATION INSPIRATION ENTERTAINMENT 31 events 2 92 Buy a SeasonTicket HONESDALE, PA. AUGUST, 21 - 27