PAGE SIX
THE CITIZEN, TUESDAY, JULY i, 1913
TWO farmers met In a western town a day or two
aftera cyclone had visited that particular neigh
borhood. "She shook things up pretty bad out at my
place," said one, stroking his whiskers meditatively. "By
the way, Hi," ho added, "that new barn o' yourn get hurt
any?"
"Waal," drawled the other, "I dunno. I hain't found
it yet"
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No Bubbles In Hers.
Little Elsie, given her first glass of
mineral water, made a very wry face
over it
"It tastes that way, dear, because it's
charged," said her mother.
"I guess, mamma," said Elsie, push
ing it aside, "I'll Just have some of the
kind you've paid for."
Having an Understanding.
She Wfien we are married, dear,
will you expect mo to bako my own
bread?
Ho-Ill leave that with you, darling,
only I shall insist on your not baking
mine.
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SUMMER FISH HINTS. X
Tou can select a fish lying on
ice on the marble slab, apply the
ordinary tests of "bright eyes
and red jjills," take it homo and
find it is beginning to urnT"
Twenty minutes is sufficient
't is more langerou to cat
tainted fish than anything olse,
and the use of sauces, dressings
and various condiments often
hides, too successfully, tbo taste
which would betray its condi
tion. If you are at all sus
picious place in the water in
which the fislrls to bo boiled two
or three pieces of charcoal, egg
size. This will make tho fish
turn out perfectly fresh and
wholesome.
There are two simple ways of
keeping fish sweet Ono is to
hang it up in a muslin bag soak
ed In vinegar, tho other to lay it
in water and cover with small
pieces of charcoal.
Fritters, fish or anything can
bo fried in tho same fat without
any of tho different tastes being
transmitted If the fat is. in each
case boiling.
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THE CHHLMFU
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K4 jmm&y- msss&m sjmi m
A ,Nev Arrival.
Tho Gopher I can't get tho snow oil you.
Tho Guinea Fowl Thoso nro tho polka dots on my plumage.
Baby Alligators.
Baby alligators nnd crocodiles as
soon as hatched aro taken by tho
mother to somo out of tho way pond,
where by degrees they nro introduced
to tho water that Is to be their futuro
home, nnd when threo or four weeks
old they nro often, seen riding upon tho
back of tho mother, her rough hldo fre
quently being completely bidden by
them.
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I Point.
It is. necessary in this gamo for tho
ono acting as guesscr to have a confed
erate. He is then ablo to leave tho
room nnd on his return to mention
what person was pointed at during his
absence. It is done in this way: It is
agreed between tho guesser and his
partner that whoever speaks last bo
fore tbo door is closed upon tbo guess
er shall bo the person pointed at
It is very seldom that any one discov
ers this trick.
WHAT THE WITTY
OWES SAY
The Outlook if Women Rule.
Mr. Meeklcy Then you would have
the word "obey" omitted from tbo
marriage service?
Miss Strongnilnd Not at all; merely
transferred so that the man will say it.
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None There to Read.
"I feel afraid of that woman. They
say she is a mind reader."
"Well, she won't bother you."
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Can You Beat It?
Housekeeper Why do you charge so
much for your Ice?
Iceman Well, mum, tbo water was
high where we cut it.
I AT A GLANCE. f
Lake Superior drains an area of 85,
000 square miles.
Tho Portuguese language Is spoken
by 30,000,000 persons!
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There aro 3,421 "languages and dia
lects in use in tho entiro world.
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The human family is subject to fifty
principal forms of government.
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On the American continent theroaro
1,024 languages and dialects made
uso of.
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In tbo course of a year lightning
strikes in this country at about 0,000
places.
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Considering tho entire earth, about
ono person in a hundred lives to bo
sixty-five years of age.
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If tho earth were to revolve seven
teen times faster than it does bodies
at tbo equator would lose their weight
and remain stationary in tho air with
out support.
coma
Riddles.
When is coffeo llko tho earth? When
It is ground.
What grows less tired tho moro it is
worked? A carriage wheel.
When may a man bo said to break
fast beforo he gets up? When he
takes a roll in bed.
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Who Knows?
"Oh, sonny, est my Bllppers, please!"
My papa calls to me
When he Is tired and wantB to rost
And we havo Just had tea.
I like to do what he requests,
Put don't I dread to go
All In the dark alone upstairs)
And don't I bo up slow!
X grasp the slippers, and I turn.
Just three steps bring me to
The banisters. I selio the rail,
And don't I shoot down I Whew I
"Don't be afraid, son," papa says.
"The dork has not hurt you."
Of course It hasn't, but who knows
When It Is going to?
pOlNTSfL
Small habits nnd mannerisms betok
en good or bad breeding.
It is hard to cure oneself of every
day mannerisms, but it can bo done if
you keep at it perseveringly.
Take, for instance, the habit of
yawning in public without making any
attempt to conceal your widely open
ed mouth. No man or woman who has
any claim to good breeding would
think of doing such a thing. Not only
Is It extremely unbecoming to stretch
your mouth from ear to ear, but it is
not a pleasant sight for other people.
Of course you can't keep from yawn
ing, but you can place your hand over
your mouth when you do yawn.
Another rude and exceedingly aggra
vating habit is that of interrupting
conversation, taking tho words out of
people's mouths and carrying on tho
story yourself. Walt until the other
person is finished and then have your
say
Don't talk at the top of your voice
about your own prlvato concerns when
in public. The public Is not interested
and prefers to read its newspaper in
peace.
If s no use saying that you can't cure
a habit like any of tho small ones men
tioned. You can if you exercise your
will power. It won't take long. Just
keep it continually on your mind, and
never give way to It. After awhile
you will forget all about it
I TL II Y112,A The Dining Room 1
I lliC UUWG OeaUlUUl j In Summer
THIS simple dining room furnishing gives n cool and roomy aspect to the
summer dhilng room. Tho wall treatment is suitable for n low celled
room, the dark green burlap, which ends nt tho Hue of tho picture
molding, being carried Just to the height of tho door. Above that tho
wall Is finished llko tho colling in plain white. The simplo yet massive furni
ture is of dark oak. Tho sideboard has handles In an old silver effect, and the
furniture is upholstered in dark leather. A quaint Uower stand Is filled with
flowering plants. On tho dining table n handsome sliver vessel for fruit stands
Just beneath tho handsome chaudellor, whose cupllko reflector serves to throw
tho light on tho center of tho table. The portiere, of a thin, soft fabric in ono
of tho now cubist patterns, is in tones of dark green and red.
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IN FASHION'S MAZE.
Plain materials aro used for 4-
points on blouses. ,
Tho summer evening gown is
colorful.
Whlto gloves stitched with red
nro very smart
Figured lawn is combined with
plain bluo lawn.
natplns with extremely small
heads aro displayed.
Tbo wired laco ruff suggesting
tbo mcdlci collar is now.
Sleeves of fino soft material
show a decided fullness.
Coat suits are mado of chamois
colored ratine.
Tho contrasting skirt and coat
T contlnuo to hold Bway.
ua many pretty garuen now
appear frills of plaited tulle.
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In some cases very tender and easily
chapped skin will yield to the treat
ment of glycerin applied immediately
after washing when the skin is moist
Do not apply it to a dry skin. Hub
thoroughly into tho skin and then rub
with n little good cold cream.
Soaking thin hands In warm olive
oil for half an hour every day will fat
ten them. Alwnys bathe tho hands in
warm water before using any improv
er, so as to open up tho pores. After
an oil soak wipe dry and use pre
pared chalk as a powder until obliged
to wash them free from oil.
To protect the skin from the hot
summer winds rub a littlo cold cream
on the face and dust on pure rice pow
der when obliged to bo out in the wind.
Afterward wash off with warm water,
followed by a cold rinsing. A chiffon
veil worn through the windy season
will save tho skin from tan and rough
ness. For falling hair shampoo the head
with green liquid soap and plenty of
hot water; then apply every day for a
month this tonic and shampoo once a
week with soap nnd water until the
month Is up. Constant use of green
soap will make the hair too dry.
Tonic Tincture cantharides alcohol
ic), four drams; tincture capsicum, ono
dram; tincture nux vomica, four
drams; cocoa oil, one nnd a half
ounces; eau de cologne, five ounces.
0 GENTLE, gentle summer rain.
Let not tho ellver Illy pine
The drooping Illy pine In vain
To feel that dewy touch of thine
To drink thy treshness once again,
O gentle, gentle summer rain I
In heat the landscape quivering lies;
Tho catOo pant beneath the tree;
Through parching air and purple skies
Tho earth looks up In vain for thee
For thee, for thee, It looks In vain,
O gentle, gentle summer ralnl
Come, thou and brim the meadow streams
And soften all the hills with mist
O falling dew, from burning dreams
By thee shall herb and flower be kissed,
And earth shall bless thee yet again,
O gentle, gentle summer ralnl
YfUUam Coz Dennett
i An Old Favorite I
I Summer Rain 1
FASHION HINT
By JUDSC CH0LLET
This house gown in empire design is
graceful and much trimmer than the
usual negligee. It is finished with an
open neck and rolling oollar. The skirt
is cut in four pieces. Tho blouse is
simplo, with a plait over tho shoulders.
For the medium size the gown will
requiro nine yards of material twenty-
HOUSE OOWN IN E1ITII1E STYLE.
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