THE CITIZEN, TUESDAY, APRIL 15, 1913. PAGE THREE ORSON. Orson, April 12. William Sanford Is very ill at his homo, having had a stroke of par alysis ono day last week. Milton Rhone has leased the W. R. Belknap farm on shares. Miss rtoba Hlne and Hose Smith hive returned to the East Strouds bury Normal school after spending their vacation here. Dr. and Mrs. H. A. Evans and son Spencer, of Wilkes-Barre, and Mrs. Walter Broome, whose late husband wrote the morality play, "Every Woman," her daughter, Miss Doro thy and sister, Miss Mario Thorno of Brooklyn, N. Y were all recent visitors at the home of Mr. and Mrs. Stanley Hine. Mrs. Margaret Belknap Is at homo again after spending the winter with relatives In the valley and else where. Mrs. Fred Soles and little son, Lee, and Mrs. Abbie Temperton, of Binghamton, N. Y and Mrs. Bessie Wall of New York city, have been visiting Mr. and Mrs. Clinton Hine. Mrs. E. L. Vincent entertained the Ladies Aid society on Thursday of last week. Owing to tho present condition of the roads there were but a few present. Mrs. Arch C. Hino and little daughter, Elizabeth, and Mrs. Stan ley Hine, also Mrs. H. A. Evans, re cently spent some time visiting friends in Washington, D. C. Curtis Spencer has leased the Emory Whipple farm and taken pos session April first. Smith iHino is now manager of the creamery at Starlight. LOOKOUT. Mrs. Grant Hawley and sons, Gar old and Gordon, recently spent a week with Mr. and Mrs. George Knapp, Jr., at Norwich, N. Y. Miss Eva Silsby and Miss Alice Turnberger spent the week-end with Miss Anna Doherty at Riley ville. Mrs. A. Daney and grandson Har old Lester, spent Saturday with Mrs. Bert Brinnlng at Union. Miss Evelyn Lane was a guest of Miss Sarah Burke at Galileo on Sun day last. J. G. 'Hill is on a business trip to Washington, D. C. BinWETiL HILL. Rev. O. G. Russell preached his last sermon here for tho year last Sunday. The people of Bidwell Hill church will be gad to have him re turned for another year. John Cobb and family, of Scran ton, spent Sunday with friends here. Edna Bidwell returned to Mans field school after spending her va cation at home. Aiden Conklin underwent an op eration at the State hospital, Scran ton, a few days ago. After he left home Mrs. Conklin had a severe at tack of erysipelas. Dr. Mullen is attending her. .Holland June, formerly of this place, is now in California. Calvin Swingle, of Scranton, was a visitor at Burrls Gilpin's on Sun day. Bidwell Hill school closes to day (Tuesday). Louise Cook, after caring for her mother, who has been sick, but is now much improved, returned to Scranton last week. NEWFOUNDLAND. Mr. and Mrs. Alfred Walter have roturned from Now Rochello, N. Y., whore they havo been visiting Mrs. Walter's parents. Mr. and Mrs. O. E. Simons spent several days in Scranton. Fred Rose, of Greentown, who died in the State hospital In Scranton was burled on Sunday. He Is sur vived by his wife and nine children. Miss Lilllo Baughan, of New Ro chelle, N. Y., is visiting her' sister, Mrs. Alfred Walter. F. A. Ehrhardt, Sr., had the mis fortune to fall and break a rib. Henry Marsch is ill. Eugene Lango, Varden, was a caller in town on Sunday. Rev. and Mrs. E. Schwarzo spent Saturday in Scranton. Mrs. Friend Robacker was called to Maplewood on account of the seri ous illness of her mother. Mr. and Mrs. George Newell and son, of Gouldsboro, visited Mrs. Newell's parents, Mr. and Mrs. John Kerr, on Sunday. Mr. and Mrs. David Hause and son, Welland spent Sunday with Mr. and Mrs. Webb Hause. We are sorry to learn that Mrs. Mary Gilpin is suffering from an at tack of grip. C. L. Burrus is suffering from an attack of grip. Mr. and Mrs. A. F. Simons and Mrs. Sarah Burrus called on Mr. and Mrs. Richard Bartleson on Sun day afternoon. Philip Eck spent Sunday with C. Batsel. WAYMART. An important business transaction on Saturday was the selling of his livery business by Jesse Wpnnacott to E. F. Ames, who took possession at once. ffl Tho members of tho Dozen Book club were entertained Tuesday even ing at the home of Mrs. Lewis Clift. , , , , Warren Crandall, of Uniondale, was a guest of his daughter, Mrs. B. Hull, last week. Mr. and Mrs. Abe Abrams and family, Mr. and Mrs. Joseph Cham bers, Genevieve Vaughn and Frank Kenz, of Honesdale, were guests of Mr. and Mrs. Frank Lesch Sunday. Mr. and Mrs. Bates, of Bethany, motored to Waymart Sunday and ,.lolt,i,l tVinlr ann TCnlnnrl. A dauch- ter was born to Mr. and Mrs. Roland Bates last week. LOOK AT THE LABEL ON YOUR PAPER. Quite a number of our subscribers will notice on the label on tne out side of their papor that they owe us for one or more years subscription. Kindly send us tho amount at once so that we will not bo compelled to send you a bill as per the ruling of the new postal law, and help us to comply with that law. Copyright Hart Schiffher Sc Mux You don't mind it so much if some youngster does put it over you on April Fool's day-anyone can laugh at a good joke. But you would have a different story if some one sold you a part cotton suit for all wool. There isn't any fooling about that. HartS chaffner & Marx Clothes are absolutely all wool or all wool and silk. There Isn't any April 1st business about that. And the best of all they don't cost any more than the ordinary clotnes. Ask to see our line of $18,$20 and $25 Suits for Men and Young Men. They will surely please you. Enterprise Clothing House A. W. ABRAMS, Prop. ow s p II Rpp.rptnru nf Mnvv nnrl flthpr WWW! J V 1 I l I J UIIU W I I W Cabinet Members Have Thrills. 1 JOSEP1IUS DANIELS, secretary of the navy, hnd the first look at his ships recently nt the south ern ilrll! grounds. Old Point Comfort. V11. He slept on board the flagship Wyoming with a high opluion of the magnitude of his new Job nud u much better Idea of just what he is secretary of than he ever thought was possible. Not ouly has Mr. Daniels been to sea. but he has been In battle. For twenty minutes ho stood up under the terrific yellow blast from tho Wyo ming's twelve twelve-Inch guns and watt-bed the while geysers as the shells ricocheted around the target nearly six miles nwny. lie admitted that tho firing, while it closed his ears, opened his eyes to the magnitude and effi ciency of the Uuited States nary. It Is suspected that Mr. Daniels is a "big navy" man or will be. Even Postmaster General Burleson, who was one of the chief opponents of a large nary when In congress, Is be- iunlng to think things over, and the officers of tho lleet are well pleased with tho day's work. Mr. Daniels is not tho kind of secretary of the navy tho men of the service are used to. Thp Wyoming carries an Imposing bat tery of twelve twelve-inch rifles, but not twice this number fired in a single salvo could make Mr. Daniels wear a high hat He salutes the flag like an American citizen and shakes hands like a grownup man, but ho calls tho starboard side of a ship the right and refers to the bow as the front, yet no one thought to criticise him for that. He seems to belong on board Just the same. Guns Roar Welcome. Tho secretary camo over the side of tho Wyoming as she lay in Lynn Haven Itoads at half past 8 o'clock lu the morning, no wore a long cutaway coat, tho same striped trousers he wore at Democratic headquarters last fall and n small gray cap pulled well down on his forehead. Ho dragged the ?ap off as ho was handed aboard by Captain Frederick L. Chapln of the Wyoming and received by Rear Ad miral Charles J. Badger, commander In chief of the fleet, and his staff, no put out his hand and. said "Hello!" Rear Admiral Badger had a nice little speech prepared, but ho cut it down to "Hello, Mr. Secretary," and then tho guns roared out their nlneteenfold greeting. The ceremonies were over. Behind Mr. Daniels camo Secretaries McAdoo, Wilson, Houston and Lane. Postmaster General Burleson, Secre tary McAdoo's two young sons nnd Robert Martin, his secretary; Rear Ad miral N. C. Twining and Rear Admiral Bradley O. Flsko. By this tlmo tho salute was finished, and Mr. Daniels put his cap back on his head and start ed in to see just what there is to tho navy. When Secretary Daniels left tho Dol phin, on board which he went down to the capes from Washington, tho women of tho party, who included Mrs. Daniels, Mrs. Burleson, Miss Nina Mc Adoo, Miss Eleanor Wilson, Mrs. W. B. Wilson and Miss Bones, left the Dolphin on board another cutter and were taken aboard the Idaho, which followed tho firing ships. The secre tary thought it best for tho women to bo aboard a ship which was not going to Are, but would witness the firing from a safe distance. Tho battleships got under way for tho drill grounds immediately, tho Wy oming leading, followed by the Flor ida, tho North Carolina nnd tho Idaho. Fire miles off the capes the Delaware, which had just come down from the Boston navy yard, was sighted and turned Into the column, a poor fourth. Mr. Daniels Surprised. Secretnry Daniels' party took to the bridge to watch the work of naviga: Hon. Later they inspected the engine room, the quarters, fire rooms, bunkers and other parts of the ship. Mr. Dan- IDE FIRST j OF GREOT FLEET I They Hear Guns Roar For I Twenty . Minutes and Have Eyes Opened. iels was plainly surprised at what he saw and said so. "I'm a two battleship man, Mr. Sec retary." said Secretary McAdoo after tho party hnd been at sea for half an hour. "Well, it's n beautiful ship," re plied the secretary of the navy. "I still think I was right," said Mr. Burle son. "We've been going ahead too fast. Still, ns you say, It's a magnifi cent ship. Let's see how many havo we like this." "Ono other," nnswered Lieutenant Commander Leigh C. Palmer, naval aid to tho secretary. "Only ono?" said Mr. Daniels. "Well, well!" The targets, three of them in tow of tho Connecticut, the South Carolina and the Minnesota, wore sighted on tho hazy southern forizon n few minutes after 12 o'clock. The big battleships towing them were barely distinguish able, and the targets themselves looked like pinholes in n blanket. Marksmanship Improving. "I understand you hit those things about once out of ten times," said Mr. Daniels. "We used to," replied Com mander Carl T. Vogelgesang, "but wo do better now." Commnnder Charles F. Hughes, chief of staff, and Pay In spector Samuel McGowan began to pass around wads of cotton, nnd members of tho party stuffed their ears. The firing was deferred, however, for after the Wyoming had come about twice to get the proper range a tramp steam ship stood in between the battleships, and the Wyoming slowed down for half an hour until the Intruder was safely out of the way. Secretary Daniels and his party climbed up to tho searchlight platform, just abore the bridge, as the turrets swung to starboard, and the great muz zles rose menacingly. Ereryhody was in tense expectancy. Mr. Daniels seiz ed one of the rods of the basket mast and held fast. He was just In time, for one of the guns in the forward tur ret, which was fired to determine the range, let go with a terrific crash. The hot blast of the Unnie and yellow ether vapor struck the head of the navy full In the face, but ho only pulled his cap down over his head and took a grip with both hands. Gets a "Genuine Thrill." The Wyoming nfter firing sorenty two shots lowered the red firing flag and steamed over to examine the tar get, and the North Dakota and tho Florida, six and eight miles astern, re peated tho performance on the other targets. "I tell you," said Mr. Daniels when ho descended from the platform, "there are several times in a man's life when he gets a genuine thrill his first pair of red top boots, his first top, his urs-t girl and a time like this. You see, it's like this: I'm secretary of the navy without knowing any more about it than tho arcrago country editor. So I'm going to make it a study. One of the mysteries to me is the wireless." As he spoko Commander Hughes handed him a wireless message from F. D. Roosevelt, assistant secretary of tho navy. "This is the second wireless message I ever received. I sent the first in my life this morning to my wifo on board tho Mayflower. Tho first I ever received was when she nn swered it half an hour later. It seems wonderful to me." Later in tho afternoon Lieutenant Byron McCandless, flag lieutenant, went over to the Idaho and brought tho women of the party to the Wyo ming, which took them back to namp ton Roads, and all tho party except Secretary Daniels returned on board tho Mayflower to Washington. Mrs. Daniels and Miss Wilson were especially delighted with tho ships. "1 think we have a regular navy," Miss Wilson said. The Wyoming's band entertained tho party with a concert on the after deck during tho trip back. With Secretary Daniels on board tho Wyoming she steamed to sea again and then acted as illumination ship for night torpedo practice. YOUNG EDISON AN INVENTOR. Ho Designs Bomb For Hostile Ships, but It Acts Shabbily. Theodore Edison, tho fourteen-year-old son of Thomas A. Edison, was ex perimenting with explosives recently in an effort to Invent a bomb that would float about on the -water and ex plode with tremendous effect whenever It happened to bo touched by a hos tile vessel. Friendly vessels would, of course, avoid touching tho bomb. To Theodore's mind tho best way to lhapo up tho dovlco would bo to in ilose it In an air tight bottlo and put tho bottle In a casing of cork, so that it would bo sure not to sink. Ho had proceeded as far as mixing tho explo sive and depositing It in tho glass bot tlo when the exploslvo wont off. The edoro had tho bottlo in his hand, and the pieces of glass penetrated the band. The boy Is not going to suffer per manently from his wounds, but Mrs. EJlson has decreed that bis future ex periments with explosives shall be u,u ier the supervision of hla father. BIG PLANE TO GUARD ENGLAND Colonel Cody Designs Machine to Re pel Invasion, Colonel S. F. Cody, tho American air man, who has become a naturalized English subject, is preparing to build an airship destroyer, comparablo with a torpedo boat destroyer, to protect England against posslblo Invasion by foreign airships. He said recently: "My idea Is to havo an airship de stroyer in tho same way as you havo a torpedo destroyer at sea. I have or dered a machlno of BOO horsepower. Jt Is difficult to predict exactly what an aeroplane of that size will do, but I expect It to be capable of lifting and carrying 2,500 pounds. Its highest speed would bo somewhere between seventy-five and ninety miles an hour. "Tho machlno to which the engine Is to bo fitted will bo a Cody biplane of the same typo as tho one that gained the war office prize of $25,000. It will be designed so as to be capable of guarding the air over England against Invasion by forelcn airships. We Sell Surety Bonds. BENTLEY BROS. Fire, Life, Accident, Automobile, Liability and Boiler INSURANCE LIBERTY HALL BLDG., HONESDALE. Consolidated Phono 1-O-L. DRESSY STYLES for SPRING mm ll'wSw'v and cloth. Now on Sale at Menner & Go's Stores Junior and Ladies' Tailored Suits New Guts fm PI Jijll The New Lengths and Weaves in Separate Goats. The Easter Waists in Silk, Net and Fine Lawn are attractive and Sty- The dainty shades in Silk Gharmeuse, Popln and Ratine are exquisite and knobby. New Spring Kid and Silk Gloves. i Our Corset Department have the new forms and , lengths. None better. iMmm FOR SALE Contains 8 rooms with all modern appointments. Equipped with steam heating plant. House is in exceptionally good condition. Lot 50x125 feet with barn that can be used for a garage. Located on East street and is the property of A. B. Transue. The owner desires to dispose of his property this spring and places his valuable brick house and lot at only $1,500.. Terms made easy. Consult the BUY-U-A-IIomo Realty Co., Jadwin Building, Honesdale, Pa. Known as the Col. Edward Glllon property situated upon West Side avenue at 1414 is for sale. It Is modern throughout, has 10 rooms, only bmfca 'few years, suit able for two families. Equipped with steam heat and electricity. Ideal location. Largo lot. MusT be s61d immediately for $3,200 CASH. For further information consult tho uy-U-A-Home Realty Company, Jadwin Building, Honesdale. 1871 ABSOLUTE SECURITY FORTY-TWO YEARS OF SUCCESS 1913 WAYNE COUNTY AVINGS BANK Honesda8e9 Pa. The Leading Financial Institution of Wayne County 1 ' THE PROOF We lead In CAPITAL STOCK $ 200,000.00 We lead In SURPLUS and UNDIVIDED PROFITS 372,862.00 We lead in TOTAL CAPITALIZATION 572,862.00 (Our CAPITALIZATION is the DEPOSITORS SECURITY) We lead In Deposits 2,463,348.60 Wo lead In TOTAL RESOURCES 3,040,099.22 This year completes tho FORTY FIRST since the founding of the WAYNE COUNTY SAVINGS BANK. MANY BANKS have come and gone during that period. PATRONIZE one that has withstood the TEST of TIME. OFFICERS: W. B. HOLMES, President H. S. SALMON, Cashier A. T. SEARLE. Vice-President W. J. WARD, Asst. Cashier. DIRECTORS: F. P. KIMBLE T. B. CLARK W. F. SUYDAM C. J. SMITH H. S. SALMON J. W. FARLEY E. W. GAMMELL I W. B. HOLMES A. T, SEARLE H. J, CONGER Nov. 12, 1912,