THE CITIZEN, FRIDAY, DECEMBER 6, 1912. PAGE THREE AMERICAN ARMY EXPERT SEES US BEATEN IN WAR. Captain Malono Says Now York's Fats Would Bo Like Constantinople's. A horrlblo fnto la coming to this coun try because of our unprcpnreduess for war, nccortllnR to Captnlu I'nul 11. Mn lone, until recently n member of tho Eonernl stnff of tho United States army. Spcaklns nt a dinner of the UooUselt era' Iobkuo of New York, he said: "Might hero lh the ntroets of Now York wo shall in all probability face the fato which awaits Constantinople at tho hands of some nation which realizes that by au appeal to arms all the chances of successful competition may bo turned In her favor, whtlo by a continuance of pcaco control of a com mon trade terminus will bo lost, result ing in a trade disadvantage nioro hurt ful to her national prestige than the combined effect of all her wars. "Wo have dono practically nothing to prepare for this struggle but to boast of a military prowess which we never possessed. We cry peace with our Hps, yet by our commercial policy we carry relentless war into every part of the civilized world. "Nover In tho history of tho country has tho military situation been more chaotic. Outside tho regular army the country must rely for an expeditionary force upon the militia, and yet the at torney general has decided that militia cannot bo ordered beyond our borders, notwithstanding tho provisions of tho Dick bill, which contemplates their use wherever tho flag may call them. "Bills to correct tho evil are before congress, but the prospect of favorable consideration is remote, and it is high ly probable that the next emergency which confronts us will find us. as in the past, compelled to change the whole existing mlllt -y structure and organ ize on the eve "f battle. "Such a po n-y cannot forever escape its logical consequences. Some day we shall pay the price.'' LONDON'S NEW CABARET. "The Golden Calf" la to Be a Novsl Night Resort. "Tho Golden Calf" Is tho name of a remarkable new entertainment that London is to give to those restless souls who cannot seek their beds after the theaters are over without somo sort of dramatic "nightcap." A weird underground fantastic affair is this new cabarot with its eerie paintings in primal colors blazing on the walls. Its curtains and its strange "atmosphere." Tho performance will start when nil tho theaters aro over, and everybody will stop ns long as ever ho likes. Allied to tho cabaret is tho Intimate theater, and In January there will be the production of "Tho Lyslstrata," tho "votes for women" play that MIsh Kingston produced at the Llttlo thea ter, presented as In the original. Npar ly all tho characters are women, but not a woman is to appear in tho cast The pleco will bo played entirely by varsity men in the draperies of the period The leading spirit is a sort of Mad am X. Sho speaks of herself na "tho lady behind the velL" "What wo aro aiming at," sho explains, "Is art in its intimacy and simplicity none of your false richness and decoration. 'The Beggar's Opera' we shall do here that amazing work by Gay but hero you will see It, as you will see everything else, in its unexpurgated form, Just as it was before tho censor got hold of it. "This is to bo a theater of the living and the young. Wo do not care what a young author baa to say so long ns he says It, that ho Is sincere, that he givos up his personality. On week nights there will be variety, with a fa mous man In tho conductor's chair; on Sundays, plays new and old." Long Trip After Edison's Autograph. Counselor Louis Uarth of Budapest, who has spent $70,000 In the last eight years In the collection of famous auto graphs, including tho world's rulers and great minds, has traveled 3.000 miles personally to obtain a written ex pression from Thomas A. Edison. Ilerr Barth has boon offered $300,000 for his chirographic treasure. MINUTE "MOVIES" V v ft OF THE NEWS RIGHT OFF THE REEL. Hum's navy to wit, one cruiser-is at last out of buck at tho League is land navy yard. A Greenville (N. Y.) fanner was burned to death by his whiskers catch ing lire from his pipe. Brooklyn's eugenic babies are excit ed over the eightieth birthday of their papa, Dr. David A. Gorton. Captain of a Mediterranean steamer, menaced by his Chlneso crew, "holler ed" for help on the wireless. now about equal rights? Mrs. Au gust Belmont won't lot men Join her "Spug" society for the suppression of Christmas giving. It is said that 05 per cent of the Kiowa Indiana havo eyo disease. Tliere'a a possibility they got it strain ing their eyes to seo what Indian agents were doing with their money. A California millionaire, seventy- two years old, and ids blushing bride of sixty-seven, on a honeymoon trip around tho world, aro returning homo on separate steamers. They weren't old enough to know their own minds. ffillUlttll nsiii inni Mary Chamberlain Worked In Big Canneries to Get Evidence. 1 in 1 ,.,.,.ii,.,..,.,i.,.,.,.,.wi.,Qoo 0 industrial revelation of recent yoars has so shocked the coun try ns Miss Mary Louise Cham berlain's description of tho Now STork canneries, where little children, mnny of them worked for seventeen hours, labor witli bruised, cut lingers until they can scarcely hold their heads up. so heavy are sleep and ex haustion upon them. This exposure takes on a national character from the fact that organized women all over the country are pledged to use nil In fluence for national child welfnre. Only wi ntly graduated from Vns sar. where she received the degree of bachelor of arts. Miss Chamberlain, the daughter of wealthy parents, re siding In Hudson, Mass., decided to forego tho gayeties and more frivolous things of life which might have been hers up in tho little city near the New Hampshire line. Her interest in the welfare of her fellow human beings has been aroused by her studies in sociology at Vnsar. Miss Chamberlain went to work for the New York state factory investigat ing commission early In July nnd con tinued in its employ until her work was deemed completed early In Soih tpiuhcr. Positive that tho most Interesting revelations were not to be obtained by inspectors in the ordinary fashion, Dr. George M. Price, director of inves tigation, assigned Miss Chamberlain to seek employment In various canning factories and learn facts and condi tions first hand. Disguised as Working Girl, Putting nslde her tailor made suit, lingerie waists, silk stockings, well made boots and the other features of dross so dear to the woman who can afford them and who has been accus tomed to them since childhood, Miss Chamberlain donned a simple calico dress, shoos that cost her 52, with oth er garments in keeping, nnd went up state in search of work. On the stand before tho investigating commission at Albany she told of flrst going to Holly, N. Y.. where she obtain ed employment in a cannery ns a sorter at 10 cents an hour. She was laid off after a few days' work and sought em ployment In vain at Hamburg and Eden Center. At South Dayton she was employed for a day and a half as a laborer, doing hand labeling. For this she received 10 cents an hour at the start, later being paid by the piece. After South Dayton she tried Silver Creek, Fnrnbnm nnd Fredonla, but without success. At Albion she obtain ed employment. She remained in this position two weeks. Miss Chamberlain kept n diary show ing the time records of three women and children. She said that for sort ing peas she got 8 cents an hour. "Woman C. Is my own record nnd absolutely correct," said Miss Chamber lain. "Aug. 13, 3 hours; Aug. 14; no hours; Aug. 15, S',i hours; Aug. 1G, 4Vj hours; Aug. 17, 7', hours; Aug. IS, Sunday; Aug. 19, no hours; Aug. 20, lliy. hours; Aug. 21, 12V6 hours; Aug. 22, 10 hours; Aug. 23, 10 hours; Aug. 24, 12 hours; Aug. 25, Sunday; Aug. 20, SMs hours; Aug. 27, 13 hours. "As to tho children, one was Flor ence Laney, aged eleven years. She gave her age as fourteen years, but I heard from teachers In the town of Albion and from her many friends and companions that sho was only eleven years old. She was employed regular ly as a factory worker. "She set up the cans. When the cans camo down from above through the hole In tho celling sho took those cans and carried them over to the fillers during the bean season. I don't know what she did during the pea sea son. I was there In the bean season. Child Worked Sixteen Hours. "Ten-year-old Mllly Tacout went to work at 4:30 In tho morning, and sho stopped at 0:30 p. in. Aug. 21 sho worked from 4:30 a. m. until 7 a. in. snipping. 7:30 a. m. until 12 in. snip ping, 12:30 p. in. until 5 p. in. snipping; total, twelve aud a half hours. Aug. 20 she worked from 4 o'clock In tho morning until 7:30 snipping, from 8 o'clock until 12:30 snipping, 1 o'clock until 0 snipping, 0:30 until 10 snipping; total, sixteen and a half hours. Aug. 27 she worked from 0 o'clock in the morning until 10.30 snipping, from 11:30 a. in. until 0 p. m. snipping, from (1:30 p. in. until 10 p. in. snipping; total, fourteen and a half hours." Miss Chambcrlalu read from her dia ry. "These Impresslous," alio said, "aro very scattered and Just as thliigs struck me each day. "I boarded in Albion with n woman Whose name I got from somo young girls at tho factory. On Aug. 13 I worked three hours aud made 21 cents. I puld 1 n week. "Aug. 15. Noise of the commlaslou reaching Borne has readied here, pro ceded them to Albion, nnd tho boys had the sheds pretty well cleared of the llttlo tots when they urrlvcd. "Aug. 10. There are several very fresh bosses nt tho factory, and the youth who keeps time and has tioine Women of Entire Country Organized to Abolish the Evil. charge of the sorting tables has a good deal of influence over tho girls he puts on tho table. This fellow should be reported to tho superintendent. Tho situation is much like that in a de partment store where the floor walker has a lot of girls under him receiving low wages and nil more or less at his mercy. Only up here night work makes the situation even more dangerous. "1 And that the timekeeper who was objectionable to me the other day has been Insulting to several girls. "Aug. 10. There were nbont 175 In tlie sheds this morning, about one-half children and twenty or more of these between eight nnd ten. "Aug. 17. The bean tables nrc right under the combination grader and sort er, nnd tho noise Is terrific, simply car splitting. My ears are still ringing. Combined with tho Jiggling of tho ta bles, caused by the grater, the work Is most unpleasant. It makes one quite seasick, though sorting beans Is not so monotonous and tryiug on the eyes ns sorting peas. Driven by His Mother. "On Aug. 20 llttlo Jack, aged twelve, was up from 3 o'clock In the morning. He was snipping beans from 4:30 until 10 ). in., with only one-half hour for dinner and only a few minutes for supper. He said, 'My fingers Is broke.' He went to bed last night at 12 o'clock nnd got up at. 3. He tnld lie was not working the night before until 12, but went to bed at 12. "He said he was awful tired, but his mother made him work. He tried to go home several times. His bauds were swollen. Ills sister, aged ten. could hardly keep her eyes open, and her mother scolded her constantly. Jack made $1.40 during tho period from 4 a. m. until 10 p. m He said ho couldn't keep any of It. "Jack said work like this was noth ing to peas, when his mother nnd sis ter came home frequently nt 1 nnd 2 o'clock in the morning, and they were so sick they fell down and vomited. This last Is quite possible, but it prob ably Is not absolutely correct. There were about seventy-flvo to a hundred children In tho shed, the majority ten and over, but nbout twelity-flve be tween five nnd ten I should say none under Ave. "The parents were constantly urging tho children to work. One little boy aged eleven was throwing some bean snlppings at another fellow and had stopped work a second. His father hit him brutally across the face and set him again at work. Everywhere parents were forcing children to work. In Fear of Beating. "Aug. 21 I got out to the shed at 7 o'clock, aud Jack, aged twelve, was sitting wrapped up In n big shawl. He was very pale, with his black eyes just sagging out of his head, no had his Angers done up In n dirty rag. I ask ed him If he had to get up at 3 ngaln. He said they pulled hlin out of bed at 4 o'clock, and his slater cried, but they had to go or get a beatlug. Another little chap, aged eleven, who had snip ped from 4 to 7 a. in., picked all day and snipped from 0:30 p. in. until 10 p. m., told mo he thought It was only 8 o'clock at night when they dragged him out of bed in the morning nt 4. Ho thought he had been asleep only n minute. "Aug. 22. Tho foreludy of the pea tables told mo Hint for two weeks dur ing the pea season the women worked every night until 1 or 2 o'clock in the morning." After these experiences Miss Cham berlain returned to the conventional work of inspection. Sho said when she went to Genesee, N. Y., she arrived late In tho afternoon. She was arous ed about 4 o'clock next morning by n largo number of people passing tho house in which sho was stopping. She looked out the window nnd saw a hun dred or more women and children, some pushing baby carriages nnd many of the women leading llttlo ones hard ly able to toddle. All were headed for the factory. Sho said It was still night RULES OUT BATHING SCENES. Censor's Edict Puts Damper on Lon don Moving Picturo Shows. From now on Londoners who wish to witness "mixed bathing" must go to Hie seashore. These Bcenes will bo depicted no longer in moving picturo shows. This announcement, along with other prohibitions, heralds tho return of (1. A. Bedford to tho ofllco of public censor. This time, however, he will conllne his activities to judging tho propriety of moving picturo Alms. As censor of plays Mr. Bedford at tracted much criticism and was fre quently charged with Inconsistency. This criticism la said to havo Influenced his resignation. One protestuut jiotnts out that it la u splendid example of in consistency in n country which permits Its bathers to appear on tho beach In costumes which would causa the arrest of their wearers in any part of the United States. LITTLE POLLY'S POME ON JAX. Jax aro little Iron toys For girls to play n Kruno but boys Thoy do not llko tho name nt nil Although you play It with a ball And Tommy Worn ho sncarcd one day When I Invited him to piny. It Is a Sissy game said ho Not danRorous enough for me Hut It Is no ns you will see. When I was playing nfl nlono Today and hod my "thrcc-ums" dono I henrd Bomchody say my denr And I looked up nnd standing nenr An old gray lady looked nt mo And I know right oft" who was sho. Bho was tho little freckled girl That alwnys hns her hnlr In curl And giggles nil tho tlmo nnd foals And sits bcsldo of mo In school's Grandmother. So she shook her head And held ono finger up nnd said: lio careful child nnd always closo Tour mouth tight when you play with those I know n girl when I was young That got n Jax behind her tongue And doctors had to cut her throat So they could reach and get It out For If tho Jax had stayed Inside Sho would of choked to death nnd dledl So now I scarcely breathe nt all When I play with my Jax nnd ball And Tommy necdent mako a fuss And say that Jax alnt dangerous. I'unctuntcd by T. A. Daly In New York Evening Sun. Not So Surprising. Menelas Surprlslngl Hero Is some one with the heart on the right side! Helen Me too! Le Hire. The Effect of Promotion. General Dabney H. Maury of the Confederate army used to tell a story nbout his faithful negro boy Jim, the son of his old mammy, whom he took with him to tho war. Tho general was not a largo man, except in the traits which make great men aud great soldiers. After the battle of Corinth, where he was promoted to tho rank of major general on the battlefleld, he came Into his tent nnd cnlled his servant. "Jim," he said, "when you make up my cot tuck those blankets well In nt the foot. My feet stick out all night." Looking up at him with nn amused look, Jim said, "Marse Dan bey, you ain't growed none, Is you, since you got promoted yesterday?" LIpplncott's Magazine. Tho First Kicker. First rrehistoric Man Then you don't approve of cooking and manual training in the schools? Second Prehistoric Man It's a shameful waste of the taxpayers' mon ey. That daughter of mine has had two years of it, and she can't fry a dlnosnur flt to eat, whllo my son, who hns been nt it Just as long, has carved a club that I wouldn't trust to black tho eye of n baby mammoth. Puck. Equal to the Occasion. Tho Visitor You have n very fine view here, my friend. Tho Guide Aye; enn sometimes see n long way. The Visitor (facetiously) Ah, I sup pose you can see America when it Is clear? Tho Guide Farther than that. The Visitor Ah. is that so? Tho Guide Yes, if you wait awhile you'll see the moon. Sketch. Five Off. An orchestra leader was working over a now muBical play at a rehearsal with a widely known manager. "That's too loud," Interrupted tho mauager. "1 can't help it," returned tho leader; "It calls for forte." "All tho same," answered tho man ager, "mako it thirty-live." Metropoli tan Magazine. The Middleman. "Tho middleman is tho ono who makes all the confusion In tlds ques tion of supply nnd demand," said the offhand economist. "Yes," replied tho man with the dou ble chin. "Hut what are you going to do about it? You can't possibly ignoro tho waiter and do business directly with tho cook." Washington Star. Escaped. Scorcher ((to country nrtlst engaged in painting n landscape) Hathcr rum ropy, ain't it? I expected to And some jrtlsts here. I started to come yester day, but (solemnly) I broke my chnlu. Tho Artist (not In a very pleasant mood) Oh, Indeed, and have you bit ten nny one yet? Answers. Her Trust Supreme. "Sho has every confidence in her hus band." "That so?" "Yes; even when sho is riding with him In their auto and he Is driving sho doesn't think it necessary to warn him to bo careful." Detroit Freo Press. A Provident Husband, Wife Now, seo 'ere, Jim; if ycr don't provide for mo bettor I shall leave yer so I warns yer." Husband Provide better? Well, I like that. Why, ain't I got yer three good Jobs o work this larst mouth?' London Tit-Blbf. CASTORij ' r" 11 i ALCOHOL 3 PF.n r.rnn AVegclabterVcparallonror. slmllailng ihcRxxf atvlllcdub ( tng Utc S tomacfas andBcrvvjj of Promotes DirtcsiionJChccrfiil ncss and RestjContalns neither OpiuntMorphinc nor Mineral. Not Narcotic, i i MtryxsfordDrSWLWmmil ' Ikrp.n Seed' jUxJana him Seed' m lanlkii US' imtitmr. 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