THE CITIZEN, WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER it, igia. PAGE SEVEN KONETCHY'S GREAT PLAYING. St. Louis Flrit Baseman Putting Up Best Game of His Careen Hnvo you tnken n slant at Ed Ko noys performance this year? Critics may prefer Hal Clinso, who seldom gets by with a full season's work with out lnying off on ono oxcuso or an other, lint tlio St. Louis Nationals Orst baseman Is tho busy boy. IIo has given good measure In work ever slnco be Joined the club. nvoraglng but tbreo or four days out for tho season for several years. IIo lias steadily Improved In all de partments of his play until now lie la 01 . 1 Photo by American Pres3 Ajwoclation. ED KONETCH Y'S CAHDINAM' TinST SACKEH. hitting, Adding and playing the gamo better than over. Koney is hitting .310 and has made over 1,000 putouts. IIo leads tho league in assists. In 103 ;anios ho made but seven errors, scored sixty-eight runs and stolo twuu-ty-ono bases. And If there is any first baseman In I tho leaguo that can beat his all round work mention his name under your breath. SHILLING WEALTHY JOCKEY. lYoung Horse Pilot Owns Majority of Commercial Enterpnees In Pans, Tex. Cal Shilling, America's best Jockey, receives a retaining feo of $12,000 a rear from n. C. nnllenbeck. a milllon- lilre eastern turfman, and yawns when tho Dguro is mentioned, remembering tho "good old days" when Sam Hll- Jreth paid him 520,000 for tho first call on his services and second and third calls brought $10,000 and $5,000 re spectively. Shilling halls from Paris, Tex., and owns n majority of tho commercial snterpriscs of tho place. There arc- n Shilling grocery, a Shilling hardware store, a Shilling blacksmith shop and other Shilling places, Btarted by tho iremler Jockey, and somo day ho may awn enough real cstato to chango the mino of tho town to Shilling. Jockeys llko Shilling command largo I sums for their serricos, but as Fred Cook, the old lino bookmaker, sagely asked: "What's tho uso of owning a sood horso If you haven't a good rider for him?" Shilling pilots tho Hallenbeck horses, Including Worth, Adams Express, "auntleroy, Prince Gal and Azyiade, and his owner believes $12,000 cheap for tho master hand to guldo them. Tho "best Jockey" Is tall for his business and has powerful hands and arms, no is n caro free, fnn loving Dad, who enjoys himself chasing wild k-abblts about tho Latonla raco course ieso days. GANZEL IN BIG SHOW? (Rochester's Leader May Be Qivon Berth as Manager In Majors. Will John Ganzol, who has won threo pennants with tho Rochestcrs may capture n fourth this season, nanago a major leaguo team next year? Jnnzol didn't succeed when ho handlod ao Cincinnati Hods flvo years ago, but pat was nothing to his discredit, bo- bauso nobody can do himself justico in Jlnctnnntl. Gnnzel's brother Charley was n star hatcher for tho Detroit champions ,)nck In 1SSS and was sold to tho Bos- kons for $30,000, togother with Drouth- s, Richardson and Bennett John Jauzel camo later and was a crack lrst baseman In big leaguo company. IIo has shown unmlstnknblo mana- erlal ability at tho head of tbo Rochcs- tcain, and It is said that ho has re ceived several major leaguo offors. England Regains Long Lost Title. Sinco 1870, when 12. Trlckett of New South Wales won tho tltlo of world's champion sculler from J. XL Sadler, gland had not won tho champion- until Ernest Barry defeated IUch- Arnst of Australia on tho Thames. or thirty-six yoars tho tltlo has been continually held by Australia na and madia na. rale Football Candidates Start Sept. 12 Football candidates at Y&lo uill etart practice Sept 12. Our "Depressed" Neighbors By CHARLES STELZLE fOUU million "Spanish-Americans" claim our attention In Cuba, In Porto Hlco nnd In tho southwest section of tho United States, nlthotigh the majority are neither Spanish nor Americans. While you have no right to assume nn air of pharasalcal supremacy with regard to any other raco or class of people, nevertheless It Is our btiHlness to be mightily concerned about any group nnywhero which Is suiTerlng through Ignorance because of Illit eracy, through superstition because of mistaken religious teaching, through Immorality because of low standards of leadership. These must nil bo eradl- ILLITERACY IN CUBA According to Birth and Color Population Ten Years of Age and Over 1,481,573 TOTAL FOREIGN WHITE 196,881 Percentage of Illiteracy25.6 TOTAL COLORED 453,714 Percentage of Illiteracy 55.0 TOTAL NATIVE WHITE 830,978 Percentage, of Illiteracy 41.4 cated, first of all for tho sake of the people themselves, but also because tho weal or tho woo of every man and woman nnd child helps to constitute tho life and tho thought of tho world. Much of the situation that ono finds in Spanish-American countries is duo to the causes Just Indicated. Tills is particularly true of Cuba, for whoso birth and being tho United States is so largely responsible. According to the census of 1007, tho conditions with regard to Illiteracy in thnt country were as Is indicated on the alxvo poster. Out of a total population of 2,01S,9S0, 21,420 were carpenters, ono out of every seven being illiterate. Of cigar factory operatives there were 24,101, the proportion of Illiteracy being slightly higher. Hut these constituted tho better typo of workers. Of farmers, planters and farm laborers there were 304,821 males and 3,110.feniales. Of tho mnlcs 235, 027, or nearly two-thirds, were Illiterate. The Illiteracy among the females wis in nbout tho same proportion. About one-half of the males of voting age aro Illiterate. Another striking fact in connection with the life of Cuba is that 2Vj7,SSS, or 12.0 per cent of the total population, nre Illegitimate children. But horo they are another distinct obligation which America must meet They need Bchools that will not only teach their children to become efficient workmen, but which teach them the dignity and the beauty of labor. In tho schools that wo furnish wo must therefore provide a curriculum which will combine manual training and art and music, besides the other cultural teach ing, but principally wo must teach those things which make for a better man hood and womanhood. "Ho pretends to bo a very busy man." "By jinks, there's no pretense about it IIo supports a wlfo and seven chil dren on a salary of $00 a month." Chicago Record-IIerald. I Lemonade. When making lemonade dissolve the sugar in a llttlo hot water before ndd lng it to tho lemon Juice. It will not link and will sweeten It more quickly. And vow that llfo Is lull of care? Each moment that goes swiftly by Is euro to brine a laugh somewhere. And tho supply Is ever new. And louder Brows tho note of cheer. Tho clothes that fashion brings to view Are getting funnier every year. ThcBo hats and shoes and all the rest Of the attire that meets our gazo We'll greet with wild, hilarious zest As now we Jest of other days. Tho present price tag may exert A certain lnfluenco severe. But look ahead for laughs alert Our clothes get funnier every year. Washington Star. "Mercy, Laura, what do you mean by beginning to writo Just as soon as the train pulls out?" "Oh. I'm Just writing a postcard to my husband telling him we nrrlved safely." Cloveland Plain Dealer. "What did you do with all tbo gct-rlch-qulck money you landed?" asked Mr. Flamm. "Lost It," replied Mr. Fllmm. "A fellow invented a get-rlcher-qulcker scheme and lured mo Into It" Washington Star. J. Henry Peck, quite gay. forsooth. Had Just emerged from voting booth. This 'oqual rights' Is great," quoth he. "It surely makes a hit with me." His friend, surprised, his eyes did bat And aBked how Henry figured that., . With caution great Hank looked around, And, drawing near, his voice he fduud: "This is the first chance In my lite I've had to vote against my wife." Chicago Tribune. "Why did you gtvo your parrot away? The poor bird meant nothing by lta profaulty." "I could stand Its profanity, but It was learning to Imltato my neighbor's rusty lawn mower." Louisville Courier-Journal. "So Bates' wlfo turned suffragette as a matter of principle." "flow BO?" "Bates ran for office, and sho felt it was her duty to voto against him." Life. 'Tin leap year, and throughout the land These timid words you'll note: "Oh, will she ask mo for my hand Or merely for my vote?" Washington Star. Judge What is tho chargo against this prisoner? Policeman Holding a man up and knocking him down, your honor. Bos ton Transcript. Wlfo Why aro you potting cotton in your cars? Absentmlnded Professor 1 can't stand the .spell of tJja cookjjyr. Satire. Penguins. Many of the ways of the penguins are suggestive of preserved instincts. Their attitude when sleeping Is mod eled on that of birds with fully devel oped wings. But tho penguin has to be content with reaching tho shelter of his wing with no more than the tip of his beak. Gun Testing Cages. For testing guns safely tho British army Ores them from within stool cages, made strong enough to catch r-iu rngnj,enr8 snonia tney nursi. Llttlo drops in water, Llttlo drops on land. Make tho aviator Jrtn the heavenly band. Satire. "What Is all tills troublo James Eads How Is having with his hobo society?" "Ho succeeded in putting tho organ ization on a working basis." Buffalo Express. "That chap next door is having a ter rible argument with his wife." "But I don't hear his volco at all." "Why should you when ho hasn't spoken?" Life. She woro no freakish skirts nor hats, Sho woro no diamonds in hci heel. Her hair was never filled with rats. But she could cook a good square meaL Cincinnati Enquirer. "How is a good way to break a man of poker playing?" "To break n man of poker playing you must break him at poker playing." Houston Post. "Do you know, I heard your family doctor Is n dipsomaniac?" "No such thing, no's no allopath." Baltimore American. Let us, then, bo up and doing Doing every ono wo meet Bo that through tho years ensuing We may have enough to eat Judge. Mrs, Nowedd Jack, dear, 1 want you to get your life Insured. Nowedd Why? Are you going to do your own cooking? Boston Transcript "If madam will pardon mo, this stilt does not match her complexion as well as the other." "Tho suit Is all right I want it to match a bull pup." Washington Herald. Behold the lowly hookworm. Who labors up and down With patient awkward Angers On wMVs latest sown. Satire. HELEN KELLER" -SINGS TO MANY NATIONALITIES. Girl Born Deaf, Dumb and Blind Also Delivers Address. Mliw Helen Keller, born denf, dumb nnd blind, showed tho assembled otolo gists nt their congress In Uic Hnrvard Medical school that sho had added still another to her phenomenal list of ac complishments when she sang to them. During tho formal addresses, which were mostly In foreign tongues, Miss Keller sat on tho platform listening through the fingers of her teacher, Professor White of tho New England Conservatory of Music, nnd now nnd then applauding when a speaker made particularly pleasing reference to tho new education of tho blind. When It came Professor White's turn ho demonstrated tho extent of control that Miss Keller had gained over her vocal chords, tongue and Hps. Ills Illus trations were conveyed from his lips to Miss Keller's finger tips, placed tightly over his mouth. All tho vowels and tho consonant sounds uttered by Miss Keller camo out clearly and precisely, nnd tho nudlcnco spontaneously broke Into tho heartiest applause. Then came tho crowning achieve ment, tho singing of nn octave on sol nnd fa nnd re, somo of tho tones be ing very sweet. This performance not only amazed but delighted the savants. Miss Keller, Professor White snys, has the rare faculty of absolute pitch Previous to giving Oils exhibition Miss Keller made an address in Eng lish, in which sho said: "This Is n new day In tho education of tho deaf, tho day when the physi cian is no longer content to tight the hostile silences with medicine nnd sur gical Instruments nlone, but helps the teacher to pour tho blessed waters of speech Into the desert of dumbness." Portions of Ids address Miss Keller repeated In French and German for the edification of the representatives of those nntions. Moreover, she talked over the phone, and so clear was her enunciation that tho reporter nt tho other end did not realize until told afterward that It waB Miss Keller herself he had been asking questions of. Send in all your Items of interest. The Citizen Is looking for them. SPENCER : The Jeweler t would like to see you If I you are in the market! for J JEWELRY, SILVER- t WARE, WATCHES, CLOCKS, DIAMONDS, AND NOVELTIES "Guaranteed articles only sold." SHE-IUFF'S SALE OF VALUABLE ItEAL ESTATE. By vlrtuo of process Isfiuod out of tho Court ot Common Pleas of Wnyno county, and Stato of Ponnnylvanla, and to mo di rected nnd delivered, I havo lovled on and will oxposo to public sale, nt tho Court IIouso In Ilonosdnlo, on KltlDAV, SEPT. liT, 11)12, 1! P. M. All tho defendant's right, tltlo nnd Interest In tbo following de scribed property viz: All thoso two certain pieces or lots of land sltuato In tho township of Scott, county of Wayne and Stato of Pennsylvania and separately hounded nnd described as follows, to wit: Tho first pleco or lot beginning at a hemlock stump formerly corner of Joshua Myrlck land; thence south soventy-soven degrees and thirty minutes east along northerly line of land formerly of Myrlck Buck and land of Hiram Buck, two chains and sixty-six links to a dry birch tree nnd a pllo of stones for a corner; thence north fifty-three degrees west ono chain and forty links to a corner; thence north eighty-one degrees west forty-ono links to a corner; thence north forty-ono degrees west one chain and eighty links to tho placo of beginning; containing one-fourth of nn acre of land. Tho second pleco or lot beginning at a stako and stonoa corner by the side of tho Hales Eddy road, being a corner of land owned In 18G4 by David Spoor; thence north thlrty-flve degrees west forty-six perches to a small sugar maple; thenco north eighty-seven and one-half degrees west one hundred and forty-nino per ches to a hemlock tree In the west lino of the James Brown tract; thence along said lino two and one half degrees west sixty-eight perches to a beech tree; thenco east ninety perches to a hemlock treo; thence north seventy-seven degrees oast to a stake and stones on tho east line of said James Brown tract; thence north two and one-half degrees east along said lino to the placo of be ginning; containing seventy-five acres and twenty-flvo perches bo the same more or less. Excepting and reserving from the second described lot however about threo and 45-100 acres lying on the east side of the Haleo Eddy Road aforesaid, heretofore sold and con veyed to the said Joshua Myrlck. All of which land being the same land conveyed by Edward E. Buck et al. to Jennie S. Buck by deed dated March 10, 1903, and recorded in Wayne County Deed Book No. 99, pago 459. Part of said land being Improved. Seized and taken In execution as the property of Jennie S. Buck at the suit of I. L. Buck. No. 29 January Term 1909. Judgment, ?3S7. Mum ford Attorney. ALSO. All tho defendant's right, title and interest in the following de scribed property viz: By virtue of the annexed writ of execution I have this day levied upon and taken In execution all that cer tain pleco or parcel of land situate, lying and being in tho township of Oregon, county of Wayne and Com monwealth of Pennsylvania, bounded and described as follows, to wit: Beginning at a corner In the line of lands formerly belonging to Pres ton and Collins, and running thence by tho said line north twenty-five and one-fourth degrees east ninety-four and three-fourths rods to the line of a:ind now or formerly of Wilcox; thence by the eamo north seventy eight degrees east flfty perches to the line of lands now or late of J. Shields; thence by tho samo south twelve degrees east fifty-five perches to the line of lands now or late of Daniel Wlckham; Whence by the same south fifty degrees west ninety-eight perches; thenco north sixty-five de grees west twenty-five and one-half perches to tho place of beginning, containing thirty-three acres and one hundred and fifty perche's, bo tho samo more or less. Upon tho samo Is n frame house, barn and chicken hoiiBo nnd other buildings. Applo nnd other fruit trees nnd nearly all Improved land. Seized and taken In execution as the property ot Henry Jardln at the suit of l' W. Krcitner, use. No. 1C1 Juno Term, 1912. Judgment 1500. Lee, Attorney ALSO All the defendant's right, tltlo nnd interest In tho following described property viz: All that certain piece or parcel of land situate in tho township of Man chester, county of Wnyno and Stato of Pennsylvania, bounded and de scribed as follows, viz: Beginning at tho southeast corner of a lot of land sold to Jcsso Hathaway; thence south soventy-threo and one-half degrees west ono hundred and forty and sixth-tenths rods to stones corner; thence south sixteen and one-half degrees east ono hundred and nine teen rods to a stones corner; thenco north seventy-three and one-half de grees east ono hundred and forty and six-tenths rods to a stones corn er; thenco south sixteen and one half degrees east ono hundred and nineteen rods to stones corner; thence north seventy-thrco and one half degrees east ono hundred and forty and six-tenths rods to stone3 corner; thence north sixteen and one-half degrees west ono hundred and nineteen rods to the place of be ginning. Containing one hundred and sixty-seven acres and 29 and 7-32 porches of land, be tho same more or less. Excepting and reserving out of tho above live and one-half acres which N. B. Hathaway et ux. by deed dated January 11, 1S60, and recorded In Wayne County Deed Book No. 29, pago 537, granted and conveyed to Cornelius Van Duzen, being the same land which Lillian B. Coon and Clarence D. Coon by deed dated tho Uth day ot March, 1895, and re corded in Wayno County Deed Book No. 77, page 231, etc., granted and conveyed to Mario P. Kesler. Also being the same land which Charles Cuinmings and wife granted and con veyed on the 20th day of February, 1905, to Austin E. Lord, said deed being recorded in Wayne county in Deed Book No. 93, page 300, also being the same land which Austin E. Lord et ux. granted and conveyed to Albert A. Bartholf by deed dated tho 20th day of February, A. D., 1911, and recorded In Wayne county Deed Book No. 102, page 29, on 21st day of February. 1911. Upon said premises Is a two story frame house, one barn, 32x44, and one barn, 2Sx34, and other out buildings, one good orchard and good springs. Seized and taken in execution as the property of Albert A. Bartholf at the suit of Austin E. Lord. No. 7S, January Term, 1911. Judgment, $4,000. P. H. Iloff, Attorney. TAKE NOTICE All bids and costs must be paid on day ot sale or deeds will not be acknowledged. FRANK C. KIMBLE, Sheriff. Honesdale, Aug. 23, 1912. A DMINISTRATOR'S NOTICE. Estate of Fletcher Gilpin, M. D., late of Sterling, deceased. All persons indebted to said estate aro notified to make immediate pay ment to the undersigned, and those having claims against tho said es tate are notified to present thes: duly attested for settlement. Mrs. Llbblo Gilpin, executrix of tho estate ot Fletcher Gilpin, M. D., by Friend B. Gilpin, attorney. 118 North Ave., West, Cranford, N. J., Aug. 28, 1912. 70eolG. 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