PAGE SIX THE CITIZEN, FRIDAY, MAY 24, 1912. ' A 8prlngtlda Experience. 1 iroyly sought the sylvan Blade lAired by tho call of spring That told of blossoms sweet arrayed Whoro birds wcro Caroline. I found tho purlins brook that flows Iienoath tho sky so blue, Itopeatlng softly as It goes , . , J A story ever now. i I Knyly sought tho sylvan glatle And then camo homo again. Hoist was tho meadow where I strayed And dank tho shadowy glen. Each germ that lingers round about My llfo nil fiercely seeks. Tho doctor says I will bo out, Perhaps, In several weeks. Washington Star. Old Friends Are Dost. "William I.ndil of the famous banking family of Portland, Ore.. Is fussy nbout his lints. lie likes thcni ensy mill com fortable 011 bis head. One day he wanted a new derby and went to buy It. The clerk showed I1I111 n lot of lints. Lndd tried tliein nil on, but none suit ed lilm. Finally bo picked up a lint and put It on. It was very comfort able. "I'll take this," snld I.add. "All right, Mr. Ladd," snld the clerk. "Five dollars, please." Ladd pnld the money and wont along. Wiken lie pot home bo discovered the clerk had sold him the old bat bo had worn Into the store. Saturday Even ing Post Say This Quickly. Betty Hotter bought somo butter. "Hut," sho pnld. "this butter's bitter. If I put It In my batter It will mako my batter bitter. Hut a bit of better butter "Will mako my batter better." Bo sho bought a bit o' butter Better than tho bitter butter And made her bitter batter better. So 'twas bettor Hetty Hotter Sought a bit of better butter. Tit-Bits. A Personal Affront. Striking members of the Amalgamat ed Skirt Stitchers were holding a con ference. "Where Is that tall, thin girl who Joined the union last week?" inquired tho walking delegate. The secretary aroso to reply: "She handed in her resignation this morning." "What was her reason?" "Sho took offenso when she was call ed on to act as a picket." Judge. Back Again, Now cease to fret o'er butcher bills; Tho price of meat forget. What matters If tho finny folk Escape tho fisher's net? Farewell to pork chop and to stew! Avaunt, you costly steak! Wo welcome back to festive board Tho Juicy red shortcake! Judgo. No Waves. A young mother who still considers marcel waves as tho most fashionable way of dressing the hair was at work on tho job. The precocious child was crouched on its father's lap, tho baby fingers now and then sliding over tho smooth and glossy pate which Is father's. "No waves for you, father," remark ed the little one. "You're all beach." Now York Times. Lucky Adam. Eve was a model wife. No slew Of clothes she had to pack. She never asked old Adam to Please hook her up the back. Cincinnati Enquirer. Another Optimist. "Butler Is always optimistic." "Yes; I have noticed that he keeps thinking things might be worse than they are." "lie was saying this morning that wo ought to be glad the womeii who wear waists which have to be hooked up in the back do not wear boots which have to bo buttoned behind." Chicago Itecord-llerald. Amended, "Drink to me only with thine eyes And I will pledge with mine" For I should havo to pledge my watch If you should ask for wine. Satire. The Very Good Man. Towne I don't see why Gbodley Kbould bo so unpopular with all of you. Ho never speaks ill of any one. Browne No, but he's ono of these aggravating fellows who can say, "Oh, yes; Jones looked very happy when 1 saw him last!" and say it in such a way as to give the impression that Jones was horribly drunk. Catholic Standard and Times. A Vast Consumption. "I'm glad the straw voto now holds sway,' Tho horse remarked, with glee, "For If they got to using hay Where would my luncheon be?" Washington Star. A Midnight Monologue. Clinton Did you get In without your wife hearing you last night? Clublelgh No, and I didn't get in without my hearing her, either. Bos ton Transcript. At His Best. The pigeon no'or Is called a pest, Though song Is not his boast. He's handsome, but ho looks his best When playing squab on toast. Denver Republican. Heredity, "I think ho must have inherited his ability to talk whllo on his feet." "Was his father a public speaker?" "No; n barber." Chicago Itecord llerald. The Recall. Tho recall la not now at nil. We've had It alt our lives. All married men's decisions Aro recalled by their wives. Cincinnati Enquirer. What's the Use? He Shall wo bonny? , She No; let's Just sit down and liujr. Laces arid Malines Handled HEN tho millinery designer onco understands how to ueo theso airy abrlcs (whoEo description merits vorso, rather than prose) wo aro refreshed with delight ful cxampleB of her art Both malines and laces must bo managed by an artist; for commonplace designing cannot harmonize with such exquisite products of tho loom. Theso wonder ful materials havo no reason for ex istence except in tho realm of beauty. They aro woven with thiB idea In mind. They provide tho field in which the fancy of thoso who .mako fabrics, may allow itself to play, borrowing from flowers, birds, clouds, its inspiration. Mallno is not as fragllo as It looks. although it is fragile. Llko mnny oth er fabrics it has been water-ptoofed so that molsturo does not kill it. It is not meant for dally wear. Mallno has como into great proralnenco lately as a substitute for tho heron aigrette, whoso passing is but a matter of time. GLOVES THAT CAN BE WASHED Preparation Guaranteed to Cleanse Chamois and Doeskin If Not Too Badly Soiled. Duck's foot yellow 1b the accepted color in glovo wear for tho morning, and is worn irrespective of a "match" with tho gray whipcord and opongo coat and skirt costumes that aro issuing now from the smartest tail ors. Doeskin and chamois gloves of wash able propensities aro models liked by many women, and are procurablo in all lengths from tho ono or two but tons or mound snaps to tho 15 button length. A roclpo that is said to be good for washing chamois and doeskin gloves is as follows; Make a good lather with soap powdor or Jelly and tepid water, and add a tablespoonful of ammonia to each quart of water. Tho gloves should then bo put into a basin and bo left to soak for about a quarter of an hour. Thoy should bo squeezed and pressed with tho hands, but on no account wrung. Rlnso In fresh tepid water, to which a few drops of ammonia havo been added, then press In a clean towel and pull Into shape. After this hang them in tho air or near an open window until dry. Banded Coats. Banded coats promise to bo extreme ly smart during tho spring season. A number of tho inovltablo whito sorgo suits seen at the southern resorts havo the ball mark of the moment Im pressed upon them by belted effects. Ono of those Is effectivcly'rellevod by clusters of tiny black buttons and revere and cuffs of sucdo colored cloth, a narrow black patent bolt encircling tho waist. Again, in the case of a Shantung suit in such an artistic shado as dull apricot, tho band was of tho silk, vory deep and permanent ly attached. But thero aro aU kinds of diversi ties of tho bolt, nnd for that reason alono wo aro bound to seo tho stylo later in the season. Waistcoat of Feathers. Tho latest ubo to which Frenoh women havo put bird's plumago 1b to mako it into snug, warm waistcoats which aro worn under smart, tailor mado coats. Tho moro brilliant tho plumago tho moro cffoctlvo of course, and very often a toquo composed of tho same kind of feathers is worn also. Though soveral of theso gllots olecaux havo boon soon In tho Bola they are not likely to bocomo very popular, as they aro difficult to make and vory expensive. Norfolk and Blazers. Norfolks and b lasers aro now being shown by practically all tho largo ro tailors throughout tho country, says tho Dry goo ils Economist. Tho popu larity of outdoor sports is constantly pa tho Increase, and a short coat to be worn on such ocoaalonB li almost b necessity for women who indulge In feuch outdoor exercises as tennis, golf, Stc. W Daintily by the Milliner ,. ' Thero are laces that aro very sub stantial, as wll as thoso which aro al most too dellcato to use. This Is tho day of laces and tho fashionnble varie ties aro seen everywhere gownB, coats and hats, whether for the prom enade or Indoor wear, are bedecked with lace. They aro usually applied flat to another fabric. But tho lighter varieties, Buch as val, point do esprit, mecblln, etc., aro worn in narrow plaltlngs and rufflon. Tbero is a fu ror for cluny, especially in llngcrlo gowns nnd hats, and on undcrmuslins. And thero aro many heavy novelty laoos for coats and gowns and for hats, that look well placed on thoso substantial garments made for dally wear. Therefore street hats, even of tho most mannish outlines, aro fitting ly banded with graceful laoo patcrns. Tho two hats shown here ore excel lent examples of tho way In which mo lino and lace aro used in the hands of the artist in millinery. JULIA BOTTOM LEY. CAMISOLE This Ib a dainty llttlo comlsolo cut with a deep "V at top, which is trimmed at edgo by beading edged with lace; ribbon is threaded through beading and narrow tucks are made below. The fulness at lower part Ib tucked, then set to a narrow band, which connects it to tho basque. The llttlo puffed sleovo is finished oft with a lace frill. Materials required: Ono and one half yard 3G inches wide, VA yard beading, two yards ribbon, 2 yards lace. Working for Baby. Tho wooden ribbon diso may be used as a basis for tho reel needed for baby's llngerio runnors. Having pasted whito satin of tho correct size over tho edgo of tho reel, trim tho two flat surfaces with circles of card board, but a half Inch larger than tho foundation, first covering them smoothly on ono sldo with whito or cream satin and then gluolng' their under sides to tho flat surfaces of tho wooden rool. When perfoctly dried, the girl who wields a paint brush may decorato tho satin surfaces with representations of cherubs, or, if sho hand-embroiders expertly, with sprays of fine flowers. Attractive Tray. An artistic tray may be made at home from an old mirror or plcturo framo. In tho caso of a mirror, ro tnovo tho mercury-coverod glass and replaco with a plain ono. Covor tho boapd that fats bohlnd tho glass with a piece of flowered or rhjurod ere anno or rich-looking tapestry. Put P?o board In place and over the back of It tack a piece oZ Kelt, which will prevent the trey from scratching any table upon which It might be placed. Dot two brass handles at tho hard'' ware store, screw taeato on ho ends o tho tray. It Is tW ready tor use. use. 1 JOSEPH N. WELCH Fire nsurance The OLDEST Fire Insurance Agency In Wayne County. Office: Second floor Maaonio Build Ing, over 0. 0. Jadwin's drug store Honsdale. HKPOItT OK THE CONDITION OP THE WAYNE COUNTY SAVINGS BANK H0NE8DAI.K, WAYHK CO., PA.. at the close ol business, Mat, 3. 11)12. RES0UKCE8 Reserve fund Cash, specie nnd notes, $52,U2 45 Due from approved re serve audits 131.2115 OT Lwil securities at par... I0,000t00-223,!if8 41 N'ickelsand cents 1K1 25 Checks nnil rash Items 1.WU 41 Due from llanksnnd Trust Co's.not reserve 4.603 16 Securities plcdecd for Special deposits 5,000 00 Hills discounted : Upon one name $ M.R31 30 I'pon two or more names 2S7.348 32-3-44.17!) CS Time loans with collateral 5.I.35.S "3 Loanson call with collateral 125,0fS3 00 Loans on call upon one name 3.150 00 Uians on call upon two or moro names 42,101 00 Loans secured by bonds and mortgages 21.700 00 Honds. Stocks, etc.. Schedule I.... 1,803,631 44 Mortgages and Judgments of rec ord. 311.012 61 Olllce llulldlng and Lot 27,000 00 Other Ileal Estate 0.000 00 1'urnltureanu Fixtures z,vm uo Overdrafts 93 12 .Miscellaneous Assets 4uuau $3,007,538 11 LIABILITIES, Capital Stock, paid in $ 100.000 00 Mirpmsi-umi iw.uuu uu Undivided Protlts. less expenses and taxes paid 57,975 38 Individual deposits sub ject tocheck $192.2fi7 77 Indivldal Ienosit.Tlme.2.222.372 97 Time ccrtlllcates ot de posit 238 78 Deposits, Common wealth of Pennsylva'n 25.000 00 Deposits U.S. Postal.... Savings 238 ff, Certlticd Checks 50 00 Cashier's check outst'e 001 31-2.411,069 C9 Duo to banks audTrust Cos. not re serve 8,493 01 $3,007,538 11 State of Pennsylvania, County of Wayne, ss: I. H. Scott Salmon, Cashier of the above named Company, do solemnly swear that tho above statement Is true, to tho best ol my knowledge and belief. (Signed) II. S. SALMON. Cashier. Subscribed nnd sworn to before me this 9th day of May, 1912. (Signed) ROBERT A. SMITH, N. P. . . . "t--.., . NotarialiSeal Correct-Attest: nui V. P. KiMniE. H.J. Conger, E. W. Qammell. Directors. The Delaware & Hudson Company t PROMPTON, WEDNESDAY, MAY 15th I For the Transaction of Freight and KEYSTONE Pharmacy Tho creditors of tho Percy L. Colo drug storo havo secured tho services of Duel Dodge, who for 20 years had a pharmacy of his own In Ilonesdale. Ho has boon appointed manager by them and will hereafter conduct tho business under tho namo of tho KEYSTONE PHARMACY 1123 Main St. All prescriptions accurate ly compounded. mmt;3Kaxm:;taui::amit:miaa MARTIN CAUFIELD Designer and Man ufacturer of ARTISTIC MEMORIALS Office and Works 1036 MAIN ST. HONESDALE, PA. A nDITOR'S NOTICE. ii. In Re Estate oISarah A. Wilson, , Late of the Borough of Ilonesdale, Tho undersigned, an auditor ap pointed by tho Orphans' Court of Wayne county to restate tho ac count of tho executor of tho said es tate If necessary and to mako dis tribution of tho funds remaining In his hands belonging to tho decedent, among tho parties entitled thereto will attend to the duties of his ap pointment at his office in tho bor ough of Ilonesdale, on FRIDAY, JUXE 7, 1912, at 10 o'clock in tho forenoon. All persons interested aro requested to he present and persent their claims, duly attested before tho auditor or bo debarred from coming in upon the funds of the said estate. chas. Mccarty, 39w3 Auditor. Announce the Opening of Their NEW STATION at Passenger Business. I'KOFESSIONAL CAItDS. Attornevs-ot-Lnw. H WILSON, . ATTORNEY t COUNBELOR-AT-LAW. Olllce adjacent to Post Oflico In Dlmmlck olllce, Ilonesdale, Pa. WM. II. LEE, ATTORNEY A COUN8EI.OR-AT-LAW. Ofllce over post olllce. All lecnl business promptly nttended to. Ilonesdale, Pa. 171 O. MUMFORD, li, ATTORNEY A COUNSELOR-AT-LAW Olllce Liberty Hall building, opposite the Post Olllce. Ilonesdale. Pa, OMER GREENE. ATTOitVEV rnnvBEr.nn.iT.i in; Olllce. Court House. Ilonesdale Pa. niiARLEs a. Mccarty, J ATTORNEY A COUNSELOR-JT-LAW. Special and prompt attention given to the collection of claims. Olllce. City Hall, ilonesdale. Pa. ME. SIMONS, . ATTORNEY A COUNSELOR-AT-LAW Office in the Court House, Ilonesdale Pa. PETER II. ILOtF, ATTORNEY A COUNSELOR-AT-L AW Ofllce Second floor old Savings Brit building. Ilonesdale. Pa, Q ISA RLE & SALMON,' D ATTORNEYS A COUN8ELORS-AT-LAW Offices latclv occupied by Judge Searle rtHESTER A. GARRATT, J ATTORNEY A COUNSELOR-AT-LAW. Office adjacent to Post Office, Ilonesdale, Pa. Dentists. DR. E. T. BROWN, DENTIST. Office First floor, old Savings Hank build ing. Ilonesdale. Pa. D R. C. R. BRADY, DENTIST, HONESDALE, TA. 1011 MAIN ST. Citizens' Phone. Physicians. PB. PETERSON, M. D. . 1120 MAIN STREET, HONESDALE, TA. Kyeand Kar a specialty. The fitting of class es siven careful attention. IIVERY F. G. KICKARD Prop. MltST-CLASS WAGON'S, RELIABLE HOUSES. Espceinl Attention Given to Transit Business. STONE BARN CHURCH STREET. W. C. SPRY BEACnLAJCE. AUCTIONEER HOLDS SALES ANYWHERE IN STATE. t PA t I