PAGE SIX THE CITIZEN, WEDNESDAY, APRIL 24, 1912. lUJOULATION OF ItAILWAY ItATKS AND WAOKS. It must mnko tho railway ongl neors a Httlo dizzy to remark how swiftly tho regulation of ratoa by tho lntor-Stato Commorco Commis sion has been turned Into a regula tion of wages. Tho law requires rates to bo "Just and reasonable," and everybody applauds. But, ad drosslng tho Trafllo Club at Pitts burgh, tho Chairman of tho Cotnmls lon said with roferenco to the en gineers' demand: if this increaso in wages is unjus tifiable, and If on that account an In crease in rato Is allowed, it results that tho general public, Including all other forms of labor, is required to pay what is unjust nnd unreasonable. Must tho Government not, there fore, bo satisfied not only that tho added wages are paid by the rail roads, but that thoy are necessarily ind properly paid? it had already appeared that tho Government regulation of rates had abolished tho open market for rates. Hates which aro regulated cannot be varied, and price competition disap peared. Now it seems that tho regu lation of rates Includes tho regula tion of wages, and It Is In tho way of appearing that thto open markot for wages has been abolished. This does not rest upon the casual ex pression of the Chairman, but is tho deliberately formed policy of tho Commission, and was officially de clared hypothetically at tho tlmo that tho railways were forbidden to ad vanco their rates. This is a Httlo bewildering. If tho Commission assumes to decido regarding tho reasonableness and justness of the price of labor as well as of rates, why should It not also decido regarding tho prices of all supplies? And, since railway rates are part of all prices, where Is final extension of this theory to stop? This takes tho matter too far afield for general discussion, but it may be considered in its application merely to the engineers and the railways. The theory of collective bargaining of course has substituted duress for law In tho fixing of wages. One Government after an other In several nations, and on both sides the ocean, has shriked in various degrees the 'protection of labor in earning its livelihood. But the unions now come face to face with a body not elective, and powerful enough to curb even the railways. The unions and the Com mission aro worthy foemen, and the situation Is such as has not before arisen. It will take some time for tho various parties to decido how they relish the unforseen situation. As regards the railways. It may be thought that a plea of pity is justllied, but that is not tho view now to be pressed. It is true that tho railways are suffering. In 1911 they operated 2,000 more miles of road with 31,000 fewer employes than in 19X0. Evidently they were uoing tnelr best to make up by efll ciency their limitations in the oper ation of their own property. But tne lewer employes received $4 2.' 000,000 more wages, and the net returns showed almost an equal de crease, as comnared with the usual Increaso of fifty millions, or there about. Tho sum of the loss and the Increase is about four-score millions of dollars, considerable enough to be appreciable, even in this billion-dol lar Industry. Where is this to end? As yet tho effect has been merely to check new construction and ad dition to equipment. Trade, al though In full volume, Is not boom ing, and yet equipment Is almost all busy. Always there are pessimists, but always also there are thoso who remember that the recurrence of booms is tho one sure thing in American economical conditions. Sooner or later there will come again the times when there will bo an overwhelming demand on the railways for transportation not at lower rates, but at any rates. And then the railways once more will be ordering that freight must be mov ed regardless of cost, and freights will have precedence ovor ordinary passenger traffic. Now Is tho time when preparation for such condi tions should be made. Tho Indus trial boom should precede tho rail way boom, and tho accommodations for tho railway boom cannot be ex temporized. It takes tlmo to get and lay rails, and longer yet to get cars to carrying after they aro or dered. But the railways have been deprived of the fat which they were accustomed to lay on in good times in preparation for bad times. Tho railways now aro in lean con dition, and their credit Is what is in dicated by tho Inability to float bonds on accustomed rates of Inter est. Tho Commission has said that tho railways should not charge rates enabling them both to earn a living and to enlarge their facilities. Any thing earned above a living should bo devoted to reducing rates, and facilities should bo enlarged by rais ing fresh capital. The llgures above will show the diversion to tho wage fund of resources which might have been devoted to serving tho public at large. It would seem that the time is arriving when tho gen eral public will bo more appreciative of the fact that the troubles of tho railways aro also Its troubles. Consider a little more at largo what tho troubles of tho railways aro. Tho ownership is private, but tho management is public, and with out financial responsibility for re sults. Tho number of omployes nnd tho length of tho working day are fixed by Jaw. Tho number of men to a crew is not left to tho discre tion of tho nominal management. Tho standard of equipment, tho erec tion of signals, tho removal of grado crossings, tho provision of safety appliances and countless other things which cost monoy aro directed by legal process. Tho only thing not controlled Is tho maintenance of credit, and with that problem tho roads aro wrestling. No prlvato business could bo sustained undor such conditions, hut railways aro public utilities, and that theoretical ly alters everything. Does it alter anything practically? Is there any form of statute known to man which will alter a balance sheet permanent ly? In Canada this year an excess of a hundred millions will bo spent for railway construction. In this country a half billion would not bo enough on a similar scale. Where is It to bo got? Tho question is not asked in tendornoss for tho railways, but In regard to tho commorco car ried by tho railways. That la tho pcoplo's lntorest in tho railway ques tion. Now York Times. OVKS YOUIt WINDOWS. Spring has como but common sonso about fresh air has not yot ar rlvod, 1'ooplo still havo a foolish dread of draughts. Tho avorago railroad car Is stuffy. Its air Is stale. It Is a splendid place for tho travollor to contract colds and other germs. Thcro Is every need for fresh air; yet oven In this 'moderate weather ono will seldom find moro than two or thrco windows open in n railroad car. Tho travellers are afraid of draughts. But a draught can only hurt you by chilling you. Unless you aro overheated or Insuffi ciently clothed you aro not likely to bo chilled. On tho other hand, If there Is no motion In tho nlr, you aro probably breathing tho samo nir again nnd again. This reduces your vitality and ability to resist germs. As a rule you do not tako colds and pneu monia at homo or out of doors. You get tho germs In crowds and In crowded, unventllated places. When, tho air Is blowing you can bo sure thnt you aro safe from the germs of colds, pneumonia and tuber culosis. So put asldo your foolish fear of draughts. Thero Is no excuse for closed, windows now. Throw them open In trains, trolley cars and wherever you happen to be. Karl do Schwelnitz, Executive Secretary, Pennsylvania Society for tho Preven tion of Tuberculosis. DAD HOY WHO STOLK hUNCH. Mother, Who is Touched by Kind ness of Heart Shown by Son, Put Straight by Teacher. Here Is a Httlo story that Is vouch ed for In the East end. A small boy appeared beforo his mother one afternoon leading an other small boy by tho hand. Tho stranger was dirty and tattered and uncombed. " Mamma," said tho petted child, I've brought Jimmy hero home with me to get him somethln' to eat. A bad boy stole his lunch, an' ho's aw ful hungry." The mother wasn't at all pleased with Jimmy's appearance, but It gratified her to know that her son had a kind heart. "You may take him to the kitch en, Edward," she said, "and Delia will give him what he wants." The next day Edward's mother met Edward's teacher. "No doubt you were surprised," said the teacher, "because I sent that little boy home with Edward. But Edward had taken tho boy s lunch and eaten It, and I thought It only right that he should make amends in that way!" Cleveland Plain Dealer. CDTTTIXG OUT DA ST SUMMER'S CLOTHING, Every Garment Thnt Contains Wool Should ho Well Aired. Now is the time when the house wives will do well to tako down their packing boxes, open tho old chests and get in readiness tho linens and light wool dresses for spring wear. One of tho first necessities is the airing that must bo given tho flan nels and panamas, tho voiles and the etamines, everything that contains wool or that Is worn in tho spring and summer. Then tako out tho tub gowns and see that they aro cleansed perfectly and aro convenient to wear when they are needed. The colored ginghams may be beautifully laundered without fading If they are not put In boiling water. Prepare the water with salt and make a suds, so that soap need not be applied to the material. This does not require much rub blng either. If the goods aro rolled gently between tho palms the soil will come out easily. Then rinse In good, clear water, in which there is a handful of salt. Do not hang in tho sun, as this fades tho material quickly. Your dimities should bo laundered In tho samo manner, but never rubbed on a board, as it is sure to tear them, and fine clothing must bo carefully handled If it is to last any length of tlmo. Gum arable is used In tho water for stiffening dimities and organdies. This makes them appear as when new, with tho natural dressing. . , , , t it i 1 1 it n it $1(1(1,000,000 is Wealth of 12 Lost Americans. John Jacob Astor.S Benjamin Guggen heim George D. Wick, of Youngstown, O., a coal and Iron magnate Isldor Straus, mer chant and phil anthropist Georgo D. Widen er, of Philadel phia, son of P. A. B. Wldener. Harry Elkins Wid encr, his son... Arthur ltyerson, of Philadelphia ... William C. Dulles, a member of an old Philadelphia family C. Duano Williams, of Philadelphia. 'Frederick Sutton, of Philadelphia. Charles M. a lays, president of tho Grand Trunk Itallroad Henry D. Harris, .owner of tho Hudson, Harris and other thea tres 125,000,000 10,000,000 r, 000, 000 5,000,000 c, 000, 000 2,000,000 5,000,000 2.500,000 2,000,000 500,000 3,000,000 1,000,000 S10G.000.000 P 4f ty o O l O ? Mrs. Wlso I understand that tho Eskimos of Alaska mako waterproof shirts and boots out of tho skin of tho salmon. Mr. Wise Sounds llBhy. FOR THE CHILDREN The Thrifty Man. I hate to bo dependent on what tho mer chants ell, For nftentlmen their choicest wares don't suit mo very well. They hnve such dusty, shopworn things arrayed upon the shelf That I'vo concluded I shall ralso some specialties myself. My wife Is fond of Jelly, aad to gratify her wish I'm golnc to keep a very largo nnd healthy jtllyflsh. And If wo feed him properly I'm buto ho will provldo Enough delicious Jelly to keep our wants supplied. Then as I look about the houso I very often And I need nomo eood solo leather to cover or to blud. So after much reflection I've decided, on the whole, 'Twould be a good Investment for mo to keep a sole. Wife uses quite a lot of tapo In sowing household stuff. I think I'll keep a tnplr, so she can have enough. And, as she likes fine mohair to mako a sack or dress. I'm going to buy a mo and shear him ev ery year, I guess. I'll buy a healthy young ono and keop mm till ho s grown, For when you want a real good thing It's best to ralso your own. Youth's Companion. Tho Penny Puzzle. When your friends como in and yon want to piny a good gnmc try "tho penny puzzle." Give to ench player a card, with pencil nttached by n string, and on the end of another string an old penny with a hole In it. Write at tho top of each card, "A penny for your toughts," and below the following questions, the answers to which follow nnd nil can bo found on a penny; a prize may bo given to tho ono hav ing the greatest number of correct an swers: Questions. Answers. Tho symbol of eternity? Circle Heard at every concert? Band A messenger? One cent (pent) An Indian decoration? Feather What a soldier presents to his foc?...Faco A gallant? Beau (bow) Early settlers? Indians Emblem of victory 7 Wreath Writing from the absent? Letters What a prisoner pines for? Liberty Two sides to a vote? Ayes and noea A pieco of armor? A shield What a rogue possesses? Cheek A way of expressing matrimony? United States A placs of worship? Templu I'art of a hill? Brow A silver coin 7 Crown What part of wheat? The car A scholar? Pupil i'art or a river? Mouth Spring flower? Tulip A small animal? Ilaro (hair) A fruit? Date Tho weapon of Infliction? Lashes The Roman and His Crows. During tho war between Augustus Caesar nnd Mark Antony, when all tho world stood wondering nnd uncertnln which wny fortune would incline her self, n poor man at Rome, in order to be prepared for making, in either event, a bold hit for his own advance ment, hod recourse to the following In genious expedlont: He npplled himself to tho training of two crows with such dlllgenco that he brought them to the length of pronouncing with great dis tinctness, the one a saluatlon to Caesar nnd tho other a salutation to Antony. When Augustus returned conqueror tho man went out to meet him with tho crow suited to the occasion perch ed on his fist, and every now and then It kept exclaiming, "Salve, Caesar, vic tor lmperntor!" "Hall, Caesar, con queror and emperor!" Augustus, great ly struck and delighted with so novel a circumstance, purchased the bird of tho man for a sum which immediately raised him into opulence. Philadelphia Ledger. Picturesque Errand Boys. In Switzerland thero Is so much Ice and enow for so long a tlmo that the little errand boys who In this country would dollver their parcels either on foot or bicycle tako to their skis and carry their parcels In great baskets on their backs. They acquire such skill in managing their skis that It Is per fectly easy for them to go on their dully rounds In this fashion. Ono of the Interesting sights that one sees In this most interesting country Is the Swiss baker boy ou his skis and with a huge basket of bread strapped to his back. He wsars a short cont and a warm woolen waistcoat, short trou sers, worm woolen stockings, often white, and a cap, and very often In spite of tho biting weather ho wear no gloves at all, at least if ho is going only a short distance. Passing the Handkerchief. Ail sit in a circle, with tho person "It" In tho center. Borne one passes u handkerchief to the person at his left; he In turn passes it to the person at his left, aud so on, around and around the circle. You must not let "it" touch you whllo tho handkerchief Is In your hand or on your lap. If ono is caught ho or she must bo "It" and pay a for felt, If that Is required. If you don't think there Is any fun In this gume just try it. For the Doll's Room. l'aper towels aro very good for tho doll's bedroom. Mako them of white paper, longer than thoy are wide, and fringe tho ends by cutting them into narrow strips. If you want your tow els to bo very handsome murk your In itlnls In the center of ono end and draw n circle around them. You can use red or bluo crayon for tho mark Ing. A Good Motto. Do what you can. belnu what you are. Shlno like a glow worm if you cannot like a star. Work like a pulley it you cannot like a crane Be a wheel greaser If you cannot drive ' the train. THE GAMBLER'S LAST WAGER Fortune Staked to Win tho Favor of a Girl. Reginald Emory at twenty-three had marked out the course of hla llfo dis tinctly, no had studied his profession In n country town where ho would not bo diverted from his purpose by tho Influences of city life nnd now pro posed to become n pnrt of a small com munity where his Identity would not be lost. Reginald spent tho summer before entering on the practice of the Inw at Thistledown, tho country residence of his uncle, where he mot, among other guests, Marlon Blythe. Mnrlon wns a dashing girl. Reginald fell desperately In love with her, nnd, though she did not reveal her preference for htm, he at times felt sure she loved him. Reasons of convenience, however, had seemed to determine Marion's fu ture. She had been brought up to wealth, but her father had died In solvent. Her mother hnd planned for her to marry a rich man. Indeed, It had been nrrnnged thnt Howard Blake ly, tho estimated owner of half a mil lion, should meet her at Thistledown for the purpose of becoming her hus band. He possessed ono trait In com mon with Mnrlon he was devoted to those sports In which money Is lost and won. Tho young men nt Thistle down did not scruple to piny poker In tho drawing room nfter the ladles had retired to their rooms, nnd some of the latter occasionally remained to watch the game. Gnmbllng In any form was not In accordance with Reginald's plans, and ho resolutely kept aloof. "Reginald," said Marion ono evening when both were watching the players, "why don't you tako a hand?" "I never gamble." "If you take no risk In life you will win no grent prize. Thero should be a leaven of chance taking In a man's na ture." Now, Blakely was at the time bet ting high and losing with admirable good nature. Reginnld felt thnt be was overshadowed in Marlon's good graces by the man's especial proclivity, nnd It fretted him. "Give me 510 In chips," be said to the banker. This was the beginning. Tho ending was one night when all bad dropped out of the game except Emory and Blakely, tho others having gone to n fete. Marlon hnd come down looking very charming in evening costume, ready to go with the others, but, see ing Emory and Blakely over the cards, had remained to watch them piny. Emory had developed a remarkable in tuitive foresight when to take risks, and, though Marion wns not aware of it, a portion of Blakely's fortune had passed to Emory. "That exhausts my bank account," said Blakely nfter losing an enormous pot, "but I have certificates showing a deposit of $200,000 In stocks and bonds nt my broker's." "Never mind tho certificates," replied Emory. "Your word Is sufficient." Tho night wore on. Tho men contin ued to play, tho girl to look on. Blake ly's fortuno passed into Emory's hands till at last all was lost. Blakely sat like one in a trance. Tho change from ntlluenco to poverty was so appalling that ho was benumbed by it. Finally he arose and took Emory apart. Thero was a short conference, after which tho two returned to the table. Hav ing each been dealt a hand and drawn, they showed their cards. "Three kings," said Blakely. "Full of tens," said Emory. Blakely arose and, with n melancholy adieu, looking nt Marlon, but not peaking to her, left tho house. "What was the subject of conversa tion between you and Howard when you withdrew from me?" asked Mar ion. "Ho proposed to decide by ono poker hand whether he should giro up ull pretensions to your hand against $10, 000, with which to get n new start. I changed the money terms to nil I had won." ' "And you two had the assuranco to gamble for my favor'r "You told mo beforo I began to play poker at all, 'If you take no risk in life, you will win no grent prize. " The girl sat thinking. "Reginald," she said at last, "I am not sure whether I have acted wisely in endeavoring to lntroduco mcro chanco taking into your nature, but this I know there nru great possibili ties in you. For fear that somo silly woman may wreck them I will tnko charge of them myself. Rcstoro How ard Blnkely's fortune. I will see that hereafter you do not swerve from that purposo which you havo marked out for yourself." "I cannot restore a fortuno I hnvo not received, but when it comes to me I shall decllno to tako it." Reginald Emory went to u small couutry town, as ho bad Intended to do, and opened an otllce. Soveral years nfter ho married Marlon Blythe, and every ono said that such n woman, bred to city life, would wreck his ca reer with couutry people. Marlon, how ever, showed raro tact, and nfter sev eral acts of kindness sho became a great favorlto with her country neigh bors. Tho pair managed to save a Ht tlo money, which they risked in various ventures with such skill that they be came very rich. Reginald was called to occupy positions of importance in tho stato and afterward in tho general government Tho marriage turned out to bo in every respect a fortunnto match. 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