page: e nra ormicN, kimdav, makcii in, 1012. JUDICIOUS ADVERTISING. What Can Be Done to Win Publicity In Small Towns. BRINGS SHOPPERS AND TRADE Value of Extensive and Attractive Ad vertising as Proved by Successful Venture of Enterprising Storekeeper. Print Prices and Use Plenty of Space. Jinny merchants who pny for space fall to receive desired results because tliclr ndvcrtisluff Is so poorly arranged as to nttract little attention and not impress those who read It. Sometimes the printer fails to make the right kind of showhiR, and, while the rending matter of the advertisement may lie all right, the display Is snch as to be unattractive. It is always well to present prices In your space, l'lck out seasonable goods and make a run on a few spe cialties. It requires only n little thought to fix up a few exceptional bargains In certain lines of goods. These should not bo sold at n loss, but nt a good profit if the matter be man nged rightly. The principal thing de sired Is to get the people to call nt the store, and when they call be sure to make good and prove that your ad vertisement means all that It repre sented. If you advertise cheap canned goods, cheap anything, and you know the goods are cheap, not up to the standard of such articles, tell the peo ple so and have something Just a little better and tell them the dlfferonci1. There is little use In advertising to nttract people to your store and tbwi fall down in the salesmanship part. The fact thnt one calls at your store nd asks to see certain kinds of poodn la evidence that the person Is In the market to buy, and It Is your business to supply his wants. Not long ago lu a western town of onie 7,000 population the merchants had an illustration of what can be done by Judicious advertising. The proprie tor of a clothinjr and dry goods store decided that he would add a grocery department This met with the disap proval of other merchants in the town, particularly the grocers. They com bined and commenced an advertising enmpnigu directed chiefly against him. Small space was used. They were greatly surprised one morning to And that the object of their attention had In the daily paper a four page adver tisement. They were further surprised when the weeklies of the surrounding towns came out with one and two page advertisements offering wonderful bar gains and to pay the railroad fare of those who would purchase a certain amount of goods. For miles around the town large posters announced the gmnt sale. Other merchants of the town looked upon the venture as foolish nnd pre dicted that there was something wrong, a failure or n fire In sight. Neither happened, but in two weeks' time the enterprising storekeeper who ndver tlscd to sell twenty-six pounds of gran ulated supur for a dollar when the Job bing price was more than $5 a hundred, provided the purchaser ordered other goods, did n business amounting to more than ."510,000. or ns much business as the nverage small storekeeper does In a year. Not alone 11101, but ho Is still doing the biggest business in the town. lie advertised rightly. Agricul tural Southttcst. A Watchword. Organisation is the watchword of the day. It Is the part of system. It means force and economy. A single twig can be easily bent and broken. A bundle tied together has strength that defies the efforts of a giant. The same In organization. One merchant, one tradesman In any line, cannot well bring about needed reforms. It requires united action, and this action can only be had when there is perfect and harmonious organization. Completing Sewer System. The contractors on the new $23,000 sewer system of Winters, Cal are now completing the system by putting In the last of the laterals nnd lu putting the top on the septic tank. It is ex pected that it will be ready for accept ance by the trustees within a few weeks. Andy and Sandy. -Andy and Sandy were brothers two; Lived In the town of Pleasant View. Andy always traded at home; Bandy often preferred to roam. Andy his clothing and groceries' bought Round the corner, aa Andy ought. Bandy ordered his goods by mail; Sometimes got 'em exceeding ctalo. Friend of the town was Home Trade Andy; Hardly so Mall Order Bandy. Came a season of politics. Andy and Sandy got In their licks. Andy was named on a party slate To be the mayoral candidate. Sandy the standard of another Party bore against his brother. In the election Pleasant View 2Iad to decide between the two. Every vote In the boxes cut 1 Andy got-to the very last Bandy wanted a contest quick; Bald he was sure there'd been a trick. Andy said to his brother: "Ah. go Yf'ay; your votes were mailed to Chicago I" T. Sapp, Jr. IN THE WORLD OF SPORT Fred Huntington, Strongest Man at Harvard. Fred Huntington, captain of the Crimson hockey team, who played center and fullback on the football team, is Harvard's strong man. He heads the list of the ten strongest men In the university for the first half of the college year, made from tests par ticipated in by over GOO students. Huntington's total of 1,303 points, how ever. Is ten points under the record of V. U. Leslie, who headed the list last year and who Is second this year with l.'-'OO. Leslie and Tudor Gardi ner, who is third with 1.132, and 11. B. Gardiner, who la tenth with 1,040. were ulso members of lust year's football eleven. Hartzell Sure of His Job. Roy Hartzell, whose game at third was a part of the sensational play for the New York Highlanders last season, may be sent to the right garden next season if Al Dolan continues the good impression he started last fall. Uart zell's rejuvenation when he Joined the Yankees was the surprise of the Amer ican league. Not only did he field bet ter, but his stick work far surpassed anything he had ever shown while a member of the St. Louis Browns. He Ls credited with breaking up more games for the Highlanders In 1011 than any other one man on the team. Manager Wolverton does not intend to lose the everyday services of such a good batsman. Harry Wolter. the California speedster, ls a grand out fielder. He covers more ground than any other gardener with the Yanks and on this account may be played in cen ter, Hartzell taking his place In right. Australia Fond of Lawn Tennis. A report of the Australasian tennis championship held at Melbourne In con junction with the Victoria champion ship tourney furnished surprising In formation. This Joint tournament was finished the first week in December, when the finals of sixteen different events were contested. In Newport last year at the United States national championship tourna ment 202 entries required 200 matches, and In consequence the American au thorities are worried on account of its unwleldlness nnd a movement Is now on foot to limit the number of com petitors, but lu 1010 the Australasian championship required 357 matches, und lust season the number exceeded 100. This shows the tremendous hold the game has on the sport loving peo ple of that country. New Yorkers Pay Fortune For Fights. During five months New York state fight fans has paid $355.40a70 to seo boxing bouts. From this sum tho Etuto treasury has been enriched $17, 770. About 2,000 boxers havo earned money under tho operation of the Frawley law. About 1,500 club at taches are regularly employed under the Frawley law supervision of box ing. Since Sept. 1 last C27 boxing shown, er more than 3.000 bouts, havo been conducted In this state. There are fifty-three regularly li censed boxing clubs In tho state, thirty-four of which nro In Greater New York. 8eventy-five World's Records Made. Counting odd distance events, nearly seventy-five world's records In all lines of sport were established during lull. It nffords n striking proof of the grow ing love for the great outdoor activi ties and appreciation of the pleasures of physical exercise. Minnesota to Meet Penn State. University of Minnesota's football squad will meet the Pennsylvania state leum in Minneapolis next fall, It has been announced. In one of the two games with eastern teams for wblcb the Minnesota athletic authorities am plnnnlng. FOR THE CHILDREN Magic Blocks. Ther8 magic In tho letter blocks Whwi by simply changing places The same onrs mnko quito different words, As If they'd many facos. A mnto Is meat, and tamo la team. And bleat will change to table, And stage Is gates, and slato Is steal, And cotton bales mako fsnblo. An Inch of flesh will mako n chin. Fruit crates a cut glass caster, All tears will dry Into a stare And then becomo an nstcr. Tlmo Is made, ot ono small mlto: Tho north's a thorn, so stinging; Tho cast a seat, tho west a stew, The south a- Bhout, outrlnglng. Adverb ls braved, nnd calm ls clam; A stream becomes a master; ' Tlio small word more makes ancient Ttome, A roast tho richest Astor. Put lest this hint of play grow thin To little folks, so clever, I leave the harder words to And, And heto my verso makes sever. Youth's Companion. Teakettle Party. A cood game is teakettle party. Two are sent from the room, and the persons left must decide upon n word to call "teakettle." The word should have different spellings and must have different meanings, ns fair, fare; hare, hair; ewe, you; do, due, dew, etc. The two sent out muy bo called In and be gin by asking any person in tho room any tjuestion they wish, which must lie answered by using in the sentence the word "teakettle" Instead of the word selected. Tho two must guess from the mennlng of tho sentence what the word Is. Sometimes they cannot guess nnd have to be told. Send any others out you wish to next time. nero arc some questions nnd an swers: Q. "Do you Intend to go home tonight?" A. "I teakettle Idol." Q. "How much did this carpet cost?" A. "You will have to ask my teakettle (dear)." Q. "How far is it to T.?" A. "Well, if you teakettle (flee) you will get there soon." Q. "Are you going to Phoebe's pnrty?" A. "Yes. if the weath er Is teakettle (fair)." Philadelphia Ledger. Tongue Twisters. Almost every boy and girl has heard of the old tongue twister that begins "Peter riper picked a peck of pepper.'' but here is one thnt you enn defy any one to repeat after you If you have learned it well enough to say it pret ty quickly yourself: "How much wood would n wood chuck chuck if n woodehuck could chuck wood? If a woodehuck could chuck wood the wood that n wood chuck would chuck ls tho wood that a woodehuck could chuck If the wood chuck that could chuck wood would chuck or n woodehuck could chuck wood." Hero is a short ono. but rather con fusing to repeat after hearing It only once: "I know Eno; you know too. In fact, we all three know. We know Eno. ne knows you. You know I know Eno." Burning a Snowball. Can you pick up a handful of snow, pack it Into a good, solid, "throwing" snowball and then light It with a match. If you can perform this trick you are pretty sure to mystify the on lookers, and the secret of it is simple enough, explains tho Youth's Compan ion, onco you know it Tho snowball can be rolled In full view of the spectators. It can also be passed round so that everybody may have a chance to see that it ls real snow. What they do not see ls that on ono side a lump of camphor has been inserted. It ls this that is lighted. It will burn until nothing ls left of the ball but a shell. When there ls no snow the same trick may be performed by thrusting the camphor Into tho top of a dish of cracked ice. Picking Up a Coin. Lay a nickel five cent piece on nn un covered table four or five Inches from tho edge nnd nsk your friends lf,they can take It up into their hands with out touching either tho coin or the ta ble. If they are not able to do It sit down nt the table and place your right hand, half open, a few Inches beyond the coin, but do not touch tho table with it nold it Just nbovo the tuble. Now blow suddenly nnd hard on tho table about two inches from tho coin, and the coin will Jump nnd fly Into your hand. You will need a llttio practice to do this neatly. But you can do It every tlmo nfter thnt, nnd It make3 a pretty parlor trick. Why Stars Twinkle. "Who can tell why it ls that the stars sometimes seem to "twink and win kle" as ono small boy says, more than at others? And why do they twinkle anyway? The reason they twinkle Is that their light pierces through many different heated and moving currents of air, which makes the light reach our eyes In a crooked or twinkling line instead of a straight and steady one. Wise men tell ub that much twinkling foretells bad weather, because it shows that tho currents of air arc much dis turbed. The New Spelling. What aro these words containing flvo letters which can bo expressed In two; A composition? S A. Decrepitude? D K. Ail English county 7 S X. To surpass 7 X L. A girl's name? L N. Another girl's Christian name? K T. Requires replenishing? M T. The Memoirs of Solomon Grundy. Transcribed.) Solomon Grundy, nn actor on Sunday, Married on Monday, Divorced on Tuesday, Married on Wednesday, Divorced on Thursday, Married on Friday, DUorced on Saturday And now repeat, commencing with Mon day. -Life One Worm Turns. "Seo thnt measuring worm crawling np my sklrtl" cried Mrs. BJenks. "Thnt's n sign I'm going to have n new dress." "Well, let him make it for you." growled Mr. BJenks. "And while he's about it linvo him send a hookworm to do you up the back. I'm tired of the Job." Liverpool Mercury. Keeping Her Hand In. Thero was a maid In our town. And she was wondrous wise. She Jumped Into the dining room And swatted all tho flics. Chicago Tribune And when the time for flics had gone And winter closed the lids She jumped Into the nursery And swatted all tho kids. Yonkers Statesman. Of Course Not. ' An nninr wrltos to nno of tho New York papers asking somebody to In-, vent a face powder that will not rub! off. lie says it is "nlwnys embarrassing to get n smear of white on your black coat when you embrace an actress." But wo never do. Cleveland Plain Dealer. Manana. Thero ls one day ot all tho year In which I put my best. One day for which, with perfect cheer. I barter all the rest; Ono day so rich my poorer days Soino of Its gold might borrow; O day wrapped In romantic haze, O day of days tomorrow! r-ChlcaEo.Trlbiine JOSEPH N. WELCH Fire Insurance The OLDEST Fire Insurance Agency in Wayne County. Ufllce: Second floor Masonic Build ing, over C. C. Jadwin's drug store Honsdale. H. F. Weaver ii Plans & Estimates Furnished Residence, 1302 EastSt. CANDIDATE FOH ASSEMBLY. 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