THE CITIZEN, FHIDAY, DEC. 1, 1011. PAGE a A-CENT-A-WORD FOK SALE. GASH PAID FOR OLD GOLD AND silver by Sommer, Jeweler and Optician. 96tr SEtiOND-HAND PIANO, KINGS BURY. Used very little. ?lio, easy payments. No Interest. F. A. Jenlclns' Music House. 95t2 NOTICE DO NOT FORGET THE ten nor cent, discount wnen you call to purchase goods at Sommer s Jewelry Store. 9CU OYSTERS; CRANBERRIES, HUB bard Squash, Rutabagas, Lettuce, Celery and fruits at Clark & Bul lock's. 95w2 NOTICE ALL GOODS BOUUilT encraved free of charge. U. 'i . Sommer, Jeweler and Optician. FOR RENT SIX ROOMS AINU bath, on first floor, 101U Jourt street. Inquire Bcntley Urotners. ti FARM FOR SALE NEAR HALF Way Houso. First person wno makes fair offer takes premises. Must bo sold quick; contains 8G acres 130 perches. Partly timbered. Inquire of C. A. Garrett, Esq., Honesdale, Pa. 3wei. BliSCELIiANEOUS. NOTICE DURING THE MONTH OF nnnnm1inii n .llanminf nf i ATI nor cent, will be given on all cash pur chases. G. P. Sommer, Jeweler ana Optician. 9Ctf WANTED A GIRL FOR GENERAL housework. Apply at 1114 Court street. U5-5tei LOST WILL LADY SEEN PICK- lnc un silver mesh bag, Thunllay. November 16, between 'State Bridge and Freund s store: return same to Citizen officer Liberal reward. 2t A SPRINGFIELD RIFLE AND A box of shells only ?4 at Erk Bros, A rare bargain. Come and Inspect OOeitf. AN ACCEPTABLE CHRISTMAS gift Imported, Genuine Canary Birds. Leave your order now at Brady's Drue store. 95el Gt. WHEN IN NEED OF CARRIAGES and sleighs don't forget E. T. Smith, 1120 Church street, who has the largest assortment In Wayne county to select, from. 7Gtf TEN FIRST-CLASS SMOOTHERS wanted at the Deemer Bros, cut glass factory at Great Bend, Pa. 85w eol. LOCAL NEWS Rev. A. L. Whittaker will hold service in the Indian Orchard school house on Sunday, Dec. 3, at 2:30. Mrs. John T. Boyd held the lucky number In the drawing of the hand-ombrolderied linen tablecloth. There will be no preaching ser vices at Calkins Sunday morning, but services will be held In the evening. About sixty persons have ex pressed a desire to lead better lives in the vicinity of Calkins as the re sult of union special meetings. The Citizen Is greatly indebted for copies of the Issue of November 1 to W. F. Greeley, S. S. Spears, Mrs. A. F. Lawson and Mary Ward. Martha A. Surplice purchased the William II. Surplice property consisting of 204 acres, at Sheriff sale, on Vednesday last for costs, ?51.45. Grace Episcopal church, Sun day, Dec. 3: Holy Communion and sermon, at 10:30 a. m.; Sunday school at 12 M.; evening prayer and sermon at 7:30. The Mllford High school team plays the Seelyvllle Tigers at Seely vllle (this) Friday evening. Satur day evening they play the Hawloy High school team at Hawley, The regular bi-weekly services will bo conducted by pastor Geo. S Wendell on Sunday afternoon next at the Berlin Baptist church. Time, 2:30 o'clock. The Knights of St. Paul will hold a masquerade social on Tues day evening, December 5, at their club rooms. A fine program has been arranged. Cake and cream will be served. Everybody welcome, Honesdale Lodge, No. 218, Free and Accented Masons, elected the following officers last Thursday evening for tho ensuing year: wop ehlpful Master, Irving B. Brown; senior warden. Dr. L. B. Nielsen; junior warden, Edward A. Lindsay; Asa E. Bryant, secretary; jonn u, Weston, treasurer. The Honesdale District Sunday School convention will be held at the M. E. church, Torrey, Thursday, Dec. 7. The program Is as follows: Morning session: 10:00 Prayer ser vice. John G. Schweighofer; 10:15, Address of welcome. Rev. J. H. Boyce; 10:30, response, President W. W. Wood; 10:45, reading minu tes and roll call of schools: iuibd, reports of departments; 11:15, busi ness; 11:25, "How Shall we Teacn Next sunaay s wesson?" open con ference. Afternoon Session 1:30, devotional service. Secretary D. W, Hull; 1:45, "Teachers' Training Work." Mrs. Wallace J. Barnes; 2:05, discussion; 2:20, Echoes of the Now Castle Convention. Dr. Otto Appley; 2:40, "How to Make the Cradle Roll Effective," Miss Carrie Clerk; 3:00, open conference; 3:15, "The S. S. Teacher's Object," Rev, Will H. Hlller; 3:40, open confer ence: 3:55. discussion of tho Organ lzod Adult Bible Class; 4:15, reports of pommlttees and Election of Offi cers. An ottering laiton ar. eacn Bes slon. The Smith Hill choir are the music committee. Each Sunday school In the district should send at least two delegates. Speakers will help to carry out successfully the Services have been discontinued at tho Dyberry Baptist church until further notice. Rev. J. W. Balta united In mar riage November 29, Alpert E. Box and Miss Clara E. Schmltt, both of White Mills. Marriage licenses have been granted to Morris Kellam and Miss Edith Beach, both of Kellam, and James Janoskl and Miss Estella Wil liams, both of Hawlej Rowland, the Jeweler, had an unlquo display In his show window this week. It represented a table sot for Thanksgiving. A miniature tur key was on each plate with the necessary silverware for the dinner. An attempt was made Monday night to burglarize the Julland Bank in Binghamton, N. Y. Two of tho Buspected burglars were captured by Plnkerton de ectlves. The burglars, however, did not reach tho Inner vault. The largo door was blown off. . First Baptist church, corner of Twelfth and Church streets, Geo. S. Wendell, Minister. Morning and evening services, on Sunday next, at 10:30 and 7:30. Communion of the Lord's Supper at tho close of the morning service. Sunday school at 11:45 a. m. Young People's meet ing at 6:30 p. m. At her reading (this) Saturday afternoon at tho High school Mrs. Frledewald will present Walter Browne's "Everyworuan"; an Ingeni ous modern allegory, fashioned after tho mediaeval morality play like "Everyman," and presenting in dra matic form, the pilgrimage of Every woman in quest of love. In her dreams "Everywoman" had been a flower, a star, a queen; and now the dawn had a braver story to tell. She was a woman! and to be woman meant to be flower, star, queen and more besides! The "Three Twins" which comes to the Lyric theatre on Monday, Dec. 4, is essentially a laugh pro moter and yet that is far from the best part of it. Its many striking novelties and catchy music would be hard to excel. The "Cuddle Up a Little Closer, Lovey Mine" number, with Its seven ages of cuddling is one of the prettiest stage pictures over produced. The Yama Yama song which created such a sensation in New York at the Herald Square Theatre where the "Three Twins" ran for ten months, is another of the many song hits; in fact, there are so many good things in "ThreeTwlns" that It would require too much space to describe them. Of tho many novel effects Introduced, tho most important are the dancing Yama Yama chairs, the Faco'O graph and the gigantic Electric Aerial Swing. This swing is tho largest electrical effect ever staged and weighs 5,000 pounds. It is illumi nated with 2,000 electric lights and while revolving around at a rapid rate with six beautiful show girls in baskets singing the "Cuddle" song, presents a gorgeous spectacle. The sale of seats opens Saturday, Dec. 2, and It is advised that all who contemplate taking in the perform ance be on hand promptly at the opening of tho sale as one of the largest houses of the season is an ticipated. To accommodate a large number of people In Hawley, White Mills and East Honesdale who have expressed a desire to attend, a spec ial show train will be run leaving Hawloy at 7:40 p. m., White Mills at 7:50 and East Honesdale at 8 p m., returning at the conclusion of the performance, leaving Honesdale at 11 o clock. If tho people of Haw ley and White Mills will give ample support to this train project they will be given more opportunities to see some of the best attractions that visit Honesdale in the future. The anniversary sale at Myers' Shoo Store starts Saturday. 2t PERSONAL recent and are and Jr., H. G. Rowland was a business caller In Scranton Friday. Asor Kellogg, Orson, was a Hones dale visitor Wednesday. iDan Monaghan spent Thanksgiving Day at his homo In Scrnnton. Sidney Freeman, of Now Haven, was in Honesdale over Thanksgiving. M. A. Brown, Plymouth, spent Thanksgiving as the guest of Am brose A. Whalen. Mr. and Mrs James Bracey and son, Joseph, spent Tnursaay in Wllkes-Barre. W. Hughey and daughter, Ettle, of Gravity called on Honesdale friends Wednesday. Cashier Lewis A. Howell of the National Bank spent Thursday with his family In Scranton. Mr. and Mrs. C. A. Cortrlght left Wednesday for California where they will spend the Winter. Mr. and Mrs. John Strongman of New York, are spending the week end with relatives In Honesdale. Mr. and Airs. Wlllard Coon two daughters, of Clarks Green spending a few days with Mr. Mrs. Geo. W. Decker. Mr. and Mrs. Jacob Demer, were guests of the Demor family at Hallstead on Thanksgiving Day. Mr. and Mrs. Frank Dennis, of Carbondale, were guests of Mr. and Mrs. Silas A. MacMulIen this week. Dr. and Mrs. E. W. Burns and daughters spent Thanksgiving with the former's parents, Dr. and Mrs. Reed Burns, Scranton. Mr. and Mrs. James Lindsay, Sr., of Waymart, spent Thanksgiving with Mr. and Mrs. James Lindsay, Jr., at their home on Church street. Mrs. B. T. Evans, daughter Miss Mayme Evans, and Seth Speck, all of Scranton, were guests of Cashier and Mrs. C. A. Emery over Thanksgiving. Mr. and Mrs. C. K. Schoonovcr had for Thanksgiving guests their son. W. J. and wife, of Scranton, R. J.-. Penwarden and wife. East street, and Norrls Brown, Poyntelle, brother of Mrs. Schoonover. Mr. and Mrs. A. A. Adams, Miss May Adams, Mr. and Mrs. Florence Tuthill left Friday afternoon for San Diego, Cal., where they intend to make their future home. They v-ill stop at Washington, D. C, enroute. David E. Wilcox, Pleasant Mount, a veteran of Company F. or 7btn Penn'a Vol., was a caller in Hones dale this week. Mr. Wilcox Is recov ering from an injury he received five weeks ago when he fell from an ap ple tree and sprained his right shoul der. Mrs. Mary Croghan and son, John, of Prospect street, attended tho wed ding of Miss Mary Langan of Scran ton, daughter of Mr. and Mrs. John Langan of Ridge Row, and Attorney Howard Richardson, New York city, In St. Peter's Cathedral Thanksgiv ing Day. Rev. Thomas Croughan, a cousin of the bride, officiated. BO PER CENT. BONUS. Wnyno County Townships Will Soon Get Ilond Tax Rebates. Townships of Wayne county which enforced the cash payment of road taxes last year have been notified of their allotment by thq Common wealth of Pennsylvania. The vouch ers for the payment of tho money are being made out at tho state high way department in Harrlsburg. The bonus is allowed in accordance with the provisions of an act of assembly of 1905. Under the old law each township whichabolished the work tax system received in return from the Btate 15 per cent, of the moneys they expend ed on tho roads. An act of 1911 provides that tho township with cash systems will receive business of 50 per cent, of the moneys they1 spend on their highways, beginning with the fiscal year from June 1, 1911, to Juno 1, 1912. Agitation for road Improvements in tho county in re cent years has been fruitful. Many stretches of Improved highways were built with state aid, and It is ex pected that next year will see a lot more built as links of the chain of highways to be constructed by the state. The anniversary sale at Myers' Shoo Store starts Saturday. 2t Honesdalo 34; Mllford 13. The Rink Five defeated tho Mil ford High School Basket Ball team at the Skating Rink Thursday after noon by the decisive score of 34 to 13. The game was rather one-sided, Mllford being weak in "following up." Several hundred people enjoy ed the game. Quick, of Mllford, liv ed up to his name, and was tho live liest of the Pike county quintette. GOOD AMERICAN CUTS OUT BARON ! ' (Continued from Pago One.) Mrs. B. F. Keeler was a guest of Hawley relatives. Mrs. Jennie Edgett and daughter, Miss Lucy, are visiting friends In Kingston. Miss Emma M. Brumham, Scran ton, is tho guest of her cousin, Miss C. Lou Hardonbergh. Robert J. Hawkey, of Burlington, N. J., is spending a few days with his sister, Mrs. T. E. Callaway. H. Wilson and daughter, Miss Eva, are spending the week-end with the family of Rev. Wilson Trelble at Dallas. Mr. and Mrs. Charles E. Sander- cock were In Scranton Thanksgiving. Mrs. Sandercock will remain for an Indefinite period. Postmaster M. B. Allen spent Thanksgiving Day with his niece, Mrs. Raymond Charles, and family in New York City. Mrs. F. Mason and son, of Port Jervis, are visiting the former's par ents, Mr. and Mrs. B. F. Keeler on North Main street. Miss Josephine Katz left Wednes day for New York City. She will also visit her sister, Mrs. Alfred Ull- man in Baltimore, Md. A. O. Blake, of Bethany, and Florence Moase Sands, of Pleasant Mount, were married by Rev. G. S. Wendell, Monday afternoon. Mr. and Mrs. Robert G. Horton left Tuesday for Philadelphia whero they will visit the former's 'parents, Mr. and Mrs. Lewis Horton, Jr. Miss Jennie Smith, of White Mills, is visiting her cpusin, Catherine Mayer, of Port Jervis, who recently underwent an operation at Deerpark Sanitarium. Mr. and Mrs. F. H. Newberger and daughter, Dorothy, of Jeffersonville, N. Y are spending a few days with Mrs. iilewberger's brother, B. H. oil trlch, and family. Mr. and Mrs. J. C. Smith and son, Clyde LeRoy, spent Thanksgiving with the former's mother in Scran ton. Miss Florence Smith returned with her brother. W. B. Lesher has rented rooms in the M. E. Simons tenement dwell lng soon to be vacated by Cashier Emery of the Farmers and Median les Bank. v O. T. Chambers left for New York City Wednesday morning where ho Deen THANKSGIVING. The following poetry was written by Irving Dlx, a Wayne county young man: Loud on New England's rock-bound coast The ocean's wintry breakers roar, And loud the snow-storm's Icy host Beats 'round a famished Pilgrim's door; Within, a reverend father's head Is bow'd in thankfulness and love For bits of harley, corn and bread, That is vouchsafed them from above. Merciful Father! we to-day, For all thy bounties of the past, Are not so thankful as were they Who perished In the wintry blast, Are not so thankful as were they Who first observed Thanksgiving Day. Irving Dlx. Shehawken, Pa. I On Dec. 2d T! the Anniversary of the opening of MYERS' SHOE STORE. In Celebration of it we wiii allow our Patrons, Friends and Everyone who comes here within the next week, be ginning Saturday, December 2nd and ending Satur day, December 9th, on Mens', Women's, Boys' and Girls' Shoes, 15 PER CEftiT. OFF on Hats. LA OjU, 53(1 Main St.. i HONESDALE. mm sd immm MONDAY BACK AGAIN ! THE SHOW WE ALL KNOW -JOS. M. 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SEAT SALE SATURDAY. Owing to the large number of re quests already received from Haw ley, White Mills and East Hones dale, the largest house ot the season is anticipated. Patrons are advised to be on hand promptly at the opening of the sale in order to secure desirable seats. and Mrs. Chambers, who has programme by not encroaching upon visiting Mr. and Mrs. Charles Johns, the time of the next speaicer. ate meir inanKsgiving ainner. a contract stating that I would marry her as soon as I got to New York. 'If you'll sign that,' he said, 'wo'll furnish you a room, hire the minister, pay his fee and give you a trip. "Say, darling, you are not help ing me out here." beseechingly , re marked the five-day-old brldegrbom to his bride who had by this time joined her husband In tho parlor. By way of helping him out she put her arm around his neck. The re porter heard several smacks. Ho looked Into tho distance. As an old married man he knew all about that, and sympathized with them. The bride then went on to tell how their shipmates promised to pay the marriage license, hire tho minister, buy a ring and send the cab for the minister and give them a trip to California. "A college friend of mine, re sumed Mr. Price, "at Wesloyan Uni versity, the Itev. Claude Collo, Brooklyn, married us. I wired him and he came down Jo tho ship and married us on board ship. A com mittee of twenty got up a ball for us in board ship. The entertainment committee arranged for sports in our honor every day on board ship. "We were married, Saturday, No vember 25, at 12:15 p. m.," con tinued Mrs. Price. "My uncle and two of my cousins were there to visit me when the ship docked, and they were witnesses of tho marrlago. "I had quite a serious time," she laughingly explained, "keeping the girls away from Mr. Price. There was a 'Merry Widow' on board, and so between usve were kept vory busy. I wasn't seasick. "I always thought I'd like to do something of that sort. I .always thought I'd like to have a husband with light hair. But all the men I met had dark hair, and I had al most given up hope until I met Mr. Price. We are on our honeymoon now. We're going to have a honey moon for the rest of our life." Judg ing from the way the "wheedling" went on all through the Interview, the reporter was sure they would. "I cut out business for this," vol unteered Mr. Price. "We can af ford to cut out business to get a wife Hko I've got. My wife was singing 'The Holy City' when first I saw her. The reporters bothered us to death In New York. We had to go to another hotel and register under another name. "I am a Yankee Hoosler. I was born In Indiana. My mother is a relative of Mark Twain. 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