the crmiCN, Wednesday, nov. 15, 1011.
PAGK 7
IN THE WORLD OF
SPORT
Big Harry Powers, Minne
sota's Crack Center.
Mm
mm
'Jt
will be awarded a plnco on the
Thcy claim he Is the Ideal center
rlnr thr new mips. Hn wptehs over
1 pounds and Is remarkably fast for
mc man. uesiues uiese UDinues, nc
a fairly good kicker. LaBt year he
H TI1R U1I1IL 111 1113 UUaiLlUU 111 LUU
'sr.
Plan Boxing Circuit.
lie euuri iu unuuuu ti uuaiul tji-
it. including Indlannnolls. Mllwau-
e, Kansas City and New Orleans, by
clubs In these cities, Is progress-
r tii vrir:i ill v. i iu hk'ji is hj lurui n
seball league for the purpose of up-
I III IT LUL' HI1U1 L UUU UUIU1U1UU UUlltl
ve been endeavoring to come to an
reement for some time, and now
"( KtfIIlM III III IlllLUlIlkl III 1 11 1? Will
stop the fulfillment of their plans.
iviiuiu i j it rtiaiL'i lui lucua lu uiiauto
a bettor class of boxers to appear
through the circuit, the same as is
nil m vuuul'viiil'. uh mure WUU1U UH
the circuit better men from the
single handed, they could not stand
Washington After Big Regatta.
. f , 1 n I n i n AtAln Vir 1fl10
uuie states regatta, vvniio a meet-
to select a place for holding the
V- Tnn wnHiiinurnn rnwiuff ciiiiis
ve already sounded the opinion In
th little opposition to their plans to
In fhn ti OTr mpnrintr nn thn Hntn-
ic. The uncross of rer?nttii held re-
. . . i i A, in
if luuir-iiirv in T-iiiHiiitr Hiimr-iMiii
lis m rnvnr r nn npri'KHnrv en I'nHHK.
t Is Dlanned to hold the retrattas be-
CUU LliU 1UUI ciuub lULtiuumu 111 BL-
ence, starting at New York In 1913,
to ana again in wasmngton in iuiu.
'IT IllUr VfBIH.
New Record Made With Javelin.
osenn mcuov oi tne I'ncinc as-
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Pacific association games, held on
L. 1 V. J.'. UUCUlklll Ui LliU W . T 11. k I IV.
III. mill I 1 . 1 1 1 1 1 1 1. IIIMI1U IX UUW I II v
throwlng record, hurling the Jave
10G feet 1 Inch. Snedlgar held the
I TI I .1 n Xl,n T ( 1. AmAfnnn
C. In 1910 at New Orleans,
restler Qotch Starts His Long Tour.
IIL'II IIITH X nr HI TIllirillLT lIIM W tTi l
tcr going to tne Pacific coast no re-
nis in mi w t ni-rr nv ivn v nT winni
( nnl, alia nnflrf In IfilO 17nJ
istrnlla and Jnnnn will Via vlotfoil
the order named, and the tour 'will
ended In South America, where he
11 visit TCnnnna Atroa
Warning For Amateur Huntsmen.
"? 1 1 1 r 1 f Cl TI7 n- ft - .nAn.nnnnM Ik.
aine. Nora Scotia and New Bruns-
ok nnvA roceiVGa o inn nrinrnn in-
elr parties not to shoot at a moving
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at It Is not a human being.
Recaipts at Scottish 8oocer Match.
i i n .4.1 v.
p final match. This sum was drawn
1903, when Rangers and BearU met
Parkhead. This was also tho last
me In which a shllllnu entraiue fe
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Pill 11
The Four Legged Turkey.
Erery Wednesday Miss Dcnslow
gare her scholars an exercise In com
position. One week she said they
nilnht write what they know about tur
keys. Their face brightened, for It was
almost Thanksgiving, and soon every
pencil was going.
Henry Jerome was an observing boy.
with a fine memory, so his exercise
was generally oue of the best. This
time he wrote:
"Turkeys are very nice to eat We
had a big one for dinner last Thanks
giving. They are a good deal like
chickens, only they are bigger and bet
ter nnd have four legs instead of two."
When Miss Denslow looked over the
papers she read somo of them aloud.
Sho came to Ilenry's. She glanced
through It, smiled and then read It to
the school.
Some of tho boys opened their eyce
wide, two girls laughed and a dozen
bands waved wildly.
"Put down your hands," the teacher
said. "We will give Ilenry a chanc
first. What makes you think turkeys
have four legs, Henry? Have you
ever seen oueV"
"Why, yes, Miss Danslow. Wo had
one last Thanksgiving."
"I mean a live one. Did you ever
fee one walking?"
"Oh, no. Miss Denslow! But I know
they have four legs, becauso lost
Thanksgiving Cousin Robert had ono
and Cousin Jim had one and my broth
er Stanley had ono nnd I had ono, and
that made four." Henry looked round
triumphantly.
"Didn't your mother cook two tur
keys?" asked his teacher.
"No, Miss Denslow, we had only
ono."
"I think 1 understand how It was,"
Miss Denslow said. "A turkey's leg Is
long, with a Joint. Probably two of
you had the lower portions of the legs
and the other two had tho upper parts,
for I never saw a turkey that had four
legs."
When nenry went homo ho asked
his mother about It nnd found that
Miss Denslow was right.
Henry's cousins heard about the
composition, and for many Thanksgiv
ings the little boy was Joked about his
four legged turkey. Youth's Compan
ion. Doubt It A Card Game.
Any number of persons can play this
game of cards, which should bo played
with two packs. The cards are dealt
around in turn one at a time till all
ore given out. Tho player nt the
loft of the dealer selects a card from
his hand and places It In the center of
tho table face down, but naming the
number of spots or rank of the card.
It Is not necessary to mention the suit
or color.
The next player puts down n card In
the same way, saying It Is the next In
order, but If ho has It or not he may
place any card he choose3, still declar
ing It to bo the next card needed. It
Tiny member, of the party doubt It he
can shout "Doubt it!" and tho card Is
examined. If It prove to bo not as do
Wared the one who played It must take
all tho cards on the table. If the card
proves to be the ono declared the
doubter must take all the cards. 1
The object of the game is to get ri?
of the cards, and the one who Is first
out of them beats. If a player tries to
cheat by putting down two cards at
once and is discovered he is obliged to
take nil the cards played. The playing
should be done as quickly as possible.
Game of Adjectives.
This may be quite amusing. A slip
of paper and pencil are given to each
player, who must then write a number
of adjectives upon the slip. The slips
are collected and given to the principal
player, who has undertaken to read
aloud a short story, substituting the
adjectives on tho slips for those
already In tho story. The adjectives
must be taken as they come and not
picked out to suit tho story. The re
sult Is sometimes very laughable, as,
for Instance: "The pretty rhinoceros
is a very graceful animal. It is very
selfish In its habits and lives near
lakes or rivers. Ita gorgeous skin la
so soft that special bullets are re
quired to pierce it, etc."
Conundrums.
What Is tho difference between a
bottle of medicine and a troublesome
boy? Ono Is to be well shaken before
taken, the other to be taken and then
shaken.
Why is a loaf of bread on the top
of a tower like a race horse? Because
It is high bred (bread).
Why Is it impossible to have tho last
word with n chemist? Because he al
ways has a retort
Which is one of tho longest English
words? Smiles, because a mile sep
arates the first from the last letter.
Philadelphia Ledger.
Thanksgiving.
For the Bumhtne anil the rain,
For the dew and for the ihower,
For the yellow ripened sraln
And the golden harvest hour
We bleee thee, oh. our God I
For the heat and the shade,
For the gladness and the grief.
For the tender sprouting blade
And for the nodding sheaf
We bless thee, oh, our Qodl
For the hope and for the fear.
For the storm and for the peace,
For the trembling and the cheer
And for the glad Increase
We bless thee, oh, our God I
Our hands have tilled the sod
And the torpid seed hays sown.
But the quickening was of God,
And the praise be his alone.
We bless thee, oh, cur Qodl
HINTS FOR THE
BUSY HOUSEWIFE
Vacuum Cleaner Opcrale..
by Portable Bellows.
In the hand operated vacuum clean
er herewith Illustrated, which has been
rocently placed on the market, a bel
lows, strapped to the back and around
the walot, provides tho suction, says
Popular Mechanics. A lover, worked
to and fro by the left hand, operates
tho bellows, and the right hand directs
tho suction nozzle. The dust is drawn
Into the bellows, where it Is confined
by moans of porous felt The appara
tus weighs only five and a half pounds
Roast Turkey.
Cock turkeys are usually better eat
ing than hen turkeys unless a hen tur
key is young, small and plump. Use
enough stuffing to Oil the skin that the
bird may look plump when served.
Place turkey on Its side In dripping
pan. Rub entire surface with salt
brush with soft butter and dredge with
flour. Place in hot oven and when
well browned reduce the heat Baste
with fat In pan and add two eupfuls
of boiling water. Continue basting
every fifteen minutes until turkey Is
cooked, which will require about four
hours for n ten pound turkey. During
cooking turn turkey frequently that it
may hrown evenly. For gravy pour
oil liquid In pan In which turkey Is
roasted. From tho liquid skim one
quarter cupful of Tat, return the fat
to pan and brown with five tablespoon
fuls of flour. Add slowly three eup
fuls of Btock In which giblets were
cooked or two eupfuls of boiling wa
ter. Cook five minutes, season with
salt and pepper and strain. Add the
giblets, chopped very fine, or the chop
ped giblets may be mixed with the
stuffing.
English Stuffing. Chop fat salt pork
Thero should bo one-quarter cupful.
Add one finely chopped onion and cook
ten minutes. Strain and add two eup
fuls of hot rlced potatoes, one and one
quarter eupfuls of soft stale bread
crumbs, one-third cupful of butter.
ono-nair cuprm Jingusn wamut meats
V""n in small pieces ana ono egg
slightly beaten.
Season with salt, pep-
per nnd sage.
Cranberry Pudding.
One cupful sugar, one cupful sweet
milk, two eupfuls flour, one teaspoon
ful cream of tartar, three-quarters tea
spoonful soda or three teaspoonfuls
baking powder sifted in flour, yolks
of two eggs, ono large cupful cranber
ries, cut in halves. Bako from one
half to three-quarters of an hour In a
square biscuit tin.
Sauce For Pudding. Whites of the
two eggs beaten stiff, one-half cupful
boiling water in double boiler. Wet
ono cupful sugar, ono teaspoonful
flour or ono and one-half tablespoon
fuls cornstarch. Mix with n little cold
water and add to the boiling water.
Cook till it thickens, then pour over
beaten whites and fold in. This is de
licious. Pumpkin Pie.
One cupful strained pumpkin, one
cupful cream or milk, one cupful sug
ar, three eggs slightly beaten, one
fourth cupful cognac, one-half tea
spoonful nutmeg, one teaspoonful gin
ger, one teaspoonful cinnamon and
salt. Line a deep pie pan with rich
paste. Wet the edges and lay a rim
of pastry around ono inch wide. Flute
with the fingers and build rim up
well. Wash over with the slightly
beaten white of egg. Mix sugar and
spices, add to pumpkin, add eggs and
cream slowly whllo beating briskly.
Fill crust and bake thirty-five minutes
in a modern oven.
Oyster Stuffing For Turkey.
A light, delicate stuffing may be
made as follows: Pour boiling water
over common soda crackers and pour
off immediately before they break.
Season tho oysters with salt and pep
per; also dust tho Inside of the turkey
with salt nnd pepper and spread with
softened butter. Now put in the
crackers and oysters. Avoid breaking
the crackers up too much, as they
should be in largo flakes.
Sweetbreads and Bacon.
Parboil the sweetbreads, drain them
and remove tho gristlo and fat. Dip
into beaten egg which Is seasoned
with salt and pepper, roll in cracker
crumbs and fry In the pan In which
the bacon has been fried. Drain, and
serve with the slices of bacon.
HUMOROUS QUIPS
The Precepts of Solomon.
King Solomon, the story Bays, had many
many wives.
He married them In bargain lots of two
and thrcc3 and fives.
He lavished costly gems on them and fed
them spices ewect
And showered priceless violets, with sing
ing, at their feet.
The story Fays that Solomon was wise be-
yund lils nge.
A match for all designing maids or ladles
in a rago.
Ho kept a perfect, evea keel upon the
nuptial sea,
And that was golns ome, my trlend. You
grab It straight from mel
The story says ho built a houso. a most
magnollous place.
And not a woman Interfered or dared to
show her face
Or ordered changes In the stairs, the linen
chests or shelves
(The married men who've built a houe
will have to pinch themselves!)
And wrote a bunch of lyrics that wouM
shame our Laura Jean.
The story says that Solomon got soften
ing of the benn.
Nor did he hUo the burning lines, as you
or I would do.
Dut published them, and not a wife asked
who the line were to.
The story says but why go on to publish
and revamp
Tho wonder things that filled the life of
this pinch hitting champ?
Tho story tells the bigger things that
mado his biggest hits,
Dut when It comes to smaller truths, why.
thero the story quits.
Tho homo precepts of Solomon do scares
apply to me.
I'vo but a single wife against his nlne-
teen-slxty-three.
t long to get the simple truths about this
famous guy
And learn how he explained It when his
envelope waa shy.
Buffalo News.
Most Fickle Man.
When Colonel William M. Howard,
now a member of the tariff board, was
electioneering for congress one autumn
in bygone days ho struck a backwoods
county In Georgia and got very busy
talking softly to tho voters. He was
much concerned about a man named
John, who was now for him, then
against him, and always changeable.
"What's tho matter with John?" the
colonel asked one of his constituents.
"Aw, you can't tell nothln' about
John, colonel," was tho assurance.
"Ho is the most fickle man you ever
see. Why, he has had religion so many
times nnd lost it so many times and
been baptized in the creek down here
so often that tho bullfrogs know him
every time hc'3 'mersed." 'Washington
Post
Boston Bulls.
There's an old yarn about a fat and
lean duelist. Tho fat ono complained
that ho offered a much larger mark to
his antagonist's bullet, whereupon the
lean man proposed chalking his out
line on the fat one's body and no shot
outside the chalk line would be count
ed. We were reminded of this story by
the following notlco which nn accident
insurance company has placed in the
elevators of several office buildings:
"This elevator is limited to fourteen
persons. AH over that number riding
on this car do so at their own risk."
Boston Transcript
His Number.
The teacher asked, "When did Moses
live?"
After the silence had become painful
she ordered: "Open your Old Testa
ments. What does it say there?"
A boy answered, "Moses, 4000."
"Now," said the teacher, "why didn't
you know when Moses lived?"
"Well," replied the boy, "I thought
it was his telephone number." Subur
ban Life.
Enduring Celebrity.
"Do you expect to leave footprints In
the sands of time?"
"No," replied tho flippant person,
"but my dog has left footprints lu
some fresh paving cement that I bcl
will puzzle the geologists a few centu
ries hence." Washington Star.
Two Requisites.
"I suppose that in order to keep the
chauffeur from taking out your auto
mobile without permission it is neces
sary to keep it locked up?"
"Yes, and even that isn't enough. 1
have to keep blm locked up too."
Buffalo Express.
The Vine and the Oak.
"I llko tho clinging typo of girl,
don't you?"
"Can't say I do. Those clinging
vines haye to have something to cling
to whllo you are away." Kansas City
Journal.
Fatal.
Winks Your friend Jones is one of
the finest pianists I ever heard. Why
doesn't he go on the stage?
Minks Wouldn't pay. His name is
too easy to pronounce. Philadelphia
Times.
May Do General.
"Will striped suits for gentlemen be
much worn this winter?"
"That Is hard to say until the grand
Jury gete through with tho ballot
boxes." Baltimore American.
In Doubt
"We have both proposed to her."
"Which Is tho lucky man?"
"Don't know yet Sho Just married
the other fellow last week." Toledo
Blade.
Always Lower.
His Ma Now, Freddie, yoo got that
headache from eating green apples.
Freddie Green nppres never gave
me a pain that high before Chicago
NewB.
Ill Timed Humor.
Dr. Frederick Van Eedeu, the Dutch
physician nnd author, always kept, lu
sight the injustice of fnto that sub
jects the poor to tortures from which
the rich ale exempt. Ho told the fol
lowing bitter little anecdote, which
occurred during his student days in
Amsterdam:
Once a poor man was brought In
affected with a very strange and ruro
disease of the spine that caused him,
by involuntary spasms of tho legs, to
Jump and to continue hopping when ho
tried to stand on his legs. Our pro
fessor wunted to show this to his stu
dents, and ho requested the patient to
stand on his feet. The poor man
looked at the crowd around nnd said
with a pathetic, imploring look:
"If tho gentlemen will please not
laugh." The professor promised they
would be serious.
Aud yet when the man began to
hop tho "gentlpmon" toured. And 1
felt the tears come to my eyes and
my fists close lit my po. Lets. World's
Work.
Their Last Hour.
The lovely maiden shuddered Invol
untarily and drew closer to her lover.
A look of unutterable sadness stole
over her face, and a teardrop welling
from her azure eye stolo down her
nose nnd made a blister on the young
man's clean white collar.
"Why are you so sad?" ho murmur
ed, sneezing, as her wayward tresses
tickled his left nostril.
"I was thinking," sho said, gulping
down a sob aud a marshraallow si
multaneously, "that this will be our
last evening together until tomorrow."
For truly love bauds us a lime with
every caramel. Milwaukee News.
Not Her Fault.
Tho mistress comes home without
warning. Sho finds tho maid In gala
attire.
"Why. what do you mean," she cries,
"by wearing my best black skirt?"
"It is not my fault." replies the maid.
"Madam locked up all her colored
ones." Cleveland Plain Dealer.
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It is worse than useless to attempt
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harm. They cause a reaction, irritate,
und wenken the bowels and tend to
make constipation more chronic. Be
sides, their use becomes n habit that is
dangerous.
Constipation Is caused by a weakness
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Intestine or descending colon. To ex
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gans nnd restore them to healthier ac
tivity. We want you to try Itexnll Orderlies
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TN THE COUNT OF COMMON PLEAS
1 OF WAYNE COUNTY.
Lillian M. Connors v. Geo. A, Connors.
No. 40 Jan. Term, 1011. Libel in Divoro
To OEOHOE A CONNORS: You nro here
by required to appear In the said Court on
tho third Monday in Jnnunry next, to ans
wer the complaint exhibited to the Judec of
snld court by Ulllnn M. Connors, your wife.
In tho rause above stated, or In dtfault there
of n decree it divorce ns prayed for In said
complaint may ho mado am Inst you In your
absence. M. LKK liitAMAN, Sher'3.
Scarlo A Salmon. Attorneys,
llonesdule. Oct. . 1911 83w4
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