1 PAGIS TI1E CITOEJf, WEDNESDAY SEPT. 0, 101J. TOOTHACHE MAY COST RAILROAD $20,000. Suffering Passenger Who Was Ejected From Train Brings' Suit. Jurors In the Spokane county supe rior" court, Jo bo convened in Septem ber, will bo willed upon to decide what la a reasonable balm when a passen ger suffering from toothache Is ejected from a train and forced to walk twenty-four miles to enlist', tho services of a dentist John II. Larson wants $20,000 from the Great Northern Itnllway company for what Is described in his complnlnt as '"humiliation, shame, dlsgraco and physical pain." The complaint sets forth that Larson boarded n Spokane bound, train in Lincoln county on Juno 29. He was told by the ticket agent to pay the conductor, ns thero' was not sufficient time to sell a ticket On the train Larson tendered a twenty dollar gold coin, but Conductor Stedman re fused to accept it in payment of fare, saying tho coin was spurious. Larson had $3.15 in silver, but that amount was not sufficient to pay his fare to Spokane, so the train was stop ped and tho passenger ejected. lie sought the agent in the station nt Waukon and was told the nest train would be along in fourteen hours, so he decided to wnlk. Meanwhile the pain of the aching tooth became more aggravated, nnd when Larson reached Spokane, following tho long hike on tho grade, his Jaw was swollen so his friends failed to recognize him. THINKS HE CAN CURE LIARS. Holy Cross Professor Says Prevention Is First to Be Sought. The Rev. Itobert Swltkerath, pro fessor of history nnd pedagogy nt Iloly Cross college, in a lecture before the teachers' congress in Boston col lege said that "the so called confirmed liar is not a hopeless case, but may be cured by patience and sympathetic in terest." Tho clergyman's topic was "Preven tion and Cure of School Evils, Espe cially Lying and Cheating." "American boys have more common sense and a fairer appreciotion of Justness than any others in tho world," he said. "It is important that we should know the cause of evil in the individual case. We should know whether the cause Is pure egotism, excessive imagination, nervousness or excitement or from a misunderstood motive of heroism. The treatment j win do uirtereut m umerent cases. More important than tho cure of ly ing is the prevention of lying." DRUMMED 33 YEARS. And Now Samuel Johnson Has Retired From tho "President's Own." Samuel Johnson, first drummer of i the marine band, who has handed in I his x"esignation after thirty-three years of service, said ho had "Just naturally" tired of beating a drum nnd intends to try something else for n while. This is not the first time that John son has tied up his sticks and laid away his drum since ho Joined tho band as a lad. In 1801, when John Philip Sousa retired from the leader ship of the "President's Own," Johnson likewise retired. But the music of tho kettle nnd the snare was too strong for him, and three years later ho took down his old sticks and donned tho blue nnd gold of tho marino corps again. BARTLETT A FRESHMAN. Ex-Congressman at Forty-one Begins Study at University of Nevada. Georgo A. Bartlett, former congress man from Nevada, has entered the freshman class of tho University of Nevada, no will specialize in general chemistry, mineralogy and mining and will spend four hours each day In University hall. He says he won't play football. Bartlett is a leading Democrat in Nevada and is spoken of ns a probable candldato for gorcrnor in 1014. He is forty-ono years old. lie was congress man at large from Nevada from 1007 to 1011. Pressed Sewage Cake. Iu Bradford, Englaud, the city au thorities are now making a pressed sewage cake. Thousands of tons are made annually from tho city sewage, 15,000,000 gallons of sewage being treated dally. Tho grease and moisture are largely extracted, and the residue, or cake, Is disposed of for fertilizers. Dr. Wiley. With apologies to Hudyard Klpllns. "What makes tho Potter Ham so green?" said Flles-on-Parado. "It's feelln' fresher than It is," the color sergeant said. "What makes tho ranks so white, so white?" said Files-on-Parade. "They're dreadln' what they've got to eat," the color sergeant said. "For they're bouncln' Dr. Wiley. Tou can hear tho microbes cheer, An' the germs aro all a-slngln". Wiley's goln' away from here, An' we're comin' back far stronger than we've been for many a year. For they're bouncln' Dr Wiley in the mornin'.' " "For what do they be bouncln him?" said Files-on-Parade. "'E put the microbes on the blink," tho color sergeant said. "An1 did tho microbes 'urt tho blink?" said Files-on-Parade, , "They put the blink out of . a lob," the color sergeant said. " "They are bouncln1 Dr. W"ey. an the germs arq runnln' free. An' the microbes an' bacllluses are chor- tlin' with glee. For they'll get their starvln'- 'ooks onco more on folks Ilk? you an mo 1 After bounchV Dr.i Wiley in' the mornin'." -Horace Dodd Gastit in Harper's yekly, FINDS A NEW RACE IN ?AftQ'TlC 8! r AMERICA. i tj j Discovery Made by 'Explorer Stefans son European In Features That there In a two of meu resem bling Scandinavians llvjug ,ln Victoria Land. In n re tic America, who have never seen other white men nnd took tho white man who discovered them for nn Eskimo, Is the remarkable statement contained In it letter from tho explorer and anthropologist VllhJ' mar Stofansson. who has been In the nrctlc region for the last three years or more on an expedition sent out by the American Museum of Natural His tory. Tho explorer states that these far northern Americans have the speech and habits of Eskimos, hut are Europerin In features. In tho flndlng of tho, new communi ty Mr. Stefansson believes he has In troduced among ethnologists a now problem of great scientific interest. Ho suggests three possibilities. One is that ho has found a new branch of the human family. Another Is that theso beings may be the descendants of the 3,000 Scandinavians who sud denly and mysteriously disappeared from Greenland In tho fifteenth cen tury nnd of whom no trace has ever been found. Ho also suggests that they may be descendants of a large party of Sir Johu Franklin's men who also mys teriously disappeared. Mr. Stefaussoit left New l'ork city in April, 100S. With him when he left, was Dr. II. M. Anderson of Iowa, who was the naturalist of the expedi tion, which left here with the Inten tion of learning something definite in relation to the ethnological puzzles of the land north of Hudson bay. Tho expedition has done what it set out to do, Mr. Stefansson writes, nnd has also found there Is no lurge river In the region, nlthough one Is 'desig nated on maps ns the river La Iton ciere. Ho has learned that a certain cape Is an island and that a certain island on the present map Is a cape. WORLD'S GREATEST AIRSHIP. Japan's Will Be Ninety Feet Longer Than England's. Japan Is building tho greatest dirigi ble balloon over known. Details re garding the aerial structure are said to bo zealously guarded, but neverthe less it is announced that the aerial monster wil' be GOO -feet long, exceed ing by ninety feet tho length of the British dirigible launched a short time ago nt .Barrow It will be a little more than fifty feet in diameter and will be fitted with six motors, each of 120 horsepower, so that Its total driving power will be equivalent to 720 horsepower, or about twice that of the motors on the British airship. Those engines are expected to be capable of driving an airship of Its dimensions against a wind of fort.v miles velocity that Is. a storm wind at the rate of thirty miles an hour. But if there should he no wind it could force its way through tho air at n speed of seventy miles an hour. The air vessel which Japan com pleted a few months ago was 400 feet long nnd of the semirigid type. The new one is being constructed en tho rigid principle. It will have a lifting power of about forty-two tons exact ly double that of tho British dirigible. It could take on board at least twenty tons of benzine for fuel, nnd any loss of gas would be compensated for by tho consumption of the fuel. By this means It ought to be ablo to remain in tho nlr n week and be under full control the whole time. About ton men will form its crew, though the dirigible's carrying capacity will be sufficient for thirty more men. For ammunition and pneumatic cylin der bombs ample room is to be avail able. HERMIT DEAD. Left a Fortune, Which He Sometimes Carried In His Clothes. James W. Churchill, a famous her mit of Plymouth, Mass., died recently at the homo where he had lived tho life of a recluse for forty years. He was born in Plymouth eighty-three years ago and during his early life followed the sea. At the outbreak of the civil war he enlisted in the Ninety-ninth Now York regiment. Compa ny K, nnd besides serving in the ar my was for some time on board a man-of-war. After coming home from tho war ho retired to tho old homestead, where his hermit's life began. With his ad vancing years came a positlvo dis trust of mankind. The old man died wealthy, although tho exact amount of his fortuno cannot bo determined. Across the road from bis homo Is a small pond which contains goldfish, and tho old man has always been a self constituted guardian of tho, pool. Onco ho was found on tho streets with his pockets stuffed with money and bills sticking from his belt, from tho tops of his boots and various oth er parts of his clothing. Ho always carried a large roll with him, which be guarded with n loaded revolver. Champion Letter Sorter. Grove M. Torre, a clerk in tho San Francisco main poetofflce, is tho cham pion letter distributer of tho world. In nn exhibition Tprro broko tho rec ord by sorting 2,340 cards' with no er rors in thirty-seven minutes. Tnla. la nn average of 03 4-10 cards a minute. This moll was thrownJnto seventeen' different compartments, When Torre had finished tho" Judges found that Torre had nqt; even one cojd, la a wron'c compartment BEVITI In China nearly all farming imple ments are made of wood. Paris has double the number of fire men and fifty more engines than Lon don. Eastbourne. England, has recimtlv approved a bylaw forbidding dogs to bark on the sea front. Tho best safeguard against Infectious diseases is to keep both mind and body in a healthy condition. Plumage skins or eggs of native birds of Australia and New Guinea can no longer be exported. A New York woman wants two years' separation to give her husband an op portunity to try to win her. back. Femalo barbers are numerous, in the prominent cities of Sweden, nnd many of them own tho shops ,ln which they j work. Tho barbers of Paris after they have attended one customer must wash their hands before beginning work on nn other. In the cause of quietness the canton of Zurich, Switzerland, has prohibited nil motor traffic between midnight and Da. m. It is estimated that the proposed ship canal In Scotland to link tho Forth and the Clyde will cost $105, 000,000. Though the bulk of our lumber ex ports have not greatly increased in re cent years, the valuation shows gigan tic strides. Now York's sick list averages 135,000. names each day, or one person In ev ery thirty-five, and within a year 1,530,000 cases of Illness occur within the city limits. The owner of probably the largest number of dogs In the world Is a Rus sian, who has 35,000 shepherd dogs to look after 1,500,000 sheep. Artificial teeth made of paper can now be obtained. They are said to re tain their color and are less likely to chip than ordinary false teeth. In times of peace there are nearly 1,200 deaths in the British army annu ally, the rate per thousand abroad be ing two and a half times that at home. The present harbor of Tslngtau, able now to accommodate thirty of the lar gest seagoing vessels, is being extend ed, owing to tho increased shipping from that port. According to tho computation of the minister of finance for the union of South Africa, the gold mining industry of tho Rand still has a life of 150 years before it. Phenomenally wet weather on the northeast coast of Queensland wns re sponsible during the first four months of the year for a total rainfall of Just under sixteen feet. Thero are moro university students now than ever in the German father land. Their number has risen from 52,407 in 191Q. to 54,822 this year, an in crease of 4.0 per cent. Tho figures show that the number of British seamen employed in tho British mercantile marino is steadily increas ing, while the number of Lascars and Asiatics of all kinds is stationary. Far from scorning penniless immi grants, the Chilean government has re newed its offer to pay a sum equiva lent to ?15.44 in gold for every adult who comes to settle in that country. Tho government is constructing the longest lock In the world at St Mary's falls at Sault Ste. Marie, Mich. The dimensions of this lock are to be 1,350 by 80 feet, with a low water clearance of 25 feet. After Jan. 1, 1013, only white men can act as pearl dlvcra In Australian waters. Up to this time the divers have been chiefly Malays and Japanese, it being supposed that white men could not endure the work. Consul Norton of Malaga says many Spanish cities have poorly furnished barber shops. One shop has some American reclining chairs, which were imported ten years ago and are still regarded as curiosities. The latest returns place the popula tion of India nt 315,000,000. Yet tho entire area of India is no greater than that of nine of our western states Washington, Oregon, California, Idaho, Nevada, Montana, Arizona, Utah and Wyoming. Alaska's fishing industry, next In im portance to mining, gives employment to 12,588 persons, of whom 2,823 aro natives. In the last fivo years tho ter ritory has sent us a wealth of $43,000, 000 iu salmon alone. Tho total output of fish in 1010 was worth 511,181,383. ' A proposed new colliery In Warwick shire, England, is to cost $2,000,000. Boring tests have proved the existence of a twenty foot vein 814 yards down. The sinking nnd fitting of a pair of shafts twenty to twenty-two feet in diameter will take five years. As a result of tho observation ad vanced by two scientific men, Mario nnd MacAullffe, that the sanest typo of man has tho biggest feet, while tho sanest typo of woman hag tho smallest feet, pedestrians all along tho. boule vards In Paris aro taking to tho habit of scanning ono another's feet. 'At a recent ball In Paris ono of the women dancers woro a colftnro moro than six feet high and weighing ten pounds, constructed by a Parisian hair dresser, It is said that notwithstand ing the, size and weight of the head dress she was ablo to dance quite gracefully. A St. Petersburg correspondent states that the. peasants of the far east are being systematically trained by Russia in rifle shooting. A. majority of theso settlers nretlmo expired .spldiers with their families. Rlflo competitions are held, military weapons nnd targets being employed. TIMELY SUES WEIGHT BROTHERS. Wisconsin Woman Asks Damages For Injuries Received at a Fair. Now' York, Aug. 31. Mnry Lynch of Dlnvan, Wis., brought suit in the United States circuit court against the Wright comtwiny to recover $25,000- damages for injuries sustained nt tho Wisconsin state fair in September, 1010, wheti Hoxsey gave nn exhibition (light in a Wright machine. The complaint says that tho biplane rose Into the air with Hoxsey in it driving nnd directing It for a short distance only and then came down to the ground with great force and vio lence so that It struck tho plaintiff. Miss Lynch says that she wbb thrown upon n cement pavement with great force, that one of her knees and shoulders were badly Injured. "That's queer." "What Is?" "Last week my daughter wrote me from tho summer resort that she Is en gaged to a man named Frank, and in her next letter she calls him John." Detroit Free Press. "My daughter," said Mrs. Newrash proudly, "comes out tonight" "now strange," said Mrs. Kashlcr. "So does my husband. How long was your daughter in for?" Toledo Blade. The Doctor Ah, yes I Very nervous, Irregular pulse, palpitation of tho heart and feverish. Let me see your tongue. The Youth There's nothing the mat ter with me, sir. I Just called to ask you for your daughter's hand. Phila delphia Telegraph. "Did you have many callers while I was oway. John?" "Every tlmo I tried to bluff! Ier that Is to say. not many." Houston Post. The saying Is o)fl. but none the less true, "The Lord loves a cheerful giver." We may safely assume that the Lord lovps him too Who keeps from abusing his liver. Chicago Record-Herald. P.EPUBLICAN CANDIDATE ,FOK COUNTY COMMISSIONED I. G. rSIMONS, Sterling, Pa. CANDIDATE FOR SHERIFF T. Y. BOYD. I wisn to announce to tho Repub lican voters of Wayno county that I am a candidate for the nomination at tho coming primaries for the of fice of Sheriff. Your vote and your support in my behalf will be greatly appreciated. T. Y. BOYD, Boyds Mills. REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE FOR COUNTY COMMISSIONER. G. HOWARD GILPIN. Wnynmrt, Pa. REPUBLICAN OANDIDAT13 FOR COUNTY COMMISSIONER. JOHN MALE. Cherry Ridge. REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE For COUNTY COMMISSIONER, Primaries Sept. 30. I, Ferdinand Kroll, a Republican of the borough of Honesdale, and a supporter of the party, heroby give notice to the Toters of Wayne coun ty that I announce myself a candi date for the office of County Com missioner. DEMOCRATIC CANDIDATE FOR SHERIFF. I respectfully ask the Democratic voters of Wayne county to give me their earnest support at the primary election to be held Saturday Sept. 30, 1011. Sincerely yours, F. C. KIMBLE. Honesdale, Pa. eottfv HONOR AtterMon is called totne STRENGTH of the Wayne County The .FINANCIER of New York City has published a ROLL OP HONOR of the 11,470 State Banks and Trust Companies of United States. In this list the WAYNE COUNTY SAVINGS BANK Stands 38th in the United States Stands 10th in Pennsylvania. Stands FIRST in Wavne County. Capital, Surplus, $527,342.88 Total ASSETS, $2,951,048.26 Honesdale. Vs.., December 1, Id 10. DR. E. F. SCANLON, Only Permanent Resident Specialist In Scraiiton, TKN YEARS' SUCCESS IN THIS CITY. CURING VARICOCELE Varicocele Impairs the vitality and destroys the elements of manhood. I dally demonstrate that Varicocele can bo posi tively cured without tho organs being mutilated: they are preserved and strengthened; pain ceases almost Instantly; swelling soon subsides; healthy circulation 1 s rapidly re-established, and every part of tho organism affected by the disease Is thoroughly re Dr. K, V. Scanlon, Varicocele Special ist. stored. A written guarantee With eyery case I accept. Wrlto if you cannot call. Consultation and examination free. Credit can he arranged, Office Hours; 9 a. m. to 5 p. m., and 7 to 9 p. m.; Sundays, 12 to 1 p. m. Omces-4S3 Linden St, SCRANTON, PA. (Opposite Poslofflce.) CHICHESTER S PILLS i.aa.ti ark your itdkui for a 1111 la Jled ind Uold neuluAvx t-oie, sealed with liluo Kibbon.-V Take po other. II or of your' I ru it c lot. AtWorCinMJlfcH.TJXBS if L&iuni uuAnu a-iiajuL tot u& Savings I.L. -..Of XL? yttti known u Beat, Safest) Always pelliblt iOLO BY DRUGGISTS EVERYWHERE PROFESSIONAL OABD8. Xttornevs-nt-Law. E Wl80N, ATTORNEY A CODNfiEr.nn.AT.r.in. offlce-llontee.4084 fflC0 1,1 Dlmml Wil. H. LEE, ATTORNEY A COttNSELOR-AT-LAW. Office bver post office. All legal business promptly attended to. Honesdale. Pa. EC. MUMFORD, . ATTORNEY A COnKBEr.nc.i'r.Mw. PoVt Office. HonesdalerPa."'' "vi,"no lnB HOMER GREENE. ATTORNEY A COUN8ET.OH-AT-r.4w Office over Kelt's store. Honesdale Pa. flHARLES A. McOARTY, ATTORNEY A COUNSELOR-IT-LAW. JP?.c.!al an.d prompt 'attention given to the collection ot claims. Office over .Rett's new store Honesdale. Pa. J71 P. KIMBLE, ATTORNEY A COUNBELnn.AT-r.im Office over the post office Honesdale. Pa. ME. SIMONS, . ATTORNEY & COUNSELOR-AT-LAW. Officii 111 HlB fVlllrt t-tViueo T-rj.i Pa """"''l ""UCDUUltS, pETER H. ILOEF, -n- A1XU1U)1 & C nnKSBmU.AT.T.ltr t?!'!?e-8.nd floor old Savings Brnt building. Honesdale. Pa. SEARLE & SALMON, ATTORNEYS & COUN8ELOR8-AT-LAW Offices lately occupied by Judge Searla j CHESTER A, GARRATT,; ATTORNEY A COUNBELOR-AT-LAW Office adjacent to Post Office, Honesdale. P Dentists. DR. E. T. BROWN, 'DENTIST. Office First floor, old Savings Bank build ing, Honesdale. Pa. DR. C. R. BRADY, DENTIST, HONESDALE, PA. Office Houks-8 a. m. to 6 p.m. Any evening by appointment. Citizens' phone. S3: Residence. No. BOX Physicians. PB. PETERSON, M. D. . 1120 MAIN STREET, HONESDALE, PA. Eye and Ear a specialty. The fitting ot glass es given careful attention. Livery. LIVERY. i; red. G. Rickard has re moved his livery establishment from corner Church street to Whitney's Stone Barn ALL CALLS PROMPTLY ATTENDED TO". FIRST CLASS OUTFITS. 75yl M t M t ! f m t t 1 1 f H t I SPENCER The Jeweler would like to see you if you are in the marketf for f JEWELRY, SILV.ER-I J WARE, WATCHES! CLOCKS, DIAMONDS, I! AND NOVELTIES !. ', "Guaranteed articles only sold." X ttm:!n;;;;mKiHnmm?;mtmin WHEN THERE IS ILLNESS in your family you of course call a reliable physician. Don't stop at that; have his prescriptions put up at a reliable pharmacy, even if it is a little farther from your home than some other store. You can find no more reliable store than ours. It would be im possible for more care to be taken m the selection of drugs, etc., or in the compounding. Prescrip tions brought here, either night or day, will bo promptly and accurately compounded by a competent registered pharmacist and tho prices will be most rea sonable, O. T. CHAMBERS, PHARMACIST, Opp. D, & II, Station, Honesdale. Pa. H 5 German-American Home TuaaXux.uI Men gt Women, you na old, bMHIIItollll q0i, ja A6rtl.lii( Uo.Cor. Fooled. Dtc.lf.d or B.bh.d Yon, Dn'l Isd.. ! sllh. The GERMAN AMERICAN TREATMENT. ol 5000 Different Irr., to .aft . A ...rr l.dlfldul Cm., la po.lUt.lr U Only Cure, no mur ntutoo.f.r ronr Alloi.Bt or DIM... mo? b, c.uo or origin, no ntntlor wbo Isllcd. Wrlt.,.fl. ronr Co. In itrltt confidants. A Oure (inAll AM KE. Addr... OLD GERMAN DOCTOR. '' llax Ii88fl. I'hUndelfllliVr-r. HOTEL ST. DENIS' BROADWAY and 11th ST. I wnn VI I T Wthto my attest of every point of in- !' . i.wocps. iroru wanamnker V NOTED FOR t Excellent of cuUine, -eomtorttble appointment, courttouo nnu pqmciiKtj turroUDdltKs. Rooms $1,00 per day and uc With privilege ol Bath $1.50 per day and up EUROPEAN PLAN Tabla d'Hoie Bretkfatt . . O0a WW.TAYLOR A SON. Ine,