THE CITIZEN', FRIDAY, AUGUST 18, 1011. CENTER OF POPULATION. Exact Spot Is Farm En Monroe County, !nd. S. H. STEVENS LIVES THERE, In 120 Years the Center Has Moved Only Nineteen Minutes In Latitude and Nine and One-half Degrees In Longitude How It Is Determined. The civilization of the United States turns around Samuel II. Stevens and his farm in Monroe county, lud., four miles Boutii of Unlonvlllo and eight miles east of Bloomlngton, or, in oth er words, about sixty miles from In dianapolis, in the southwestern part of the state. How They Figure It. The manner of finding the center of population Is to the lay mind compli cated. Statisticians declare that It Is perfectly simple, only lengthy. Hero it is, that the reader may decide about It: The geographers call the center of population the center of gravity of tho population of the country. By this they mean that they get at it very much as one would find tho center of gravity of a substance which was uni form in texture and weight. They in clude in tho problem only tho mother land. Alaska, the Philippines and Hawaii are not in It The first thing is to take a tentative, point for a center, and this is usually the old center. Then every square de gree of tho country is counted up and multiplied Into its distance from the tentative or trial center. The popula tion of everj square is assumed to be at tho center of the square, except where a large city would manifestly throw tho center Of gravity of tho square off from the center. A consid erable body of water or an uninhabit ed mountain rango would also compel n modification of the calculation. In such cases tho center of the square is estimated as nearly as can be. All computations are made from tho most accurate government maps, and the scale is carefully observed The shortest distances of the center of each square from the meridian nnd the par allel passing through the trial center are taken and multiplied Into the popu lation of tho square. Tho result Is called a "moment," and tho sum of all of these north of the parallel Is found, and tho sum of all the moments re lated to tho meridian to tho east or west of it is determined. Their differ ence divided by the population of the whole country gives a correction to the latitude of the trial center, and in like manner tho correction for tho longitude is obtained for the assumed center. Moves Steadily Westward. Tho center of population has moved thirty-one miles westward since 1000. The course of empire still holds stead ily the old direction. Ten years ago it was six miles southeast of Columbus, the county seat of Bartholomew coun ty, Ind. From the year 1700 it has moved westward close along the thirty-ninth parallel. In that year it was twenty three miles east of the city of Balti more. Ten years later It had made a good sized jump and was eighteen miles west of Baltimoro without having va ried north or south. Ten years later, in 1810, it had reach ed a spot forty miles northwest by west of Washington. This was a southwesterly direction from the ear lier centers, which was due to tho an nexation of tho vast territory of Louisi ana, with its considerable population. In 1820 It was at a point sixteen miles north of Woodstock, Va. The settlement of Mississippi, Alabama and Georgia had had Us influence on its southerly trend. In 1830 the center had moved on into what Is now West Virginia nnd was nineteen miles southwest of tho town of Moorofleld. It was still being drawn to the south. Florida had been added to tho United States, and the settle ment of the southern states had been going on rapidly. In 1S40 It was sixteen miles south of Clarksburg; in 1850 it was twenty three miles southeast of Parkersburg, Texas having had some effect in draw ing it southward. In 18C0 it had gone slightly northward and was twenty miles south of Chllllcothe, O. Eighteen hundred seventy fouud it forty-eight miles east by north of Cin cinnati, this direction resulting from the devastation of tho south by the civil war. Crossed the Ohio River. By 1880 it again had turned south ward, crossing tho Ohio river Into Ken tucky to a point ten miles west of Cin cinnati. The year 1800 fouud it going slightly to tho north again with tho rapid set tlement of tho northwest, large imml ' gration and tho development of tho state of Washington. It was then ten miles east of the town of Columbus, Ind. Tho opening of Oklahoma and Indian Territory and immigration into Texas In tho decade ending In 1000 moved tho center a little over fourteen miles to tho point six miles southeast of Co lumbus. In the 120 years since tho first cen sus the center has moved only nine teen minutes in latitude while it has changed its longitude nlno and one half dctrreo. or 000 miles In all. The Punlo of tho Press. There used to In- an uj;ed elevator man who opernied urn- of the lifts In tho house wing of the cupito:. Most of his passeumjix wore elf her repre sentatlvcs or newspaper eorre.souil cnts. The old uinn got to know all of the correspoiidi'iiis very well niit. always hud u che.'ilul greeting for them. It was often noticed, loo. t tint he seemed to be greatly Interested in their conversation One afternoon, as three of them stop ped out of the elevator, Sereuo Payne of New York stepped In. As the car went down the old elevator man turn ed and said: "Mr. Payne. 1 can't understand about those newspaper men. They puzzle me." "What's tho trouble with themV" asked Mr. Payne. "Well, Mr. Payne, every day they ride In this car one feller will turn to another und say, 'What do you know today?' And the other fellow will answer. 'Not a thing. What do you know?" Then the first feller will answer, 'Nothing.' And yet, Mr. Payne, the papers nre just full of news every day. It beats me where they got It" "It beats me too." said Mr. Payne. Brooklyn Eagle. Old Time Strawberries. Strawberries have Improved vr. much In flavor since the fifteenth cen tury. Until then the only strawlier rios eaten wore wild strawberries of a kind which would never find a mar ket nowadays. By 1480. however, they were beginning to bo cultivated, for Ilollnshcd records under that date n particularly fine crop grown by thp bishop of Ely in tho grounds of hi palace, now covered by Hatton garden, He quotes the Duke of Gloucester saying to the bishop: "My lord, you have very good strawberries in your garden In Holborn. I require you to let us have a mess of them." This speech wn copied almost verbatim by Shakespeai in "Richard III." Still, even the bishop's fruit would not up peal much to modern connoisseurs, for the garden strawberries at that perl'.d were only transplanted wlldllngs, the plants being sold at about fourpenoe a bushel. London Standard. Origin of the Piano. Tho pianoforte was directly evolved from the clavichord and the harpsi chord. In 1711 Sclpioue Maffcl gave a detailed account of tho first four In struments, which were constructed by Bartolommeo Chrustoforl. It was named by him the pianoforte and was (list exhibited In 1700. Marius. lu 'ranee, exhibited harpsichords, witli hammer action. In 1710, nnd Schroter in Germany, claimed to have Invent ed the plnnoforte between 1717 nrd 1720. Marius was at first generally credited with the invention. Pianos of that period were shaped very much like tlie modern grnnd variety. The first square piano was constructed by Frederlca. an organ manufacturer of Saxony. In 1758. The first genuine up right piano was invented In England and the United States by John Isaac Hawkins, an Englishman, in 1800. Detroit Free Press. The First Money. Money Is mentioned ns a medium ot exchange In Genesis, chapter 23. aud is supposed to refer to a time as far hack as 1S00 B. C. Tho coinage of money is ascribed to the Lydlans. a people of Asia Minor. It Is, of course, quite Impossible to fix any definite date for the first coinage. Long before any one thought to coin money It was made out of any durable substance that came to hand, such as leather, iron, tin, bronze and even the hard bark of the trees and stones of tho fields. Tin Hollander, so late as tho middle of the sixteenth century, made money of pasteboard. In fact, pretty nearly ev erything In the shade of lasting mate rial has at one time or another been used as the medium of trade known us tuonev Suiting the Action to the Word. At a lecture a well known authority on economics mentioned the fact that In some parts of America tho number of mou was constantly larger than that of women, and he added humor ously, "I can therefore recommend to tho ladles to emigrate to that part." A young lady who was seated In one of the last rows of tho auditorium got tip and. full of Indignation, left tin room rather noisily, whereupon the lecturer remarked, "I did not mean that It should be done In such a hur ry." Judge. White Specks In Butter. White specks In butter are some times simply fine particles of milk curd, resulting from lack of care In skimming. Sometimes they nre small specks of dried cream, having been scraped from tho sides of the pan and being too dry to thoroughly soften and mix with tho rest. On the Spur of the Moment. "Waiter, these eggs aro as hard as n stone. I told you not to boll them more than throo minutes and a half." "Yes, sir; that's just tho time they were In to a second, but tho aw wa ter was hard, sir." Chicago Tribune. Doing and Thinking. Mamma Bessie, why don't you wash the dishes? It is easier to do a thing than to sit and think about It Besslo Well, mamma, you wash tho dishes, ind I'll sit and think about It Could Help Her. Fussy Lady Patient I was suffering so much, doctor, that I wanted to die. Doctor You did right to call me in, dear lady. London Opinion. What kind of paper resembles a sneeze? Tissue. FOR THE CHILDREN Knocking the Head Trick. Do you desire me, ladles, to teach you my secret for making Impromptu verses? It Is to rub your forehead well, not with the hand as Horace did of old, but by giving your head some good sound blows against the wnll. Then proceed to knock your head three or four times against a door and put your hand to your forehead as If to deaden tho pain produced by the vlo lenco of the blows. But you must do (something mono than merely touch the door with your head. At tho same mo ment that yow make tho movements us if knocking yourself, you ward off the blow by tho nld of the left hand held to the door about tho spot which you appear to strike, while the closed right hand, concealed from tho nudlonce, strikes on tho other side of the door. The correspondence of tho move ments of the head with tho noiso of the blows given by the clinched fist produces a perfect illusion on the minds of the spectators. Froiickers of the Sea. The merry dolphins havo a peculiar murmuring cry, and when the sailors hear it they say tho dolphins aro talk ing together. Of all the creatures of tho sea those show tho greatest exu berance of animal mirth. Often they nre seen by ships' passengers in the Mediterranean and the northern At lantic ocean frolicking nnd leaping from the surface of tho sea with a thousand graceful motions. Now they leap with curved bodies many feet into the air, then they drag through tho waves rapidly, leaving a slender wake of whitening foam under the water. The dolphin is not moro than sis or eight feet long. The body ta pers toward tho tall, which is shaped liko a crescent. It has a beak about six Inches long and a crescent shaped blowhole, with horns turned backward. It is whlto on tho back, grayish on the sides and white beneath. About the Moon. The bright side of tho moon always is turned toward tho sun whether the sun is visible to us or not. So we should expect that if tho moon is less than full a line joining the center of the moon nnd the center of her illumi nated edge would always point toward the sun while the cusps or horns of the moon' in her first or last quarter would point away from the sun. But if we come to watch the moon wo shall find that tho position of the cusps often Is different from what we had expoctcd. For instance, the sun may be well be low the horizon, yet the horns may be turned a little downward and the cen ter of tho bright edge a little upward. Tha Bargain .Counter. This is a good test of memory as well as observation. The bargain counter may bo a tabloin tho middle of the room. On tho counter place a number of articles toys, books. vnsos, any small objects at hand. One child is chosen to take charge of tho shop, and a secoud one, after care fully looking over the collection to uo tlce nnd remember every article, leaves tho room. While he Is absent a third person selects and hides one of the pieces. When tho second child Is call ed in he must try at one guess to say which of the articles was sold lu his absence. If he guesses correctly he may be the next shopman. Tree Puzzlers. What is the double tree? Pear. What tree is nearest the sea? Beech Namo the languishing tree. Pine. What is tho chronologlst's tree? Date. What tree is adapted to hold shirt waists? Box. What tree will keep you warm? Fir. What is the Egyptian plague tree? Locust. What is tho tree we offer friends nl meeting and parting? Palm. Tho tree found in churches? Elder. Tho fiery tree? Burning bush. Tho tree used in wet weather? Rub ber. Tho tree that protects from the fierce heat of tho sun? Umbrella. Philadel phia Ledger. Some Old Proverbs. A blind man Is no Judge of colors. Fierceness Is often hidden beneath beauty. There Is often anger In a laugh. A dress often hides a deceiver. A foolish word is folly. Hop consoles tho persecuted. The well fed forget the hungry. Idleness Is tho fool's desire. Next of the Grebe. Tho grebe, or dipper, although awk ward on land, is an expert diver aud has the power of remaining long under water and thrusting out tho bill for a supply of air. Tho llttlo grebe build? a floating nest, which she removes at the approach of danger, paddling it with one foot. Lions Like Lavender. Lion tamers frequently perfume themselves with lavender. There is. It la said, no record of a lion ever hav ing attacked a trainer who had taken tho precaution of using this perfume. Filling tho Sugar Bowl. I Ilk to help Susan by filling the bowl With sugar so white and sweet, you know: I put tn a lot And pat It all down And make It so smooth and neat, you know. With never a hump Or elgn ot a lump1, Tor tha lumps I always da eat, you know. BE WISE; STICK TO FARM. It Stands For Everything Attractive, Wholesome and Profitable. For the restless boy or girl who wants to go away from the farm and get out Into the big world to do some thing, no better bit of earnest reading can bo fouud than this extract from tho New York Independent. "Tho now farm children." It says, "live a third dispensation. The sclem cs began to take hold of the land at least fifty years ago, but there was an off clearing necessary. The transition period was protracted, mainly because tho land was already In possession of n race of farmers that must die off. "Tho agricultural college applied the sciences to tillage and to crops nnd to animal life on tho farm twenty-five years ago. it was slow work, not only to awaken tho farmer, but to in vestigate, discover, and then to apply. Tho ago is now rapidly falling into the hands of men who nre alive to the great fact that production has never yet approached its maximum. The or chard has nil this while, thanks to moths and caterpillars, become more nnd more an entomological laboratory. Gradually it has came about that not a thing can be grown on the land without a fight This has not by any means been n permanent loss, but has wakened n spirit of scientific examina tion and determination to master con ditions. The microscope and the cru cible are as necessary today as the plow and tho hoe. Tho farm boy Is not without stimulus, nor is he with out interesting conditions; rather It will now take the brighter boys to do the farming. "The development of farm machin cry and the application of new forces on the land have gone on at the same time. In every department of the home, in the house, as well as in the barn, machinery takes the place of men, and tho help problem is now driving us to a still more complete age of mechanism. "There is no lot on earth so enviable today as that of an American farm boy or girl. They have room, fresh air. beautiful surroundings, while tho arts nnd sciences aro involved in their work, and isolation is absolutely aboi ished. "Nothing can bo gained any longer by quitting the farm. It stands for everything that is attractive, whole some and profitable; but at the same time it stands for the new and tho stimulating. Country life cannot bo made dull, unless It wilfully severs Itself from advantages that are freely offered." WILD MUSTARD GREAT PEST, Not Useful Like Its Eatable Cousins, but an Indefatigable Menace. About as troublesome a weed as the farmer tho world over has to deal with is the charlock or wild mustard. It is prolific in the extreme and, uulike its black and whlto cousins, is not ouiy worthless, but harmful. About the only way to control It is to use a spray HrilAYEli TO DKSTnOY WEEDS. made up of cither a 2 per cent solution of copper sulphate or n 15 per cent solution of iron sulphate. The quantity needed is from fifteen to twenty gal lons to tho acre, and American grain growers go after it with a sort of watering cart. It is particularly obnoxious in wheat fields, not only choking growth, but making the harvesting of the crop a matter of great difficulty. Creek an Ideal Farm Hand. A wideawake farmer noticed that his creek, if dammed at a certain place, would produce a six foot wnterfall Ho built a dam and put In a water wheel-a $800 turbine that yielded twenty-five horsepower. Over the water wheel ho built a powerhouse in which ho placed a dynamo for the water wheel to run. Tho electricity was wired 1,700 feet to tho farm build ings. I Then ho put his electricity to work in every possible place about tho prem ises, no heated aud lighted the house, did tho cooking nnd the washing and Ironing, did tho sweeping and dustiug, beat eggs and nt three different speeds too turned the ico cream f reez er and in summer ventilated tho hoir-,p with fans. Now with a vacuum milking ma chine he milks twenty cows, two nt n time; drives tho cream separator, churns, pumps water into every room in the house and into tho stall pf each horse nnd cow, drives lathes and drills In a workshop, drives a circular saw to cut cordwood nnd drives an ensilage cutter. It pays to be up to date. fnTn..T..T..t..f..T..T ..f..TMf..T..f..T..f..T..T. fVVl I I I I i I I 4 1 i 1 I I"l . jj THE MONEY MAKING MULE. The mule Is a 6lavo animal. At two years he Is ready to do con siderable work and will from that age on make a profit over and above his feed and expense bill In tho value of his labor and at tho same time be growing more valuable until four or five T years M, at which age he will command tho top or the market T tn his age class. t I t,iti,l.i.,IJ.I.M-M-I..T..T.T.,l, t A, t it..T.l Origin of Foxe'a "Book of Martyrs." Foxo's "Book of Martyrs" was pub lished in March. I(i:2. as the "Actca nnd Monuments" of the martyrs, a title borrowed from an earlier book, says tho Loudon Chronicle. The fa mous volume might never have ap peared at nil but for the association of Foxo with the printer Day of Alders- gate street. In whose business Foxo took an active part On tho tomb stone of Day In the church of Llttlo Bradley. Suffolk, the partnership Is thus Immortalized: lie et a Fox to wrlght how martyrs runne By death to lyfe: Fox ventured paynen and health To give them light: Daye spent In print ma wealth Even In those days the alien prob lem troubled ludustry. for we find Foxo nppeailug to Cecil to relax tho low and permit his friend Day to en gage more than four foreign printers. Iron In Plants. Iron Is tlie substance which gives the green iirpcaranee' to foliage. It forms a constituent part of chloro phyll and Is tin green coloring matter which Rtaiufl the bodies inside the cell? of leaves, called plastlds. When the first organized food Is being formed In the leaves from water and carbonic acid gas a certain amount of energy Is required, This lt obtained from the sun's rays, but the work of absorb ing it is carried out by the chlorophyll. It requires very llttlo Iron for the pro duction of all the cholrophyll found In a crop, nnd nearly all soils contain an abundant supply. The Human Clock. The Spanish painter Rlbero, Mr. Hal dano Macfall recalls In his "History of Painting," worked with such fervor that all count of timo was lost to him. "Uo mado a living clock to check the passing hours. His servant camo ev ery hour to tho studio to say In a loud and stately voice, 'Another hour has cone. Slgnor CavalloroP " ALL FAVORS APPRECIATED. Ilepiililicnn Candidate for the Nom ination of Register and ISui o.'der. W I HStiEK, Hte- ns, Wayne County, Pa. FOR PROTHONOTAIIV, A. H. HOWELL, WHITE MILLS. Kindly investigate my llfo, char acter and qualifications, and then, if possible, give me your vote. If elected I will attend to tho duties of the cfilco myself and will tr to prove to all that no mistake was made In my selection. FOR TKEASUKEIt. W. W. WOOD, PROFESSIONAL CARDS. Attorncvs-nt-Law. H WILSON, . ATTORNEY A COUNSELOH-AT-LAW, Office adjacent tp Post Office In Dlmmick oince. llonesdnle, Va. WM. II. LEE, ATTORNEY A COUNSELOn-AT-T.AW. Office over post office. All legal business promptly attended to. Ilonesdale, Pa. E O. MUMFORD, ATTntmi?- a r?imvnrT.nti,-T in? Post Office, llonepilnle. Pa. HOMER GREENE. ATTORNEY' A COUNSELOR-AT-l-lW Office over Reif's store. Ilonesdale Pa. CHARLES A. McCARTY, ATTORNEY A COUNSELOR- IT-LAW. Special and prompt attention elven to the collection of claims. Office over .Hell's new store Ilonesdale. Pa. TO P. KIMBLE, JD . ATTORNEY A COUNSELOR-AT-L AW Office over the post office Ilonesdale. Pa. ME. SIMONS, . ATTORNEY" A COUNSELOR-AT-LAW Office in the Court House, Honesdalo Pa. PETER II . ILOEF, ATTORNEY A COUN8ELOR-AT-LAW, u ffl?6-8,?00" P00.r oId Savings Brit building. Honesdalo. Pa. IEARLE & SALMON, I ATTORNEYS A COUNSELORS-AT-LAW, Offices latelv occupied by Judge Searle i CHESTER A. GARRATT,; ATTORNEY" A COUNBELOR-AT-LAW Office adjacent to Post Office, Ilonesdale. P Dentists. DR. E. T. BROWN, DENTIST. Office First Hnor. olrl Snvlm-a Bnnt hnllri. Ing. Ilonesdale. Pa. DR. C. R. BRADY, DENTIST, HONESDALE. PA. Office Houks-8 a. m. to 6 p. m. Any eveninc bv nnnntntmnnl .. Citizens' phone. 33. Iiesldence. No. 86-X' Physicians. PB. PETERSON, M. D. . 1120 MAIN STREET, HONESDALE, PA. TJVn 'inri n cn,lnHn fl'i, mil. . i ..u..uuu. oytwauj, aiiu lining Ull'lUaS- es given careful attention. Certified Nurse, MRS. C. M. BONESTEEL, GLEN EYRE, PIKE CO., PA., Certified Nurse.lP. S. N. Telephone-Glen Kyre. 17mol Livery. LIVERY. red. G. Rickard has re moved his livery establishment from corner Church street to Whitney's Stone Barn ALL CALLS PROMPTLY ATTENDED TO. 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