THE CITIZEN, F1UIAY, AUGUST 11, 1011. FAGS T IN THE WORLD OF SPORT Necdham, Cubs' Veteran Catcher, Who Is to Quit. Pnoto by American Press Association. Tom Noedham, tho veteran catcher of tho Chicago Nationals, has intimat ed to a few close friends that he In tends to quit the game at the end of the season. Keedham Is one of tho old est catchers In harness today. While not n star of the flrst water, he has always put up a creditable game be hind the bat. For tho past two years he has been a member of the Cubs and has been used as second string catcher. Bike Riders on Long Tour. Arrangements have been made for a world's tour for ten of tho leading American cyclists immediately after the finish of the New York sis day race in December. Floyd McFarland, Jackie Clarke, Iver Lawson, Joo Fog ler, Al Goulott, Paddy Van Ilehlr, El mer Collins, Jimmy Moran, Willlo Fenn and Eddie Root will leave for Berlin, where tho flrst raco on tho world's tour will take place during Christmas week. Tho raco will bo a els day affair, and nfter tho contest In that German capital thero will be a week of sprint racing. From Berlin tho riders will go to Sydney, Australia, whero they will en gage in another sis day grind in Feb ruary. After n fortnight's rest tho riders will engage in another sis day raco at Melbourne. At tho conclusion of the Melbourne raco tho outdoor sea son will be on, and tho globo grinding cyclists will remain until its close, re turning to this country about May 1, 1012, for the season here. This is tho biggest trip over planned for the riders, and they have been guaranteed a handsome sum. Record Time For Double Header. Rochester and Newark played two full games recently in two hours and thirty-two minutes. Tho second game, in which ten runs were scored, was completed In one hour and seven min utes. This is believed to be a record for a doublo header, whilo the second game is believed to bo a record for a contest In which ten runs were scored. Roch ester won both games, 3 to 2 and 0 to 1, so that each went eight and one-half innings. No Changes In Football Rules. Thero will bo but one minor change in tho football rules for tho season of 1011, according to Walter Camp, Yale's athletic adviser and chairman of the intercollegiate football rules commit tee. Camp said recently that the pen alty for the incompleted forward pass would bo lightened, tho ball being brought back to tho point whero it was put In play instead of where it left the hand of the passer, as was tho case In 1010. Here's a Real Baseball Record. P. Cassldy, Denver's right fielder, has established a record for continu ous games In Class A baseball. Cas slday is rounding out his fifth year with the Denver club without mlsslns a single game through sickness, injury or other cause, no has played more than 700 successlvo games. Cnssldy has played with tho Washington Amer ican Icaguo team and with tho Pitts burg Nationals. Glssing May Become Coach. It is Just posslblo that Harry Gls sing, tho fleet footed former New York A. O. middle distance runner, who is touring foreign countries, will not como back for a couplo of years, no has been offered a position to coach members of the Berliner Sport club of Berlin, Germany, a batch of nth lotos who are to represent Kaiser Wll helm's domain in next year's Olympic games. Plan Course Which Wilt Rival Henley. A rowing course rivaling in size and beauty tho famous Henley course on tho Thames river, England, ts being planned by Chicago rowing men and veterans of college crews. Grant park, which is now being enlarged and im proved along its water front which faces on Lake Michigan, is the loca tion favored by the men promoting the lil on CALLAHAN ONE WHO CAME BASK After Six Year Layoff Ouifisldor Puis Up Great Game, PLAYS BALL FOR FUN OF IT. Worth a Fortune, ts an Actcr and Politician In Chicago, but Loves Baseball Quit Job as Plumber's Helper to Break Into Pastime. While carrying a bathtub on the back of his neck and drawing $4.50 a week for tho same Jimmy Callahan sat down on the curbstone In the outskirts of Fitchburg, Mass., one hot afternoon, and his youthful brow began to wrin kle with thought waves. Across the street ho saw a cluster of ball players climbing Into a bus. A newspaper near at hand informed the young plumber's apprentico that those fellows were getting $150 a month for busting a baseball In the eye nnd thou had the rest of tho day off. For a half hour Jimmy grappled with this prob lem and then, with a sigh, picked up his bathtub and moved on. By tho timo ho had arrived at his destination young Callahan, who In those days was called "Nlsy," threw down tho bathtub nnd threw up his Job. As a result of that desperate move on the part of Jimmy, though still a plumber at heart, ho is today the own er of a ball park In Chicago, is a polit ical leader of great popularity, is an actor a good ono at that during tho oil months, has a stocking full of gold laid away in the safe, is back with the White Sos after a six years' absence and Is one of the leading hitters of the American league. With all that ho Is ono of tho most popular ball players that ever blistered an umpire. "This coming back stuff is no won derful thing," explained Callahan re cently. "I never abused myself by drinking or excessive smoking, and whilo I was out of tho big league I was playing ball onco every week with the semlpro teams around Chicago) When I started in this year I didn't have to take oft weight" Callahan Is simply a born ball player and can't get away from it. For years ho was a star pitcher, and when his arm began to grow weak ho proved his versatility by going to tho outfield and becoming a star there. After six years' absence ho is today hitting .330. Jimmy Callahan has a very keen senso'of humor, which accounts for his success as a monologist. Ho delights to tell of tho day when he packed up his things In Fitchburg and started for Philadelphia to become a big leaguo pitcher. That was in 1894, sev enteen years ago last June. After throwing up his Job of carrying bath tubs Callahan played regularly with a team at FItctiburg and was known far and wide as a coming pitcher. Finally Arthur Irwin, who wns managing tho Philadelphia club, heard of tho young ster and offered him a Job. Tho flrst thing Jimmy did before starting was to send on his photo graph to Philadelphia, thinking tho wholo town would bo interested. He then packed his belongings ono shirt, two pairs of socks, two collars and a baseball glove into a little blue klcs ter. Get that "klestor?" Well, a kies ter is composed of two papier mache sides, something llko an old fashioned telescope. Tho clothes are put In be tween them, and then a leather strap binds them together. This blue kiester was tho pride of Callahan's heart, and with buoyant spirits he got off tho train In Philadel phia. By somo strange mishap there was no crowd at tho depot to meet the new pitcher, and Jimmy was keenly disappointed. Ho couldn't understand it any moro than bo could tho fact that his picture had not appeared in any of the newspapers. This he blamed on tho malls. Nursing his disappointment ns best ho could and shouldering his kiester, Jimmy went to the hotel and regis tered, which was quite an important formality. After finishing his signa ture with a flourish he turned the reg ister around so that tho clerk could see it plainly. Callahan then swelled out his chest nnd waited for tho shock to tho poor clerk. Again there was a pang of disappointment. The young man hud never heard of him, and to add insult to injury tho clerk looked him squarely In tho cyo and said, "It will bo 3 in advance, ns you have no baggage." This was another blow to Jimmy as well as his kiester, but ho paid his last three bucks, took the room, and said nothing. "After gazing around at the other players' neat suit capes I began to got ashamed of my kiester. "Out of $23 advance money which the manager gave mo I paid the maid a dollar to take that kiester and burn it up. With $10 of my funds I paid tho flrst installment on a diamond stud, and then I was a big leaguer." Jimmy forgot to say that ho flrst ap peared in a $OS0 bluo serge suit Just off tho dummy, which blew out of shape in tho flrst big wind, and he couldn't get it on again. In duo timo Callahan got his first trial, and ho plowed through the leaguo from tho start. Tho only reason for Callahan quit ting tho game sis years ago wns that ho wonted to make money. Now that ho has made it he says bo wants to re main on the diamond until they cot the uniform from hip back. What's the Matter With Thomas? Thero are some names which seem peculiarly suited to royalty; Lxmls, for instance, has a kingly sound. Francis. George, Henry in both spellings. Charles, William, Edward nnd James all havo served their turn. Johns there bavo been, and Stephens. I remember a Robert in Sicily and a Peter In Rus sia and Scrvta. Frederick has often worn tho crown, nnd royal honors aro even now paid to Ferdinand in Bul garia. But was there ever, anywhere, a king named Thomas? Oscars and even Haakcns ascend the dais, but ever through all tho centuries Thomas remains tho subject, sometimes strug gling up to a bishopric or an earldom, but never attaining tho crown. Nicho lases wear the Imperial purple; God freys lord It over Jerusalem; Alexis struts in ermine; Alexanders faro forth to conquest; Julius and Loo don tho trlplo crown, but Thomas, poor plebeian Thomas, has never a crown to his namo. Now tell me, you who aro wise in the occult Influence of names, what Is tho mattpr with Tom? London Idler Washington as a Humorist. Whilo president Washington's humor Boomed to And expression In the diplo macy of self protection. A French revolutionist camo to him for a geucral testimonial, which Washington did not care to grant, yet ho did not wish to glvo offense to tho French by a curt refusal, so ho wrote an evaslvo enrd worthy of Lincoln "C. Volncy needs no recommendation from G. Washing tan." After Cornwalll3' surrender at York town Washington treated him with high consideration. At a dinner given In honor of the distinguished prisoner Rocbambeau proposed "Tho United States" ns his toast; Washington re sponded with "Tho king of France;" Cornwallls, perforce, faintly suggested "His majesty," when Washington startled them all by announcing. "The king of England may ho stay there!" with a ready wit that mado even Corn wallls laugh. Century. Paradoxical. "All this time the cashier was burn ing the candle at both ends." "And keeping It dark. Well, Z de clarer' Exchange. NOTICE OF UNIFORM PRIMARIES. In compliance with Section 3, of the Uniform Primary Act, notice is hereby given to the electors of Wayne county, Pa., of the County, Township and Borough officers to be nominated at the Primaries to bo held at the regular polling places In each election district from 2 to 8 p. m., Saturday, September 30, 1011. For county officers, each of the po litical parties is entitled to nominate as follows: One person for President Judge of tho Several Courts. One person for Prothonotary and Clerk of the Courts. One person for Sheriff. Ono person for District Attorney. One person for Register of Wills and Recorder of Deeds. One person for County Treasurer. One person for Coroner. One person for Mlno Inspector, Sth District. Two persons for County Commis sioners. Two persons for County Auditors. Tho terms of all Township and Borough officers who were elected In 1908 for a three-year term will ex pire the flrst Monday In December and their successors are to bo nom inated and elected as follows: One person for Supervisor for 4 years. One person for Constable for 4 years. Ono person for Assessor for 4 years. Two persons for Overseer of Poor for 4 years. One person for Auditor for 4 years. Two persons for School Directors for 2 years. Two persons for School Directors for 4 years. One person for School Director for o years. Ono person for Judge of Election for 2 years. Ono person for Inspector of Elec tion for 2 years. One person for High Constable In each Borough. Town Councllmen to fill the placo of those elected In 1908. Justice of the Peace In place of mose eieciea in laou. One Town Treasurer In Townships One person for Registration As sessor In each election district In townships that havo two or more polling places. If any Supervisor is holding office by appointment bv Court, his rnrm expires and his successor must bo nominated for a two-year term. School Director candidates must designate on their petitions for which year-term thev are candirtatna Petitions for county office can be obtained at tho Commissioners' of fice. Petitions for Township and Borough office can bo had of the party committeeman in each district or at the Commissioners' office. All petitions for County, Town ship or Borough office must bo filed in the Commissioners' office on or before Saturday, September 9, 1911. Judicial candidates must file their petitions with tho Secretary of tho Commonwealth on or before Satur day, September 2, 1911. J. E. 'MANDEVILL-E, J. K. HORNBECK. THOMAS C. MADDEN, Commissioners. Attest: Geo. P. Ross, Clerk. C2eoI 3. Q HERIFF'S SALE OF VALUABLE O REAL .ESTATE. By virtue of process Issued out of the Court of Common Pleas of Wayne county, and State of Pennsylvania, and to me directed and delivered, I have levied on and will expose to public sale, at the Court House In Honesdale, on MONDAY, AUGUST 14, AT 2 1. M. All the defendant's right, title, and Interest In the following de scribed property viz: FIRST. All that certain piece or parcel of land situated in the Borough of Honesdale, county of Waj'ne and State of Pennsylvania, hounded and described a3 follows: Beginning at a point in the northwestern line of Hill street ICO feet distance from the in tersection of the said line of West street; thence aiong the northern lino of Hill street south 39 degrees west 50 feet to a corner; thence in a northwesterly direction at right angles with the aforesaid line of Hill street and along lands of said Reltnauer about 130 feet to Rock street; thence along Rock street 32 nnd degrees east about 50 feet to a corner of land of Emma Tolley; thence In a southeasterly direction along the line of Emmn Tolley about 14 0 reot to the place of beginning. Containing more or less. Being lot No. 4, on the mnp made by Lewis Collins for Mary H. Wood. Upon the above described prem ises is a two-story frame dwelling house wKh modern lmnrovements and a two-story frame shop, which can he easily changed Into a dwell ing house. SECOND. Also all that certain piece or par cel of land situated In the village of Seelyvllle, township of Texas, Wayne county, Pennsylvania, bound ed and described as follows: Begin ning In the western line of a lano or alley to a post and north east corner of W. L. Ferguson lot; by land of W. L. Ferguson, August Smith and Charles H. Smith south 21 degrees west (old bearings) 200 feet to a corner of a stone wall; thence by land of said Charles Smith and fol lowing a stone wall north 19 fie grees west 111 feet to a corner of a stone wall; thence by land of Jacob Mackley and following a stone wall part of the distance 6S degrees east 203 feet to the west line of 'said lane or alley south 19 degrees east 122 feet to the placo of beginning, be the same more or less. With the right of way and use of In and to alleys and lanes from said premises to the Honesdale and Clarksvllle Turnpike road. Upon the said premises Is a one and one-half story frame dwelling house, wood-shed and other out buildings. THIRD. Also, all those lots or parcels of land situated In the village of Seely vllle, Wayne county, Pennsylvania, bounded and described as follows: The flrst beginning at a polat where a line running south 19 degrees east from a post and stones in the north erly line of a tract of land in the warrantee name of Sylvester Seely and the northwestern corner of land sold to Reynolds and Cole would In tersect tho middle line of the Hones dale and Clarksvllle Turnpike road running thence north 71 degrees east along the middle line of said road 61 feet; thence north 19 de grees west 150 feet; thence south 71 degrees west 61 feet to tho said line running from the northwestern com er of Reynolds Cole land; thence south 19 degrees east along tho said line 150 feet to the place of be ginning, bo the same more or less. The second: Being in front southerly 25 feet along the middle line of tho Clarksvllle and Honesdale Turn pike road and bounded easterly 218 feet by tho westerly lino of lot of land conveyed by Robert Westlake to Henry Winter and the continua tion northerly of said line northerly 25 feet by a line parallel with and 218 feet northerly from said middle line of the Honesdale and Clarks vllle Turnpike road and westerly 218 feet by a line parallel with and 25 feet westerly from said westerly line to Henry Winter's land and tho con tinuation of tho same, bo the same more or less. The Third: Beginning in the middle of the said Honesdale and Clarksvllle Turnpike road at tho southwest corner of a lot now owned and occupied by Henry Winter run ning thence northerly by tho west line of the said lot 218 feet; thence northerly in a lino parallel with the middle line of said turnpike road 25 feet; thence southerly In a line par allel with said western line of said Winter (being the lot last hereto fore described) 218 feet to the mid dle line of said road and thence by said line easterly 25 feet to tho place of beginning, be the same more or less. Always excepting and reserv ing therefrom the right to enter upon said land at all times when necessary for the purpose of digging up and keeping in order pipe leading from a certain spring of water to a house formerly owned by the Seelys. All the nbove described property being part of tho same land which Almeda Smith granted and conveyed to William H. Smith, by deed dated February 11, 1908, and recorded In Wayne County Deed Book No, 98, page 137. Upon the three last described lots Is a two-story frame dwelling house, barn and stable, carriage-house, open shed, chicken-house , and cow-barn. Seized and taken In execution as the property of W. H. Smith at the suit of Charles J. Smith, trustee of Almeda G. Smith. Judgment, $17, 000. No. 69, January Term, 1909. Attorneys, Vosburg & Simons. TAKE NOTICE All bids and costs must bo paid on day of sale or deeds will not be acknowledged. M. LEE BRAMAN, Sheriff. Honesdale. July 18, 1911. A O BLAKE AUCTIONEER & CATTLE DEALER YOU WILL MAKE MONEY BY HAVING ME Bell Phone 9-U BETHANY, PA. Advertise In The Citizen and get results. WILLIAMS' KIDNEY PILLS Have you overworked your nervous sys tem and caused trouble with your kid neys and bladder? Have you paliis in loins, side, back and bladder? Have you a flabby appearance of the face, and un der the eyes? A. frequent desire to pass urine? 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