THE CITIZEN, FKII5AY, JUXE 2.1, 1011. PAGE T ENATOR BOURNE ON LEGISLATION How to Prevent Misuse ot Centralized Wealth. COUNTRY'S GREATESTPROBLEM Substitution of Popular For Delegated Government Suggested as the Solu tionSteps by Which the End May Be Accomplished. Discussing means for securing ef fective legislation preventing mlsuso of centralized wealth, Senator Jona than Bourne, Jr., said: "The greatest problem before the country Is to make the' people respon Glble for the enactment of laws by giving them power to legislate under the Initiative and to veto under the referendum In case the legislative branch of any state falls to truly rep resent the general welfare of the peo ple and also to make the people re sponsible for the selection of public servants under efficient primary and corrupt practices laws, thus making all public servants directly accounta ble and responsive to the composite citizen, individual unknown. The sub stitution of popular for delegated gov ernment is rapidly accomplishing this result, thus substituting general wel fare for selfish Interest ns the motive power of government and goal of the public servant. What Trust Decisions Show. "The recent decisions of the su premo court in the Standard Oil and tobacco cases demonstrate that the next greatest problem before the coun try Is the enactment of legislation which will provide broad, well deliued, legal avenues through which dynamic mentality with centralized wealth can operate with the greatest efficiency, but with necessitated recognition of the general welfare of the people", the rights of employees and employers,. Insuring to the small stockholders their proportionate share of tho incre ment incident to tho operation of tho capital in tho aggregation of which they have participated. "Centralization of people, government and business is an economic evolution incident to our civilization. Man can not prevent but can provide legal uve nues through which these great forces must operate with tho greatest benefit to the general welfare and the least Injury to tho individual. , "The legal avenues should bo as broad and well defined as possible, but barriers should be erected along the roadways providing for tho Imprison ment of any individual who attempts to break through them. Ascertain ment of existing methods and condi tions should bo the first step; collation of opinions from practical employees, employers and economic students the second; analysis and deduction based on tho ascertainment and collation of views tho third; the enactment of leg islation embodying conclusions tho fourth; co-operation between lawmak ers and business interests on tne lines of ascertainment of the best legislation procurable, with resultant protection of the general welfare of the people and co-operative rights of employee and employer, the desideratum; ascertain ment rather than Investigation, prose cution rather than persecution, the goal; publicity and not secrecy one of tho methods; the highest possible re ward for legitimate efficiency and rig id obedience to the law, with personal punishment to the Individual breaking the .laws, tho result." FAMOUS SPECIALIST TELLS WHY WOMEN HAVE NERVES Came From Italy to This Country and Got His Answer. A famous Italian specialist, Dr. En rico Serafini; has been trying to find out why women have nerves, and after thorough studies in Europe he camo to the United States to seek the secret here. He has answered tho question promptly. The woman with all the di version she wants has so much more than Ashe needs that she is headed stralghtxfor the miseries of neuras thenia. " v Neurasthenlloin Its scientific perfec tion was found tV Dr. Serafini to pre vail among American women of wealth and refinement. It Is worse In Washington than In Mw York be cause Washington's activities are al most wholly social, whllo New Sprk' in spite of Its tremendous onrush 6ixen crgy mixes business and pleasure wo thoroughly that people nave less chance to suffer tho monotony of continual amusement. Our very phase of neurasthenia Is peculiar. Tho Latin races become so exhausted that they aro limp with las situde; the pure Saxons grow utterly dull and torpid; the Americans are overstlmulated. rs though they must keep going on faster and faster, The best thing to do with, these human comets is to condemn them to such absolute rest and silence that they won't even think. "The fundamental trouble that lies back of a good deal of American neu rasthenia." Dr. Serafini says, "U the lack of resource for genuine diversion on the part of both men and women. It goes back to their early education," WILL TAX PET DOGS HOME FROM ABROAD. The Government Finds Authority to Imposa New Duty. Tho treasury department ban discov ered another clause In the tariff law by which tho nation's revenue may be Increased. This Is a clause under which those sending abroad American born animals must pay duty upon their return to this country. It will principally affect those sending raring strings across the Atlantic-and those taking pot dogs over and back. The decision to put the heretofore unapplied clause of the law Into effect follows a decision of the United States district court in Texas. An American contractor had been working many horses and mules on the other side of the Mexican border. When the revolu tion came In that country he brought his stock back Into Texas. The cus toms officials sought to collect duty upon it. This the contractor reslsfcd. The case went to the courts, and tho government won. Section COO of the free list of the tariff act of 1009 provides under what conditions articles of American make can be returned duty free after expor tation. This free list Includes "arti cles the growth, produce or manufac ture of tho United States, not Includ ing animals, when returned after hav ing been exported." The "not Including animals" Is tho clause under which the present action Is taken. It was Included in the law for the purpose of preventing those on the border obtaining a revenue from their animals In a foreign country and then bringing them back without tho government sharing In the revenue de rived from such foreign service. They probably contemplated, customs ex perts say, the application of the law In this spirit and' not to tho letter. Not long ago the treasury department, keeping to the letter of the law, con fined the $100 duty free limit allowed every resident returning from abroad to embrace simply articles of personal necessity. A storm of protest arose, and tho order was soon rescinded. Under tho tariff law foreign bred an imals can bo brought In duty free pro vided they are for breeding purposes, but theso must bo of blue blood, for In excluding them from tho payment of duty the law contemplates tho improv ing of our own live stock. Such ani mals may be also brought in without tho payment of duty for exhibition purposes, provided they are placed In bond. The Offense Defined. General Vrnft, an attorney of Terre Haute. Intl., win once called Into a jewelry store in the town to settle a dispute. "See here, general," explained the proprietor, "if I tako a watch from Sir. Smith here and make repairs that cost mo 10 cent and then keep It hanging up for a week and charge him :,! when he comes to get It, what per centage do I make? We have been figuring for half an hour and only get up to 000 per cent, and that Is but a dollar, oo we decided to leave it to you." "Well," wild the general gravely, "you must know that it is a fact, and It has been 'demonstrated by calculat ing machines, that at certain points In progressive numbers the law govern ing them changes. In your caso the law would change long before It reach ed tho $0 nnd would run out of per centage and into what Is known nnd designated as lRrecny." Open Door and a Light. The wives of north country collie:- observe a very touching and pathetic etistom when an accident occurs In the pit. Directly It is known to the wife of a collier that an accident' tuw happened In the pit whero her hus band works and that his fate is un certain she throws open tho houso door, and, however Inclement the weather may be, she keeps tho door open and a candlo burning In tho win dow night und day till Uio man is brought home, dead or alive. In somo cases the door has remained open and the candle alight during several weeks. London Graphic. A Curious Supsrstition. The ancients believed that the mar- iow of the human backbone often transformed itself into a serpent. Pliny ("Natural History," volumo 10, page Gli) says that the marrow of a man's biickbono Mil breed to a snake. Tha Chinese (Wordo's "Eastern Travels") burned the backbone to "destroy ser pents that might hatch therefrom." Amending Dickons. nave a heart that never hardens, a temper that never tires and a touch that never hurts. Charles Dickens. Dear, doar! How long DIokens has been dead! Writing for our day ho would have said: Have a liver that never hardens, a tiro that never punc tures and n touch that never falls to laid something. Lifo. v Ho Was a Stayer. Sho (desperately) Don't you behove they will wvjrry over yotir absence if you fall to tvturn homo until such a late hour? n (carelessly There's nobody to worry except tho 'landlady, and I make a pointy to keep her- wor rying by always owing her a mouth's board. Cleveland Plalu Dealer. A Complex Aceomplii-hment. "I understand you speak Wrench like n native." ' "Xo," replied tho student, 'tf'ro got the grammar and tho accent, down pretty flno, but It's hard to learin the cestures." Exchange i CURE FOR BLINDNESS. Oculist Tells of Grafting Portion of Dog's Eye on a Human's. That n person totally blind fnim ophthalmia, even from birth, can bo made to see by having a portion of a dog's eye grafted on his own was the startling communication made by Dr. Borsch, an American oculist. In a pa per read before a meeting of the French Ophthalmologlcal society at Paris. In the course of his address the doc tor explained that ns a result of blind ness from ophthalmia and from other causes the cornea, which is the trans parent membrane In tho front of the eye, becomes opaque, and in such a case the only chance of restoring the sight Is to replace the defective cornea by a healthy one. To perform this difficult operation Dr. Borsch first operates on a dog, lays back from Its eye tho conjunctiva or skin of the eyeball surrounding the cornea, removes a portion of the latter and places It aside In blood serum. Ho then performs tho same opera tion on tho patient's eye, removing a part of tho front of tho eye of the same size as the cornea taken from the animal. The dog's cornea Is then placed In position on the human eye and secured with stitches of the finest possible silk, the surrounding skin, which had been laid back, being brought Into place over the edge of the cornea and also sewed. The new graft unites with the eye In a few days, aided by a temporary glass cover to keep It In shape and by Injections of the serum to stimulate vitality. PRIMPING SCHEDULE. Plan Adopted In Chicago Corporation Counsel's Office. "Give a girl a chance to primp, a real chance, and she will do better work all day. The eternal feminine is getting more feminine every day, even If a good many women nro shouting for votes and divided skirts," sighed A. B. Callaghan, chief clerk in the of fice of the Chicago corporation coun sel As he uttered this doleful plaint he handed an order to the office boy. Instructing him to post it In full view of the ten best stenographers in the office It said: The ten most competent girls In this odlce will be allowed to primp for fifteen minutes each morning. They will report at 8:45. primp for fifteen minutes and get ready for work at 9 a. m. This sudden generous streak on the part of the chief clerk caused a flurry among the ten young women who had elected themselves to tho "ten club" of the corporation counsel's office. A sshort meeting was held, and a schedule was adopted. This primping time ta ble, timed to consume fifteen minutes, was made out after a heated controver sy as to whether the powder bag or the puffs should receive the most Im mediate attention; 8:13 a. m. Inspect braids. 8:46 a. m. Straighten puffs. 8:43 a. m. Fluff hair. 8:49 a. m. Adjust belt. 8:50 to 9 a. m. Rub face with powder bag- Wise or Innocent? He met her one night at a reception and asked her to go to the theater with him. She accepted, and, as they llkttd each other, they went again later. Thi'u it got to be a weekly occurrence. Finally be got to thinking that ho was solid enough with her to go out be tween tho acts, nnd so ho did. For several weeks ho worked this and met with no rebuff. But she was thinking a lot, even though she wasn't saying anything. Ono evening sho said, "Why don't you go to tho smoking room to smoke Instead of going to tho lobby?" "Is Is there a smoking room In side?" ho asked. "Of course. You always say that you aro going out to smoke, and It seems so useless to have to tako your hat and coat every time. And If you thought of it beforehand you could buy thoso cigarettes that you seem to llko tho ones that smell like cloves, you know before you come." Ho is wondering if sho Is as wlso as it seems or as innocent as it appears. Boston Traveler. House Numbers. Before tho advent of the houso num ber only business signs, coats of anna and houso names marked the different buildings. Then, in London, for in stance, one had to look for Mr. Joues, should ho dosiro to call upon that man, In, say, "Whltcchapcl, not far from tho Blue Boar." It is thought Berlin In 1705 was the first city to employ tho numbering system. The German innovators did not put odd numbers on ono sWo of their streets and even numbers on tho other. They merely Btnrted from tho Brandenburg gate nnd numbered straight ahead, taking no account of chango of street. As they proceeded, therefore, tho num bers grew higher, the height to which they attained being limited only by tho supply of houses. Tho first, liouo they numbered was No. 1, tho last the number that betokened tho total num ber of houses In tho city. St, Louis Renubllc. Contradictory Admonitions. Father (having caught hl3 eon in a lie) Haven't I always told you to tell the truth? Son Yes, father, but you also told me never to bocomo tho slave of n habit. Boston Transcript Lung Complaint. Lodger I can't stay hero any longer, Mrs. Blnks. Landlady Why not, sir? What Is your complaint? Lodger Lung complaint. Your baby howls too much. London Telegraph. Be true to your word and your work nnd your friend. O'llellly. 1 HE CA! ! I WITH THE SHIP Drowned Sailor Reappears to His Sweetheart. The United Slates frigate Pensacoia. ordered to Brazil, was getting up an chor. Lieutenant Edward Fletcher and his fiancee, Grace Banning, were stand ing hi a corner of the deck speaking the last hurried parting words. "From ail I can learn, sweetheart," ho said, "we'll get back here within six months, nnd when we do" "Oh, Ned, suppose something should happen!" "What can happen In theso times of peace? No; I'll bo here with the ship, and then" "Don't speak so confidently: there are storms and, down there, hurri canes." "Darling, I tell you I'll be hero with the ship, no matter what happens." There was n signal for visitors to leave tho ship, a long, Impassioned embrace between the lovers, and Miss Banning went ashore. On reaching Itio, Lieutenant Fletcher was ordered to command a boat's crew to go ashore and bring off supplies. The passage was not considered dan gerous, but a strong wind and tide, de spite tho oarsmen's efforts to kdep the boat steady, carried her bow around so that she fell Into tho trough of the sea. At tho moment a gigantic wave dash ed against her side, capsized her, and the young commander nnd nil of his crew were drowned. The shock to Grace Banning at hear ing of her lover's death well nigh up set her reason. At first she cried to him plteously to come back to her; that ho had promised to come back with the ship. Then sho fell Into a stupor, a lack of Interest In everything about her. In vain her mother en deavored to provide her with such oc cupation and amusement as would di vert her mind. All In vain. She con stantly brooded over the last scene be tween her and her lover, especially the words spoken by each, nlways ending, "Darling. I tell you I'll bo hero with the ship, no matter what happens." Mrs. Banning was pained to notice that her daughter was keeping track of the Pensacola. That ship on touch ing at Bio received orders to proceed around "the norn" to San Francisco, thenco to Hongkong. Grace watched the government reports. Indeed, her heart was In tho ship sailing around the world. Perhaps she was waiting for it to return that she might again stand In the corner where she had bid den what had proved a last farewell. Wheu tho ship reached China she be gan to appear more cheerful. It was as If her lover was aboard and, having sailed over half the globe, would now have entered upon the return. Mrs. Banning, not realizing the cause of the change In Grace, begau to hope that sho was mending and even looked about for a suitable party with whom sho might mako a match for her. She knew Grace would never marry for love and, being Indifferent as to whom she married, might be influenced to take a rich husband. At last It was announced that the ship Pensacola was due. Sho did not arrive on time, and Grace seemed trou bled. When she arrived Grace was in a flutter, acting ns ono about to be re united with a lover Instead of with the ship on which he had sailed. Then came Invitations for a ball giv en by the officers on board the ship. Mrs. Banning reproved tho servant who unwittingly gave the enrds to Grace, but was thunderstruck when her daughter told her that she would attend the ball. Finding that she could not dissuade her, the mother consent ed, with a faint hope that the visit under such different circumstances from the last might break the spell. On the night of the entertainment the ship was brilliantly illuminated, whllo a marine band furnished music. The decks were In possession of tho dancers. Mrs. Banning kept an eye on her daughter for awhile, but Grace seemed to stand up so well under tho strain that her mother soon gave over watching her. Then Grace was miss ing. She had walked, on the arm of a naval officer, to tho corner where sho had parted with her lover. That cor ner was now in the light, and couples were walking past it to and fro. Suddenly Grace's form quivered, she threw up her arms and exclaimed: "Ned! Oh, Ned! I knew you would be hero!" Sho started forward with outstretch ed arms, but soon sank In a swoon. nor attendant, astonished, picked her up, whllo several couples who were passing sprnng to his assistance. Wa ter was sprinkled In her face, and she revived. Then, with a strango light in her eye, she walked away, supported by her attendant. Her mother was called, .and they left the ship to bo drlvenfcome. Tho officer who had been her escort, puzzled, went back to tho place whero Grace had swooned. There in the cor ner whero sho had seen, or fancied sho saw, her lover he picked up several strands of wet, slimy seaweed. Ho wondered how they came there. Grace was driven to a homo sho nev er afterward left. She made no men Hon of the cause of her shock, and her mother never asked for Information concerning it. The physician who was called in pronounced her caso one of hysteria, tho result of monomania or brooding on one subject," However that may be, her melancholy never left her, and six months after her second visit to the Penxacola she hnd naBsed away. A O BLAKE AUCTIONEER & CATTLE DEALER YOU WILL MAKE MONEY BY HAVING ME Bell Phone 9-U BETHANY, PA. Piles 1 Piles! Piles! Williams Indian Pile Ointment will cure Blind, Bleeding and Itching Piles. It ab sorbs the tumors, allays Itching at once, acts as a poultice, gives. Instant relief. Williams' Indian Pile Ointment Is pre pared for Plies and Itching of tho private pirts. Druggists, mall 50c and $1.00. WILLIAMS MFG. CO., Propi.. Cleveland, Ohio FOIt SALE BV O. C. JADWIN. The Ideal pal and accrued income V B. HOLMES, President. H. S. SALMON, Cashier A. T. SEARLE, Vice Pres. W. J. 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