You Want a Better County Paper Help Us Get Both WEATHER FORECAST: Showers. WEATHER FOItEOAST: Showers. ttott READ THE CITIZEN SAFE, SANE, SURE. READ THj mw mmtmmmmm SAFE, si SURE. 68th YEAR NO. 45 HONESDALE, WAYNE CO., PA., WEDNESDAY, JUNE 7, 1911. 3E 2 CENTS GREAT DETECTIVE IS FlED We Want 5000 Circulation $950 TO RUN HONESDALE 1 M0NTHiH0N0RAUTH0R0F''H0MESWEETH0ME" AGAIN i Large Amount Of Business Transacted At Regular Meeting Of Borough Council MAYOR KUHBACH SAYS HE EXPECTS DEFINITE ANSWER ON STREET PAYING SOON; DEFECTIVE FIRE PLUGS REPORTED; NOT IN MARKET FOR STEAM ROLLER. Vhen the Juno meeting of the Borough Council was called to or der at City Hall Thursday evening at 8:40 o'clock Ave members were present, viz: President Martin Cau lleld; secretary, Wyman W. Kimble; Treasurer George V. Penwarden; Messrs. George Genung and S. T. Ham. Mayor John Kuhbach and Street Commissioner Lawrence Weldner were also present In their official capacities. The minutes of the last regular meeting were read and approved. Treasurer Penwarden reported as follows: Balance on hand May 1. . .$2,C13.C1 Received from Mayor Kuh bach for Nickelet li cense up to May 1 4.00 Paid out 75G.88 Totals $2017.01 Balance on hand June 1..$ 1,860. 73 The committee on the "horse question" consisting of Messrs. Ge nung and Kimble, reported progress. The street committee reported that the arc light prayed for at Seventh and Church streets by Doc tor C. C. Miller, pastor of St. John's Lutheran church, is up. The "land committee" reported that they" had bought the land, that they had paid ten dollars on the deal, and that the deed had been re corded. The land was purchased from the Seellg estate for ?50 an acre. The dimensions of the plot, which is to bo used "for dumping of garbage by the Honesdale bor ough," is 200 feet on the road and 335 feet deep, two acres in all. Under unfinished business, tho matter of the Shade Tree Commis sion was resurrected, only to be pigeonholed on the pretext that It would bo- better to have a full board to discuss It, there being two absent ees. The comments on the work done by the tree experts were favorable. "They did a nice1 job at Holmes' house;" remarked one of the coun- tlmnn "Thflv p-nf ttvpntv np twpn. 1 'tHWl 1 1 1 1 . 1 . .1 ( TI.Atf nlin.nA nl,i. n . . n r- ' n .i lift,.. apiece!" walled a third. ' Under the head ot communica tions, a letter from the Buffalo Steam Roller Company, was not read, be cause the council is not In the mar ket for a steam roller now. An epistle from the Eureka Plre Hose Company, Philadelphia, asking for the names of the council, met with a similar fate, Secretary Kimble be ing permitted to furnish them with the desired Information, If ho wish ed to do so. A communication from S. A. Mc Mullen, Jr., superintendent of the Honesdale Consolidated Water Com pany, on the condition of several of the borough fire plugs was read, as follows: Hydrant at Thirteenth street and Main, old style, single nozzle, forced stream; at Fifteenth street and Main, condition, ditto; at Ninth street and Main, in poor con dition; at Tenth street and Main, condition, ditto. The advisability of placing a flro plug as near Krantz's Shoe Factory as possible was discussed, but no action taken. The committee on streets was au thorized to look Into the feasibility of extending East street by the pur chase of Judge Wilson's home, and making a forty-foot wide street by purchasing a small strip from the Beers property. Street Commissioner Lawrence Weldner had a grievance which ho aired before the council. He thought that signs ought to be put up at the foot ot River street, since manure was being thrown Into the river, as well as brush, wire, etc. Some of the councllmen remarked that if signs were put up, they would hve to get somebody to watch the signs. Mr. Weldner also stated that he would like people to keep the grass cut In front of their properties from the sidewalk to the curb. About 9:30 o'clock. Christie Rab bltt, walked Into tho room, without going through the formality of rap ping on the door, and startled the councllmen by saying: " If you people ain't very busy, If you'd like repairs made on borough In front of John Williams' house, so you can get a load ot coal In there. It's in the borough. You people rep resents the borough." When asked where the place In question was located, Mr. Rabbit answered: "Right there as you turn tho curb on the other side of the old gravity plane." "No harm to sit down?" asked Mr. Rabbit, dropping Into a seat be tween Mr. Genung and President Caufleld. He was assured that there was no harm done. "1 Just happened to think about it, and It's meeting night now," con tinued Mr. Rabbit. "All right. We'll fix U up for you. Good Night!" Mr. Rabbit left as unceremoniously as he kad come. The Irving Cut Glass Works de sire to put up a retaining wall at the foot ot High street; and wanted to know If the council wouldn't put up a wall to connect with theirs, there being one at Kimble's and Runnel's but none at the foot of High street. Tho matter was left to the 'Street Committee with power to act. it was decided to "spare" the tree on High street, which it is alleged spoiled the view, of one of the citi zens of Honesdale, down to West street. This same resident, who first asked the council to cut the tree down, later relented, and told one of the members of the street committee, that "ho thought, if It was trimmed up. It would help some." It cost just 5950.01 to run the Maple City in May, as the following itemized list of bills and claims, which were passed and ordered paid, shows: Consolidated Light Heat and Power Company 40 arc lights at $5.84 a month, ?236.C2; 12 Incandes cent lights at $1 a month, $12.50, etc., etc., etc... . $263.41 L. Weldner, team hire, ex tra man and his own pay 100.27 T. Sweeney labor 32.52 J. Thomas, labor 35.18 M. Stapleton labor G5.93 Sam Brown for use of stone crusher 36.00 P. Tallman team hire.... 19.60 F. Rickert team hire 15.60 J. Ordnung team hire .... 23.20 Francis Weldner- team hire 19. GO H. Stevenson team hire . . 1.60 H. Knorr labor 20. GO J. Bell labor 10.10 L. Robins labor 9.20 H. Knapp labor 13.50 J. Fischer labor 32.18 L. Braman team hire.... 16.00 Cort'right & Co. team hire 17.35 Jim Murray labor 9.26 Fred Mauer labor 10:32 Honesdale Cons. L. H. & P. Engine room fixtures . . 3.35 T. Canlvan police duty.. 45.00 T. Canlvan disposing of one dog 1.00 Levi De Groat May police service .' . 50.00 L. S.- Colling surveying See llg lot and drawing deed for same 6.00 George P. Ross making du plicate of borough tax, 1911 5.00 Bell Telephone May service 3.40 E. W. Gammell recording deed of Seellg land .... 2.25 Consolidated Light H. & P. Co 2.71 Balance on Seellg Land . . . 87.00 Total $950.91 After giving the newspapers per mission to insert a free notice warn ing people against throwing garbage Into the river, council adjourned at 9:55 p. m Mayor Kuhbach stating that he expected to receive definite Information on the street pave question, from State Highway Com missioner Hunter, within a few days. Play at tho High School Auditorium. The class of 1911 of the Hones dale High school will present a play at the auditorium on Thursday even ing, June 8, at 8:15 entitled "Grad uation Day at Wood Hill School." Thfi r.nfit nf phnrnntara tnnlurina Horatio Ellhu Jones. .Leon Hagaman J. Pepper Jones . . .Charles Marklo Miss Emily Jones. .. .Dorothy Deln Miss Alice May Wood. . .Agnes Carr Miss Flora oidborry. .Helen Caufield Adelbert Rensellaer. .Roy Leinbach SI Green Arthur Saunders MISS Amv Lflfl flnrtrilrln Ifrnnf Miss Nelllo Oronn . . rinlln Pmlu Mr. Joshua Brogg. .Morton Canfleld Miss Eva Smart Anna Kllroe Miss Flossie Bright. Ethel Schiessler Miss Abigail Shuck. Florence Sluman Mr. Hiram A. Pryor Joe Jacobs Miss Fannie Marks. .Bessie Kimble Miss Maria Brogg. .. .Julia Storms Mr. Ira Lowe Ray Dibble Miss Matilda Mogg, Margaret Rlckard Act I represents the living-room of the Jones' farm house. Horatio, tho simple cheery soul, an ndmlrftr nf T.lnnnln nnH fn.morlw a teacher at tho Academy, is to spcaic at the graduation exercises. He loves Alice Mayhood, formerly his pupil. His brother, Pepper, "at odds with tho world," makes fun of ioratio. Adelbert RnnKfillnnr. frnm Hin plfv is Horatio's rival. Act II Wnoil Hill Rplinnl nn tlm night of the graduation exercises. tspeecnes, recitations, songs and a little love making holp to make this a very enjoyable act. RIGGER BORDEN BUILDING. Borden officials, D. J, Purdy, of tho manufacturing department, Now York, G. W. Laidlow, boss carpenter, Oneonta, N. Y Frank Smith, milk agent, and A. F. Trimble, Brio di vision engineer, Scranton, camo to Honesdale Friday and visited the East Honesdale plant of tho com pany, which it is rumored Is to bo replaced by a modern $25,000 build ing. Under the efficient management of Superintendent Georgo Lambrecht the plant there has outgrown its present quarters, a carload of milk and cream being shipped to New York dally. Homer Greene, Lawyer-Poet, On Committee To Erect Memorial Gateway At Union College JOHN HOWARD PAYNE, WHO WROTE THE WORLD FAMOUS SONG IN A PARISIAN GARRET ,WAS A STUDENT AT UNION ONE HUN DRED YEARS AGO. Homer Greene, the well-known Honesdale lawyer, who has sung tho praises of Wayne county in poetry and prose, and whose fame as a writ er of short stories extends from the Atlantic to the Pacific, and from tho Great Lakes to the Gulf, has been chosen as a member of the alumni committee of Union College who are engaged in raising money to erect a John Howard Payne Memorial Gate way at Union College. When seen by a Citizen man at his office Friday afternoon, he talked In terestingly of his alma mater's plan for honoring the memory of the author of "Home, Sweet Homo." "I attended quite a number of the meetings of the committee in New York. I shall be present at the ex ercises of commencement on Juno 13," he said. Mr. Greene was graduated from Union College In 187G, and conse quently this year will be the 35th anniversary of his graduation which will bo celebrated by a class reunion. He attended the 30th annual reunion five years ago. When asked 'what Induced him to go to Union College?' Mr. Greene re plied: "At the time I went there, Union College had one of the best engineer ing schools In the United States and still has. I went there and took a course in engineering. I remained and took a full course and got the degree of B. A." The only other Honesdale man who attended Union College, he said, was a man by the name of B. B. Smith, who lived here many years ago. One hundred years ago John How ard Payne, author of "Home, Sweet Home," was a student In Union Col lege. Throughout his wandering life he never had another real home. At a recent meeting of the Union College Alumni Association of New York, Mr. C. E. Franklin called at tention to this anniversary and re marked that two songs most widely known and sung were the "Marsel lalse," the song of unrest, of pro test against the established order, an appeal for greater equality of op portunity, and "Home, Sweet Homo," the song of rest. He proposed that, on the College domain, a suitable memorial of the poet Payne be erect ed. The Association accordingly ap pointed a Committee consisting of Dr. George Alexander, President C. A. Richmond, Dr. Frank Bailey, and Messrs. C. E. Franklin, George F. Seward, Homer Greene, Conde Ham E First Time Post Office Dept. HasNo Deficit MR. HITCHCOCK'S MASTERLY BUSINESS MANAGEMENT SOLVES DIFFICULT PROBLEM. The Postofflce Department for the first time in nearly thirty years Is self-supporting. Postmaster General Hitchcock announced last week that the Department Is now able to meet Its entire expenses without aid from the Federal treasury and has accord ingly returned to tho Secretary of the Treasury $3,000,000 which was sot aside from the public funds to de fray the expenses of the postal ser vice In the current fiscal year. Not only Is the service now self-sustaining but there Is at present, according to the Postmaster General's an nouncement, a postal surplus of more than $1,000,000. Tho Postmaster General expects that this surplus will be greater for the entire year unless extraordinary expenses occur in the next month. Tho wiping out of the postal deficit within two years is regarded by Pres ident Taft as one of the most satis factory accomplishments of his Ad ministration. When tho Taft admin istration entered upon Its life It In herited a deficit of more than $17, 500,000, the largest In the history of the postal service. The Postmaster General contends that the big deficit has been wined out not by curtailing postal facilities, as some of his critics have contended, but by Introducing business methods In tho Department and extending the service along profitable lines. The percentage of Increase In expendi tures in the current year has been somewhat compared with the aver age annual lncreaso In the last de cade. At tho same time tho Increase In revenue has fallen considerably ueiow tne normal record. Were It not ror reforms In tho financial system of the Post Office Department adopted under the Taft administration It would not be dos sible to make tho refund of $3,000,- uuu to- me i'caerai Treasury, even though the postal revenues for the current year had exceeded the ex penditures. An accounting nlan adopted about a year ago Insures the prompt deposit In tho Treasury of postal fundB not Immediately re quired for disbursement at post- (Continued on Page Four,) 111 000R lin, Clarke W. Crannell, and George T. Hughes to carry this proposal Into effect. The Committee decided that tho most appropriate memorial would be a gateway at tho entrance to Library Lane. It is estimated that the en tire gateway, 90 feet In width, will co3t $3,500. The committee is. rais ing this amount, by popular subscrip tion, ranging from $1 to $50.00. So much Interest has been shown in this undertaking that It Is within the range of possibility that a great er sum may be realized than the cost of the proposed gateway in which event this surplus will go to wards the establishment of a chair of English Poetry at Union College. The alumni committee consists of George Alexander, 'CU, N. Y. City, pastor University Placo Presbyterian church; Frank Bailey, '85, Brooklyn, N. Y., Vice-President, Title Guaran tee and Trust Co., Charles A. Rich mond, Schenectady,N. Y., President Union College; Homer Greene, '7G, lawyer, Honesdale; Conde Hamlin, 'S3, N. Y. City, New York Tribune; C. E. Franklin, '83, Elmhurst, L. I., Asst. Supt. Schools, N. Y. City; George T. Hughes, '93, N. Y. City, Leslie's Weekly. The honorary committee consists of Joseph H. Choate, N. Y. City, former Ambassador to England; Charles E. Hughes, Washington, D. C, Associate Justice, U. S. Supremo Court; St. Clair McKelway, Brook lyn, X. Y., Editor Brooklyn "Eagle"; Hamilton W. Mabie, N. Y. City, As sociate Editor "Outlook"; Henry Van Dyke, author, Princeton, N. J.; Joseph E. Ransdoll, Member U. S. Congress, Lake Providence, La. The history of the eccentric John Howard Payne, a man of most enormous egotism, is that of poet actor, dramatist and diplomat. Ho appeared with many different com panies, in many roles, in cities both in America and abroad. His Immor tal song "Home, Sweet Home," which has had a more universal cir culation than any other song written 'efore or since, he introduced In his ftiiera "Clari, the Maid of Milan." f he song wassung- by Miss-Mr Tree, sister, of Ellen Tree; He wrote the song when he was occupying a small' lodging 'room in tho upper story of a building near the Palais Royal In Paris. '"Mid pleasures and palaces though we may roam, Be It ever so humble, there's no place like home." NEW ARMORY ACCEPTED. Tho new $35,000 Park Place Armory was formally accepted last Friday night, by Brigadier General Charles Bowman Dougherty, Wllkes- Barre, representative of the Arm ory Board of the State of Pennsylva nia, at a meeting of tho Honesdale Armory Board. Tho formal dedica tion ceremonies, which were to have taken place In June, were postponed until the forepart of Sep tember. It was decided to hold a military ball the last of June. IT REQUIRED TWELVE STITCHES Twelve stitches were required to sew up a severed artery In the arm of Andrew Hessllng. which he sus tained last Friday afternoon by fall ing on the roof of the Florence Silk Mill, his arm penetrating a skylight. in company with Joseph Herzog, Mr. Hessllng was engaged in painting the roof, when In attempting to leave the roof he fell, and cut a deep gash in his arm. Dr. W. T. McCon vill was called and the patient was made as comfortable as possible. Death of Sirs. Mary E. Bains. Mrs. Mary E. Barns, widow of tho lato George Barns, entered Into rest Tuesday morning at tho home of her daughter, Mrs. Charles E. Dodge, 1322 Main street. In the 74th year or ner age, Being born October 21, 18.17. Funeral services will be hold at the home of her daughter, Thurs day afternoon, at 3 o'clock. Rev. A. L. Whlttaker officiating, with inter ment at Glen Dyberry cemetery. J. T. Lynn, of tho Tribune-Repub lican, scranton, spent Tuesday in lionesuaie. A SURPRISE PARTY. A delightful surprise party was given Harry Leftwlch In honor of his 21st birthday last Saturday evening at the home or Anthony Rickert, In dlan Orchard. A very pleasant even ing was spent. The celebrants were: Misses Clotilda Smith. Agatha Man ger, Agnes Smith, Mame Welch, Kate Mangan, Mabel Wagner, Charlotte Austin, Bessie Gregory, Margaret uean, Mary Major, Anna Smith, Sophia Guthell, Clara Laurtonlus, Florence Ruppert, Laura Hertle, Mary LaurtoniuB. Loretta Snlnner. Mary Guthell and Messrs. Harry left wlch, George Manger, Frank Coon, Noah Gregorg, George Rogers. F. Wagner, John Smith. Leo Weeks. G. Smith, Lawrence Tenbus, Tracy Bis hop, William Austin. Dainty refresh ments were served. The great Sparks circus will soon be here. The young as we'll as the old will be glad when that day comes Solid Ivory Splivins Returns From Dyberry After Fruitless Search For Missing Editor FINDS ROOM AT HOTEL FILLED WITH CLUES; PERHAPS YOURS IS THE LUCKY WINNER; FRIDAY'S ISSUE WILL TELL; DON'T MISS IT. 'Twas a dark and stor-r-r-r-my night. Tho tall figure of a man could bo seen slinking along the road from Dyberry to Honesdale. Yes, dear reader, you have guessed correctly. It was Indeed Solid Ivory Splivins, the walking delegate of the Detective's Union, which numbers among ita members such well known sleuths as Sherlock Holmes, Lecoq, Old King Brady and Nick Carter. Mr. Splivins was all in. He had been out to the ancient oil well to In vestigate an important but fruitless clue In the amazing case of the mys terious disappearance of the Kick Editor which will go down in tfie annals of crime as the most baffling and perplexing riddle over tackled by a story book detective. Suddenly, his wonderfully keen ears heard two shots In quick succession three feet away. "Ha, ha," muttered Splivins, "I will hie me hence. Me thinks there Is danger afoot." Ho was right as usual. At that moment his foot struck the first big hole on Main street and the great detective fell headlong in the mud. "Curses," he ejaculated as he jacked himself to his feet. "I am soiled again," and he made a bee line for the hotel where he had his headquart ers. He tried to open the door of his room. It would not budge an inch. Grabbing an axe from the lire hooks on the wall, he battered down the door. "Send tho bill to The Citizen," he Bald to the Irate clerk, who confronted him with the bill all made out. "I'm busy." And no wonder! The room was packed so full of clues that the walls had spread a foot apart. Solid Ivory seized one with his nimble digits. "Now I will find him at last," he yelled In triumph. (To be Continued.) Some of the clues and the name In the Friday Issue of The Citizen. Lots Of Alarm, But No Fire To Fight STILL, THINGS WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF THOSE 144, OOO ROUNDS OF AMUNI TION HAD GONE OFF. An alarm of fire sent in early Monday morning, and understood by the telephone operator to be the old armory, occupied at present by the Roller Skating Rink, but in reality at the now armory, down on the other side of the river, sent the flro engine and three hose carts on a wild goosechaso down .Eleventh street. A more disgusted looking lot of men than the returning volunteers svojild, bo .hard to find, especially wnen tney learnea mat mere wasn't a fire even, either at the old or at the new armory, save that which had been kindled by Michael Stall, the janitor of the Park Place Armory In a new basement range, the smoke of which issuing from a low chimney, and the smell of burn ing varnish commonly arising from tho iron work of a stovo when fire Is built In it for tho first time, lead ing some timorous person with an acute sense of smell to turn in an alarm. Tho conflagration might easily have turned out to be a severe one, however, as there were fully 144,- 000 rounds of loaded ammunition stored in one corner of the Armory. It will be remembered that when the old skating rink burned some years ago, there were several thous and rounds of ammunition stored In It, and the work of fighting the fire was attended with considerable danger. DEATH OF ALBERT FALK. Special to Tho Citizen. ' New York City, June 6. Albert Falk, formerly a resident of Corning, died Monday morning, June 5, after a brief Illness. A telegram to this effect was re ceived late Tuesday afternoon from Mrs. Arnold B. Heine, 26 West 72nd street, New York City. SAFE AND SANE FOURTH. Governor Tener has signed two bills which are to make the Fourth of July practically harmless through out the state this year. The meas ures place strict regulations around the manufacture and sale of any fire cracker of more than six inches in length. This marks tho doom of tho cannon cracker and the dynamite torpedo. I LET'S TALK IT OVER When wo started those Fashion Notes a tow weeks back, wo had, of course, nn idea that they'd bo pretty popular with the ladies. Rut imagine our surprise-and pleasure when a man told us tho other day that ho nmdo a grab for them oven before his wife. "Ha, ha," wo chuckled, "and whoroforoV" "Because," ho replied, "while I llko to seo my wife wear a check gown when check gowns aro tho fashion, I dislike to too tho checks mndo of pnper with my numo on tho bottom, and as your Fashion Editor gives prices which range from $1.08 up I can seo where I get off. Savvy?" Wo savvied all right. Do you? By tho way, the clues aro coming in faster than tho kicks did. Wo had tho famous detective up to tho house for Sunday dinner and, believe us, if Sherlock Holmes had as big an appctlto as Solid Ivory Splivins, ho must havo kept Dr. Watson busy writing dyspepsia pro scriptions. Seo you next Friday. In tho meantluio if you hnvo any sugges tions about anything at all, write , 'phono or wire. " Sincerely yours, BARRETT IIANSON WITID3RI1EE. of the lucky winner will be published Don't miss it. Reserves Decision In Mang-Coon Controversy SQUIRE SMITH SUGGESTS SET TLEMENT AS REST WAY OUT. Fortenia turned out en masse last Friday morning, when witnesses and Interested friends of both parties filled 'Squire Robert A. Smith's office and overflowed Into the court house corridor at tho hearing of Fletcher Coon, who was arrested by deputy constable P. J. Moran charg ed by Frank J. Mang, Texas town ship, yvlth being disorderly in the public highway of said township, on May 28, 1911, and wanting to fight with deponent, and using vul gar and vile threats against depon ent and his family, and with being very disorderly. Attorney P. H. Iloff appeared for the prosecution, and F. P. Kimble, Esq., was counsel for Mr. Coon. The prosecution called as witnesses John Moser, Thomas Grovo, Fred Horst. For the defense Fletcher Coon, Mr. and Mrs. W. Hauser, and Miss Goodnough testified. Frank P. Mang, Jr., and Allen Bryant, who testified at the preliminary hearing, Wednesday morning, were recalled. The case was an extremely leng thy one and lasted until almost dinner time. After hearing the evidence In the case, as well as the arguments of the attorneys, 'Squlro Smith reserved his decision, and suggested that It would be well If a settlement could be effected in the matter. The whole affair, It Is alleged, Is simply a neighborhood quarrel, the outgrowth of Mr. Mang's failure to get a license at March term ot Court. The alleged offense was com mitted last Sunday afternoon at Fortenia, when, It is alleged, un complimentary and unprintable com pliments were exchanged between Fletcher Coon, the defendant, who was sitting on Mr. Hauser's front porch, and Frank P. Mang, Jr., who was passing along the road In front of the house with Allen Bryant. SPILT MILK. An exciting runaway took place on lower Main street, Sunday morning, when a team of horses hitched to a milk wagon, belonging to August Heyne, Adelia, took fright at a pass ing automobile, and dashed down along the Erie tracks until they came to the Lackawaxen river, where they stopped. The wagon was smashed and the milk dumped Into the streets, the horses escaping with a few scratches. Two boys, who were the sole occupants of the wag on, jumped out and escaped unhurt.