THE CITIZEN, FRIDAY, JUNE 2, 1011. I'AGE 3 AIAT0! AWFUL frliNUT Astley Had Three Terrific Bouts Witii Death. IN STRANGE RAGING MACHINE At One Time He Flew Through the Air at a Height of Threo Hundred Feet, Grasping Rod With One Hand Hair Raising Performance. Ono of tho most hair raising per formances over put up on nn aeroplane was given at tho Ilrooklands uero drome, near London, by the British aviator, II. do D. Astley, who is a cousin of the Marquis of Hastings. Astley was flying a fifty horsepower Blcrlot racing monoplane for the first time. His first lap of the aerodrome was a scries of up and down dives, which looked as if ho were sitting a bucking broncho, only each buck took him forty feet up and down again. Then 'he got the weight of the machine Into his hands and steadied her down for a second lap. Peeling ho had got full control, he took her tip to a height of 300 feet, where he was flying quite nicely when a gust of wind caught him and turned him up on to his left wing tip, and ho began to drop side ways. Sat In the Air. Knowing his only chance of righting himself was to drive head 'first out of the gust, he pulled the tall of the ma chine up in the air, switched off his engine and dived for It. Just as he got the monoplane 'diving quite straight he accidentally touched the switch, and tho engine started again full blast The sudden pull of the big engine, added to tbo weight of the machine, jerked tlie whole apparatus from tinder Astley, who was left for a fraction of a second sitting In the air. He grabbed the llrst thing that came along, and when ho came to himself sufficiently to think he found himself sitting astride tho frame of the machine, hanging on to the top rails of the frame -with both hands and looking straight down into tho seat ho had quitted. Meantime the machine, absolutely without control, was heading full speed for tho ground, now only about 100 feet below him. Fortunately for him his weight, be ing so far back, made itself felt, and at about 100 feet from tho earth the tall dropped, and tho machine .started climbing skyward again. Given Up For Dead. The other aviators on the ground had given him up for dead as he mnde his dive, and now they gave him up ngain, for tho machine climbed perfectly ver tically, and no ono had ever seen a machine going aloft hanging on to its propeller and nothing else. They sim ply stood and waited for the mm nine to start dropping backward. There was nothing else to do. Then Astley pulled himself together and clawed himself up tho frame so that by holding on with, his right hand he could catch hold of tho control wheel with his left, but he could not get into his seat so as to get his feet on the rudder levers. By this time the aeroplane had climbed to n height of about -100 feet and was still rising. As soon ns lw had got partial control Astley said to himself "This Is where I start for home again" and jammed his control wheel hard forward. Tho tail came up, and tho machine got on a level keel and steadied herself. Then ho raised tho tail a bit more, and, look ing over tho front of tho machine, meanwhile lying flat on his s.tomnch on top of tho frame, he saw below him tho sewage farm which covers and spoils n big portion of the Brookland aerodrome. "That's tho safest part of Brook lands. Mo for it!" thought Astley, and up he brought his tall still more, so starting another dive for earth. Hav ing no rudder control and no moans of getting any, ho could not turn. All ho could do was to regtilato his up and down flight and keep tho machine from heeling over sideways; consequently If ho missed the sewago farm ho would hit tho railway embankment, which forms the limit of the aero drome, and his only chance wns to drive straight Into tho sewage. Lands Unhurt. Down ho came, engino running all out, and again tho onlookers gave him up for lost. WJWtnty feet from tho ground ho let go with his right hnnd, made n dab for tho switch and cut out his engine. Then ho hauled his lever back, dropped his tail, and the machine came up level, to drop gently into the soft mud of the sewago farm, where tho wheels stuck and tho monoplane quietly stood on her head, decanting Astley over tho top of tho engino Into tbo dirt Net results, a couplo of broken wires nnd all tho buttons pulled off Astley's overalls as ho clawed himself on his stomach along tho frame, and this aft er being dead for certain throo times. Luminous Compass. It has been decided to adopt a lumi nous compass in tho German army, nnd it will bo used In military maneu vers so ns to allow tho troops to And their direction without trouble. Very good results are expected from its use. Tho compass will havo n dial prepared with luminous paint, so that It may lin seen In the dark. i JOHN PAUL. JONES' BODY NEGLECTED FIVE YEARS. Coffin, Now Under a Stairway, la Soon to Bo Interred. Five yc;;r.s after being brought to this country the body of John Paul Jones, hero of tho Itevolutiouury war. is about to be Interred. Forgotten by those who participated in the ceremo nies attending Its return here forgot ten even by men iu the naval service the dark leaden colli n containing all that Is mortal of tho famous wan lor has lain tinder tho stairway of Ban croft hall at the United States Nuvu. academy ut Aunaiwlls. Ono end, part ly covered by the uuion Jack, pro trudes Into tho hallway, and many a Jest has been made as passcrsby brush past the coffin. Tho activity of tho Sons of tho American devolution is responsible for tho passage of u bill through congress last March authorizing tho expendi ture of $75,000 for the burial of John I'aul Jones In tho little chapel at tho Annapolis Naval academy and the erection there of a memorial in his honor. Just why America's great naval hero should havo been so completely for gotten for live years is a riddle that no one ueonis able to answer. It is ex plained that the Naval academy of ficials did not enter a request for funds to bury the body because -their budget at tho last session of congress was unusually large and it was feared that an addition might result .Ui reductions elsewhere. When knowledge of this camo to the Society of the Sons of 'tho American Revolution recently a committee was chosen to urge a special appropriation bill through congress. This passed without difficulty. Although tho appropriation was made more than two months ago, the officials of the navy department have not yet decided on what style of me morial will lie erected in the hero's memory, 'Some are In favor of cutting n grave in tho floor of the chapel nnd placing tho coffin there. Others are advocating a tottib above the floor level. Meanwiiile John Tnill Jones' body is resting beneath a flight of stairs. CALLS TURTLE A BIRD. More Nearly Related to Flying Things Than Swimming, "Says Expert. Although a turtle was declared by a Harvard university expert to be more nearly related to -a bird than to a fl3h and to possess a highly developed nerv ous system, capable of memory, intelli gence and lovable tendencies, Judge Stevens in the Boston superior court in structed a jury to bring a verdict of not guilty in the case of John n. Wer ner, a restaurantman who wns charged with cruelty to animals in keeping a 1C0 pound green sea turtle on its back In a window. Wclner had been fined $25 in the municipal court and ap pealed. The defense contended that the charge of cruelty to animals would not hold on the ground that a turtle was not an nnlmal. but a flsh. Professor Itobert Yerkos of Harvard, witness for tho government, declared that turtles are more nearly related to birds than to flsh. On cross examina tion Professor Yerkcs said that there was a difference of opinion about tho cruelty of tho act, but admitted the necessity of either placing a turtlo on Its back or in water if it was to bo kept alive. ETIQUETTE ON TIPS. Schedule of a Chicago Waiter Vho Will "Do" Europe. John Henry Willlnm Benin, a Chi cago waiter, who will pass the sum mer in Europe, traveling .on tho pro ceeds of tips paid him, guvo the fol lowing precepts on tipping. Ho plans to follow them la giving his own mon ey away: AVhcn dining alone, 10 cents. When dining with a woman, 25 cents. When entertaining n party, CO cents or more. When in doubt, 10 per cent of bill. Deduct accordingly when tho waiter refuses to smile. Never offer a tip until after eervioo Is over. Be liberal, but don't overdo It Rehm will tnko bis wife and two daughters on tho trip. They will sail on tho Lusltania in tho best quarters avnilablo and for throe months will "do" Europe in style. NEW CLUB IDEA. Membors Pledged to Radiate Good Cheer and Dispel Sorrow. Business men of Blunt, N. D., havo organized the "Happy Consolation club," its chief purpose being to gath er up and radlato sunshine and good cheer and dispel sorrow nnd trouble A sot of bylaws has been adopted, and ono rulo requires members to greet other members on tho street with a smile. If this rulo is violated by a member ho will roccivo nothing but an Icy stare,, Tho club has a worrying committee, the members of which must do such worrying as may bo necessary for tho other members. A member who vio lates tho rulo In regard to meeting other members with a smilo on tho street will be punished by being made n member of the worrying committee, and this will release from that com mittee one of the orlglnnl members. NEW TYPE OF MARINE TURB1N Result of Five Years' Study by George Westinghouse. GOVERNMENT ORDERS THG. Engines May Be Started "Cold" In stantly New Turbines Mean Saving of Moro Than One-half of the Weiflhl In Engines Other Features. A revolution In tho method of np plyiug power to vessels, and especially to naval vessels, is fairly certain to 'be accomplished by the general in stnllntlou of n new tyio of marine tur bine engine and its reduction gears which can start cold. This turbine and gear etiuipmen represent tho result of live years of study and experimentation iiy George Westinghouse in tho works of the Westinghouse Machine company at Pittsburg. To the United States goes the llrst opportunity to try out tho Invention: hence It Is that with tins 'building of the collier Neptune, larger than most battleships, the government will in stall two of these engines. Britishers Astonished. When the finest and largest war ships of the British navy were here at tending the Hudson-P.ulton celebration tho officers could not 'believe that any turbine could be started "cold" be cause the turbines In "their ships, the pride of the English navy, required ten hours to "warm up" before the engines could be started without tear ing out the blading lnsldo and render ing the engine useless. So much did the English engineers doubt Mr. West- inghouse's accomplishment that they made a special trip to Pittsburg to we the engines operated. And their su prise at tho starting of the engines "cold" Instantly was only equaled by their astonishment that the engine could be opened, examined, closed up again and actually started in less than one lwur, when in their own "up to date" eugines they required days. In addition to tho tremendous ad vantage that immediate action gives. other departures from previous prac tlce which are radical have leen made to lessen the cost of construc tion, facilitate fhe operation of tho ma chinery and its inspection and to re duce the weight and space occupied as well as to provide a control mechanism whereby the officer in charge of the ship may have as complete a control of the engines ns ho now has of the steering apparatus. Automatic Control. Automatic control, it is claimed, is fully proviCW for. Tho design of the turbines had an ahead portion and a reverse portion and a cruising element all within one caging. The oversjKvd Ing of the turbine eugines from any cause whatever, and especially In a heavy sea, Is automatically prevented by the governor control. All steam and exhaust connections are made to the lower half of the turbine, and tk general construction is such that tUo steam may bo turned directly into ib apparatus when ccld and full spaed attained In less than a minute, where ns the form and dimensions of the tur bines which have heretofore been used for naval service have been such that the turbines required preheating, such action taking from throo to ten hours according to tho size of the machinery. The speed developed is nlso consider Jible. Tho man on tho bridge -nn re verse either or both turbines from full speed ahead to full sieed astern In less than llftecn seconds. Tho speed and direction .of both turbines, bolus under instant control, permit of thi turning of tho t,hlp in the shortest pun siblo distance. It gives the officer In command absolute control, minimize-- tho dangers of collision and makes for prompt maneuvering In ibattle or in practice. As to tho minimum of space that Uif new engine will require, It Is claimed for tho new turbines that they mean tho saving of more than one-half ot tho weight In engines nnd a decrease in tho capacity of boilers required be cause of tho lack of consumption ot steam. This, it Is said, is of tho great est Importance, as It permits of the use of thicker armor and heavier guns. "HEARS" BALL GAMES. Blind Professor Ablo to Follow Plays Accurately by Sound. In order that ho may "hear" the lall games at tho local park a season pass has been presented to Professor Earl C. nouk of Springfield, O., who Is blind. Professor Houk is vocal instructor at Wittenberg college. He enjoys "hear lng" ball games. By means of tho um pire's calls on strikes and balls, the crack of tho bat against tho ball, the shouts of Joy or groans of tho crowd nnd with somo ono to explain tho Intri cate plays ho follows the gamo with surprising accuracy. At 101 He Fasts Sixty-five Days. Marlon Crabtroo of Savanna, 111., 101 years of ago, has gone without food for sixty-five days, and It is said that his chances for at least another year of life after his remarkable fast are better than ever. Physicians who havo attended tho aged man say he has a good chance to pull through, nis fast wns self inflicted. SNAPSHOTS AT CELEBRiTiES Henry L. Stimson, New Sec retary of War. y 1311, by American Press Association. nenry Lewis Stimson, who succeeds .laeob M. Dickinson as secretary of war, was the unsuccessful Republican candidate for governor of New York last fall. Since his defeat he has been engaged in the practice of law. From 1000 to UW.) he was United States attorney for the southern district of New York and attracted wide atten tion through his conduct of 'that office. After Mr. Stimson quit the district attorneyship he was named as special counsel for the government iu the prosecution of the sugar trust, and hp succeeded in causing that Institution to pay into the national treasury more thau SiU.tXlO.uOO. Other prosecutions against the Artmckles and against rail roads for violations of tho rebate law and similar actions brought n return of more than S-'.fMXi.OOO to the govern ment. lie ilso prosecuted the case against Charles V. Morse. Tho new war secretary is forty-four years old. He fitted 'for college and went to Yale, graduating' In 1SS8. Then he took his law degree at narvnrd and In 1891 entered the office of Ellhu Root. At the end of two years ho was made .a partuor in the firm. Hp Is a close friend of Theodore Roosevelt and Glf ford Piucthot. Born of Fighting Stock. Colono Giuseppe Garibaldi, who fought so Tnllautly Tor tho Maderists at .Tuareg and who received the sword of General Navarro, comes from a fami ly renowned for its lighting blood. He Is a descendant of the great Italian leader who fought for liberty in many lands. The first and greatest Giuseppe Gari baldi aided tho rebels of Rio Grande do Sul against Brazil. In winning free dom for Uruguay he developed the fa mous Italian legion, which always aft erward furnished him as tho core of every command with a group of sea soned warriors, hard ns nails and pug nacious as bull terriers. Jealousy of tho exploits of the For eign legion, which wan commanded bv VS ...... 1911, oy American Fresa Aasoclatlon. OIUSEITU GARIBALDI. Colonel Garibaldi, has been marked In tho Insurrecto army since the capture ot Juarez. Francisco Villa, tho former bandit, who is now a colonel iu the in surrecto army, and Garibaldi had a clash throo days leforo the battle of Juarez. Since that day Villa's hatred has flrrown. Ho helped to work up the anger of Orozco that led to the clash with Madero. Garibaldi at that time stood bcsldo Madero and had members of his legion present ready to fight for the revolutionary leader if necessary. Aft er that incident soeh threats were made against him that he was advised ia cross ine unago to ui l'aso. xuen Villa followed him thero with the in tention. It is said, of killing the Italian officer, but wns disarmed by United estates secret service men nnd sent back to Mexico. ECT GULLING Branding Criminals. Paraffin injccuuiis are a new method for branding crlmluals which a Dr. Icard of Paris Invented and about which he is exceedingly enthusiastic. Tho doctor proposes that a small quail tlty of paraffin shall bo injected under the skiu of every convicted pcrsou. This forms n slight hump, which re mains the rest of tho person's life without tho least danger to his health. A detective arresting such a man, or eveu before arresting him, would, on feellug the hump, know him lnstnntly for an old offender. Dr. Icard thinks that, in accordance witli his scheme, a regular language of signs might bo prearranged by means of the paraffin hump. Thus, for example, It would be agreed all over tho world that tho right shoulder blade should be r- serve d tor operations upon confirmed criminals. The area thus defined would bo divid ed into three parts. The upper would be reserved for "very dangerous" criminals, the middle for dnugerous and the lower for less dangerous. New York Tribune. Opium Growing In This Country. The Post Graduate, a medical mag. nzlnc, reports n rumor that a planta tion for the growing of opium Is to bo established In this country nnd says that "as our revenue laws prohibit tho Importation of opium, except for med ical purposes, and ns uudmbtedly opi um could be cultivated in some parts of our country in which the climate Is similar to that In which It Is grown in tho east our government will bo charged with the duty of strictly su pervising any attempts to raise such a crop if it can be made commercially successful." According to this journal, 500,000 pounds of opium are used an nually iu the United States, "a hun dred times more than is prescribed by physicians." The Baby Uenerat. IThB Infant -emperor of China has been frtven supreme command of tho army. News ltem.l When a baliy heads an army Can he-flodso the cannon balls? Cotter put him In tho navy; He's an expert on tho squalls. Still tho infantry might like him: Ho can sound alarms at nlsht. But suppose he cot the colic? Thero would never be a fight. Spokane Spokesman-Review. In Proportion. WlOe iT want a cap, please, for my husband. Shopkeeper Yes, madam. What size does he wear? Wifie Well, I really forget. Ills col lars arc size 1G, though I expect he'd want about size 18 or 20 for a cap, wouldn't he? Philadelphia Press. The Hobble Shoe. Havo you seen the latest thing Which the advertisements sing Tho hobble shoe, Biief vamp, tight toe And heels so altltudlnous? They're wearing them right now. Wish you'd tell me how They get about, Maids lean and stout, Xlicsc hobblers multitudinous. Atlanta Constitution. Wise M3n. "Decided where you'll spend this summer?" "No. I'm going to let my wifo de cide this year. She used to wake me up in the middle of the night last summer to remind mo that I picked the place out." St. Louis GIobe-Demo-cror. teitan "American rlome h(VWIWiVuyi yumrkt .V Adtrrtliinr Dortor Fooled, Urrrtfrd or Itnbhril lnu. 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