PAGK a rrnE CITIZEN', FIHDAY, JIAY 20, 1011. WHAT THE 0!L DECISION MM S Many Hundred Plants Will Have to Wind Up Their Business, STOCK IS RARELY DEALT IN. Brought $843 a Share In 1901, Fell to Low Price of $390 In the 1907 Panic and Has Since Almost Doubled In Value. Tlic United States supreme court's order dissolving the Standard Oil com pany means that many hundred plants, lurge and small, throughout the Unit ed States and our possessions abroad jwlll bo forced to wind up their busi ness. The government authorities, as a matter of fact, do not know the ex act extent of Standard Oil activities. Evidence taken In various suits ap pears to have established that the Standard Oil monopoly Is composed of 'sixty-eight domestic and fifteen for elgn corporations controlling V23 re fineries, eleven lubricating oil work.-f, one vaseline plant, twenty-four pipe lines and sixty-four soiling agencies, to say nothing of the oil tanks nnd prod net located at every Important railroad station in the country which are so familiar to railroad travelers. Forty-four Subsidiaries Named. In the government proceedings re viewed by the supremo court only forty-four subsidiary companies of the monopoly are named. These were the companies In which the ownership of the monopoly's holding company, the Standard Oil Company of New Jersey, was established beyond a reasonable doubt. The Standard Oil Company of New Jersey was Incorporated under the laws of Now Jersey In 1899. Previous to and Including June, 1899, dividends were paid on Standard Oil trust cer tificates. After that date disburse ments were made on the stock of the Standard Oil Company of Now Jersey. The capital stock of the company was Increased In 18S9 from $9S,33S.R2 to $10,000,000 0 per cent noncumula tlvo preferred nnd $100,000,000 com mon. The $10,000,000 preferred was held In the treasury, and no announce ment of Its sale has over been made. Standard Oil stock Is dealt In on the New York curb market. Because of Us exceptionally high price it has been commonly termed a "millionaire's stock." The floating supply of the stock In the financial district Is very scant, practically extinct. Only in times of acute financial depression, like the panic In 190", Is the stock ever real ly pressed for sale. ' Has Sold at $343. Because the stock is so closely' held largo changes have been witnessed in the price of the security. It is not un usual to see n difference of twenty points on n very small block of stock. The highest price the stock has over brought In the last ten years was $8)3 a share in 1901. A low figure was estab lished In tho 1007 panic, when the price fell to $390. Since tho panic tho stock has almost doubled Itself In value. During tho last ten years the stock has struck an average of approximately $G00 a share. There Is probably not a company do ing business today that can approach the Standard Oil In making liberal div idend disbursements to Its stockhold ers. Covering a period slnco 18S2 up to the close of business of last year, stockholders havo received from the company In dividends the stupendous stun of $720,210,009. This huge nmount is equal to 735 per cent, or over seven times tho original capitalization. DOUBT T. R. Students Can't Find the Bullet Hole In Elephant's Hide, "When you sec the elephant think of me." That was the way Colonel Roose velt, African hunter, referred to his gift of a big African bull elephant to President Benjamin Ido Wheeler of the University of California when he re cently spoke to tho students nt Berke ley, Cal. The elephant has arrived, nnd tin1 students are thinking of Colonel Theo dore Itoosevolt hard, all because Cura tor Barry Swarth of tho university mu seum has so far been unable to find nny bullet hohj In tho hide of tho beast. And tho students are wondering If a bullet from the colonel's rltlo really brought the big pachyderm down. SWALLOWED 50 CENTS. And Papermaker "Coughed Up" $25 to Have It Removed. Charles Connors of Dalton, Mass.. employed in Senator W. Murray Crane's paper mill, wagered that ho could catch with his mouth a dozen half dollars tossed to him ten feet away, no cuught them all, but the twelfth slipped down his throat. Slnco then Connors has been In n hospital, and It cost blm $25 to havo tho coin removed. He says ho will try silver dollars next time, because they will elide down less easily. Great Desert of Africa. The great desert of Africa has nearly the dimensions of tho United States. BOY STOLEN BY GYPSIES DIES IN AN ASYLUM. Two Years With Nomads Wrecked Mind anH Health of the Lad. Broken lu talnd nnd health as a re BUlt of treatment received In two years of captivity by a hand of gyp sies, Leonard Allen, the sixteen-year-old son of Mrs. Mary Allen, is dead at Middletown, N. Y., after three years of illness and suffering. In August, 1000, when the boy was twelve years old, ho went to u ponu with four companions. Tho other boys went for a swim, and while young Allen was waiting for them to come out of tho wnter he wandered off Into the woods looking for berries. His companions did not miss him un til they left tho water and oven thou thought he had gone home without them. That was the last seen of tho little fellow for two years, and, although lu all that time his mother spared nei ther money nor effort lu searching for him, not n single clow was found. It was not until March, 1009, that the police of Kail River, Mass., acting on a mere chance bit of evidence, dis covered the lad with gypsies camping near that city. A passenger in a trolley enr on tho outskirts of the city heard a child screaming and, looking to see where tho sound cnino from, caught u glimpse of n hollow eyed, frightened boy running from a man. He left the car nnd tried to follow them, arriving at tho gypsy camp. He immediately reported to tho police that a boy was being mistreated. Police, bearing In mind tho disappearance of Allen, mado a mid and rescued the boy. Two gypsies were arrested nnd con victed. His mother, happy almost to the point of breaking down, took him home and began to build up tho little fellow's health. Two months after lit was returned to his mother tho little fellow became n raving maniac. While ho was In the kitchen watching his mother nt work ho suddenly snatched a largo carving knife and threatened to kill her. So weak was he that she was able to take It from him. He wns sent to an asylum. RECTOR TO GO ON STAGE. Leaves Ministry Because He Believes He's More Fitted For Actor. Tho Itcv. F. S. Carroll, assistant rec tor of the Church of the Ascension, one of Washington's fashionable Epis copal churches, has announced that he Intends to go on the stage. Mr. Car roll Is a collateral descendant of Bish op Carroll, the first Catholic bishop of America, and of the Carrolls of Cnr rollton, Md. Ho was born In Balti more and Is tho son of Duddlngton Carroll, a famous globe trotter. While residing in Spain at the age of flvo years young Carroll was placed under the enre of Jesuits who prepnred him for college. "I havo thought for some time of leaving my place in the ministry," said i Mr. Carroll. "Tho only reason I have Is that I do not consider tho church to bo my proper vocation. I shall follow tho theatrical profession. Drama, I hope, is the branch I will finally ar rive In. If I am not successful In the theatrical business I may drive a cart." Mr. Carroll Is twenty-nlno years of ago and has been connected with tho Church of tho Ascension for nearly n year. His present plan Is to enter a local school of acting nnd prepare him self for tho stage. TIP FOR THIN WOMEN. Surgeon Says They Should Sleep on Their Sides. Something Is tho matter with every thin woman, Dr. C. W. Moots, a sur goon of Toledo, told the Ohio medical convention. While his address was not exactly a defense of portly worn en. It was to be Inferred that, although given to nvolrdupols, most of them were healthy and cheerful, in cold weather at least. "Every time I see one of those Iras clblo -women coming Into my office with lier sharp face, flat chest and In elastic muscles I am In doubt whether to feel sorry for tho patient or for my self," said Dr. Moots. "The reason they nro too thin is that something Is wrong with their Internal workings and they ought to be operated upon. "As u remedy I would advise them to sleep on their sides. Women sleep too much on their backs. This brings about internal disorders nnd takes them to the surgeons." WIFE'S REVENGE. She Steals Her Quarreling Husband's False Teeth. When Daniel O'Connell of Wnter bury, Conn., quarreled with his wife last she declared sho would have re venge. So while ho was snoring snug ly Mrs, O'Connell confiscated his false teeth and refuses to give them back After u day's rations of milk and heof broth Mr. O'Connell told his trouble to tho pollco. Probation Officer Combellack has the matter In charge, the prosecuting uttorney having referred It to him. IIo will endeavor to effect a reconciliation and save Mr. O'Connell from starva tion or a change In the caliber of hU liquid food. Holland to Build Railways. The gorernment of Holland has an nounced Its Intention to build railways in south Sumatra to cost newly $15,- imono. Another Break in Cabinet The retirement of Mr. Dickinson, tho secretary of war, Is the second break In the cabinet of President Taft. As administrations go, the present cabinet has thus far been compact and stable, although It has been by no means a thoroughly popular group , of ministers, and there has been criticism enough to shake it to pieces on mora than ono occasion. The cabinet's stability urlng tho past two years can bo mainly accounted for by the presi dent's unusual loyalty to the men whom he asked to share with him the burden of government; a "born politician" In the office of tho chief executive would long since havo sought to gain popularity or Increase his political strength, by making ver the so-called official family. But Mr. Taft has made no change, on his own initiative. Those who have gone, Messrs. Balllnger and Dickin son, chose their own time for resign- ng. The events of the past two years have demonstrated that tho original Taft cabinet has contributed nothing o tne popular strength of the admin istration; and it is as true to-day as it was a year ago that no member of It has made a reputation of the first order. Some of them have been worse than negative quantities: they have scored positive failures, or havo aroused antagonisms exceedingly hurtful to the president himself. Of Secretary Dickinson it may be said that, while he has done the adminis tration no harm, he has brought to It no strength. His official career has been, In the public eye, uneventful and colorless. Besides, he Is a Dem ocrat. There Is no possible reason for condemning him on that ac count, but the presence of a Demo crat In a Republican cabinet has probably been a source of political weakness to tho administration. It has all ..long been Impossible for the President to make so much of Mr. Dickinson as an adviser as his great abilities justified, because the mass of the Republcan party would not view tne establishment of a strone Democratic Influence in a Republi can administration with approval Tho result has been a very able lawyer, naturally belongng to the conservative wing of the Democratic party, cooped up In the War office, which many other men could have administered no less efficiently and, at the same time, perhaps, have brought to the President some acces sion of political strength. Tho appointment of Mr. Stlmson of New York as Secretary Dickin son's successor reminds us that when the President does have an op portunity to change the personnel of his cabinet he makes his new selec tions with a much surer political touch than was the case when the cabinet was first formed. The ap pointment of Mr. Fisher as secre tary of the Interior was an excel lent stroke In neutralizing the an tagonism Mr. Balllnger had arous ed among tho protagonists of con servation. Mr, Stimson comes also from the more progressive wing of the Republican party, and Mr. Roose velt s fervid support of him when he ran for Governor of New York last autumn Insures the cordial commendation of the selection by tho Roosevelt following. These two appointments tend to relieve tho administration of the 'weight of the criticism that, however progressive W. B. HOLMES, President. A. T. SEARLE, Vice Pres. We want you to understand the reasons of this WAYNE COUNTY SAVINGS BANK HONESDALE, PA., HAS A CAPITAL OF - - - $100,000.00 AND SURPLUS AND PROFITS OF 427,842.00 MAKING ALTOGETHER - - 527,342.00 EVERY DOLLAR ot which must bo lost before any depositor can lose a PENNY. It has conducted a growing and successful business for over 35 years, serving an increasing number ot customers with Its cash funds are protected by MODERN STiSEL VAULTS. AH of these things, coupled with conservative management, insured by the OAREFUL PEHSONAI. ATTENTION constantly el en the Bank's affairs by a notably able Board of Directors assures the patrons of that SUPREME SAFETY which is the prime essential of a good Bank. DECEMBER I, 1910 Total Assets, m- DEPOSITS MAY -DIRECTORS CIIAS.J. SMITH, H.J. CONGER, W F. SUYUAM. W. B. HOLMES A. T. SEAKLE T. II. CLARK FOR M IT GIVESJTHE BEST RESULTS. 1 I STTAeSMiTHS6NIAN"i I CORRECT? i! I' JL TRUSS I a. O. J" -A- the president may have been, he surrounded himself with cabinet ministers of reactionary tendencies and sympathies; and it Is certain that this criticism was tho earliest sign of that cleavage In the Repub lican ranks for which the present ad ministration has been notable. Springfield Republican. Branding Loafers. The brand of "S"' figures In an ex traordinary uct passed by parliament In 1547. An nblcbodled man or wom an found loitering nnd not seeking work fur the space of three days could bo seized nnd brought before two justices of the pence, who, upon confession or on the proof of two wit nesses, "shall Immediately cause the said laborer to be marked with a hot iron on tho breast the mark of 'V nnd adjudge the said person living so Idly to his prcsentor, to be his slave for two years. The said slave shall bo made to work by beating, chaining or otherwise." If convicted of run nlng away during this period tho Jus tlccs rould cause him to be branded on tho forehead or tho cheek with tho Jotter "S" and then adjudged to his master as a slave forever. For run ning away a second time the penalty was death. London Standard. Log Cabin Philosophy. No usc tor try tor see what's ahead cr you, k'aso ef you once seen It you'd fall over yo'se'f turnln' back. Do Hon lu do way Is always a lamb w'en you gits clost ter him an' looks him in de eye. Don't worry knze you can't git a front seat In de life circus. De last seat in de show Is most lnglnrully de safest In case cr fire. Atlanta Consti tution. Then He Took. One. "I wish you'd kiss me, dear," said ho. "No; I won't, sir," answered she. " I won't' is rude," said this young: wight. " 'I'd rather not' Is more polite." "Yes, moro polite, sir, it might bo. But would you havo mo lie?" said sho. Boston Evening Transcript. DON'T BE BALD. Nearly Anyone May Secure a Splendid Growth of Hair. We havo a remedy that has a record of growing hair and curing baldness In 03 out of every 100 cases whore used nccordlng to directions for n rea sonnble length of time. That may seem like a strong statement It is, and wo mean It to he, nnd no one should doubt it until they have put our claims to an actual test. We are so certain Rexall "03" Halt Tonic will cure dandruff, prevent bald ness, stimulate the scalp and hair roots, stop falling hair nud grow new hair, that we personally give our positive guarantee to refund every penny paid us for it lu every instance where it does not give entire satisfaction to the user. Rexall "03" Hair Tonic is as pleasant to use ns clear spring water. It Is de lightfully perfumed, and does not grease or gum the hair. Two sizes, 50c. and $1.00. With our guarantee back of it, you certainly take no risk. Sold only at our store Tho Rexall Store. A. M. LBINE. H. S. SALMON, Cashier W. J. WARD, Ass't Cashier for the ABSOLUTE SECURITY Bank. naeeiity ana satistacuon. $2,951,048.26 BE MADE BY MAIL. -J V, P. KIMIILK 11. N. (SALMON J, W. r AKLE l SALE BY H "W 1 1ST. "ST. DENIS. BROADWAY and 11th ST. . - , mn lunn urr Within rwaeceMof every rtoirtt of . omfnuiORl Eee"mee of euUine. comiorttbla appointment, courteous nanomeJiKeiurrouniiinja. q ""!? 51.00 per flay and us With privilege ol Bath 51. GO per day and up EUROPriM m iu Table d'Hote Breakfast . . 60a itlor a, son, ino. MARTIN CAU FIELD Designer and Man ufacturer of ARTISTIC MEMORIALS Office and Works 1036 MAIN ST. HONESDALE, PA. I :jtnu:ujnina:mt:::mui:n;u:n SPENCER The Jeweler X would like to see you if you are in the market for t JEWELRY, SILVER l WARE, WATCHES, CLOCKS, tt it y "xr r r DlAMUINLto, X AND NOVELTIES X. Guaranteed articles only sold." t- 4- KICK THE Have you a kick coming ? Is there anything that displeases you ? Are you unhappy and need cheering up ? Has any little thing gone wrong ? Tell us your troubles. Let us help you ? For each of the three best kicks each week, The Citizen will give a brand new crisp one dollar bill. Don't kick too Ion). SO words to a kick. No limit, however, to the num ber of your kicks. You don't have to be a subscriber to be a kicker. Open to everyone alike, men, women and children, subscribers and non-subscribers. Old and young, rich and poor. Remember two cents a word for the three best kicks. There must be something you don't like. Kick about it. What good is an editor any way except to fix up the kicks of his read ers? Relieve your mind and get a prize! KICK! KICK ! KICK! A few suggested subjects at which to kick! The weather, of course. Tight fitting shoes. The high cost of living. The hobble skirt and the Harem trousers. High hats on week days. Suffraglsm, etc., etc., etc. The funnier the better. Several people have asked us if the fifty-word letters containing kicks have to be signed. How else will we know to whom to award the prizes? Whether in the event of the letter winning a prize and being published, tho name of the kicker would appear Is another question. Undoubtedly the writer's wishes would be followed on that scoro. Our idea of the "Kick Kontest" Includes everything except direct and offensive personali ties. Sit right down now and dash off fifty words about anything you don't like and want to register a kick against. It won't take you Ave minutes and you may win a prize. The more original the subject the better chance for a prize. One dollar for less than five minutes work is pretty good par. Of course you can make your kick as short as you wish. A clever flf to en word kick may win a prize over a full-length fifty-word one. The shorter tho better. For tbe best kick of ten words or less The Citizen will nay an additional I prize of one dollar. Now then, lace rilOFESSIONAIj CARDS. Attorncvs-at-Low. H WILSON, . ATTORNEY A COUNSELOR-AT-LAW. Office adjacent to Post Office In DImmIck office. Hone sriaie. Pa. OrM. H. LEE, ' V ATTORNEY A COUNSELOR-AT-LAW. Oificq over post office. All legal business promptly attended to. Honesdale, Pa. EC. 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Any evening by appointment. Citizens' phone. 33. Residence. No. 86-X Physicians. PB. PETERSON, M. D. . 1126 MAIN STREET, HONESDALE, PA. Eye and Ear a specialty. The fitting of glass es given careful attention. Certified Nurse, MRS. C. M. BONESTEEL, GLEN EYRE, PIKE CO., PA., Certified Nurse.lP. S. N. Telephone Glen Eyre. lTmol Livery. LIVERY. h red. G. Rickard has re moved his livery establishment from corner Church street to Whitney's Stone Barn ALL CALLS PROMPTLY ATTENDED TO. FIRST CLASS OUTFITS. 75yl Advertise In Tho Citizen? EDITOR 1 1 1 up your shoes and let drive!