THE CITIZEN, WEDNESDAY, 51 AY 17, 1011 M'LEANS BLAME HOPEDIAMOND Their Cook Quit Her Job and a Maid Became III SOON AFTER THEY BOUGHT IT Reasons For Rejecting the Gem Are Given by the McLeans, Who Are Be ing Sued For $180,000, the Alleged Purchase Price. ' When the ilolio diamond, the famous blue gem which has left a trail of mis fortune behind It ever since It was dis covered, was purchased recently by Edward 13. McLean, son of John It. McLean of Washington, fron the Car tiers of New York nnd Paris, Mr. Mc Lean caused to bo inserted In the pur chasing contract a clause to the effect that If any HI luck should befall any of the McLean family within six months after the date of purchase the transaction was to be Invalidated. Well, the 111 luck fell with a des perate thud within two months after he became the owner of the gem, Mr. McLean now alleges. It is his defense In a 'suit which has been opened by the Cartlera to recover the 5180,000 with which he agreed tentatively to part In exchange for the stone. Mr. McLean declares In his defense that the gem hardly had a chance to twinkle a few twinks in his home when one of the maids fell III, and this fact was still disturbing the equa nimity of the household when the cook, who Mr. McLean believed ranked as an important factor in his home, wrap ped her duds in her best Irish linen handkerchiefs and announced that she would be 'afther l'avln th job." Mr. McLean immediately shook his Dst at the Hope diamond, charged it with making the maid ill and driving the cook out of the house and told the Cartiers it had broken its contract and that they had better come and take it away. Now, the Cartiers wouldn't do any rnich thing, although not denying that the Illness of the maid and the seces sion of the couk were calamitous. What they contended was that neither the maid nor the cook was a member of the McLean family. Mr. McLean tells woefully of the indigestion that has come to him with a new cook nnd declares tbo maid and the cook who lert are the rooftrco and the heann stone and the front door bell of the entire establishment. Mrs. McLean, who was Miss Evelyn Walsh, takes the same view as her husband and quite a few other per sons ns to the pernicious Influence that goes with (he Hope diamond, nnd she doesn't want It around the house. FUNERALS TOO LUXURIOUS. Rev. George E. Cady Says Make Cre mation Within Reach of Poor. The wearing of black at funerals, expense of flowers, the luxury of being cremated and the cost of caskets were all commented upon before the Uni tarian Ministers' association by the Rev. CJeorgp E. Cady of the Pilgrim Congregational church, Dorchester, Ma.ss., Ju an address on the high cost of living. "The wearing of black at funerals is a sign of despair, not of n Christian home," said Dr. Cady. "If death ends all, why", then, let us wear black. ' "As to the cost of modern funerals, we must set against the extravagance. The early Christian church knew noth ing of this luxury that we see today In the modern funeral." After describing how much it costs nnd how much the average undertaker gets, figures showing the enormous profit in the business, Dr. Cady sug gested the siiiiervlsion of the under taking business under municipal control DR. SARGENT CLASSIFIES WOMEN AS NEAR SAVAGES. Calls Them More Primitive but M,ore Enduring Than Men. NEW PENSION SCHEME. Woman Would Have Government Help Widows Who Have Young Children. Widows with children of school age or under should be pensioned by the government, and when the children are of age they should be made to pay a certain amount toward the mother's maintenance, In the opinion of Mrs. Frederick L. Mahn, secretary of the Fathers and Mothers' club of Boston. She says: "When a child Is between eight and fourteen years of nge he needs the most careful attention. Character is in the formative stage. The mother Is constantly needed then. "Thu average woman who loses her husband will struggle earnestly to keep her family together. Physical and mental weakness Induced by such ef fort too often results In lamentable failure, and the mother becomes a derelict. "The government can supply w rein pdy for sncti conditions." Size of Red Sea. The ni sea would extend from Washington to Colorado, and It la three titapa as wide as Lake Ontario. That woman Is a lower order of be ing than man and that she has not do veloped, us rapidly from the barbaric state as man Is asserted by Dr. Dud ley A. Sargent, head of the department of physical culture at Harvard, direc tor of the Sargent (iyninnslum For Women, In Cambridge, and well Vnown as a writer upon subjects per 'iilnlng to women's development. "Woman Is nearer the savage state ban man," says Dr. Sargent. "Her development Is moio primitive than man's, Just as the Indian 1 more prim tive than the white man. "Woman being biologically more of a barbarian than man, she has a greater proportion of physical endurance. She can undergo many strains that a man ennnot. "Women accumulate pvcrgy, while men expend it. Women have been de veloping their muscle, while men have been developing their brains. "Woman Is nearer to nature. She Is a lower type of organl-mi. lint when It comes to a case of withstanding cold or hunger or thirst or any physical pri vatlon of this sort a woman can out Inst a man In nine cases out of ten. "It Is foolish to go on the principle, therefore, thai women must be kepi from all labor and all exercise and he taken care of as though they were pets. They should do everything pos sible, obviously, to preserve the close ness to nature of which I have been speaking. It Is more necessary for the. good of the race for women to look after their physical well being than It Is for men." MAY GET MORGAN MILLIONS. Japanese Niece Prospective Heiress as Result of Cousin's Death. The recent death of Ceorge II. Mor gan, cousin of .1. Pierpont Morgan, makes it probable that a large share of the Morgan millions will lie enjoyed by a Japanese woman. The prospective heiress Is the nrlslo- cratlc oriental beauty, Mrs. Yukl-Kate Morgan, whom George Dalton Morgan married In 1004 at Yokohama on his trip around the world. George Dalton Morgan Is the son of George II. Mor gan, who married his cousin, .1. Pier pont Morgan's sister. Young Morgan is now in Japan. There were reports one time that the marriage did not meet the complete approval of the elder Mr. Morgan. Wnt littlo Mrs. VnkMCntp Morgan Is n daughter of one of the nnest families In Japan, ami when she arrived in this country with her husband she charmed everybody. In Chicago, on the trip across the country, young Morgan had said that he did not know exactly the opinions of his relatives concerning his mar riage, but that nothing could possibly alter his devotion to his pretty spouse. WIVES, TAKE NOTICE. Husband May Slap You if You Search His Pockets, Rules Court. Judge C. M. Lee of Providence, 11. I., tried the separation suit brought by Elizabeth T, England against John E. England. The Englands have been' married live years. Mrs. England testllled they had three children and had been living hap pily until a short time ago. One night, she said, Mr. England ar rived home about :$ a. in. and curled up on the floor. She thought he was asleep and started to go through ills pockets In search of a watch and ring which she said belonged to her. Mr. England woke up and gave her a slap in the face. She tried to go through his pockets again and testified he gave her a kick In the back. Judge Lie told the lawyers the cou ple ought to become reconciled. They said they would do what they could. "Hut you must tell your client," ad monished Judge Lee in addressing the wife's lawyer, "that she must not go through her husband's pockets again. A man Is justified in slapping his wife If she goes through his pockets." PASTOR A "FAN." Accepts Call to Another Pulpit to See Better Ball Games. Because he likes the baseball of the Detroit brand better than the quality of the sport in St Louis the Rev. Dr. Homer 11. Henderson, nn ardent fan, announced his resignation from the pastorate of the Wagoner Place United Presbyterian church, St. Louis, to ac cept a call from the First United Pres byterian church of the Michigan city. Dr. Henderson will depart for Detroit June 1. When a college student at Xcnla, 0 Dr. Henderson became a baseball en thusiast. He was graduated six years ago. Dr. Henderson admitted that base hall prompted his selecting Detroit as his next field of labor. More and More. The gravedlggcr in "Harnlct" was a voiy witty man, wittier far than many of the epitaph makers who have adorned headstones with their Jingles. A sample of the punning rhymes which are cut on tombs follows. It comes from ttie grave of William More, at Stepney, near London: Were Ilea one Moro, and no more than ho. The Moro and no more how can that be? Why, one Moro and no moro may lie here ntone. But here lies one More, nnd that's more than one. Curiosities of Etymology. It Is extraordinary how words for the same thing differ In even so small a country ns England. Tnko "left handed," for example. In Gloucester shire such a person is described as "scrammy," in Staffordshire ho be comes "craggy," tho phrase for a left handed Yorkshlreman Is "gawkrod gcr" or "calllck handed," and in the next county, Durham, he Is "cuddy paw." Loudon Telegraph. The Reason. "Why Is that man always grunting so about his business?" "I don't know, unless it is the force of association. You see, he deals in pig iron." Baltimore American. CASTOR I A For Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought NOTICE O ADMINISTRATION, ESTATE OP LKK CALVIN SMITH. Late of Lnko Township. All persons Indebted to snld estate are noti fied to mnkc immediate payment to the un dersigned : and those having claims ncalnst the sold cstnte arc notified to present them duly attested, for settlement. MINNIK TO'NSKND. ..... . .. Kxccutrlx. Ariel, Pa.. April 8. 1911. lOeoKj W. C. SPRY AUCTIONEER HOLDS, SALES ANYWHERE IN STATE. Bears tho Signature A O BLAKE AUCTIONEER &GATTLE DEALER YOU WILL MAKE MONEY BY HAVING ME Belfpne9-U BETHANY. PA. u!aj::n:j:::::n:j::t?m::mjmnnjn If 8 WhLIM I MtKL 8 IS ILLNESS in your family you of course call a reliable physician. Don't stop at that; have his prescriptions put up at a reliable pharmacy, even if it is a little farther from your home than eome other store. You can find no more reliable store than ours. 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