We Want 5000 CircuBafiom - You Want a WEATHER FORECAST: FAIR. WKATIIKU FORECAST: FAIR. READ THE CITIZEN SAFE, SANK, SUHK. READ THE CITIZEN SAFE, SANK, SURE. 68th TEAR -NO. 32 HONESDALB, WAYNE CO., PA., FRIDAY, APRIL 21, 1911. PRICED v ifDENTS RATS RAISE RIOT Slaughter 52 Prize Chicks and Mr. Lord Laments WIIITH LEGHORNS AND DANDIES HUT THEY'RE AIjTi GONE NOW. "Oh, well, 1 ought to raise a thousand chickens between now and Fall," was the way Fred Lord, joint proprietor with his brother of the Allen House, and Vice-President of the Wayne County Poultry Assqcia tlon, consoled himself for-the loss of fifty-two Huffy little two-weeks' old White Leghorn chicks. A Citizen man, hearing of the mysterious disappearance of the em bryonic pullets, went around Wed esday morning to see Mr. Lord. N. D. Wednesday Is always called "Blue Wednesday' by the Ilonesdale reporters, for they are caught be tween editions, and not able to get cut much news. lie found Mr. Lord In the base ment, who obligingly took him to the ncene of carnage, and explained the how and why of the death of the full-blooded fifty-two "Young" chicks Jt came about in this way: "I had them In one of the sample rooms, in a Cyphers brooder," volun teered Mr. Lord, "right off the trunk room'. There was a hole in the trunk room, and rats came Sunday and Monday night, got In the brood er, and carried every last one away. "They took twenty-five away Mon day night, and twenty Sunday night. "When Tlie Cnt's A way." Thoy were just two weeks old, but the rats cleaned them all out. Thoy carried them off one by one. See the blood-stained tracks! That's the way we tracked them. I caught nine rats this morning, regular 'wharf rats. They came from a nearby stable. "I sent away and got these chicks from "Young's strain" the finest stock in America everybody knows mat. l got tnem when they were a 4ay old. "And Tliirty-Fivo Cents Apiece Too!" "Those chicks were wort.li 35 cents a piece, too," mournfully; continued Mr. Lord. "I only had them "two weeks, "For the commercial end, and for laying purposes. White Lecliorns am the best fowls," remarked the bereft onicKen rancior,- ''I keep Buff Orpington'! for ray specially, i Keep several hundred f them. ' "Yes, I am Vice-president of the wayne County Poultry Association." admitted 'Mr, Lord, and then as if seeKing company in Jiis misery, ho -told of how Swartz (Swartz, of Ariel, you know) had a lot of hard luck last Fall, too. He lost a lot of chick ens. "It was a good thing, though that it happened Just when It did. I had a hatch of 100 Buff Orpingtons. They'll bo off Friday. I'm glad I didn't have them out. "No, I don't blame the brooder. It was the rats. They came over here in swarms. The floors of the hotol basement are cemented. They must have got in through some hole. They were regular 'wharf rats, big fel lows." In response to the question "What lid you feed the;n?" Mr, Lord said: "Oh I give them the first few days dried bread crumbs soaked in milk. I save them a dally mash of pinhead oats, corn meal, bran and several other kinds of food." Chicken-Raising Under Difficulties. "You can't keep chickens where they're many barns around. To keep bran and dry mesh before them all the time Is the quickest way to fatten them up. I gave them a little green food, lettuce." Just then a young man came In, and hearing of Mr. Lord's misfortune told of having several hundred three weeks' old chickens that he kept in his barn. But he had two big cats too, and the rats didn't bother the chicks a bit. "fiats are the greatest thing to guard against," explained Mr. Lord, after the young man who had vainly trloH (n coll 1,1. nt.l-.1 . w uiuukuiih ior sixteen1 cents a pound, when the market! price was oniy tnirteen, had left. "Around a hotel, cats get too fat. Thoy get too much to eat. Thoy don't want to touch rats. Counting Chickens Before They Are Hatched. "Oh, well, I got three machines, Incubators, going now. I'll hatch right up to August 31." Mr. Lord took a pencil and a piece of paper, and began to figure up tho probable number of chickens he ought to hatch out this summer. Af ter considerable reckoning he said: "I ought to raiBe about a thous and chickens between now and Fall. It's early yet. In fact, it's too early. You can't put them out on the ground before May 1. This is 'a backward Spring you know. "I have got about twenty hens setting. They are bettor than the machines If the eggs are fertile. It doesn't cost so much to raise them, either." The reporter gathered that after his disastrous "flyer" In White Leg horns, tho vice-president of tho Wayne County Poultry Association, would in the future stick to his spec ialty, "Buff Orpingtons." They aro a good breed too, but they don't be gin to come up to the White Rocks, oh, dear no! HAPPYAT LAST Widow Weds Widower After Many Years FORMER MISS imOAD AND HAUIIY SIMONSON MAR KIKD MONDAY. For tho past few weeks everybody has been telling one another of a wedding that would occur shortly that would make the younger set sit up and take notice. The contracting parties are both well known. The brido Is a resident here ahd for tho past few months lias been a domestic in the home of the town's chief bur gess, Hon. John Kuhbach, while the bridegroom Is an honest, earnest workman In Hawley, his vocation be ing that of a stone cutter. Strange though It may seem both have been married, and Dan Cupid, who was responsible for their first acquaintance, managed to be on deck again after the separation of many years. The bride's maiden name was Mary Priscilla Broad. The bridegroom, whose name is Harry Simonson, resides In Hawley, and when young he was attracted by Priscilla's personality. They were lovers for some time, until alas one day they were separated. Mr. Simon son married and raised a family of children. A few years ago tho wlfo and mother was called by death. Since the husband and father lived alone. His former life and memories of the past consoled him until he of ten thought he would like to meet his former sweetheart and lover. He fi nally met his bride here shortly after the death of his brother, a few weeks ago. WhiloOhero Mr. Simonson asked his sister If she knew anything about Priscilla, where she was staying, and the like. "Why, yes," the sister an swered, "she is working across the street. I'll call her." The Ice was then broken and an Interesting social time was enjoyed by the party. One call followed another and the bride-to-be became so elated that she could contain herself no longer and Anally told her friends of her approaching marriage to Mr. Simonson, whom she had known so many years ago. The date was set for April 8, but on ac count of Mr. Simonson's illness It was postponed until after Easter. The nuptial knot was finally tied by Hew A. L. Whittaker on Monday. The bride was aged Gl, and tho bridegroom four years her junior. Jurors for June Term of Court Wednesday aftnrnnnn Slmrlff w Lee Braman and Jury Commissioners w. a, uuiiock and O. E. Miller drew the following panels of jurors for June term of Wayne county court: Grand Jury, Week of Juno 12. 1. Leon H. Ross, clerk. Hnnfisrtnlo 2. William Hiller, farmer, Oregon. 3. F. P. Woodward, farmer, Cher ry Ridge. 4. Geo. Carey, farmer, Bucking- nam. 5. Ezra Edwards, laborer, Lake. G. William T. Wilcox, farmer, Mt. Pleasant. 7. Chas. Kreitner, glasscutter, Texas. 8. L. T. Perham, farmer. Way mart. 9. Henry Baehrer, shoemaker, Da mascus. 10. T. W. Treverton, blacksmith, Berlin. 11. D. R. Denney, farmer, Man chester. 12. Florence Chapman, farmer, Sa lem. 13. W. D. Rowe, farmer, Paupack, 14. F. B. Benedict, farmer, Preston. 15. Fred Sands, clerk, Hawley. 1G. Freeman Reynolds, farmer, Scott. 17. Timothy Duffy, glasscutter, Texas. IS. Chas. Miller, farmer, Canaan. 19. Chas1. Worthing, knitter, Haw ley. 20. J. 'M. Bolkcora, farmer, Leba non. 21. F. O. Gilbert, proprietor. Hones dale, 22. W. E. Rude, farmer, Clinton, 23. Leon Bodlo, farmer, Dyberry. 24. J. N. Sharpstoin, clerk, Texas, Traverse Jury, Week of Juno 10. 1. Howard Swingle, farmer, Lake. 2. Andrew Thompson, retired, Honesdale. 3. Fred Rose, Sr., laborer, Pal myra. 4. Clarence Gardner, farmer, Scott. 5. G. O. Gillette, undertaker, Sa lem. G, Howard Bea, glasscutter, Tex as. 7. W. II. Rose, farmer, Damascus. 8. Norrls Brown, farmer, Preston. 9. Everett E. Taintor, Jewelry, Mt. Pleasant. 10. R. C. Arthur, farmer, Lebanon. 11. Wm. Gulnn, merchant, Hawley. 12. Frank Bender, farmer, Lehigh. 13. Thomas Keegan, farmer, Buck ingham. 14. Wm. Balles, clerk, Texas. 15. C. F. Smalley, minister, Pal myra. 1G, G. W. Swartz, poultryman, Ariel. 17. L. H. Cluno, farmer, Bucking ham. 18. Cyrus Isliam, farmer, Dyberry. Contlnued on Page Five.) Civil War Veteran Dead ! ZENAS HOUNDS PASSES AWAY, j AGED 82; WAS MEMBER OF WILLIAM II. DAVIKS POST : , NO. 187, G. A. It. I Zenas Rounds, a veteran of tho Civil war, passed away at tho home of his daughter, Mrs. Minnie Ting ley, on the corner of Oak avenue and Cemetery street, Carbondale, at 8 o'clock Tuesday morning. His death I was caused by senile debility and ho I had been in 111 health for como time past, Mr. Rounds was born near Union dale In Herrick township, about eighty-two years ago. He was mar ried November 2, 1850, at Pleasant Mount to Harriet N. Carpenter, and was for many years one of the suc cessful agriculturalists in that sec tion. During tho rebellion bo enlist ed in Company B, 177th Pennsylva nia Drafted Militia October 10, 18G2, and was discharged August 5, 1SG3, serving ton months. He joined Wil liam H. Davles Post No. 187, G. A. R. in Carbondale by transfer from the disbanded Post at Uniondale, October 25, 1905. The announce ment of his death will be sad nows to his surviving comrades and num erous friends in this section. Ho Is survived by the following children: Mrs. W. T. Wells, Uniondale; Mrs. Elmer Sherman, Blnghamton, N. Y.; Frank Rounds, Scranton; Harvey, William, Mrs. Herbert Stoddard and -Mrs. Minnie Tingley, Carbondale; also one sister, Mrs. Wilmot Carr, Prompton. Burial will be made in tho cemetery at Uniondale. Bill to Take Granting of License From Judges BXCISK COMMISSIONS TO UK CHEATED IN SEVENTEEN COUNTIES. A bill to create excise commis sions In counties having between 100,000 and 250,000 population was introduced In the senate Tuesday night by Senator McConnell, of Northumberland. The bill will apply to seventeen counties. Tho governor is given authority to apoint hoards of three to serve for four years in each county. Tho salaries are to he ?2,500 per year. Under tho terms of the bill, the members of the board aro given full authority over granting of licenses for wholesale and retail purposes. ,In second-class cities, licensees must pay .$1,100, of which $900 goes to tho city, and in third-class cities' 5550, of which $400 goes to tho city. In boroughs, the fee is to be $250, of which $150 is for tho municipal ity, and in townships $125, of which 75 Is to be devoted to township roads. Tho measure does not affect either Philadelphia, Allegheny, Luzerne or Lackawanna counties, the big centres of population. Julius W. Keltz Gets $300 Damages Tuesday the arbitrators awarded Julius W. Keltz $300 for his alleged damages, In his suit against the coun ty of Wayne for damages laid at $1500 for Injury done by county to his land and building bv raising tho grade of the public highway ap proaching tho Goodman bridge over the Dyberry causing water to flow Into his building, rotting the sills, etc. Either elde has a right to ap peal to the court within thirty days If not satisfied. The hearing was held before tho county commission ers and tho members of the board of arbitrators were Hon. Joel G. Hill, W. H. Bullock and Clifford Gray. Wayne Co. Man Pardoned Special to The Citizen. Harrlsburg, April 19. The State Board of Pardons recommended but two pardons at its April session to day, ono of which was for Paul Spudis, of Wayne county, serving a sentence in the Eastern penitentiary for robbery and larceny. Spudis ob tained his pardon through the ef forts of his attorneys, Searle nnd Salmon, who represented him nt his trial. Dr. Brady's Alligntor. Jenny, who vies with Spot for the honor of being the pride of tho Brady household, has grown 4 In ches since last April when It meas ured 3G Inches from tip to tip: The advanced mathematician will easily compute that it Is now forty Inches long. Its weight has Increased 2Vi pounds. It hasn't eaten since Sept. 15. The alligator has been in the Doctor's possession seven years. Provost to Represent State. Governor Tener has appointed Pro vost Smith, of the University of Pennsylvania, as delegate to repre sent the State of Pennsylvania at the Third National Peace Congress, which will bo held in Baltimore on 'May 3, 4 and 5, Promlnont men from every State In the Union will attend this conference and will dis cuss tho ways and means of bringing about universal peace. I THE LAST NIGHT! Farewell Dance Held Wed nesday Night GERMAN SINGING SOCIETY ABAN DONS OLD HOME ABOVE THEOBALD'S AS THE CLOCK STRIKES TWELVE. With tho singing of "Farwold" at midnight, Wednesday, the members of tho Maennerchor, 'Honesdale Coun cil, soparated to meet no more in their former quartors, where for more than four years they have been trying to keep up the traditions and customs of the Fatherland. The Knights of the Golden Eagle have leased the Maennerchor hall over Theobald's, and will movo In tho first of May. The Eagles have a membership of about 180. Tho Maennerchor will move Into the Odd Fellows' Hall just across the street, as soon as the place Is vacated by Company E, Thirteenth Infantry, who have been using the hall as an armory, but who expect to be in the new Park Place Armory by the middle of next month. The officers of the Maennerchor are: President, Theodore Dreyer; vice-president, J. L. Regner; secre tary, William Schloss; treasurer, Fred Pohlc; trustees, Traugott Shil ling, J. Theobald, Fred L. Giehrer. Der Absclilcd Danz. Wednesday night tho members of the society and their friends enjoy ed a farewell dance. Freeman's or chestra, consisting of J. Freeman, violinist; Daniel Storms, cornetlst, and Joseph A. Bodie, Jr., pianist, furnished the music. Emll Salber annp n Rnln WIlHnni ffnlilnca nlnr. ' sang several solos with flno taste and splendid effect. At the close of the dance, just as the clock struck the hour of midnight, the members all joined in singing "Farwold." Die Gegcmvnrt. I When William Schloss, who has j been secretary of the society since Its organization on January 10, sev I en years ago, was seen by a Citizen man, Thursday morning, he told of trie "good times' the club mem bers used to have. He said: "Wo have about fifty-five members now. We were in there (Maenner chor Hall) about four years. We started about seven years ngo. We von t have any more nubile dances. f",VWe won't break off. We have quite a little money In our treasury. A society of that kind doesn't need money. The next meeting will be In the Odd Fellows hall. Wo aro going to store our goods down stairs in the empty store (until the up stairs is empty.) Dio VersniiKenliert. "Howard lodge used to have a big lodge. They aro not so strong now as they wore. The Germans die out. The young folks don't join tho German lodge hero anymore." When asked as to the organiza tion of the Maennerchor. Mr. Schloss said it had been started sev en years ago. Gus DIener was the first president. Among the prime movers In forming tho society were T. Dreyer, Mr. Frlsh, C. C. Niemeyer, Fred Pohle, William Schloss. They met In Frlsh's bakery, now Van Deusen's, where they organized on the tenth of January, 1904. Mr. Schloss enjoys the proud distinction of having been secretary since the beginning. Mr. Schloss spoke In a reminiscent vein of his experiences with societies and lodges. Among other things he said: "I have seen all the ups and downs in the societies. I have seen the Germania, tho Casino and the Liederkranz come and go, and now wo have the Maennerchor. We try to keep that up. "I have been Interested In socie ties for the last twenty-eight years. I wont with them all over. Once the Germans In former times, were the leaders In singing. If anybody wanted a good time they went down to tho Germans. They had no other places. Things have changed a good deal In town. Dio Zukunft. "We don't have any more good times. If the members will stick to gether we'll have good times again. We used to have good times among ourselves. Wo had "kaffeklatsch's" and dances afterwards. "We have about fifty-five mem bers in good standing. "But," re marked Mr. Schloss In conclusion, "everything Is going out and noth ing coming In!" "Taft as Good us Renominated." Cincinnati, April 18. Charles Na gel, Secretary of Commerce and La bor, was In Cincinnati to-day on his way to Washington from Cham pagne, 111., where ho spoke last night. Nagel eschewed' national politics ex cept to say that President Taft Is as good as renominated. RECEIVER APPOINTED FOR KEY STONE GUARD. J. W, Ballard of Troy, Bradford county, has been appointed receiver for tho defunct Keystone Guard. The appointment was made by the Dauphin county court sitting at Har rlsburg Tuesday, i MOR E KICKERS Weekly Prize Winners in Citizen'sular Kontest Announced-Twenty Prizes Awarded So Far KICKS KONTAIN HUMOR, WISDOM AND PHILOSOPHY; EVEUYIIODT HAS A CHANCE TO WIN A PRIZE. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS, KICK. The Citizen takes great pleasure in awarding the prizes for the lifth week of its Kick Kontest as follows: (1) Mrs. Bradbury, Beach Lake, whose kick appeared in tho last Issue of this paper; (2) for brevity, Forrest G. Keesler, Galilee, see below; (3) Mrs. A. A. Geary, Hawley, whose kick was In Wednesday's Issue and (4) Stella Schwenkor, Honesdale, see below. The number of kicks has Increased to such an extent that the paper Is able to publish only about one-seventh of those received. Some of those which are left out are exceeding amusing but for various reasons The Citi zen Is compelled to discriminate, especially In tho matter of direct per sonalities. For details of this kontest see page 2. Some of the kicks are as follows: Dear Editor: I kick because Padon't take The Citizen. FORREST G. KEESLER, Galilee, Pa. Answer: Perhaps he's never thought of It. Show him you're a good son and looking out for his wel fare by persuading him to take it. Dear Editor: I kick If all the world wero orange cake. And all tho rivers were ink, And all the trees were bread and eggs, What should we have to drink? STELLA SCHWENKER, Honesdale, Pa. Answer: That's a pretty big ques tion for a cute little girl like you, Stella. Will have to think it over. Dear Editor: I kick bekause I haven't anything to do. Yours very truly, G. FELTON WENDELL, Honesdale, Pa. Answer: We'd like to change places with you. Dear Editor: I kick to hear a dlscrlptlon of the country from those Easter llllies you shipped to Bermuda. CORA NEVIN, Peabrook, N. Y. Answer: You will as soon as they return. Dear, Editor: I kick because we, the scholars of the 'Honesdale public schools, have so many useless vacations. Yours truly, PHILIP C. WENDELL, Honesdale. Answer: When we went to school we used to kick Just the other way. Do you want to corner all the knowl edge there Is In the world? Enjoy your vacations while you have 'em. Some day you won't get any. Editor Citizen: I kick because our school house lawn is a mud puddle So if you'll send me a dollar To buy mat and broom, I'H try my best to keep the mud out of the room. IDA. M. FOWLER. Teacher of Shiny Mountain School. Answer: We take off our hat to you, Miss Fowler. We wish you success in making the room just as shiny aB tho mountain. Dear Editor: If I strike a thorne or rose, I am kicking; If it halls or If It snows, I keep a kicking; I will sit and kick and whine If that dollar Isn't mine, I'll kick and try some other time. STELLA SCHWENKER, Honesdale, Pa. Answer: That's the proper spirit. TO THE PERSON ELECTED PRESIDENT, THE CITIZEN WILL PRE SENT A HANDSOME SOLID GOLD MEDAL SUITABLY INSCRIBED. THE VICE-PRESIDENT WILL RECEIVE A SIMILAR MEDAL OF STERL ING SILVER. The campaign for President of tho Smile club has started. Everybody Is interested. Everybody has a chance to be elected. All you have to do Is to fill In the coupon with tho name of tho person most fitted In your opinion to hold tho office. You can vote as often as you wish. There is one great consolation In this campaign. If nobody else will vote for you, you can vote for yourself. So sharpen up your ponclls and name your choice. SMILE I I This coupon represents one vote cast for for President of the vote for for Vice President. Polls close 12 ARE MHAPPy Extract! From a Kick. As I perused The Citizen, And the Kick Kontest therein, A still small voice within me cried, "Why don't you try to win? Your Citizen subscription Is almost all run out Besides you know your pocketbook Is ditto just about." And so with pad before me I tried to rack my brain, To find what there existed Of which I might complain, But not a "kick" came to my mind, . That was fit for the public eye, And I thought that dollar would escape me, Though 1 did try and try. But oh dear me! my kick won't do, (Though to me it sounds quite nifty), For the number of the words In kicks Is limited to fifty. Well, really now, that editor Must be very, very young Or he wouldn't try to regulate The words of a woman's tongue. And so, In truth I don't suppose I'll "have much of a holler," If after all my strenuous work I can't even get that dollar, But just to show B. W bee, That a woman can be terse, I'll put the gist of all these words In a single little verso Kick. Dear Editor of The Citizen, Hear me vociferate, I kick because upon the walks The men expectorate. , Perchance to give to me the prize, Would prove too enerous, And so I'll show that I am wise And remain anonymous. Answer: That's too bad. Your anonymity has lost you a prize. Be wiser the next time. Dear Editor: I kick because my turkey is a year old and won't lay an egg. MISS LUCILE WHITE, Galilee, Pa. Answer: Well, don't give up hope. It's still young. Dear Editor: I've a kick and I'll let her sail For rural delivery of the mail; It will be no harder for my shoes Than a two-mile walk to get the news. ORPHA SWINGLE. Ariel, Pa. Hard a lee! Your kick sailed right by us and tacked for Washing ton. Editor Citizen:. I kick when tho base ball umpire, Calls on me a strike, But this is nil forgotten, When I hit the ball and hike. Yours truly, HENRY VETTERLEIN. Answers Oh you Ty Cobb! Smile Club and one noon, June 16.