THE CITIZEN, FRIDAY, APRIL 11, 1011. How I Became an Archaeologist By ARNOLD L. TINKAM Copyright by Amerlcnn Press Asso. elation, 1911. When I was it boy iitid studied Latin I read stories about undent Rome that gave me an uncnmitierablc desire to see tlie Eternal City. I wished to visit the chasm, or at least the place where It was. Into which Quiutus Curtius leaped on horseback, the icmnlnlng pil lars of the temple erected to the two beautiful strangers, Cnstor and Pol lux, who watered their horses iu the forum after the battle of Lake Rcglllus, and the bridge that Horatlus defended bo valiantly. There was no prospect of my ever visiting Italy, for I had not tho means even to take mo to col lege, f But I was a good deal of a dreamer, and, my fancy getting flsed on my ob ject, I couldn't turn It upon anything else. The only practical result was a resolve to "save up," ns children put It, with a view to getting enough mon ey to take me to Rome, keep me there long enough to get a hurried view of what I wished to see and bring mo back to America. By the time 1 was eighteen years old I had acquired this amount I sup pose 1 should have spent It in starting me upon a college education, but I did not. I bought a second class ticket on a ship crossing tho Atlantic and pro ceeding through the Mediterranean to Naples. I remained at Naples long enough to visit Pompeii, then went by rail to Rome. At first I was disappointed In getting into a modern commercial city, but when I struck some of the landmarks of ancient Rome the Pantheon, the arches of Constantlne and Titus, the Coliseum I was not long in forgetting the modern in my rapture over the an cient. When I had exhausted Rome Itself I was seized with a desire to visit its environs. I had read of the Campagna as it was when covered with farms and villas. But by the time I had seen Rome it self my money was all gone. I hadn't enough even to buy a return trip ticket to America. I was stranded in n for eign country. What could 1 do? What did I do? 1 followed the genius of archaeology that was strong within me. Reading a notice In a newspaper that an excavating party was to make n search for the ruins of a certain villa some fifty miles from tho city, I hired myself ns a digger to tho archaeologist In charge, went with him and dug with tho rest. In his reading he had hit upon a description of the site, but could only confirm his views by bur rowing in the grouud. In other words, lie must hunt for that for which he was looking. We dug three days, at tho end of which time my employer gave up the search. During this time I put in my spade here and there on my own ac coimt, with no result. When the par ty went back to Rome I asked for my pay, a few lira, nnd they returned without me. I had seen a stone pro jecting from tho soli at some distance from where we were digging luat seem ed to me to have been artificially shap ed, and I wished to Investigate it. As soon as the party were gone I began to dig about this stone. I found that it rested on another, to which it was fixed by mortar. This In turn rested on another. Then 1 came to a wall. I followed tho wall for a dozen feet and came to an angle. The top of the wall was five or six feet from the surface, and I was not likely to find anything of value at n less depth. I dug all day, and ns the evening was coming on, some ten feet below tho surface, my spade struck something hard. I shuddered, for by this time I knew that I was liable to ruin a treas nre. These villas were ornamented with statues some of them very beau tiful and every year they are found. I had with mo a scoop and, throwing down my spade, began to dig about the hard substance with tho smaller lmplemeut. It was round. In a few minutes I uncovered a marble head. Had I discovered a mine of Inex haustible gold I could not have been more delighted. I scooped away enough earth to tell me that I had found u statue. But it was by this time too late to look any further. I threw back the loose earth, marked the spot with n stake and hurried way from the fever stricken Cam pagna that I might not be caught there after nightfall. The next morning I -went to the ar chaeologist who had conducted tho i search and told him of my find. It would havo been illegal for mo to re move the statue myself, and I pre ferred to proceed under his superin tendence. Ho was as much delighted at my luck as I was myself. We start ed at once for the hole I had dug, removed the loose earth and exposed tho marble. We could toll nothing about it except that the face was very beautiful. We dug about tho statue till we could sco that It was the figure of a woman, the drapery being ancient Ro man. The archaeologist before leaving Rome had left word for workmen to follow, and when they 'arrived the statuo was removed. It proved to be of great value. 1 had struck the slto of the villa for which we had searched, and other articles were found In it, though none in as good condition as this. I received a remuneration for i my And, but what I valued more was I being taken as a student by the man who had employed me to dig for him. I spent a number of years under his tuition nnd by my own efforts have contributed to the contents of the mu seums In no small degree. Tho Milk In the Cocoanut. Probably everybody has wondered nt times what kind of stuff the "milk" or tho cocoanut Is. One inducement geuerally held nut by the dealer to the prospective purchaser N that the nuts nro "all milky. Recent analyses, how ever, have dissipated tho delusion that tho lluld lias anything in common with real milk. It contains only -1 per cent of solids, consisting chiefly of sugars, J.8 per cent, tho balance being made up of mineral matter ami tartaric ncld. More than half nf tho sugar present Is mnunltol, the sweet principle of man na, which is sometimes found also In wluo ns a product of normal grape sugar. The question has been dis cussed us to whether it would be prof itable to extract tho cocoanut water for tho sake of Its cane sugar, but ns this amounts to only one-tenth per cent tho process would not bo com mercially successful In spite of tho water being a waste product. Even if the water contained " per cent of sugnr, as some specimens appear to havo shown, tho recovery of this amount would bo unprofitable. The juice of tho sugar enno yields nearly 20 per cent of sugar. New York World. A Fine Talker. "I like tho looks of this parrot," said tho lady who had stepped into the bird store. "Is ho n good talker?" Tho pro prietor replied that the bird was an excellent talker, and It was evident tho customer was favorably Impressed. "What Is your price for him?" she asked. "Tho man had noticed tho rich ap parel worn by his customer, and ho judged that there was u chance to mako a little "easy money" nt the ex pense of one who would never miss It. "Ten dollars," ho said, with Just the slightest possible hesitation. "Five dollars, madam," instantly croaked the parrot "The lady looked at tho proprietor, who had turned red. "Ho certainly Is a fine talker," she said, "and he also seems to have good sense. I am willing to take him nt his own valuation. Do I get him for that?" "You do,"' answered the bird man sadly. Youth's Companion. Tne Early Drum. Drums nre probably nn eastern idea introduced by the crusaders into Eu rope. They nro frequently mentioned in nccounts of tho first crusade. When Edward III. of Eugland and his queen made triumphal entry into Ca lais in "tambours" were among the Instruments which were played in their honor. Another of these was called a "nacalro" or kettledrum, tak en, together with Its name, from the Arabs. Tho poet Chaucer also men tioned this Instrument In his descrip tion of the tournament In "The Knight's Tale." The king generally kept n troop of theso bandsmen or minstrels In his employ, and wo read that Edward II. on one occasion gave a sum of CO shillings to Roger, the trumpeter; Janino, tho nakerer, and others for their performances. An other minstrel was called the "cho verettcr," or player on tho bagpipe. The Plague and the Tan Pits. Uermondsoy's association with the tanning industry was originally due partly to its fine oak woods anil partly to tho fact that tho London slaughter houses were to a large extent situated in Southwark. on the unfashionable side of the river. For a brief perlo.l, however, it enjoyed a certain fame as a health resort. That was, as Sir Hen ry Trueman Wood reminds us in "In dustrial England In the Eighteenth Century," when "terror stricken crea tures fled from tho ravages of tho groat plague in tho city of London to the Bcrmondsey tan pits to find strong me dicinal virtues In tho nauseous smell." Two Thumbed Gloves. Iu so coid a climate as that of Ice land tho glove must bo put off or on as rapidly and easily as possible, so it is made without fingers, nnd in order that no timo may be wasted in dis tinguishing between right and left all gloves havo two thumbs. You simply thrust your hand luto tho first glove that comes nnd your thumb immedi ately finds its way. There are, of course, drawbacks in the matter of ap pearance, for tho dangling Idle thumb looks untidy. London Chronicle. The Apocalypse. There Is no other book in the New Testament about which so much has been written and to so little purpose. Dr. South said of it, "It either finds a man mad or makes him so." It Is said of Calvin that he showed his wis dom in not writing u commentary on this, as ho did on other books. Chad wlck. Disadvantage In Last Resort. If you must write lovo letters, wait until after you are married and write them to your wife. Then you may feel perfectly safe unless she decides to suo you for divorce on the grounds of Insanity. Puck. Wear and Tear. Griggs After nil, tho difference be tween man and woman Is one of wear and tear. Brlggs What do you mean? Griggs Man spends his monny foolish ly on a tear nnd a woman on wear. Oakland Mercury. Books. Be as careful of tho books you read as of tho company you keep, for your habits and character will bo us much Influenced by tho former ns tho latter, Paxton Hood. no is no wholo man until ho know-i how to earn a blameless livelihood. Emerson. SHERIFF'S SALE OF VALUABLE REAL ESTATE.-By virtue of process lssuod out of tho Court of Common PleaB of Wnyno couuty, and State of Pennsylvania, and to me directei' and delivered, I havo levied on ant, will expose to public sale, at the Court House In Honesdale, on THURSDAY, APR. BO, 11)11, li t-.;,r. All tho defendant's right, title, and interest in tho following de scribed property viz: All that certain lot or parcel of land situate In the Township of Cherry Ridge, bounded nnd describ ed ns follows: Beginning at a heap of stones the north-western corner of lot numbered 88 in the allotment of tho Tilghman Cherry Ridgo tract, thence by land of Jacob Schenck east one hundred and fifty rods to a stones corner, thence by lot No. 523 In said allotment and land late of Abraham Stryker south one hun dred nnd twenty-two rods to a post corner, thenco by land of John Schenck west one hundred and fifty rods to a stones corner and thence by said lot numbered 88 north one hundred and twenty-two rods to the place of beginning. Comprising lot numbered S7 In said allotment and containing one hundred and four teen acres and sixty perches of land, be the same more or less. Being tho same parcel of land which Robert N. Fuller by deed dated April 18, 1853, and recorded in Wayne coun ty In Deed Boole No. 35, page 481, granted and conveyed to Isaac R. Schenck. Also all that certain lot or parcel of land situate in tho Township of Cherry Ridge aforesaid, bounded and described as follows: Beginning at a heap of stones of lot numbered 87 In the western lino of lot num bered 523 in the allotment of the Cherry Ridge tract, thenco by said lot numbered 87 in said allotment north eighty-nine and one-half de grees west two hundred and sixty two rod3 to a stones corner, thence by lot numbered 90 and 513 north one-hnlf degree east ninety-six and one-fourth rods to a pile of stones, the corner of land formerly sur veyed to Abraham Stryker, thence by said land east one hundred and sixty-two rods, south twenty and three-fourth rods to a, stones corner and east ninety-eight rods to a stones corner in line of land former ly surveyed to L. Collins, thence by said land and lot numbered 523 aforesaid south one-half degree west seventy-live and one-half rods to the place of beginning. Containing one hundred and thirty-five acres and eighty-seven perches of land be the same more or less. Being the same parcel of land which John Schenck et al. heirs of Jacob Schenck, by their deed dated April 7, 1845, and recorded In Wayne County In Deed Book No. 35, page 483, granted and conveyed to the said Isaac R. Schenck. Also all that certain other lot or parcel of land situate in the town ship of Cherry Ridge aforesaid, bounded and described as follows: Beginning at a stake and stones the north-western corner of lot number ed 8G in tho allotment of the Tilgh man Cherry Ridge tract, thence along the northern lino of said lot numbered 8C east forty-four and one-half rods to tho middle of the Schenck road, thenco along the mid dle of said road south thirty-eight degrees oast five and one-fourth rods, south forty-four degrees east eight and nine-tenths rods, south fourteen and one-half degrees east eight and nine-tenths rods, south one-half degree east eight and three tenths rods, south six and three fourths degrees east eight rods, south thirty-one degrees east six rods to a hemlock, thence south eighty-three degrees west sixty-one rods to a stake and stones corner in the western lino of said lands and thence by said line north forty-eight and two-ono-hundrodths rods to the place of beginning. Containing fif teen acres and forty-three and three fourths perches. Being the same parcel of land which John Grimes et ux. by their deed dated July 2, isiu, and recorded in Wayne County in Deed Book No. 35, page 484. granted and conveyed to tho said Isaac R. Schenck. Excepting and reserving never theless out of the above described parcels of land a certain lot or par cel of land which Isaac R. Schenck et ux. by deed dated May G, 1858, and recorded In .Wayne County in Deed Book No. 25, page 532, grant ed and conveyed to Ebenezer Losey. Said parcel of land containing seventy-five acres. Excepting and reserving also from the above described parcels of land a certain parcel which Isaac R. Schenck et ux. by deed dated June C, 1870, and recorded In Wayne county In Deed Book No. 49, page 530, granted and conveyed to Apol los D. Schenck. Said parcel of land containing thirty-nine acres and one hundred and thirty-nine perches. Also all those certain other three lots or parcels of land situate in the township of Cherry Ridge aforesaid bounded nnd described as follows: The first beginning at a stones corn er on the lino of the old Stryker place and running thence west for ty and one-half perches to a stones corner by a sugar maple, thence north fifty-one and one-fourth per ches to a corner, thence sixty-eight perches to the place of beginning. Containing seven acres and twenty four perches of land be the same more or less. Tho second begin ning at a heap of stones in the southwestern corner of tho old Col lins farm In the township aforesaid, thence by land late of Jacob Schenck deceased, south fifty-six rods to a post corner of lands heretofore, con veyed to Caleb D, Schenck and now belonging to the estate of Apollos D. Schenck deceased, thence by said last mentioned land south thirty nine degrees east about OS rods to a post corner In the line of lands of Joseph Varcoe, thenco by said land of Joseph Varcoe and land of Rich ard Varcoe deceased, east ono hun dred nnd thirty-eight and two tenths rods to a stones corner, corner, thence by land late of L. Col lins north nineteen degrees west flfty-ono rods to a post corner In a mill pond, thence by land late of Lucius Collins and land heretofore conveyed to Joseph Keuren, south seventy-five degrees west eighty-seven and one-half rods to a stones thenco by land lato of L. Col ren and land late of Lucius Collins north thirty-eight degrees west fif ty-three ana one-half rods to a beech for a cprner, thence north , nineteen degrees west thirty-nine rods to a st.ones corner in tho south ! lino of the old Collins farm, thenco! by line of said farm west thirty-six j rous to tne place or beginning. Containing fifty-four acres and fifty-throe perches bo the same more or less. Saving nnd reserving to Lucius Collins, his heirs and assigns the right to have convenient road through tho said above described land, leading to his saw mill, with tho privilege of passing and repass ing to said mill upon said road at their pleasure. Said road to pass through snld land along the western shore of tho above mentioned mill pond. Tho third parcel beginning nt a heap of stones in the corner of L. S. Collins' land nnd being the northenst corner of the old Jacob Schenck farm, thenco by land form erly conveyed to A. J. Stryker and now owned by L. S. Collins, Heury Lutus and Eben C. Brown, west eighty-six and two-tenths rods to a public rond, thence along the -middle of said road south five and one hnlf degrees east ten and eight tenths rods south sixteen and one fourth degrees east thirty-two and eight-tenths rods, south forty-one degrees east eleven and six-tenths rods, south fifty-eight and one-half degrees east eighteen and four tenths rods, south forty-seven and one-half degrees east twenty-four rods, south twenty-six degrees east twenty-two and seven-tenths rods, south forty-ono and one-fourth de grees east eighteen and three-fourths rods, south sixteen and one-fourth degrees east twenty-three rods and south twenty-five degrees east ten and eight-tenths rods to a stones corner of lot No. 523 in the allot ment of the Cherry Ridge tract, thence by said lot No. 523 and land of Lewis T. Collins north one hun dred and forty-three and one-fourth rods to the place of beginning; con taining thirty-nine acres and one hundred and thirty-nine perches be the same more or less. The last three mentioned and de scribed parcels of land being the same three parcels of land which Theodore Schenck and Louisa Wheat craft, administrators of the estate of Apollos D. Schenck, deceased, at an Orphans' Court Sale on Dec. 7, 1S83, conveyed to Warren P. Schenck et al. as administrators of tho estate of Isaac R. Schenck, de ceased. The said Isaac R. Schenck having died intestate .Inn. 28, 1S87, leaving to survive him a widow. Re becca B. Schenck and two children. W. P. Schenck and Giles G. Schenck and the said Rebecca Schenck hav ing since died the sole title to the real estate above described became thereupon vested in the said W. P. Schenck and Giles G. Schenck. 100 acres of- improved land, 1 dwelling house, 2 barns nnd other outbuild ings. Seized and taken In execution as the property of W. P. Schenck and Giles G. Schenck at the suit of Homer Greene. No. 73, January Term 1911. Judgment, $S,000. Greene, Attorney. TAKE NOTICK All bids and costs must bo paid on day of sale or deeds will not be acknowledged. M. LEE BRAMAN, Sheriff. Honesdale, Pa., March 24, 1911. SAIiE IN PARTITION. In Wayne County Common Pleas. In Equity: No. 4 Oct. Term, 1910. Harrison Wood, v John Wood et al. Bill for partition of land In the township of Berlin, county of Wayne, State of Pennsylvania, whereof Augustus Wood died seised. By virtue of an order made in tho cause above stated, 1 will sell to the highest bidder, at tho COURT HOUSE, HONESDALE, ON THURSDAY, APRIL 20, 1911, at 2 o'clock p. m., the land aforesaid, described in the bill of complaint as follows viz: Being land convoyed by Ernest Miller nnd wife to Augustus Wood, by deed dated February 27, 1876, recorded in the ofllco for recording deeds in Wayne County, In Deed Book No. 48, at page 11, and there in described ns follows, viz: All that certain piece or parcel of land, situate in Berlin township, Wayne County, Pennsylvania, bound ed and described as follows, BE GINNING at the northeast corner of tho tract of land In the warrantee name of Nicholas Kramer as con veyed to Hiram Branning by Wil liam Brannlng et ux., Jonathan Dex ter et, ux and Daniel Dexter et ux., by their deeds dated the 15th day of December, 1852, said deed not being recorded, and in said deed de scribed as follows: "BEGINNING at the northeast corner of said lot, (a stone corner:) thence north two degrees west along James Ryder's land and other land, 106 rods to a stones corner; thence south 2 1-2 degrees west 75 5-10 rods to stones corner; thence south 2 degrees east 106 rods to a stones corner; thence along the east ex tension line 75 rods to the place of beginning. CONTAINING 50 acres more or less." Report of sale to be made on Mon day, April 24, 1911, at 2 o'clock p. m. TERMS OF SALE - CASH. The purchaser also to pay for the deed, as on sale of land by the sher iff, ?3.00. II. WILSON, Master. McCarty, Attorney. Honesdale, March 27, 1911. Sandy and the Glass. Tourist ireferrlng to the bnrometen -I see the glass Is going up again. San dy. Hnndy-Dne yp tell me that? A body will soon no' be able to afford a dram at nil! Dundee Advertiser. Nothing New. Wife Don't you like my new bat dearest? Elusbnnd-Yes-s, It's all right. Wife Well. I bought it on your account dear. Husband Yes, you usuaJiT oul Tsar and Czar. Frequently the Inquiry Is made ns to why the spelling tsar, to deslgnntA the emperor of all the Russlas. should be preferred to czar. The most nat ural and obvious answer Is that the spelling Indicates the Russian pronun ciation of the word, which czar does not. The title comes from an old Slavonic word, which some authorities are agreed Is not derived from the Latin caesar, but there nre authori ties who hold that Its ultimate deriva tion Is from the Roman. The origin of the common spelling Is supposed to bo the writings of Ilerbersteln. nbout IImO. The letter "c" In Roman Slavonic has the sound of "is." The letter was copied, but the sound was not. The letter "z" never belonged In tho word. The spelling czar Is now regarded by many as old fashioned With some Germans the spelling Is zar, which Is pronounced tsar. Many of tho French have adopted tsar as tho spelling, and that form Is Increas ing In English. The London Times, n most careful authority, employs It. and so does the Encyclopedia Brltnnnlca in Its supplementary volumes. Chica go Record-IIerald. Arbor Day. Grow Miou and nourish well. Ever tho story tell Of this glad day. Long may thy branches raise To heaven our grateful praise! Waft them on sunlight rays To God away. "Let music swell the brcezo And rlnK from all the trees" On this Glad day. Bless thou each stU'1 nt band O'er nil our happy land. Teach them thy love's command, Great God, we pray. Deep In the earth today Bafely thy roots we lay, Tree of thy love. Grow thou and flourish long. Ever our grateful song Shall Its glad notes prolong To God above. Doubled Her Capacity. "Mrs. (Jurber fell downstairs nnd bit 4er tongue In two." "1 feel sorry for her husband. She was a terror when she dad only one tongue!" Vice Versa. Teacher 1 would like some one in the class to define the meaning of vice rersa. Bright Boy It's sleeping with nnr I'ect toward the head of the bed. ALCOHOL 3 PEK CENT AVcgetaulePrcparalionrorAs similaliiigihcFoodandRefjula ling (Jte Storaachs andCovds of Promolcs DigeslionJCheerTuM ncss and RestContalns neither Opiimi.Morphine nor Mineral. Not Narcotic. ; .EapeofordDrsmmmm ; ill fhuiJia Seed' Jk.Sm.ui IlirmSerd Qartlled Stmar . mitavrraitttnai Aperfect Remedy forConslipa lion , Sour Stomacit.Dtarrtaa ; Facsimile Signature of . NEW YORK. milium t,-. , ...I-. , , Exact Copy of Wrapper. FOR G C J" I Be SMITHSONIAN I lfcL TUSS I I Profanity of His Profession. Who is that scientific nent in room 157" asked the scrub lady. "1 dunno, " answered the broom gentleman. 'You oflghtto hear him. When he saw a lot of mold on top of his ink ho said, 'B'cillusl just that way." Chicago Tribune jm:::;t:::::t:::::::::::t::!:::::jjj::j:::tn: I Let 'US Do It If you have a pre- gg senption to bo filled, if get it at our store by any means. Bring it, send it or 'phone, and we ! shall call for it. 8 fj Reason is, that because prescrip ! tions filled here I are filled absolute ly right. We have the drugs, the equipment and the knowledge, and when we put our seal on a bottle, the con- P tents of the bottle are right. 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