tllE CITIZEN. WEDNESDAY, APItlli 12, 1011. A CHASE By ELLA WHEATON Copyright by American Tress Asso ciation, 1911. Mrs. Grentorlx was a stupmothon Not all stepmothers, uny more than ull mothers-in-law, nrc bud, but Mrs. Greatorlx was at least avaricious. She hail no children of her own, but a stepdaughter. Moreover, the husband nnd father had died, leaving $100,000 to his widow nnd $200,000 to his daughter, Alice. Alice was fifteen years old when her father died and, having no other home, remained with her stepmother. Sho feared her father's widow and would have been glad to get away from her, but she was too young to lay plans for such n purpose. There was a clause in the Greatorlx will that If Alice was not married by the time sho was eighteen $50,000 of her fortune was to go to her step mother. If she had no children at Iweuly-flve another $50,000 was to go to her stepmother. Why Mr, Greatorlx threw such a temptation in the way of his wife to keep his daughter un married does not appear. The most probable solution Is that It was the result of a compromise that the wife was claiming more and finally got this stipulation out of him. Unfortunately for the stepmother's plans Alice must go to school. At the high school when sho was seventeen she met n youth of eighteen, and be tween them there sprang up an at tachment. Iloger Ashurst called oc casionally on Alice, but It didn't take him long to discover that ho was ob noxious to the stepmother. Opposi tion is an excellent incentive to love, and Roger as soon as he left tho high school and went into business began to lay plans to possess the girl he found so much difficulty in courting. Besides, Alice had told him of the whys and wherefores of tho case, and ho saw plainly ,that in order to help Alice be must obtain the legal rights of a husband. As tho girl approached tho age of eighteen her stepmother began to watch her very closely so closely, in deed, that she was unable to communi cate with her lover, Mrs. Greatorlx intercepting all her letters. Two weeks before Alice's eighteenth birthday she was locked up In her room. But one night as she was going to bed, hear ing shot thrown against her window, she opened it, and a stone was thrown in to which was attached a note from Koger stating that he would watch for her aunt to go out and when she did he would enter the house and take her away. A couple of days after this Alice was not especially surprised at her bed room door being kicked open, and there stood Roger. Hastily putting on her hat and wraps, she went with him downstairs, got into an automobile and was starting when Mrs. Greatorlx appeared, hurrying home. A garage was located around the cor ner, nnd thither the stepmother ran, hired an auto and made chase. Tho fugitives had taken a broad avenue which was tho most feasible outlet, and into this avenue Mrs. Greatorlx ordered her chauffeur to proceed. Sho saw tho auto In which her daughter was eloping she recognized it by Its color just turning into a side street. For several minutes It was lost to her, but on turning Into the side street she herself caught sight of It trying to pass a cab that stood in the way. While she looked the auto chugged past the hack and darted on at full pace. When Mrs. Greatorlx reached the .vehicle that had blocked tho way her chauffeur endeavored to pass it on the right, but at the moment the hack swerved to that side of the narrow street. The chauffeur moved to the left, and the hack also turned to that side. "Run him down!" cried Mrs. Great orlx. "lie's In league with tho elopers." But when the chauffeur tried again to make a passage the hack drew out of the way and let him pass. Tho pur suing auto soou turned into another avenue, and Mrs. Greatorlx, looking first in one direction, then iu the other, saw the fugitive auto moving south ward. "There it is!" she cried. "Put on nil your power." They followed the auto twenty miles Into the country, when it stopped sud denly. "Now's your chance," sho said to her chauffeur. "Don't let them get away." But tho chauffeur was obliged to Blow up for tho reason that the driver of the other machine got out to fix something. When Mrs. Greatorlx pulled up beside him ho was working with a monkey wrench. Ills auto was empty. Mrs. Greatorlx was so mad that sho abused tho fellow for leading her on a wild gooso chase, no looked at her innocently, apparently not knowing what she was talking about. Then, not waiting for a rejoinder, she order ed her chauffeur to turn about and go back to tho city. Meanwhile tho lovers had been mar ried. Mrs. Greatorlx never knew their method of escape. Ashurst had not counted on her returning so soon. Ex pecting that sho would follow, be di rected his chauffeur to turn Into a side street and, seeing a hack stand ing by the curb, he got Alice out of tho nuto and Into tho hack only a mo ment before her stepmother turned into the street nnd offered the driver a ten dollar bill to drive him wherever he wished to go. When tho pursuing auto came up he ordered tho driver to itnnd in its way In order to throw the pursuers off tho track. i A COLLEGE GIRL'S DAY. She breakfasts on a pickle, , And then the custom Is j To go and spend a nickel i Upon a glass of llzz. ! Along about ten-thirty I She nreds some solid fare I And goes with Grace nnd Gertie j To purchase an eclair. I At twelve on pie she lunches, And through the afternoon ! From time to time sho munches 1 A dainty macaroon. Her pocketbook she'll pillage j At dusk and gayly trudge 1 To purchase in the village j Ingredients for fudge. ! At night, with loosened tresses, i It Is her dearest wish To cook up awful dishes ' Upon the chafing dish. 1 And when she's done with brewing , And nil the house Is dumb ' Sho goes to bed still chewing . Her little wad of gum. ' Kansas City Journal A True Sport. .ygrffriytf, Jones I'll bet you a dollar I strike the ground first! Timely Question. A number of men gathered In the smoking car of a train from Little Hock to another point In Arkansas were talking of the food best calcu lated to sustain health. One Arkansan, a stout, florid man with short gray hair and a self satis lied air, was holding forth in great style. "Look at mo!" ho exclaimed. "Nev er a day's sickness in my life! And all due to simple food. Why, gents, from the time I was twenty to when I reached forty years I lived a regular life. None of these effeminate deli cacies for me! No late hours! Every day, summer and winter, I went to bed nt 9, got up at 5, lived principally on corned beef and corn bread. Worked hard, gents worked hard from S to 1, then dinner plain dinner theu nn hour's exercise, nnd then" "Excuse me," Interrupted a stranger who had remained silent, "but what were you in for?" Housekeeper. The Preponderance of Evidence. "Sorry," said the constable, "but I'll have to arrest you. You been drlvln' nlong at the rate of fifty miles an hour." "You are wrong, my friend," said the ' driver. "I say I wasn't, and here's n ten dollar bill that says I wnsn't." "All right," returned the constable, pocketing the money. "With eleven to one ngainst me. I ain't goln' to subject the county to the expense of a trial." Harper's Weekly. Years and Years. The music hall artist was visibly an noyed by the "booing" of a few cock neys in the rear of the theater. Final ly she advanced to the footlights nnd shouted in nngcr: "I'll have you know that I appeared before King Edward VII." And the cockney crew roared back: "Ow long before?" Columbia Jester. Going the Rounds. "I see you have a new swivel chair in your office." "Yes." "Was not your old arm chair good enough?" "Well, you see, 1 believe In rotntlon in office." Houston Post Wasted Energy. "I givo you my word," said the milk tcast philosopher, "that when I dis covered that the clock I had been careful to wind every night for ten years was an eight day clock I was inclined to be petulant." Browning's Magazine. Quite Satisfied. Visitor Your typewriter seems very much taken with her new machine. Lawyer Yes. It has a patent chew ing gum wad holder, flower recepta cle, bonbon shelf, rat storage, pin box and a few other things attached. Puck. ' All From One. "Yes," said Miss McBluff, "I'vo had nine proposals since I saw you last." "Indeed!" replied Miss Wise. "And did you finally reward his persever ance by accepting him?" Catholic Standard nnd Times. Overcrowded. "There's no doubt," remarked n shop keeper, "there are too many humbugs and swindlers In this town." "That Is bo," agreed his companion. "You and must leave it!" Stray Storira. r in n fi Tiinrrii i i , 7 SHERIFF'S SAiiB OF VALUABLE REAL ESTATE.-Uy virtue of process Issued out of tho Court of Common Pleas of Wayno county, and State of Pennsylvania, and to me directed and delivered, I linve levied on ana will expose to public sale, at the Court House in Honesdale, on THURSDAY, APR. 20, 1011, !2 r. 51. All the defendant's right, title, and interest in tho following de scribed property viz: All that certain lot or parcel of land' situate In tho Township of Cherry Itldge, bounded and describ ed as follows: Beginning at a heap of stones the north-western corner of lot numbered 88 in the allotment of the Tllghman Cherry Rldgo tract, thence by land of Jacob Schenck eaBt one hundred and fifty rods to a stones corner, thence by lot No. 523 In said allotment and land late of Abraham Stryker south one hun dred nnd twenty-two rods to a post corner, thence by land of John Schenck west one hundred nnd fifty rods to a stones corner and thence by said lot numbered 88 north one hundred nnd twenty-two rods to the place of beginning. Comprising lot numbered 87 in said allotment and containing one hundred and four teen acres and sixty perches of land, be the same more or less. Being the same parcel of land which Robert N. Fuller by deed dated April 18, 1853, and recorded in Wayne coun ty In Deed Book No. 35, page 481, granted and conveyed to Isaac R. Schenck. Also all that certain lot or parcel of land situate in the Township of Cherry Ridge aforesaid, bounded and described as follows: Beginning at n heap of stones of lot numbered 87 In tho western line of lot num bered 523 In tho allotment of the Cherry Ridge tract, thence by said lot numbered 87 in said allotment north eighty-nine and one-half de grees west two hundred and sixty two rods to a stones corner, thence by lot numbered 00 and 513 north one-half degree east ninety-six and one-fourth rods to a pile of stones, the corner of land formerly sur veyed to Abraham Stryker, thence by said land east one hundred and sixty-two rods, south twenty and three-fourth rods to a stones corner and east ninety-eight rods to a stones corner in lino of land former ly surveyed to L. Collins, thence by said land and lot numbered 523 aforesaid south one-half degree west sevonty-ilve and one-half rods to the place of beginning. Containing one hundred and thirty-five acres and eighty-seven porches of land he the same more or less. Being the same parcel of land which John Schenck et al. heirs of Jacob Schenck, by their deed dated April 7, 1845, and recorded in Wayne County in Deed Boole No. 35, page 483, granted and conveyed to the said Isaac 11. Schenck. Also all that certain other lot or parcel of land situate In the town ship of Cherry Ridge aforesaid, bounded and described as follows: Beginning at a stake and stones the north-western corner of lot number ed SG in the allotment of tho Tilgh man Cherry Ridge tract, thence along the northern lino of said lot numbered 80 east forty-four and one-half rods to tho middle of the Schenck road, thence along the mld dlo of said road south thirty-eight degrees east five and one-fourth rods, south forty-four degrees east eight and nine-tenths rods, south fourteen and one-half degrees east eight and nine-tenths rods, south one-half degree east eight and three tenths rods, south six and three fourths degrees east eight rods, south thirty-one degrees east six rods to a hemlock, thence south eighty-three degrees west sixty-ono rods to a stnke and stones corner in tho western lino of said lands and thence by said line north forty-eight and two-one-hundredths rods to the place of beginning. Containing fif teen acres nnd forty-threo and three fourths porches. Being the same parcel of land which John Grimes et ux. by their deed dated July 2, 18G0, and recorded In Wayne County In Doed Book No. 35, page 484, granted and conveyed to tho said Isaac R. Schenck. Excepting and reserving never theless out of tho above described parcels of land a certain lot or par cel of land which Isaac R. Schenck et ux. by deed dated May 6; 185S, and recorded in Wayne County in Deed Book No. 25, page 532, grant ed and conveyed to Ebenezer Losey. Said parcel of land containing sev-enty-fivo acres. Excepting and reserving also frojn the above described parcels of land a certain parcel which Isaac R. Schenck et ux. by deed dated June 6, 1870, and recorded In Wayne county in Deed Book No. 49, page 590, granted and conveyed to Apol los D. Schenck. Said parcel of land containing thirty-nine acres and ono hundred and thirty-nine porches. Also all those certain other three lots or parcels of land situate In the township of Cherry Ridge aforesaid bounded and described as follows: The first beginning at a stones corn er on tho line of the old Stryker place and running thenco west for ty and one-half perches to a stones corner by a sugar maple, thence north fifty-one and one-fourth per ches to a corner, thenco sixty-eight perches to tho place of beginning. Containing seven acres and twenty four perches of land be tho same more or less. The second begin ning at a heap of stones In the southwestern corner of tho old Col lins farm In tho township aforesaid, theuco by land late of Jacob Schenck i deceased, south fifty-six rods to a post corner of lands heretofore, con voyed to Caleb D. Schenck and now belonging to the estate of Apollos D. Schenck deceased, thence by said last mentioned land south thirty nine degrees east about 08 rods to a post corner in the lino of lands of Joseph Varcoo, thence by said land of Joseph Varcoo and land of Rich ard Varcoo deceased, east one hun dred and thirty-eight and two tenths rods to a stones corner, corner, thence by land lato of L. Col lins north nineteen degrees west fifty-ono rods to a post corner in a mill pond, thenco by land lato of Lucius Collins and land heretofore conveyed to Joseph Keuron, south seventy-five degrees west elghty-sov-en and one-half rods to a stones thenco by land lato of L. Col rcn and land late of Lucius Collins north thirty-eight degrees west fifty-three and one-half rods to a beech for a corner, thenco north nineteen degrees west thlrty-nino rods to a stones corner In the south , line of the old Collins farm, thence 1 by line of said farm west thlrty-slx 1 rods to the place of beginning, i Containing' fifty-four acres and lit-! ty-threo porches bo tho samo more or less. Saving nnd reserving to Lucius Collins, his heirs nnd assigns the right to have convenient road through tho snld above described land, leading to his saw mill, with the privilege of passing and repass ing to said mill upon said road at their pleasure. Said road to pass through said land along the western shore of the abovo mentioned mill pond. The third parcel beginning at a heap of stones In the corner of L. S. Collins' land and being tho northeast corner of tho old Jacob Schenck farm, thence by land form erly conveyed to A. J. Stryker and now owned by L. S. Collins, Heury Lutus and Eben C. Brown, west eighty-six and two-tenths rods to a public road, thence along the mid dle of said road south five and one half degrees east ten and eight tenths rods south sixteen and one fourth degrees enst thirty-two and eight-tenths rods, south forty-one degrees east eleven and six-tenths rods, south fifty-eight and one-half degrees east eighteen and four tenths rods, south forty-seven and one-half degrees east twenty-four rods, south twenty-six degrees east twenty-two and seven-tenths rods, south forty-one and one-fourth de grees east eighteen and three-fourths rods, south sixteen and one-fourth degrees east twenty-three rods and south twenty-five degrees east ten and eight-tenths rods to a stones corner of lot No. 523 In the allot ment of the Cherry Ridgo tract, thence by said lot No. 523 and land of Lewis T. Collins north one hun dred and forty-three and one-fourth rods to the place of beginning; con taining thirty-nine acres and one hundred and thirty-nine perches bo the same more or less. The last three mentioned and de scribed parcels of land being the same three parcels of land which Theodore Schenck and Louisa Wheat craft, administrators of the estate of Apollos D. Schenck, deceased, at an Orphans' Court Sale on Dec. 7, 1883, conveyed to Warren P. Schenck et al. as administrators of the estate of Isaac R. Schenck, de ceased. The said Isaac R. Schenck having died intestate Jan. 28, 1887, leaving to survive him a widow. Re becca B. Schenck and two children, W. P. Schenck and Giles G. Schenck and the said Rebecca Schenck hav ing since died the solo title to the real estate above described became thereupon vested In tho safd W. P. Schenck nnd Giles G. Schenck. 100 acres of improved land, 1 dwelling house, 2 barns and other outbuild ings. Seized and taken in execution as the property of W. P. Schenck and Giles G. Schenck at tho suit of Homer Greene. No. 73, January Term 1911. Judgment, ?8,000. Greene, Attorney. TAKE NOTICB All bids and costs must be paid on day of sale or deeds will not he acknowledged. M. LEE BRAMAN, Sheriff. Honesdale, Pa., March 24, 1911. SALE IN PARTITION. In Wayne County Common Pleas. In Equity: No. 4 Oct. Term, 1910. Harrison Wood, v John Wood et al. Bill for partition of land In the township of Berlin, county of Wayne, Stato of Pennsylvania, whereof Augustus Wood died seised. By virtue of an order made in the cause above stated, I will sell to tho highest bidder, at the COURT HOUSE, HONESDALE, ON THURSDAY, APRIL 20, 1911, at 2 o'clock p. m., the land aforesaid, described in the bill of complaint as follows viz: Being land conveyed by Ernest Miller and wife to Augustus Wood, by deed dated February 27, 1870, recorded in the office for recording deeds in Wayno County, in Deed Book No. 48, at page 11, and there in described as follows, viz: "All that certain piece or parcel of land, situate in Berlin township, Wayne County, Pennsylvania, bound ed and described as follows, BE GINNING at tho northeast corner of tho tract of land in the warrantee name of Nicholas Kramer as con veyed to Hiram Branning by Wil liam Brannlng et ux., Jonathan Dex ter et ux., and Daniel Dexter et ux., by tholr deeds dated tho 15th day of December, 1852, said deed not being recorded, and in said deed de scribed as follows: "BEGINNING at tho northeast corner of said lot, (a stone corner;) thence north two degrees west along James Ryder's land and other land, 100 rods to a stones corner; thenco south 2 1-2 degrees west 75 5-10 rods to stones corner; thenco south 2 degrees east 10G rods to a stones corner; thenco along the east ex tension line 75 rods to the place of beginning. CONTAINING 50 acres more or less." Report of sale to be made on Mon day, April 24, 1911, at 2 o'clock p. TO. TERMS OF SALE - CASH. Tho purchaser also to pay for the deed, as on sale of land by the sher iff, $3.00. H. WILSON, Master. McCarty, Attorney. Honesdale, March 27, 1911. Ho Took It. Mrs. Stoplato Do you remember when wo were children nnd I used to come and play with you? Miss Terslecp Yes. nnd your mamma never let you stay more than nn hour. Those, wero the happy days! A Would Bo Widow. Ho (who has just proposed) I hope you don't think that I am too old for you? She Oh, not 1 was only won dering if yon wero old enongh. Illus trated Bits. NEW FOR - - AT - - MENNER & COMPANY STORES LATEST CUTS and STYLES in CLOTHS T& III Our long Traveling and Walking Coats are Pretty in Shades and Styles. enraer & Co. New Offerings. i 4 Tho Kind You Have Always Bought, and TrhicU lias been in use for over 30 years, lias borne, tho signature of and has -z- sonal supervision sinco its infancy. 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