THE CITIZEN, WEDNESDAY, APRIL 11!, itili. BEHIND IN HIS S7UCLlv, BOY OF 15 ENDS HIS Li"' "I Could Not Learn Like Olh;rs; Gz: Will Understand," He Wrote. Fallon far behind the playmates will whom lie had entered school ami fear ing lie would be unable to p:ts- i'Vi tbe simple examination required i seventh grade youngsters, Wil.;i' Shlel, fifteen-year-old son of I'ntrli Sblel, a wealthy Chicago contra iin enrpenter, solved the grave prohlcu i education by ending his life with a r volver In his bedroom. A note, scrawled on a bit of wr plug paper, told the story of the Ion i battle with "the three R's." "Father, forgive me," ran the nut "I couldn't got along at school. I fr my best, and I couldn't learn. T other boys and the girls, too, did fii lessons, but they were too much me. Don't blame teacher. "First I bought poison, but I afraid to tal;e It. Father, you fori.' me and ask my playmates to forg mo. I know God will forgive me II. will understand what I have been against. Some day I will meet "'1 and my playmates In heaven. T' maybe I will be happy." NEW YORK STATE CAPI7C Begun In 1E67 and Never Complat $25,000,003 Spent on It. The construction of the New Yv. state capltol building at Albany, wli. was wrecked by fire recently, was ; gun in ISO", and the estimate or fi cost at that time was $4,000,000. Sin then S2.",000,000 has been spent on ii. and It never has been In a state ol completion. The capltol covers three acres of ground. The capltol at Wash ington, covering Ave nnd one-lulit acres, cost only ?11,72.",000. Scandal attended the progress of Hi Htate capltol since the first pick w struck into the ground for its fount' , tion. In 1879. when only ?9.n0O.O n had been spent, charges were n:i'' that much of this sum had been m! applled, and legislative Invostigatitn.' committees were appointed. They ne, er made any direct charges of wrong doing. One of the worst examples of graft In the construction of the building came after the ceiling of the assembly was found to bo cracked in 1SS7. The stone celling was ordered down and a tint ceiling of quartered oak or papier macho set in oaken frames substitut ed. Soon after this took place there were charges of graft and a committee of architects appointed to investigate. It was discovered that In violation of the Inw material changes had been made in the plans of the new ceiling It was to have contained 70S panels, but it actually contained only 300. Pnple" macho In the panels was found to be of nn inferior quality. The cost of t!u new ceiling was $2SS.82S, though fi bid had been only $270,150. Upon th finding the assembly appointed a com mlttee of Its own members to invosh gate, and it found that a number ', contractors and Charles B. Andrews then superintendent of public bul'd ings. bad combined nnd conspired io gelher to procure for repairing t'i celling a price greatly In excess ot the value of the work. Writers un architecture say that the capltol, wit1' its white granite towers, reminds then' of the famous Taj Mahal In India. Tin capltol Is 300 foot north and south hv 100 feet west nnd east. The walls : . 10S feet from the water table, and a:: this Is -worked from solid granite brought from Maine. INSANE MAN SUED FOR BOARD Government Seeks to Collect From Healy, Who Inherited $200,000. Attorneys for the government have Instituted suit in the supreme court of the District of Columbia to recovei $3,900 from Frank Healy, an inmate ol the Government Hospital For the In sane, for 035 weeks' board at the rate of $4.25 a week. TToaly was adjudged Insane and sent to the asylum In 1893. lie was with out funds nnd has been cared for at public expense since that time. Last Christmas his brother died nnd left him $200,000. Ho immediately applied to the local courts to release him from tho asylum on the ground that he had been cured. lie lost his suit Jan. 13. Healy Intends to fight the govern ment's case. He says It's bad enough to be locked up in an lusnne asylum when he might be enjoying his legacy, but to make him pay for staying there Is beyond nil human endurance. SODA FOUNTAINS ON TRAINS. Union Pacific Will Install Them on All Its Dining Cars, Tho Union Pacific railroad will next summer install soda fountains on Its trains. Tho fountains will be placed in tho regular dining cars, which are open to travelers at all hours. All through trains west from Omaha, as well as those on the Kansas branch, will bo equipped. "There Is no reasou why tho demand for Ice cream sodas and other soft drinks should not bo as great on a train as In a city, and tho Union Pa cific proposes to gratify the whims of its passengers," says Assistant Gen eral Passenger Agent Murray. "The wants of tho male passengers are sup plied in the buffet cars, but we are putting tho sodn fountains in especial ly for women nnd children." Big Trade Increase. Trade of the United States with non contiguous territory In 1010 reached n total of over $200,000,000, an increase of roundly 100 per cent over 1003, the first year for which figures are avail able Woman's World Kansas Woman Teaches Journalism In College, Miss badie Mossmnt. Miss Sadie Mossier has been added to the staff of the Kansas Agricultural college at Manhattan as an Instructor In tho department of industrial jour nalism. She was formerly society edi tor of tho Lawrence (Kan.) Journal and Is the first woman In the United States to teach journalism. Miss Mossier is first assistant to Charles J. Dillon, formerly of the Kan sas City Star, who is head of the re cently created department nnd editor of the Industrialist, a paper for fann crs, which is issued by tho depart ment. Miss Mossier is one of the best known newspaper women in Kansas and has been in charge of the Journal when its editor, J. L. Brady, has been attending to his duties as state sena tor. Tho journalism school aims to train Its students to edit country news papers and to teach them to write in telligently of farm affairs. Miss Moss ier has charge of a class in copy read ing and soon is to begin n course of lectures. "Time uud again," says Miss Moss ler, "when I was in charge of the Jour nal I was confronted by tho problem that we were not Interesting our farm er subscribers. I knew that' with a six or eight page paper that was circulat ing largely among farmers there was no good excuse for such n condition. This department is teaching the stu dents how to write in nn interesting manner about tho farm and everything that pertains to It, nnd we hope the re sult will be that Kansas newspapers ultimately will cover news of Interest to farmers as well as they do the news of their own town. "One of our students, who is giving great promise, is going to have a farm dally, a unique idea, but which should be a success. Above all, we are try ing to teach them to write good Eng llsh." Spring Slippers and Pumps. Sure herald of warmer days Is the dainty footwear now displayed In the various shops. Now some of the slip pers certainly are, if not in cut, then in decoration or lining or the shape of the heel. Last summer there appeared in the latter part of the season black satin and velvet slippers with the thinnest of soles. This spring, however, these same slippers will appear with heavy soles, which will surely make tho satin slipper at least rise in popularity, for ns a cool foot covering It cannot be excelled. Tho stage too In n modified form is to bo seen on the liner grade of slip pers, nnd these will be a boon to the woman with large feet, since the very short vamp detracts considerable from tho size of the foot. The one eyelet pump with tho long tongue is shown and Is thought will be a general favorite. Pumps for tbo young girl have here tofore been a problem, for either the heel was very low or she was forced to take the regulation Inch and a half heel, which was generally too high. Now, however, tho manufacturers are turning out patent leather pumps daintily lined with scarlet morocco, with heels about three-quarters of nn Inch in height. Tho flat bow of ribbed silk or leather Is used on these, although some come with ono eyelet, in which case a largo ribbon bow may be tied. Tho colored slippers, blue, purple, etc., onco popular, will bo replaced by tan, black nnd white, and incidentally the white slipper nnd shoo in kid, buckskin and canvas will be much worn during tho coming season. Buying Irish Lace, Queen Mary is now showing her in terest in homo industries in a prac tical fashion, and particularly her de Biro to promote the welfare of the Irish people, by directing tho ntten tion ol tho women of England to the .work done by their sisters in tho Em erald Isle. Her majesty has given n large order for Bomo of tho choicest Irish lace, principally rose point, Carrickmacross and Limerick, including a beautiful court train in Carrickmacross, ap plique and gulpuro. Tho queen has also bought a quan tity of laco and work dono by the St. nelcna government laco school, with which sho is highly pleased and thinks very pretty. Tho St. Helena laco in dustry was started as recently as 1007, in accordanco with a scheme of tho ""no of Empire. Good form i Duties of a Parlor Maid. A parlor maid is expected to take inarge of the parlors and dining room ' nnd lower halls of u houso only. There , Is apt to be a butler or n waitress in ' tho establishments where a parlor i inald Is kept, so the duties of waiting on the table do not come within her province. She is always neatly clad In the morning in a plain light gingham dress, with an apron with shoulder straps, and bib and wears a cap. hi the afternoon she wears a black drew with apron, collar, cuffs and cap. Aft er she rises in the morning she dusts the parlors, halls and all the rooms on tho lower floor. When she has eatcu breakfast she begins the regular work, which is planned a little differently for each household. On one morning she sweeps the par lor, on another tho library, and so on during the week. In tho afternoon the maid must be ready to open the front door if tho butler is dressing or , occupied witli some afternoon work. She may bring In afternoon lea, and in a family where there are children she very often gets their supper and waits on them In their own dining room or at their especial table. 1 If there Is a governess In the fam ily it is tho duty of the parlor maid to see that her meals are properly serv ed. In a small establishment n parlor maid Is usually a waitress also. She I then has charge of the dining room and parlors and all of the lower part of the house, but docs nothing up stairs. She opens tho front door and is expected to be always neatly dress ed and immaculate, so she has her laundry work done for her and has no heavy, rough work to do. She is not expected to wash windows or clean the sidewalks and front steps. Drrssing by System. One of the best dressed women in Paris has a rule that slie follows in choosing her clothes whicli has made her wardrobe the success that It is. Perhaps some girl who Is planning her spring outfit may profit by her sug gestions. Says the clever Frenchwoman: "I buy only four new gowns a year. I get one in the spring, one in the sum mer, another in the autumn and the last In the winter. In these gowns, too, 1 specialize. I let each represent a class. One year I will get a good tailored suit, an evening dress, n fine negligee, perhaps, and so on. Another year I will chooso a morning gown, afternoon frock, a dance dress, and. of course, if necessary, have some re modeling done to last year's ward robes. In this way I have a good toi let for every occasion. "Then I spend tho rest of my al lowance on the smartest and best neckwear, veils, gloves, stockings and otlier little things that I can afford. These dress et ceteras, If they are dainty and smart, count more for ef fect In the long run than fine dresses without them. If you can't have both get plain or conservative suits and dresses nnd add chic and vary their monotony with little things. Hats, veils, neck fixings and gloves have a lot to do with the smartness of one's appearance. An expensive suit with the wrong hat doesn't look half so well as a less costly suit with the right hat." When Husband Comes. Greet him with a smile when he comes home tired out from his day's work. Kiss and net him at other times than when you desire a new dress or more I pin money. Give him more than one hook in the' closet nnd the smallest drawer in tho dresser for his very own. Don't knock his stories just because he has practiced them on you before ho springs them on company. Refrain from hiding his belongings Leave them In the place where he ex pects to find them. Sympathize with him when things havo gone wrong nil day and ho comes home blue. Don't tell him how becomingly Mrs. B. is gowued when ho is striving In every way he knows how to keep his family and his credit good. If ho scrapes cigar ashes on the floor don't net as though he has committed a mortal sin. They keep tho moths out of the carpet. Hatpin Nuisance. It remains. It makes one blush. What Is the matter with some wo men? The safety of one's neighbor is sure ly sacred. Ono may risk one's own life if one desires to. But only those of tho lower orders would risk hurting others. Usually It happens that those who thus offend aro criminally thoughtless and selfish. Occasionally a woman whose whole life is devoted to kind and generous nets thus thoughtlessly errs. Hatpins are easily cut off and sharp ened, and they should bo the right length. Too long points aro as danger ous as they are ugly. As for these protruding points, which are a criminal menace, they aro as ri diculous ns would be a trailing petti coat with a skirt of walking longtb. BARON'S GRANDDAUGHTER. Mrs. Dandridge Spotcwood to Be Prominent at Coronction. MRS. DANDRIDOK BFOTSWOOD. Mrs. Dandridge Spotswood. a S'e York society leader, will take a prom, newt place during the coronation fes tlvities In London In June. Every country on the globe will be represent ed In the Knglish capital ut that time, and many important social events have already been planned. Mrs. Spotswood was Miss Kathetiin von Wolf. She was born in the Unit ed States, though her grandfather wa a baron. She has long been promi nent in London society, having been acquainted with King Edwnrd before as well as after he ascended the throne. One of her prized possessions is a jeweled frog she received from King Edward only a short time be fore his death. Beautiful Girls Shun College. Men for years have praised women college students for their beauty and have taken it for granted there ! something in the college atmosphere that develops vivacity, and attractive ness. But a Wolk'sloy college yir1. who has been graduated liss than e year, rereutly criticised the Jld belief Beautiful girls do not go to college she said, and for the reason they Uimw they have the best chances for m-ir riage. "They weigh the chances of a hupp marriage against the possession of n college degree, and the poor, stupid old degree Is found wanting evor time." she said. "The majoritj ol college girls are those who recogul''.. their lack of attractiveness and wI.m determine, with more than one sigh for the lost illusions, to Ut tbemsolve. to earn their own livelihood. Perhap thls may seem like a severe Indictment of the girls who are so pretty and at tractive to men. but I don't mean ii that way. 1 don't mean at all that lu tellectual aptitude is not to be found among beautiful girls, but ouly that they aro more fortunate in being able to choose what they will do. "Heaven knows If I had been a 'raving beauty' I also should have elected to take my chances on getting married happily in preference to spend lng four years of mental grinding In preparation for an after life of equall arduous work." Newest Thing In Neckwear. It seems that as the seasons come and go the neckwear worn by the fashionable woman becomes more and more elaborate. The jabot shown In the accompanying illustration Is one of the very newest pieces designed to go with tho new spring suits of mo hair which open low, with long revers or a shawl collar finishing the fronts, Irish lace is used to trim this hand some neckpiece, together with very small Irish crochet buttons. While tbe collar is a part of the neckpiece, It can be ripped away and laundered separately. German Bureaucracy. A good story is going tbe rounds ot the French newspapers illustrating tho beauties of bureaucratic govern ment in Germnuy. We are told that in the postolllco department If a clerk wishes n new pencil ho hns to hand in the stump of tbe one that has be come too short to work with. In the particular instance cited n clerk re ceived his now pencil without return ing the end. Before the omission was discovered the clerk was transferred to another office. Just after ho had commenced his duties at his new post he received nn official intimation that he had neglected to hand in his pencil end. By this time It had disappeared, but to prevent bother tbe clerk pur chased a new pencil, cut off a piece about tho length of tbo missing bit and dispatched it to the stationery de partment. Criticising Dad. "An old man in Missouri tried to commit suicide by hauging himself with a blind bridle." said Champ Clark, "nis son cut blm down just In time. "When the son cut him down and brought him to the old man complain ed feebly: "'It ain't right. Henry; you've kept your old father out of heaven.' "'You'd cut a fine figure In heav en looking through n blind bridle, wouldn't you?' retorted the son." Deceitful Man. "Didn't you think that was a beauti ful girl with me today. Arthur?" "What girl, my dearest?" "Why. she was with me when you met un in fnjnt of the church." "Was there a girl there, dear? ) didn't notice. I was looking at you." And then she loved him all the more She Agreed. Splnl;s - What made him so mad? Winks- He told his wife she had no Judgment, and she Just looked him over critically from head to foot and said she was beginning to realize it. Knows Better Now. Teacher Tommy, you should have known better than to fight with that Williams boy. Tommy 1 know, ma'am, but 1 thought I could lick him Hearth and Home. Gave Her Proof. "Do you believe, sir. that the dead ever walk after death?" "No doubt of it. ma'am. I have heard the dead march." Watered. "If you are looking for bargains," said the broker, "I can suit you. I can offer you some stocks at 10 cents a share." "But why are they so cheap?" de manded tho lady shopper. "You see, they have been slightly damaged by water." Washington Her ald KICK. THE Have you a kick coming ? Is there anything that displeases you ? Are you unhappy and need cheering up ? Has any little thing gone wrong ? Tell us your troubles. Let us help you ? For each of the three best kicks each week, The Citizen will give a brand new crisp one dollar bill. Don't kick too long. 50 words to a kick. No limit, however, to the num ber of your kicks. You don't have to be a subscriber to be a kicker. Open to everyone alike, men, women and children, subscribers and non-subscribers. Old and young, rich and poor. Remember two cents a word for tho three best kicks. There must be something you don't like. Kick about it. What good is an editor any way except to fix up the kicks of his read ers? Relieve your mind and get a prize! KICK ! KICK ! KICK I A few suggested subjects at which to kick! Tho weather, of course. Tight fitting shoes. The high cost of living. The hobble skirt and the Harem trousers. High hats on week days. Suffraglsm, etc., etc., etc. The tunnler the better. Several people have askpd us if the flfty-word letters containing kicks have to be signed. How else will we know to whom to award the prizes? Whether In the event of the letter winning a prize and being published, the name of the kicker would appear is another question. Undoubtedly the writer's wishes would be followed on that score. Our Idea of the "Kick Kontest" Includes everything except direct and offensive personali ties. Sit right down now and dash oft fifty words about anything you don't like and want to register a kick against. It won't take you five minutes and you may win a prize. The more original the subject the better chance for a prize. One dollar for less than five minutes work is pretty good pay. Of course you can make your kick as short as you wish. A clevor fifteen word kick may win a prize over a full-length fifty-word one. The shorter the better. For the best kick of ten words or less The Citizen will pay an additional prize of one dollar. Now then, lace up your shoes and let drive! JPROFJESSIONAIj CARDS. Attorncys-nt-Lnw. H WILSON, . ATTORNEY A COUN8ELOR-AT-I.AU . 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Office adjacent to Post Office. Honcsdale, P Dentists. DR. E. T. BROWN, DENTIST. Olllre First floor, old Savings flank build ing, Ilonesdale. Pa. DR. C. R. BRADY, DENTIST, HONESDALE, l'A. OrncE IIotJp.s-8 a. m. to 6 ,i. m. Any evening by appointment Citizens' phone. 33. Residence. No. Hr-X Physicians. PB. PETERSON, M. D. . 1120MAIN STREET, HONESDALE, PA. Eye and Ear a specialty. The tlttingof glass es given careful attention. Livery. LIVERY. I1 red. U. Rickard has re moved his livery establishment from corner Church street to Whitney'o Stone Bam ALL CALLS PROMPTLY ATTENDED TO. FIRST CLASS OUTFITS. 75yl Certified Nurse, MRS. C. M. BONESTEEL, GLEN EYRE, TIKE CO., PA., Certified Nursc.TP. S. N. Telephone-Glen Eyre. lTmoi Advertise in Tho Citizen? EDITOR!!!