I Tile, C1T1UKN. Kill DAY, MARCH 21, 1011. ts:e r:t3.a:TizE3sr Roml-Wcckly Founded jobs; Weekly Founded 184 1. rUHUSIIKD WEI1NBSDAYH AND FRIDAYS BY THK CITIZEN rUBLlBUlNQ CO. KnforM as second-class matter, at the postnlllce. Honesdale. l'n. K. B.UAKDENIIEKUII. 1. II. WITHKUIIKE, J.M. SMEITZEK - - directors: C. II, nonFI.INOER, M. B.ALLEN, II. WILSON.. B, llARDENBEROH, W. W. WOOD Our friends who furor us with contributions, and desire to Jiavc the same returned, should in every case enclose stamps for that purpose. TERMS : ONK YKAK, - $1.(50 TIIItEK MoNTIIH, - !18c. SIX MONTHS, - .75 ONE MONTH, - 13c. Hcmlt by Express Money Order. Draft, Post Office Order or Reg istered letter. Address nil commimicatioiis to The Citizen. ho. Mil Muln street. Honesdale. l'a. All notices of shows, or other entertainments held for the purpoRe of making money or any Items that contain advertising matter will only he admitted to this paper on payment of regular advertising rates. Notice of entertainments for the benefit of churches or for charitable purposes where a fee Is charged, will be published at half rates. (Jxrds of thanks, memorial poetry and resolutions of respect will also bp charged for ut the rate of a cent a word. The policy of the The Citizen is to print the local news in an interesting manner, to summarize the news of the world at large, to fight for the right as this paper sees the right, without fear or favor to the end that it may serve thebest interests of its readers and the welfare of the county. FRIDAY, MAItCH 21, A New York man who died recently left ?GO,000 to a person who hnd been kind to him during his Ill ness. Thus we see that sometimes "little deeds of kindness" are more than their own reward. A Plttsburger has been rendered speechless as the result of being struck on the head with a rolling pin in the hands of an Irate wife. A rolling stone gathers no moss but a rolling pin does wonders. Men may be made to grow to certain new discovery is adopted, York World. Perhaps, but women the pattern as heretofore. "OOMiKGK MEN AGAIN" AND, LET US HOPE, FOREVER! It is seldom that a young man is not happy. If he is unhappy there is something the matter with him and he should see a doctor. College men generally retain their youth longer than those who did not have the advantage of a college education. To our mind, that is the greatest benefit a college course can be stow, far, far greater than the mere book learning he receives. A happy man smiles. A college man who is hap py, tries to make others smile, without giving offense. In this weary world, there is enough unhapplness, Heaven knows, without anyone deliberately setting out to create more. If a slang word, or a silly, nonsensi cal phrase can brighten up one second of the day, it has not been spoken or written In vain. We like to laugh. We like to see others laugh. Some day, perhaps, the deadly seriousness of life may freeze the smile upon our lips. Our youth and life and laughter may be "knocked out of us." We sincerely hope it will not. Dut if it does, we shall be sad indeed, for then we shall know that we are getting old and silly In another sense and we shall go out of our way to thank the silly young college man who tries to make us laugh and thus bring hack our lost and happy youth. Vive la jeunesso!!! THE "POPULAR" MAGAZINES, THE POST.MASTEIt AND THE PUIUilC. Now that the heart-rending cries for help from the magazines have softened to a more natural tone, and tho excitement of the controversy has somewhat sub sided, It is possible to review tho situation with tho calm impartiality of the seeker after the plain unvar nished truth. Without going into a detailed account of statis tics, one fnct stands out above the whole mass and maze of figures quoted on each side of the question, and that is the bald uncompromising fact of the postal deficit. This deficit is estimated at $0,000,000. There are no arguments against this fact and the accuracy of the statement cannot be gainsaid. So, then, the only, and, judging from the amount of vociferous protest raised, the difficult question to be answered is, "What causes this deficit?" Let us see. During tho fiscal year 1910, the third class of postal matter was practically self-sustaining; tho first and fourth class matter produced a large reve nue; and on the carriage of the second class matter there was a loss of $02,000,000. No one will attempt to say that these figures, are not accurate. They are the figures given by the re port which shows the cost of running the Postal De partment of the country. Deducting tho earnings of the three other classes of mall matter from the $02, 000,000 loss Incurred by the second class matter there Is left that deficit mentioned above. Ib it to bo marvelled at, that finding an annual defi cit in his department, the Postmaster General should recommend a means of wiping it out? Is It not the practice of practical business men all over the country whenever and wherever they find a leak in their busi ness to stop It up as quickly as possible? Mr. Hitchcock has found a leak in his department and a leak of considerable size. He has traced it to its source and found that the leak Is made by the carriage of second-class mall matter regardless of what constitutes that class of matter. What does he do? Simply what every good business man would do In his place recommend a means of stopping the leak. Now It happens that the second class matter is largely composed of magazines. It also happens that It costs the government 9 cents a pound to carry these magazines and deliver them at the door of (he public at large. And further it happens that a law thirty years old and still 'effective makes the rate charged for carrying second-class matter or better, the maga zines ONE cent a pound. The simple rule of two and two shows that the loss to the government Is EIGHT cents a pound. Ob viously there is only one thing to do and that Is to repeal that old defective law and pass a now law which will regulate this enormous annual loss and this Mr. Hitchcock, with tho added support of Presi dent Taft, has done. The Postmaster General has ascertained that tho deficit may be greatly, if not wholly, cut down by charg ing the magazines a rate of one cent a pound for the first 4,000 pounds; that the reading matter and the ad vertising matter be weighed separately and the weight of tho reading mattor abovo 4,000 pounds CONTINUE at the rate of one cent a pound but the advertising, from which the magazines derive their enormous profits at tho expense of tho public and tho government, shall bo charged a rate of 4 cents a pound. In our opinion this seems to bo an eminently fair proposition. Why should tho Government be forced to shoulder tho load and from its profits on the revenue derived from the carrying of first and fourth class postnl matter pay tho money into the pockets of tho magazine publishers? We use the word "Government" but as a matter of fact it is tho people who pay the profits in the end. There is no doubt but that letters can be carried for one cent Instead of two, and still allow of a fair margin of profit to tho Government. As has been pointed out, the $62,000,000 loss in the carriage of second-class matter or magazines tho terms are near ly synonymous is decreased to a large extent by the profits on the carriage of first-class matter or letters. Taking these facts into consideration, it can be easily seen that every time you put a two cent stamp on a letter that could be carried for one cent, you pay the second penny to the magazine publishers. This Is not fair, it is not right, it ought to be changed. Mr. PJtKSIDKNT MANAGING EDITOR ASSOCIATE KDITOIt Of course If of the publishers. 1011. margin of profit will be taken away pie, and placed on azines where it Mr. Hitchcock with great care any pattern when a headlines the New will continue to cut the Postmaster the command of that the strings been and will be to become a law. publishers could framers of this way you look at It, new act be made a men who are most Hitchcock has devised a means of changing it. That means ought to be tried. it is tried It will cut down the profits Wherefore the howl that has been raised against It. Dut It will not wipe those profits out, if tho statements of the publishers In regard to the revenue they derive from their advertising pages are true. Those pages will still produce a comfortable and the burden of the annual loss from the Government and the peo the revenue-producing pages of mag belongs. studied the matter of postal rates before ho recommended thnt the ad vertlslng pages of the magazines be taxed more nearly in accordance with the service they obtained. The storm of protest against this recommendation by the publishers shows how close to the core of the question General has come. Every means at the publishers, and It Is well known they can pull are strong Indeed, has used to prevent tho act now pending Mr. Hitchcock and the President of the United States have been accused of everything that the magazine think of to accuse them. It has been said that tho new law is to have the effect of driving those magazines known as the "muckrakers" out of business entirely and It is because of the fact that the new act are afraid of just such maga zines that tills new law has been drafted. These state ments of the publishers have done more to hurt their side of the argument than any other one thing, because no one in their proper senses imagines for one moment that either the President or the Postmaster General is actuated by improper motives or is prompted by politi cal considerations. The analogy of the business man holds good, any- and the recommendation that the law is clearly a proof that the two responsible for the attempt to stop this enormous leak each year are good business men and are merely trying to do their duty as they see it. To them and to the people who hold them responsible, that duty moans to check abuse wherever It Is found. Surely it is an abuse of the postaf service that maga zines are now carried for one cent a pound when in reality they cost the government nine. This abuse ought to be remedied and to our mind the recommenda tion of tho Postmaster General is the most effective means of so doing. Let us hope that Congress will not be bulldozed into discarding tho proposed amend ment and that the magazines shall hereafter pay their way. e TWO DILLS OK REPRESENTATIVE JACKSON. Until about two years ago, tho State of Penn sylvania paid for the whole care of the criminal insane excepting the amount of $1.75 per week, which sum was chargeable to the township where such insane person had a residence. By a decision of the Attorney General, however, since that time the townships have been obliged to pay the sum of $4,25 a week for the maintenance of such insane persons and this expense has borne heavily upon some of the townships of Wayne county and it seems fair that thero should be no distinction made between the keeping of the criminal insane and any other insane. A bill to make the State pay for the care of tho criminal Insane just the same as it pays for all the other Indigent Insane has been Introduced by Mr. Jackson in the Legislature, as follows, and we trust it will pass. "An Act relating to the maintenance of certain classes of patients in State hospitals for tho Insane. Be it enacted, etc., That when any lunatic has been or shall hereafter bo committed to a State hospi tal for tho insane, upon an acquittal of any crime on the ground of insanity, or upon arraignment being found Insane, or upon it being adjudged a suitable case for confinement, and such lunatic is a menace upon any county or poor district, the cost of his or her maintenance in such hospital shall be paid by the State and by such cqunty or poor district, In the same pro portions as now are or hereafter may be fixed by law for paying the cost of the maintenance of the Indigent insane. An Act to authorize tho payment by boroughs and townships of compensation to firemen for Injuries sus tained In protecting property from fire. Be It enacted, etc., That whenever there shall be an organized association of volunteer firemen In any borough or township within this Commonwealth, tho chief burgess and town council of such borough, the commissioners of such township of the first class, and the supervisors of such township of the second class, shall have full authority to contract with such associa tion for the payment, by such borough or township, of compensation for all Injuries, whether fatal or other wise, that may be sustained by any member of such association while engaged in the work of extinguish ing, or endeavoring to extinguish, fire In or about any building in such borough or township, or In protect ing or endeavoring to protect any property In such bor ough or township from Injury by fire; and such bor ough or township shall be liable by law, to the per son so Injured, for the compensation thus contracted for, and shall bo paid from the borough or township treasury, as other liabilities of such borough or town ship are paid." The above is an Act referred to In an editorial In The Citizen dated March 15, concerning compensation of firemen and was Introduced Into the Legislature by Representative Jackson. It will apply especially to Honesdale Borough and Texas Township where volun teer Are companies are maintained, and again, we as sert that we are strongly in favor of tho bill and we hope It will pass. - PEOPLE'S FORUM Editor Tho Citizen: - Your article on "Get Rich Quick" schemes in The Citizen of March 22, 1911, Is most opportune and wise, Largo sums of money have been ' at from Wayne county for various - sen so-called ir; nhnmW. anil! money enoUKh Invested In stocks and I bonds To? wUd cat mining schemes! and many other ventures with prom iso of largo returns, about which ab solutely nothing Is known only what may be gathered from the statement of the promoter or the traveling agent selling the stocks and bonds. It would be difficult to estimate the amount of money that has been lost In sucli enterprises during the past twenty-five years but it would reach very large proportions and be enough certainly to build many homes in our county and to provide money for many a bank account. The first principle of Investment Is security; the second, the rate of Interest. So many people in this world look first to the Interest with out regurd to the security of the principal. In their desire to get large interest they lose sight entire ly of the principal and of its possible loss. Your article ought to be read by every saving man and woman in Wayne county. A FORMER INVESTOR. Editor's Note: Tho Citizen does not hold Itself responsible for any of tho personal opinions which appear In this column THE PRICE OF SUCCESS. Editor of Tho Citizen: There Is but one method of at taining excellence and that is hard labor. The mottoes of great men often give us glimpses of the secret of their characters and success. "Work! Work! Work!" was the mot to of Sir Joshua Reynolds, Daniel Wilkle, and scores of other men who have left their marks upon the world. Voltaire's motto was "Tou- jouis au travail" (always at work). Scott's maxim was "Never be doing nothing." Michael Angelo was a wonderful worker. He even slept in his clothes, ready to spring to his work as soon as he awoke. He kept a block of marble In his bedroom that he might get up- in the night and work when he could not sleep His favorite device was an old man In a go-cart with an hour-glass upon it bearing this inscription: "Ancora imparo" (still I'm learning). Even after he was blind ho would ask to be wheeled Into the Belvedere, to examine the statues with his hands. Daniel Webster said: "I have work ed for more than 12 hours a day for fifty years." Charles James Fox became a great orator, yet few peo ple outside of his personal friends had any Idea of how he struggled to perfect himself in the "art of all arts." He never let an opportunity lor speaking or self-culture pass un improved. Henry Clay could have been found almost dally for years in some old Virginia barn, declaiming to the cattle for an audience. He said: "Never let a day go by with out exercising your power of speech." Caesar controlled men by exciting their fear; Cicero by captivating their affections and swaying their passions. The Inlluence of one per ished with its author; that of the other continues to this day. Beech er used to practice speaking for years In the woods and pastures. "Work or starve," Is nature's mot to, and it is written on tho stars and the sod alike, starve mental ly, starve morally, starve physically. It is an inexorable law of nature that whatever is not used, dies. "Nothing for nothing," is her max im. If wo are idle and shiftless by chance, wo shall be nerveless and powerless by necessity. Wo are tho sum of our endeavors. Our reward is In the race we run, not In the prize. A Southern student at An dover bought some wood, and went to Professor Stuart to learn whom he could get to saw it. "I am out of a job of that kind," said Mr. Stu art; "I will saw it myself." Do not choose your life-work solely for the money that you can make by It; rathor choose your life-work for the good that you can put into it with tho realization that you aro endow ing yourself with the higher intelli gence which fits all men for the everlasting existence beyond the grave. The Creator might have giv en us our bread ready-made. He might have kept us In luxurious Eden forever; but he had a grander and nobler end in view when he created man, than the mere satisfac tion of his animal appetite and pas sions. There was a Divinity within man which the luxuries of Eden could never develop. There was an inestimable blessing in that curse which drove him from the garden, and compelled him forever to earn his bread by the sweat of his brow. It was not without significance that the Creator concealed our highest happiness and greatest good beneath the sternest difficulties, and made their attainment conditional upon a struggle for, existence. Our motive power is always found in what wo lack. Never feel above your busi ness. All legitimate occupations are respectable. The ploughman may be a Clnclnnatus, or a Washington, or he may bo a brother to the clod he turns. "Laboremus" (we must work) was the last word of tho dying Emperor Severus, as his soldiers gathered around him. "Labor," "achievement," was tho great Roman motto, and the secret of her conquest of the world, Tho greatest generals returned from their triumphs to the plough. Agri culture was held in great esteem, and it was considered tho highest com pliment to call a Roman a great agriculturist.- Many of their family names were derived from agricultur al terms, as Cicero from "Clcer," a chick pea, and Fabeus from "Jaba," a bean, etc. The rural tribes held the foremost ranks In the early days of the Empire. City people were regarded as the Indolent, nerveless race. Rome was a mighty nation while Industry led her people, but when her great conquest of wealth and slaves placed her citizens above the necessity of labor, that moment! hnr clorv heernn tn farto; vten nnil corruption, Induced by idleness. doomed the proud city to an igno - mlnous history. Cicero, Ilome's j great orator and statesman, said: "All citizens are engaged in a dls-1 graceful occupation": and Aristotle. a stranger to unristlnn pnilosoptiy, said: "The best regulated cities will not iiormlt n. mwhnntp tn Im n. nitl- not permii a mecnamc lo ue a cm zen, for It is Impossible for one who leads the life of a mechanic, or hired servant . to practice a life of virtue. Some were born slaves." Dut tunately, there came ONE mightier than Home, Cicero or Aristotle. nr nnon in n wn l ii nan r inn n n nvn t i r i ,i TC n" ?rm in&'r" and redeemed it from disgrace. Ho ' gives significance to labor and dig- nity" to the most monlal service, i Christ did not say: "Come unto me, ' all ye pleasure-hunters, ye indol ent, ye lazy"; but, "Come all ye that labor and are heavy laden." A noble manhood or womanhood will lift any legitimate man In this un stable equilibrium lest the satisfac tion from tho possession of that which he struggled so hard to get rob him of his ambitions for new conquests. Tho struggle to obtain is the great gymnasium of the race. Labor Is the school-master of the race. It Is the grand drill In life's army, without which we aro only confused and powerless when called Into action. What a teacher indus try is! It calls us away from con ventional Instructions, books, and theories and brings us into the world's great school into actual contact with men and with things. I The perpetual attrition of mind up on mind rasps off the rough edges of unpractical life and gives polish to character. It teaches patience, per severance, forbearance, and applica tion. It teaches method and sys tem, by compelling us to crowd the most possible Into every day and hour. Industry Is a perpetual call upon the judgment, the power of quick decision; it makes ready men, practical men. "Why my Lord, said an English clergyman to tho Bishop of Litchfield, "it Is tho easi est thing In the world to preach. Why, I choose my text after I go into the pulpit, and then go on and preach a sermon, and think nothing of it." "Ah, yes," said tho Bishop, "that agrees exactly with what I hear your people say, for they hear the sermon and they, too, think noth ing of It." They all long for success but they want It at a discount. The "one price" for all is too high. They covet the golden round in the lad der, but they do not like to climb the difficult steps by which alone It can be reached. They long for vic tory, but shrink from the fight. They are forever looking for soft places and smooth surfaces where there will be the least resistance, forgetting that the very friction which retards tho train upon tho tracks, and counteracts a fourth of all the engine's power is essential to its locomotion. Grease the track and though the engine puffs and the wheels revolve, the train will not move an inch. Work is difficult in proportion as tho end to be attained Is high nnd noble. God has put the highest price on the greatest worth. If a man would reach the highest suc cess ho muspay the price himself. No titled pedigree, no money inherit ed from ancestors with long bank accounts, can be given in exchange for this commodity. He must bo self-made or never made. EDW. W. MORRISON. South Canaan, Pa. Hints To Gasoline Engine Users- Money Saving In Fuel. Editor The Citizen: There aro many of the farmers us- ing gasoline engines for a great many uses and some of them no doubt would like to run them as sav ing as possible. We have a -horse power engine and 'after running awhile on gasoline, using five gallons a day, wo tried kerosene and did more work on three gallons, running a thresher at the rate of 40 bushels per hour. Fuel Is cheaper and as there Is plenty of lubricant In kero sene the oil cup at top of cylinder can be shut olf, saving considerable lubricant. In starting, vvo prime the carburetor with gasoline and on very cold mornings when starting we remove spark plug, put three or four teaspoonsful of gasoline In cylinder and light with match. This warms the cylinder and makes the oil fire very easy when ready to start. Be sure all lost motion on piston, is taken up and bearings kept well oiled. In case of a hollow sound ing explosion cut off some of tho air or increase the oil. We find in using kerosene that needle valve can be shut for further and more air used giving greater power with less fuel. Tho gasoline engine is a great boon to farmers for grinding feed, saw ing wood, threshing and such pur poses and a small one for pumping water, churning, washing and sep arating, makes a farmer's wife feel happy. Some may ask why don't the automobiles use kerosene? The rea son is that there are more fumes and the fumes are very dense, but the farmer can nearly always sot up out-aoors or run his exhaust out doors while so many autos running in me city streets would choke tho already impure air of the city. F. S. KEENE Thero Is more Catarrh In this sec tion of the country than all other diseases put together, and until the last few years was supposed to be incurable. For a great many years doctors pronounced It a local disease and prsiurlbed local remedies, and by constantly failing to cure with local treatment, pronounced It incurable. Science has proven catarrh to be a constitutional disease and therefore requires constitutional treatment Hall's Catarrh Cure, manufactured by F. J. Cheney & Co., Toledo, Ohio, Is the only constitutional cure on the market. It Is taken Internally in doses from 10 drops to a teaspoonful. It acts directly on the blood and muc ous surfaces of the system. They offer one hundred dollars for any case It falls to cure. Send for circulars and testimonials. Address: F. J. CHENEY & CO. ioi I ooia ny uruggisis. CiC. Tnke Hall's Family Pills for con- ' stlpatiou. " . V- EDITOR'S CORNER u'e act a tot of tun out of this column. We want you to enjoy it also. Primarily it it tun (nrpour amutcment. It anything appear! hat w ,Cch offemts pou tn any uy whatsoever, drop . vostat or vnhone us i d,i , Vrr,rt AWnnal. oqu will appear in the next issue of the paper. l'$J$$'k to hurt anybody', feeling for-M;7,V ' ', to do B ra73Wi'S2S, vour day; and if but one single item brings " "" ' it wa, not written tn vain. Our Idea of nothing to be sure of "VL "f,, 2'a,s what Is your ,(lea? come at last. If ye editor cannot keep his trousers pressed but half the time, why is George Dapper? If C. C. Jadwln can place 11 boxes of pills in a row three inches high by 7 inches wide, how muck can William Peil? If Mary Butler started to cros the railroad tracks when an ex press (?) was coming would Jef ferson Warner? Several people have asked us If the fifty-word letters confining "kicks" have to be signed? How else will we know to whom to award the prize? Whether, in the event of the letter winning a prize and being published, the name of the "kicker" would appear is another question. Undoubtedly tho writer's wishes would be followed on that score. Our Idea of the "Kick Kontest" Includes everything except direct personalis ties. Sit right down and dash off fifty words about anything you don't like. It will take you probably five minutes and you may win a prize. One slmoleun for five minutes pleas ure work for everybody likes to kick Is pretty good pay. Of cours you can make your kick as short an you wish. A clever fifteen-word kick may win a prize over a full length fifty-word one. The shorter tho bet ter. For the best kick of ten words or less thero will be an additional prize of $1. Now then, lace up your shoes and let drive. PRESS NOTES Ohio newspaper woman tells why country editors are poor, runs a headline in the American Press. Superfluous information. We would rather get a hazy idea of how to b rich. Jfi The second column of the front page of Wednesday's. New York Sun contained tho ' following headlines: "Women Vote In Milwaukee," "Women- to Reform Town," "Women Win in Sea Cliff," Women Vote on Treat ing," "Women's Candidate Loses." Mr. Bok had better look to his lau rels. Tho Spring tailored Ladies Suit at Menner & Co.'s store are latest models. 19eol6 In Tho Recorder's Olllce. Barbara Stegner to Joseph Leng hans, property In Texas township, $700. Emolie Nell of Palmyra to William L. Nell, property at Hawley. Osmer Nield to Charles F. Bul lock, property on Stanton street, Texas township, $1450. Julia A. Decker to Tracy H. Smith, land in Damascus, $1200. Olive L. Roberts of Liberty, N. Y to Harry R. Townsend of .Man chester, land in that township, $2200. Viggo Grumsen and Henry Diffene of New York to James Butler of Moosic, 10C acres in Paupack, $5, 500. Thomas Simpson to Arthur H. Simpson, 70 acres In Dreher, $400. Wayno County Savings Bank to John A. Monaghan of Preston, 50 acres In Mt. Pleasant, $525. Juliette Arnold to Mortimore Ar nold, 110 acres in South Canaan township. Juliette Arnold to Blancho Arnold of Carbondale, 152 acres In South Canaan. Mary L. Curtis, Deposit, N. Y to Eliza E. Wright of Susquehanna, land in ocott, $900. William C. Knapp, Hawley, to B. H. Gilpin, property at Hawley. William Ebert to Henry Teeplo, 55 acres In Manchester, $900. Gilbert Conklln of Damascus, to Emma L. Tyler, Abbott, 70 acres In Damascus, $1,800. 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