THE CITIZEN, FRIDAY, MAP.CH it, 1011. - SEVEN DAYS IN WAYNE - CALKINS. I Special to THE CITIZEN. Labor GraiiHo Number tOUfl. CALKINS, I'll., March li. Our members are doing some bustling. Since the beginning of the new year wo have taken In fourteen new mem bers and have two applications on fllo. We nre going to try nnd hold tho banner another quarter. On Saturday evening, February 25, a Jolly slelghload of Welcome Grnngors composed of the following, Mr. and Mrs. William Garrett, Mr. nnd Mrs. H. n. Mltchel, H. J. Beem er, Wm. Hicks, Fred Hartman Misses Martha Beemer, Anna Hart man, Clntha Hicks, spent the even ing with our Grange. Brother C. H. Allen very ably recited the "Editor's Desk," which was received with great applause. Much credit Is due our Worthy Lecturer for the arrangements of the literary programmes. LOOKOUT. Special to THE CITIZEN. LOOKOUT, Pa., March 2.--Mr. and Mrs. F. W. Clauson, Honesdale, spent Saturday night and Sunday at E. Teeplo's. C. I. Hopkins and family, Riley vllle, spent Sunday at Grant Ilaw ley's. Mrs. Jesse Hathoway is quite sick of erysipelas. Mrs. II. W. Toms was severely In jured, Friday, by being kicked by a horse. STEENE. Special to THE CITIZEN. STEENE, 1'n., March 2. Richard Cllft is the boss sheep raiser of this section. At this writing from ten ewes he has twenty-one lamb3, all in a thriving condition. lie has a standing offer of seven dollars per head by the middle of June. Butch er Arthur has tho first refusal If the 1'obollnU doesn't go Into tho busi ness. The scribe noticed an urticle In the Wayne County Herald where thirty- seven loads of props were unloaded dally at Prompton but nothing snid of who was engineering and getting tho timber from the woods to the railroad. For the last two weeks, HIchard Cllft has been handling from 15 to 20 of the loads mentioned. Methinks that Lumberman Hollen hack will finish filling the bill as Ms men and teams are kept on the move. Airs. John Short is slowly improv ing from her recent illness. Mrs. William Cole is on tho gain Michael Fary Is now able to cat pancakes again. It is rumored that bids are out for the erection of the large wholesale store hero. After a few days' illness, Lumber man Hollenback Is on duty again. Tho excelsior factory at Prompton is again on the retired list. Gaylon Perry, Carboridale, was a visitor at Steene Sunday. One of Richard Cliffs four-year-old colts is laid up with a sprained ankle. Captain Charles Baker and wife, Waymart, spent Sunday with the lat tor's sister, Mrs. Ira Ball, at Hones dale. Mrs. Amos Hurd and son, Loyal, Seelyvllle, visited her son, Joseph, at the Hubbard and McMullen stock 'arm Sunday. Mrs. John Thompson, Bethany, Is a visitor at Steene, Mrs. ,1. E. Haley returned home Sunday after visiting two weeks at Carbondale. WAYMART. Spiwlal to THE CITIZEN. WAYMART, Pa., March 2 The Protonlan Literary Society will ren der tho following program on March 10: Song by school, "The Homestead"; recitation, Alice Hileman; piano solo, Irma Wonnacott; dialogue, primary room; solo, Percy .Minor; song by quartette, Leroy Hooper, Isaac Bent ham, Percy Minor, Prof. Wntklns; piano solo, Beulah Edwards; news, Rebah Fielding; duet, Edith and Neil Keen; recitation, Jennie M. Smith; dialogue, Intermediate room; song, Lang Bros.; piano duet, Mrs. Lang and Miss Bullock; song, J. Stevenson and J. Doyle; song by school, "Good Night." Mr. and Mrs. James Miller, Hones dale, called on friends in town, Sunday. The entertainment given by Jesse Pugh and Company on February 22, was thoroughly enjoyed by all. Perry Saunders, Clinton, has pur chased the property of Hiram Inch. Roy Grlfllths spent Sunday with his parents in Carbondale. STERLING. Spccia' to THE CITIZEN. STERLING, Pa., Match 2. Geo. Robackor has had a very serious time with pneumonia, but It Is now thought that there is a fair chance for his recovery. We nre sorry to say that John Robackor now lias the pneumonia and Dr. Simons is In attendance. Last Friday evening Mrs. S. N. Cross, accompanied by her . son, George, went to Wllkes-Barre, to visit Mrs. Evans and both returned Sunday evening, George spent his time with his brother Floyd at Wyo ming Seminary. Lowell Cross has been sick for the past week but Is Improving, The Sterling Grange expected the new Greentown Grange to visit them last Wednesday evening, but were disappointed. However cake and coffee were served and they had a little extra program, and so enjoyed themselves. Last week, Rev. W. E. Webster married Anna E. Barnes, South Sterling, and Ray F. Marthens, Pitts burg. Tho ceromony took place at the parsonage. Mrs. J. A. Stevens, Lockwood, N, Y., Is a guest at tho parsonage Mrs. Abner Neville Is on the sick list. WHAT THE FOLKS IN Last, week was a cood time for slelghrldlng, and the following schools Improved It: Miss Margaret Howe, Holllstervllle; Miss Letha Barnes, West Sterling, and Miss Mary Cross, Jericho. On tho evening of February 24, a number of .Miss Mablo Musgrovo's young friends made her a very pleasant surprise, It being her seven teenth birthday. Mrs. Jacob Gillner, Scranton, Is a guest at P. W. Glllner's. For about a year and a half Al fred Bortree has been living at White River Forks, Vt., but was called to see his mother who is liv ing at Stroudsburg and has had a stroke. Alfred Is now calling on his old friends In this section. A. B. Wllllanis was "off his feed" last week, but Is around again. Floyd Neville is trying to run an old steam saw mill but finds It very expensive cutting staples, wire nails and Iron. But such sometimes ap pears to be the luck. SOUTH CANAAN. Special to THE CITIZEN. SOUTH CANAAN, 1'n., March 2. Harry Frlsble Is recovering rapid ly from his recent attack of typhoid fever. He is under the care of Dr. Bangs. .Mrs. A. B. Stevens and daughter, Edna, were the guests of Drs. Ed ward and Sarah Bangs for a few days. Mrs. II. L. Butler Is doing nicely under the care of Dr. A. B. Thomp son at his hospital In Scranton. Mrs. Enoch Swingle is visiting her granddaughter, Ethel Lockwood, at Waymart, for a few days. Mrs. Sarah Kimble ha3 been the guest of her sister, Mrs. H. L. But ler, for a few days. Mr. and Mrs. Seth Held are con fined to their home by sickness. Miss Charlotte Reld, their daughter, is taking care of them. Quite a good many farmers have commenced sugar-making. EAST BEACH LAKE. Special to THE CITIZEN. FAST REACH LAKE, I'n., March' 2. Mr. and Mrs. Wesley Van Wert went to Buffalo, N. Y., last Monday to see the former's sister who is very sick. Their daughter, Mabel, Peck vllle, Is keeping house for them. Mrs. Karslako, Honesdalc, is visit ing her sister, Mrs. W. P. Downing. The wood bee which was held for Philip Knoll last Thursday was well attended and a lot of wood was haul ed. A box social will be held at the homo of W. P. Downing Friday evening, Mnrch 3. Proceeds for pas tor's salary. Then on Friday even ing, March 17, a Bazaar will be hold at the Beach Lake House for the Sunday school. Come and bring your mends with you. Howard Rollison is assisting Sid ney Woodley with his work. PLEASANT MOUNT. Special to THE CITIZEN. PLEASANT MOUNT, Pa., March 2 Dr. S. B. Spencer and family spent Sunday at R. T. Tiffany's. Miss Ella BIgelow, Garteen, Is visiting friends in town. W. R. O'Neill spent Saturday and Sunday In Carbondale. Mrs. Peter Murphy, who has been sick, is gaining slowly. J. J. O'Neill has returned home from a ten days' stay in New York city. Mr. and Mrs. Bates, Aldenville, spent Sunday at C. H. Eade's. Mrs. S. B. Sergeant, Garteen, vis ited her daughter, Mrs. T. F. McClel land, recently. Mrs. John McCusker Is seriously 111 at her home near Poyntolle. Miss Catherine O'Hara, who has been under the doctor's care for some time, Is improving. W. H. Kennedy was a recent visi tor in Scranton. Mr. and Mrs. J. M. Spencer were in Honesdalo Monday. R. F. Mumford, Scranton, spent Sunday with his family here. CEN TERVILLE. Special to THE CITIZEN. CENTKRV1LLE, 1'n., March 2 There was a surprise party at T. J. Garrlety's, Wednesday evening, Feb ruary 22. Quite a number of people from this place and from Hub at tended it. Nettie G. Kimble has gone to Ariel to work for Mrs. P. T. Howe. Mrs. Royal Fowler and son, Carl, Hawley, are visiting at Mr. and Mrs. J. F. Walker's. John and Nettle Kimble, Elizabeth Garrity, and Elmer Reld, attended the show at Hamlin, Friday night. Suzle, Milton, Margaret and Frank Marshnll, Elizabeth and Wil liam Garrity visited at Mrs. S. H. Reld's Sunday night. A very enjoyable envlng was spent at the home of Mr. and Mrs. S. H. Reld's, Monday night, February 27. Dancing was enjoyed by all until the early hours of the morning, nfter which cake and coffee wore served. Music was furnished by Jas. O'Con nor, Ledgedale. All returned homo thanking1 Mr. and Mrs. Reld for the ood time they had. A number from Hamlin, Arlol, Ledgedale, Hub and Centervllle attended. Anna Walker, Hawley, recently visited her parents, Mr. and Mrs. J. F. Walker. SIKO- Special to THE CITIZEN. SIKO, Pa., February 28. Wo are having fine weather, but the sleigh ing is going fast. George Heller, wife and two chil dren, Lenn and Martha, Honesdale, spent Sunday at tho homo of John Heller. Mrs. S. Pulls Is not gaining In health as fast as her many friends would like. Mrs. D. Kimble Is very poorly. Nat Bolkcom Is wearing a smile that won't come off It's a girl. The THE SHIRE ARE DOING. mother was formerly Miss Phoebe RIdd. Friend Seeley and mother, Dy berry, called on Mr. and Mrs. John Heller, Sunday afternoon. John Burke and wife, who are traveling through tho country with a moving picture show, stopped at Asa Kimble s hall, Dyberry, last week. His show was fine. He sold medicine and soap and gave away presents every night. The last night a baby's diamond ring and lady's silver set was given away. Wesley Bates baby won tho ring and Julls Dunn's little girl won the ' lady's prize. Wo hope to see Mr. and Mrs. Burke hero again next year. Murvlngton and Cecil Heller are recovering from severe colds. Clinton Conklln spent Friday In Carbondale. HAWLEY. Special to THE CITIZEN. HAWLEY, Pa., March .2 Mr. and Mrs. M. Down, Tafton, attended services In the M. E. church, Sun day morning. Mrs. Conrad Krause is visiting in Port Jervls. Harry J. Atkinson has returned from Virginia much Improved in health. Mrs. Lyons, of the Glass Row, has been with her daughter In Scranton, for a brief sojourn. Mrs. George Lobb attended the " Martha " at Honesdale last week. Mrs. Sarah Kimble, who has been caring for her sister's home at Grav ity, while the latter Is In a Scranton hospital for medical treatment, was called here Monday morning by the death of her little granddaughter, Evelyn Kimble. This bright nnd lov able little one, only child of Clarence and Augusta Kimble, was stricken with a fatal malady on Wednesday, February 22, which baffled the skill of the attending physician, and after much suffering tho end came. She will be greatly missed in the home where her presence was like a ray of sunshine, the pride of fond parents and relatives who have the sympathy of all in their bereavement. She was nearly three years old. Baby Evelyn has gone from the cares and vicis situdes of this life and the angel of love has placed on her brow a wreath of celestial blessedness. The funer al' was held Wednesday at 2 p. m.'ln tho homo on Church street, Rev. B, P. Ripley officiating. Burial in Wal nut Grove cemetery. The most unique yet ridiculous costumes that ever adorned the per son of dancers In this town was look ed upon by a largo crowd of people at the masquerade ball In Maenner- chor Hall on Monday night. Two loads from Honesdale were In at tendance; also many from White Mills. Three prizes were offered for tho best disguised. Lucy Miller, White Mills, who represented "Red Riding Hood," carried off llrst prize, consisting of a cut glass bowl. Chris. Knesel, by being robed as "George Washington" won second prize, a ciit glass sugar and cream. Margaret Beyer, who represented a farmer's wife, won a nappy which was third prize. N. B. Spencer, Honesdalo, was In town Friday. Miss Helene and Frances Purd Seelyvllle, spent Saturday and Sun dny with their cousin, Miss Frances Guinn. The saw mill owned and operated by Henry Von Frank, at Tafton, was destroyed by lire on Monday night. The light from the burning building was plainly seen at Hawley, but no one seemed to bo able to locate the place. Two hundred ties were also consumed by the lire. Tho loss to Mr. Von Frank is over $2,000. The house owned by Charles Perry at Tafton was destroyed by fire on Sunday. Wesley Cross lived In tho house at the time and lost most of his household goods. Mr. Cross has moved to town in the Sheam house. Mrs. Fred Rowe is sick at her home on Glass Row; also Frank Major's little boy is very sick. Dr. Rodman is attending him. Chester Pennell mndo his weekly visit on Saturday and again cleaned tho town of pelts. In order to finish taking inventory of stock tho store of E. L. Schlager was closed on Monday. Mr. and .Mrs. Joseph Solllday, of the Eddy, have just passed sixty five years of wedded life which Is quite remarkable. Reciprocity And The Farmers. The Canadian reciprocity agree- i ment negotiated by President Taft J and Secretary Knox Is manifestly un I fair to the farmer. It Is not framed on the lines of exact justice. In most cases It preserves tho high tar iff protection that the manufacturer enjoys, while at the same time giv ing Canada free trade In farm pro ducts, lumber and fish. Tho Dem ocrats do not indorse this discrimi nation, but they strongly favor the agreement because they regard it as tho first breach In the high-tariff wall, ns tho first step toward freer trado with Canada. Tho Democrats In the House supported tho agree ment almost solidly. The prospects aro that It will receive almost as strong Democratic support in the Senate. Both Senator Raynor and Senator Smith have announced that they will vote for the agreement: not that they approve all Its terms, but they consider it a step in the right direc tion. Tho delegation of Maryland farmers who called on the Senators to protest against the adoption of the agreement express the feeling of tho farmers throughout the country, that the agricultural Interests have not been accorded tho same raeas uro of consideration as wero tho manufacturing and commercial in terests, But the changos that will be wrought by the nrrangement with Canada nre not likely to affect the Maryland farmers in an appreciable degree. Possibly tho prices of but ter, eggs, cheese and various farm products may be affected to a slight extent In some communities close to tho border, but the amount of Cana dian products that are likely to be sent into the United States will not be a drop In the bucket compared with the American production. The Canadian agreement was neg otiated by Republicans, and tho Dem ocrats regard It as imperfect and In complete. Tho Democratic party al ways has been close to the farmer and has looked out for the agricul tural Interests. When the Demo crats come Into power the farmers may rest assured that every effort will be made to give them a "square deal" not only In connection with Canadian trade but In every feature of tho tariff. The Canadian pact Is accomplishing one good thing It Is exposing to tho Northern and West ern farmers, who have often voted blindly for high tariff, the fallacy of "protection" which "protects" one Interest but leaves another to open competition. With all its faults, however, tho treaty Is a long step In the right direction, and no Demo crat can afford to oppose it. Balti more Sun. Reconstructing the House. Whether It was the prospective Increase In Its membership or a be lated recognition of the eternal fit ness of things which prompted its action, the appropriation of a sum sufficient to remodel the hall of the House of Representatives at Wash ington marks the llrst step In an Im provement In legislative methods which should redound to the effi ciency of the popular branch of the Congress. It will at all events re move, or it is to be hoped that It will, a reproach upon the reputation of the American people for decorum and common sense. The view of the House at work, as it Is seen from the galleries to-day, conveys little Idea to the average observer beyond hope less confusion, Inattention and up roar, and the contrast between that body and the British House of 'Com mons, for exnmple, is one often quot ed to the grave disparagement of the American Institution. With the reduction in the area of the hall and the substitution of seats for present cumbersome desks, It Is expected that the business of the House can be conducted with some measure of decorum and order, and the traditions of the House as a de liberative body can be In some meas ure restored. It Is not to be expect ed that a mere physical change in Its meeting hall is going to work a revolution in the legislative methods of a body of 443 members, or that less work will be done In committee and more In open session of the en tire body, but there will be certain definite advantages to be gained by the contemplated changes. On the rare occasions when there is a genu ine debate In the House the speakers will have some hope of making them selves heard. The removal of the desks will compel some measure of attention on the part of members to the proceedings of the House, and the dispatch of business ought, thereby to be expedited. There should then bo more genuine oratory In the House, and its debates should delinitely reflect tho opinion and the desires of tho nation. Public Led ger, Philadelphia. Tin- Hen That Sin;;s. Did you ever watch the hen with tho "song?" You will almost al ways find she has a good egg rec ord. Show me a flock of hens with a gladsome cackle, and 1 will show you a flock of hens that Is in the egg business every day of tho weoic. When I approach a silent poultry yard during working hours I natur ally feel that there Is something wrong there either sickness or worthlessness from ago or other causes. A hen that has tho proper in stincts wants to bo doing something every working minute. That she is not particular whether It be In your favorite pansy bed or not Is "an other story." The scraggy legged hen Is usually found on tho roosts. However, she Is sometimes a good layer, but as a rule she Is a losing proposition and usually one of the first affected by disease. Her con dition Is usually a symptom of a poor constitution. Anyhow, It is safer to get rid of her. Poultrymen, as a rule, keep too many fowls for their accommoda tions. So In weeding out the old ones and the drones you had better err on the side of retaining too few rather than too many. You may have accommodations for 1,000; if so, don't try to keep 1,500. Or your capacity may bo 80 or 100; then don't keep 125 or 200. At any rate, only keep the number of kind of fowls that pay you a profit. Michigan Farmer. "I'VE GOT THE GRIP!" Ity Jack McKallip. If you have troubles keep them to yourself For you will get small sympathy from me. Don't rnnt about some vain pursuit of pelt And please don't argue when I won't agree. I care not for a sentimental spree And so If you're In love 1 pray, kindly slip. The news to someone else and let me be I've got tho grip. Don't tell me how your brilliant kid can sing Or what you paid for that subur ban lot; And say, I wish you wouldn't try to string Ale with those Jokes they're chestnuts like as not. Confound it all, If days are cold or hot. I'm well aware of It, so kindly skip That "Nice day, ain't It?" stuff be- roro you're shot I've got the grip. I know that I'm a grouch but I don't care, And furthermore I won't caro un til I Can breathe nnd think, and eat and feel. I swear This numbness has me twisted nil awry. So wrap your little gossip up and hie Yourself awny I do not care a rip About a bloomln' thing. Oh, oh, oh, my I Gosh durn the grip. Great grief! Please pass tho pills. Harrlsburg Telegraph, THE FIRST SINGER. We heard a bluebird singing, the song was magic-sweet; He swung upon the lilac, the snow was round his feet; The wind blow roughly o'er him, tho sky was steely-gray, But yet ho perched there, singing the chilling gloom away. Bravo traveler from the southland, perhaps you came too soon; For Ice still binds the streamlets, tho sun Is wan at noon; The violets are sleeping close in their earthy bed, And not a greening blade of grass has dared to show its head. But, oh, we're glad to greet you, sweet harbinger of spring; No sound was e'er so welcome as your gay caroling; Courageous little songster upon the leafless spray, A-singing and a-slnglng our weari ness away! From March Farm Journal. PRUNE NOW. "During the dormant season Is the time to prune your trees if you wish to promote their growth," says Prof. Surface, State Zoologist of Pennsyl vania. Ho further adds that the first treatment of a tree Infested with San Jose scale, or any other serious pest, should be to prune In accordance with the severity of the Injury. "It makes no difference what has caused the damage to the tree, It should be laid down to the general rule to prune back the top In accordance with the amount of Injury from which tho tree has suffered. When a tree has been attacked by scale It Is injured worse than Its outward appearance would Indicate, and the pruning should consequently bo very severe." Among the purposes of pruning are to get rid of superfluous limbs, twigs and brush, to shape the top of the tree, to open the head In order to let in the heat, light and air, and thus ripen perfect fruit In the Inter ior, to bring down, or lower, the top of the tree by cutting away the superfluous upper stories, to prune away all dead and dying parts, and get rid of pests by pruning off and burning to promote the growth In certain desired directions by severe cutting in others, to get rid of branches that are too long to be reached by tho spray pump, to take out branches that would cover oth ers and thus prevent perfect spray ing, to thin tho fruit and prevent the weakening of the tree by overbear ing, to Insure the growth and life of recently planted trees, and to Invig orate feeble trees by leaving but a few buds to be pushed Into active growth instead of many developed but partially. To insure best results from prun ing a branch It should always be cut just above a living branch that Is to remain, and with tho slope of the cut In the same direction as the surface of tho remaining branch. The surface of the cut stub can then bo painted with ordinary oil paint. The best material to use is pure white lead and raw Unseed oil. The pruning can be done at any time dur ing the dormant season or before tho buds burst. For the purpose of economy of spraying material, and thoroughness of work. It Is Import ant for the pruning to be completed before the ispraylng Is undertaken. Grapo vines should be pruned very closely leaving many short stubs. This should be done soon, or before the sap starts to flow, but pruning after the sap starts, causing the vines to "bleed, Is not such a serious mat ter as one would suppose. It really results In no serious injury. All old raspberry and blackberry canes should bo cut out and burned. Gooseberry and currant stalks over three years old should be pruned out. The cuttings from grape, gooseber ries, currants, and quince can be planted In the ground, and used to grow others If desired. To do this they should be well cultivated, in moist fertile soil. PAYS TO PLANT TRICES. Commissioner Conklln Hopes To Restore tho Forests Or Tho State. Through co-operation of all de partments of the state government concerned In conservation of natur al resources Is necessary to re-estab' llsh tho Pennsylvania forests, ac cording to the Harrlsburg Patriot, to a proper degree in tho opinion of State Commissioner of Forestry R S. Conklln. Commissioner Conklln emphasizes this point In a recent report to the State Board of Agriculture, and also brings sharply home to the, farmer tho financial return to be derived from planting trees, a good wood crop being just as valuable as a good wheat crop, even though It aoes take longer to mature. Commissioner Conklln points out tnat trees aro or especial value be cause they will grow where no other crop will grow, and also because they tona to improve rarmmg conditions generally by holding or restoring tho general quality of the soil and conserving the water supply. In his report Commissioner Conk lln says: "It Is the duty of a gov ernmcnt to nernetuate Itself, and in perpetuating itself thero Is a 'further duty to provide for the common wel fare of Its citizens. With these ob jects In view It Is wise for a state to see to it that overy square foot of son, tho source of wealth, be made to produce us 'highest revenue. Whenever elements of production are allowed to be washed, the whole moral fiber of those in connection with tho wasto Is lowered and gen eral dissatisfaction follows. Tho ttato In turn suffers from undesir nblo citizens, loss of Industry, In come, and at the same time, outlay for remedial measures and a host of economic conditions which can hard ly bo followed. "Thero must be more co-operation on the part of tho departments con cerned, principally those of educa tion, ngrlculturo and forestry. School gardens, elementary agricul ture, agricultural clubs, Arbor day and so on must bo gotten Into the ischools. Tho school buildings should bo tho social centers ol the communities and, If necessary, the government must Bend out social settlement workers. Agriculture and forestry must no longer be loft' out of county and local teachers' In stitutes, nor should a consideration of the schools and forestry bo left out of farmers' Institutes. Thore are no forestry Institutes, but lectures, bulletins, sample plantings and all manner of assistance must be pro- vlded for. It behooves eveiy mem ber of our departments to maks each appropriation reacu as far as possible, but It Is more Important that results are obtained from what 13 done, and then the results them selves must and will speak for In creased assistance from the Legis lature. There have been added to tho re serve area 17,000 acres, durlug the past year, making the total area of reserves now owned by the stnto 033,582 acres. There are thlrty nlno trained foresters and eighty live rangers in charge of this large nrea. using every means available to develop It as rapidly as possible and to bring it up to the best economic production. THE NIGHT WIND. Have you ever heard the wind go i oooo ; 'Tis a nltlful snunri tn lienr! It seems to chill you through and tnrougn With a strange and speechless fear. 'Tis the voice of tho night that broods outsiue When folks should h nslpon And many and many's the time l'v cnea To the darkness brooding far and wiao Over the land nnrl thn rloon "Whom do you want, O lonely night. uuu you wan tue long hours throuch?" And the wind would say in its gnostiy way: "Yooooooooo! "Yooooooooo! Yooooooooo!" My mother told me long ago (When I was a little lad) That when the wind went walllngBt Somebody had been bad; And then, when I was snug In bod'. wnitner i naa been sent, With the blankets pulled up round my head, I'd think of what my mother said, And wnnilor wlint hnv aim m.rtnH And "who's been bad to-day?" I'd asic Of the wlnri thnt linnralw lilm,. And the voice would say In Its mean- mgrui way: "Yooooooooo! "Yooooooooo! Yooooooooo!" That this was true I must allow you'u not believe It, though! Yes, though I'm quite a model now, I was not always so. And if you doubt what things I say. Suppose you make the test, Suppose, when you've been bad some day And up to bed are sent away From mother and the rest Suppose you ask, "Who has been bad?" And then you'll hear what's true; For the wind will moan, in its rue fulest tone: "Yooooooooo! "Yooooooooo! Yooooooooo!" Eugeno Field. QUITE A TOURIST! I have traveled over Europe, all through Italy and France; In tho villages of Brittany I've watched tho peasants dance; On the lovely lake of Como I have seen the blue sky Match tho blue of placid water, tint for tint and dye for dye. I've beheld the German war-lord and his handsome, stalwart sons, With the "Kalserin" and "kinder" to the wee'est little ones. I've seen princesses and princes English, Spanish, Swedish, all Plain and pretty, dull and clever, rich and poor, and short and tall. In the wonder-town of Nuremberg I've lingered, loath to go; By a fretted Moorish palace heard the fountains splash and flow; And I've been to Monte Carlo (really I'm no poorer, too! But I haste to add, no richer, since I did not risk a sou!) 1 have looked and smiled at Holland tiny, toyllko, picturesquo; And at Russia, splendid, squalid, haggard, awesome, grim, gro tesque. And I've seen tho best of England; the Azores; and Portugal; But I saw them I confess it all, on picture "enrtes postalo!" Lest you laugh to scorn my pilgrim age, I venture just to add That a "picture postcard" journey really is not half so bad; For you never need be seasick, nor fare homeward feeling poor, If, like mo, you spend your pennies on a modest postal tour. Grace Page, in March St. Nicholas. APPRAISEMENTS. Notice is giv en that appraisement of $300 to the widows of the following nam ed decedents have been filed in the Orphans' Court of Wayno county, and will bo presented for approval on Monday, March 13, 1911, viz: John L. Burcher, Honesdale: Per sonal property. Andrew Bayer, Paupack: Personal property, S. T. Palmer, Hawley: Personal property. M. J. HANLAN, Clerk.