The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, March 03, 1911, Image 5

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    THE CITIZEN, KIUDAV, JIAKC1I 3, 1011.
INTERESTING SOCIAL AND PERSONAL ITEMS
- .A- CEi3sra?-.-"W"OE,3D -
HE Ll' WANTED.
FOR ItENT The store occupied by
FJagg's Clothing House, 803 Mnln
street, Grambs' Building. The best
location In Honcsdale. Inquire at
tho store. lGtf.
KOK KENT.
KOlt KENT 7 rooms and bath, gas
and furnace. G16 Church street.
Inquire at house.
FOR RENT A ten-room house with
all modern Improvements, Includ
ing electric lights, situated on Itlver
street. Inquire of Jacob Demer,
642 Illver street.
COMING Dr. Bamet Golden, "Opto
metrist," (Eyesight Specialist), of
Carbondale, will be at the Allen
House, Honcsdale, all day Wednes
day, March 8, and at the Park View
Hotel, Hawley, all day Thursday,
March 9. If It's pertaining to your
sight, "See Golden." Home Office:
20 N. Main street, Carbondale. 18t2
I CAN save you money If you are go
ing to buy a farm, building lot,
dwelling, hotel, summer resort,
boarding house or business place.
Consult ine before closing a deal. M.
P. Dorin. 17t2
I HONESDALE AND ENVIRONS. 8
There will be served at the Bap
tist Chapel, Friday, March 3, after
noon and evening, clam chowder 10
cents per plate, or sold at 25 cents
per quart, coffee and rolls at 10
cents, coffee and doughnuts 10
tents, and doughnuts sold at 15
cents per dozen.
Advertised letters remaining in
Honesdale postofllce, week ending
February 27: Mrs. Carley Conlmue,
Mrs. Hunter, Mrs. Groft Pierce. M.
B. Allen, P. M.
The Town Council meets next
if.ln. m.n.lnrr fni .an r cr n n f n t ! nil .
Miss Helen jacoos spent ouuuuj'
with friends in Carbondale.
Miss Alice Ulmer, Carbondale, Is
Tlsiting friends and relatives in the
Maple City.
The libel suit of Governor Tener
against Frederick W. Sell, editor of
tho Slatlngton Star, was settled on
Saturday. It was brought in De
cember by Mr. Tener as a result of
tho editor's heading an article In a
manner derogatory to Mr. Tener's
character. A marked copy of the
paper fell into the hands of Mrs.
Tener and she became so indignant
that her husband came on and
brought the charge, engaging as his
attorney Democratic State Chairman
Arthur G. Wewalt. Tho January
Grand Jury brought a true bill
against tho accused editor. Senator
Dowalt said that settlement was ef
fected on a basis satisfactory to the
' Governor, the full terms of which
would be published In the next Is
sue of the defendant's weekly.
Mrs. Conrad Foster, Hancock, N.
Y attended the funeral of her aunt,
Mrs. Benjamin, on Wednesday.
Friday evening, March 3, at High
School Gymnasium, the Dunmore
High .School and the Honesdale High
School teams will play a game of
basketball. Dunmore High School
has the strongest team in the Lacka
wanna Valley. This team hy&i de
feated Honesdale one game of the
series at Dunmore. Don't miss It.
The annual meeting of the Busi
ness Men s Association of Honesdale
will be held Wednesday, March 8,
at 8 p. m. In Town Hall, when elec
tion of officers will occur.
County Detective N. B. Spencer,.
Tuesday, transacted official business
in Hawley.
Central Methodist Episcopal
church, Rev. Will H. Hlller, pastor.
Services Sunday as follows: 10:30 a.
m., Public worship and sermon by
pastor, subject, "The Mirror and the
Vision"; 12 M., Sunday school; C:30
p. in., Epworth League; 7:30 p. m.,
"Peoples Service," third In the ser
ies on "The Shepherd Psalm," sub
ject, "The Abiding Comforter."
Mr. and Mrs. Thomas McGInnls,
Church street, left Tuesday after
noon for Scranton, where they will
make their home.
Senator McCumber of North Da
kota, in tho course of a four-hour
speech in opposition to the Canadian
reciprocity treaty on Saturday, criti
cised the extravagant methods of life
in the great cities and showed the
cost, In farm products, or a aay in
New York, to a visiting Senator.
"As ho leaves his cab (from tho
station to the hotel), he pays for
fare for having been driven,, say
eight or ten blocks, six bushels of
oats," Mr. McCumber said, "and as
a compliment to the driver for his
very medium charge he tosses him
fifteen heads of cabbage. He regis
ters at the hotel and is shown by the
bell boy to tho elevator. As ho
nears tho tenth story ho responds to
tho expectant look of the elevator lad
with a couple of dozen of eggB. The
bell boy lingers at the door of his
room and is rewarded for his
anxiety over tho comfort of tho guest
with a bushel and a half of barley.
It takes a quarter of a ton of hay
for this Senator's breakfast, and he
gives the waiter two bushels of po
tatoes. His noon lunch Is one sheep
with a bushel and a half of carrots
for the waiter. In the evening ho
consumes four bushels of rye and tho
waiter has a bushel of onions to
dream on. And when he settles for
his room the landlord Is the recipient
of half a carload of turnips.
"The actual cost of tho articles
that make up our diet is but the
slightest percentage of the cost of
living. It is the service. It Is the
service that you pay for. Did It
ever occur to you that the farmer
does not get four cents out of the
average meal consumed by you?"
FOIt SALE.
FOR SALE Eggs for setting sin
gle comb White Orphlngtons, ICol
lerstrass Strain, $2.50 per 15; White
Pekin Ducks, $1.00 per 11. Chas.
S. Burger, White Mills, Pa. Ilit4 (
FOH SALE Kelly & Stelnman
brick factory building, including en
gine, boiler and shafting. Inquire of
J. B. Robinson. 1 50tf.
FOR SALE Large building lot,
most desirable part of East street.
Low prico to quick buyer. M. F.
Dorln. 17t2
$3,500 buys 439-acre farm nbout 30
acres clear, the rest in timber,
good water, house and barn; situate
near White Mills, Pa. Inquire of
W. K. Hlttinger, White Mills, Pa.
14tf.
SAMUEL J. W1NT, Piano Tuner,
will be in Honesdale, week begin
ning March Cth. 17t2
Do you need some printing done?
Come to us. If you need somo en
velopes "struck off" come to us.
We use plenty of ink on our jobs.
Mrs. James Bush is convalescing
rapidly from a recent severe illness.
There will be special services at
Bethany Presbyterian church, Sun
day. The Henshaw sisters and El
mer Llppert will sing.
A. H. Lloyd, Starrucca, transacted
business in Honesdale, Wednesday.
'Squire Robert A. Smith, Monday
afternoon, married Joseph Hogen
camp and Mrs. Hannah Totten, both
of Lookout.
The Seelyvllle Basket Ball team
will play the Carbondale Five at
8:30 o'clock Saturday evening at
Seelyvllle.
The Board of Trustees of the First
Presbyterian church met for reor
ganization Tuesday afternoon, Feb
ruary 28, and re-elected the fol
lowing officers: H. Scott Salmon,
president; Wm. II. Leo, Esq., secre
tary; Charles T. Bentley, treasurer.
S. L. Glover, Starrucca, was a
Wednesday business caller in the
Maple City.
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F. M. Beilmhn, Scranton, was a
Wednesday business caller In the
Maple City.
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Mrs. Enos W. Gregory, Beach
Grove, is recovering from a severe
attack of heart trouble.
J. E. Bigart, Carbondale, is trans
acting business in Honesdale this
week.
Tho Rev. John Miller, Master of
Arts of Cambridge University, Eng
land, for many years Head Master
of a well-known school In Kent,
England, will be the preacher at
Grace Episcopal church, at both
morning and evening services, Sun
day, March 5. The services will be
as follows: Holy Communion and
sermon, 10:30; Sunday school, 12
M.; evening prayer and sermon at
7:30. All are invited.
Tho grand jury meets next Mon
day, March G. Twelve cases are
listed for trial In the March term of
Wayne County Common Pleas, week
beginning March 13. The case of
Fives vs. Auto-Transportation Co.,
will probably last several days. Mon
day, March C, Carl Howe, Scranton,
recently convicted of a statutory of
fense and recommended to the mercy
of the Court, will appear for sen
tence. Hunters are interested in the state
ment that the wooded hills, mouni
tain lakes and streams of this state
are to be one big park in which deer
may roani and multiply unmolested
by hunters during tho next five years,
If a bill introduced Into the state leg
islature by Representative R. W.
Hilton, of McKean county, becomes
a law.
Representative Hilton declares
that If his bill or a similar one Is not
speedily passed the graceful animal
which he seeks to protect will pass
out of the state as completely as the
herds of buffalo which once roamed
the western prairies. A deep seated
sentimental interest attaches to the
McKean member's measure and he
claims that he has assurance of sup
port for It from representatives and
senators from all the Interior coun
ties. The hunting of deer Is at present
restricted to the last two weeks in
November. Short as the season is,
the deer have steadily dwindled In
numbers until oven veteran hunters,
who have not missed a year In track
ing them to their forest retreats, are
foremost in demanding that they
shall be protected for a sufficient
time to permit of tho Increasing In
numbers.
Tho bill provides that from and
after tho first day of June, 1911, it
shall bo unlawful to take, or kill, or
wound, or attempt to take or kill or
wound, any deer in this common
wealth. A flno of $200 for every
deer killed, or Imprisonment for 200
days or both.
Dr. Kalbfus, secretary of tho State
Game Commission, declared in his
last report that more than 400 deer,
of an average of 150 pounds, mak
ing a total of 30 tons of venison,
have been killed in tho season of 15
days In the fall of 1909. Ho esti
mated that an equal number of bears,
of an average weight of 200 pounds,
had been shot or taken In traps dur
ing the same season.
The forest preserves of tho state,
consisting of many thousands of
acres In the aggregate, have for sev
eral years past afforded places of
refuge not only tor deer and bear but
for other game.
Mrs. A. G. Lodmls left Thursday
morning on a visit to friends and
relatives In Deposit, N. Y.
Prothonotary M. J. Hanlan Issued
twelve marriage licenses In Febru
ary, seven more than for the cor
responding month, last year.
An examination for tho contem
plated vncancy In the position of
fourth class postmaster of Class B at
South Canaan, will be held at Var
den, March 18.
Deputy Secretary of Agriculture
Morton says tho State's corn crop
for 1910 will reach $30,000,000 In
valuo.
William M. Foster, Dalton, greet
ed friends in Honcsdale the first of
the week.
Abraham Susnltzky, Danbury,
Conn., is visiting friends in town.
Among the out-of-town relatives
who attended the funeral Thursday
morning of Mrs. Jacob A. Hlller
were: Thomas Olver, Frank S. Olver
and daughter, Mabel, Matthew Olver,
all of Scranton; Richard Olver,
Wilkes-Barre.
Miss Gertrude Stearnes, Harford,
Susquehanna county, is vlBltlng rel
atives in Honesdale.
On Wednesday evening at 7
o'clock In the parsanage of the Cen
tral Methodist Episcopal church the
pastor, Rev. Will H. Hlller, married
Peter S. Miller, Calllcoon, N. Y., and
Miss Nettle Kellam, Abraharasvllle,
Pa.
Fred Schuerholz left Thursday
morning on the 0:55 D. & H. train
for Washington, D. C, where he will'
meet the Washington American
League base ball team and accom
pany them on their spring training
trip South. Sherry's many friends
are confident bf his making good in
the big timber company and "suc
cess" is the best word to the big
boy for the 1911 season.
.
Miss Anna Ward returned to her
home In Scranton Wednesday after
spending some time In tow .
William Geiseke and son, Fred,
were callers In the metropolis this
week.
William Welser leaves the latter
part of the week on an extended
business trip through the South in
the interest of the Union Stamp
Shoo Co.
Miss C. Lou Hardenbergh has re
turned from a short visit with
friends in New York.
A. W. Larabee returned to his
homo in Starrucca to-day after
spending a few days in town on
business.
r
Miss Etta Nielsen was a Scranton
caller, Tuesday.
The fine weather sent the number
of automobile licenses up over 19,
000 Tuesday and almost 7,500 chauf
feurs have secured badges. This
record of sales of licenses Is far and
above the bual previous recurd und
the clerks of the Stato Highway De
partment's Automobile Division havo
been working day and night to meet
the demands. The belief Is that the
licenses will pass 20,000 within a
fortnight, becauso the weather has
stimulated the desire to run ma
chines, and those which were housed
up last fall when winter began aro
being gotten out.
Miss Cora Voigt left today for her
home in Franklin, Ky., after an ex
tended visit with relatives and
friends in Honesdale and Hawley.
The Rev. John Miller, Master of
Arts of Cambridge University, Eng
land, for many years Head Master of
a school In Kent, England, now In
charge of Trinity church, Carbon
dale, will officiate at the service in
White Mills, Sunday, March 5, 3 p.
m. A cordial Invitation Is extended
to all to be present at this service.
The commission appointed to re
vise the election laws has decided
not to recommend any change, in the
date of holding the primaries, but
they will recommend that the dif
ferent parties hold their primaries on
seperate days. This would be a de
sirable change, as It would, to a
great extent, do away with the prac
tice 'of the majority party stealing
the nominations of the minority
party.
Washington, D. C, March 1. Tho
Senate of the United States welcom
ed into its fold Wednesday afternoon
William Lorlmer, of Illinois, by a
voto of 46 to 40, following the most
acrlmonous and extended contest of
the kind in the history of the coun
try. With forty senators convinced that
Lorimer's election had been brought
about by fraud and corruption, and
appealing up to tho very last mlnuto
against his admission on tho ground
that the welfare of the country was
at stake, the majority calmly ac
cepted him.
The final scene in the famous
case was perhaps the most dramatic
witnessed here In years. It was like
the closing act of a great murder
trial, except that it was on a larger
and more impressive scale. Lorlmer
had pleaded for his political life
with all the fervor of a man actually
endeavoring to avoid a death sent
ence.
No presecutlng attorney could
have arraigned a defendant more
bitterly or more mercilessly than
Senators Beverldgo, Crawford, Owen
and LaFollette excoriated the "sit
ting member," who is now a mem
ber in tho full meaning of the
word.
Lorlmer was acquitted on the
ground that no proof had been pre
sented to show that he personally
was responsible for any of the ad
mitted corruption in the Illinois leg
islature, coincident with his election
F. B. Hawken returned homp Wed
nesday from a visit with relatives In
Wllkcs-Barro.
Miss Edna Katz Is expected home
the coming week after a two months'
visit with friends In Baltimore and
other cities of the south.
A. H. Lloyd, Starrucca, transacted
business in town, Thursday.
Leo and Dorothy Gllmartin, Car
bondale, spent Sundny with relatives
here. I
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The County Commissioners are in i
session at the Court House to-day I
(Thursday).
Miss Elizabeth Baird spent several
days visltlne friends In Carbondale.
- .Mrs. Edward Balrd, Carbondale,
visited frlendB In town Thursday.
Mrs. Thomas C. Key and daughter
Bessie, Wilkes-Barre, returned home
to-day from a visit at the homo of
..u. iiuivn.i Ull 11U1VU .IIUllI DUCUli J
Grace Church (Protestant Episco
pal), Honesdale, Rev. Albert L.
Whlttaker, Pastor, has issued a Len
ten Calendar. Tho hours of service
are as follows:
Mondays, The Missions Study
class will .meet at places to be an
nounced. Tuesdays, (except March
21) 4:15 p. m., Children's Service
with address. To this service the
older persons In the congregation
are cordially invited. Wednesdays,
7:30 p. m., (except Wednesday in
Holy Week) Litany and Sermon.
Special preachers on Wednesdays
will be as follows: March 15, the
Rev. Edward D. Johnson, West Pitts
ton; March 22, the Rev. John Hall
Griffith, Plymouth; March 29, the
Rev. A. Randolph B. Hegeman. Blnc-
hamton. N. Y.: Thursdays, fexcent'
March 23) 4:15 p. in., Penitential!
Offlce and 'Readings from J. R. Mll-j
ler's "Tho Face of the .Master" and
"The Transfigured Life"; (1) The
Transfigured Will; (2) The Trans
figured aeart; (3) The Transfigured
Character; (4) The Transfigured
Way; (5) The Transfigured Life.
Fridays, 7:30 p. m Evening Prayer
and sermon. The special preachers
will bo as follows: March 10, the
Rev. Howard W. Diller, Pottsvllle.
.March 17, the Rev. Benjamin S. San
derson, Bethlehem. March 24, the
Rev. William Bartlett Beach, Green
Ridge, Scranton. March 31, the
Rev. Stewart U. Mltman, Ph. D.,
South Bethlehem.
April 7, the Rev. Edwin A. Gern
ant, Towanda. On Sunday March 5,
the Rector will exchange with the
Rev. John Miller, Carbondale. Ash
Wednesday, March 1, Morning Pray
er and Hold Communion, 10:30;
Evening Prayer and Address, 7:30.
Wednesday, in Holy Week, April 12,
.Morning Prayer, 10:30. Thursday
in Holy Week, 7:30 p. m Holy
Communion. Good Friday, Morning
PTayer, 10:30 o'clock; Three Hour
Service, 12 M. to '3 P. M.; Evening
Prayer and Sermon, 7:30. Eastern
Even, 4:15 p. m., Holy Baptism.
Easter-Day, Holy Communion, 6:30
a. m.; Morning Prayer, Holy Com
munion and Sermon, 10:30; Easter
Carol Service of the Sunday school,
7 p. m. The Bishop will visit Grace
Parish to confirm a class on Sunday,
May 21. The unconfirmed should
consider prayerfully whether the
time has not come to lend the weight
of their personal Inlluence to the
cause of Christ, as well as to gain
for themselves that which our Lord
Himself would be a help. May this
Lenten seasSn be a means to them
and to all of catching a closer
glimpse of the Master's face and of
gaining a deeper Intimacy with the
Master's heart. Lot all plan to try
this Lent to reach higher standards
of Christian thought and living,
and to maintain them.
Advance figures compiled from the
1910 census returns show that there
aro now In Germany forty-seven cit
ies of more than 100,000 population.
Of these seven have over 500,000
population. They are Berlin, 2,064,
153; Hamburg, 936,000; Munich,
593,053; Leipzig, 585,743; Dresden,
546,882; Cologne, 511,042, and Bres
lau, 510,929. Four others have
more than'300,000 population. They
are Frankfort on tho Main, 414,-
406, Dusseldorf, 356,733; N urem
berg, 332,539, and Charlottenburg,
(a supurb of Berlin), 304,280.
Twelve other cities havo more than
200,000 population, and twenty-four
others havo populations ranging
from 100,000 to 200,000. Ten years
ago there were but two cities in tho
empire with more than half a mil
lion population, and only 13 with
more than 100,000 population.
Pay For Tho Lawmakers.
A bill Introduced in the-. State
House of Representatives by Mr.
Carter, of Pittsburg, provides for
increasing the salary of legislators
from 51500 to $2000 for each regu
lar session. There are men in the
General Assembly whose services to
Pennsylvania are worth more than
tho sum fixed by the new bill, and a
larger proportion of tho members
are not earning tho pay they now re-
celve. Men of affairs who have the
ability to make laws and the con
science to originate and support good
ones ordinarily do not accept the of-
llce of legislator. They have not the
desire to withdraw from private bus!
ness the timo necessarily consumed
in legislative work. Thus law-making
is trusted almost wholly to pro
fessional politicians and their ser
viceable henchmen.
In a less strenuous era citizens of
character and standing appreciated
tno Honor of being called to legis
late for themselves and their fel
lows. Party spirit ran as high then
as now, but the machine was not so
masterful. Senators and representa
tives had a greater opportunity to Im
press their individuality upon leglsla
tlon. Debate was free, full and
even copious. Conditions have vast
ly changed, and wltlii the transforma
tion has come a chango in the char
acter of the members of the General
Assembly. The legal giants and tho
captains of industry, the forensic
stars and the men of business, have
withdrawn from a field which no
longer attracts them.
Constitutional provisions regulated
the number of Senators and Repre
sentatives in Pennsylvania. Tho
membership of the Senate is fixed at
50, but -that of tho House-Is required
to be Increased from time to time
In correspondence with changes
shown by the "United States census.
There Is little doubt that the mem
bership of the House Is too large.
Its business Is actually carried on by
a comparatively small number of
men. There would be justification in
a constitutional amendment making
tho House less unwieldy.
We have too many lawmakers, too
many legislative bills and too much
lawmaking. To warrant an lncreaso
In the quantity of the salary there
should be an advance In tho quality
of tho recipients. Men of legislative
calibre cannot afford to accept the
office unless they have personal inter
est themselves In measures to be act
ed upon, in which event they take
part in log-rolling with other mem
bers similarly Inspired.
The salary fixed by tile Carter bill
Is not too much for 'honest and cap
able service. It Is indefensible if It
is to be paid to illiterates or mere
party tools. Public Ledger, Philadelphia.
FOR COUNTY COJUIISSIONEU.
I hereby announce myself ns a
candidate for the nomination for the
office -of County Commissioner sub
ject to tho decision of the Republi
can voters at the coming primaries.
EARL ROCKWELL,
Lake Ariel, Pa.
PIANO TUNING.
W. R. Luis, expert piano tuner, is
at the Hotel Wayne. Local and fac
tory references. All work guaran
teed. Call, 'phone or write. It
When The Hobble Collides With The
Ilni-cm Skirt.
The nation has waited with bated
breath for the news from Washing
ton not on reciprocity, direct elec
tion or any of those stupid things,
but for the answer to the all-important
question, "What are going to be
the styles?" Like the prico of but
ter and the gas bill, this enters into
every home. Mother and tho daugh
ters are waiting to be told what they
will have to wear; and father and
husband wonder what new freaks
they will have to pay for.
Since the Merry Widow hat bob
bed out some years ago and the hob
ble skirt hopped out, everybody is
kept on the qui vivo to see what the
tailors and dressmakers, miliners audi
other fashlonlsts will pull out of the I
surprise box. The National Style
Show snaps the lock, the lid flies i
open and out jumps the harem
skirt." "Avaunt tho hobble!" is the
cry; and it will be joyously taken
up by those who have regarded It as
one of the most horrible Inventions
with which woman has ever disllg-1
urcd herself. But to mere man we !
must break the news gently; the
worst Is yet to come. Beside the
harem skirt the hobble Is a dream
of grace and loveliness. The hobble
was designed on the lines of the
knitting needle and was especially
adapted to those ladles who are not
tatter than a match. But tho stout
lady now comes into her own. From
what we are told of It, the "harem
skirt" will please those plump mor
tals say, those from 200 pounds
upwards. All the horrible details
have not yet been brought out, hut
they do say that this novelty from
darkest Turkey looks like a pair of
"mother hubbard trousers In re
pose. Wo fear the worst. When ' the
"harem skirt" on a public thorough
fare comes Into collision with the
hobble, It will be a sight to make
strong men shudder, women weep,
taxlcabs skid and dray horses take
to the trees. Baltimore Sun.
Cruelty to Women.
Wo wonder what death the man
will die or what tortured life he
will be caused to lead who discover
ed the little "trick" by which a
woman's age can bo ascertained be
yond a doubt that is to say, while
WHERE LOW PRICES PREVAIL
at FLAGG'S CLOTHING HOUSE
863 Main St. Grambs Building.
No Over Coats or Winter Goods to be carried over If low
prices will sell them.
Men's $8.00 Overcoats at ,$3.05
Men's $12.00 Overcoats at B.05
Men's $15.00 Overcoats at 7.05
Youth's $10.00 Overcoats at 2.05
Boys' $3.00 Overcoats at 1.20
Boys' Odd Vests, 30 to 36 size 23c
Men's Sweaters, valuo 75 cents 35c
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FLAGG'S CLOTHING HOUSE
863 Main St. Grambs Building Honesdale
OPPOSITE the D. & H. R. R. STATION.
CHANGES IN ERIE RAILROAD FERRY SERVICE FROM
W. 23d ST., NEW YORK,
Effective Sunday, March 5, 911
Ferry for train 1 will leave at 8:50 A. M. in
stead of 8:55 A. M.
Ferry for train 3 will leave at 2:35 P. NT. in
stead of 2:40 P. M.
PROCURE FOLDERS FROM LOCAL TICKET AGENTS.
her health Is normal. The only In
strument required Is an ordinary
watch. Tho wrist of the lady whose
age is in question is the telltale, for
when you count her pulse and It
registers sixty-nine beats per minute
you know that she Is between twen
ty and twonty-flvo years old. Dur
ing tho next five years sevonty-ono
boats go to the minutes, and tho
"femme do trente ans" and over is
entitled to seventy throbs. It is a
pity tho man of science who estab
lished these fnctB Is not more exact
when dealing with the women of
riper age, for, according to rumor
and tradition, It is only after she Is
thirty that a woman begins to leave
off having birthdays. Westminster
Gazette
Governor Tener Monday reap
pointed Mr. Crltchiield, Somerset
county, as Secretary of Agriculture,
to date from the expiration of his
term last Saturday. The nomination
was sent to the Senate last night.
Sectetary Critchlleld was originally
appointed by Governor Pennypacker
In 1903 and reappointed four years
ago by Governor Stuart.
Trousers Skirt Now Certain.
Radical fashions, like kites, rise
against the wind, and for thlB
reason wo fear that tho trousers
skirt is not a mere Parisian joke,
but that it is destined to become an
all-pervading reality, as did its hide
ous predecessor tho hobble skirt.
To be a "go," a new style has only
to be freakish enough to arouse an
tagonism. This has been the history
of fashion from hound feet to bustles
nnd from hoops to hobble.
The. very venom of our denuncia
tion furnishes the necessary adver
tising. And the bifurcated skirt has
been condemned in Paris. The di
rector of the Comedle Francaise has
forbidden .Mile. Provost to appear
again in the new raiment, which was
a feature of Henr.i Bernstein's play,
"Apres Mol." The American Ambas
sador so far unbent as to ejaculate
"Gee whiz!" when he saw Mile. Pro
vost In the uniform of the harein,
and this intelligence having been
brought to Director Claretie, ho de
cided that the International dignity
of tho theatre demanded InsUnt ac
tion. Will Fashion brook such insults?
Will she permit diplomats and thea
trical managers to tell her what
adorns and what desecrates the fe
male figure? Will she bow meekly
to the raucous protests of the male
multitude?
Never! Our fate Is sealed! Our
wives, sisters and mothers will be In
trousers before tho year la out.
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