Til, ornuisx, wkuxksuaV, jiauch i, 1011. THE CITIZEN BemMVcekly Founded 11)08; Weekly Founded 18 M. F0HU8KED EVERY WEDNK8DAY AND FRWAY BY THE CITIZEN i'L'llUSlII.NU COMPANY. Kntercu m soeoinl-rlnss mutter, at the Dost oilier. Huncsdule. I'll. K, H. HAIlDKNliHIUUI. - - PRESIDENT .W W. WOOD. - MANAGER AND SKtJ'Y J.M.SMUIfZER EDITOR DIRECTORS: 0. II. OORPLINaiiR. M. B.AM.EN. BKNBY WILSON. K. 11. I1AHUENBEB01I, W. W. WOOD. WKDNKSIIAY, MAHCIl 1, 11111. "(JKT-i:lCII-QUICK-AVAljlilN(i-KOItlJS!" Tho country Is tilled with "Uct-rlch-quick schemes." Krom the good old days when you could secure a "wntcli for nothing" by paying 91 for a year's subscription to tbo "Po dunk Register und Kccordcr." "Wbut fools these mortals be," ex claims Puck, and wo uro rather in clined to believe lie knew what ho was talking about. "Get money, no matter how you get it, just ho you get it" is the motto of u largo per centage of tho men and women in this world to-day. And there is u renson for tlds frenzied and frantic rush for wealth. For money to-day, as never before, pells "power." How few ricli men after all are in prison, regard less of tho means by which they ac quired their great fortunes. Look at tho unfair sentences so ninny criminals rcccivo in tho largo cities. If a poor man stenls a loaf of bread, or a pint bottle of milk, ho goes to jail for six months ; while if a rich man steals a million ho sometimes goes to Congress. Wo are not cre ated "equal." Frco wo are, hut "equal" never! Tho best place for a poor man's savings is a llnnk, even if ho only draws three per cent, interest. It's safe, and ho can get nt it -whenever ho wants it. llewaro of all schemes that promise to double your money in ilvo years! It can bo done but not with safety! Shun all glitter ing prospectuses that offer you Hal tering rates of interest! Shut your eyes to those beautifully printed circular letters offering mining stocks for sale for "next to noth ing!" Above nil, save nil tho mon ey you cuu, while you uro nblo to work, and if a legitimate proposi tion offering a fair return for your investment comes along, take it, but Ilrst consult .some business man, of unimpeachable integrity, in whom you have implicit conlidence. Even then, it might be just as well to talk the matter oer with your wife and perhaps, better still to pray over it! KHYSTOXE GUAlil) PltOllK. Tho Philadelphia papers havo been devoting considerable space to ac counts of the testimony given at the hearing In tho Dauphin County court of tho attorney general's pro ceedings to dissolve tho Keystone Guard. One of our prominent citizens figured In tho case, and tes tified freely as to his connection with tho company. Pending further developments in tho matter, wo are willing to accept Prof. H. A. Oday's statement to us as to bis connection nltli the company. Ho said: "Wo were acting under tho advico of counsel. Wo had a right to sell our own positions, providing tho money didn't como out of tho Keystone Guard, and it didn't. The money was paid before the se curities were turned overt" STEGNER'S Offerings of Fish Food During Lent A word regarding quality. In quoting prices herein we have put them as low as possi ble considering quality. Each and every fish we quote is positively fresh and we guar antee them to be the best ob tainable. We do not handle small size packages of any kind of salt fish for the simple reason that the smaller the package the more the fish cost per pound, owing to the extra cost of small kegs or tubs. In quoting Fresh Fish it would be impossible to name prices owing to market fluctua tions. We dress and deliver all fish promptly. THE MAN OF THE HOUH. "Wo don't have that kind of poli tical bosses up hero in this, coun try," remarked a politician com menting upon the performance of "Tho Man Of The Hour," given nt tho Jjyric Theatre, Monday evening. That is undoubtedly true. Tho piny certainly was a startling expose of tho political game as played in the grent cities, and was very well re ceived by tho fair-sized audience who were present to enjoy it. PEOPLE'S FORUM. Does Cash Head Tax llcncllt Tho Taxpayer Or Improve tho Highways? The question Is being discussed with considerable alacrity by the taxpayers of our township. Our valuation has been Increased about one-fourth, the 8 mills road 'tax hav ing been levied as In previous years, over $1500 cash tax has been paid Into Treasury of supervisors. Pathraasters were not appointed. Each supervisor with his own teams, driven jjy his young sons, possibly hiring a relative or friend, and oc casionally a strolling hobo, hired for board, was put on road to work. In the East District which has the greater number of taxpayers, roads were in bad shape during spring and summer, no work was done until latter part of June when supervisor's teams, assisted by Treasurer of Board, put on road ma chine and made a hurried trip up and down our main traveled high way. In September one hill was repaired; again in October tho sup ervisor had his men on road. Dur ing those short periods of work, neither supervisor or pathmaster was known to have been with the men. It Is generally conceded that ?300 would havo been ample compensa tion for all actual labor expended on our roads. Can supervisors monopolize cash road tax? Whom does cash road benellt? TAXPAYER. Somo IMblo Facts. Tho Bible con tains 3.GGC.480 letters, 810, G97 words, 31,175 verses, 1189 chap ters and OC books. The longest chapter is the 119th Psalm; the shortest and middle chap ter the 117th Psalm. The middle verso is the 8th of the 118th Psalm. The longest name Is in tho Sth chapter of Isaiah. Tho word "and" occurs 40,027 times; the word "Lord" 1855 times. The 37th chapter of Isaiah and the 19th chapter of tho Second Book of Kings are alike. The longest verse Is the 9th of the Sth chapter of Es ther; the shortest verse Is the 36th of the 11th chapter of John. In the 1st verse of the 7th chapter of Ezra is the alphabet. The finest piece of reading Is 20th chapter of Acts. The name of God is not men tioned in the Book of Esther. It con tains knowledge, wis dom, holiness and love. Exchange. Funeral Of Mrs. Noyes. Funeral services for the late Mrs. David W. Noyes were held Sunday afternoon in her late residence, 323 Eleventh street, Itev. W. II. Swift, D. D., officiating, and wore largely attended. Interment was in Glen Dyberry cemetery. The bearers were: Orville L. Spettigue. Edward Charlesworth, G. Win. Sell, Albert T. Lindsay, John. V. Starnes, Edward G. Jenkins. W. T. Neary, Scranton, spent Sun day with friends in town. Martin Sllverstono died very sud denly in Denver. He was related to W. J. Sllverstone of our borough; aiso representative Fuerth. SALT FISH MACKEREL LOT No. 1 These are choice Norway No. 2 Mackeral and weigh very nearly 16 ounces; sell at 15c each. MACKEREL LOT No. 2 We will have a lot of fancy Shore Bloater Mackerel, late catch, in about March 1st. These fish average two pounds each, selling at 45 cents each. These fish are positively the fin est Mackerel that swim and will suit the most fastidious taste. ALASKA SALMON They are the very best that are caught, packed at once right where they are caught. They weigh, about 5 pounds each, at i2j c. pound. CODFISH We have Salt Codfish packed as follows: Shredded in glass, Strips in glass and packages. In boxes loose. NECROLOGY. Death Of Little Girl. Evnllno, four-year-old daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Clarenco Kimble, Haw ley, died Monday morning nt that place. Death Of An Infant. A six-days-old daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Otto Castek, Cottage street, died Saturday and burial was made in St. Mary Magdalena's cemetery on Sunday, Ilov. Father Bulta officiat ing. Death of Mrs. Mabel Kelly. Mrs. Mabel Kelly, sister of Patrick McMally and Mrs. Edward Skelly, of Honesdale, died of heart failure at her homo in Plttston, Monday morn ing. She was 70 years old and is survived by four daughters and three sons. The funeral will be held Wed nesday morning in Plttston, where Interment will also be made. Funeral Of William lloberts. Funeral services for tho late Wil liam Roberts, who died at the home of his daughter, Mrs. Francns J. Bon ear, Itldgo street, Tuesday night, aged 78 years, were held Friday af ternoon at 2 o'clock In the house, Hev. W. H. Swift, D. D., officiating. Interment was made in the family lot at Hoadleys. Mr. Roberts Is survived by ten children: Morton, Lake Charles, La.; Edward, New York; George Roberts, Mrs. Fran cis Bonear, Honesdale; Nelson, Port Jervis; William, Otlsvllle; Mrs. Leon Pine, Eldred, N. Y.; Warren, Ches ter, and Abram, all of Beaver Brook, N. Y. Death Of Mrs. Amanda L. Campbell. Mrs. Amanda Lewis Campbell died February 24, at Weehawken, N. J., and was burled In Jersey City Mon day morning. Mr. and Mrs. J. J. Killgnllon, Walter and Lewis Carr attended the funeral from here. Mrs. Campbell was born at Colllnsvllle, Conn., in May, 1800, and moved to East Honesdale about 1870. She married Peter E. Campbell in Au gust, 1882, and moved to Jersey City and later to Weehawken. Her hus band Is a brakeman at Weehawken yard. Besides her husband, she leaves seven children, James, Mae, Frank, Ethel, William, Anna and Ella, and her mother, also one sis ter, Mrs. J. J. KUlgallon, Honesdale, and one brother, Peter Lewis. Death Of Mrs. Anuu Durham Ilcrg niaiiii. Mrs. Anna Barbara Bergmann, widow of George J. Bergmann, died Sunday morning at 3:15 o'clock of general debility, aged G9' years, four months and four days. She was born October 22, 1S41, at Elsingen, Koenig, Wittenberg, Germany, and was married October 30, 1859, in Honesdale to her husband who pre ceded her In death 2 2 years ago. Eight children were born to bless their union, of whom six, all of Honesdale, survive, viz.: Mrs. Jos. Westbrook, Mrs. Edward Taylor, and Miss Annie Bergmann at home, George J., Stephen, Chris. Bergmann. Funeral services will be held in her late residence, Wednesdny afternoon at 2:30 o'clock, Rev. C. C. Miller, pastor of St. John's Evangelical Lutheran church, officiating. Inter ment In the German Lutheran ceme tery. Death Of Mrs. David W. Noyes. Mrs. David W. Noyes, nco Sarah Van Kirk, an aged and highly re spected resident of Honesdale, died at her home, 323 Eleventh street, Thursday evening at quarter after nlno o'clock, aged 07 years, six months and flvo days. Mrs. Noyes has been bedfast for six weeks, the immediate causo of her death, be ing a stroke of paralysis. She was born August 18, 1843, in Philadel phia, and was married May 9, 1883, to her husband. Miss Blanche Mar garet, at home, and Horace Van Kirk Noyes, Park street, survive to mourn her departure. There are two of her sisters still living: Mrs. Edmund (Josephine) Gardner, Yonkers, N. Y.; Mrs. Henry L. (Emma Helena) Gummoe, Torrey. Funeral services were held Sunday afternoon at 2:30 o'clock in her late residence, the Rev. W. II. Swift, D. D., pastor of tho First Presbyterian church, of which church sho was a faithful at tendant, officiating. Interment at Glen Dyberry. HERRING Caught off of the coast of Newfoundland; packed in bar rels right on the boat. The best that are caught at 6 cents per pound. Dcuth Of Mrs. Jacob A. Hlllcr. Mrs. Gertrude, wife of Jacob A. Hillcr, died Monday evening at 5:40 o'clock at her home 403 Church street, after a lingering illness from stomach ailments, being bedfast seven weeks, aged 52 years, 10 months and 27 days. Mrs. Hlller was a daughter of Daniel Olver and Elizabeth (Spry) Olver, and was bom at Beach Lake, March 31, 1858. She taught school for two years at South Canaan, beforo her marriage at Beach Lake, October 1C, 1880, to Jacob A. Hillcr, by Rev. Mr. McVey, and with the exception of four months has always resided sinco in Honesdale. Sho was a member of tho First Presbyterian church, pres ident of tho Honesdale branch of the W. C. T. U. for several years, a mem ber of tho Christian Endeavor, and a great church worker. Her husband, one son, Herbert II., two daughters, Ada and Florence H all of Hones dale, three sisters, Mrs. .Minnie Rein ing, Mrs. Ann Davis, Beach Lake, Mrs. Albert Pierce, Braddock; three brothers, J. Owen Olver, Beach Lake; Francis J. Olver, Thomas H. Olver, Scranton, survive. Funeral services will be held Thursday morning In her late residence at qunrter-past-ten o'clock, the Rev. W. H. Swift, D. D., officiating. The remains will be tak en to Beach Lake cemetery for Interment. JUST A WORD IN PASSING. There are ways of doing things; and other ways. Over in Honesdale last week, tho court was trying the Carl Howe case, which had been transferred to Wayne county with the compliments of the Lackawanna judges. It had been aired three times In tho Lackawanna county court, and was full of nastlness, as any one who has followed the re ports of any of the four trials can testify. The ladies of Honesdale. who havo a commendable interest In the pretty little Maple City, as evidenced by their Village Improve ment society, known tho country over, hastened to get Into corres pondence with the editors of the three Honesdale papers, and urge that the aforesaid editors suppress the unsavory details of the case, so that the youthful mind might not bo polluted or lead to dwell on evil things by reading the salacious 'tes timony that was bound to be given. It was a thoughtful action on the part of the prudent parents, even If some satirical persons may suggest that the Scranton papers havo a large circulation in Honesdale, and that the adult population was bound to have a chance to get a peep at the details, If they wanted It. And now gentle reader what do you suppose those three Honesdale editors did about it. One of them, the Herald, which by the way, re flects a very sane and conservative mind, under the new regime, told the ladies that they need not fear, the Herald would have nothing to do with the putrid details; nor did it. THE CITIZEN, came out with a hotspur editorial, indignant and very much up on its dignity, about the people attempting to dictate how the editor should run his paper, and in cidentally giving a preachment, like Editor Bok, of Philadelphia, Is wont to do, on the tilings to toll children, and the duties of mothers toward the adolescent youth. A line bit of "get back," and an indication, one would think, that tho trial was to be served up piping hot to tho read ers of THE CITIZEN and no odds asked of anybody. Was it? Hard ly. THE CITIZEN had big head lines, that whetted interest, to be sure, but the subject matter was very conservatively constructed, and not calculated to shock anybody. In fact we can imagine some readers, even vlth prudish proclivities, wish ing that THE CITIZEN reporter had not left so much to be read between tho lines. Forest City News. FOR SALE 1 s.!t new, hand-made, light bobs, white oak, three seats, carry 2500 lbs., $40; 1 set second hand, hand-made light bobs, two seats $20; 1 good second hand mar ket wagon, two seats, $20. Inquire Dr. H. C. Noble, Waymart. 13t3 Mrs. C. M. BONESTEEL GLEN EYHE, PIKE CO., PA. Certllled Nurse, P. S. N. Telephone Glen Eyro 17mo4 CISCOES Caught in Lake Erie. We have two sizes, both dressed. No. i's at 7 cents per pound, and Jumbos at 8 cents per pound. Fish S1MPLU COMMENCEMENT. Athens Graduates Will Make Trip to AVnshiuglon Simple Exercises. Gradually and surely tho hlgh falutln school commencement exer cises whore a show of clothes is deemed more Important than the mere fact that the high school "course has been completed and tho exami nation passed, is passing into the background where it belongs. In many parts of the country radical reforms In tho matter of commence ment havo been Inaugurated und tho satisfaction following has been pen eral, according to tho Wyaluslng Rocket. Over in Renovo tho girls will be limited to a dress of white mado in sailor style and will not cost over a couple of dollars. Dollar dresses and all made by the girls themselves are in voguo in somo places whilo in other towns and cities tho boys and girls wear the same clothes when they receive their diplomas as they wear during tho term. New clothes are tabooed. "Clothes good enough to study and recite lessons in are good enough to graduate in" say some school boards. Tho Athens High school of which Prof. Fogers Is the principal this year will try something which will bo brand new in Bradford county. The commencement exercises will be very Informal, the diplomas will be presented without fuss and folly und There. Is more Catarrh in this sec tion of tho country than all other diseases put together, and untn the last few years was supposed to be Incurable. For a great many years doctors pronounced it a local disease and prescribed local remedies, and by constantly failing to cure with local treatment, pronounced it Incurable. Sclenco has proven catarrh to be a constitutional disease and therefore requires constitutional treatment. Hall's Catarrh Cure, manufactured by F. J. Cheney & Co., Toledo, Ohio, Is tho only constitutional cure on tho market. It is taken internally in doses from 10 drops to a teaspoonful. It acts directly on the blood and muc ous surfaces of tho system. They offer one hundred dollars for any case it fails to cure. Send for circulars and testimonials. Address: F. J. CHENEY & CO. Toledo, Ohio. Sold by Druggists, 7Gc. Take Hall's Family Pills for constipation. ESTABLISHED 183G THE OLDEST BANK IN WAYNE COUNTY --THE-- CAPITAL, SURPLUS TOTAL ASSETS WE ARE AFTER YOU ! You havo moro or less banking business. Possibly it is with us, such being the case you know something of our service, but if not a patron would it not bo well for you to become one ? OUR SAVINGS DEPARTMENT will help you start. It is calculated to serve all classes, the old and the young, the rich and tho poor, MEN, WOMEN AND CHILDREN IT RECEIVES DEPOSITS OF $1.00 AND UP and allows three per cent, interest annually. Interest will be paid from the first of any month on all deposits made on or before tho 10th of the month provided such deposits remain three calendar months or longer. HENRY Z. RUSSELL PRESIDENT. ANDREW THOMPSON VICE PRESIDENT. Prepared Fish In stocking up for this Len ten season we have secured the best regardless of price. We offer: Red Alaska Salmon, 1 lb. cans 18c Red Alaska Salmon, 2 lb. cans i2jc Fancy Columbia River Sal mon, 1 lb 25c Sardines, Domestic and Im ported, from 5c to 25c. a, can. Lobsters, Shrimp, Anchovies, Genuine Soused Mackerel, packed in Scotland, in lb. cans at 18c. Kippered Her rings and Herring in Tomato Sauce,, a real delicacy at 20c. per can. Soft and Hard Shell Clams in cans. Burnham's Clam Chowder and Clam Bouil-lion. the next day tho members of th graduating class leavo for Washing ton, D. C, whore they will spend a few days visiting tho nation's capi tol and taking In tho many sights i and around Washington. To pay tho expenses of tho trip tho Board of Education will appropriate the same amount of money as would b used in an elaborate commencement, and the graduates eacli give a mod erate sum which will cover the cost of tho trip. DR. E. F. SCANLON Tho Only Permanent Resident Rupture Spec ialist in Scranton. Ten Years' Success in this Cltv. Curing Rupture, Varicocele, Hydrocele Piles and Fistula, Dis eases o t Men Cured forever without opera tion or detention from business. uoiue 10 nie aim i win " curc you so you will Dr. E. V. Scnnlau not need to wear a snys:,,Tru8seswlU truss. not cure nurture.' INTERVIEW OR WRITE THESE CURED PATIENTS: Thomas L. Smith, Orson, Wnyne Co., To. Rupture. Peter L.Allan, 22 Seventh Ave., Carbondalc Pa. Hydrocele. Gilbert II. Knapp, Aldenvlllc, Wayne Co. l'a. Rupture. J. II. McConnon, 631 North Lincoln Avcnuo. Scranton, Pa. Rupture. Davis A. Gaylord, Pleasant Mount. Wayne Co., Pa. Rupture. Olllee Hours: 9 a. m. to 5 p. m and 7 to 8 . in.,; Sunt ays, 12 to 1 p. in. Satisfactory Arrangements May be Made For Credit, Consultation and Examination Free. OFFICES 13JLINDEN ST..CRANTON. PA NOTICE 01' ADMINISTRATION, ESTATE OP ADAM S. PRIDE, Late of the Rorough of Honesdale, All persons Indebtedto said estate are noU fled to make Immediate payment to the un dersigned ; and those having claims against the said estate are notified to present them duly attested, for settlement. HENRY WILSON. Kxccutor. Honesdale. Pa., Feb 22. 1911. NOTICE OF ADMINISTRATION, ESTATE OF EUGENE SWINGLE, Lntoof South Canaan Township Wayne, Co. All persons indebted to said estate are noti fied to make immediate payment to the un dersigned : and those having claims against the said estate are notllled to present them duly attested for settlement. JEANNETT SWINGLE. Executrix. South Canaan, Pa.. Feb. 27. 1311. $ 150,000.00 241,711.00 1,902,000.00 I EDWIN F. TORREY CASHIER. ALBERT C.LINDSAY AlEI TAM-CASHIER FRESH FISH Herewith we give a list of fresh-caught Fish which we handle only in season: HALIBUT CODFISH SPANISH MACKEREL TROUT WHITE FISH SMELTS YELLOW PIKE BLUE PIKE BLUE FISH WEAK FISH HADDOCK SALMON HERRING CATFISH PORGIE3 CLAMS SHAD SEA BASS OYSTERS