( WKATIIKll FORECAST: Colder. WEATHER FORECAST: Colder. mJIE CITIZEN is iho most JL widely .rend scnA-wcckly i newspaper In Wnyno County. Lustier now than nt nny time in its 08 years' history. pi OOD MORNING, Dear Rend- U ersl o you nil liml "La .lillticnzn," or "Grip- tliis Winter yet? )octor in time! 68th YEAR. HONE SD ALE, WAYNE CO., PA., WEDNESDAY, MARCH 1, 1911. VJ ersl SUB GrippeJSH py CollHsST NO. 17 00, RE, Ml, FA, SOL LA, SI; DO!" "YOU CAN'T EDUCATE THE EAR TO A PUBE MUSICAL TONE, IF YOU DON'T KEEP YOUB PIANO IN TUNE" D1FFEBENCE BE TWEEN ' COMEBCIAL ' AND ' HIGH GRADE INSTRUMENTS. This is the story, related In tho hotel lobby, to a CITIZEN reporter, by a veteran " piano tuner," whose twenty-five years experience in that line, have taught him the " Ins " nd "outs" of the business: "A piano ought to be gone over at least once a year for the good of the Instrument. A piano on the second floor will always stand in tune bet ter than one on the iirst floor, be cause there isn't so much dampness there. "You can't educate the ear to a pure musical tone, if you don't keep your piano in tune. A musical tone is a tone that Is pleasing. "How much does a good piano tost?" "Just according to the quality. You can buy a good grade, that is not a high quality grand piano, but a piano that will give you good sat isfaction and stand In tone well, In tho neighborhood of $300. I am speaking now of a cash price. If you were to buy on installments, a high grade piano would run from $400 to $G0O "Commercial Pianos." ., i i TTr,H,i Rtntoa mitrht properly come under the term of . 'commercial' pianos. A commercial piano is one that is gotten up as cheap as you can get them up. "There are pianos you can buy t from $S0 to $85. Pianos for ISO to $175 we call 'commercial' pianos. They're a line of goods sold to a class of people who want a mu sical Instrument and aro just as ser viceable to them as a high grade piano. Why People Buy Pianos. "Two-thirds of tho pianos are bought by people because they want something about the house for the children. They have no musical education. But they want a piano. I don't believe one-tenth of the peo ple that buy a piano realizes and knows tho difference In the quality of the tone of a piano. "Don't buy a cheap piano. These cheap pianos will not hold their tone. A slick salesfhan can 'tone regulate' them so they'll sound good. They won't hold that quality of tono only a few years. "Where a piano- holds Its qual ity of tone' is a characteristic of a faigh grade piano. The quality of the tone of a high grade piano will foe as good twenty years after, as on the day you buy it. "The tone of a 'commercial' piano will begin to deteriorate in five years, and by ten, will be very metallic. "If you close the lid on the ivory keys of piano, so that no light gets on for a year or fifteen months, they will get very yellow. The Idea of keeping it open is that the light bleaches the keys. One thing that turns the ivories of a piano a reddish-brown color Is the perspiration from the fingers. By taking a cloth, and dipping it In alcohol, and rub bing it, you can very frequently take the yellow off, because the alcohol will absorb the oil and grease in the Ivory. "Where pianos are used a great deal they are tuned every three months. There Is No "Best" Piuno. "There is really no 'best' piano made. By common consent of lead ing artists and people that are com- netent to judge, the 'Steinway' useu to stand at the head. If you were to buy a Concert Grand piano, there is no piano superior to the Steinway. "As far as 'wearing' qualities are concerned, there are a number of others that will equal It: Chlckering, Sohmer, Mason and Hamlin, etc "I've had 2ii years' experience as a piano tuner, and I couldn't say what was tho 'best' piano. Take the individual person and put him into a wareroom and let some one play on the pianos, something in one of those pianos will appeal to that person, and that will be the 'bfcsf piano for him to buy. "Taking care of a piano when you get it is the principal thing. Lots of medium-priced pianos will give lust as great satisfaction if taken caro of. A piano ought to be tuned about once a year. "If you buy a $1,000 piano, and don't take care of it, and have It tuned, It won't bo better In ten years than a cheap piano. Mr. Woodward, Honesdale, Writes To The Editor of Tho "Carbon, dalo Leader" About It. To the Editor of the Leader: I, for one, feel like taking off my bat in honor to you for your edi torial on the notorious Howe case, beaded "The Double Standard." In tho language of somebody who liv ed sometime and somewhere, I wish to mildly but emphatically exclaim, "Them's my sentiments!" May you Uvo long to make many equally as correct editorials along the true line of morality Is the wish of Yours sincerely, Frank P. Woodward. Honesdale, Feb. 22. Are yon going to see the Lions At tho Lyric To-night? SINK VALLEY H.S, CELEBRATES! TWENTY-THIRD ANNUAL BAN QUET HELD AT PORT .IEHVIS ON WASHINGTON'S B1BTI1DAY JUDGE ALONZO T. SEARLE DELIVERS ADDBESS ON "THE BENCH AND BAB OF WAYNE COUNTY" THE SOCIETY EN JOYED A PROSPEROUS YEAB, ACOHDIXO TO "THE PORT JEB VIS ONION." "I congratulate Port Jervls, on her progress; on Its municipal building, Its streets, Its forthcoming new post office, Its soon-to-be built Y. M. C. A., its now schools and opera house. Gentlemen, you want something more. You want to send your fire department up to Honesdale and give them a picnic, and then have two or three first-class fires when they are absent, and send them word of It so they can rejoice." Judge A.' T. Searle. Washington's Birthday found fit ting observance in the twenty-third annual banquet of the Minisink Val ley Historical Society, at the Bauer Inn, where eighty members of the society and guests from Port Jervls and vicinity assembled about the tables. Tho dining-room was filled and there was a splendid spirit of fellowship and tho dinner, which Mr. Bauer served, was enough to put all in good humor. It was the best din ner the society has had in years. Tho guests aseembled in the lobby and reading room and were ushered in and seated at long tables the full of the dining-room, the speak- ers table racing the door. Af ter grace had been said by the Rev. Joseph Y. Irwin, tho following menu was discussed: Blue Points on Half-Shell Celery Radishes Salted Nuts Argentine Consomme Stuffed Turkey Cranberry Sauce Peas Mashed Potatoes Sweet Potatoes Bauer Inn Salad Frozen Plum Pudding Apple Pie American Cheese Assorted Calces Coffeo Immediately following the dinner, President C. E. Cuddeback with brief romnrH IntrnilnH th cnralro Wo I told of the vear of nrnsneritv for t.hn society, and of the many documents given and solicited further contribu- Hnna nf l.lnrlf. nrtinloc, Wo ronnrt-1 ed that the society had secured the 1 -,,. - uiu AiinisiiiK. uaiue grouna, six acres now being owned, all the state law permits, the last having been secured hnt n. tpw rin v? nirn i He said the law required the so-: clety to fence and care for the I grounds, and that the society solicit- ed funds, to repay money advanced to buy the land and to fence and 1m-, provo the property. He said other patriotic organiza tions had learned of the purchase and a liberal and generous response had been made, without solicitation. Secretary S. M. Cuddeback read a letter from the Machackemech Chap ter, D. of R., contributing $25 for the battle ground fund and from Minisink Chapter of Goshen, giving ?lu0 for the same use. The an nouncement was greeted with ap plause. Pesident Cuddeback voiced tho thanks of the society for the gifts and asked liberal additional sums. Judge Alonzo T. Searle, of Hones dale, Presiding Judge of the Wayne county court, was the first speaker. He said in part: "Let me commend the objects of your society. It is a wise thing in these days when all the world seems to have gone money mad, 'to stop and look and listen,' and view the deeds, lives, character, conduct and action of those who have gone before us. It Is a most lamentable fact that under the present condition of Amer ican politics and society, the princi pal object of discussing public men seems to be not for the purpose of honest criticism and finding out and showing the good traits of their characters, but rather they are talk ed about In the spirit of carping faultfinding, and in tho endeavor to tear down and not build up; to large destructive criticisms and not enough constructive suggestion." Saying that he had Holland blood in his veins and was in accord with the association, he referred to the battle of Minisink, with its memory of Bran'dt, and of the heroes of that battle. He said ho was glad the af fair was a dinner, not a banquet, gave a humorous description of the banquet and congratulated the asso ciation and Mr. Bauer on the dinner served. Judge Searle In speaking of the progress of the city, quoted above, alluded pleasantly to former Mayor Swartwout. He then turned to his subject and spoke of the bench and bar of Wayne county, mentioning Chief Justice Sharswood, Lawyers Woodward, Wilmot, Little, Fuller, Torrey, Hand, DImmick, Crane and Waller, and tho early judges, Collins, Barrett, Eldred, Jessup and Porter, and told a number of humorous stor ies of several of the judges: Judge Scarle's Address. "Judge Porter, back when Wayne and Pike were in one district, was sentencing a young man to a long term. In doing so he exhorted the prisoner: 'Young fellow, I trust that tho time you spend In tho peniten tiary will be spent in cursing whisky, which has brought you here.' 'I will, your honor,' was the reply, 'and Porter too.' "Judge Green, who came later, as broad as honest and as honest as broad, on one occasion whipped his boy for lying. Tho boy stood It a Ml long tlmo and then asked: 'How long Is It going to be before you stop whipping me for lying. I get paid for it, just the same as you do.' "Judge Waller was another one of the older men, for all the world the type of the Southern Colonel, as po lite to Hugh J, .Tcwett as to Patrick Haggerty, of Fypt, and no more. He was sitting in a case where a woman wltnc was asked her age. She replied that she was 30. She. was badgered quite a bit, and later asked tho iudge If she might change her testimony. When given tho per mission, she said to Judge Waller:. 'These lawyers got me so flustered that when they asked my age I for got and instead of my ago gave them my bust measure.' "There was Judge Seeley, with his long, flowing gray beard, typo of the Aaron or Moses of the Exodus. He was generally regarded as an austere man, but If you saw him at Tracey villo at Sunday school and watched tho children clustered about and clinging to him, you would not have that opinion. Ho was on one occa sion naturalizing several parties. One man he was questioning as to his qualifications. " 'Have you read the constitution?' asked tho Judge. " 'I have not.' " 'Have you read about George Washington ?' " 'I have not.' " 'Have you read about Abraham Lincoln?' " 'I have not.' " 'Well, what have you read?' " 'I have red hairs on the back of mo neck.' "On another occasion a young Philadelphia lawyer was making a long speech before Judge Seeley. He finally turned to the Judge and said: " 'I trust, your honor, that I am not trespassing upon your time.' " 'Well, young man,' Judge Seeley replied, 'There's a difference between trespassing upon time and encroach ing upon eternity.' "Judge Purdy, who died a little over a year ago, on one occasion at Mllford charged a jury: 'Now gen tlemen of the jury, we have given you this law and the Court is sup posed to know more law than you do; If you wish to disregard this law you are at liberty to do so and find a verdict for the defendant.' "The verdict was for the defendant and Judge Purdy addressed them: 'Gentlemen, you evidently thought yo" 'tnew mo la,w than tlle curt,-' Up TOSO the foreman and Said I wen, your nonur, we consmerea uiai Pjnt. "Justice Dingman was sentencing negrO for Stealing chickens. 'YOU have been convicted of a most hein- nits nr mo. no Rnlil tn tho follnw - , . , : The sentence of this court is that you, be ?ter1nally Han,,s?dt from the 1 u""1 Ul " uuilcu o lulus, auw skin for Jersey, blank you.' "On another occasion a lot of Wayne county fellows going down the Delaware snubbed their rafts at uingman's Ferry tne aay uetore eiec- tion. It was a pretty close contest and they got the Wayne men to vote at that Pike county election. So 12 or 15 of them were locked , up at Mllford. They applied for a liabeas to Judge Porter. Associate Justice Dingman said: 'Now Porter, you are pretty good on some kinds of law, but I have been down to Harrisburg and Washington and I am familiar with constitutional and legislative law. I think you had better with draw from the bench and let me de cide this case.' Judge Porter con sented and then Judge Dingman said: In the constitutional law I read that a man sailing the high seas is allowed to vo- at any port where he happens to be on election day. I decide-that these men are navigators and are upon tho high seas and that the Delawaro Is navf gable water and therefore this In. dlctment Is quashed.' " Judge Seare spoke of the free gov. eminent established by Penn and of the splendid history of the state In the struggles of the nation in the Revolution, 1812, the Civil War and Spanish War. He also spoke of her prosperity and natural beauties, in conclusion. Mr. John W. Lyon, who was next introduced, explained that Judge Clearwater, of Kingston, had been Invited, but was unable to come and that he had consented to speak. lie said he represented the early settlers through a maternal ancestor, whose memory he revered highly. Mr. Lyon said the society was fortunate in hav ing so brilliant a representative of I Wayne county as Judge Searle, whose address had been very entertaining. Then he told of a visit to Philadel phia and of a visit to the Wanamaker store, where he heard a bugle call and learned that tho Colonial custom of announcing 5 o'clock by tho bugle call was kept up. He believed Penn- sylvanians had great reverence and regard for old customs of historic and .sentimental interest. Tho out of town guests were: Harryvllle J. Z. Twichell. Brooklyn John H. Bogardus. Goshen T. D. Schopnmaker, Hon. J. B. Sweezey. Greenville Samuel Decker, Cle ment Van Etten, John W. Eaton, William V. Walker. Guymard Peter L. Gumaer, C. Gumaer. Hoboken Howell S. Bennet. honesdale Hon. Alonzo T. Searle, Andrew Thompson. Huguenot J. Van Drown, C. J. Van InJgen, Benjamin C. Swart wont. Jf M jdysue George W. Clark, Slm on,iJBrk, James E. Cole, John A. Eveim. Matamoras C. A. Snyder, Rev. A. C. Covey, J. W. Wood. Jersey City Eston K. May. Otisvllle I. T. Mapes. Owego Dr. C. L. Stiles. Shohola S. St. John Gardner, Ed ward R. Kalbfus. TRIP TO THE I) 800 OF HONESDALE'S YOUNG PF.OPLE GIVE SPLENDID REN DITION OF COMIC OPERA AT LYRIC THEATRE, THURSDAY, FRIDAY AND SATURDAY NIGHTS BEFORE GREAT CROWDS. The actors took their parts very well,v and encores were frequent. It was remarked by a number of spec tators that there Is a great deal of latent histrionic ability in the Maple City. Tho Story Of The Piny. The story of the play is interest ing and nicely adapted to the pur pose of romantic light opera. The people of Mars are excited over the approaching marriage of Little Dorothy, daughter of the old woman who lives In the shoe, to old Peter Piper, the weather man. The weather man, freed from his cares, on his trip to our planet, plunges in to merry-making, stops over to visit the Milky Wayters on the Aurorabo realls, and is given permission to drink from the Big Dipper. Here he discovers to his great surprise that tho old cow had been failing In her milk since she got the notion of jumping over the moon every night. This started them all kicking so did tho old cow. She kicked and kicked until she had all the ilxed stars falling. The weather man fin ally persuades the old cow to join him on his trip to our planet and entertain the guests at the marriage of himself and little Dorothy. The young lady has just arrived from Carbondale and has fallen in love with Tom Piper, a news reporter on the GLOBE, nephew of old Piper the Weather Man. iOin uisgulsed himself in a suit of clothes left in haste by the Weather Man, while be ing placed under arrest by Officer Degrote, for riding the cow that jumped over the moon, through the streets of Honesdale without a dog license. Tom contrives to pass him self off as the old Weather Man and marries Dorothy. Officer Degrote returns, after the arrest of the weather Man, in search of clews and discovers Tom in disguise, whom he takes to be his escaped prisoner. Officer Degrote now places himself in a very embarrassing posi A'fi, being obliged to 'impersonate the part of an Indian. Cigar Sign Tom, later in order to be present at the banquet given In honor of his marriage to Dorothy, finds that he has to impersonate not only his un cle, but himself, by constant change of dress. While Tom is out making a change of costume his uncle, the Weather Man, returns from prison and Is greeted by everyone as the happy bridegroom. Finally his per plexity is solved by tho appearance of Tom dressed as his exact coun terpart, and the result of the ex planation is, old Piper claims the bride. Officer Degrote comes to Tom's rescue by serving a warrant 6"h old Piper and arrests him for shooting within the city limits and using Degrote for a target, while Im personating a dummy. The dialo gue throughout is remarkably bright, brilliant in effectiveness and charm, and the situation very amusing. HAWLEY, II); SEELYVILLE, 18. Seelyville Defeated Saturday Night For First Time This Season. The Seelyville basket ball team went to Hawley last Saturday with a string of twelve unbroken victories to their credit. Hawley broke the charm, however, defeating tho Seely ville boys by the score of 19 to 18. Between 75 and 100 people from Seelyville went along to see the game. The line-up: Seelyville. Hawley. Mackle Forward Swltzer H. Polley. ..Forward Gilpin Benny Center Schultz Sonn Guard Ames Mills Guard Guinn Mackle 1, Benny 2, Benny, 1 foul, Switzer 1, Gilpin 2, Gilpin, 1 foul. Score at end of first half was a tie: 77. Second Half. Seelyville Mackle 1, H. Polley 2, Benney 2, Bonney, 1 foul; Hawley Swltzer 2, Gilpin 2, Schultz 1, Uuln 1. Number of points scored in sec ond half: 11 to 12 In favor of Haw ley. The final score was 16 to 19 In favor of Hawley. MATRIMONIAL. Mornn Cuden Nuptials. A pretty wedding was solemnized at tho Catholic church by Rev, Eugene O'Boyle, of Susquehanna, Wednesday, February 22, when Miss Mame Caden became the bride of James Moran, of Hancock, N. Y. Mrs. Moran Is a life-long resident of Starrucca and is held in tho highest esteem by all who know her. Wil liam Caden, brother of the bride, was bridegroom, and Mr. Moran's sister acted as bridesmaid. Immedl ately after tho wedding, breakfast was served at tho home of tho bride, The couple left on tho afternoon train for New York and Philadelphia. Mr. and Mrss, Moran will reside in Hancock, N. Y. The bride was very prettily dressed In cream crepe de chine over nllo green silk. Her traveling suit was navy blue broad cloth. Slate Hill Rev. E. Irwin Gilmore. Sparrowbush G. H. Johnson, L. A. Johnson. The Port Jervls Union. M CARBONDALE WINS IN LITERARY CONTEST Carbondale Downs Duiiinoro mid Honesdale In Triangular Event At Grund Opera- House, Cnrbondnlc. Carbondale scored a triumph Fri day night in the annual literary con test with Dunmore and Honesdale winning two out of the four events, the other competing towns dividing honors for second place, each win ning one point. The contest which was held in the Grand Opera house was attended by a packed house, six carloads of Dunmore enthusiasts and eight from Honesdale being present to cheer their favorites on to victory. There wore four competitions on the program, an oration, declama tion, recitation and essay. Tho two former were for boys and the two latter for girls. In the oration, "Con servation of American Forests," Floyd Ellsworth Brink of Dunmore High school was declared the victor. In the declamation, "The Indian Chieftain," John Sutton, of Hones dale, won. in the essay. Miss Bes sie Patten of Carbondale presented a very able paper on "Pennsylvania in Education" and was the winner while Miss Helen Shannon of Car bondale was the victor in the recita tion, "A Candle Lecture," Miss Mar garet Charlesworth representing Honesdale. Ray Dibble delivered a plendld oration which we print In tun eisewnere. in all uaruonuale made G points, Honesdale 5 and Dun more 2. Miss Marie Bracey, Hones dale,' read a splendid essay. The judges were Prof. B. F. '1 nomas, Keystone Academy, Prof. G. Gelst, Hazleton, and Prof. James Archbald, Jermyn. WOMAN IS AVILL1NG TO PAY THE PENALTY. Scranton, Pa., February 27. While tears coursed down her cheeks, Emily Phillips, plead guilty in court Saturday morning to at tempting to secure money by false pretense. "I have done wrong and am will ing to pay the penalty no matter what it may be. It was the first criminal act I had ever committed and I am sure it will teach me the lesson I needed," she said, according to Monday s Scranton Truth. The woman first entered a plea of guilty to the charge of forgery but in the statements of the authorities it was learned that her own name had been signed to the checks which she had presented to several business nlaces In the cltv. She then with. drew that plea and entered one of obtaining money under false pre tense. It was then shown that she had obtained no money on the checks. Her next plea was changed to having attempted to obtain mon ey by false pretense. Her willingness to plead each time led Judge E. C. Newcomb to re- mark that she was a most obliging client. The woman has been in jail for three weeks and the court discharged her under a suspended sentence. Her home Is in Dover, Del., where her father Is a fruit dealer, she said. She came here from Honesdale. Dispute At A Funeral. "I never had anything happen like that in my 37 years ministry, said the Rev. W. H. Swift. D. D., as he stood on the corner of Ninth and Main streets, Friday afternoon where a dispute as to the disposition of the body of the late William Roberts, who died at his daughter's home In Honesdale, Tuesday evening, aged 78 years, and whose funeral services Dr. Swift had conducted, took place in front of tho Union station, the sons contending that the body ought to bo taken to York state and bur ied by the side of his wife and chil dren, while the daughter insisted on his being laid to rest at Hoad leys. Her arguments backed up by Undertaker J. Sam Brown, carried the day and the funeral cortege pro ceeded to Hoadleys whore Interment was made. Tho pall-bearers were: Warren Roberts, Beaver Brook, N. Y.; Abel Roberts, Beaver Brook, N. Y.; Nelson Roberts, Port Jervls, N. Y.; George Roberts, Honesdale, all sons of tho deceased. The deceased was a native of Beaver Brook, N. Y where for forty years ho followed the pursuit of farming. His wife died three years ago and in 1909 he came to Honesdale to live with his daughter. He was a member of the Methodist church. Funeral Of Miss Alice McKeunu. Funeral services for Miss Alice McKenna were held last Saturday morning In St. Johns R. C. church, and were largely attended, Rev. Fathers Thomas M. Hanley. E. Burke, Honesdale, Frank B. Walsh, Hawley, officiating. John Carroll and Miss May Finnerty sang several touching solos. Interment was made In St. John's cemetery. The bear ers were: Jacob Demer, William Kallighan, Thomas Bracey, Eugene Cannivan, John Croghan, John Was man. Friends and relatives from out-of-town who attended the funeral were: Mr. and Mrs. M. J. Kelly, Miss Mary Qulnn, Deposit, N. Y.; Mrs. P. Mc Shane, Miss Bessie McShane, New burgh, N. Y.; Miss Bessie Coyle, Montrose; Mrs. P. Heffron, Miss Lucy Heffron, Plttston; Miss Anna Heffron, Miss Lizzie'Croghan, Scran ton; Mrs. T, A. Klrkwood, Misses Margaret and Catherine Flnneran, Carbondale. The floral tributes were numerous and beautiful. Hon. Leopold Fuerth Is at home sick with the grip. 'f AS $1500 . AT STAKE ?" ALLEGED REASON FOR FRIDAY "FUNERAL FIGHT," OVER BODY OF WILLIAM ROBEBTS. SR., WAS DESIRE ON PART OF THREE SONS TO COMPEL THEIR SISTER TO GIVE UP DEED OF PROPERTY OWNED FORMERLY BY THEIR FATH ER. In an attempt, It Is alleged, to gel possession of tho deed of the proper ty of their father, the late William Roberts, who died last Tuesday night at the home of his daughter, Mrs. Francis Bonear, Ridge street, three of his sons mado determined efforts to secure his body for shipment to York Stato and interment there, con trary to the wishes of their father, who had hundreds of times request ed that his body be laid at rest by the side of his brothers on a private loto in the Bonear estate at Hoad loys. Brothers Make Nuisances Of Them selves. The brothers made a complete nui sance of themselves down town right in front of tho Union station. Ac cording to the statement of one who is in a position to know, it is alleged that they offered to relinquish all claim to tlielr father's body, provid ed their sister would give up the deed of the property in Sullivan coun ty, New York. This property, which is a farm consisting of about 30 acres, is worth about $1500. But its timbered property, and perhaps for that reason may be more valuable some day. Mr. Ro belts, br., wueii ue came to live with his daughter, Mrs. Fran6is Bonear, in Honesdale, sev eral years ago, deeded the property over to her for the consideration of $1, the deed being on lile at Monti cello, N. Y. It is also alleged that their father would not have come here to live, but for the reason that he couldn't live with his sons in New York. In the words of an eyewitness to the dispute in front of the station Friday afternoon, "The brothers just howled. I couldn't understand what they said at all." Officer Canivan Takes A Hand. The "bluff" game at the station didn't work however, thanks to Of ficer J. J. Canivan who happened to ue 011 liani1 when one of the three sons from Beaver Brook held up the driver of the hearse and demanded from him the body of his father. Of ficer Canivan naturally wanted to know what the son wanted. The lat ter replied that he demanded the body of his father, so that ho could ship it to Beaver Brook, N. Y., on the Erie train, whose time of leaving Honesdale was almost at hand. Po liceman Canivan asked Driver Thos. Solmon how his burial certificate read, and on being told "Hoadleys," he ordered the driver to go on, and turning to the intruder, the son, he showed his badge, and ordered him to move on under penalty of arrest, despite the nroteKtntions nf the son that he, too, had a permit, and that it gave him permission to remove the body to Beaver Brook The party then drove to Hoadleys, but It was not until late that evening that the Interment actually took place, TO o'clock being the time as signed by eyewitnesses. Aged Father Lived Happily With His Daughter. According to the testimony of neighbors of his daughter, Mrs. Bon ear, who lives on Ridge street, Mr. Roberts was perfectly contented to live with her. He made much of his five grandchildren and they loved him in return. Mrs. Bonear, showed honor and respect to her father un til his last days, believing that it Is a child's duty to take care of their parents, who bring them up. It is alleged that Warren Roberts paid for the burial permit, and had It made into a transfer to York state. It was necessary for Georgo Roberts to drive back from Hoadleys and get another permit from Dr. Ely before interment could bo made. The burial permit was secured at Brown's un dertaking establishment, In the ab sence of Mr. Brown, one of his em ployees being misled by the story told him by one of the brothers, it is said. Tho Rev. Dr. Swift, who had charge of the funeral, read a brief service over tho body at Hoadleys, but the actual lowering into the grave did not take place until 10 o'clock. Law Suit Probable. Any further attempts to secure tho body mado by the brothers in Now York stato, will be resisted, it is said, to tho fullest extent of the law. Mr. Roberts reason, It Is said, for wanting to bo buried at Hoad leys, is because two of his brothers, for whom ho had worked and slav ed, and In whose bringing up he took a great part, sleep there. Another Egg Record! THE CITIZEN, Honesdale, Pa. My 24 hens for January laid near ly ono egg more per hen than Mrs. Hazleton's, of Newfoundland, but one less than Mr. Miller's of Pleasant Mount. 389 eggs from 24 hens during January, 1911. And without "sprouted oats" at that. Very truly yours, JOHN T. GARDNER, Equlnunk, Pa. February 23, 1911. Pastor M. E. Church,