Tllto tttTIZHN, FMDAY, FKIHtUAKY 21, 1011. THE CITIZEN Semi-Weekly Founded 1008; Weekly Founded 1811. POHUBIIKD EVERY WEDNESDAY AND FRIDAY BV THE CITIZEN PUBLISHING COMPANY. Entered as secotid-cliiss matter, at tlio post olllce. Honesdale. I'u. K. U.HAKDKNHHKUH. - 1'KKdlDKNT .W W.WOOD. - MANAOKH AND SKC'Y J.M.SMEIVTZEK KDITOH directors: a ii. porfxinoer. m. b. allen, henry wilson. k. b. iiakdenberoii. V. W. WOOD. Fill DAY, KKISKUAHY 21, 11)11. MA IITI 1 A WASH I NGTOX. Ono hundred and liitytwo years apo yesterday, (February 22) Murtha and George were- married. lOlfIity tno yeurs ago, yesterday, the First I'resbytcriau church, Ilonesuale, was founded. Twenty-seven years ago yesterday, Itev. W. 11. Swift, 1). ., began Ills memorable pastorate In tbnt church. Such n raro combina tion of fortuitous circumstances de nerved to bo ilttingly commemorated. And 000 people appropriately cele brated the triple anniversary by en Joying n Martha Washington Supper in the Chapel of tho Old First Church, Wednesday evening. It was good to bo there. It takes the wom en to help tlio men to liberal por tions of turkey, after all. It takes tlio women to make candy that makes your mouth water to thiiiK of It. It takes tho women to make "bags," "jabots," "aprons," and tho lord only knows what else! What could wo do WITHOUT tho women, and what wo can we do WITH them! It is worth while for people of ull creeds and nationalities to get to gether once a year in tho "breaking of bread." After all wo are human llrst, and religious next. Such gath erings do much toward breaking down tho absurd "barbed-wire" de nominational "fences," and to hast ening tho day when all shall ac knowledge "ono faith, one Lord, one ISaptism!" OONFKSSION AXI) CONTIUTIOX. "A sin concealed is half forgiven," said a prominent Itoman Catholic priest to us several years ago. And, in tho light of the numerous editor ial expressions on the part of several of our esteemed contemporaries, juicnt tho recent trial of a four-year-old unpleasantness, wo are in clined to think that tho matter had better been settled in tho lirst place. Tho Stato has in its employ hund reds of men whose business it is to "keep tho peace," to patch up such unsavory messes and prevent them from being brought before tho courts. GOOD ItOADS. Wo commend to our readers the careful consideration of tho remarks made by Governor Tenor in an ad dress which ho delivered at Harris burg, on Washington's Illrthday, wherein he strongly .advocates tho adoption of tho "Good Howls" bill, calling for an expenditure of fj!50, 000,000 by tho Commonwealth of rennsylvania for tho improvement of tho highways of tho State. "A TIHI TO THE MOON." Tho production of "A Trip To The Moon" at the Lyric Theatre, Thurs day and Friday nights of this week, under tho auspices of tho Honesdale Improvement Society, will givo the theatre-going public an excellent op portunity to "size up" tho histrionic abilities of our young people, as well as of enjoying several hours of good fun. You're going of course, aren't you? STEGNER'S Offerings of Fish Food During Lent A word regarding quality. In quoting prices herein we have put them as low as possi ble considering quality. Each and every fish we quote is positively fresh and we guar antee them to be the best ob tainable. We do not handle small size packages of any kind of salt fish for the simple reason that the smaller the package the more the fish cost per pound, owing to the extra cost of small kegs or tubs. In quoting Fresh Fish it would be impossible to name prices owing to market fluctua tions. We dress and deliver all fish promptly. WASHINGTON LETTER. Washington, D. C, February 21. Nearly ono thousand patriots at the Capitol are awaiting with deep anxl oty the decision of President Taft rel ative to an extra session of Congress. They aro Republican office-holders, most of whom have been on tho gov ernment pay roll so long thoy have come to consider themselves fixtures there. Slnco March 4, 1897, tho date upon which William McKinley suc ceeded Grover Cleveland as Presi dent, the Republican party has been In uninterrupted control of tho House of Representatives. With the return of the Republican party to the majority side of the House every position in the organization of that hotly, excepting a very few conceded to the minority, was filled by the appointment of a Republican and all of these positions havo since been held by Republicans. Congress is the one branch of the federal govern ment which has refused to recognize tho merit system. Not a civil ser vice regulation of any character has ever been enforced In either House or Senate, nor Is any examination re quired to establish the qualification of an applicant for a capitol appoint ment. It Is at the capitol alone that ono may find an appointive method that suggests the so-called "spoils system," of quarter of a century ago. If President Taft does not call Con gress to meet In extra session every Republican officeholder in the House organization will hold his place un til next December, when the Demo crats will reorganize that body. Then the Democrats will have at their dis posal some of the highest salaried and most desirable positions In the government service. Tho salaries range from that of the Clerk of the House, $G,500 a year, down to the wages of the laborer on the "tem porary roll." With the change in the political complexion of the House, Pennsylvania will lose the of fice of clerk, which for 36 years has been filled by a Pennsylvaniaa. Ed ward McPherson, of Gettysburg, was clerk for 1C years. When the Dem ocrats returned to control the clerk ship was given to James Kerr, of Clearfield, succeeded by Major Alex ander McDowell, of Sharon, who has hold the place for nearly sixteen years. This time the Keystone state has no candidate for cleric and the olllce Is expected to go to a southern stato. It will be no easy task for the Democrats to fill the places at their disposal. The Democracy has been separated from the patronage though so long that office hungry party workers In every state will de mand appointments. If thero were ten thousand places Instead of one thousand to be filled there still would not be nearly enough to go round. ItKCOIlI) AVIUTEU OX MAIL ORDER HOUSES. Shows The Mistake Some People Make Goods Cheaper Right At Home. Tho Brodheadsville correspondent of the Monroe Record has been ob serving for some time the growth of the mail order business in that sec tion and the manner in which people aro being "stung." He has written an article on the subject that is worthy of tho most careful consider ation on tho part of tho readers. It "follows: "Chicago mail order houses have lately been sending catalogues broad cast through tho western part of the county. Prior to that their larger catalogues, too bulky for the malls, were delivered by teams from farm to farm. The fellow, a hired farm er, who went through Brodheads ville, had an ordinary two-horse farm wagon; he said when he left Kresge vllle his wagonbody was full. These books, containing between 900 and 1,000 pages, In size twice as large as a common book page, and weighing five pounds or moro each, are sent in carload lots from Chicago to dis tributing points in the east. "At a postofllce In one of tho west ern townships money orders aggre gating $312 were made out in favor of these Chicago concerns during December last. Other postofilces in tho West End also send out piles of money. In one instance a man got a money order from a postmaster merchant from whom he was wont to buy his household necessities on credit. "A young fellow who sent $5 to SALT FISH MACKEREL LOT No. 1 These are choice Norway No. 2 Mackeral and weigh very nearly 16 ounces; sell at 15c. each. MACKEREL LOT No. 2 We will haye a lot of fancy Shore Bloater Mackerel, late catch, in about March 1st. These fish average two pounds each, selling, at 45 cents each. These fish are positively the fin est Mackerel that swim and will suit the most fastidious taste. ALASKA SALMON They are the very best that are caught, packed at once right where they are caught. They weigh about 5 pounds each, at I2j c. pound. CODFISH We have Salt Codfish packed as follows: Shredded in glass, Strips in glass and packages. In boxes loose. Chlfago for what he thought would bo a silver watch received a tlmo pleco that can be duplicated any whero for $3. A man who got a sausago cutter told tho nowspaper correspondent that later ho learned ho could havo bought the same ma chine $2 cheaper from tho merchant 300 yards from his door; as the ex pressago on the grinder was $2, this man was out 54 on his first and last Chicago venture. Another sent for a sewing machine, which was brok en when It camo and was refused; a second was sent from Chicago, and this didn't work well. An inciden tal experience of this man wus that ho had to mako several trips to Saylorsburg, five miles. A fanner got a range, which ho couldn't use, and Is now going to buy one at home. Another farmer also got a range that is not giving satisfaction. A party who sent for a number of articles, including a cardboard tele scope, received only some of the goods, and when he wrote about the rest was told they were not In stock; It was months before the matter was finally adjusted through a local jus tice. Still another party got a tele scope, nearly a yard long, that would be ruined If it should over get wet. Just before Christmas a woman sent for a big Teddy bear pictured off in a catalogue; and when the Teddy arrived it was just like the picture That is, just as big. "Doubtless there aro many other such cases, but they are kept quiet; most people won't talk when thoy get bit. There are instances, how ever, where people were satisfied. Farmers buying from home dealers often put the latter to the expense of delivering the goods; but tho self samo folks will drlvo miles to Kun kletown or Saylorsburg for goods sent from Chicago, and think nothing of It. "Because of the millions these western houses are making they are multiplying fast; new ones are bob bing up all the time. Money sent to them never returns to benefit the community. A man who thus sends money away Is like the fellow who sits on the limb he Is sawing off. And If everybody did business in this way money would soon be so scarce in Western Monroe that the people, like the Indians 200 years ago, would have to do down to Wheir springs and gather mussel shells and use them as wampum. Tlio Man Who Delivers the Rural Mail. There's lots of jobs a chap can have beneath old Uncle Sam. From serving in tho army, down to testing beef and ham; Or being a department clerk down thar in Washington, And working down in Panama, thoy say, is lots of fun; But when it comes to gov-ment jobs a country chap can nail, I'd rather bo the carrier who serves tho rural mail. It's 10 o'clock each morning, or somewhero thereabout, When Jason White, the carrier, comes jogging down his route; His yellow sulky croaking loud bo hind ihls speckled nag. And Jason busy sorting mail out of each leather bag; A letter here, a paper there his mein'ry must not fall, I tell you what, it takes a head to serve the rural mall. It's fun to watch the folks come out when Jason's whistle blows, And see him dealing out tho mail as down the road ho goes. The catalogue and sample seeds and Down East magazines, And postal cards from Eastorport, Maine, clean to the Philippines, Lovo letters for tho love-sick gals, with town beaus on the trail By gosh! thore's lots of happiness hid in tho rural mall. And once, when we were near the school, wo heard young Jason shout, And then wo saw him .halt his nag and call tho teacher out; And when she asked him what ho had, in such a pretty way. He leaned way out and kissed her gosh! her face was red all day. By hen! of all the gov-ment jobs a country chap can nail. I'd rather be the carrier who serves tho rural mail. Judge. HERRING Caught off of the coast of Newfoundland; packed in bar rels right on the boat. The best that are caught at 6 cents per pound. i SUNDAY SCHOOL STANDARDS The Standard Of Excellence For Tho Elemeiitnry Grades Of The Sunday School. Lily Miss Cnrrio Clark. Mrs. Baldwin, our State Elemen tary Superintendent, Is anxious to put the Standard of Excellence be fore every Sunday school In the state. We havo thought that perhaps tho best way to reach the schools of Wayno county would bo through tho columns of THE CITIZEN which has so kindly offered to aid us In our Sunday school work. This does not mean that all schools not meeting the Standard should seek at once to introduco many new departments, but it does mean that each school should at tempt to do one thing at a time, and thus gradually grow to the Ideal, The following is taken from tho Elementary Standard leaflet, copies of which may be obtained by writ ing tho State office: THE STANDARD. 1. The Cradle Roll (birth to three.) 2. Beginners' Department (or class) children 3, 4 and 5. 3. Primary Department (or class) children C, 7 and 8. 4. Junior Department (or class) children 9, 10, 11 and 12. 5. Separate room, or separation by curtains or screens for each de partment. G. Blackboards, or substitute, used in all three departments. 7. IJeginners' Lessons. A course of lessons covering two years has been outlined for the little beginners by the International Lesson Commit tee. Many of the denominations are furnishing helps in connection with this course. The lessons are much simpler than those suggested for the older children, and for this reason moro nearly meet the spiritual needs of tho beginners. Write to your own denominational publishing house for further information. 8. Graded Primary Lessons. A course of graded lessons for the chil dren six to eight years of age has been prepared for all schools desir ing to use such a course. Many Sunday Schools are using this course because It seems far better adapted to the development (.mental and spiritual) of the child. It is hoped that many moro Sunday Schools will adopt or adapt the course. Where this seems really impossible it is suggested that the Uniform lesson bo used, and In connection with the Uniform lesson, tho Supplemental lessons suggested by tho Lesson Committee. You can get an outline of the Supplemental lessons for the Primary Department by writing to the Pennsylvania Sabbath School Association. O. Graded Junior Lessons. A course of graded lessons for the hoys and girls nine to twelve years of age, has also been prepared. These lessons take into considera tion tho physical, intellectual and spiritual powers of tho pupil at this stage of his development. The stor ies of the men and women of the Bible aro made most interesting. The home work familiarizes tho pu pil with the Bible. Tho teacher is not supposed to ever lose sight of tho ultimate end of tho work: life with and for Christ. Many schools are using these lessons and the num ber will bo constantly increasing. Where schools feel that they can not yet take this forward step, it is suggested that they contlnuo the Uniform lessons, but add the Supple mental lessons for tho Junior De partment. Tho outlines for tho Supplemental lessons can be secur ed from tho Pennsylvania State Sabbath School Association. 10. Teacher Training. Every live, wide-awake Sunday School teacher of to-day feels a desire to be better trained for the work. For this reason any of tho approved Teacher Training Courses are rec ommended by the State Association. While the courses are simple, they aro thorough. Every Elementary grade teacher should take such a course of study. Those who are teaching children in tho formative period of life need all tho skill that CISCOES Caught in Lake Erie. We have two sizes, both dressed. No. i's at 7 cents per pound, and Jumbos at 8 cents per pound. can bo acquired. In order for a school to attain the full "Standard'1 It is necessary for every teacher of children under twelve years of ago to tako some Training Course. What Does This Mean To A School Adopting Tlio Standard? It Menus that the need of tho child will bo met in each lesson taught. It Means that tho attendance and Interest in tho school will largely In crease. It Means that the school Is doing more efficient work In tho building up of Christ's Kingdom than was possible before adopting a standard. Will Your School Adopt This Standard? Tho Cigarette Law! , AN ACT For tho Protection of tho Health of Persons Addicted to tho Smoking of Cigarettes, and Imposing a Fino for the Violation of Its Pro visions. Whereas, the smoking of Cigar ettes is Injurious to the health of tho young; thereforo Section 1. Be It enacted, etc., That if any person or persons shall sell cigarettes or cigarette paper to any person or persons under the ago of twenty-one years, he or she so of fending shall be guilty of a misde meanor, and upon conviction thereof shall be sentenced to pay a flno of not more than three hundred dollars, nor less than one hundred dollars. Tho same is hereby amended as follows: Section 1. Be it enacted, etc., That If any person or persons shall furnish cigarettes or cigarette paper by gift, sale or other means, to any person or persons under the age of twenty-one yeas, he or she so offend ing shall be guilty of a misdemeanor, and upon conviction thereof shall be sentenced to pay a fine of not more than three hundred dollars, and not less than ono hundred dollars. Approved the 16th day of March, A U., 1905. SAMUEL W. PENNYPACKER. The foregoing Is a true and cor rect copy of the act of tho General Assembly, No. 27. FRANK M. FULLER, Secretary of the Commonwealth. DEAFNESS CANNOT BE CUllED by local applications, as they can not reach the diseased portion of the ear. There is only one way to euro deafness, and that is by constitu tional remedies. Deafness is caus ed by an inflamed condition of the mucous lining of the Eustachian Tube. When this tube is Inflamed you have a rumbling sound or im perfect hearing, and when It Is en tirely closed, Deafness is the result, and unless the inflammation can be taken out and this tube restored to its normal condition, hearing will be destroyed forever; nine cases out of ten aro caused by Catarrh, which is nothing but an inflamed condition of tho mucous surfaces. Wo will give One Hundred Dol lars for any case of Deafness (caus ed by catarrh) that cannot be cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure. Send for circulars, free. F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, O. Sold by Druggists, 75c. Take Hall's Family Pills for con stipation. WHERE LOW PRICES PREVAIL at FLAGQ'S CLOTHING HOUSE 863 Main St. Grambs Building. No Over Coats or Winter Goods to be carried over if low prices will sell them. Men's $8.00 Overcoats at .- $3.03 Men's $12.00 Overcoats at . . 5.95 Men's $15.00 Overcoats at " 7.05 Youth's $10.00 Overcoats at '. .5 Boys' $3.00 Overcoats at i.o Boys' Odd Vests, 30 to 30 size ...... 23o Men's Sweaters, value 75 cents 35, FLAGQ'S CLOTHING HOUSE 863 Main St. Grambs Building Honesdale OPPOSITE the D. & II. R. R. STATION. Prepared Fish In stocking up for this Len ten season we have secured the best regardless of price. We offer: Red Alaska Salmon, 1 lb. cans 18c Red Alaska Salmon, j4 lb. -cans I2jc Fancy Columbia River Sal mon, 1 lb 25c Sardines, Domestic and Im ported, from 5c to 25c. a can. Lobsters, Shrimp, Anchovies, Genuine Soused Mackerel, packed in Scotland, in 4 lb. cans at 18c. Kippered Her rings and Herring in Tomato Sauce, a real delicacy at 20c. per can. Soft and Hard Shell Clams in cans. Burnham's Clam Chowder and Clam Bouil-lion. PEOPLE'S FORUM. Editor THE CITIZEN: It seems to mo that the Honcsdal press ought to mako somo comment editorially against tho unjust Recip rocity bill now before Congress. Tho bill alms at a reduction ol prices of such necessaries of life ai tho farmers has to sell but provide for no reduction of price for th necessaries of lifo that tho farmer havo to buy. If wo must havo Reciprocity In or der to create markets for tho manu facturing products, why should th farmer bo stripped of the small re maining profit that Is benevolently (?) given to him by the commission men In order to protect tho Milling Trust, the Meat Trust, tho Canned Fruit Trust, and tho Farmers' Im plements Trust, etc? If we are going In for free trad for what the farmer produces let u have It all along the line, and lei each protected interest bear a fair share of the cost. Enter your protest for the sake ot your subscribers who aro mostly farmers. H. WEITZER, Braman, Pa. February 18, 1911. BAD DREAHS Nightmare, Restlessness and Night sweats All Caused By Indiges tion. Half of the nervousness in th world, all of tho disturbing dream and nightmares can be ended In few weeks by a simple, inexpensive treatment guaranteed by G. W. Pell. Upset stomach is the cause ot nervousness and bad dreams. Yout food is lying in your stomach un digested and fermenting; it is form ing' poisonous gases which irritate the' pheumogastric nerve that lead direct from the brain, and ends in a network of tiny branches running through tho stomach. It Is also tho irritation of this great pheumogastric nerve that causes headaches. Many times peo ple have severo headaches and know they are caused by the stomach, but do not know how. If you are nervous, have dream or nightmare, and do not sleep sound at night, get a 50 cent box ol MI-O-NA stomach tablets and tak one or two after or with meals. MI-O-NA stomach tablets relieve dis tressed stomach in 5 minutes. Sold by G. W. Pell and druggists every where who guarantee MI-O-NA to cure indigestion, or money back. MOTEL BROADWAY and 11th ST. IUKK CITT tere.t. Half block from WanamakerV - Tti j-vciicijcc oi cuisine, com tortablc appointments, courteous erviceand homelike surroundings. Rooms 51.00 per day and up With privilege ol Bath SI .50 pep day and up EUROPEAN PLAN Table d'Hole Breaktatt . . 60o WIH.TAYLOR & SON, Ino. FRESH FISH Herewith wc give a list oi fresh-caught Fish which we handle only in season: HALIBUT CODFISH SPANISH MACKEREL TROUT WHITE FISH SMELTS YELLOW PIKE BLUE PIKE BLUE FISH WEAK FISH HADDOCK SALMON HERRING CATFISH PORGIES CLAMS SHAD SEA BASS OYSTERS