THE CITIZLW, I-HIDAV, JANUAKV 13, 11)11. RECORD TIME FOR DESTROYERS in sua E! CASTOR I A For -Infanta and Children. She Kind You Have Always Bought EEPRESENTATIVE DWIGHT. New Torpedo Boats Make Uiual Eight Hour Trip In Less Than Five. Now Orleans, Jnn. 11. Headed by the Paulding, tho fastest ship in the navy, the torpedo boat flotilla, made up of the Paulding, Hoc and Terry, docked after what is believed to be tho fastest time ever made for the run from Key West to tills port. The llotllia completed the trip, which gen erally takes merchantmen olnht linnr He Startles Congress by Demand' ( Ing That They Work n Little. Ho Will Be fienstor From Connecticut. No Chance For Her to Cc;. troi New York Church. James A. Farreli to Succeed William E. Corey. Bears tho Signature of m R. WELCH CAUCUS ELECTS HER ENEMES. ANNOUNCEMENT UNEXPEGTL In about four hours nnd fifty minutes, j The destroyers, which are the newest ; ships of I lie navy, cost $7i"0,000 each. The Excommunicated Leader of First j Christian Science Congregation May Wall Street Was Shocked, ao It Doesn Know the New President of tho 'lhe.v h'iv. nor yet been accepted by 'he I'ovovinient. we Try to Push Through an In dependent Ticket. Trust, Who Has Been In Export Company. IS. STEMf! GEORGE P. M'lr.Stf. j . I New York, Jan. 11. Any idea tin;: the adherents of Augusta K. Stutsou. the excommunicated leader of tin First Church of ClirlMt, Scientist, in this city may have had looking toward obtaining a controlling nieiuber.slilii in the board of trustees of thu cliuii 1 through the election which is to li held Jan. 17 was given n severe nei back -when a meeting of the congrea tion, in effect a caucus, indorsed all o the present nnti-Stetson board for r.' election. Unless those supporting M'' Stetson put a rival ticket In the lii'M between now and next Tuesday even ing the present board of trustees wli) continue in olllce and the Stetson In-1 dent will be practically closed. According to the bylaws of the Kir-; Church of Christian Science hcr. three trustees of a total of nine ;. v elected each year. Besides the tliiw vacancies regularly occurring this yo:n incumbents to two trusteeslilns wli! 't were filled by appointment following the resignation of two of the loyal fol lowers of Sirs. Stetson last January have to be elected. Since the situa tion forces the election of live, or a mnjority of the board of the church, the situation nppeared to those In power to be of sufllciont gravity to warrant the caucus. After the regular slate had been put timnrfll lit? n Vnfn ilinf n'na tiiioiiltiiiid 1 Virgil O. Strlckler announced that next July at the expiration of his three year term ns first reader of the church he would cease to have any ofllclal connection with the First church In New York. He would not bo a candi date for trustee nor would he continue in his present position. About 700 members of the church at tended the meeting. WOMAN HELPS IN GUN FIGHT Three Men Dead, Another Will Die, as Result of Quarrel. Abboyville, Ga., Jan. 11. Three men are dead and one mortally wounded as a result of n fight near here. Those killed are Matthew Wilson, James MIxson and Noah White. N. P. Wil son is mortally wounded. All are prominent business men and until six months ago were partners in the lum ber business. Differences arose, and White withdrew, alleging he had been badly treated. Feeling has been bitter, and the two Wilsons and MIxson went to White's homo to discuss matters. There were hot words, and in an instant all were using pistols, Including Mrs. White, who came to her husband's aid when she saw him attacked by three men. It is said White killed MIxson and was Jiimself killed by Matthew "Wil son, who was at once shot to death bv Mrs. White. It is said Mrs. White mortally wounded N. I". Wilson. Mrs. White was not wounded. She nnd her husband were married only a few months ago. She Is an expert with firearms. , Washington. .Ian. 11. Kepresentn tivo Dwlghl of New York, the Republic an whip f the house. Is much disgust ed with the apparent Indifference of Ills colleagues toward their legislative duties. He says that in a few days he will demand the enforcement of the house rule adopted away back In 1S72, providing that members shall not re ceive pay for those days they do not spend In attendance on the sessions of the house. "I am in earnest about this," Mr Dwight said. "It has been threatened before and nothing has been done. But this is the short session; we hnvo a great deal of work to do. That work cannot be accomplished If half the time is spent In securing quorums." As soon as the members find out Mr. Dwight means whnt he says the at tendance Is expected to improve won derfully. PUBLIC REPRIMAND FOR SIMS. He Worried the Judge. A rtory was recently told of the elder Judge I'eckham, father of thu supreme court Justice. In the early days of dentistry a hickory plug was put Into the cavity to fill the space where u tooth ought to be. This plug had to bo gently pounded Into Its desired po sition. The old judge was somewhat addicted to strong language, and when the d'-ntlst began his wor ktho judge Indulged In some classic comment. A: the tupping of the plug continued he threw all dignity to the four winds of heaven, and his language became de cidedly "more forcible than elegant." When, however, he arose from the chair nfter what seemed to him an Interminable period of agony he pulled out all the stops In his vocabulary for a grand climax. The- impression on his listener seems to have been deep nnd lasting. As the Judge passed out the dentist grimly remarked to a wait Ing patient; "Wasn't it beautiful? It wasn't real ly necessary to pound half so loug. but I did so enjoy his Inflection that I almost pounded the hickory plug Into splinters. Wonderful command of language the judge has!" Caso and Comment. Crossed by the Corpse. Most of Wultbamstow Is too modern to have much mystery about it. hut the Walthamstow strip" of Ley ton preserves the memory of a curious old rule. Barely a hundred yards broad, tills strip of land, belonging to Wal thamstow 1,'irlsli. ran right across Ley ton from the lea to Snaresbrook, par allel with the southern border of Wal thamstow. How came Leytou to be crossed by this alien strip? Leytou. it was said, had once refused to bury a body fouud In the lea; Waltbamstow came forward to do It And In bucIi enses It was the rule that the volun teering parish might take from the other as much laud right through to .the other side ns the men who carried the corpse could cover walking in line hand lu hand arms extended. The Inconvenient result worried both par ishes until the growth of population rnnde new parishes necessary. London Chrouicle. His "Last Drop of Blood" Speech Made In, London Objected To. Washington, Jan. 11. Commander William S. Sims, commanding the bat tleship Minnesota nnd former naval aid to President Itoosevclt, will be reprimanded publicly for his alleged indiscreet "last drop of blood" speech made at Guild hall In London on Dec. 8 last when the officers nnd men of the fleet were entertained by the lord mayor of London. Secretary Meyer asked Commander Sims for an explanation of the au thenticity of the statement. He re plied that the remark attributed to him by the newspapers was correct. He said, however, that his remarks were on the spur of the moment and without preparations, nnd he explained that he was stating only his personal opinion. While his explanation wns frank and comprehensive, Secretnry Meyer felt that mild disciplinary nctlon wns nec- cssnry because of the wide publicity given to Commander Sims' statement. New York, Jan. 11. James A. Far- rell, president of the United States Steel Products Exports company, a subsidiary of the United States Steel corporation, which handles its export trade, lias been chosen president of the United Stntes Steel corporation it self to succeed William E. Corey, whoso resignation was announced a few days ago In a statement issued by Judge E. II. Gary, chairman of the finance committee of the corporation. The announcement of the selection of Mr. Farrell was made after the reg ular Tuesday meeting of the finance committee and wns unexpected by Wall street generally, to whom Mr. Farrell Is unknown. In connection with the statement Issued nfter that meeting Judgu Gary said that all of the members of the finance committee had been present, Including himself as chairman, George F. Baker, William E. Corey, Henry C. Frick, J. P. Mor gan, Jr.; George W. Perkins, Henry Phlpps, Norman B. Beam and Peter A. B. Wldener. The statement reads: The finance committee of the United States Steel corporation after consult ing Individual members of the board of directors not on the committee has unanimously decided to recommend to the board at Its next regular meeting the election of James A. Farrell as president of the corporation. Mr. Farrell has been the president of the United States Steel Products com pany ever since Its organization In 190S and as such has demonstrated great business capacity. Help the Children. "There Is nothing in all the world eo important ns children, nothing so interesting. If you ever wish to go In for some philanthropy. If you ever wish to bo of any real use in the world, do something for children. If you ever yearn to be truly wise, study chil dren. We can dress the sore, bandage the wounded, imprison the criminal, heal the sick and burj the dead, but there is always a chance that wo can save n child. If the grent nrmy of phllnnthroplsts ever exterminate sin nnd pestilence, ever work out our race's salvation. It will bo because a little child has led them." David Starr Jordan. Strange Storehouses, In the old birds' nests that are placed near the ground In shrubs nud small trees close to hazelnut bushes and bit tersweet viues one will often Hud a handful of hazelnuts or bittersweet berries. They were put there by the white footed mice and the meadow mice, which visit these storehouses reg ularly. Very often a white footed mouse will cover a bird's nest with fine dried grass and Inner bark and make a nest for Itself. New York Tribune. Three Inscriptions. On the doorwuys of Milan cathedral are three Inscriptions. The first, placed under n carved rose wreath, runs. "All that which pleases Is only for a mo ment." The second, uuder a cross, reads, "All that which troubles Is but for a moment." and uuder the central arch is the inscription, "That only Is which Is eternal." A Popular Game. "Many games originated from au dent forms of worship, human sacii flee, marriage, burial and other cere monies," Dr. A. O. lladdou remarked In an address at the Itoyal Sanitary institute. "Leapfrog is a game coin mon to almost every couutry, Jnclud ing New Guinea and Japan." London Standard. Dying of Love. "Och!" said a love sick Hibernian "What a recreation It Is to be dying of love! It sets the heart aching so delicately there's no taking a wluk of sleep for the pleasure of the pain. London Telegraph, Not Jealous, Mrs. Jawbnck John, I do believe you nre Jealous of my first husband. Mr. Jawback Well, no; I don't believe I'd call It Jealousy. Envy Is the word Cleveland Lender. DIPLOMAT TIED POLICEMAN. Colonel Scruggs, It Is Charged, Helped His Butler Escape Arrest. Atlnnti'. Ga., Jan. 11 Colonel W. L. Scruggs, former minister of the Unit ed States to Venezuela nnd well known In diplomatic nnd literary circles, aid ed by ids wife and daughters, cap tured Policeman Spears, who had gone to the Scruggs home to arrest the but ler, and detained tho officer until the butler escnped. Tho butler, Itobert Lovett, was wanted for assault on his wife, and Spears nppeared with a war rant while the Scruggs family was at dinner. Scruggs told the policeman the but ler should not be nrrestcd, but Spears disregarded tho diplomat's warning nnd seized Lovett. Then Scruggs selz- the policeman, us did also Mrs. Scruggs and her two daughters. Spears was thrown to the floor, ac cording to the policeman, and tied, and Scruggs told tho butler to run. After the butler was given time to get away the policeman was released. Several warrants have been sworn out for Colonel Scruggs. Scruggs says the policeman wns insulting. Old Daddy Longlegs. Everybody Is well acquainted with the Insect called "daddy longlegs." bill not everybody knows that there is evl donee to show that this strange little creature, towering high upon Its thread like stilts, Is probably a more ancient Inhabitant of America than any repn sentntlvo of the human species. Fnr back In tertiary time, at the very dawn of the modern world. Its ancestors lived, we are told. In great numbers In that part of tho continent which we call Colorado. Tho fossil remains ot these Insects show the characteristic features that mark them today, al though new species have taken the place of the old. for even "daddy long legs" knows what evolution Is and has attained to something that In his view is perhaps a kind of civilized existence suitable to the exigencies of life In the twentieth century. Harper's Weekly, The Hunting of tho Tahr. Of all the ways of hunting surely that of the hlllmeu of Garhwal Is the strangest. This, according to Major the Hon. C. G. Bruce. In "Twenty Years In the Himalayas," is their meth od of killing the tahr. a local species of goat: "Having driven the tahr Into deep nullahs with most precipitous sides, out of which there are certain well known tahr runs, they proceed to cover these runs where the ground Is most difficult with mats made ot spilt bamboo which have been pre vlously well drenched In water. The result Is the mats freeze and become ns slippery us glass. Then they fright en the herd and drlvo them over these mats, with the result that they are precipitated from the cliffs and that tho Garhwall pick up the remains perhaps twelve basketfuls." Mostly Hall. A New Yorker bought one of those fine old colonial places dowu In Vlr glnla, principally on account of the glowing description of the real estalt agent and on Information from friends When he went down to see his man slon ho was much Impressed by the great pillars, the spacious porch and particularly the great hall running from the front to the back of the house. He Inspected tho place and catnc back to New York. "What shall you uamo it?" ho wat asked. "I think." he replied. "I shall call It Mostly Hall." Saturday Evening Post Hartford, Conn., Jan. 11. Forn er governor George P, McLean was nom inated by the legislative Uepulill. an .aucus to lie the party's candidate for United States senator to succeed Sen- ntor .Morgan G. Bulkeley. McLean re ceived li:t votes to 4 for Bulkeley and one for Stile Judson, Jr. The nomination of McLean was made unanimous. Both houses will meet next Tuesday and elect McLean senator. LIKE SIAMESE TWINS. A Philippine Pair Taken to New Or leans to Be Separated. New Orleans, Jan. 11. All the way from the Island of Samar In the Phil ippines, Luclo and Slmpllcio Godlno, modern Siamese twins, have come tc New Orleans In the hope that some one of the surgeons here can separate them. The twins are linked togethei In much ttie same manner of the more famous twins from Siam. tho connec tion being at the base of the spina' column. J. It. Louis, a wealthy mlnlnp engineer of Los Angeles, Cnl., who i paying for the trip and operation: Dr James II. Dunlavey, also of Los An geles, nnd the fntlier of the twins ac compnnlcd them to this city. Tho twins, linked ns they nre, fee each other's emotions as plainly ns they feel their own. When Luclo walks forward Slmpllcio walks backward When Lucio wants to sleep his broth er feels drowsy; when he Is hungry sc Is Slmpllcio. There wns no trouble until recently, when the usual order of thingt changed. Lucio was taken sick, while his brother remained perfectly, well Tho twins nre four years old. They were found by Mr. Louis a year ago. THIRTY YEARS OF SUCCESS. The Rexall Store Offers a Remedy For 'Catarrh The Medicino Costs Nothing if It Fails. When a medicine effects a successful treatment in a very large majority of cases, and when we offer that medi cine on our own personal guarantee that it will cost .the user nothing If It dons not completely relieve catarrh, It Is only reasonable that people should believe us, or at least put our claim to a practical test when we toke all the risk. These are facts which wo want the people to substantiate. Wo want them to try Itexall Mucu-Tone, a medicine prepared from n prescrip tion of a physician with whom catarrh was a specialty, and who has a record of thirty years of envlnblo success to his record. Wo receive more good reports about Itexall Mucu-Tone than we do of all other catarrh remedies sold In our store, and if more people only knew wiiat a thoroughly dependable remedy llcxall Mucu-Tone is, It would be the only catarrh remedy wo would have any demand for. Itexall Mucu-Touo is quickly absorb ed and by its therapeutic effect tends to disinfect and cleanse the entire mu cous membraneous tract, to destroy and remove the parasites which Injure the membraneous tissues, to soothe tho irritation and heal the soreness, stop the mucous discharge, build up strong, healthy tissue and relieve tho blood and system of diseased matter. Its Influence is toward stimulating the muco-cells, aiding digestion and Im proving nutrition until the whole body vibrates with healthy activity. In a comparatively short time it brings about a noticeable gala in weight, strength, good color and feeling of buoyancy. We urge you to try Itexall Mucu Tone, beginning a treatment today. Ai any time you are not satisfied, sim ply come and tell us, and wo will quick ly return your money without question or quibble. We have Boxall Mucu-Tono In two sizes, no cents and $1.00. Be momber you can obtain Bexall Reme dies only at our store The Bexall Store. A. M. IEINE. Bnsuranc e The OLDEST Fire Insurance Agency in Wayne County. Oliice: Second floor Masonic Build ing, over C. C. Jadwin's drug etoro, Honesdale. ::aK::nn::::K::K::::M I MARTIN CAU FIELD 1 11 1 Designer and Man- jj H ufacturer of if ARTISTIC 1 MEMORIALS Office and Works I 1036 MAIN ST. HONESDALE, PA. :: AIUUVAIi AXD DHFAKTUltE OP EKIE Tit A INS. Trains leave Union depot at 8.25 a. m. and 2.48 p. m., week days. Trains arrive Union depot at 1.C0 and 8.05 p. m. week days. Saturday only, Erie and Wyoming arrives at 3.45 p. m. and leaves at 5.50 p. m. Sunday trains le-ve 2.48 and ar rive at 7.02. Magnitude of Stars. The brighter a star Is tho smaller the number representing its magni tude, and consequently u star ot the tirst magultudo ts brighter thau one : the second, and one of the secomi magultudo Is two magnitudes brighiei than one of the fourth, lu the same way stars brighter than the Hist mag nitude can be represented by number smaller than one, by decimals, or uvei by negative numbers. Slrius is ot Hi 1.4 magnitude. Vega of OM magnlluil' Our sun Is a suir of the 2(1.5 inagn (tide, and It gives us lO.OOO.OOU.tii. times as much light us Slrius. If til sun were twice us far away from u as It Is It would give only one-quarte-as much light. If It were ltHl.uo times farther off than It is Its Ugh' would be the same Intensity as t h.i ' of Slrius. Hut even at this cnnrliinii dlstance the suu would be only hIhmh one-sixth as far away as Slrius e actly lies. Iu other words. Sinn shines with a luster fully thirty time that of our sun. -New York World. How Fast of Ramadan Begins. Since the Mohammedan year is com posed of lunar months, the beginning of the fast Is dependent upon the n; peurance of the new moon The won! of the almanac Is not taken as true evidence, and before the mufti. I'M' highest Moslem olliclal In the nation declares the fast to have begun lw Mohammedans must appear bet'oi lilui and swear that they have seen the new moon. In precisely the sain manner the fact conies to a close. 'I'll, mufti proclaims a three days' fV.i- whenever the next new moon Is seen by two of the faithful. One year ilu moon was visible iu upper ICgypi Mi. night before It was observed In Cairo Two Mohammedans up the Nile tele graphed the laet to the mufti. asUiii:. him to announce the feast. This tie refused to do on the ground that u telegram could not take the place ot two Moslem witnesses. Christian Her aid. Ummma WM " mm ffljw m fflb m mm n Vv imWn Wjbk. TO H PS 1 an rl m w2 Discovered. Little Violet was one day examlnlnc n beehive, which wns new to her. Ite ing disturbed, the bees came out ol their hives and one of them stung her Tears came Into her eyes, but she quickly dried them and cried trliiui phuntly: "Now I know who takes the needier out of mamma's cushion." Delineator Couldn't Bother With Trifles. "Has your father ever given you nnj Idea what be thinks of me?" "No. I really don't believe fntbei thinks of you at all. He has so uianj Important things to fill his mind." Stray Stories. Tho Kind You Have Always "Bought, and which has hcen in uso for over 30 years, has homo tho sigrnaturo of nnd has been matlo umlcr his pcr j'' Sst&ffi-f-fl' Bonal supervision since its infancy. T&uzf7Yt -CUCUi Allow no ono to deceive you in this. All Counterfeits, Imitations and " Just-as-good" are but Experiments that trillo with and endanger tlio health of Infants and ChUdrcn Experience agamst Experiment. What is CASTOR Castoria is a harmless substitute for Castor Qil, Pare goric, Drops and Soothing Syrups. It is Pleasant. It contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Narcotic substance. Its ago is its guarantee. It destroys "Worms and aUays Fovcrishncss. It cures Diarrhoea and Wind Colic. It relieves Teething Troubles, cures Constipation and Flatulency. It assimilates tho Food, regulates tho Stomach and Bowels, giving healthy and natural sleep. Tho Children's Panacea Tho Mother's Friend. GEWUBNE CASTORS A ALWAYS Sears the Signature of The Kind You Have Always Bought In Use For Over 30 Years. THE CENTAUR COMPANY T7 MURRAY STHCET NEW YORK CITY. D. & H. CO.TlflE TABLE liQNESDALE BRANCH A.M. SUN 8 30 lr oo A.M.. SUN 10 00 1 20 2 03 P.M. S 40 S SO fi 51 ti 11 6 17 6 21 U 21 8 32 6 IH (I 39 6 43 II 40 0 60 2 15 7 2.1 8 15 A.M n 05 9 15 111 0 42 9 4K 0 51 9 57 10 00 10 04 10 ON 10 11 10 15 P.M. A.M, .M, 10 00 10 00 12 30 4 40 5 30 P.M. fi 20 0 30 (i 31 B 62 K SX 7 0 7 07 7 13! 7 IB 7 20 7 21 7 27 7 31 A.M. 8 30 1 20 2 08 P.M. 2 05 2 15 2 19 2 37 2 43 2 49, 2 6 2 67 2 69 3 0 3 07 3 10 3 15 . P.M. P.M. A.M. Ar P.M. 4 30 li 05 A.J 2 id; 7 10 7 65 A.M. Lv 8 45 8 65 8 69 9 18 II 24 9 29 9 32 9 3: 9 39 9 43 9 47 9 60 9 65 ... Albany .... Ulnclutmton . ... Philadelphia.. .WIlkcs-Hnrre. .. .Scmntoii..., Ar ....Carbondale.... ..Lincoln Avenue.. Whites ......Far.vlew Canaan ... Lake I.odoro ... ... . Wnymnrt Krone Steene Prompton Kortenla fcelyvllle .... Honesdule P.M. 2 00 12 40 3 53 A.M 10 20 9 37 A.M. 8 05 7 5 7 60 7 SI 7 25 7 19 7 1 7 12 7 09 7 05 7 01 6 6S 6 55 A.M. 10 50 8 45! 7 31 4 05 3 15 P.M. 1 35 I 25 1 2 1 0.1 12 m 12 61 12 49 12 43 12 40 12 :v 12 32 12 29 12 25 7 32 I'M 7 16 6 20 P.M. 6 40 5 30 6 24 6 08 5 01 5 H i 51 4 48 4 45 4 41 4 37 4 'M i 40 I,v A.M. P.M. P.M. A.M. P.M S.Pti UN 10 50 8 45 A.M. SUN 7 31 2 25 1 35 P.M 12 17 12 07 12 03 11 4t 11 37 II 3 11 29 11 23 11 20 11 16 11 12 11 09 11 05 7 32 P.M. 10 03 P.M. 8 29 8 17 8 13 i 64 7 47 7 41 7 39 7 32 7 30 7 28 7 22 7 19 7 15