Xtm CITIZEN, FRIDAY, DUO. 10, 1010 BRINGING SANTA HOME, Vor a time It was great fun to llvo hi the little forest clearing which waa the Harmons' home, but after nwhllo It began to grow lonely more so than ever now that Christmas was fast ap proaching. Strange things always do happen tho day before Christmas, and a very rtraiiRO adventure had Teddy and Dot. "Oh, dear," Teddy was saying, "1 know Santa Claus will nover come to night; ho'd novor And his way," Dot remained for n moment In fbought; then sho burst out suddenly: "Then s'poso wo go and look for him. "WBIJj, GHIIiDRKX, HOW DO TOO DO?" Course he'll go to the nearest town, 'cause it's u great big place, with lots of girls and boys. An' if we can stop him anywhero I guess he'd come if we'd ask him." "Great! You always do think of the right thing. Dot!" exclaimed Teddy. Just as twilight was falling the little boy and girl slipped from tho house unnoticed by their mother and wore soon lost to view In tho great forest. Of course this was very wrong, but in their zeal to find Santa Chins they didn't stop to think. Meanwhile, in town, Uncle Jack was about to put the finishing touches on his costuma You see, he thought he would dress himself exactly like Santa Claus, load a pack full of nice presents and pay a visit to tho cabin in the clearing. Ho, too, was afraid that Santy might not be able to tlud his way there, and he didn't want Teddy and Dot to go without their usual presents. Uncle Jack had never paid them a visit. Indeed, ho had come to town but a few days before. But ho felt sure he would have no trouble in find ing his way, faint though the track through the forest was. ITo was dis turbed, however, when he learned that ho would be unable to use his horse, because the animal had been badly lamed tho day before. As no other horse was obtainable, Uncle Jack started out on foot. On and on went Teddy and Dot upon their journey. After awhile Dot began to grow the least bit afraid, while even Toddy's stout heart misgave him. "I don't think wo can find Santy to night; let's go back," whispered Dot, throwing fearful glances at the shad ows cast by the trees overhead. Teddy nodded his head sadly and was about to turn when something far ahead claimed his attention. "Somebody's over there, an' I do believe it's Santy! It looks like him, anyway." The two walked timorously forward. Suro enough, it was Santy! Seated wearily on a tree stump besldo the road, with his pack besldo him on the ground, he looked up as the boy and girl drew near. "Well, children, how do you do? You don't often see Santa Claus without his reindeer, do you? Tho fact is," ho explained, "I Jumped out of my sleigh for a moment, and for the first time in my life the reindeer ran away from me. I can't understand it. Perhaps you can tell me where Ted and Dotty Harmon live. I was on my way there when this accident happened." Teddy and Dot wore so overcome that nt first they were unablo to speak. Runty seemed surprised, too, vben ho learned their names, and he laughed heartily when tboy told him what their errand had been. Mother was surprised most of all vhen tho brother and sister gravely uhercd their visitor into tho room with tho words: "Mother, wo thought Santy couldn't And us, so we went out and found him." And Santy left them all manner of nice things, which, of course, they woro not permitted to see until the morrow. Strange to say, that night Santy dis appeared again, and tho next morning leddy and Dot found in his place their Uncle Jack. Tho two wcro greatly puzzled as to how Undo Jack had arrived. But they wondered still rnoro about tho way they had found Santy and how ho had been able to go awny without his reindeer. "Perhap3," suggested Dot, "his team eamo back for him." And for want of a better answer Teddy was com pelled to reply. "Porhaps." gcv ituftUfttttu. OuutorcJfc bon 11 a r I 3R u c a I. (StttcS luarmcn SommcrtafleS, oI3 in ber Qautrtftnbt fclbft bee djaticn feiitc fliiljlc hot, unb tuir utt3 fo felir nad bcr frifcljeu SanMuft Tcfintcn. bo d)loien nur, ooaj lenes ncmc onrtdictt Jit fetufen. roddieS ahriMien Seracn laa nub tint cittcn anndjm- baren $raS 311 fmifen itrat. n bcr 2ttittc bed artcnS ftonb cut HctncS .$ol3(iebnitbc, crridjtct, nnt aI3 erfjnlj oeoen Unmctter ju btenen. G3 hiar nidjt arofecr, aI3 cm arofier 9k(icncf)irnt, iwcttn and) baruntcr ein Stja) mit jtDc't SUanfen ftonb, tun bic !Deqttanlid)rett unD racbt Dts uuf nnrtenS ut beben. SDte ic bauerte oomais cnoao Iiittner, unb fo beninnen tnir bic Uu norjid)Harcit, bo.3 artd)en 3U fattfen. 28ir gcbodjtcn, bnfelbft bie SRadjmtt. feme unb SJbenbc ju bcrunnfleit, vi- l"d)e Quft jit fdjopfen, im rafc ju Iicflen, nnS buret) 3htcfctt itecucit ju Inffen, uttferc ciocne Grnte entail beiiitfcu. mit eittcntSBorte cin $emn lebcu 3ti fiibrcn. Den .ftaithtyunEt bcS nrteuS bilbcte cin SJhifjbaum, nub bic3 entfdiieb unS utm Sfcmfc. G mar cin flrofjcr, tnad)tiacr 93aunt mit cuter bidjtcu Saubfronc, bec una fo bMcutbi-rt bottc. 2er Sefttscr, aI3 cr fal). bafi bcr SJnum unicren 33eifaII Oefunbeit. it&crljouttc tpn nut ot. prerfmtflcit. Gr iaflte, loir fonnten einen ciniafiriaen ftriiditcertraa in jebu Sal)rcn nidjt nerjeljrcn, unb bom Grtranc brctcr aljre tonntcu roir bie .ftnutiiiiunic Iojcn. Gr fdjlnor. e3 fci ber fjerrlidjfte aDer 9htfjlwumc, uit etn itfd)fer q'dbe un3 bnfitr cin e&cnerbifleS $aw3 in ber 23or ftcibt. Gublid) erflarte cr, biejer Jhtpnum tri'tgc grudjte, 10 grolj rote ein G5nnfeci, ioldjc, bte f cl&ft etn ittnb auffttnefett fonne unb bie in alien ?ru3tenuua.en ben $rei3 geroonuen. 5 fd)int'r5e ibn ba3 Serj bei bem Sebanfen, fid) bon bicfem SRuftbamu trciuieit 311 miiffen, bod) bie 33crl)alt niffe icicn ioldic, baf3 cr nidjt nnber3 fount. Wt bem 33rfauie btce3 ilnuinee initrbc fcin Seben tint jebn oaijrc ncrfitrst. 3(1-3 notf bic crftc SHate be3al)lt fat ten unb all ncue SDcfibcr im artcu erfdjicnen, fcffclte bor ndem ber 9lufj' fiaitm uniere U3ItcTc. G3 tear m bcr ifiat etn berrlidjcr ?)aum, xvoljl an bic brci Storfirjcrfe b.od). Seine un terfteii 3lefte fonutc fclbft ber I)5d)ft gcroadi'eiw Wlann uid)t erreidjen, unb bp r Stamm roar fo bicf, bafj ba3 .innuffletteru cin 2ing ber Uumog lidifeit fdjtett. 5Bcnn luir tfju urn giitgcn, crmiibetcn loir, unb ba3SIu3 mf)cii bnnad) roar fo fiifi. l?r gcrucfene 93cfifeer hattc 3ar m'djt bie uode SBafjrijeit gefagt, 5)c 'oitbcrs mo3 bic Oualitat ber 9?iiifc ictriftt: benn biefe roaren mtfjerfi flciu into fo bart, baft man fie nur miitelft eittcS Sd)tniebefiammer3 auf 6rcd)en foitnte. 3)aun lunren bie ("vriid'tc and) (joUtfl unb gat nidjt gut. i!i roir cine 9htfj aufbradjen, fonnte ber 2d)itc(l3ug bon 23uSabeft bi3 l$itu foinutcu. 2)afj roir baS Gr trannib cine? 3&re3 in 3)u tidit perjelircn fonnten, bal lunr poll. fontittPit lpafjr. Tcr .ierbft brad) an unb man odte uiii Giubeimfen bcr gri'tdjtc djrritcn Die '-Daucrn, bie roir bn mit bctrnutcn, erflartcu jebodj, e3 fomic nur miitelft Sdjiff3maficn ge ;diel)t'ii. baju gcijorc aber and) cut entfprcdjcnb ftarfcr ffllanu. nfolgc beffen blicb ber grofjtc Sljeil bcr Ariidjte ant 33nume. Diefer Umftanb srrlortte bie Sbiibeu ber Umgebung, iibcr ben 8auu 311 feen, fjinauf 3U flcttcrn, unb urn einigc Wtffe 311 cr Deuten, riffen fie gan3e Sfefte fjetab. Sie tierurfadjten fo biel djaben, bag idj ibuen auflatterte unb atnei fdjred (idj burdjbriigelte, lta3 toicber 3ur iolge attc, bafj id) roegen leidjter forperlidjcr SJerleuug Unanneljm lidjfciten b,atte unb mid) nut burdj cin grofjcreS elbopfer retten Fonnte. Da badjte id) fdjon nidjt nteb,r boll Siebe unb SBonne an ben Shtfebaum, fonbern blidte ttjn mit formltdjent af5 an, ba et ja Sdjulb ttug, bafj meine betben Jfnaben bon tbm berab geftitt3t roareu, unb id) fo bie .ilfe oe3 3lr3te3 tn vlnjpntd) negmen mufjte. Der Vta&bat, bet Seuge un- feret Grbittetung teat, itoftete mid), bet 92ufjbaum fct Beranbetlidj tote ein fi'inb, Ijcuet tritge et flcine, fdjlcdjte, Ijarte 3tudjtc, tm nadjften Sanre fonnten abet fcine gtitdjte gtofj unb mit einet papietbiinnen djale fein. (Seine ?Jkobb,e3eiung traf iebod) nidjt ein, benn im folgenben Src loaten bie Jiiiffe hiomoglid) nod) f fet ner, fjnrtcr unb (jolsiget. 3d) glaube, ierflleidjcn SHiJfc gab e3 uirgenb3 auf Grben. Jiiemanb roolltc fie bn ben, nut ben 5)uben maten fie roifl fommen, bie tpcflen einiget 9Juffe ben gait3en Q5atten niebctttaten. Sd) et Iaubte iljnett 3icat, ben gan3cn Gf ttag rib3ttfdjlagen unb nad) $aufe 3 tragen, bod) c5 fdjeint, aI3 fdimerfe mand)em nur bie gcftofjlene Studjt gut, bie fdjluct 311 ertingen, mit ffic fabt feiner .aut. ?(I id) fa(j, bafj bte 9?i'tffe nicmanb fyaben moflte, betfbtad) id) eine gc roiife 3uiutue bemienigen, bet bic r I AJOa) Die fttitdjte betabbolen rciitbe. 1 SUouern berlangten nod) eine gtofjete eumnte, mouten Jogat, oafj id) tor fiebett tjctftdiere, benn man fonne j I pom -Omtnte bctabjallcn unb ba3 C3c nicf Btedjcn. 9hm WoIIte id) ben attcn bctfaufctt, iiodj fein fiiiufet fanb jidj, ba jidj bet 9htf bc3 93au meS rocit unb Brett uctbreitctc. 9latiirlid) tond)3 nut uod bie Gf bittenntg in nut, unb rott nndjen bent Dbflgartcn au3. Jiiijie roolltclt loir gat nidjt merjt effeu, fclbft baim nidjt, loenn -fie uttS cutgcgculad)ten. Da loattbte id) mid) an einen Xtidjlcr, tun ben 23aum 311 bctfattfen, bod) bicfet fngtc, ba3 $013 fct fcf)t bart, nut 20 ffiulben tocrtb, unb and) nut fcnmt, luenn mit ifitt fclbft nu3f)aucn liefjeu unb ibn con ben Sfeftcn teinigtcn. Ginc3 KngcS Hoflte id) tm 53icr fjaufe mein 2eiB unb bat mcinc 93e fannten urn 3latf). Gin $ctr, bet nal)t bei uuferem Sifdje fafi, trat 311 nut unb fhn,terte tn mem Oht: 5djeuTen 5ie ben Crttag bem nuaBemoaijenljaufe.'' Der ebattfe gefiel mir, unb flug3 fd)tieb id) eineit fflticf an bie D'ttef fion be HBaifctTljauie3, toottn id) Beit Gttrag etneS SJZufjBaumeS bem Sfi tut fdjenlte. Det Dbftgatten liege ba unb ba, unb man m&g nur bic 9tuflc f)era6fdIa9en unb fotttragen. Den fflrief refommaubiette id), bod) troljbem toat id) febt unrub.i. Sd) jiitdjtett, man ttmtbe mein ejdjeuf 3utudn)eiftn, oltr toenn ntd)t, mid) titdjtig auSfdjelten, iafj id) tljtten iibel mitgefpielt. G folgten nun fd)uere Xage, BefonbetJ, als mtr bie Direffion mittbetlte, ie neme mein 9lnlc6ot bonfoot on, unb bit armen SSaifenfnaBen roitrben f iir mid) unb meine gamtlie beien. 5d) btelt mid) infolg-ebeffen tptnifl 3U J&aufe auf, unb bem Dbftgarten wid) id in gtofjent Bogen auS, urn ja nidji mit ben SBai fentnaBeu 3uiammen3utteffen. Wetnem 'Sdjicffale fonnte id) abet bennod) nidjt ent(jeben. GineS 2agc3 ttat etn eleganter .etr mit bte't Da men in meine 33o$nung. Die Da men blieben etwa3 sutitd, toaf)tenb bet $etr tjortrat unb fid) raufperte. Dantt fxgann cr im 9tontn ie3 SBat (enbaufeS 311 fpredjen. Gt btad)ttou eroigent DattTe, eon mcincm cblcn .et3en. Bon bet 23of)Itbatigfett tm 3(Ugf nteinfn( toon SHtjfen, otteS Se gen, bom ."Otmmelrctclje, l)ict unb ba ffJauien ba-e"b, urn ben SQetfall bcr Dnmen (out rocrben 311 laffen. So erfubr id), bie SBaifcntnabeit fatten bie vMf"e betabgeidjlagcn unb bicfclben icicn in ied)3 Sadcn nad) Lottie gcfbtndjt roorben unb fo fonn ten lie matireno ocf gnn3cn xutniers 9iuf5ftrubel effen. ronS bet Shtaben Qetbfpeife roiire. Da iprad) and) idj: don bcr s?flidjt, bon S$6rberung ebler 3iele, Bon 9Mtffcu unb grofjer Jvteitbc. Die Deputation gab mit fdjriftlidj ibrcn Danf unb Iicfj mid) bod) Icben. Dici'e flcine S.te cntfling ben $our italiftcn nidjt, bic mid) als cittcn eblen SKenfdjcnfreunb rt'tlmiten unb a(3 Sorbilb babiuftelltcn. Sn ben oabtbi'tdjeru be3 SSaifenbattfe3 rourbi id) natiidid) ebenfad3 erioabut mit bem S(u3brucf innigftcn Danfei. Seitbem fomntt bet Gttrag be 9iufjbatinte3 jebe3 Sa()t bem SSaifen fjaufe 311, uvsb id) nebme einen fjcr Dorragenben Blafe untet ben cblcn Wenfdjenfrcuuben ein. Ginmal mufjte id) bei ben miffeeinljeimfenbeu SBai fenfttoben borbeigeben, bic mir bot gcftetlt lourben, 'bic mid) aud) bod) Icben Iiffeen, bodj id) fab e3 roobl nur 311 gut, mir bcrftobleuetroeifc oiitbeitbc Slide suioarfen. Dod) ba? Kjut gnr nidjt3 on bet 3adjc. 3d) bin bodj ein grofjer 9JJcnfd)ettfretmb acioorben. cin SSobltbaler, loie e3 bcren )oob,I faum einDuettb in unfe ret Stabt gibt. ffik tjaben flintier unb ffieridjtS Doffaieijer gentein? 2Wc, Ua fie icfien, moflen fic fja&en. A Bit Too Clever. Tlolmnn Hunt used to tell how a car penter saved one of his best known pictures from a Berious error. The man was doing some odd Jobs nbout the house nnd was found frowning at 'The Shadow of tha Cross" in tho studio the picture in which Christ, who has been sawing a plank in the workshop, rises t& his full height and stretches, his slindow forming u cruel fix. "Well?" asked the artist interroga tivcly. "Don't think much of It, mister," was the blunt comment. "Why?" demanded Ilunt, amused, but n trifle nettled. "Any one that can saw wood with out making any sawdust is n sight clever'n any I ever seed," was tho answer. It was true the floor was clean be neath tho bench! Cheap Prizefighting. Speaking of tho depths to which prizefighting has fallen, it was at a llttlo "fight" attraction near Pittsburg that tho audience was much displeased with the manner in which the fighters conducted themselves. To tell tho plain truth, they were "stalling" making be lieve they were fighting, whlio in re ality they hnd agreed previously not to hit each other hard enough to hurt. In answer to tho hissing tho referee advanced to the sldo of the ring and ftced the audience. "It isn't my fault that they didn't fight; they were paid to fight," ho said. Then ono of tho fighters aroso and put up bis hand for silence. "We only got ?5 npleco and a beef stew, and wo ain't going to kill our- selves for that," he said. . u audience. Bvmnathlzlnc with tho fighters, hissed tho promoters. Pittsburg Oazetto-Tlmes. His Sarcattlo Friend. Ho was very proud of his new auto mobile talked automobiW?, dreamed au tomobile, read automobile. Klually to his friends lie becamu a nuisance, and each to himself swore softly that ho would bide his time nnd nt the prop cr moment give him a llttlo verbal thrust. Finally one long suffering Individual was naked to go for n ride. Excuses were of no nvnll. He was bundled Into tho machine and taken for n spin through tho parks and over the boule vards, in due course of time, without any serious mishap, they pulled up at tho Automobile club. Tho auto crank nnd his guest wcro soon surrounded by several of their friends. "uow ma you enjoy your rideV was asked of the nuto crank's friend. "Until today I never thought an automobile could go so fast," wai his reply. (Here the auto crank was all ottcntion. That was fsomo prnlse for his car. Itight out in public too. Thnt would (Hence some of the scoffers who said ids mnchlne should be called Snail.) "Why, do you know there was a car went by un nt such a clip that I could hardly see it." The auto crank glared, and under his gaze the group melted away. They had had their revenge. Pittsburg Gaictte Times. Juvenile Suicides. "A generation ago the taking of their own lives bT minors was almoatn un- OUR AIUfl yi UDE- c are ImPorters anc Distributors of high-grade European and if llU fSt fill Li American Wines and Whiskies. The Sweden-American Co. is In dependent of any Trust. WHY WE MAKE THESE OFFERS :z"rz compel us to sell at their prices. We buy in large quantities. In dealing with us, you do not pay profits to middlemen. We sell first-class goods at less than half what you pay elsewhere. W e have determined t?o introduce our products to the American public, and are willing to give you the benefit of our foresight and advertising methods. 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As a r u t, ho is ahlo not only to dispense w t n lot of expenslvo kcopora, hut t crato tho Jail as en empl , t agency and sends his charges out guards to labor on tho h!cl 1 and In garden patches. In t'.ilr . he is ablo at tho end ot tho y turn ovor a tidy sum to the ro Tho food is good, tho bed.- comfortable, and every cell is 1 ated with pictures which Ja Un cuts 'out of tho magazines coll doors nro novor locked. Is n code of houor among the I. field prtsonors and thoy arc no lng to embarrass Jailor Catlln I the 50 prlsonors aro trusties : odd jobs about town during UV Nobody watoaos them. Ph 1 1 nh la Hecord. rhotograpliy nt Sea. Tho latest Innovation aboard nowNorth German Lloyd Unci 1 prlnzes3ln Cecille, Is a fully equ photograph studio, which has b c popular with travolors and Is a p. ItabU business. please them. Don t you think Al. 11. 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