THE CITIZEN, WKDNKSDAY, NOV. 10, 1010. PROVIDING 8HELTER FOR HOQ8, Form of Straw Pile for Swine That la Proving Satisfactory. In some rospocts, tbcro Is no bet ter wny of sheltering hogs In real cold weather than to give thorn the run of the straw pile. Of course, this plan Is open to very serious objec tions If sultablo accommodations nre not provided. To merely turn a largo drovo of hogs against an avernco Blzed Btraw pile without making prop er provisions for their comfort Is to make "piling" easy and death by suf focation or Injury probable. Without the ozpendlturo of much monoy or labor good shelters may bo made In Straw-Pile Shelter. Btraw piles. The accompanying Illus tration will give the reader an Idea of one very common type of a straw-pile hog pen. Two or three forked posts are Bot securely In tho ground and In tho forks of these a strong rail is placed to support the slanting timbers which rest upon the ground. The rails aro held securely In place by the straw which is piled or stacked about and above them. To prevent all shift ing of tho rails they may bo dug Into the ground. This form of shelter is proving satisfactory with many corn belt feeders. Utilize All the Ground. There is enough land on tho farms of this country that Is not productive because It has not been properly drained to cause serious considera tion. Going about the country at any time during the year one sees on al most every farm low, wet spots that in ordinary years do not produce any thing in the spring. Such spots are almost without exception the most fertile spots on tho farm when drain ed. It is not uncommon to And two or three acres of such land on the farm so situated that It would not cost more than the value of two or three crops to put In good condition to produce largo crops. The time will come when unproductive acres on a farm will bo a disgrace to the owner, but In the west It seems Just now to be a long way off. Binding Corn Fodder. Many farmers have a handy device for binding corn fodder as It Is husked from the shock in the field. It con sists of a small wooden rack for hold ing tho fodder and a hand lever for pressing It down for tying. A good armful of fodder Is placed in this rack, the lever pressed down and caught and the bundle tied with binding twine. These bundles, with all ears of corn removed, are light and easy to handle. They may be placed In the haymow or other shelter and will keep perfectly for many months, slnco the absence of corn on them does not attract rats and mice. Handling a Potato Crop. Use bushel crates, a four-horse dig ger, and put the potatoes directly into crates, says a writer In Baltimore American. These are loaded Into wagons and put on the barn floor. We finish harvesting In early September. During the late summer wo spray for flea beetles and other Insects that bother. We do not use any fertilizer after planting, nor do we use any cov er crop, as the land is seeded to wheat shortly after tho potatoes are har vested. Rolling Up Barbed Wire. A simple and easy way to take up barbed wire fencing is to use a small hand cart made from two low buggy wheels. A frame Is built on so that tho old reel the wire came on would go between. Make holes In the reel square to pass a wooden crank shaft through the top of the frames on tho cart With such an arrangement two men can easily take down barbed wire; ono handling the crank, the other rolling the cart as tho wire Is rolled on the reel. Remove the Burdock. Any of the fields full of burdock? If this pest has a good start It will spread all over the farm by the end of another Beason. Easy to kill It. Tho burdock only lives a couple of years if frequently mowed off close to tho ground, but the best wny is to tako an Iron bar, drive It down deeply by the side of tho root and pry the wholo miserable thing out and burn It, root and branch. Evory plant thus treated is dead and done for. Root Growth. A Btudy of tho root growth of corn shows that tho lateral roots run about four Inchos below the surface of tho soil between the rows. This shows that tho cultivation should not be deep nfter they have made good growth. Cost of Cranberry Marshes. Tho cost of preparing a marsh for cranberry culture In Wisconsin Is placed at ?300 to $350 per aero. It takes from three to live years to pro duco a full crop and tho yield pur aero varies from fifty to. two hundred bushels. Murder Revealed by a tVeam. Perhaps the most nmnzlng crime mystery ever solved by a dream was that revealed by n murder trial a couple of generations ago. The dead body of Mr. Norway, nn Inoffensive Cornish gentleman, had been found by the roadside between Wadebrldge and Bodmin, brutally murdered. No trace of tho murderer could be found, and tho tnyRtcry of tho crime seemed be rond nil solution, when Mr. Norway's brother, n naval officer, arrived In Eng land and told tho following singular Story: On ,the very night of his brother's murder, when ho wns on his ship in the West Indies, he saw him in a dream walking nlong the Bodmin road, when from n dark recess in the hedge two rulllans Bprang out, slow and robbed him nnil then made tholr wny to a house In Wndcbrldgo, which ho saw vividly in his dream. To this house ho conducted the police officers, and there he found the very two men whom In his vision he hnd seen com mit the murder. They confessed and suffered the extreme penalty of tho law. Pearson's Weekly. Horse Dentists. In every largo city there are now dentists who devote their entire atten tion to horses, nnd they nre kept sur prisingly busy tho year round. Tho equine dentist is of course provided with Rpoclal instruments for the ex traction and filling of tho teeth of nnl mals needing attention. It Is rather Interesting to observe nn operation In horse dentistry. Ono of the Instru ments, called a speculum, presents the appearance of an ivory handle nnd four smnll bars of nickel working on a ratchet and crossing one another In such n manner as to form' a hollow square that can be made large or small by the turning of a screw. Setting this device to the proper size, the horse dentist will slip It gently into the suffering animal's mouth, which, during the operation, is kept partly open by a groom, nnd when the Instru ment is fitted upon. say. one of the back teeth the beast's mouth Is kept open as wide as possible. Harper's Weekly. The Parson Bird. Among the feathered inhabitants of New Zealand there is a bird called tho parson bird, or tul. It is ubout the size and shape of a blackbird, but has a pair of delicate white tufts at Its throat and is a glossy dark green oth erwise, which looks black In the sun shine. It can be taught to crow, to speak, to whistle tunes, and, besides these tricks, It has a repertory which Is not often equaled by any other feathered songster. At vespers it has a note like the toll of a bell or tho clear, high note of an organ. It can mimic every bird In the bush to per fection. It will break off In tho mid dle of nn exquisite melody nnd Indulge in a strange melody of sounds which are Impossible td describe, but if you can imagine "the combination of a cough, a laugh, a sneeze, with the smnshlng of n pane of glass," it will be some approach to the Idea. Where Ho Made His Money. Years ago a gentleman settled in the south of England and became very popular in the neighborhood. The county families could uevcr discover how he had made his money, but were satisfied by his solemn assurance that it was not in trade. Nothing could exceed the ordinary gravity of his demeanor, which Indeed caused him to be placed on the commission of peace, but now nnd then, without nny apparent provocation, he would burst Into such a laugh as no ono ever heard before except In ono place. Where they could have heard it puz zled the county families for five und twenty years, but at last he wus be trayed unconscious- by his own grandchild, who, nfter a visit to a trav eling circus, inuocently exclaimed, "Why, grandpa laughs just like the clown!" James I'nyn. Well Answered. "Why do you weep over tho sorrows of people in whom you have no in terest when you go to the theater?" asked the man. "I don't know," replied the woman. "Why do you cheer wildly when a man with whom you are not acquaint ed slides to second base?" Wnshlng- 'nn Ktftr. THE BOYS A Slight Difference. Undue rapidity of speech or Indis tinct utterance often leads to curMis misunderstandings. An lnst.ui' c of this la given by Walter Seymour I his "Ups and Downs of a Wnnderiii Life." "A clergyman." he says, "u sent for by a sick old parishioner whu was not n churchgoer nnd who was deaf. The clergyman said: 'What In dueed you to send for mo?' 'What does he say?' said the man to his wife. 'Ho says why tho dcuco did you send for him?' " A Patron, "Mr. Cnrrlman Is very busy now," snld tho private secretary of the rail road president. "Is there anything I can do for you?" "Oh," replied tho pompous visitor, "Just a friendly call. I thought he'd like to know that I ride on his subur ban branch now. I'm Colonel Nu ritch." Catholic Standard and Times. Similarity. "What a noisy thing that bass drum Is!" remarked the clarinet disgustedly. "Yes," replied tho trombone; "just like n human being, Isn't it?" "Like n human being?" "Yes; It's the one with tho big head that makes the most noise.!' London Telegraph. Shaking Hands. Few people know how to shake hands well. The general run of folk cither give a limp paw and allow it to be shaken or else grasp yours in theirs nnd nearly dislocate it with their vlo lenco. London World. Tho wise are polite all the world over; fools aro po'ito only at home. Bacon. KILLS SELF TO PAY DEBT. Brooklyn Man Concluded Only Way Out of Difficulties Lay In Suicide. New York, Nov. 10. Michael S. Kee gnn, a Brooklyn tobneco dealer, killed himself In his room back of his shop at 118 Adams street because that was the only way he could pay back n debt of $45. Three weeks ago Keegau borrowed tho money from Jasper Collins of 124 Pearl street to replenish tho stock of cigars nnd tobacco. He was fairly successful In selling to the people of tho neighborhood, but made most of his sales on credit and found It hard to collect. The debt of 45 preyed on his mind, and he finally came to tho conclusion thnt the only honorable wny out of his financial difficulties lay In suicide, and he turned on all four gas jets when he went to bed. Arrests May Solve Murder. ,New York, Nov. 10. By the nrrest of three men on the charge of bur glary the police are of the belief that they are now In a fair way to solve the mystery surrounding the murder of Stephen Slnkovltch, who was killed In the hallway of 430 West Thirty eighth street a week ago. Slnkovltch was stabbed to death while resisting the efforts of three men to rob him. The police declnre that the three men know something about the murder of Slnkovltch. Prince Henry, the Navigator. The kingdom of Portugal counted In Its royal house one of the men who hold first rank In scientific attain ment and practical application. He wns the son of John I. of Portugal and Queen Phlllppa (who was an Eng lish princess); he spent his life in Fendlug out ships on voyages of dis covery, and it wns through this Prince Henry, called "the Navigator," that Columbus got his idea of seeking for i new land across the sea. Our Friendships. Our friendships hurry to short and poor conclusions because we have made them a texture of wine and flreams Instead of the tough fiber of Iho human heart. Tho laws of frlend ihip are great, austere and eternal of one web with the laws of morals and tif nature. Goethe. Nature's Ways. Nature turns over n now leaf in the upring, but iu the fall she always paints things red. Philadelphia Itec- rd. FROM TOWN. Donahey In Cleveland Plain Dealer. SOCIAL PROGRESS. What a 8mall City's Civic Club Has Accomplished. All over the United States smnll towns are realizing flint they, as well as the great cities, have social and civic ro:i !I Ions and problems which call for n rally of citizenship nnd com munity action. How much can bo quickly ncompllshed in n smnll city Is shown by tho work of the Civic club f Cumberland, Allegany county. Md.. which Is only a year old. Tho direct work has been done by tho women, but the men have risen to tho club's suggestions nnd nro turning to It for help In a surprising number of cases, says the Survey. The major part of the meat dealers petitioned for the club's co-operation in dolug away with insanitary conditions of sale from wagons. Tho city ofllelnls wore Interested to co-operate In removing weeds. The olc-trlc railway authori ties have been brought to see the need of n new station and lavatory. Tho board of health Is coming to realize tho necessity of locating the slaughter houses more suitably and controlling their conditions. A committee of merchants petitioned for nn nre light whore disorderly men and women congregated nnd for the requirement of screens over fruit, meats, etc., exposed for sale. Unfortunate coudltlons nfter dark in a cemetery led to the appointment of n committee to look nfter the nuisance, composed, of members of the church controlling tho cemetery. The school authorities have established an even ing school this year, and a union of forces has brought nbout a very suc cessful beginning of playgrounds. Dur ing the year a committee of mm hna put the Cumberland charities upon a onsincss unsfs. The Allegany county schools have made great progress during the last few years under the leadership of nn cfllrlont superintendent, and their service ns social centers Is belncr 1n. veloped. All those social advances nre finely to broaden Into a comprehensive study of conditions nnd further prog ress In securing civic institutions rind social legislation. PARIS KNOWS THEIR VALUE. Smooth, Clean Highways and Beauti ful Parks Are Profitable to the City. "Paris has accepted unflinchingly tho doctrine that smooth and clean high ways are a wise Investment nnd that so long as the work Is done in a thor ough and scientific manner, with an honest nnd skillful application of means to ends, the result Is worth having regardless of cost. Tho ex pense of maintaining, cleaning and sprinkling the streets Is greater than lrt any other European city, but tho soh of pre-eminence that such a street service helps to secure is profitable in a hundred indirect ways. Paris has by far the richest park equipment of nny city In the world. The nrea of parks within an after noon's excursion is 20,000 acres, while farther away are more extensive pub lic grounds, such as Versailles anC Fontnlnebleau. It Is impossible to esti mate the profits which Paris derives annually from Its parks, boulevards and public buildings. Bankers have estimated that Americans spend up ward of 5.ri00,000,000 annually in for eign countries, and It is safe to say that Paris receives nt least one-fifth of this vast sum, the profits from which nro as great as are the profits from pork to Chicago, shoes to St Louis and beer to Milwaukee. Tho experience of Paris ought to con vince the most skeptical that there is no modern community of civilized men which cannot nfford to provide the most perfect public appointments that technical and scientific knowledge hnvo discovered well made and clean streets, good water, proper diainnge, convenient transit facilities, complete schools and thorough snnltary organi zations. No city should think Itself rich enough to prosper without them, nnd no city is so poor that It cannot afTord them. narvey N. Sheppard in Outlook. For a Spotless Town. The Kansas City chief of police has Issued a rather drastic order, as fol lows, says tho Twentieth Century Mngnzlno: "Arrest on view any person throwing paper or other rubbish on tho streets or In vacnnt lots, any per son excavating without a permit, any person tacking or sticking cards or posters ou sidewalks, fence poles or In other public places; any person scat tering hnudbllls or circulars on side walks, streets, porches, ynrds or pri vate premises or distributing them to passersby; all teamsters who allow dirt or rubbish to fall from their w ig ons. Patrolmen are also Instructed t notify nil owners or agents of vac-anf property on their beats that weeds must be cut nt onco and all rubbish removed; to notify owners of abutting property whero earth has wasln d down on to the street or sidewalk to remove the same Immediately; enuse the immediate removal of manure piles which mny be In tho alleys." Co-operative Street Work. If you would havo abutting property owners interested In having clean, beautiful streets to tho exteut of ac tive co-operation municipalities must bo progressive In street Improvement. It is hardly to bo expected that clean parkways and well cared for street trees will abound In districts whero town officials do not do tholr full duty. It Is hard enough to obtain full co-operation ovou wht-ro oxlstlng conditions nro woll nigh perfect, nnd every de gree of negligence on tho part of a town is fully roilocrod In tho slovenly condition of thoso parts under care of rexIdontR Lunch Room Repartee. Tho young man with tho Iron check entered tho quick lunch room nnd seat ed himself nt the third table. "Belinda," lie called familiarly, "you look fresh this morning." "Not half as fresh as some others," retorted tho pretty waitress, with an elevation of her nose. "Well, well! Have you calf brains?" "If I did you wouldn't order them, for you have an ovcrsupply now." "My, but you nre getting good for tho matinee! With the high price of meats eggs come in hnndy these days, don't they?" "No; they come in crates." "Wow! Did you ever henr tho story of the incubator chick? It's not out yet." "That will do, sonny Did you ever hear the story of tho cold porridge? Well, it's on youl" There was nn unexpected tilting of a dish, nnd the young man with tho Iron cheek wns showered with oat meal. Boston Post. Consolation. A llttlo girl of thirteen or so found herself ono day possessed of a new emotion n desire to be pretty. She struggled with It, but finally went to the long mirror In tho hall and for tho first time In her life looked at herself critically from head to foot. She saw what, most girls see nt thirteen a lanky creature, mostly legs and arms, hands and feet. It hurt her, and she went out of doors to think It over. Thought resulted In tears, and In tears she was found half nn hour later by her particular chum, a boy near her own age. Anxious Inquiry ns to why she was crying induced her to speak. "Oh. Harold," she walled, "I've Just looked at myself in tho glass, and I'm so homely!" The boy wns puzzled, but sympa thetic, and made an effort nt consola tion. Ho looked at her a minute, then awkwardly patted her, saying sooth ingly: "Not homely, Alice; just funny look ing." New York Times. Doesn't Know Her Age. There is a glaring phase of unfair ness iu tho position of the two sexes, despite nil our struggles for the suf frage. A woman still dreads to tell her age, no matter how youthful she may look, while as long as a man looks youthful he is generally willing to admit and even to boast of how many milestones he has passed. There is at least ono father who understood this problem in time and who gave his daughter a fair chance in life by never letting her know how old she was. He realized at her birth that a time would come when she would not want to tell her age, and he spared her the humiliation of having to prevari cate, so she was never told cither her age or the place whero she was born, and there were iio birth records pre served in the family. New York World. Tearing a Proverb to Tatters. Ono of our correspondents, to whom so far as wo can remember we never did any Injury, sends us the following: Carlyle said that genius Is an In finite capacity for taking pains. Wo venture to think this definition appro priate to a clerk. But in a doctor genius Is an Infi nite capacity for slaking pains. In a commercial traveler, for taking trains. In a literary man, for raking brains. In a sanltnry engineer, for making drains. And in a Don Juan, forsaking Janes. Oscar Wilde's emendation of the proverb was at onco briefer and more obvious. "Genius," he said, "is an in finite incapacity for taking pains." London News. Shopping Troubles. "Tomorrow is my wlfo's birthday, nnd I want to buy a present that will tickle her." "We havo n nice line of feather boas." "No, no. I mean something that would make a hit with her." "Anything In hammers?" "You misunderstand. I want some thing striking that" "Ah, you wish a clock." "That's all."-Cleveland Plain Deal er. Permanent. "Mr. Smith," spoko up tho young lawyer, "I come here as n representa tive of your neighbor, Tom Jones, with the commission to collect a debt duo him." "I congratulate you," answered Mr. Smith, "on obtaining so permanent a Job nt such an early stago In your career." Success Magazine. Hardly. A Sunday school teacher, after readi ing tho story of Ananias and Sap phlra to tho Juvenile class, asked, "Now, children, why doesn't tho Lord Btiiko everybody dead who tells a lie?" '"Cause," answered a bright little fellow, "there wouldn't bo anybody left hardly." Chicago News. Must Be Rich. "Ho must havo money." "What makos you think so?" "Ho never tnkos tho thirty days' grace allowed on his life Insurance premiums," Detroit Tree Press. A Fair Inference. Joe For yours I used to get up nt 0, broukfust at 8, dinner nt 1, tea nt 0 and bed ut 10. and 1 uevor folt better in my life. Hill-Joe, what were you in for? Jomloii Telegraph. The slander of some people is ns great n recommendation us tho prnlso of ntherx. Fielding. Cave-Dwellers In Wales. Cavo-dwollors still survive among us hero and there, nnd there Is living nt Llandudno nn nged woman known colloquially as Mlrlam'r Ogo. Sho is ninety-three years of nge and till qulto lately lived In n cave on tho side of tho Orent Ormo. There sho bore and brought up a family of thir teen children, one of whom Is tho stal wart "bowman" of tho Llandudno llfo boat. 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Roll of HONOR Attention is called to tne STRENGTH of the Wayne Countj The FINANCIER of New York City has published a ROLL Or HONOR of the 11,470 State Banks and Trust Companies of United States. In this list the WAYNE COUNTY SAVINGS BANK Stands 38th in the United States Stands 10th in Pennsylvania. Stands FIRST in Wavne County. Capital, Surplus, $455,000.00 Total ASSETS, $2,r33,000.00 Honesdate, Pa.. May 29, 1908. H32S33HQE5 GUARANTEED Wafer Bonds TO YIELD From 5 to 6 per cent. In denominations of 100, 500 and 1,000 If interested call on or address D. D. WESTON, Office: Foster Block 9th and j mum at. Honesdalc, Pa. 71tl AliltlVAL A.VI) imi'AltTUHK OP Kim: TIIAINS. Trains loavo Union depot nt 8.25 a. in. and 2,-t 8 p. m.. week days. Trains arrive Union depot at l.cu nnd 8.05 p. m. week days. Saturday only, Erie and Wyoming arrives at 3.45 p. m. and leaves at 5.50 p. m. Sunday trains lcve 2.48 and ar rive nt 7.02.