THK CITIZEN, Fill DAY, SEPT. HO, 1010. CENT A WORD COLUMN! GIIIL WANTED. CO. Krantz, Smith & H liODIK, photographer, will bo ready to wait upon nil promptly during tho fair. 78U GIHIiS WANTED AT llLAKNEY'S Uox factory. Cnll at onco. 2t LADIES Wo have an unusunlly attractlvo chance for a bright, energetic women, well and fnvornbly known In this community. For de tails address, enclosing stamped self-nddressed envelope to Manager, Lock Uox 750. St. Louis, Mo. It THEKE WILL HE a lot of people at tho Wayne county fair next week, and with many of them I am not ac quainted. In order to facilitate mat ters and make myself easily picked out In the crowd I'm going to wear a red hat. If you have a farm you wish to sell I shall be glad to explain my methods of doing business. If you are thinking of buying a farm or town property I shall bo pleased to give you descriptions of places that are listed with me for sale. If you neither Want to buy or sell I'd like ot meet you anyway. Now, when you see a fellow, during fair weok, with a red hat, that's me DOIUN, tho real estate man. 77tl NOTICE To open in October in Lyric hall afternoon class of danc ing for children. Class now form ing. For terms apply to Ida Heft Richenbarker. 7Ct2 WANTED A good kitchen girl at Hotel Wayne. AVE WILL ltEGIX loading cider ap ples, nlso hand-picked fall apples at tho Erie station, Honesdale, on Wednesday, Sept. 29. Highest cash price paid for same. C. A. Cort rlght &. Son. 77t2 TUV a 15-cent hot lunch, served at Heumann's restaurant from 11.30 to 1.30 p. m. FOR SALE Kelly & Stelnman brick factory building, including en gine, boiler and shafting. Inquire of J. B. Robinson. 50tf. LOCAL MENTION. The racing tills year nt tho fair promises to lie of the kind that will keep you guessing until the last heat. Every horse is a goer and every driv er is out nftcr the purse. Man-haters will have the op portunity of their lives to hear their natural enemy denounced when "Girls" Is presented at the Lyric in the near future. Richard Duslnberre, who Is now occupying an Important position in Stroudsburg, is in town preparing his household goods for shipment to his new home at Stroudsburg. The regular quarterly sacra mental service will be held Oct. 2 at Damascus M. E. church at 11 a. j m.'; Galileo at 2:30 p."m; and Abra-I hamsville at 7 p. m. Everybody in vited to attend. The Lehigh Valley railroad Is having its sills boiled in a compound of asphalt and chemicals. When these are used the spikes with which they are fastened are stamped "1910" so that record can be kept upon the life of the treated tie. The Wilkes-Barre and Hazleton Railway is also treating its ties with chemi cals. The scarcity and high price of lumber has compelled this cour.se. A peculiar cattle disease affect ing the eyes has broken out In the herd of Harry Vandruff, near West town, X. Y. Four of the cattle are affected In one eye. The services of Dr. John McCoy of Sussex were call ed Into requisition. A white 111m grows over one of the eyes, rendering the cow blind, which lasts about nine days. One of the peculiarities of the disease Is that only one eye Is af fected. Xo crowd turns out to see him come; no bugles drown the echoing drum; no plaudits fall in vocal show ers; no maidens strew his way with llowers; no police sergeant's phalanx stood to hold In check tho multitude; no delegation came to meet; alone he hoofed it down the street; alone before the clerks he stands and pens his name with trembling hands. Awe struck he hears that magnate say: "Front! nine ought forty! right away!" Alone he climbs the distant stairs and no one knows and no one cares the baseball man in winter time. Everybody can make a predic tion but everybody cannot be cor rect. Taking the goose bone as his guide a well-known predictor of Con nor's Crossing, has found evidence of what he terms an early fall. He has killed tho goose, examined the bono and then compared his resultB with tho atmospheric conditions and comes to tho conclusion that wo will have an early fall and a severe win ter. He noticed that the black birds and tho robins are congregating and are ready to migrate at any tlrhfe; This latter fact he concludes is suf- ficlent evidence Allan Madden, who for tho past two years has been tho editor and manager of tho Newburgh -Evening Union, has resigned his position to take effect within the next week or two. Mr. Madden will bo succeeded by W. T. Doty, of tho Port Jervis Union. Mr. Madden came here from Fishklll where ho was editor of Tho Journal Jot two years. Ho has not yet announced his plans, but it la un derstood he will take charge of tho reportorlal department ottho Union. A report on tho street was to tho ef fect that Mr. McLean hnd purchas ed the Interest held In tho Union by Mr. Brewster, and would place his sons In direct charge. This was later denied by both interested per sons, they announcing that no change whatever In interest as to propriet orship, policy or other matters was contemplated. Mr. Doty comes here as an experienced newspaper man to take up tho business cud of the concern and direct Its editorial ut terances. Mr. Doty' is one of tho oldest Journalists in Orango county. Newburgh Journal. Rev. A. L. Whlttakor will hold Thero will be a Phllnthean sup service In White Mills next Sunday per at tho Baptist church Thursday, at 3 p. m. : Oct. 27. Services will be hold nt 2.30 p., Passenger and freight traffic Is m. at the Dyborry Baptist church on 1 rapidly Increasing over tho Delawaro Sunday. Revi G. S, Wendell wllK& Hudson between Honesdale hnd ipreach. Carhondnle. ,i There will bo a cako sale at1 Automoblllsts have1 stnrted a tho Baptist church on Friday after- movemont to have guldcposts erected noon at 3 o'clock by tho Ladles' Aid at all unmarked hlghwny Intersec soclety. tlona In country districts. They nre Married, in Pleasant Mount on acting under section G8 of tho hlgh Sopt. 27, Thomas Brennnn of Pleas-, way law, which provides that the ant Mount and Miss Cella McGraw of town superintendent may, with the Rock Lake. consent of the town bonrd, erect Tho White Mills pirn romninv 8Uch Suldeposts, with proper inscrlp- M-iiTir v ti l nil. WJ,?n i n t ns and devices. Five resident tnx wiirnnrJ (1 5?." l?inv nL Wn of any town or 20 resident E a nnS 1 i i taxpayers of a county In which it is ing. A good time Is assured. contained may, upon written nppllca- -itonesuaio win uo ono or tne llrst towns to see tho orlgtnnl com pany of "Girls" which ran all through the summer months In New York. Tho Delaware and Hudson being cramped for Bwltch room,, owing to a rapid increase in freight shipments, nre extending one of their tracks near the coal pockets. Billy Sllverstone Is representing tho Scranton Tribune-Republican at tho Unlondale fair and also will rep- resent that paper at tho Wayne county fair next week. The agricultural exhibits will he' n surprise to fair goers. Scientific farming is making tho soli of old Wayne produce things that are big, nood mid in ininiititii-s. good nnd in quantities. Clark C. Wood of Boyds Mills and Louise Rice of Atco were mar- , , , nnt,.nns nf this route ried Wednesday afternoon, Sept. 28,' ad(le? 1 ,8, ! ' , , at the Presbyterian mnnse by tho,. 'iOC"' I'HiiiN . Prohibit Ion sts, Rev. W. H. Swift. r, , , , , , i Grace EplEcopnl church, Sunday, , y-x . 0 . . , ..... I . . I at 10.30 a. m.; Sunday school and Bible classes at 12 M.; Evening pray er and sermon at 7.30 p. in. Having established n record of 22o censecutlvo performances at Daly's theatre, Xew York, Clyde Fitch's best comedy "Girls" will be presented at the Lyric shortly. Marriage licenses were issued In Scranton on Tuesday to John Barn back of Scranton and Miss Myrtle Flncess of Hawley and Ferdinand Knoeb of Scranton nnd Miss Olga Dietrich of Aldenville. Regular services at the Baptist church on Sunday next at 10.30 a. m. and 7.30 p. m. Pastor will preach at both services. Communion of the Lord's supper at the conclusion of morning worship. Young Peo ple's society at 0.30 p. m. Very encouraging reports come from all sections of the county as to the probability of H. C. Jackson rep resenting us In the next legislature. Democrats and Republicans seem to have united on having Mr. Jackson represent them this next term. The Chester Times says; The Tenderloin question is one of the most difficult with which a city has to deal. The police cannot suppress secret vice, but they can prevent vice from being blatant and vaunting It self on the streets and other public places. The police can make tho un clean hunt cover. Thero Is mall In the Honesdale postofflce addressed as follows: Mrs. Edwin W. Thomas, Eithercoe, Wayn'o county, Pa.; Mrs. James Jones, Blat cllleysville, Wayne county, Pa.; Ed win North, Howells, Wayne county, Pa.; Mrs. Floyde Hazelton, Wayne county. As there are no such post offices can anyone supply proper address? Hereafter the farmer's daugh ter who writes her name on an egg and sends It to market will do well to add the date. The last romantic young man who received an auto graphed egg shell got It out of cold storage, only to learn that the young woman herself had been In cold stor age as another man's wife for about three years. Street Commissioner Weidner is having the mud, now being scrap ed from Xorth Main street, deposited in the gutter of West Park, prepara tory to having the pavement, now located between the row of trees, re moved further north at an early date. This will considerably enlarge the park, recently given to the borough by Mrs. Andrew Thompson, with no damage to tho roadway. James Durheck, formerly of Honesdale, was arrested on Wednes day evening by Detective Spencer at White Mills on a warrant issued by Squire Smith on the complaint of tho secretary of tho Farmers' Mutual Fire Insurance company. Durbeck's testimony Is needed In order to throw some light on the causes which led to the burning of Mrs. Rose's barn Sunday night. Tho Belgardo Stock company has been making a tremendous hit throughout New York state for tho past year, and while the company Is new to playgoers of Honesdale, they are bound to become prime favorites. Every member of this excellent company haB been chosen for their 'ability in their respective lino of parts, added to that they are all young, clever ladles and gentlemen. Opening play Monday night "A Working Girl's Revengo." Tlin fnlJmvtnc omtnonflv Knna fmd sensible suggestion is from tho Peckvlllo Journal: Quito a number of. our citizens have been humbug ged Into buying some worthless ar ticle from the agents or fakirs that aro so numerous, by a slever scheme they havo of visiting the homo of soino of our prominent citizens first, and then, whether a sale is mado or not, going about town and claiming that their goods aro recommended by this or that prominent lady and telling how much they bought. This Js simply a scli,emo.to sell their stuff and has no foundation In truth. Tho best way to avoid being taken In by these fakirs Is to havo nothing to do with and buy direct from somo rep utable dealer. Wo do not mean to carry tho Idea that thero aro no honest canvassers, but when you buy of strangers and nro worsted In the deal don't blamo your neighbor on tho ground that alio recommend ed them to you. Tils year's fair Is going to ho ono grand family reunion. Relatives and friends from near and far Jmvo arranged to meet this year at tho fair grounds. Como on and grasp hands with aunts, uncles nnd cousins unto tho 33rd generation. tlon to the town superintendent, cause him to erect one or more posts. The cost of tho erection and main tenance Is to bo a town charge. The ueniiln Hvlnir In tlm RPntlnn between Tyler Hill and Galilee are to have a star route daily mall. Tho supply Is from the Galilee carrier and i,0 wm traverse tho old route except where the change Is mado to go nround by Bradley's Corners, making the distance a little farther, .but by so doing It accommodates fifteen families and over forty Individual mnll receivers. On the nbandoned section there are but four families, nml tw of tllcsc llve cloRe, ,to ll'e un-irauu w '"" 80 tllnt mtl' served from that nolnt with very little inconvenience to them. Damascus postofllce will Dcmorrat.s, Id-publicans Socialists. Independents ami every other breed .., ,,, "1 H 1 M III 111,1,1 11 llUUim 1111,1 L VII you how sure they nre of saving the country at the fair. The political candidates with the "glad hand" will all ho there and will he Berry glad to shake your haiiil and smilingly request you not to forget him on election day. PERSONAL MENTION H. T. Menner Is on a business trip to Xew York. Miss Isabel Rlelly was a caller in Scranton Thursday. C. J. Dibble was a business caller In Scranton Thursday. Miss Rose Rainey of Aldenville spent Wednesday In Honesdale. Henry Bussa of Morrlstown Is visiting his mother on River street. Miss Genevieve Lord of Waymart was a visitor in town Wednesday. Mr. and Mrs. Louis Daln of Port Jervis, X. Y., are the guests of rela tives here. M. J. Kelly of Deposit, N. Y., has been spending the week with his family here. Henry Blockenberger left Friday morning to enter a sanitarium at Spring City. Mr. and Mrs. William Foster of Gouldsboro are the guests of Hones dale relatives. Coe Lemlnetzer left Tuesday morn ing for Cornell University where he will enter the law department. George B. Rockwell of Scranton, entertained large Lyric audiences on Wednesday evening with vocal solos. Miss Charlotte Lane left Thursday for an extended visit with friends in Tarrytown-on-the-Hudson and Phil adelphia. S. S. Lutes, who has been In charge of the landscape work at St. John's church, left this week for his home In Tiffin, Ohio. Austin Lyons and Reuben Brown left Thursday morning for Ann Ar bor, Mich., where they will enter the law school of the University of Michigan. TOXIGHT AT THE LYRIO. Manager Dlttiieh Has Secured a Good Play. Xothlng could Ingratiate a report er more In the oyes of the manag ing editor than a "scoop." Since tho llrst newspaper there has been every kind of "exclusive story" but In tho comedy of "Tho Lottery Man," a new comedy by Rlda John son Young, which tho Shuberts will present at tho Lyric tonight use is made of perhaps one of tho most novel "beats" ever found In the columns of the press. The central figure In "Tho Lot tery Man" Is Jack Wright, a news gatherer. He is a warm friend of "Foxey" Peyton, who owns the pa per, and when he gets a Wall street tip, Wright goes to his chief for money, promising as security, In tho event ot failure, his pledge to turn Into tho paper ono of the biggest stories New York has ever known. As the tip falls, Wright Is compelled to mako good. This ho does by of fering himself as tho prize In a lot tery which Is to bo conducted by tho newspaper. Naturally the cou pons appeal mostly to women and the campaign among the thousands of contestants waxes warm. Short ly after Jack has offered himself as tho human prize, he falls In love with Heleno Heyer, which fact causes him to deeply regret his en try Into such a foolish scheme. This in main is the thread of tho delightful story that Rlda Johnson Young author of "Brown of Har vard," by tho way has woven In "Tho Lottery Man," which after its long run at the Bijou theatre, New York, comes hero with a capital company. r The nobby suits nt Menner & Co. stores are tho now models for autumn and winter. ' 74eol4. REMEMBER THE FAIR. GOOD OLD TIME FOR ALL. What Ha Missed. When at his door Dome Fortune knocked Ho answered not, but kept quite still. Thus opportunity was blocked Ho thought 'twas ome man with a bill. Chicago News. The, Site. Tatron-Cau I got anything good for Walter Certainly, sir. now will a steak smothered In an onion be 7 Puck. Will Polltlcnl Parties Some Day ho Known by Color? In Wisconsin polltlcnl parties are now compelled to chOoso colors for their primary ballots. , Tho secretary of stato decides thd qudstlon by lot, Tho Prohibitionists hnvo already drawn pink, tho Democrats red, nnd the Republicans green. If this system grows nnd spreads Into other .states with tho evolution of tho direct primary Idea, parties will come to ho known by their col or, designation. The men who "al ways vote red" or "stand by tho green" will become as common nl luslons of campaign orntory nnd song ns similar phrases now nro In lingo of college rivalries nnd ldyal tles. Since such momentous conse quences nre Involved, why should not each party choose itrown color, with nn eye to appropriateness, on the flrst-come-nrst-served theory. Let them draw lots for order of choice, if there Is to ho any lottery clement in the nfTnlr. Let the So cialists hnvo red; tho Prohibitionists, from their nfflliatlon with the white rlbhoners, might ns well tnkc white. As for the Republicans nnd tho Dem ocrats, If any adequate difference between the color of tho elephant nnd the donkey were discernible It might bo well to emphasize nnd per petuate the delicate thought behind these grnceful symbols. If the In surgents ever become a party the color question will bo still more dif ficult, since they hnvo not even gono so far yet as to select an animal for emblematic purposes. How much harder for them to fit into tho color scheme! BUS Two May Die as Result of Auto-Train Collision. CHAUFFEUR BADLY INJURED. Arm of One Victim of Grade Crossing Accident Is Torn From Socket and Another Sustains Fracture of Skull and Broken Log. Poughkeopsle, N. Y., Sept. 23. Their taxlcab struck by a Central Now England train, Edward S. Atwater, president of the Farmers' and Manu facturers' bank; George Cornwnll, vice president of the Poughkeepsle Savings bank, nnd George Key, chnuffeur, are In a dangerous condition In Vnssar hospital. Atwater, who is sixty-five years old, has a fractured skull, his left leg Is broken nnd he hns many cuts and bruises ou the head and body. Cornwall's right arm was torn from tho socket, several ribs nro broken and he has many bruises. Key's chest wus crushed In and the surgeons believe he Is Internally injured. Atwater hns been unconscious since the accident. Cornwnll Is eighty-three years old and because of his advanced age tho doctors have slight hopes of his recovery. The accident occurred on n private grade crossing half a'mlle north of the city. Atwater and Cornwall hud been looking at real estate In a newly open ed section and engaged the tnxlcah for the afternoon. The crossing on which the tnxlcah wns struck wns recently cut through by an .Improvement cora pnny and hnd not been nccepted as a public street Modern Bookmaking. A largo bindery may have a capacity of 10,000 books a day. Tho resources of some of these binderies aro won derful. There is an instance on record where n publishing house took an or der on Monday for a cloth covered 12mo. volume of 350 pages and ac tually shipped 2,000 copies of the book on the following Wednesday.- The type was set by machinery for the entire 3."0 pages before work stopped Monday night. Electrotype plates were made so rapidly that on Tuesday morn ing several printing presses were set In motion. In the nieantlmo covers were made In the bindery, nnd by Wednesday morning the binders had tho book in hand. Two thousand vol urncs were completed thnt day, and tho edition of 10,000 was entirely out of tho way before Saturday night. In modern bookbinding machinery, as In tho production of printing presses. America leads tho world. Phllndel nhla North American. How tho Natives Treat Gorillas. Natives In the countries Inhabited by great apes regard them always as hu mau beings of Inferior types, nnd It Is for this reason that for n long time It was found lmposslblo to get hold of nn cntiro gorilla skin, becnuso the sav ages considered It religiously necessary to cut off tho hands and feet of the animals when they killed them, Just as they do with their enemies, possibly for tho purposo of rendering them harmless ln caso they should by any chanco como to Hfo again. Perhaps. Mr. Clubman I seo by tho papers that a poor youiig man yho lost both his legs v,hilo saving the llfof)f n beautiful heiress at a railway crossing Is to marry the grl. Sho dismissed all suitors and offered herself to him, Mrs. C. (meaningly) Very sensible girl. She'll know where her husband J3 nights anyway. Badly Balanced. A -witty Frenchman wroto at tho commencement of this century a very interesting and amusing book bearing tho title, "Lea Agremens et les Chagrin? .des Marlages." In this work tho first four pages nro devoted to tho 'agre mens" (Joys) nnd tho remaining 350 to tho "chagrins" (sorrows). S Closing Stock Quotations. Money on cnll today wns ltd per cent; time money nnd mf-cintlle pnper un changed In rates. Closing stock quota tions on the New York exchange Sept. 28 were: XmiM. rJopiicr'... G2 Norf. & West.. ins Atchison.'., 9!Hi Northwestern .'.14'lH H. X.. ..10SV4 Penn. 'II. R......129H Brooklyn R. T.. RendlnK 14GH Clies. & Ohio... 75 Hook Island 31V4 C, C. C. & St. L. 73 St. I'Tid 121?1 D. & H M5T4 Southern I'ac.nfitt Krlir. Southern lty.... Gen. Electric... 145 South, lty. pt... 52H III. Central 129i Sugar 117H Int.-Met 21 Texas Pacific... 28 Louis. & Nnsh..lvi Union Pacific. .1674 Manhattan US U. S. Steel G8H Missouri l'ac... 63V4 U. 8. Steel pf.,.115H N. Y. Central... 113 W West. Union Market Reports. HUTTER-Steady: receipts. C.0S3 paoK HKes; creamery, specials, per lb., 30c ; extras, 29c; thirds to firsts, 24a2Sc; state dairy, finest, 2Sc. ; common to prime, 23a 27c; process, specials, 27c; seconds to ex tras, I3a2fiV4c: factory, Juno make, i3Ma 24c current make, 22a23c.; Imitation creamery, 24a-.c t'tlKKSE Steady; reilpts, 846 boxes; state, whole milk, specials, 1614al7c.; aver age fancy, small, white. 15V4c; largo, lSUc. ; smalt, colored, 15Vic; largo, lfAlc.; choice. 14.ilSc; good to prime, 14al4Hc; enm-ron to fair, llnl3Hc; skims, specials, 12HilJr.; fine, lUiallVic.: fair to good, SVialOHc : common. iia7V4c; full skims. it4n4e. , EGOS Steady; receipts. S.8S7 ehrcs; -tntt Pennsylvinln and nosrhv, nunnery, white. 38a40c. ; jrnthered whltf. ,Kh.fc.; hennery, blown 3ji'J.e.. ra'h-Md. tnw:i, liialDc. flesh t,athcrii -s. . .1 27e. ; firsts 2'.v.."i: r-i -1 '. . :' potato::! Wea' ' i ii.m. 1.4ial.i; sn.tt. hi I...!. ,.. i.mi Ishiiul. Sl.'.'u'.: Jertey 1 it l.a; 41.."',1 J); attiels, Jer.-ey. per bbl.. tl.T',:, iv it m kot, Ofafric. ; .ou'i -n. i ! I! . " HAY AND .It k 1 ,.er 10) lbs., i;eJ. .1. ; , 1 , ,vr, mixed BOnfte ' . n. , 1 1 i a straw. GOaWf1.. 1 . . 1 ni, ..ii43o.; half bilos. iy.i DRES3ED po,.n; -p.: .-.1 0:1 t mis; weak on cMeke s. f i k ". I i- ''i.-ys, western, spring. pr l'i '. " ;.. e.M. ISa 22c. ; broilers Phlludelph 1 ' : ',. pi-r pitr, 40a50c; 3 to 4 ibs. 10 p:ilr pet ll.. i;ta24c; Pennsylvania. 3 to 4 K.s l ;ali. pur lb., !:i&20c. MEATS Country dressed veal calves, prime, per lb., 14'4al6c. ; commen to good, lOallc. ; barnyard calves, TaPo. GAME Venison, whole deer, per lb.. 22a25c. ; saddles, S0a3Tc. ; golden plover, per pair, $2,B0a3.B0; English snipe, $2a3; wild ducks, canvasback, $2.25a3; redhead, U.S3 aZDO; mallard, $1.25; blue wing teal, 75c.a U; green wlnp teal, 75a00c; broadblll, 50a75c. Chicago Live Stock. Chicago, Sept. 20. CATTLE Receipts, 34,000; market Blow; eood to prime beeves, $7o8.40; fair to good oeeves, $0a7; good to choice cows, $4.25a 5.25; medium to good beef cows, $4 a4.75; good to choice calves, $0aD.S5; fair to good calves, $7.50a8.EO. HOGS Receipts. 22,000; market un changed. SHEEP Receipts, 43,000; market steady; feeding and breeding owes, $3.50a5.75; na tive lambs, $G.25a7.40; feeding wethers. I3.76a4.40. 1 EVER INCREASING. - H'0OOf - M - 0OO - H - HIIMIfc II .A. 9 A bank account is like a snowball--roII it gently along and it will get larger (almost without your a X noticing it) as the days go by. Like the snowball, X X too, the hardest work is making the first deposit, giv- X O ing it the first push, after which the initial impetus Q f gains as the ball runs down, the bank account rolls o t up. We want to help you with your financial snow- i p ball. X FARMERS and MECHANICS BANK. YOU CAN GET PURE RYE WHISKEY Under a guarantee as to just the way it is distilled by the manufact urer nnd reduced in tho bond ware house by tho government. Proof ami age aro always stamp ed on end of barrel which can he seen by any customer. Whiskey when placed In bond new is 100 proof and In four years goes up to from 110 to 115.. Wine gal lons will go down or evaporate about ten gallons In four years to the barrel. Government ware houses charge tea cents per barrel for re ducing whiskey and will not reduce It below 00 per cent, proof In wood, which menus pure whiskey. Illend whiskey Is supposed to bo mado f idiu two straight whiskies. The sumo rule applies to straight gin mid brandy. Compound whiskey is a mixture of two or more grains dis tilled. Whatever (inutility of pure or tuv-paid whiskey Is contained in n barrel, whether four or more gallons, Is all that tu.v is paid on, tho balance in tho barrel being a nilvtiiro of grains distilled on which there Is no government lav mid ran bo sold at u very low price. Customers luivo a light to evamluo all barrels or packages before buying goods in or der that they may ho able to Judge for themselves whether it Is pure ryo whiskey or not, blend or com IHMiutl. Tho only whiskey that you can bo certain of regarding ago Is straight whiskey. No blends, com pounds or mixtures will by ino bo guaranteed. PAUL E. McGRANAGHAN WHOLESALE DL'ALUR IN ALL KINDS OP LIQUORS AND WINGS 557 Main St., Cor. Sixth. Honesdale, Pa. Inexpensive Disinfectant An Inexpensive disinfectant for a Blck room can bo mado as follows: Put somo ground coffoo In a saucer and In tho middle place a small ploco of camphor gum Light tho gum with a match. As tho gum allows tho cof foo to burn with It tho smell Is most refreshing and healthful. Where the Camel plunks. A camel's blto proved fatal to an Ohloan. Tho moral of which Is, chil dren, that although a camel may go sovon days without a drink It must havo a blto now and then. Premature. Professor In English Literature (speaking of n woman who was burled allvo) Sho died and was pre maturely burled. Hamilton Collcgo Concordlensls. Ship's Coal Consumption. An 11,000-ton ship running 15 miles an hour will consume 150 tons of coal a day. A 30,000-ton Bhlp going 30 miles an hour will use up 1,100 tons. Culture. Culture Is not an accident of birth, although our surroundings advance or retard It; It la always a matter of Individual education. Hamilton W. Mablo. Blankets by the Million. More than 3,000 pairs of blankota are woven In tho United Kingdom an nually. INDIGESTION DEPARTS Stomach Agony and After Dinner DMrcss Stopped In ,T .Minutes. Why should any sensible person cortinuo to suffer day after day with terrible stomach ailments when G, W. Pell guarantees MI-O-NA stom ach tablets to cure even the worst case of Indigestion, or money back. If your stomach rehells after ent ing and food sours or ferments In the stomach causing gas, pain, heart burn, and heaviness, two MI-O-NA tablets will drive away the misery In five minutes nnd leave tho stomach feeling splendid. A large box of MI-O-NA stomach tablets costs 50 cents at G. W. Pell and leading druggists everywhere. If you have stomach trouble of any kind, start to use MI-O-NA stom ach tablets today. They not only build up the stomach, but they act as a tonic to the enlre body. They are makers of rich, red blood and nerves that never flinch; they In crease vitality and mako the weak more vigorous. H - O0Of - f0OO - f 9. O O o