THE CITIZEN, Fill DAY, BUl'T. 2.1, 1010. CENT A WORD COLUMN! OUUiS AV ANTED AT UTjAKXEY'S Hox factory. Call nt once. 2t NOTICE To open In October in Lyric hall afternoon class of danc lng for children. Class now form- lug. For terms apply to Ida Heft llichenuackcr. 76t FOIl SAIjE A team of oxen 4 years old, will work anywhere, on the farm, In the lumber woods, and lu a wagon. They travel as fast as fast as horses. Joseph Dierenfiolil, Arlington, Pa. 75t3. WANTED A good kitchen girl nt Hotel Wayne. LOST An automobile pump Thurs day night, Sept. lGth, corner of Main and Seventh. Finder leave same at Hotel Heumann. Reward. 1 FOIl HAIjE Oil DENT A house on "Wood avenue. For particulars inquire of Mrs. M. J. Kelly, 1704 Wood nvenuo. 70clG THY a 15-cent hot lunch, served nt Hcumann's restaurant from 11.30 to 1.30 p. m. AVOMAN AVANTED for kitchen. Good wages. Houmann's Restaurant. AVANTED A good licensed com mercial hotel, 25 to 30 rooms. Must bear investigation. Send full particulars by letter. Address Com mercial, Gramercy Hotel, Asbury Park, N. J. 3t col. FOIl SALE Kelly & Stelnman brick factory building, including en gine, boiler and shafting. Inquire of J. B. Boblnson. GOtf. LOCAL MENTION. Matthews II. Heusel, who last week was declared Insane and com mitted to Danville asylum, was tak en there AVednesday by Sheriff Dra in an. - Fred Lord will have 25 or 30 entries nt the county fair's poultry show. His long suit, he says, will be Lady Walker, the $15,000 buff orpington which he claims stands ahead of Margargee's famous black orpington from Scranton. Henry Theobald's chic little trotter, Sylvia Bargie, is entered In the 2.22 and 2.27 classes at the AVyomlng county fair in Tunkhan nock today. The Honesdale mare is in good working order now, for Leo, youngest of the four Theobald boys, has had her on the track every day since July 15 and he says Sylvia never went better than she does now. She will trot at Honesdale and other northeastern fairs next month and her owner and trainer expect the mare to give a good account of her self. The New Jersey state flsh and game commission is making a thor ough examination of the banks of the Delaware river, In an effort to lo cate the mill or factory that is empty ing into the stream an acid that is causing the death of hundreds of fish of all kinds. Complaints have come to the commission from fisher men all along the river that some thing was killing fish by wholesale, and the suspicion was at once creat ed that the source of the trouble was one of the numerous manufacturing plants. Thus far the commission has found no clew to the source, but the investigation will be continued, and when found prosecution will result. The New York Tribune prints a well-written letter from Hon. Wil liam S. Bonnet In which the position is taken that Maine might have been saved to tho Republicans had the fight been made on the tariff ques tion with n firm stand for protection. In proof of Ills assertion he cites the case of Congressman Hinds of Reed's old district, who followed this program and won out, running several thousand ahead of ills ticket. Mr. Rennet stumped the district nt Mr. Hinds' request and may fairly claim to have been a strong contrib uting factor therein. One of tho Portland papers credits him with hnUng made the best tariff speech heard in that district in years. Tho cornerstone of a monument to mark the grave of Edward H. llarriman was laid at Arden last week. Tho simple ceromonies were conducted with such secrecy that not until Tuesday did neighbors of tho Harrimans learn that work had be gun on a monument to tho financier. Skilled artisans aro .at work on tho monument which when completed will bo a massive shaft of plain de sign. In which will bo carved Mr. Harrlinan's name, with tho date of bis birth and doath. The grave is situated in n grovo of large forest trees, of which thore aro many on the mountain side near Arden House, the homo of the Harrlman family. Tho widow is said to have laid tho cornerstone in the presence of mem bers of the inimedlato family. Peoplo on Park, East and East Extension streets wero aroused from their slumbers AVednesday morning about 2.30 by two drunks of unusual spirit or spirits. Thore is no doubt that tho saloon door closed on these men at midnight, but desplto bad conditions both internally and ex- ernnllv thov seoined to log along pretty well until In front of Charlos Spettlguo'si the neighbors wero nwakened by tho ydll "You have broken my arm," "I'm iv decent workman," "I'm from a respectable family." together with vile language that mado things very uisngreeauio, Ono of tho blbilous corarados appear ed to bo trying to help his frlond homo, but under groat dlincuiiy, AVhen nearly opposite tho Honosdalo Shoo company tho weakor-knoeu ioi low fell under too heavy a weight and remained on his back, cursing freely for tho benefit of tho peoplo in that section. Tho cop o"n tho beat does not know anything about it, but if theso two follows havo any doubt as to whether tho neighbors know thorn, thoy can easily find out by making Inquiry on East street. Next Sunday sovcrnl Honesdnlo Rev. A. L. AVhlttakcr will hold churches will observe rnlly day with services In tho Presbyterian church, sultnblo exercises by tho boys and Wnymart, Sundny at 3 p. m. girls. J a marrlago Ucenso has been Grace Episcopal church Sunday Issued to Thomns Urennnn of Pleas services at 10.30 a. ni. nnd 7.30 p. j ant Mount, 23, farmer, and Celia Mc m.. Sunday school and Bible classes' Graw of Rock lake, 22, at homo, t 12. I Tho Menzlcr houso on Cliff Tho Herbcck-Dcmor company street, where thero lins been a case now hna four non-union glnsscutlers of lll'htherla, was fumigntod Wed at work, and to walk them to and nesiluy b' N- Spencer, from their meals nnd lodgings Is too ! Arrangements nro under way much of a stunt for Detective N. B. . whereby tho Honesdnlo golf club Spencer to tncklo single-handed, so j team will Journey to Scranton nnd Policeman Cnnavan walks with him I play tho cguntry club team within to protect tho four workmen from nt-, tho next two weeks, tick- At tho Berlin Baptist church AVayno county paid Into tholnub,lc worship will he held nt 2.30 state treasury lost year $13,000, nnd !' m; s"m!?;' ncxt-, Hov' George S. the stnte paid back to Wayne coun- "cndell will preach on tho theme, ty $117,000. No Individual tax Is "Loved and Exalted." levied by tho state of Pennsylvania Rally dny nt the Presbyterlon except on those who havo money nt Sunday .school Sundny nftcrnoon. Interest. If you nro paying too much Rally big and little, young and old, taxes It is due to your county, town- nnd show by your presence Hint you ship or borough expenses. The Willow park pavilion, for which Hoso Co. No. 1 expects to break ground nt silk mill corner March 1, will be 00x100 and is to bo built on lnnd tho Erie road leased for 99 years to the Lambert estate, The estate subleases to tho com tinny. Tho navlllon will, it Is ex- pected, bo the scene- of a good many 1911 dances. F. W. Bunnell is having tho old brewery that has not been used for 12 years torn down by Contractor AVenver. Tho plan of the owner Is to erect two tenement houses, six rooms to tho tenement, but Mr. Bun-j noli has no specifications yet. He j says his new building will bo a very substantial addition architectually to the main street of Texas No. 2. Otto G. Weaver, whose uncle, John H. Weaver, helped him settle the Indebtedness on his Jewelry store Tuesday, said today that the future of the store Is something ho has not decided yet, though ho thinks It possible lie may open up again He thinks, though, that a purchaser may come for tho stock the way it stands now, in which case ho may sell. The firemen of the borough do not take to the purchase of the Hendricks Hook and Ladder equip ment, now lying idle in Carbondnle, and seem to prefer something light er, despite the fact thnt Mayor John Kuhbach Is enthusiastic .'or the Hendricks stuff. He says tho fact that it weighs 7,300 is no argument against it, for sooner or later, in his Judgment, the borough must have modern ilrefightlug tools and horses of its own. No meeting of Protec tion No. 3 had been called today, and tho Mayor Intimated that the October council meeting may not tackle the problem. Attorney Peter H. Iloff, counsel for the Horbeck-Demer people, said today he wanted to bo quoted as saying tho Commonwealth was going to try tho cases against the seven glasscutters Klegler, Fisher, Par ish, Mitchell, Briedensteln, Slater and Marks, which by continuance are set for Friday morning at 9 be fore Justice Robert A. Smith. Mrs. W. H. Ham, whoso- severe cold kept her from testifying Tuesday and on whoso account the continuance was asked by Mr. Iloff, Is better and can probably attend this time. Attor neys Muraford and McCarty say they are ready. The evidence is likely to take the whole day. An entire day was consumed in taking the evi dence in the Frank Daniels case, which has not been argued yet, and tho evidence for and against the seven is substantially the samo as that for and against Daniels. A young married woman living at the far end of South Main street appeared at tho homo of Detective Spencer on Eleventh street before he was out of bed Wednesday morn ing and complained about her hus band, who, she told Mr. Spencer, had been abusing and threatening her to tho point of distraction. Tho officer told her where to get a war rant and his early caller disappear- ed, but she did not go for the war rant. At 10 that night, when Mr. Spencer was on duty at Second street nnd Main, tho little girl of tho family ran up and said her mother wanted to see him right away. There was nobody at the house to bo ar rested when Mr. Spencer got there. Tho woman simply wanted to say her husband had cleared out, she thought permanently, but she wanted protection in case ho came homo. She was told Mr. Spencer and Po liceman Canavan would be some where within hailing distance through the night. AVhen tho de tectivo nnd tho uniformed cop went off duty tills morning things were quiet at the house where the woman and her little girl wero sleeping. Tho Honesdnlo ballplayers aro satisfied that John II. Heumann is a vlctualer who knows how to provide for Ills friends as well as for his guests. The chicken supper that 12 men, comprising tho full Iloncsdalo team, nto nt Hotel Heumann Tues day night was tho real thing, both quantity nnd quality. The feast started at 9 o'clock; It was consider ably Inter when tho last platter had boon licked clean nnd tho music and tho specchmaklng which followed tho chicken had drawn to an all-too-oarly wlndup. AVhon tho eating ended Capt. AVilllam Kupfor, who talks very well, got up and said tho hospitality of Mr. Houmann was fully appreciated by himself nnd every one of his colleagues, ho felt sure. Mr. Heumann responded. Ho snld ho was delighted to ontortnln tho Honosdalo ballplayers, that 1910 had seen n line team In Honosdalo and ho hoped 1911 would see an oven hotter one, and that tho boys could count on his best wishes and sup port. Joo Jacobs sang one of his prlzo songs nnd tho encoro was hearty. AValtor Hauler's Gorman rccltntlon was good. R. M. Dorin's orchostra of Httlo youngsters novor played better, though two or threo of its members could not get to tho occasion In time. Mr. Houmann snld Wednesday that nt tho oloventh hour ho nnd Capt. Kupfor bethought themsolves it would bo a good plan to havo the Mayor and tho newspa per men, but It wns too Into for tho telophono to catch all of them, so tho plan was abandoned. It will bo worked in 1911. Ktlll linvn InfnrpRt In MiIh wnrlr The Rehekahs will hold a box BOci n tho Hownrd lodge rooms 0,1 Seventh street next Thursday u.iuiuh rui.uesiuu 10 brInB boxes. All arc welcome. Tho Baptist church, which Inst week received an outside coat of cream, Wednesday got two cream- colored doors. Tho exterior of tho edifice has been Immeasureably Im proved. First Baptist church. Rev. eorge S. Wendell, pastor. Services " or"" nml, e," "B xi ""j, ,10," nlul 17-?0, clock. The J'b ? scllo1 w'" 'l01'1 its session at V-.45 "m"' T"e U"K People's so- nm luiivt'liu ill u.ou J). III. 1 11U pastor will preach on the following subjects: Morning, "A Prayer for Prosperity"; evening, "The Impossi ble Demands of Christianity." Frank J. Varcoo has about fin ished the excavating for tho main part of the armory building on Park street. Four teams have worked all the time since the Job started, the weather has been decidedly propi tious for speedy digging and no time has been lost. Jacob Walters, of the Scranton firm of Walters & Blelman, contractors for the armory, was over the early part ot the week and ex pressed himself as suited with the progress made by Mr. A'arcoe. F. AV. Schuerholz. William II. Bader and S. G. Lutes, fishermen, Journeyed to Adams pond in C. L. Dunuing's touring car AVednesday morning at G for the purpose of staying within the limit of the law (in regnrd to the amount of fish captured). They fished and then fished and dined on Cataugua grapes and red-cheeked "apples. At 5.30 the trio returned to the Maple City with one of the finest (fine meaning small) catches of a variety of fish ever carried In Mr. Dunniug's E. M. F. Mr. Dunning estimated that the catch would fill a good-sized wagon box. But it was a poor day for fishing, and the gentlemen merely took pencil and paper and figured out what they didn't catch. Millard F. Dorin addresses the chair and says he knows there is such a thing as poker playing in this calm and professedly moral borough of Honesdale. Mr. Dorin, while driv ing with a possible or prospective farm purchaser down Main street Wednesday, started to point with his whip to the Dorin billboard which for two short week3 had adorned a lot halfway between Eighth and Ninth when, to its owner's agony as well as amazement, It was discovered the board had been sum-1 niarily wrenched from tho post and 1 toted away. Determined to regain his property, even if a search war rant and the services of tho county detectivo be required, Mr. Dorin started out in quest of tho missing board, which ho ultimately rounded up not a long gunshot from the cor ner from which tho Dorin property had been wickedly and with malice aforethought appropriated. That I ilO IlUk .,11 IU O UIOLU VJ1 J , however. He found 90 cents in sil ver lying beside tho board in the aforesaid alley, and then ho made some inquiries from the neighbors. Ho found that more money than the 90 cents discovered had changed hands across that board the night be fore. The hourd was replaced, but to note the replacement Is not equivalent to saying it never will be molested again by the same pavtles. Mrs. Emma G. Secor solicits sub scriptions for tho Ladles' Home Journal, AVomun's Homo Companion, Delineator and other periodicals. MISS HARDENBERGH, teacher of piano, theory and harmony. Terms and particulars upou request. Address 309, 14th Btreet. 71tG PERSONAL MENTION Mrs. Alfred Wood of Bethany wont to. Lackawaxen today. John Morgan of Carbondalo was a caller In town Wednesday. Sheriff M. L. Dramnn was a caller In Dinghnmton, N. Y., Wednesday. John Pelllo, Jr. of Scrnnton spent Wednesday with Honesdnlo rolntlvos. R. T. AVhltney of Scrnnton was a business caller In town tho first of tho weok. Ben Robinson spent Tuesday nnd AVednosday away up at tho top of tho county. AVilllnm Fround and Albert Kraut, loft AVednosdny for tho university of Pennsylvania. Mrs. Chris Stall has returned to hor homo lu Scranton aftor a pleas ant visit horo. Miss Chnrlotto Lano leaves noxt weok on an oxtonded visit with Phil adelphia friends, Rev. Dr. AV. H. Swift returned tills morning from tho Prosbytory meet ing at Wynlusing. MIbsos Mao Lynott nnd Kathryn Deltzor roturnod Wodnosduy from a vIbR with Scranton friends. Dr. II. B. Ely is in Piko county, whero ho has lumber interests, for tho balanco of tho week. James Spencer of Montana will spend Sunday with his only brother, N. B. Spencor. Misses Ruth Lano nnd Flosslo Bryant returned to their school du ties at Smith collcgo AVcdncsdny, Attorney Herman Hnrmes, tho only lawyer in Hnwloy, camo up to tho county Beat AVednesday on legal and personal business. Mrs. J. M. Hnlc, now at her homo In I'llllnrlrvli.liln lull) lint ri.liirn n Honesdale this winter, though her nusunnu expects to bo hero several weens longer. Iloinnr Snnilnrrnrk nf T.nkn Arlnt tho large young man with tho ensy- riding steam car, was in Honesdnlo Wednesday. Ho reported somo sharp mornings nt tho lake. Bart Mitchell, the excollent sign Painter. Is innvltur liln fnlkn nml lila ! things to Wllkes-Barre. In that city iiu iiopcs 10 una cnougu to Keep a limn wun ins irncio nicely occupied. He painted somo tasty signs for sov crnl business men hero. George icnubncr of Church street, whoso typhoid wns only a mild enso. sat up Tuesdny. Dr. II. B. Searles says that Sadlo Mlllnr nf Hlil street, another of his typhoid con valescents, has been up and about me nouso tnreo or four days. Stnto Rond Inspector J. M. Halo and Contractor Bobby Brennemnn, who nre having their troubles on tho Dyberry rond, went to Scrnnton, WIlkcs-Bnrro and other Interesting cities Wednesday looking, Mr. Hale Eald, for a team that could be used on the Dvbnrrv Inli. Mr Tlnln unm to Hnrrlshurg tonight to see State mgnway commissioner Joseph V. Hunter, lie should bo back Satur day. Little Ebon P. Keen, tho mall clerk In the Honesdale nostofilce. went to Scrnnton tho other day for a short outing and thereby hangs a tan. .Mr. Keen put one very useful ndjunct of the traveler's expedition in a bundle nnd thoughtlessly drop ped It in tho office for a moment. thereby giving the practical Joker of I'ost master Allen's staff the chance the gentlemnn courted. That night in a Scranton hotel tho Honesdale man opened the bundle nnd found his dirty office apron Instead of the freshly laundered garment Mr. Keen had expected would greet his eager optics at bedtime. He says ho had a lino time In the Electric City, de spite tho shabby trick which featur ed the Journey, and that the assist ant postmaster at Honesdale will al ways be a boy. Riding in tho capacious and speedy car of Ed. J. Healey, Louis Cram mer, William Healey, James F. Boy Ian nnd M. J. MeDonough of Car bondale havo this week visited Mid dletown, Port Jervis nnd Honesdale. They got here at 7 AVednesday night and the chicken dinner for which they had telephoned ahead was wait ing for them at the Commercial. An hour later the party, all friends of Landlord Charles J. AVeaver, started for home. Mr. Healey Is a frequent visitor to Honesdale and his local friends aro reasonably num erous. He is an expert man at the wheel and people like to ride with him on that account. Ho promised to be over again for the county fair In October and to bring a few solid citizens of Carbondale with him. Mr. Crammer is a former assistant dis trict attorney of Lackawanna coun ty. The long coats for Ladies, Juniors and Misses at Menner & Co.'s store. All latest makes. Stenography. To a limited extent tho art of shorthand writing, known as stenog raphy, was practiced by the ancients. Tho freedmen of tho poet Ennlus, Cicero, Soneca nnd other literary men of Rome, nro known to have resorted to shorthand. Tho oldest known sys tem since the Roman days Is that called the "Ars Scrib.endl," dating from the year 1412. Dr. Timothy Brlght'e system, tho first English work on shorthand, dates from about 15S8. Sinco then tho approaches have been steady toward Uic greatly Im proved methods of tho present day. Hewton and Gravitation. Sir Isaac never ntteinpted to toll tho pecple of his day what gravitation wns. Ills very frank statement was as follows: "I do not anywhere tako It upon mo to define the kind or man ner of any action, tho causes or physi cal reasons thereof, or attribute forces In a truo and physical sense to cer tain centres, when I speak of them as atti acting, or endued with attrac tive powers." Icelandic Wayside Poetry. Mr. N. P. Fenwick, Jr., notices a curious custom In Iceland of deposit ing written verses on a cairn, to be found by the noxt passerby. He translates ono so found by himself as follows: "I am sitting here lnte and early; hungry and cold 1 linger. Sin cero friend, will you not warm tho old ono?" Tho roferenco Is to an old crono supposed to Inhabit the cairn. True Education. That most womanly woman, Han nah More, onco guve an oxcellont definition of education. "Education," said sho, "is not that which smothers a woman with accomplishments, but thnt which tends to consolldato a firm and rogular character to form a friend, n companion and n wlfo." Using Both Eyes. "In choosing tils men,"- said tho Sabbath school superintendent, "Old oon did not select those who lnld asldo their arms and threw thomsolves down to drink; ho took thoso who watched with ono oyo and drank with tho other." To Remove Nicks from Glass. Fasten tho four corners ot a square of omory cloth to a wooden table, loaving the rough side up. Then rub tho glass vessel on tho cloth until tho nicks nro polished off. Enlightening. A Httlo girl of two years, when asked recontly by a stranger, "Who are you?" quickly answered, "Mam ma's darling and daddy's pal." PUBLIC 8CH00L8 L08E GROUND. Attendance Not Keeping Up with Growth of Population. Tho statement has JuBt been mado that a smaller proportion ot children go to tho public schools now than wont ton yenrs ago. At tho samo tlmo tho enrollment of studonta in colleges hns increased. Tho theory is that tho high cost of living tnkos tho poorer children from tho public schools nnd puts thorn to work. Tho pinch Is not felt by tho woll to do, who In Increasing numbors send their young folks to Institutions of higher learning. Tho public school population is reckoned on persona of tho ages from 5 to 18 years. According to tho American Educational Review nil di visions of tho country show a decrcaso with tho exception of tho Western. Tho total returns ltidlcnto that thoro were enrolled In 1907-08 somo 69.32 per cent, of tho school popula tion, whllo In 1900 72.43 per cent woro enrolled. The lo3s In Now York city in tho deendo approximates 3 per cent Solicitude for the Unhorn. New Jersey's new marriage license law provides that applicants must have witnesses to the truth of their declarations, nnd thoy mii'-t bIiow thnt thoy aro not epileptic nnd have never been Inmates of nn almshouse or In sano asylum. Such solicitude for tho unborn Is altogether admirable. Wedding Note. A grain of rice which lodged In a hrldo's car ten years ago has Just caused hor death. How very fortu nate for tho bride that her well-meaning friends didn't throw old slices. 8 EVEK WGRE&STOQ. r -i. g A bank account is like a snowbaIl--roll it gently 2 t along and it will get larger t almost without your o f noticing it) as the days go by. Like the snowball, X 5 too, the hardest Avork is making the first deposit, giv- T g ing it the first push, after which the initial impetus O t gains as the ball runs down, the bank .account rolls 5 t up. We want to help you with your financial snow- 1 FARMERS and MECHANICS BANK. 8 1 r-j ON STUOAY I I AFTERNOON 2:30 jjjj AT THE TO GREET THE STATE GANDIGATEsll P I' I W&igftofc a&id Hen&if! I 1 jjj(5 Come and heat them talk and get ac-'Jjg o quainted with the next Governor, Lieutenant 8 fig Governor, State Treasurer and Secretary of 83 Internal Affairs. jjjj Ladies are urged to attend and occupy II the reserved seats. Homer Greene will !0 PIF nrwl n-lm I SC" I CXXXXXXXXXK30000000XXX0 The Greatest Historian. By common consent tho greatest of all historians Is Thucydtdos, tho Greek, contemporary 6f Pcrlclos nnd author of tho history nf the I'elopon ncslan AVnr. Ono of tho greatest tri butes that can be paid to him Is that, according to the estlmato of n very nblo critic, wo have a more exact no count of a long nnd eventful period by Thucydtdos than we have of -ny period In n.odern history, eqmliy hnis nnd oventful, and yet nil this la com pressed Into a Blngle vcl'rv.n. Vor concise, vigorous and yet .nNn'P pre sentation Thucydldes has no-cr !ecn oqunllcd. Ho Is easily the king of historians. German Alcohol Stills. An nuthorlty on r.l"ohol stills says thnt thoro aro 20.000 furm stills In operation on ns many farms in Ger many. The German govci nment per mits the farmer to produce a certain amount of grain or potato alcohol, tho amount depending uron the the and location ot tho farm and the annual demand for the product, upon tho payment of a reduced revenue tax. Alcohol distilled In excess of tho quantity allowed Is subject to tho higher rate of taxation. Denatured alcohol, however, Is not subject to any tnx. Plaint of a Cat's Enemy. Now they say cats spread disease. Also they spread Insomnia, profanity nnd n few other things. Atlanta Con stitution. His Calculation. Train Passenger (to porter who la wielding whisk) Much duHt on me, porter?" Porter 'Bout fifty cents' wuth. sah." preside and the Maple City C