t TUB CITIZEN, WEDNESDAY, SEPT. 14, 1010. O0O0O0O0OO0QO0OOOOO00O0X00OX A CHAT WITH OUR NEIGHBORS )0OO0OOOO0OOOOOOCXXXXXO0O0O00O0O00OO00O00OCXX0OO0O00O B RAMAN AND KELLAM. Addlo Rnuner, Sophia Bloom And Lizzie Mlnckler returned from Lake Huntington last week. Preston Tceplo Is home from New York for a few weeks with his fam ily. David Stalker, Sr., attended the reunion of the Stalker family at Hurd, N. Y., last week. Qeorgo Young has sold his "home at Kellam to parties from Lookout, who will take city boarders. Arthur Stalker of Pcckvllle Is spending two weeks with his grand parents. School opened Monday, with MIbs Emma Woolheater as teacher of the Kellam school and Miss Addle ttminer teacher of the Braman school. All are glad to have them return. Mrs. David Stalker, Sr., who has been sick the past week, is gaining slowly. Mrs. Harry Layton of Blng'haui ton, N. Y., Is at the home of her fath er, Nicholas Kelly. Several from hero attended the clam bake at Lookout for the 110110 flt of the Odd Fellows. The day was fine and all report a very good time. HAMLIN. Mrs. Robert Carter of Simsiiury, Conn., is visiting her sister, Mrs. C. M. Lorlng. Charles Tucker of Carbondale and Theodore Rhelnheimer of Wllkes Barre are visiting at G. O. Glllett's. Mrs. B. F. Hamlin and Alice Ham lin spent Tuesday In Scranton. Mrs. F. B. Lamberton of Scran ton returned home Tuesday, after spending a few days with Mrs. C. M Loring. Claire Simons, Elba Alt, Alice "Bor- tree, Reba Bartleson and Francis Orchard left last week Monday for Stroudsburg to attend the Normal school. Mrs. J. T. Stocker and daughter, Mae Walker, have returned from a month's vacation among the Maine lakes. On their may home they spent Sunday with Mrs. Charles Wolfe at Metcong, N. J. Rev. Campbell of the Presbyterian church delivered his farewell sermon last week Sunday evening. He and Mrs. Campbell expect to leave Boon for the Philippines to engage in missionary work. The good wishes of the entire community go -with them. Wedding bells very soon! D. W. Edwards is repainting Iris house. Florence Spangenberg is visiting in Deposit, N. Y. Mrs. and Mrs. Roy Van Sickle visited at the M. E. church parson age recently. Leslie Van Campen was In tonsrn recently. I STERLING. Corn and buckwheat are ripening nicely and promise to be a good crop. Oscar and Harley Furgerson are doing some carpenter work for Fred Cross. He now has a fine barn with lots of underground stables. Fred Swingle is moving his saw mill to his own place and expects soon to saw out a lot of lumber. Ethel Simons and Flossie Bortree, two of last term high school gradu ates, left for the State Normal school at Stroudsburg last week. Mrs. Lizzie Sinquest Fisher and daughter of Wilkes-Barre came to town last week. Mrs. Horace Simons and mother- in-law, Mrs. Maria Simons, took in the Stroudsburg county fair this week. Susie J. Cross Is attending the Lackawanna county teachers' lnsti 'tute at Scranton. David A. and Royal J. Cross are now at Cornell university. Mr. and Mrs. Granville Webster are spending a pleasant honeymoon at his parents, Mr. and Mrs. C. E. Webster. With the exception of the Maple- grove school, they all reopened as usual last Tuesday morning. At the high school building they nave a fine collection of minerals, plants and various other articles. The Ladies' Aid society will give their entertainment, "The Old Maids' Convention," on Friday even Ing, Sept. 23. Myrtle Cross has returned to the State hospital at Scranton, where she Is studying for a trained nurse, Earl V. Cross is visiting his broth er, Dr. F. A. Cross, in Scranton. CENTERVILLE. Susie and Margaret Marshall are visiting friends in Scranton. Mary M. Lane has gone to Gree ley, Pike county, to teach school. This is her first terra. All hope It will be a success. Marjorle Kimble has returned home, after spending a week with her slBter, Nettie, at Ariel. Ella Martin is visiting her par ents, Mr. and Mrs. William Martin of Lodgedale. Patrick Ryan of Now York Is visit ing his mother, Mrs. Bridget Ryan, of Arlington. A dance was held at Martin Jan oskl's in Arlington Thursday night. J. F. Collins spent Labor day at R. Marshall's. There was an lco cream social at Friend Simon's Thursday night. Quito a large number attended. Mary Lane spent Saturday and Sunday with Anua Walker of Ar lington. Thomas Ryan of New York has returned home, after spending sorao time at Mrs. Bridget Ryan's In Ar lington. Anna Walker, Stewart Peet, Mary Lano and Ernost Chapman attended tbo dnnco at Glllett's Monday night. Bo sure and read tho advertise ment of tho Citizen today. You might see something that will please FARMERS' LIFE INDEPENDENT. To Insure Success n City Mnn Must Hnro Soino Capital. Farming as a new occupation for a city man Is, of course, surrounded with perils but If these can bo successfully surmounted, and ho and his family becomo satisfied with what they learn to know of tho luro of tho land, ho . is sure of tho future both for himself and those near him. Ownership of a tract of land largo enough to support a family, and knowledgo how to get that support out of the land, frees a man com pletely from tho dangers and ap prehensions which Industrial and commercial life Involve. Ho Is Inde pendent. Whatever may happen to others, he knows that In his acres are ample food and clothing. Drouth sometimes depletes his crops, but so rarely Is there a drouth to bereave him entirely that it Is not worth re garding. The great majority of farmers are not profit-takers from their lands, or money Bavers, any more than the great majority of wage earners in towns and cities. 7hey do not know how, and are not particularly anx ious to learn. Until the remunera tion of the farm laborer shall be higher than it is now, through high er recompense of the farmer, It is not worth while to say anything about the prospects ofthe farm labor er. Ho hasntt any more than the ordinary laborer in any other field of work, unless he is a man of un usual force of character, determined to work himself up to something higher. It is still less feasible for a city man to become a farm tenant unless he knows at tho outset how to farm how to get out of the Boil the money with which to pay his rent. To go onto a farm without capital and without knowledge of farming would not be a sensible thing to do. If thero is some capital to start with, the move to a farm can be made with prospect of success, pro vided thero is determination to work in order to win. This was tho case with a farmer who took tho prize In the 1909 Iowa state fair for tho championship ear of corn, which was sold at auction for ?160. Ho had driven a laundry wagon in Des Moines for years before he finally concluded to try his luck with land, of which he knew little or nothing. But he was a man of ability and grit, and if ho had stayed in Des Moines he would have Anally won out In the city there just as he did In the country. He had the qualities that spell success. The advice of W. J. Spillman, ex- pert of tho national department of agriculture, Is that any man going to the land for the first time as a means of making a living should, If possi ble, take a preparatory course in some school of agriculture. A good opening for him is to become a gard ener In the suburbs. If he can raise a surplus he is sure of a good mar ket. And, anyhow, he can likely keep his family and acquire experi ence until qualified for broader work Mrmy men have made the transition in this way from city to country life. Others havo become dairymen in a small way, or poulterers, or fruit growers. All tho knowledge thus secured Is essential to the successful management of even a small farm wnere attention is given to more details than If one were relying ex clusively upon the land. It might as well be understood at the outset that It is practically 1m possible now to break into farm ing without some capital to begin with. A generation ago, or less, there was plenty of land to be home- steaded. Especially. In tho middle west, where most of this land was available, tho soil was rich and its fertility needed no attention. Here It did not take long for tho beginner to learn how to farm successfully. When good land was thus so plenti fully available for tho mere asking, thousands of farm homes were es tablished by men who had no previ ous knowledge of the business. "At the present time," says tho de partment of agriculture, there is practically no desirable land loft for homesteads." Ho who wishes to own a farm now must buy the land. And it is often tho case that the land In the loca tion where he would purchase has been worn out by slipshod methods of cultivation. While thl3 of course re duces Its value. It puts tho buyer to the labor and oxpenso of a resuscita tion that may require years of ap plication. Ho who has had no ex perience as a farmer goes on tho land usually with a full appreciation of his ignorance and under tho cir cumstances this Is an advantage, for he Is anxious and willing to learn. Moreover, ho Is not hemmed in by traditions and hallucinations in con nection with land service which of ten are detrimental to men who havo been raised on the soil. There is a wonderful amount of valuable literature now available about farming from state and feder al sources, and tho now farmer who would do tho right thing need not do tho wrong thing if ho will but seek tho many uuthorltatlvo sources of In formation open to him moreiy ior the asking. But In these days a man cannot go to farming without money to start with auy moro than ho can engago in merchandising. How much does ho need? This dopends on tho prlco of the land and the magnitude of his enterprise. Ho may beglu with an acre or with a hundred acres. Success Is possible with either, but moro likely with tho Bluglo aero thim with tho hundred, If thero is no prior experience by either, unless tho bigger farmer has monoy with which to hire a farm manager. The usual wealthy city man with a country homo has a placo that costs him a good deal moro than ho Is getting out of It. Ho is a farmer in a sense, but not in tho sonso un der consideration here. Ho does not have to rely on his land for his llv Ing. It is simply his fad, which is all right. But ho should not bo held up as an enviable examplo of what a man Is ablo to make out of tho soil. On tho contrary, he is a shin Ing examplo of what a man Is ablo to put into tho soil. But with all tho obstacles and per ils in thq way of an Inexperienced man entering upon a now life as a larmer, u ho shall master It ho will una that bo has come Into many nd vantages. Ho no longor need fear being displaced as to a means of livolluood. His tlmo is his own his life Is completely Independent. Ho may produco practically all tho food required by his family. His actual money expense need bo very small whllo at the samo time his stand ard of living, from tho standpoint of ioou, may do very much higher than among quite well-to-do people In town or city. If ho wants morn tlinn this off his farm ho can got It, If ho knows how. If ho doesn't know hpw tho fault Is his and It is up to mm 10 team now. Nature provides tho land, but tho tiller must do tho rest. Pittsburg Gazotte-Timea. A Tip on Oats. According to tho Saturday Evening Post, a man who had a country place on Long Island came to New York ono morning to do a llttlo speculating. He waa a great believer In tips. On tho ferryboat It camo to him that ho had had somehow n tip On oats. Ho couldn't remember Just -what It waa, but somebody had told him to buy oats. So when he reached his broker's office ho looked into oats a bit nnd bought some. Oats were active. Ho pyramided skillfully and hy tho closo of the market was 87.0TO ahead, Of course such luck as that had to bo celebrated, and it was. As the cele bration went on tho oats buyer told tho story several times and each tlmo took on lmportanco in tho recital as an oats buyer until ho Anally became tho oats king. He reached his railroad station somewBrat late and found the -stable man waiting for him with a trap. "By tho way," said tho stableman, "did you remember to order that five- bushels of oats I asked you to buy this morning?" Not 8afe. The negro on occasions displays n Ane discrimination in tho choice of words. "Who's tho best whltewashcr In town?" Inquired tho now resident "Ale Hall am a bo'nd a'tlst with a whitewash brush, sah," answered the colored patriarch eloquently. "Well, tell him to como and white wash my chicken house tomorrow." Uncle Jacob shook his head dubious "Ah don't believe, sah, Ah'd engage Ale Hall to whitewash a chicken house, sah." "Why, didn't you say ho was a good whltewasher?" "Yob, sah, a powo'fnl good white washer, sah, but mighty queer about a chicken house, sah, mighty queerf Human Life. Wrong Trail. First Professor of Chemistry What aro you working at now? Second Pro fessor I'm trying to ascertain tho causo of baldness. First Professor Oh, stop It! You're wasting your time. What you ought to be doing is trying to ascertain tho cause of hair growth. Chicago Record-Herald. Capacity Diminishing. Mrs. Guzzler Aren't you ashamed to como home in this condition? Mr. Guzzler Mortifled to death, my dear. I And my capacity Isn't what it used to be. Philadelphia Record. Mirth Is too often but melancholy In disguise. Leigh Hunt REPORT OF THE CONDITION or the HONESDALE NATIONAL BANK AT HONESDALE. WAYNE COUNTY, PA. At tho closo of business, Sept. 1. 1910. RESOURCES, Loans nnd Discounts t mm 91 uverarntts.secured and unsecured 22 4a u. d. nemos to secure circulation. 65.000 00 i-reiuiuuia vn u. D. lionus 2.KUU OU llondg. securltlfis. ntn 1 Sin JW Ji jxiimiiitf-uuuse, jurimureunu fix tures Duo Jrom National Hanks (not 10.000 00 3M8 99 Iteserve AirmitH). Duo f rnm State and Private Banks and Hankers. Trust Companies, anil HavIiiL'H ItnnkR 211 SO 138.433 08 1.134 IS 20S 00 Duo from approved reservo nppntfl Checks and other cash Items.... notes oi oiuer .National llanks.. fractional imner currency, nick els and runts 293 14 Lawful .Money Keservo In Hank, viz: Sneele tstaiiR m Leffal tpndpr tintr.n ft AV nn 68,213 00 KedemptToii fund with U. 8. Treasurer, to per cent, of circu lation) 2,750 00 Total 11.871.123 36 LIABILITIES. Capital Stock paid In f 150,000 CiO Surplus fund IrjO.UUO UU unuiviueu proms, less expenses and tuxpR tinlil Tt rm National Hank notesoutstandlnz fioiloo 00 Due to other National limits rn tn Individual deposits subject to check IM21.003 65 Demand certificates r if deposit Certllled checks Cashier's checks out standing , llonds borrtiwei! 21.910 00 55 00 353 07-$M46.821 52 Notes and bills redlseounted llllls payable. Including certlfl- None None None None cuius in ui'iusii ior monoy bor rowed Liabilities other than those above suuuu. Total fl.67l.123 36 State of Pennsylvania, County of Y'uyne, ss. i, . Turkey, cashier of the ubove named Hank, do solemnly swear that tho above statement Is true to tho best of mr knowledge and belief. . , , K. P. ToBBgv, Cashier. Subscribed and N-nrn tn iif,, m n.io 3d day of Sept., 1910. .... II. A. QtfiTJl, tii V, Correct attest: II. '.. Hussell. ) Loins J. DomaiKdEB, J-Dlrectors. II, T. Mimkkb. J 7lwl Tho Thomas B. Reed Statue. TJjrVETLED AT ronTXAWD, ME-, ATJO. 31, 1010. REED'8 TARIFF NUGGET8. If we proposo to abandon any Indus tries we had better not Jet It bo tho agricultural Industries. Between tho Atlantic nnd PnclAc stretch vast re gions still unfilled. Tho next victory of protection should bo thero. Onr system of protection Is not for manufacturers alone. It is for farm ers also. Whoever deprives our farm ers of all tho American market they can occupy Is false to his principles and must meet with defeat, or tho sys tem must be surrendered which pro claims that American markets are first of all for American citizens, who are engaged In developing tho country wo already havo. Protection rests upon principle or It does not. If it does not, then it Is a mere bestowal of bounty nnd Is no part of tho business of government If It rests upon principle, then that prin ciple must bo that tho American mar kets belong to tho Americans, You cannot maintain your system and sac rifice anything to which It Is appli cable. 'Just think a moment what wages are. They aro tho dovourers of con sumable wealth. In order to havo more consumable wealth you must have an lncentlvo for Its creation. Wealth will never bo mado unless a consumer stands ready. More con sumable wealth, therefore, depends TEN BUSHELS OF CORN THEN AND NOW. The American Farmer compares tho purchasing power of ten bushels of con irlth vtl f, f It urnR fn IRQrt , , n i Ti A . 1 r-t . . . . published by The Ameiucah Protective Vafue of to luthcu of corn in 2orch. mcaiured by the KhoUtale yricct of Article. Coffee: nio.No.7 Molasses: New Orleans, open kettle Hlce: Domestic, choice...... Bait: Amerlcaa.............. Bugar: Granulated Tea: Formosa, fuw Carpet: Ilruuels Carpet: Ijigroln Cotton flannel, 2 yardj to the pound., viuJti"uu; jiniusiLeug...,,... Bheetlngs: Dleathed, I'epperell, 10t. Bhctlnjs: Hrown, 44, l'enpertll.7 BhlitlnEJ: Bleached, 44, Fruit ol the Loom Bhoes: Men's vlcl kid, Goodyear welt Buttings: Clay wonted, diagonal, 12 ounce Coal: Anthracite stove...... Coal: Bituminous, Oeorrcs Creek (New York J'etroleum: Kenned, 160' w, Nails: Wire, eight-penny., llrlck: Common domestic. iijuuivutt; uoir&nuea. Cetnent: I'ortland, domestic. Lime: Common Oak, white: l'laln Bhlnes: Cypress , With (1,04 remaining. upon n hroiiflenr.ic uui-:m TiiIm i havo nlrcndy slinwii, ).. not uu-nn more purchasers, but punittiHers with hotter purses, though, for that matter, in this country we have both. Where two nations have equal skill and equal uppllauccs and a market ol nearly equal size and one of thmu can hire labor at one-half less, nothing but n tariff can maintain tho higher wages, nnd that wo can provo. Wo aro the only rival that Euglnnd fears, for wo alone havo In our bor ders tho population and tho wages, the raw material and within ourselves ilia great market which Insures to us the most Improved machinery, Our con stant power to Increase our wages In sures us also continuous progress. I' you wish us to follow the example -England, I say yes, with all my hent t. but her real examplo and nothing less. Lot us keep protection, ns she did, un til no rival dares to Invade our terri tory, and then wo may take our chances for a future which by that tlmo will not bo unknown. Applause on tho Republican side. It would bo an Interesting chapter In economic history If wo could have In figures tho abatement of foreign prices which hnvo followed every In crcaso of tho tariff, for it would show what enormous profits havo been made out of us by these pco'plo when no pro tection existed. Tho history of protection has bee! most remarkable. Fifty years ago thi question seemed to bo closed. Great Britain had adopted free trade, the United States had started In the same direction, and the wholo world seemed about to follow. Today tho entire sit uation seems to bo reversed. The, wholo civilized world, except Greut Britain, has become protectionist, and tho very year last passed has wltneau ed tho desertion of English principles by tho last English colony which held out This has been done In defiance of tho opinions of every political econo mist in England who wrote prior to 1850 and of most of those who have written since. After thirty years of protection, nn disturbed by any serious menaco of free trade, up to tho very year now last past this country was tho great est and most flourishing nation on the fee of this earth. Loud applause on tho Republican side. Moreover, with the shadow of this unjustifiable bill resting cold upon It, with mills closed, with hundreds of thousands of men unemployed. Industry at a standstill and prospects before It more gloomy than ever marked Its history except once this country Is still tho greatest and the richest that tho sun shines on or ever did shine on. Reno wed np plause, Shorter hours of labor wero scorned not only by Cobden and Bright, but by 07ery political economist of Eng land even down to 1883, when Bonamy Price denounced shorter hours of la bor as a "repudiation of tho great doctrine of free- trade." Tho sole idea of tho political economist of that class has always been as low wages as pos sible, as long hours as could bo and a product of as cheap a price as possible. Tariff League. mo. awl in March. 1SVC. rra the lollouring staple articles. Unit, lain ISM March. Mirth. ' . Founds., Gallons., Pounds., narrels.., l'ounds., Pounds., Yards..., Yards.... Yards..., Yards..., Yards..., Yards..., Yards..,, l'alrs Yards..., Dushels., llushe Is., Gallons , , Pounds,, l'ounds., Uriels. ., Uarrcls... llarrcls... Feet M Feet 70 IS 113 7 131 20 S II CO w 23 (0 C2 2 4 3S 18 13 263 387 1,040 4 113 1.8 243 21 8 li 4 S3 n 3 7 a 6i IS tl 34 1 3 23 !1 U 14) Qi Ml 1 a 78 1.H 200 , Harbor) With tO.CO reinnlnlnit. PROFESSIONAL CARDS. Attorncys-at-Law. H WILSON, . ATTORNEY A COUNSELOR-AT-I-AW. Office adjacent tn Post Office In Dlmmlck olUcc, llonesdale. Pa. WM. II. LEE, ATTORNEY & COUNSEI,On-AT-I,AW. Office over post office. All leeal business promptly attended to. Honesdnle, Pa. EC. MUMFORD, . ATTORNEY A COUNSELOR-AT-LAW, Office Liberty Hall buildlne, opposite the Post Office, llonesdale. Pa. HOSIER GREENE. ATTORNEY A COUNSELOR-AT-1. AW. Office over Kelt's store. llonesdale Pa. CHARLES A. McOARTY, ATTORNEY A COUNSELOR-IT-LAW. Special and prompt Attention given to the collection of claims. Office over .Kelt's new store. llonesdale. Pa. FP. KIMBLE, . ATTORNEY A COUNHELOR-AT-LAW, Office over the uost office llonesdale. Pa. ME. SIMONS, . ATTORNEY A COUNSELOR-AT-LAW, Office in the Court House, llonesdale Pa. PETER II . ILOFF, ATTORNEY A COUNSELOR-AT-LAW. Office Second floor old Savings Brnlc building. llonesdale. Pa. g EARLE & SALMON,; ATTORNEYS A COUN8ELOR8-AT-LAW. Offices latelv occupied by Judge Searle. CHESTER A. GARRATT.I ATTORNEY A COIINBELOR-AT-LAW. Office adjacent to Post Office. llonesdale. Pa Dentists. DR. E. T. BROWN, DENTIST. Office First floor, old Savings Bauklbulld Inc. llonesdale. Pa. Dr. C. R. BRADY. Dentist, llonesdale. Pa. Office IIouks-8 tn. to p. m Any evening by appointment. Citizens' phone. 33. Residence. No. 8&-X Physicians. DR. H. B. SEARLES, HONESDALE, PA. Office and residence 1019 CourtTstreet telephones. Office Hours 2:00 totl:00Jand 6 00 oB:00. D.m Livery. LIVERY. red. G. Rickard has re moved his livery establishment from corner Church street to Whitney's Stone Barn ALL CALLS PROMPTLY ATTENDED TO. FIRST CLASS OUTFITS. 75yl B9TLET US PRINT YOUR BILL HEADS, LETTER HEADS, STATE MENTS, NOTE HEADS, ENVEL OPES, CIRCULARS, ETC., ETC. CE We wish to secure a good correspondent in every town in Wayne county. Don't be afraid to write this office for paper and stamped envelops. una MARTIN CAUFIELD Designer and Man ufacturer of ARTISTIC MEMORIALS Office and Works 1036 MAIN .ST. HONESDALE, PA. mnmnrmnrmmr JOSEPH N. WELCH Fire The OLDEST Fire Insurance Agency in Wayne County. Office: Second floor Masonio Build ing, over O. C. Jadwin'a drug store, Honesdnle. M. LEE BRAMAN EVERYTHING IN LIVERY Buss for Every TralrCand Town Calls. Horses always for solo Boarding and Accomodations for Farmers insurance Prompt and polite attention at all times. ALLEN HOUSE BARN