THE CITIZEN, WKD.VKSDAY, JUtiY 20, 1010. oxjooooooooooooooooooco A CHAT WITH OUR NEIGHBORS 4CX000000OO000OCX000000CX00CXXKXXXXXXXXXX?00CXXO00O0OO STERLING. Lecture nt Clmrch on "Fishing" Other liocnllty Items. AVc nro now having very hot, dry weather anil an excellent tlmo for haying. On the evening of July G D. P., M. T. Spnngenberg Installed olllcers of Washington Cnmn, No. 279, John Dislipp was Initiated. Cream was served at a lato hour. A sister of Mrs. S. N. Cross, Mrs. 13. Widncr, and granddaughter, Miss Grace Shoemaker, from Duttz ville, N. J., aro Mrs. Cross' guests. One night the Grangers treated themselves to seven gallons of cream and over GO participated. Mr. Benthcrmnn's new seperator nt W. Musgrove's place is now run ning and many are patronizing it. Claud Bortree is helping his uncle, Dick Simons, get his hay. Rev. W. E. Webster has a young sister in Maryland sick and the fam ily aro now with her. Sunday Rev. C. D. Rowley lectur ed here at 10.30 on " Pishing." George Gilpin and family are now at Coolbaugh. Mrs. Cllstia Megargle Phelon. son and daughter of Massachusetts, ac companied by Miss Pauline Megargle of Moscow, were callers in town to day. Miss Delia Wedtz of Philadelphia is a guest of the Miss Cliffs. TYLER HILL. Nearly All Kinged in Haying Dairymen's Meeting. Almost all the farmers in this vi cinity are head over heels in the pro cess of making hay. All Indications point to a fine crop. The rain Sunday afternoon came just In time to help the oats. Corn also proflte'd by It. Ellis Wood of Keunoza.Lake was througU town Wednesday buying chickens. A number of young men from Honesdale were the guests of Mr. DIttrlch in his bungalow at Laurel Lake last week. There was a meeting of the local branch of the Dairyman's league In the bandroom Friday last, at which time Mervln Noble of Calkins, recent delegate to the Middletown conven tion of the league, made his report. The Tyler Hill branch of the league represents over 300 cows. W. F. Hall of Honesdale preached In the schoolhouse Sunday morning instead of Rev. Mlnch, who was called to his mother's deathbed Sat urday. Mrs. Mlnch died Saturday evening and the funeral was Mon day. Mr. Mlnch Is expected back this week. His numerous friends at Tyler Hill extend their hearty sym pathy to him in his bereavement. The work at the Baptist church is being pushed rapidly ahead. Harry Pethick of Wesleyan uni versity is spending his vacation with relatives at Tyler Hill. James Coe is pitching hay for John Lutz. His brother, George, has been with Mr. Lutz for some time. Charles Monnington carried the mall for Martin Jensen Wednesday. Clara Gaston of Galilee spent sev eral days last week with friends In this place. DAMASCUS. Doctor Has An Auto Fresli Items, One on Fresh Paint. Mrs. G. L. Armstrong of Pitts burg is spending a few weeks .with relatives in Damascus and Cochecton. Dr. Otto Appley has Just purchas ed a fine new automobile. He Is learning to run the machine and has already taken several trips. Mrs. M. H. Keyes Is visiting to Hasbrook, N. Y. A. Crossman recently took a few of his friends on an automobile trip to Hasbook, N. Y. Mrs. C. H. Valentino spent Friday with her parents at Mllanville. Mrs. S. Bush Is visiting her daugh ter, Mrs. L. M. Eldred, at Cochecton, N. Y. .Messrs. Ross and Mitchell are giv ing a new coat of paint to J. II. Moshcr'B house. It adds greatly to its appearance. PLEASANT MOUNT. The Ladles' Aid of tho Presbyter ian church met at tho homo of Mr. and Mrs. Wellington Moase for tea Wednesday, it is hoped tho Interior of the church building will bo re novated in tho fall. Mrs. Emma Jamos Is visiting rel atives at Scranton and her daughter, Mrs. Johns, Is in Scranton. Ono of our Civil war veterans, Lorenzo Lake, suddenly passed from us Tuesday last. Deceased, who had reached tho ripe ago of 83, ex pired while sitting in a chair In his Iioubo. Interment took place hero Thursday, tho services being con ducted by Rev. Georgo Pope. Rev. Mr. Schenck of the M. E. church is away on a vacation. Tho service at tho Presbyterian church Sunday week was conducted by Rev. W. J. Crane, who years ago was tho minister hero. Mr. Crano has recently married again at Union dale. EAST CANAAN. Mrs. Eli Shafer is on tho sick list. u rhjif i'i'i 'Hk ii The Ladles' Aid of the M. E. church held their monthly aid din ner at the homo of Mrs. Gleason Thursday. About 75 were present and took dinner. Rev. Dr. L. C. Murdock offlciated and preached nt the second quarter ly meeting nt the East Canaan M. E. church Sunday nfternoon at 2.30 o'clock. Mrs. Georgo Dershlmer had a bad fall while returning from church In front of her home, but under the care of Dr. Cook Is progressing favorably. CORTEZ. Mr. and Mrs. Floyd Klzer nnd son, John, of Townnda are spending a few days with relatives. The Elmdalo Sowing circle met in the Red Oak grove. Mr. nnd Mrs. John Hnnnemnn of Scranton and family spent a week with relatives. Four Buildings Burned nt Stnrrticcu. Starrucca was visited by a fierce conflagration shortly before 5 o'clock July 8, when four buildings were burned to the ground by a spark from a passing locomotive. The buildings destroyed were a milk sta tion and barn owned by Balton & O'Brien and a storehouse and dwell ing owned by Michael Gellan. The first building that was caught went up in a blnze and as there are no fireflghtlng facilities, the contents of the surrounding buildings were re moved as quickly as possible by the owners and neighbors, who volun teered their services. The four buildings totally destroyed were close together and only a short dis tance from the Starrucca station. To Hunt Up Successor To Snm Price. The Democratic state committee will meet tomorrow to name a suc cessor to S. B. Price of Scranton, candidate for lieutenant-governor, and a second candidate to take the place on the ticket of Samuel P. Phllson of Somerset county, nominee for state treasurer, who, It Is said, will not run. At the coming session of the committee vigorous opposition is expected to be made to any at tempt toward reconvening the state convention. Col. Guffey Is against the idea of undoing the work of tho Allentown session, and it is also said that Mr. Berry, "Farmer" Creasy and others not in accord with the machine do not want a second fizzle. A High Priced Fricassee. Lord Alranley, a noted wit and high liver In England a hundred years or so ago, Insisted on having an npple tart on his dinner tablo every day throughout the year. On ono occasion bo paid a caterer $1,000 for a luncheon put up In a basket that sufficed a small boating party going up the Thames. Being ono of a dozen men (lining together at a London club where each was re quired to produce bis own dish, Alvan ley's, as tho most expensive, won him the ndvantage of being entertained free of cost. This benefit was gained nt an expense of $540, that being the price of a simple- fricassee composed entirely of tho "nolx," or small pieces at each side of the back, taken from thirteen kinds of birds, among them being 100 snipe, 40 woodcocks and 20 pheasants In all about 300 birds. Our Eccentrlo Phrases. Why do wo always talk of putting on a coat and vest? Who puts on a coat before a vest? Wo also say put ting on shoes and stockings. Who puts on shoes beforo tho Btocklng3? We also put up signs telling people to wipe their feet when wo mean their boots or Bhoes. And a father tells a boy he will warm his Jacket when he means to warm his pantaloons. Wo are a little eccentric In our phrases at times. An Odd Epitaph. The following epitaph la to bo found in a cemetery within seven miles of Now York's city hall: Reader, pass on; don't waste your time O'er bad biography and bitter rhyme. For what I am this crumbling clay In Buroa, And what I was la no affair of yours. In the Game. "I am In tho hands of my friends," said tho political sldcstcppcr. "Yes," replied tho harsh critic, "and every tlmo your friends look over their hands they seem impatient for a new deal." Washlntrton Stnr. Here's Good Building Material I II VOUR building troubles will be few indeed, if you A select the timbers, joist, roofing, flooring, siding, etc., from our thoroughly seasoned stock of FIR AND WESTERN PINE RED CEDAR SHINGLES Our lumber is of a quality that satisfies and our service prompt. Come in and examine our stock perhaps we might be able to help you with plans and estimates. MARTIN HERMANN, fctMriTii't'ffii'rlr' PKNKOSI3 SAYS G. O. 1. WINS. Expects Tcner Will Get Tlicro Hand" soniply, Also Republican Con gressmen. United Stntes Senntor Boise Pen rose snys tho Republicans will ; sweep Pcnnsylvnnln this fall, elect ing not only tho stnte ticket but re taining tho present strength In Con gress. In an Intcrvlow at Atlantic City to a representative of the Phil adelphia Press tho Senator spoko emphatically on tho situation. He called attention to the splendid ad ministration of Gov. Edwin S. Stunrt nnd gavo his reasons forecasting Republican victory. He Bald: "if my advice Is followed for the same open, squnre, manly fight that Is to be made In Pennsylvania for tho president will bo made In every Congressional district in tho union. I toll you tho people aro with Taft. They are beginning to appreciate his breadth, his sanity, his useful ness. The dnys of the obstruction ists aro nearly ended. I am afraid that Senator Beverldgo will lose his sent in Indiana as one effect of his opposition to the president. Others who have ndoptcd similar tactics are likely to meet n similar fnte. "Returning to Pennsylvania, I predict that John K. Tener will prove to bo n powerful candidate, and an admirable governor. Ho has breadth of view and character, a kindly nnturo nnd great executive ability. Ho has Ideas that aro note worthy, nnd his Republicanism Is of the old-fashioned, rock-ribbed var iety. Ho will tour tho state, and I predict that he will not back awny from any discussion of the tariff, of the Taft administration nor of the administration of state affairs given by tho Republican party under Gov. Stuart. "I don't care to talk of the third party movement until it shall crystal lize into something more than talk. When I return from my Western trip in September I may have some thing to say about It, about the men who compose it and their motives." "What about the alleged move ment to defeat representatives who voted with Speaker Cannon?" "Nothing will come of it. They voted right, and their action needs no d6fense. When tho , American public understands, as It will under stand some day, tho outrageous per secution to which that great old Re publican has been subjected by splenetic muckrakers. It will take Its revenge on the conspirators. "I want the people of Pennsylva nia to scrutinize the records of the Taft administration In the nation and the Stuart administration in the state. I want them to study the new tariff and to make their own observations and to form their own opinions concerning conditions in the nation and In Pennsylvania. If this shall be done, I have no fear of the result. "Pessimism is a contngious dis ease. Prosperity is its antidote. All signs point to the effective check of the malady. There has been so much misrepresentation that, natur ally, many believe the false pro phets. The approaching campaign will give an opportunity to show up tho detractors In their true colors. This will be done in a fair discussion of everything for which the Repub lican party stands, and I anticipate that Pennsylvania will lead the coun try In just that kind of discussion." The Salt Charm Failed. Some three years beforo tho Franco German war broke out Count Secfeen- dorff accompanied King William I. on I his visit to Napoleon IIL nnd was present nt the celebrated dejeuner giv I en In tho Pavilion do DIano at Fon- talnebleau. King William, who was Bitting next tho empress, was asked by her to pass the salt, and in comply ing with this request he threw a llttlo Bait over his shoulder. Upon the em press exclaiming, "Why do you do that?", tho king explained that in his country it was tho custom to do so when passing tho salt to ward off bad luck and any chance of a quarrel. Tho empress in a prettily turned speech nt once replied, "But surely thero Is no danger of anything Interfering with our friendship." In less than threo years tho Germans had crossed tho Rhine. London Spectator. Couldn't Talk. Do Stylo You say that loving pair of deaf mutes were sitting In tho parlor nnd didn't carry on a conversation? Gnnbusta They couldn't, for they were holding hands. Now York Press. I never know an early rising, hard working, prudent man, careful of his earnings nnd strictly honest, who com plained of bad luck. Addison. Calllcoon, N. Y. YOUTHFUL FO HTYN I N E R8. According to One of Them They Were Just a Lot of Boys. "It makes me laugh," says an old miner, "to boo the sort of pictures thnt artists draw when they want to Illustrate a story of early mining dnys in California. They ninko tho 'Forty nlncrs old men, benrded and wrinkled and dressed like dime novel heroes. "Why, wo were Just hoy, most of us, nnd trousers patched with flour sacks were more common than red sashes and fancy buttoned coats. I remember wo pnld $30 a pair for heavy cowhldo boots to wear in tho ground sluices thnt was beforo rub ber boots camo along. "The oldest man in camp hero In Weavorvllle was short of thirty, but we called him 'the old man,' and ono of my pardners never had any nnmu but 'Empire .Mills,' because that was the brand on tho flour sack he hap pened to resent his breeches with. "Wo were Just a lot of rip roaring young farmer boys turned loose in a country where we expected to shovel up gold like corn at home. We didn't think it wns a whlto man's country anyway. Every one of us expected to wash out a peck measure of nug gets nnd go back home. We used to say that tho beat thing Uncle Sam could do wab to dig out all the gold and give the country back to the Moxicans. "Some of us had Peen lively times getting across the plains. I had walked most of the way myself nnd dodged Indians and Mormons; the Saints had It In for me nnd n lot more of tho Gentiles and they would have paid us off In lead if they could have got tho chance. I got to California In tlmo to be a 'Forty-niner, and In May of '50 I was camped down below town on Weaver creek with three pardners." Human Inequality. There Is a notion, and a nio3t per nicious ono, thnt It is the highest realization of republican form of gov ernment that all tho people should by some forcing process be made as much alike as possible. All human beings are born equal only in the sin gle fact that they all come Into the world by the same natural process. Tho same equality exists In the mat ter of death, since what we call life la extinguished for all under the self same conditions. But that is all the equality that is possible, for human beings are all unlike and unequal In bodily and mental characteristics, and to such an extent does this lack of equality go that It Is seen In tho peculiarities of every individual. New Orleans Plcavuna. Breezy Bits HER SEX SAVED HER. Mother (to manager) You've heard my daughter's voice. What role do you think sho ought to study? "If she were n man I should say auctioneer." SEEING THINGS. Magistrate What's the matter with this prisoner, officer? "Well, ycr houor, he's chasln' rain bows In th' daytime an' star gnzin at night." W. B. HOLMES, President. A. T. SEARLE, Vice Pres. We want you to understand tho rensons for the ABSOLUTE SEOUKITY of this Bank. WAYNE COUNTY SAVINGS BANK HONESDALE, PA., HAS A CAPITAL OF - - - $100,000.00 AND SURPLUS AND PROFITS OF - 407,000.00 MAKING ALTOGETHER - - 507,000.00 EVERY DOLLAR ol which muBt be lost beforo'nny depositor can lose n PENNY. It lias conducted a growing and successful business for over US years, serving an increasing number of customers with fldeelity and satisfaction. Ita cash funds aro protected by MODERN STEEL, VAULTS. All of these things, coupled with conservative mnnitcemcnt, insured by the UAKKKUL PERSONAL ATTENTION constantly eUen the Hunk's affairs by a notably able Hourd ot Directors assures the patrons of that SUPREME SAFETY which Is tho iprime essential of a food Hank. MAY 10, 1910 Total Assets, VST DEPOSITS MAY BE MADE BY MAIL. TBJ DIRECTORS W. TI. HOLMES A. T. 8KAHI.E T. IJ. CLARK CIIAS.J.SMITII, n..i.t:oNOKK. V. K. Her Dear Friend. Susie Now. when I'm naked to sing I never sny, "Oh, 1 can'tl" I always sit down nt the piano Jennie And lot the nudlenec find It out for them selves? Illustrated Bits. The First 8tep. Young Woman (before milliner's window, lo her maldl Thnt hat Is per fectly lovely. 1 must have It. Marie, be suro to remind me to kiss my hus band when I get home. Quickly Subdued. Von Blumcr (roaring with rnge) Who told you to put paper on tho wall? Decorator Your wife. sir. Von Blu mcr Pretty, Isn't It? CASTOR I A For Infants and Children. Hie Kind You Have Always Bough) Bears tho Signature of THE TIlRICn-A-WEEK WORLD. It has Invariably been the great ef fort of the thrice-a-week edition of the New York World to publish the news Impartially In order that It may bo an accurate reporter of what has happened. It tells tho truth, irre spective of party, and for tnat reason It has achieved a position with the public unique among papers of Its class. The subscription season is now at hand and this Is the best offer that will be made to you. If you want tho news as it really Is, subscribe to the thrice-a-week edi tion of the New York World, which comes to you every other day except Sunday, and is thus practically a dally at the price of a weekly. The thrice-a-week World's regular subscription price Is only ?1 per year, and this pays for 15 C papers. We offer this unequalled newspaper and The Citizen together for one year for ?2. 47ely. ARRIVAL AND DEPARTURE OF ERIE TRAINS. Trains leave Union depot at 7.20 a. m. and 2.48 p. m., week days. Trains arrive Union depot at 1.50 and 6.45 p. m. week days. Saturday only, Erie and Wyoming arrives at 3.45 p. m. and leaves at 5.50 p. m. Sunday trains leave 2.48 and ar rive at 7.02. By Weston and Schwartz WHEN SHE WENT HOME. "Polly, I met nn old friend today whom I hadn't seen In years." "You didn't ask him to dinner?" "No; he said he wns hungry, so I took him to a restaurant." THE LURE OF THE EAST. Old Man-You'd better stick to the ranch, boy. "When u lawyer enn make 530 an hour !u New York? I guess nit." II. S. SALMON, Cashier W. J. WARD, Ass'T Cashier $2,870,366.92 F. P. KIMHLR II. S. SALMON SUVffAM. I'KOF13SSIONAIi CAKDS. Attorncya-nt-Lnw. H WILSON, . ATTOItNEV A COUSSKJ.OI1-AT-I.AW. Olllce. Mnsonfu b'.Mlillne. eccoml floor Iloneidaii-, l'a. "Vy-M. II. LEE, I 1 ATTOI1NKY A COU.VSF.LOIt-AT-I.AW. Olllcoovcr post olllce. All U'cal business promptly attended to. Honesdale. l'a. C. ilUMFOHD, JL. ATTOItNEY .1 COUNSEt.OK-AT-LAW, Ofllce I.llifttr Hnll building, opposite the Post Ofllce. lloiicfdale. l'a. HOMER GREENE. ATTOItNEV A COUN8EI.On-AT-I.AW. Olllce over Hell's store. Honesdale l'a. 0L. ROWLAND, ATTOJlNEY A COPKBELOR-AT-LAW Olllre ver Post Ofllce. Honesdale. l'a f tHARLES A. McCARTY, J ATTOItNEY A COUNSELOR- 4T-I.AW. Special and prompt attention clven to the collection of ctaltiii. Olllce over Hell's new store, Honesdale. l'a. P. KIMBLE, J.' . ATTORNEY A COUNPEI.OR-AT-LAW. OIDcuover the post ollicu Honesdale. l'a. ME. SIMONS, . ATTORNEY A COUNSELOR-AT-LAW, Ofiice in the Court House, Honeedale Pa. PETER II. 1LOKF, ATTORNEY A COUNSEI.OR-AT-LAW. Ofllce Second floor old Savings Uric bulldlui,'. Honesdale. la. QEARLE & SALMON,; K ATTORNEYS A COUNSELORS-AT-1. AW. Olllccs latelv occupied by Judge Searle. ftHESTER A. GARRATT," J ATTORNEY A COITNfcELOR-AT-LAW. Olllce adjacent to Post Olllce, Honesdale. l'a Dentists. DR. E. T. BROWN, DENTIST. Olllce First floor, old Savlncs Hank build ins. Honesdale. Pa. Dr. C. It. BHADY. Dk-tipt. Honesdale, Pa. Office Hours-8 m.to p. m Any evenins bv appointment. Citizens' phone. 33. Residence. No. KHX Physicians. DR. H. B. SEARLES, HONESDALE, PA. Office and residence 1019 Courtrstreet telephones. Office Hours 2:00 to .4:00 and 6 00 o8:00.D.ni Livery. LIVERY. red. G. Rickard has re moved his livery establishment from corner Church street to Whitney's Stone Rnrn ALL CALLS PROMPTLY ATTENDED TO. FIRST CLASS OUTFITS. 75yl C We wish to secure a good correspondent in every town in Wayne county. Don't be afraid to write this office for paper and stamped envelops. r::j:::::j:::::n::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: 3 MARTIN CAUFIELD 8 Designer and Man ufacturer of ARTISTIC MEMORIALS Office and Works 1036 WAIN ST. ti jj HONESDALE, PA. :: JOSEPH N. WELCH Fire The OLDEST Fire Insurance Agency in Wayne County. OHice: Second floor Masonic Build ing, over C. C. Jadwin'a drugj store, Honesdale. M. LEE BRAMAN EVERYTHING IN LIVERY Buss for Every Trainband Town Calls. Horses always for sale Boarding and Accomodations for Farmers rroi rompt and polite attention at all times. ALLEN HOUSE BARN