THE CITIZEN, 1 .;il)AYf JUNE 24, 1010.
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W. W. WOOD. MANAGER AND SKCY ,
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directors;
C. it. DORFMNQEll. l. . ALLEN.
HENRY WILSON. E. R. 11 ARDO'DERGH.
W. W. WOOD.
Friday, juxe ai, lino.
REPURLICAX TICKET.
For Congress,
C. C. PRATT.
For State Senntor,
WINFRED D. LEWIS.
COUNTY.
Representative,
H. C. JACKSON.
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A Balnbridge man holds the rec-
ord as a cheertul loser. He nns, 101-
cd the Democratic ticket since 1S23.
Hnrrisburg Telegraph.
That '"'3" is significant!
The Wtlliamsport News is real
mean to the flood city of 1SS0. Hear
it:
Johnstown has a Luna park.
Among the other Insects in the park
we presume there are a few luna
tleks. But the Johnstown Democrat
bright, observing sheet gets back
uy saying uiey iuu.tui .
.... ..lot-
tors from Billtown. uiiuown is
good!
When you start in to lambaste the
trusts, pray don't forget the one
that limits the output of straw hats
and boosts the price of those cool nated the next governor, lieutenant
summer lids. Do you remember the governor, secretary and treasurer of
, . , t i cor .,,! i,fr Pennsylvania. There can be no
good old days of 1S9C and before, doubt,about that- Despite the Ure.
when a dollar bought a good one gome Ung0 of 0tlmistic Guffeyites,
and sometimes a smaller silver coin despite the transparent claims of a
did the Job after Aug. 1? The dol
lar straw hat of 1910 Is Just a corn-
Held creation, and think how high , tremendoua effort to create the im
you can go if you're easy about presslon that with BERRY to top the
buying a headpiece!
Bucks county may not provide the should have been they may win,
next governor, but Bucks county the men who try to tell you the
holds at the present time one Hon- JENBR .ck eslat go down
est, truthful man. He s a merchant ,n a fool.g paradise.
at Doylestown, and he isn't a GRIM , it )s known to all men who fol
man or a TENER man, and he low Pennsylvania politics impartially
doesn't own an automobile or an I that JOHN K. TENER, an able man
... , u of prodigious personal popularity,
airship, and he says he works not , whoI,8tarted nfe as an athlete con.
because he loves to work hut because , tinue,i jt as a business man and a
he has to. "Anybody who tells you 1 banker, and finally grew to a place
how he likes to work is a liar" this In the congressional delegation as
man tells his Doylestown neighbors , representative from one of the Pitts
' , , burg districts, Is a particularly
and he always is careful to specify , strong eiectauie candidate. His
what kind of a liar. splendid efforts for the upbuilding
of his home counties and his work
JOHN WORTH KERN, the "also on tne important rivers and harbors
ran" of a dozen notable campaigns, committee at Washington show what
wants Col. BRYAN to keep his hands his executive ability is, and the
, , , . , . , same intelligence, spirit, energy and
off the fight for a senatorship in In-, capnc,ty forractical affalr8 tmlt he
diana. He does not want the help has demonstrated since 1907 must
of the Peerless Pleader on the plat- qualify him for the finest kind of gu-forni-
he does not wish his case pre- bernatorial service nt Harrisburg.
sented in the Peerless Pleader's Com- ' JOHN M REYNOLDS of Bedford
, , ,.., county is the candidate for Heuten
moner. No wonder! , BR A-N ant governor. H6i t0o, is a con
stumped Indiana for PARKER in j gressman of the progressive TENER
1904 and ROOSEVELT got the state type and admirably qualified for the
i,v nn.ono. Mr. KERN knows that! second plnce in the state govern-
to beat BEVERIDGE, provided BEV
ER1DGE is beatable, he must keep
BRYAN out of the pie.
If it came to a choice between
Mayor GAYNOR and Congressman
Billy SULZER for the Democratic
gubernatorial nomination in York
state, we should feel as though we
ought to say right In meeting that urer, Is one of the popular, forceful
GAYNOR Is tho likelier man of the and substantial men of northeastern
... ., t ,, Pennsylvania. He has twice been a
two. He Is the first mayor to come , , . ,, ...
1 ' member of congress from the Wilmot
out with the flat-footed announce-. district and he has filled out
ment that $1400 cops must patrol tho unexpired term of SHEATZ
their posts Instead of bumming In a manner that gives proof of his
drinks, chinning the servant girls "U"H: t successfully serve a term
and grafting lawbreaklng saloonlsts. ot pla"jorm ke tho camlldates.
SULZER Is simply the man who once ls cloan cut. u approves tho prlncl
went to tho district leader's picnic pies on which tho Republican par
and cleared nine feet in the stund-'ty has built the prosperity of tho
i t,.,r. nation, and It endorses tho TAFT
lnB "road Jump. ulministration. which, while natur-
ally less plcturesquo and colorful
The Susquehanna Ledger com-, than tho QU0 t,,at j)receeded It, ls as
plains, we presume Justifiably, about i truly devoted to tho enlargement of
tho lack of decent signboards lu that! American opportunities and to tho
county. "Some of thorn aro badly
crossroads they don't havo a hoard the nndidates are capable. Th8
at all" it declaros. Tho samo thing' party is united, whereas Its oppon
mlcht be said of other Pennsylvania i etus, many of them outspokenly
counties, many ot them larger and
richer than Susquehanna. Indeed,
paucity of, signposts ls a prevailing
evil all over tho Eastorn states.
There's as much of it in Massachu
setts, a stato that is a stickler for
the enforcement of law, as thero ls
In Pennsylvania.
By tho way, you will often hear
visitors to Scranton couple their
praise ot the beautiful and progres-K.
slvo Lackawanna county city with
tho observation that Scranton has
more weak, taint, obscuro street
signs than any modern city in tho
country.
There Is a Scrnnton nhlermnn who
says It ought to be a crime for a
man not to kiss a pretty girl. The
alderman In question no doubt Is
sorely tempted by the winsome
landed In Honesdnle, the home, so
traveling men that go everywhere i
. i
will tell you, of more comely women
f0iia than nny other place of etiual
population In the country!
Now that the Republicans have
j held their convention nnd noiiiinat-
ed their stnte ticket, the customary
I torrent of abuse and calumny the
party's enemies hnvc been damming
I back untfl they ran out of slash
l boards will be turned loose. From
'now to election we shall expect to
1 hear, and likewise see In print, all
' the old stereotyped Democratic
phrases "machine candidates,"
! "boss-ridden party," "corrupt poll-
tlcg .. nml tjle uke, Ami this talk,
,nn,j yoll wju Ue rolled ecstatically
..., tllf) tnncuos of the mess of
political Pharisees who believe no
,,.i thine- rnn come out of the nar-'
ty that produced and will continue
to produce men of the peculiarly
fearless, straightforward stamp of
Abraham Lincoln and
Theodore
Roosevelt!
The men who were nominated st
Harrisburg will be elected; when
elected they will win hypocritical
praise from this same class of carp
ers that withhold it now, fully realiz-
,ng the pra)se Inust come wI)en the
general sentiment of the state com
pels an acknowledgement.
THE REPUBLICAN NOMINATIONS.
The Republlcifn state convention
at Harrisburg on Wednesday nomi-
few disgruntled Republicans In
some parts of the state who are let-
ticket the Democrats could win and
that with GRIM where BERRY
ment.
Everybody knows, and incidental
ly everybody likes, the venerable nnd
affable HENRY HAUCK, opco more
up for secretary of Internal affairs.
Representative MOYER, who pre
sented his name, called him "the
sunshine of the Lebanon valley."
That's HAUCK!
CHARLES FREDERICK WRIGHT,
nnmed to succeed himself as treas
--" ""b mo nuinu
people.
certain that a particularly wemt
candidate has been named for tho
governorship, enter the fight handi
capped by dissensions nnd Jeal
ousies. Mr. TENER and his com
petent colleagues will bo elected by
old-tltno Republicans majorities. In
deed, it's all over now except the
, countliiK and the Bhoutlng,
f-f-f't-f-t-f-f-f-ft-M-f-f-f-f-f-f-ft
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-t-
IF YOU GO TO SPEND THE
SUMMER AWAV FROM
HOME, HE SURE AND
HAVE "THE CITIZEN" FOL
LOW YOU. IT WILL HE
LIKE A LETTER FROM
THE DEAR OLD HOME.
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The Keystone ta
A mntter that should receive the
z taliTtlTo
of the i,oroUBh of Milford Is the
speeding of automobiles on the prin-
clpal streets of the town. Machines
run tlirmtfrli tlio linrnlic.il wltlinilt
run through the borough without
nny regard for the speed limit pre
scribed by statute and few even
sound their horns at the street
crossings or when rounding a corner.
The officers should curb the dnnger
ous practice at once and not wait
until a serious accident or fatality
results. Milford Dispatch.
The Missouri legislature passed a
law making It a misdemeanor for
the saloon keepers to cash laborers'
checks. The law Is 'all right, per
haps, but If such a law wns In force
here the Reading railroad workers
would have a hard time of it. The
Rending road pays on Saturdays
nearly always and at a time all the
banks are closed. Lebanon News.
In nhnrclnir thn rrnil tiirv .Tn.lirn
vu n n0,,., f .i.m.tmnr .nl,i.iv
recently asserted that there were a
number of constables in that county
who nre Inciting foreigners to brini;
suits wlthnnt lust rniiRo nnil worn
,iolnK thls in order to pile up costs
0n the county. He told the grand
Jury to scrutinize the cases closely,
and that If they found such cases, In
which the constable was the prose-
cutor and the evidence wns not suf-
llclent to convict, they should place
the costs on the constable. Bristol
Courier.
KING GEORGE'S REIGN.
Astrologer Daoud Says It Will Be
Short and Stormy.
A short nnd stormy reign for George
V. is predicted by S. Daoud, the Wash
ington astrologer. Two years ago, it
Is said, Daoud foretold the death of
King Edward and described the cir
cumstances accurately. Among the
things which ho foresees in the new
king's horoscope Is that his reign will
last but sis and a half years. !
'The first five years," Daoud says, i
"tll lis nmrmr lltn ptnrmlnof tti Tnr.
laud's history. The last eIgWecn
. ., . i !
uiuuiuts, uuwever, win uu cuuijiaruui o i
ly fortunate. Tho coming relgn will
be terminated by the king's death.
which will be a natural one. He will
more than once be the object of at
tempted assassination, but would be
murderers will be powerless to harm
him.
"There will be trouble In all the Brit
ish possessions during the second year,
especially in India.
"In the third year of his reign there
will be a conflict- between England
and another European power ruled by
a kinsman of King George, which will
precipitate a great war. England will
on her own part wage war with this
European country. Tho war will bo
short nnd decisive nnd will result in
England's being obliged to make con
cessions which will deprive her of
much of her power.
"Egypt will give King George de
cided trouble, but will not be able to
free herself from English rule during
his relgn." New York World.
Pepys and the Comet.
On Dec. il, 1C(M. Pepys, the diarist,
records, "My Lord Sandwich this day
writes me word that he hath seen nt :
T,.. ... mi. 1. llin nrtnlnt n.il tirB If Id '
I Ul ID.liUUlll lliu (.utm i 11,,.. ..J fl . J
the most extraordinary tiling he ever
snw." Again, three days Inter, ho
writes, "Having sat up all night till
past 2 o'clock this morning, our porter,
being appointed, comes and tells us
that the bellman tells him that the
star Is seen upon Tower bill, so 1 and
my boy to Tower hill, It being a most
fine bright moonshine night and a
great frost, but no comet to- be seen."
Later the same day, however, Pepys
did see the comet, "which now, wheth
er worn away or no, 1 know uot. ap
pears not with a tail, but only Is larger
and duller than any other star."
Westminster Gazette.
Education.
What sculpture Is to a block of mar
ble education is to a human Sjoul. Tho
philosopher, the saint and the hero, the
wise, the good and the great man very
often lie hid and concealed in a plebe
ian, which a proper education might
have ilisiuteiTcd and brought to light. '
Addison.
Stomachs Repaired
RELIEVES DISTRESS IN FIVE
.MINUTES.
Let Mrs. Grlfllth tell you about
Mi-o-na, tho greatest prescription for
stomnch troubles ever written;
"For years I have doctored for
acute gastritis, but only received
slight benefit, and had to bo careful
what I ate. But, thnnks to Ml-o-na
stomach tnblets, I can now eat any-
thing. Lnst Chrlstmns, after pnrtak-
Ing of a hearty turkey dinner, I was
gestion, and tho doctor worked over l,' rcsmuit Gomptrs or tut Atuer
f,. i,nrB l.otnro 1 mt rAiipf Hn lean Federation of Labor and other lu
poid mo eight visits beforo I could
say I was well enough to sit up. But
since then I linvo taken Ml-o-na tab
lets, and I havo not been troubled
since. Before using Ml-o-na I had
attacks about every month." Mrs.
D C J!ly 6 1B09 Wa8hlnstn.
"Mi-'o-nn stomnch tablets are sold by
druggists everywhere and nt G. W
Pell's for 50 cents a lnrgo box. Thoy
aro guaranteed to euro indigestion,
sour stomach, belching gns, dizzi
ness, biliousness, heaviness, or any
stomach ailment.
Try Booth's PIUb for constlpntion 1
a Joyful surprise 2Cc.
FORGIVES ELOPERS
Mayor Gavnor Reconciled
",UJW uvaajiiuiivu
With Runaways.
DAUGHTER WEDS MILLIONAIRE.
Young Couple Slip Away to Wilming
ton, Where "Mari-ylng Parson" Per
forms Ceremony With Celerity.
Attorney General's Office Used.
New York, .nine 2.-At the city hall
todny when 'M.i.vor Gnynor appeared
deferential attaches of the mayor's of-
(Ice endeavored to appear unconscious
of the fact that the mayor's daughter
lmi doped, but lurking smiles would !
creep out. The elopement was n decid
ed social sensation.
T"C i.S said to have forgiven
the elopers,
Eloped to Wilmington.
Wilmington, Del., .Tune M. Miss
Lllltll AUCUSta Gnviior. second dauirll-
ter of Mayor Gnynor of New York,
and Harry Kermlt Vlngut, millionaire
horseman, clubman and society man,
also of New York, eloped to this city
and wore married by Wilmington's
"marrying parson," the Rev. Dr.
George L. Wolfe of the First Methodist
Protestant church, in the ollice of An-
drew C. Gray, attorney general of Del
aware, in the Dti Pont building.
Accompanied by Mrs. Halstend Swan
of Brooklyn, Mr. Vlngut and Miss Gny
nor arrived here at 1 o'clock yesterday
afternoon. They were met at tho ,
Pennsylvania railroad depot by Attor
ney General Gray, who Is the sou of
Federal Judge George Gray, and were
taken at once to his home.
After luncheon they went to the of-
iice of tho clerk of the peace In the j
1 courthouse nnd got a marriage license, j
! for which they had to pay $2.50, $1.50
i more titan the usual fee, because both
wore residents of another stnte.
In his affidavit before the clerk of
tho peace Vingut said be wns thirty-
eight years old, born in New York and
son of Georee and Sarah Vincut. Miss
and
Miss
G,;yn,or ave uur a " "eteeTn aRi
said her parents were William J. and
Augusta Gaynor of Brooklyn. She
said Brooklyn is her .birthplace.
It soon became known In the Du
Pont building that something out of
the ordinary was going on in the office
of tho attorney general, although every
effort had been made to keep the affair
qnlet. Then the clergyman left the of
fice, and in about ten minutes a tour
ing car pulled up In front of the build
ing nnd Mr. nnd Mrs. Gray and Mrs.
Swan hurried out, followed a moment
later by Mr. and Mrs. Vlngut. They
were taken to the Wilmington Country
club, where Mr. Gray gave an early
dinner to tho party.
As soon as the dinner was over At
torney General Gray sent out tele
grams announcing the mnrriage. The
list of persons to whom these tele
grams were to be sent wns furnished
bv the couple.
Washington, June
Unioti labor
S insistent that the house shall pass
tUe stiuii0y resolution authorizing an
lu,iu,ry ,mo t)m ncUvItfcll the steel
j ho' lenders have appeared at tho cap
itol in force. They were in conference
with members of tho committee on
rules, which has the Stanley resolution
under consideration.
ed that the resolution be reported nnd
passed. They are understood to have
given uotlco that unless tho measure
wns put through by tho house- the
Republican party would be held re
sponsible and Its candidates opposed
by the federation at tho polls in tin
November elections.
C Federation President Urnina 3 '
Legislation Desired by Labor.
Odd Street Names.
, In Clerkenwoll, England, there Is a
street called Pickled Epk walk. It
! takes Its tminc from Pickled Egg tav
ern, which formerly stood there nnd
made' a speclnlty of serving pickled
eggs. An interesting London thorough
fare Is Hanging Sword alley, which
Is mentioned In Dickens' "Tnle of Two
Cities." London has also Flckleher
ring street. In Leicester is a street
called the Holy Hones and another
called Gallows Tree Onto. Hull has
a street with the extraordinary name
the Land of (1 recti (finger. Corydou
I has a street niiuivd Pump Pall, nnd
I there some years ago lived Peter Pot
! tie. a denier In furniture. The most
during ot farce writers might well
! have hesitated to Invent a combination
i of name and address so improbable as
that which really belonged to Peter
Pott,u of j,,,m,, i.u.,t. .Mines' Gn
sette.
HONESDALE
TUESDAY, JUNE 28th
THE UNRIVALED TENTED INSTITUTION OF THE
WORLD
The Paragon of Radiant Romantic Realism Reached
.. A Collossal Aggregation of Sensational Features ..
COL. HOWE'S HERD OF MUSICAL ELEPHANTS
Including DUCHESS The Largest Elephant in the World.
Marion Sheriden and
THE MARVELOUS EDDY FAMILY
The Acrobatic and Aerial Scnsation.tr.MarveIous Ex-
ponents of Athletic Art.
SUGIMATOS Imperial YEDDO JAPANESE Troupe of
ATHLETES
500 People. 250
The Most Complete, Extensive, Costlv ZOO Col. of Wild Animals in Captivity
THREE RANDS OF MUSIC, JO EUROPEAN M'VKLTIKS
100 - - - FEATURE ACTS - - - IOO
Unlike anything seen here before
15A.IJY Cnnic-ls, Eleplmnts, Lions, nml Monkeys
An Endless, Amazing Thrilling, Startling Chain of the World's Greatest Acts.
I lilt, UKUAl IWI.AUIE,
SEE
At 10 O'clock
In the Morning
THE
PERFORMANCES DAILY
Afternoon at 2 Night at S
ESTABLISHED 183(1
THE OLDEST BANK IN WAYNE COUNTY X
-THE--
BANK I
CAPITAL, $ 150,000.00
SURPLUS 241,711.00
TOTAL ASSETS 1,902,000.00
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becomo one ? .
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old and tho young, tho rich and tho poor,
MEN, WOMEN AND CHILDREN
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IT RECEIVES DEPOSITS OF $1.00 AND UP X
and allows three per cent, interest annually. Intereot will be paid from
the first of any month on all deposits made on or before the 10th of the
month provided such deposits remain three calendar months or longer.
HENRY Z. RUSSELL.
PRESIDENT.
ANDREW THOMPSON
VICE I'ltteiDENT.
WEDDING DELLS IN CALLICOON.
William Artmnn and Miss Clnni Ger
man "For Itettcr or For Worse."
Tuesday morning at 10 o'clock
Miss Clara German, daughter of Mr.
and Mrs. Augustus German of Cnlll
coon, N. Y was united In mnrrlago
to William Artman of Honesdalo at
the home of the bride's parents In
Calltcoon.
The ceremony was performed by
Rev. Frank Neal In the presence ot
a few friends. There were no at
tendants. Mr. and Mrs. Artman left on No.
4 for a short wedding Journey, after
which they will mnke their homo In
Honesdnle. They received a num
ber of 'tseful and beautiful pres
ents. -Rend Tho Citizen.
her Performing Lions
Horses.
20 Clowns.
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CA8UIER.
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