THE CITIZEN, WEDNESDAY, JUNE 22, 1010. IN THE WORLD OF SPORT Ty Cobb Wants to Become a Pitcher. Not satisfied with being called cham pion batter, base runner and the best right Holder In the American league, Ty Cobb of tho Detroit Tigers Is after more honors. The Tiger star wants to become a pitcher. Nearly every day before the game starts ono can see Tyrns hurling the sphere to his com rades, trying to put all kinds of twists on the ball. Some of his teammates say that with more practice Cobb will do. He has a spittcr that many of tho major leaguers would envy. But as Cobb is of more uso to the Tigers as a right fielder, batter and base runner than he would be as a pitcher the chances are that ho will never have the honor of doing duty in the bos in a regular game. To Swim English Channel. A most determined effort will be made to swim the English channel this season. It is nearly thirty-five years since Captain Webb paddled across, and, though many attempts have been made, not one man has succeeded. Of those who have tried it the best at tempt stands to the credit of Jappy Wolffe, who came within a quarter of a 'mile of the shore and hndto'be pull ed out of the water, being so exhaust ed that be could not make another stroke. Montague A. Holbein, who came almost as close as Wolffe eight years ago, la preparing for another dash. Frank Gould on Turf. Frank J. Gould of New York said recently that he might after all con sider tho private purchase of Viel Pi card's two racing establishments at Danger and Chantilly, France, togeth er with tho entire stud, which is now for sale. Ho will take the first oppor tunity to visit the stables at Danger and Chantilly. They representanIn vestment of soveral million francs. He intends to devoto himself largely la tho future to turf matters, but la averse to buying race horses at auc tion. w - Penn Athletes Abroad. N. J. Cartmell, tho former champion college sprinter, and F. L. Ramsdell of Texas, tho University of Pennsylvania runner who w.on tho Intercollegiate championship for 100 yards recently, are now in England, where they will meet some of the best short distance men in Europe. Ramsdell will run several races In order to get In sbapo for the English championships, which will bo held on July 2. Stars Do Not Last Forever. Having released Tim Jordan and Harry Lumley outright, tho Brooklyn club has Illustrated tho fact that star players cannot last forever. Threo years ago Manager McGraw of tho Giants offered $25,000 for Jordan and Lumley. President Ebbets was ready to sell ot that figure, but former Man ager Pat Donovan blocked tho deal by threatening to resign. Barry After New Conquests. JIra Barry, the Chicago heavyweight, who cleared $0,000 out of tho battlo ho fought in California, is ready to tako on either Jim Flynu of Pueblo, Colo., or Stanley Ketchol before nny club offering tho best purse. Jim says be will never fight another negro. Ho says they aro too tough for him. That eliminates Jack Johnson. American Horses Outclassed. Tho showing mado on American tracks by some of tho Keeno and Whit ney horses raced abroad last summer explains perhaps why tho American horses did not do better over on tho other side. They wero outclassed. Holdman Dartmouth's Track Captain. At a meeting of tho Dartmouth track leam recently Oro Ellsworth Holdman jf Seattle, Wash., was elected captain or next year. Holdman has been on the team for three years and holds the college record for the pole vault. HINTS ON SAFE BATHING. How to Overcome Dangers In Frtth and Salt Water. Tho great majority of the accidents in connection with bathing nro due to readily proventablo causes and aro of ten entirely tho result of gross care lessness or gross Ignorance. Take, for example, ono of tho most dreaded causes of bathing accidents and fatalities tho cramp. Now, cramp, as n rule, is merely tho result of indi gestion, and it has been brought on In the water owing to the fact that tho bather has rushed off almost Immedi ately after a meal, and tho violent ex ercise, combined with tho shock of the plunge into cold water, produces tho indigestion, which in turn produces cramp. Even when cramp manifests itself it often happens that it is not cramp which drowns tho bather, but his loss of presence of mind. As long as you keep your head above water and do not swallow deep drafts of it you arc all right. With regard to cramp, If you aro near shore strike out for It boldly, whatever tho pain. If tho cramp Is In tho nrms turn over on your back and kick yourself ashore with your legs. If. however, tho logs arc seized with cramp and this is usually tho case, but only one log Is usually affected nt a time then turn on your back, bend your toes upward, kick out tho cramped leg as hard as you can and with one hand rub the cramped spot, usually the calf, ns hard as ever you can. Above all, never mind the pain, but work tho leg for all you nre worth, and do not lose confidence and start drinking pluts of water. This euro has often been effected In tho water by an expert swimmer. Another common danger of bathing comes from strong tides or high waves, and in nearly every nccldont tho bath er has taken Improper risks. It can not bo too strongly Impressed on even good swimmers that to swim out on n falling tide Is n most risky perform ance. If you nro accompanied by a boat, well nnd good, but if not the tide has a trick of getting stronger ns tho water deepens, and the difficulty of re turning Increases every yard you swim. As to those who cannot swim or who can swim only a few strokes, an old and expert swimmer's advice is that one should never, even in calm weath er, go out up to tho armpits and play about at that depth. Tho slightest mo tion of the water nt that depth will carry you off your legs nnd as often ns not into deeper water. On a shelving shore the weight of tho body will bo naturally thrown forward into deeper water. Such persons should never wade out deeper than their chests, and then they should immediately turn around, faco to the shore and strike out for it. It Is really quite easy to propel your self toward the shoro eyen if you can not swim. In many cases tho act" of throwing your body forward, will place you in safety, and if at tho same time you scoop the water toward you with hollowed hands you may cover In threo seconds somo seven or eight feet. If at tho samo timo you give a vigorous kick with your legs with both legs, if possible you will move a considerable distance before you suffer your first immersion. But tho chief thing to re member is that you should turn to ward tho shore tho moment the water comes up to your chest and in no case go out even to that depth when the water is rough. Again, you should never bathe, if in tho least delicate, upon an empty stom ach before breakfast. Tho ideal time ij between two and threo hours after that meal, when your food is fairly well digested. Yet another serious risk which is common to all who batho in rivers is danger from weeds. If you should find your legs entangled in weeds a most dangerous situation, which is rendered more dangerous because of its effect on tho mind remember this: The only way to rid yourself of weeds Is to stretch your body and legs out quietly as flat as you can, pull tho wa ter to you with hollowed hands and at tho same tlmo inako soveral very short but rapid strokes with your legs. Tho combined effect of this action is al most always to free you from tho weeds. Abovo all, learn nt oucc to float. It will get you out of many a difficulty. Given these precautious, nlnety-nlno people out of every hundred can bathe in warm weather with Bafety and benefit. How to Enamel Pantry Shelves. An excellent Idea for panfry Shelves Is to glvo them two coats of ordinary white paint and then a third flulshiug coat of white enamel. As soon as tho enamel dries wash it over with cold water, and then It will harden quickly. Do not cover these shelves with pa per, but leave them bare and notice the Improvement. As there aro no cov ers under which crumbs, etc., can col lect, there is nothing to encourage mice, and the enamel Is easily wiped cleau with a damp cloth. How to Keep Kitchen Walls Clean. Tho beat way to keep tho walls of tho kitchen whlto and glossy is to wash their painted surface with bran water Instead of soap. Boll ono pint of bran in a gallon of wnter for au hour. Tho paint will look better and keep clean longer when washed with this than when cleaned with soap or Before and After. Tho Adorer It's wonderful, old man, what love will cnablo n fellow to see in a girl that ho never saw before. Tho Oulooker No doubt, but it's equal ly wonderful what it won't let him see that ho 11 sec later. Helped Out the Gunner. Gadebusch. In the grand duchy of Mecklcnburg-Schwerln, lu celebration of the birth of n grand ducnl heir de cided to fire the regulation salute of 101 guns. An ancient cannon was hauled out for tho purpose, aud tho firing began. Unfortunately tho pow der ran short after the ninety-third shot, nnd thcro was no means of ob taining nny more in tho town. Tho burgomaster wns in despair, especially as ninety-three shots indicated that the grand ducal baby was a girl. At this moment the municipal bandmaster camo forward with a luminous pro posal, which was eagerly accepted. Ho dispatched his big drum major to tho market place, where be struck eight powerful strokes on his instru ment to uinko up the 101 shots, and thus the situation wns saved. London Standard. Eccentricities In Palaces. The Russian Empress Aunc built a great palace of ice and on occasions when tho fancy seized her punished several of her dainty courtiers by com pelling them to pnss the night in this great chamber of state, where they were almost frozen to death. Tho Czar Paul constructed a room formed entirely of huge mirrors where he spent hours walking to nnd fro lu full uniform a slugular taste for the ugliest mau in Russia. Ono of the native princes of Java cooled hh palace by making a stream fall in n cascade over the gateway, and tho Indian despot Tlppo Sahib placed beside hU dinner table n Ufo size figure of a tiger devouring au English officer, the roar of the beast and the shrieks of the victim being imitated by hidden machinery. The River Tinto. There is in Spain n river called tho Tlnto, which has very extraordinary qualities. Its waters, which are as yellow ns a topaz, harden the sand and petrify it in a most surprising manner. If n stone falls into the river and rests upon another they both become per fectly united nnd conglutinated in a year. It withers all tho plants on its banks as well as the roots of trees, which it dyes of the same hue as its waters. Ko fish live in its stream. A Creature From the Fire. Aristotle believed that some crea tures were capable of supporting life even though confined to the devouring element. He says: "In Cyprus, when the manufacturers of chalcltis (lime) burn it many days in the fire, a winged creature something larger than a great fly is seen emerging from tbo stone and leaping and walking about in the fire. These creatures perish immedi ately upon being removed from the furnace." Effective Scheme. Knlcker How can you tell your new flat? Bocker I leave a window open so as to seo the wall paper. New York Sun. The Modern Milkmaid. "What's In your pall, my pretty maid?" "Milk from tho cow, kind sir," she said. "May 1 look and see, my pretty maid?" "No j you might sour It, sir," she said. Chicago News. Innocence. Esther Percy soys that I am the first girl he ever kissed. Geraldlno Yes. And doesn't ho do it delightfully? Columbia Jester. My Unknown Love. I used to meet her in the park Behind a prancing pair, While this poor heart went pitapat To see a form so fair. I grew to know her lovely eyes, Her cheeks that flush and palo. But who can see a maiden's blush Beneath an auto veil? In winter she's an Eskimo In heavy furs arrayed. In summer she Is nothing but A goggled mummy maid. And so my heart has ceaBed to throb At sound of horn or bell. It might bo Angelina. If it wero I could not tell. Harper's Weekly. REPORT OF THE STILL GROWING COMPBTBQM OF Honesdale Dime Bank HONESDALE, PA. At the close of business May 2, 1910 (Condensed) KESOUKCES. Loans Bonds & Mortgages . . 72,070.53 Real Estate, Furniture and Fixtures 20,000.00 Cash and duo from banks 50,801.30 Overdrafts ' 2.10 Deposits May 20th, 1000 " Nov. 20th, 1000 " May 28th, 1007 " Dec. 10th, 1007 E. O. MUMFORD, President. There Should. Fritz, tho gardener, was a stolid Ger man who wns rarely moved to extraor dinary language! Even the most pro Vocative occasions only caused him to remark mildly ou his HI luck. Not long ago ho enme back from the city In tho lato evening after n hard day In tho market place. He wns sleepy, and, the train being crowded, tho baggageman gave him n chair lu his roomy car. Finally the train reached Illoomficld. Fritz still slept ns it pulled in, nnd his friend had to shake htm aud tell him where ho was. "1 tanks you," Bald Fritz as ho rose slowly to his feet. Tho ouon door of tho enr was directly in front of him. Ho walked straight out of it. Tho baggageman sprang to look aft er him. Fritz slowly picked himself up from the sand by tho side of tho track, looked up nt tho door nnd sold, with no wrnth In his voice: "There should hero bo somo steps." Youth's Companion. A Wonderful Feat. In Its review cf Pierre do Vnssiere's book "Le Mort du Hoi" the Neueste Nachrlchten dwells upon tho account of the last seven minutes of Louis XVI. as described in the book. These were between 10:15, when tho king ar rived at the foot of tho guillotine, and 10:22, "when a shot fired at tho end of tho Champs Elysees. no ono knows by whom, gave notice that tho head had fallen." The review calls attention to the statement by the author that the king's hand.! had been pinioned be hind him by tho executioner while Louis was putting on the coat which ho was to wear at the end and that when ho reached tho platform of the instrument of death ho rushed unas sisted to the upright farthest from tho stairway, "slapping tho face of ono of tho assistant executioners who tried to stop him." With hands fastened nt his back, tho reviewer asks, "How did the doomed monarch manage to perform tho operation?" Etiquette by Precedent. For example of how men may live and net according to precedent there can be no better reference than to the lord chamberlain's office in London. There in quiet rooms day after day men learned In state etiquette, court dres3 and royal functions reach down heavy volumes to see what was done on such and such an occasion. Beau tiful pictures showing with minute ex actness the details of the court cos tume under various circumstances are ready to tbelr hands. Is tho shah of Persia coming? Is the kniser soon to arrive? Is the king going to receive tbo monarch of Siam? Is one of the royal princesses to bo married? When any of theso events happens the offi cials at tho lord chamberlain's office know exactly what to do. And if some point should crop up which has not been raised for a century or more they have tho faithful official records as to what was done on the last like occasion. Biblical Instruction. "What does exegesis mean, father?" "I can never remember long what It does mean. It is something theolog icalprobably a combination of Exodus and Genesis, nbout like Deuteronomy." -Life. Airy Persiflage. 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